Thread 11973397

Imagine playing such a nasty, malignant game as a child full of; death, decay, gangrape, extortion, lost dreams, domestic abuse, hopelessness, mental illness, suicide, and idealizing it as a cornerstone of your development.

No wonder millennials turned out so fucked up.

>>11973397 (OP)
>reeeeeeeeeeeee
Don't care, had fun childhood.

>>11973397 (OP)
Wow isn't that so le quirky? We should have all been watching Barney like big babies

>>11973418
Correct. Like big babies that you are.

>>11973424
Yeah Barney would have saved us

sounds like something a small hat who's upset the nips redpilled an entire generation of goyim would say

>gangrape
i don't remember that

>>11973452
>this is what I was wearing when AVALANCHE raped me. Tell me I was asking for it

Bin Laden had a copy with him when they killed him. And a copy of Antz! Presumably the movie.
It delves into real world stuff. Humans are dirty and this game wanted to show that.
It's a wild game. It made a big impact on the world.
>>11973452
Good, you don't have to access that scene. It's an RPG, It'll let you skip that stuff. But I'm sure you know it's there.

>>11973462
>bin laden had a copy of where is bin laden
absolute meme lord

>>11973397 (OP)
This is why they had to turn Cid into Funky Kong for all the zoomies

>>11973418
The way American hate Barney specifically so much is actually crazy. His character is completely benign aside from being created by Christian soccer mums who hired a negro sex guru to play him. You didn't have to suffer the absolute developmental horror that was the Teletubbies, which might be worse than Spiderman x Elsa.

>>11973397 (OP)
You mean a game that respects the intelligence of its audience, and realizes kids can handle subject matter more mature than your average Teletubbies episode?
Millennials are fucked up, I'll grant you. But they were much better equipped to handle challenging subject matter, and challenges in general, than zoomers are today.

>>11973535
F-K- Funky Kong
F-K- Funky Kong is here
Freeky-deeky on d'z nuts
He's finally here
to eat oranges and swig of some beer.
His huewston riims can swanga style
And his headband rocks up high
You can feel better from a slip by the guy
But you cant discount he one hell-ova fly.
D-K- Donkey Kong

>>11973537
>You didn't have to suffer the absolute developmental horror that was the Teletubbies
We got Teletubbies in America too, it was a big thing to make fun of for a while too (especially Tinky Winky). The whole "Is Tinky Winky gay?" thing, the purple teletubby with a triangle on top. People talked about the baby sun and overall how stupid and weird the show was, asking if it was bad for kids. But Barney hate was more first half of 90s with Teletubbies being late 90s.

Fuck, are triangles actually gay or not? That was what they said but I haven't heard it since much.

>>11973560
>A pink triangle is a symbol for the LGBT community. Initially intended as a badge of shame, it was later reappropriated as a positive symbol of self-identity. It originated in Nazi Germany in the 1930s and 1940s as one of the Nazi concentration camp badges, distinguishing those imprisoned because they had been identified by authorities as gay men.[1][2] In the 1970s, it was revived as a symbol of protest against homophobia, and has since been adopted by the larger LGBT community as a popular symbol of LGBT pride and the LGBT movements and queer liberation movements.[3][4]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_triangle

>>11973397 (OP)
Yet amidst all that evil, you can still reconnect with your childhood crush, score, and save the world

>>11973563
KEK, I knew that triangle meant something.

>>11973560
>We got Teletubbies in America too
While I was also unfortunate enough to grow up with Teletubbies, the Boohbahs were much worse...

>>11973397 (OP)
No....redeads are way more dark and mature...

Imagine not saving the world from cronies
Imagine... dragons~
I have no idea what's going on right now, daawg

>>11973560
Why do people have to pervert and desecrate everything? It is a show for babies.
>>11973678
>Claude
Come the fuk on...

>>11973665
God, these were absolutely terrible. What were they thinking?

>>11973824
Must be something in England's water.

>>11973682
I keked at:
>>11973678

>>11973397 (OP)
The overall message of FF7 is one of hope, describing the game like this is on the same level as the people who say Persona 3 is some kind of depression simulator because the main character dies at the end.
>>11973537
I didn't know anything about Barney when I was a kid other than that I found the show extremely fucking boring even when I was 4 or 5 and would always turn off the TV and find something else to do when it came on.

Corporatism and genetic modification are bad for the planet and humanity.

>>11973462
>Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?
bet he annoyed the others by constantly making comments throughout.

>>11973397 (OP)
>as a child full of
What the hell happened to you as a kid

>>11974932
LMAO poor OP