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Anonymous 9/6/2025, 2:07:51 PM No.12005786 >>12005849 >>12005952 >>12006091 >>12006232 >>12006243 >>12006252 >>12006256 >>12006313 >>12008237 >>12008281
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Is there any reason why this isn't considered the best horizontal shooter ever by far
Anonymous 9/6/2025, 3:00:54 PM No.12005849 >>12006083
>>12005786 (OP)
It's not even good, delusional weeb.
Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:04:45 PM No.12005915 >>12005945 >>12006817
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Because it's not Deathsmiles
Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:22:03 PM No.12005929
Sex with Hikaru and Akane
Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:32:43 PM No.12005945 >>12005948
>>12005915
Touhou at home
Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:33:41 PM No.12005948
>>12005945
Other way around, ZUN was always CAVE at home.
Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:35:45 PM No.12005952
>>12005786 (OP)
In my world it's either this or Forever With Me so I'd say yes in that context.
Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:06:34 PM No.12006083
>>12005849
>WEEB WEEB WEEB
You are the one choosing to post on Four Leaf.
Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:07:44 PM No.12006091 >>12006228
>>12005786 (OP)
Too sexy, too much parody.
Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:28:00 PM No.12006228
>>12006091
I was slightly disappointed it wasn't sexier. I think the sexiest bit is the naked lady at the end. Or the robot titties
Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:29:01 PM No.12006232 >>12006241 >>12006259 >>12006291
>>12005786 (OP)
Promoted by a nonce korean artist that shilled the shitty SNES port.
Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:31:14 PM No.12006241 >>12006247
>>12006232
You are really forcing this "nonce" business this week, aren't you?
Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:32:42 PM No.12006243
>>12005786 (OP)
Because shmups are for people who actually enjoy video games, not lousy jarpig otaku who thinks every needs to be borderline e-porn.
Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:33:44 PM No.12006247 >>12008334
>>12006241
>/vr/ is le one person
Next you're going to call me auster or famibot.
Get real, punk.
Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:37:24 PM No.12006252 >>12006258
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>>12005786 (OP)
Cho Aniki mogs you
Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:40:29 PM No.12006256
>>12005786 (OP)
>sega saturn
>generic coomer shooter that doesn't come off as funny
There's your problem.
Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:40:53 PM No.12006258 >>12006267 >>12006270
>>12006252
Found the homo
Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:41:38 PM No.12006259
>>12006232
Sexy Paro doesn't have a SNES port
Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:45:03 PM No.12006267 >>12006471 >>12007176
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>>12006258
I'm super straight and the muscle brothers encourages males like me to exercise more and respect older females.

Cho Aniki has saved my hetero life, unlike the lousy octopus creating more homotaku predators.
Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:47:19 PM No.12006270
>>12006258
>see muscular guys (and the hyperfeminine woman)
>immediately think about homosexuality
This is why you zoomers are a doomed generation.
Anonymous 9/6/2025, 8:00:52 PM No.12006291 >>12008371
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>>12006232
>the shitty SNES port.
That's Gokujō Parodius/Fantastic Journey.

But you're right, nobody gave much of a shit about the Parodius series especially when the series was killed on the Xbox 360, until that weirdo drawfag made that flash movie and put it on Newgrounds.
Now it has a "cult", in the same vein as Cave Story or Mega Man Legends does but way smaller and even more gen z perverts.
Anonymous 9/6/2025, 8:10:10 PM No.12006313 >>12006372
>>12005786 (OP)
Ikaruga and Radiant Silvergun exists, and those aren't even the diamond hits
Anonymous 9/6/2025, 8:35:35 PM No.12006372 >>12007181
>>12006313
>>>>>horizontal
The literacy crisis has gone out of control
Anonymous 9/6/2025, 9:23:28 PM No.12006471
>>12006267
Sure thing, you keep telling yourself you are straight...
Anonymous 9/6/2025, 11:36:36 PM No.12006817 >>12006826 >>12007092
>>12005915
Does this even count as retro?
Anonymous 9/6/2025, 11:40:12 PM No.12006826 >>12006865 >>12007094
>>12006817
arcade shmups are a spiritually retro genre
also probably came out on cave cv1k hardware that's like however many years old
Anonymous 9/6/2025, 11:51:35 PM No.12006865
>>12006826
>arcade shmups are a spiritually retro genre
I don't disagree, but it's weird seeing a game normally associated with the Xbox 360 openly being discussed here.
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 12:11:55 AM No.12006923
meh imo parodius da just feels a lot more fun than the gx parodius games and actually has character variety in scoring rather than just always picking koitsu or michael
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 1:35:11 AM No.12007092 >>12008987
>>12006817
>Does this even count as retro?
Not if you want to be strict, but the board allows 2007 PC games that would absolutely not run on 2001 PC hardware like Crysis so whatever
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 1:36:42 AM No.12007094
>>12006826
CV1000 came out in 2004. Same year as the Nintendo DS
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 2:08:48 AM No.12007176
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>>12006267
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 2:09:50 AM No.12007181 >>12007491
>>12006372
I think you might be autistic
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 5:39:39 AM No.12007491
>>12007181
I know you're definitely retarded
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 3:15:02 PM No.12008237
>>12005786 (OP)
i mean thunder force 4 exists
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 3:37:38 PM No.12008281 >>12008312 >>12008365
>>12005786 (OP)
Is the Saturn version better than the PS1?
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 3:55:41 PM No.12008312
>>12008281
It's much of a muchness
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 4:07:36 PM No.12008334
>>12006247
Okay Scott.
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 4:16:23 PM No.12008365
>>12008281
I think they're both pretty much perfect ports which is really impressive for 5th gen
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 4:20:41 PM No.12008371 >>12008403
>>12006291
>But you're right, nobody gave much of a shit about the Parodius series especially when the series was killed on the Xbox 360, until that weirdo drawfag made that flash movie and put it on Newgrounds.
As a big fan of Parodius (at least of Parodius Da!, which I've played the most), I have no idea what this flash movie is
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 4:39:00 PM No.12008403 >>12008405
>>12008371
It's
-8
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 4:41:10 PM No.12008405
>>12008403
Ah okay, I know who you're talking about now. Didn't know he did a Parodius one.
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 9:07:11 PM No.12008987
>>12007092
The "2001 hardware" argument for PC games is one I've never been a fan of. However, I've also never been a fan of all 2007 PC game posting that happens here. For PC games they should really draw the line at 2005, maybe even 2004.