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Anonymous No.11961386 >>11961536 >>11961626 >>11961642 >>11964737 >>11965583 >>11965675 >>11965919
It's nice to know waifu discourse hasn't changed in almost 30 years. It's almost like a replica of /v/.
https://groups.google.com/g/rec.games.video.sega/c/QZnHDNlOJys/m/OQPFkrg3FgUJ
>Aug 23, 1996
Anonymous No.11961536 >>11962240
>>11961386 (OP)
Good lord this is beautiful
Anonymous No.11961541 >>11961970
i get it, i think nights is cute too. i know it has no gender but i consider her a girl so it's not gay
Anonymous No.11961626 >>11961830
>>11961386 (OP)
People have been gay since long before 1886
Anonymous No.11961642
>>11961386 (OP)
Maybe David Horner posts here, who knows?
Anonymous No.11961826
/ourguys/
Anonymous No.11961830 >>11961845 >>11961884 >>11962164
>>11961626
>gay
NiGHTS isn't a dude, at most it's kinda weird to be attracted to a genderless clown thing.
Anonymous No.11961845 >>11961864
>>11961830
>it's weird to be attracted to a friendly slender magical being
disagree
Anonymous No.11961864 >>11962204
>>11961845
Sexually attracted, to be precise.
Anonymous No.11961884 >>11962174
>>11961830
faggot cope lmao
Anonymous No.11961970
>>11961541
>know it has no gender
It makes sense that NiGHTS is genderless but it should slightly take on the gender of the person it binds with. So Elliot would be an effeminate clown and the Claris would become NiGHTS but with small tits.
Anonymous No.11962164 >>11962192
>>11961830
>NiGHTS isn't a dude
Doesn't make you any less gay
Anonymous No.11962174
>>11961884
>Not a dude
>Mind headcanons seeing a dude because he's a bottom who takes smegma encrusted dick
Pot calling the coon nigger.
Anonymous No.11962192 >>11962492
>>11962164
elaborate, i wanna know your retarded logic
Anonymous No.11962204
>>11961864
That wasn't necessary
Anonymous No.11962240 >>11962243
>>11961536

internet shit talking in the 90s. not very dissimilar
Anonymous No.11962243 >>11962274
>>11962240
*usenet
Anonymous No.11962274
>>11962243
usenet is on the internet
Anonymous No.11962492
>>11962192
My gaydar-fu is strong. Your gay level is >9k.
Anonymous No.11962917 >>11962929 >>11963180
I love all of the top comments...

> You have problems.. ;)

> No, its not normal.
> StevenWDW

> No, it's not normal. It means that you're a fucking degenerate faggot.
If you're attracted to tight purple costumes, try Power Rangers,
and don't forget to wipe the floor when you're done bitch.
> -The god is pissed

> Ummm... Do we even know what gender this character is supposed to be? Do
you?

>
SUDDEN DEATH
Aug 24, 1996, 12:00:00AM
to

In article <321E79...@mail.trilogy.net>, God Almighty writes:
>David Horner wrote:
>>
>> I find that I am sexually attracted to NiGHTS. I love looking at that
>> tight purple costume and wondering what NiGHTS looks like naked... Is
>> this normal and has anyone else experienced this?
>
>No, it's not normal. It means that you're a fucking degenerate faggot.
>If you're attracted to tight purple costumes, try Power Rangers,
>and don't forget to wipe the floor when you're done bitch.
Excuse me, have you ever WATCHED the Power Rangers??

Here's a hint. Go into Nutscrape Nadgrater, or Microsloth Exploiter and do a
search for Amy Jo Johnson and see how many links come up.

> I stopped watching the show after she left.

Nutscrape Navigator... Microsloth Exploiter...

Bam! That shit is still just as funny!

> It's rather abnormal- NiGHTS is shaped rather differently from
human beings (incredibly skinny, huge eyes that leave no room in the
skull for brains)... It's just odd.
--
> "Don't take this to heart, but, you're arguing about OS's, and you're
-not- a geek? I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with being
a geek if you are one, but let us evaluate the nature of the argument."

