Thread 11962360

Who is your favourite Kong?

Donkey Kong because he has the decency to wear a tie unlike his zoomer nephew

>>11962387
>Born 1994
He’s a millennial.

Cranky and Dixie

>>11962360 (OP)
Donkey (the coolest of all) > Diddy (funny little fellow) > Dixie (cool gimmick) > Kiddy (he's pretty big for a baby. He will probably grow as big as King Kong) > Thes rest
I don't have anything against Kiddy. When I was a kid, I thought it was cool to have another playable big monkey.

Diddy. He throws the best parties.

cranky and wrinkly.

Always Donkey. The stupid clothes and hair and other anthropomorphic clutter piled awkwardly onto most of the rest of them is ruinous. Some of them pull it off better than others though. Cranky and Diddy don't go very far with the anthropomorphism, and Cranky's personality is kinda fun so I don't mind him. Lanky's stupid clothes play into his clownish style so he's okay too. But Manky is the one who takes second place. These monkeys should be nude.

(Restrained use of highly iconic accessories is good though. I like DK's tie a lot, and Cranky's cane works well.)

I love the DK64 renders, I wish they made figures of them.

>>11962360 (OP)
Cranky cause he's funny or Diddy for gameplay reasons.

>>11962360 (OP)
I bet it hurts to be that hip.

HE

SHAKE-ZULA

>>11962607
HAS

>>11962360 (OP)
King kong

>>11962360 (OP)
Expand...Kong.

Donkey Kong, because he has the blood of a killer.

>>11962509
Kek, mate.

>>11962702
DENTAL PLAN

Diddy

>>11962360 (OP)
I used to love Diddy until I found out he did at those diddy kong parties.

>>11964156
He put something in those red bananas.

Thoughts on the Kong's CANON voices?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DqQoc3_RMo

>>11965221
Cranky sounds like Franky.
Wait a second...

Cranky Kong. Love how meta he used to be, how blatant he was about being from the arcade days and how much he would shit on modern hardware

>>11962664
Shaka Zulu?

>>11965221
neat, dixie has the same voice as gregg from conker

>>11962360 (OP)
Domkey Kong

>>11962543
with 3D printing now you can just make your own

>>11964156
>"investigators say they found over 1,000 bottles of coconut based lubricant stashed in his hideout."

>>11969584
His coconut lube
Will help you spurt
If you don't use it
It's gonna hurt

>>11962360 (OP)
When I was a kid, Diddy Kong was my favorite. But Donkey Kong is a straight up badass, especially if you consider DK Jungle Beat canon

>>11962360 (OP)
Tiny Kong (redesign)

>>11971191
Cute

Obviously Funky Kong.
He hides his crippling depression behind a mask of being "totally tubular, dudes."

cmon bro

>>11962360 (OP)
your mom

>>11971097
Jungle Beat is still to this day Donkey Kong's best portrayal.

I wish Rare made a DK FPS.