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Anonymous No.12011984 [Report] >>12012000 >>12012027 >>12012036 >>12012202 >>12012403 >>12012621 >>12013115 >>12014128 >>12014543 >>12014997 >>12015016 >>12027252 >>12035667
guys really live in apartments like this and don't see any issue
Anonymous No.12012000 [Report]
>>12011984 (OP)
That's not true. He has a bedframe.
Anonymous No.12012002 [Report] >>12012013 >>12012153 >>12014545 >>12018769 >>12028480
Hilarious. Where did ya hear that one? Reddit, Tumblr, or Twitter?
Anonymous No.12012013 [Report] >>12012379
>>12012002
He probably got it from /v/ (unironically)
Anonymous No.12012014 [Report]
Don't worry OP, I smiled.
Anonymous No.12012027 [Report] >>12017846
>>12011984 (OP)
Gotta say, the colors in Mother 1 are profoundly beautiful. Nothing else like it.
Anonymous No.12012036 [Report]
>>12011984 (OP)
•No problem here.
Anonymous No.12012039 [Report] >>12012060 >>12013125 >>12021480 >>12022839
Do people really use floor lamps as a replacement for proper ceiling lamps?
Anonymous No.12012060 [Report] >>12013125
>>12012039
My living room doesn't have a ceiling lamp so I have to.
Anonymous No.12012153 [Report]
>>12012002
Anonymous No.12012158 [Report] >>12016279 >>12017864 >>12017885 >>12017905 >>12022848 >>12023191 >>12026849 >>12028462 >>12028554 >>12029857 >>12032241 >>12035285
What was 'the incident' in your highschool?
Anonymous No.12012175 [Report] >>12022848
This weakling loid in my school used to hide in the trash because he had this unbelievably squeaky voice and his glasses were like a whole inch thick. Anyways, one day he shit his pants and the teacher found him in the trash because it stunk so bad.
Anonymous No.12012183 [Report] >>12012191
Imagine needing more than lamp.
Anonymous No.12012190 [Report]
This 97 year old diner still makes coke the old fashioned way
Anonymous No.12012191 [Report] >>12012375 >>12012601 >>12013140
>>12012183
>than lamp
ESL-kun
Anonymous No.12012197 [Report]
I also fought this guy's lamp!
Anonymous No.12012202 [Report]
>>12011984 (OP)
looks comfy
Pokey No.12012208 [Report] >>12014083 >>12028482
10,000/m/nowhere

Finally got my man cave! It has all the toys I wanted in the 90's and even a hot tub! I did it, reddit!
Anonymous No.12012375 [Report] >>12021476
>>12012191
Imagine needing more; then, lamp!
Anonymous No.12012379 [Report]
>>12012013
probably true
Anonymous No.12012403 [Report] >>12013536
>>12011984 (OP)
Damn bitch you live like this?
Anonymous No.12012601 [Report] >>12012618 >>12013128 >>12026945
>>12012191
Retards here jump to the "ESL" accusation much too easily. A person should be able to use a cute and silly phrasing like that in a Mother thread of all places without everybody presuming it's an error.
Anonymous No.12012618 [Report]
>>12012601
ESL is never cute and always retarded.
Anonymous No.12012621 [Report]
>>12011984 (OP)
>have dresser
>it is the size of a house
Anonymous No.12012678 [Report] >>12013108
I love lamp.
Anonymous No.12013108 [Report] >>12013148 >>12013524 >>12013531 >>12018607 >>12018634 >>12028453
>>12012678
Now THIS is ESL.
Anonymous No.12013115 [Report]
>>12011984 (OP)
Ok retard, what IS the issue?
Anonymous No.12013117 [Report]
im moving right now and my room looks like this and honestly its kind of comfy.
Anonymous No.12013125 [Report]
>>12012039
>>12012060
Same. The bedrooms in my apartment lack ceiling lights, too.
Anonymous No.12013128 [Report]
>>12012601
lot of transient /v/fags infesting this board are no fun at all
Anonymous No.12013140 [Report]
>>12012191
Imagine needing meds
Anonymous No.12013148 [Report]
>>12013108
>he doesn't love lamp
NGMI
Anonymous No.12013524 [Report]
>>12013108
I love lamp. I love lamp.