> I'm sure NIGHTS is not a female... because all female characters in video
games tend to have huge breasts :)

This was 1996, in the wake of Tomb Raider... Those are some golden mid 90's usenet classics. I love the random Power Rangers talk.
Anonymous No.11962929 >>11962963 >>11965881
>>11962917
> Not true, dude. First lesser-endowed Babe on the list is Samus Aran (aka
Metroid). Claris from Nights doesn't exactly tip the hooter scales
either. Pai from Virtua Fighter, medium at best. Ms. PacMan was good and
round, but no cleavage. Jamm (Golden Axe, TD) doesn't even look like a
girl! Leda (Astal) is pretty flat too. Li Huang (Decathlete) is a tiny
thing, not much to look at. Puffy from Nights might have large ta-ta's,
but frankly, she could keep 'em. YUCK!
NiGHTS doesn't need to be male or female, any more than any vehicle is.
NiGHTS is a vehicle. Like a Porsche, Maserati, Lamborghini or Corvette. I
turns me on!
> Yes, I am a complete dork with no life for actually responding to this
question, but techincally, I don't think you could see Nights naked
even if you wanted to (and if you do, well, to each his own...I
guess), because I dont think he/she/it has an actual body under the
suit..if you see where its hands are, its hand just "float" with no
physical connection (i.e. an arm), so for all we know, the thing is a
fairly distint relative of Rayman.
> Visit my Gaming Fan Art site at http://www.tiac.met/users/heyimjon

To bad that web domain was never archived via archive.org. Lost media fan art from 1995. Oh well.

> ---Hey I agree 100%. I have both systems (for better or worse) and am not
really interested in seeing a lot of insecure people put down obviously
quality wares just because they don't own that particular system. There
*is* some decent news in here now and then along with some FAQ's... but
you're right- 96% of this stuff is kids amazingly showing their
insecurities in plain view.
Why can't people state something along the lines of "yeah VF2 and Sega
Rally are great... along with some others but there were a few more titles
on the PS that sent me that way". THEN we would know the people actually
have some credibility in rating games... instead of simply rubber stamping
all the ones for their system... oh well.

1996 Sega Saturn cope.
Anonymous No.11962938 >>11962954
> I wonder if NiGHTS could be a ghost? If he has disjointed hands like
that, that may be the case. Just a wild guess as to what he is.

NiGHTS is a GhoST!

> You are a sick fucking bastard. Remove your genitals so you do not
contaminate the rest of the populace.

Classic.

> I find that I am sexually attracted to women. I love touching their
tight bodies and knowing what they look like naked... Is this normal and
has anyone else experienced this? :)

> Mack Daddy

Fuck yeah, Mack Daddy!

> Why? I want to have sex with NiGHTS? Is that so weird?

> Jeez...

yeah, whats so weird about that? he clearly wore out the part of his Ghostbusters VHS tape where Ray Stantz gets a blow job from a Ghost.

Those comments from 1996 are better than any discussion that comes up here.
Anonymous No.11962954 >>11962965 >>11962973 >>11962974
>>11962938
Daryn Brown's profile photo
Daryn Brown
Aug 29, 1996, 3:00:00AM
to

In article A...@selway.umt.edu, Paul Pavlin () writes:
> When I first bought Sonic 2 I felt a strange sexual atraction towards
> Tails.
> Since then I started getting hots for all kinds of little, cute, furry
> mascot-type animals. Nights is different though, I guess it has
> something
> to do with it's semi-human appearance and the lack of fur. Crash also
> doesn't provoke any feelings in me because he just looks too manly and
> it
> turns me off 'cause I'm not gay. I can't wait until another game with
> Sonic and his furry friends to make appearance. My niples are hardening
> just thinking about seeing Tails in 3D. I almost climaxed right there
> in the
> arcade when I first experienced Sonic Fighters. I quietly rubbed my
> cruch
> on the arcade cabinet while playing. BTW, I have always been straight,
> and
> I have a pretty healthy relationship with a girl. In fact she knows
> about
> infatuation with mascot animals and axcepts it. In fact she dresses up
> in
> mascot custumes for me as a form of foreplay. BTW, my second fave furry
> friend is Mog the Moogle from FF3.
> -Ken Oshigawa

ALRIGHT thats it!! If you wanted to scare me, you succeeded.
Fur-fetish? Judas Priest!!

DBIII

CUTE WOMEN TURN ME ON! AMM I THE LAST?

KEK, I absolutely love the people responding to the guy who's attracted to Tails.
Anonymous No.11962963
>>11962929
>Not true, dude. First lesser-endowed Babe on the list is Samus Aran (aka Metroid).
clearly chuck here never managed to beat return of samus in under 3 hours, missed out on seeing her tits subtly spill out of her bikini.
Anonymous No.11962965
>>11962954
> I'm not gay
> I just have an attraction to effeminate furry creatures like tails
> I put holes in my stuffed animals to boink them
> Crash is too manly, can't jack off to it
> Repeat, I'm not gay... I like girls.

