Retro gæms to play drunk and/or on drugs? Vol. III
That's right, brothers. It's Friday, and you know it's time to discuss and recommend some games to play while high as a kite.
>Katamari Damacy (PS2)
>Ecco the Dolphin (DC)
>Psychonauts (XB)
Honorific mention to:
>StarCraft BroodWar (PC [N64 tendies BTFO])
If you have the brains for an RTS, damn, snorting a line while countering low IQ zerg faggots is a so delightful: Slam down a gateway and cybernetics core to wall off your base, scout that zerg scum’s early spawning pool, and crank out zealots like a boss while keeping those resources pumping. Throw in some shield batteries to keep your crew untouchable and keep churning units to curb-stomp those zergling mofos. GG Y SO EZ???
Tendies and autistic faggots get the fuck out of here, go play some tranny bullshit like sunshine, pkmn or wind waker lmao just kys will you?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 10:42:37 AM
No.12003135
I ate a magic brownie and I'm about to play Yoshi's Island. I left off at Level 4, in the first castle. I'm just waiting for the brownie to kick in.
>>12003123
Autistic Pikmin spotted
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 11:34:29 AM
No.12003207
huh, it comes in volumes now
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 11:36:59 AM
No.12003212
>>12003115 (OP)
Any of the William S. Sessions ones.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 1:02:53 PM
No.12003308
>>12003882
>>12004456
Condemned is perfect for weed plus any opioid.
Half-Life 2 was built to be experienced on ketamine or DXM, especially with the gravity gun.
Halo is great on dissociatives too and on psychedelics.
System Shock 2 is excellent on either amphetamines or benzos.
Doom 3 is made for heavy drinking. You're missing out so much if you never played it piss drunk.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 2:34:32 PM
No.12003395
>the colors dude! look at the colors!
I like anything psychedelic with lots of trails, like Spheres Of Chaos (2012 version)
https://youtu.be/BBcSOwImMDo?si=ws-eQvNB1l3_V9GQ
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:04:43 PM
No.12003882
>>12004452
>>12003308
I love how the effects of these drugs have absolutely nothing to do with the gameplay. I wouldn't even be surprised if you haven't touched a majority of them.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:48:11 PM
No.12003950
>>12004582
>drugs-kun is the anti-nintendo consolen war /v/ autist that spams "tendie" on /vr/
Color me surprised.
Anyway, as I told you before, Virtual Boy Wario Land is a great fame to play on weed (provided it's on real hardware), but since you're anti-nintendo, your loss.
Have fun doing drugs alone this weekend too!
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 10:16:49 PM
No.12004401
>>12004405
Wow you made this shitty thread again. I can’t wait for you to be dead or in jail.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 10:17:36 PM
No.12004405
>>12004401
I expect this thread to be spammed at least 10 or 15 times.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 10:25:31 PM
No.12004437
>>12003115 (OP)
This isn't the something awful forums, take your shitty 2006 tier thread and fuck back off the le reddit.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 10:31:52 PM
No.12004452
>>12003882
I've done all of them a trillion times. You have no fucking clue what you're talking about. I'd be down to explain but you clearly made up your retarded mind.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 10:34:10 PM
No.12004456
>>12004619
>>12003308
>ketamine
LOL, I find it funny how tranquilizer darts contain exactly that.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 11:34:06 PM
No.12004585
>>12004582
Doesn't Germany have the strongest strains of weed? Sounds like that guy at least knows how to have fun.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 11:57:01 PM
No.12004619
I just do weed and probably all games are fine while high on that. It sure improved the Yakuza games for me.
>>12004456
that shit was designed for horses
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 12:15:43 AM
No.12004645
Went to a friend's place over the weekend and we played 4-player splitscreen Halo 2 Slayer/KotH while crossed, always a classic.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 2:09:32 AM
No.12004830
Viewtiful Joe and DXM for sure
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:49:25 AM
No.12005172
>>12005182
A few years ago I was in a deep depression and hurt my back at the same time. A doctor prescribed oxycodone and I decided to play Ocarina of Time for a few weeks. Playing that game while high on opiates was one of the most emotionally therapeutic things I've ever experienced.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:51:31 AM
No.12005173
>>12005580
I hate playing vidya while drunk. Except for Rocket League, and that’s only because I blast music while playing it.
I love stimulants, though. I love playing vidya while rolling on amphetamines. Cocaine is also great for gaming (but only when I take small bumps and have some strong beer to wash it down with). Adderall is the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 4:54:31 AM
No.12005182
>>12005196
>>12005172
Be wary, anon— people getting hooked on opiates they were prescribed for back pain isn’t all that uncommon. I’m glad they blew your mind, but opiates can majorly fuck your life up if you aren’t cautious.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:02:03 AM
No.12005192
>>12005185
Time to go see a nephrologist, anon.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:04:54 AM
No.12005196
>>12005362
>>12005182
It's very addictive. I went from taking the prescribed dose to about 5x as much within the span of a few weeks. I was calling up the doctor for refills far before the scheduled time telling him my back pain was worse and all that. It went on for about 6 months. Thankfully I had the good sense to recognize it was becoming a major problem and I summed up the courage to tell him "my back is all better now, thanks..." (even though it wasn't completely) and got myself off it. It came into my life at the perfect time, healed some major emotional baggage and then let me go exactly when it needed to. I know that's not the experience 99% of people have but it turned out alright for me. I can't say the same for alcohol or other things, I've been drinking heavily since I was 15 and was addicted to speed at one point, but the opiates let me go softly at least.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 5:10:06 AM
No.12005206
>>12004873
Reads like a build order from the 2003 Blizzard forums. "Wall off and make zealots" revolutionary stuff lmao
>>12003115 (OP)
kill yourself fucking druggie degenerate freak.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 7:09:55 AM
No.12005362
>>12005196
>the opiates let me go softly at least.
You're really fortunate in that regard, although alcohol addiction is a different kind of giant cocksucker. Having to manage both at once sounds like a death sentence.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 9:42:55 AM
No.12005540
>Commandos
>Jamón Serrano
>Wine
That's all it takes to make me happy.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:16:13 AM
No.12005587
>>12005596
Druggies literally aren't people. Kill a drug user today, do your part.
Anonymous
9/6/2025, 10:37:42 AM
No.12005612
i did dmt and had the worst panic attack ever. like primal fear and needing to take off running type shit but not being able to. had to call a friend to come get me. i didnt even have a full trip just like a couple seconds. i guess im too sensitive for drugs :(