Anonymous No.12013531 [Report]
>>12013108
>he doesn't love Lamp
Anonymous No.12013536 [Report]
>>12012403
Anonymous No.12014083 [Report]
>>12012208
Cute maid
Anonymous No.12014128 [Report]
>>12011984 (OP)
He has a bedframe, a dresser, a lamp, and a chair

What more does a guy need
Anonymous No.12014519 [Report] >>12015728
ESLs rule this board
Anonymous No.12014543 [Report]
>>12011984 (OP)
Guys.,.. Really live,.... with the bare necessities... . because I took everything in the divorce.. Woah....
Anonymous No.12014545 [Report] >>12014549
>>12012002
where'd you get this response? 4chan.org?
Anonymous No.12014549 [Report]
>>12014545
Actually, in his day, it was known as 4channel.org
Anonymous No.12014997 [Report] >>12015002 >>12016289 >>12018614
>>12011984 (OP)
why are there so many mother threads at the moment did some youtuber fart out a video
Anonymous No.12015002 [Report]
>>12014997
a bunch of us are in the middle of our latest first playthru
Anonymous No.12015016 [Report]
>>12011984 (OP)
Imagine having a room that has a bed, dresser, AND a chair with a lamp. But not only that, room to do whatever you want. You could get a folding table and make Warhammer stuff, hell, you could even have a CARPET.
Anonymous No.12015728 [Report]
>>12014519
Nah
Anonymous No.12016279 [Report]
>>12012158
Bunch of kids smoke weed
Anonymous No.12016289 [Report]
>>12014997
Not certain. Think it may just be MOTHER season
Anonymous No.12017846 [Report]
>>12012027
Ya know what? Yeah, I gotta agree with you. Good simple colors for an NES game
Anonymous No.12017864 [Report] >>12018537
>>12012158
Bunch of kids played Mother 1 and got stuck on Mt. Itoi
Anonymous No.12017885 [Report]
>>12012158
Supposedly a kid hung himself by jumping from a second story window with a rope around his neck. At the time, no way to know for sure, besides asking for hearsay.
Anonymous No.12017905 [Report] >>12018583 >>12018730 >>12022283
>>12012158
two mexicans and an injun murdered another mexican kid

>Jose Antonio Campos, 19, pleaded guilty Monday to second-degree murder in the death of Rigoberto Alvarado Jr.
>Brady Jacob Trevino also pleaded guilty to second-degree murder in October. Bufford Greymountain Jr. is also charged and scheduled to go on trial in January.
>Campos said Alvarado was killed because they owed him money for marijuana. He said he thought the trio would just scare him, not kill him.
>They’re accused of bringing Alvarado out to the desert, digging a grave and then hitting him over the head with a bat. Trevino said he also shot him to make it look like he was killed by a drug supplier.
Anonymous No.12018537 [Report]
>>12017864
skill issue
Anonymous No.12018583 [Report]
>>12017905
>Bufford Greymountain Jr
Anonymous No.12018607 [Report]
>>12013108
We all love lamp
Anonymous No.12018614 [Report]
>>12014997
Dunno but I like it
Anonymous No.12018634 [Report]
>>12013108
anon, are you not aware of kino
Anonymous No.12018724 [Report] >>12018748
It's the perfect pad for a bachelor. Any good woman would smell it on him and be ready to fill it up with babies and cheap decorations.
Anonymous No.12018730 [Report]
>>12017905
>Rigoberto
I always liked this take on Roberto. Kinda zesty, perhaps even spicy, in a Mexican way.
Anonymous No.12018748 [Report] >>12018772 >>12026898
>>12018724
He's 12, anon
Anonymous No.12018769 [Report]
>>12012002
You gonna cry about it?
Anonymous No.12018772 [Report] >>12020347 >>12026898
>>12018748
>12 year olds shouldn't be attracting a wife
How far have we fallen.
Anonymous No.12020347 [Report] >>12022782
>>12018772
6yo'ds need to be working on freight ships to save up for retirement
Anonymous No.12021476 [Report] >>12022375
>>12012375
Suddenly, lamp!
Anonymous No.12021480 [Report]
>>12012039
Imagine being "retro" and not having hanging oil lamps.
Anonymous No.12022283 [Report]
>>12017905
>>2nd Rock Spring teen pleads guilty in '12 killing
Not retro.
