Thread 11981914

What British gamers thought about the GameCube just prior to the UK/European launch in 2002.

(also, general thread for posting interesting segments from old magazines)

>>11981914 (OP)
>the 'Cube

Actually they called it the PSX

>>11981915
Andy probably is a /v/irgin

>>11981938
Knowing the UK, he's probably just a chav who only plays FIFA, GTA and FPS games.

>>11981914 (OP)
Damn Satomi Kaba got that perfect level of chubbiness in her face where it looks really cute

>>11981915
What a cunt.

Based Andy giving nincels the cold, hard facts

>>11981915
Andy being based beyond belief and mindbreaking tendies 20+ years later.

>>11981914 (OP)
All those people are dead now. Sad.

>>11982115
Nah, only the darkies and the male who was looking forward to Melee.

>>11981991
>>11982016
>>11982103
Chad. He probably also mentioned that his gf gives him a beej whilst he's playing his PS2 but obviously ONM couldn't print that

>>11982150
>ONM
This was NOM. ONM was the sanitised Wii/DS era successor that replaced NOM in 2006.

>>11981915
BASED Andy

>>11981914 (OP)
>>11981915
>oi the proice of the cube is roite on guvna but its gawt no gaymes
yeah

>>11982115
They were put to death by the state for defending themselves against knoife wielding migrants

>>11981991
Based.

>>11981915
>Rohou Um

UK magazine shaking its head at Japan AND America all being brainwashed by that dumb Pokemon thing. UK would not get Pokemon until October 1999.

>>11981915
Bill fits the mold of an Xbox owner to a t.

>>11981991
That this was even printed probably shows even the mag's editors knew the Cube didn't stand a chance. Nintendo Power in America wouldn't ever print that.

>>11981915
>the virgin Andy Winter
>the Chad Bill Brant
Xbros have always been better than Snoys.

>>11982795
You're delusional. Bill looks like he uses microwaved grapefruits to masterbate.

>>11982817
Looks aren't everything. Andy desperately wants to be seen as an adult while Bill just likes videogames.

>>11982817
that's oddly specific. do you have something you want to tell us, anon?

>>11982795
Microsoft is a despicably evil corporation that should've never been allowed to get a foot inside the gaming industry.

>>11982861
Just like Sony

>>11982819
>>11982820
Bill, Bill jr. You're coping and seething, get ahold of yourselves.

>>11982861
And even so, they're still better than Sony.

Waste of paper

>all this talk of Andy and Bill
The real chad here is my boy Rich.
>knows the market
>doesn't try to posture about what he owns or thinks sucks
>clearly an N64 gigachad and only cares about more 64kino coming to the GCN
The other dudes in this article probably trooned out after their respective AJ Soprano phases, but Rich is no doubting living a great life with a big cock.

>>11982918
>begging nintendo to port n64 games to the cube so he can buy them again
He's better than the others, but he's a coonsumer.

>>11982921
>the only one that mentions a last gen console is the consoomer
The other golems are just jizzing over new thing and DVDs, while big dick Rich is the only one worried about the games.

>>11982918
Kid looks like he grew up to be a nonce.

>>11981941
AKA a hung BWC

>>11981914 (OP)
Kinda expensive

>>11983082
Looks like you guys have something in common

>>11983956
lol Richard's seething.

>>11983982
t. Alex Maciera

>>11981991
literally all video games are made for little kids

>>11984210
>ah yes, Silent Hill, my favorite children's game

>>11982887
>t. Microshaft shill

>>11981914 (OP)
>bri'ish "women"