Yup. Classic internet. I was 15 in 1996. I had access to the net. But I was not using use group as that was a bit too early. But comments like those were still common on various web forums.
Anonymous No.11962973
>>11962954
>> arcade when I first experienced Sonic Fighters. I quietly rubbed my
>> cruch
>> on the arcade cabinet while playing. BTW, I have always been straight,

Fuck you Daryn Brown! If you weren't cooming all over that Sonic: The Fighters machine, we would still have arcades! If it wasn't for you, we would still have arcades!
Anonymous No.11962974
>>11962954
>> arcade when I first experienced Sonic Fighters. I quietly rubbed my
>> cruch
>> on the arcade cabinet while playing. BTW, I have always been straight,

Fuck you Daryn Brown! If you weren't cooming all over that Sonic: The Fighters machine, we would still have arcades!
Anonymous No.11962978
>uses power rangers as example
>guy misses the whole fucking point and mentions the actor, proving the other guy right
anyway, low test faggots, i bet they bought a N64.
Anonymous No.11963095 >>11963153 >>11965815
usenet searches are pretty fun

https://groups.google.com/search/conversations?q=sega%20system%20before%3A1994-01-01
Anonymous No.11963153
>>11963095
Fun fact, I found that NiGHTS thread simply by searching for the word "faggot".
Anonymous No.11963180 >>11963192
>>11962917
>1996 Sega Saturn cope.
This is my personal favorite cope from that time period. A guy literally winced at OP because OP said he owned a Saturn LMAO.
https://groups.google.com/g/rec.games.video.sega/c/R4hOoPJa8CU/m/gcnAUNA7AW0J
Anonymous No.11963192 >>11963196 >>11965621
>>11963180
>https://groups.google.com/g/rec.games.video.sega/c/R4hOoPJa8CU/m/gcnAUNA7AW0J
Anonymous No.11963196
>>11963192
>Whine, cry, sob...
Anonymous No.11964737
>>11961386 (OP)
Back when the internet had SOVL. This place and you guys are the last place where I still feel what I used to feel when going online before, please don't chance, 4chan and /vr/, ever.
Anonymous No.11964774 >>11965241
I wonder when the first uses of Shiturn were. Probably before the thing even released lmao.
Anonymous No.11965241
>>11964774
Yep, I believe people were relying on imports before the US launch.
QKN No.11965583
>>11961386 (OP)
I'm with Anthony & Steven. Those guys are based. David, the village queer, should get a good beating by the other guys.
Anonymous No.11965621
>>11963192
Anonymous No.11965675
>>11961386 (OP)
audibly kekked
Anonymous No.11965815
>>11963095
Huh only mentioned a few times in a whole year. I guess people didn't actually call it that after all.
Anonymous No.11965823 >>11965826 >>11965841
Yep, normies ruined the internet
Anonymous No.11965826 >>11965914
>>11965823
KEK, my point was that the internet hardly changed at all.
Anonymous No.11965841
>>11965823
>normies
Normalfag spotted
Anonymous No.11965880
>Response to OP
Charles Doane
Aug 24, 1996, 3:00:00AM
to

Not true, dude. First lesser-endowed Babe on the list is Samus Aran (aka
Metroid). Claris from Nights doesn't exactly tip the hooter scales
either. Pai from Virtua Fighter, medium at best. Ms. PacMan was good and
round, but no cleavage. Jamm (Golden Axe, TD) doesn't even look like a
girl! Leda (Astal) is pretty flat too. Li Huang (Decathlete) is a tiny
thing, not much to look at. Puffy from Nights might have large ta-ta's,
but frankly, she could keep 'em. YUCK!
NiGHTS doesn't need to be male or female, any more than any vehicle is.
NiGHTS is a vehicle. Like a Porsche, Maserati, Lamborghini or Corvette. I
turns me on!

--
eppur si muove... 'and yet it does move'... Galileo,
after recanting his assertion of the Earth's motion.

This wouldn't be out of place at all on a coomer thread.
Anonymous No.11965881
Whoops, I just realized >>11962929 already had one of the funniest replies. Excellent choice!
Anonymous No.11965914
>>11965826
You don't see things like that anymore
Anonymous No.11965919
>>11961386 (OP)
people were so much more enthusiastic and funny back then