Anonymous No.12022375 [Report]
>>12021476
that bitch ass lamp had it coming when it started flickering
Anonymous No.12022782 [Report]
>>12020347
Unfortunately, that's how it seems like life's gonna have to be
Anonymous No.12022839 [Report]
>>12012039
When I lived in the US in the late 80s/early 90s, our new construction house had no built in lighting at all save the kitchen, hallways and bathrooms. The bedrooms, living room, dining room, even the little breakfast room/sun room attached to the kitchen, had no ceiling lights.
I think it was just the fashion at the time.
The master bedroom's attached bath had a glass fireplace in the wall between the two rooms, just above the very large tub. You can see right through it provided no logs were in it. I wondered if my dad ever watched my mum poop through it.
Anonymous No.12022848 [Report]
>>12012158
I went to a Quaker school. We didn't really have any. But a girl I knew in a different school was raped and murdered and the case is still unsolved.
>>12012175
There was a guy named Teddy in my school who had lopsided glasses. One lens was, like, an inch and a half thick and the other normal. Before I met him, I didn't even know they really made lenses so thicc. I thought it was just cartoon nonsense.
Cassandra Enjoyer No.12023191 [Report] >>12024907
>>12012158
I went to a Catholic school. The worst thing that happened is some dude got pissed after he got kicked out of class (for being disruptive or something like that) and mooned an entire class of kids, girls and female teacher in all. Got expelled after that. 'Twas hilarious.
Anonymous No.12024605 [Report] >>12026858 >>12026930
Since this is technically a MOTHER thread... how do we feel about Teddy
Anonymous No.12024907 [Report] >>12025507
>>12023191
I did this at my Catholic High School...
Anonymous No.12025507 [Report] >>12026707
>>12024907
Oh shit, (what could be) a reunion on a 4chan thread, lol
Anonymous No.12026707 [Report]
>>12025507
What state was it?
Anonymous No.12026849 [Report]
>>12012158
School shooting. But im canadian so only 1 guy got shot, didn't die and it took place after school in a gang fight on the footfall field so it got almost news coverage. The craziest thing is that none of the guys were even from our school it was a fight between 2 different schools.
Anonymous No.12026858 [Report] >>12026898
>>12024605
I skipped him and Ana because I was dumb, did the whole game with just Lloyd and Ninten
Anonymous No.12026898 [Report]
>>12018748
>>12018772
My grandpa got married at the age of 18.
>>12026858
Ultra based
Anonymous No.12026930 [Report]
>>12024605
Best character. His amazing strength makes everything so much easier. Same with Pippi. The best party is Teddy, Pippi and Ninten. Too bad this is not possible.
Anonymous No.12026945 [Report] >>12027025 >>12027074 >>12027174
>>12012601
These drooling retards didn't recognize the Anchorman quote.
>hurr durr that movie sucks
Name a funnier movie made in the last 20 years.
Anonymous No.12027025 [Report]
>>12026945
Anchorman 2 :^) nah just trolling, nobody liked 2 and im not gonna pretend
Anonymous No.12027074 [Report]
>>12026945
Ok boomer
Anonymous No.12027174 [Report] >>12027202
>>12026945
It blows my mind that we have people on this board who actually remember this movie and people too young to have ever heard of it.
Anonymous No.12027202 [Report]
>>12027174
>who actually remember this movie
I'm not kidding when I say it was the last funny movie I remember. It isn't just me being cynical, jews just got less funny.
Anonymous No.12027252 [Report] >>12027258 >>12028443
>>12011984 (OP)
Anonymous No.12027258 [Report]
>>12027252
>...until the goyim wake up
Anonymous No.12028443 [Report]
>>12027252
Just try and leave that room, young man, see what happens
Anonymous No.12028453 [Report]
>>12013108
>zoom zoom exposes xirself for all to see
ya love to see it
Anonymous No.12028462 [Report] >>12028559
>>12012158
high school was pretty ho-hum. one thing i do remember that pissed a lot of kids off was in 4th grade, right at the height of the pokemon craze when everyone had their binders of pokemon cards at recess trading/showing off and whatnot, some kid ripped another kid's Trainer card. they were then banned from recess which meant you were largely restricted to trading with the kids on your bus and i was the one with the biggest collection (which really wasn't big compared to other kid's) so it wasn't that fun anymore.
Anonymous No.12028480 [Report]
>>12012002
all of the above
Anonymous No.12028482 [Report] >>12029149
>>12012208
i tried to take a yoyo and she tried to fucking kill me
Anonymous No.12028554 [Report] >>12031793
>>12012158
Pokemon cards were banned because of thefts. A kid would ask to see a card or pretend to be interested in a trade, but then run off with it. Girls did it too and would hide in the toilets. In retrospect Pokemon was quite bad and I cringe whenever I see it.
Anonymous No.12028559 [Report] >>12028620 >>12029321
>>12028462
Teachers will use whatever excuse they can to ban 'popular thing' so that they don't have to deal with it at all. It don't have to be causing the kids much trouble so much as be something that they don't want the hassle of existing near them.
Anonymous No.12028620 [Report] >>12029169
>>12028559
can you blame them? imagine how it is today with smartphones. at least it's slowly starting to catch on to use those companies where you put your phone in an inaccessible pouch for the entire day and get it back at the end.
Anonymous No.12029149 [Report] >>12029856
>>12028482
did you win
Anonymous No.12029169 [Report]
>>12028620
until theres another shooting lmao
Anonymous No.12029321 [Report]
>>12028559
Teachers are all failed actors. I have never had one that wasn't an lol quirky adult or tried to be involved in srudents' social lives.
Anonymous No.12029856 [Report] >>12030739
>>12029149
yeah i made it short circuit
Anonymous No.12029857 [Report]
>>12012158
some kid beat the shit out of another kid with a roll of quarters in his hand because he owed him money for drugs, in the middle of the school amphitheater. he had to get helicoptered out of the school and brought to some critical care unit.
Anonymous No.12030739 [Report]
>>12029856
Good job, lucas anon
Anonymous No.12031751 [Report] >>12031810
How do we feel about the shithead in the op image
Anonymous No.12031793 [Report]
>>12028554
>yu-hi-oh craze
>some kid had a bunch of mega rare cards
>gets them stolen by group of kids
>he finds out who and tells the teacher on them
>parents and principle gets involved
>they have to return them in front of all the adults
>they give him the shittiest cards
>adults none the wiser
>they say they will beat him up if he says anything
I can see why most kids just play cards online now.
Anonymous No.12031810 [Report] >>12032534
>>12031751
get off my case, question mark face
Anonymous No.12032241 [Report] >>12032534 >>12035663 >>12035735
>>12012158
Kid jumping from the lecture chairs slipped and cut his balls
Anonymous No.12032534 [Report] >>12033037 >>12035663
>>12031810
Hey, that rhymed!
>>12032241
...How the fuck does a guy specifically cut his balls from that? was there something sharp he landed on?
Anonymous No.12033037 [Report] >>12033660
>>12032534
I don't remember exactly the details, might not have cut them totally but i remember the blood on the floor and the ambulance being called
Anonymous No.12033660 [Report] >>12033727
>>12033037
okay, so he cut something that *could* have been his balls
Anonymous No.12033727 [Report]
>>12033660
Hey everybody anon cut his balls off!!!
Anonymous No.12035183 [Report] >>12035270
favorite enemy in the series?
Anonymous No.12035270 [Report] >>12035628
>>12035183
I like these pricks because they're fucking everywhere midgame and will sling PK Beam Gamma because fuck you.
Anonymous No.12035285 [Report]
>>12012158
a girl put rat poison in the creamer in the teacher's lounge
Anonymous No.12035628 [Report] >>12036023
>>12035270
At least we have two Franklin Badges in the game to help lessen the chances of instant death
Anonymous No.12035663 [Report] >>12037771
>>12032241
>>12032534
i know someone that this happened to when he hopped off a washing machine he was sitting on.
Anonymous No.12035667 [Report]
>>12011984 (OP)
It looks fancier tha most houses in MKD Konquest mode. Those are peak "let me guess, you need more."
Anonymous No.12035735 [Report]
>>12032241
Kek I didn't injure my balls but I did something similar. I had this shortcut during play where I'd jump over a bush. One time I mistimed it, tripping over the bush and knocked myself out. I have no memory of it but my chin still has a mark where the skin was cut open by the landing. Apparently I kept saying "I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING" on the way to the school nurse.
Anonymous No.12036023 [Report] >>12036340
>>12035628
yeah but if an encounter goes on long enough one of your party members is getting their brain box beamed
Anonymous No.12036340 [Report]
>>12036023
this is true. this is why I focus on beating the hell out of those guys first in a fight. If ya can't PSI-Block 'em, then just smash their rebar bodies into scrap ASAP
Anonymous No.12037771 [Report] >>12038202
>>12035663
This is why pants are great
Anonymous No.12038202 [Report]
>>12037771
True he had basketball shorts on