Thread 12012757

Uh, weegee?

do you think luigi would get mario pregnant or mario would get luigi pregnant

Is that a real green cock (possibly Yoshi's) or is it Mario's cock wrapped in green latex?

>>12012760
They can't get preggo

>>12012757 (OP)
WEEGEE??

>>12012765
Toad begs to differ

>>12012765
Yoshis dick is white retard

Built for BFC (Big Floigan Cock)

>>12012771
based

>>12012757 (OP)
>oh yeh, it's-a dildo time

A floigersonal (floigan-personal) message to all jannies and mods: this is what you created. You allowed weegee's tender anus to become defiled. You allowed Mario to become gay and scatalogical. It is, quite literally, all your fault. None of this would have happened if you had just accepted Floigan. Guess what? It's just going to keep happening. Peach is going to get pregnant by Yoshi. Bowser is going to get pregnant by multiple goombas. Mario is going to impregnate Luigi's sphincter. You can't stop what's occurring. You can't stop the floigsperience.

Here are our terms: revert the board rules. Make 6th gen illegal again. Return the board to Dreamcast and under, as it was in 2016. If you do not comply, you will continue seeing your favorite mascots defiled. You can only delete posts, you cannot stop posts from being posted. This is all your fault. This all being done for the betterment of us all. This board will not become your 7th gen paradise. You have been floiged. You have been warned. Mario is moving over, and that's the end of it.

>>12012764
yoshi’s cock is 4 feet long

>>12012757 (OP)
So were /bvr/ now? Eh whatever

ayo, real quick,
lemme drop a dime on ya...

we name is Floigan, that's F to da N,
we come talkin' bout bidness, cuz we ain't no fren

we got dogs in da yard, and a big ol' spliff,
bouta pipe down some shawtys with dem big ol' hips

we got Colt in the can, and a 9 in the hand,
and now it's bout time ya hear da master plan...

we come from the past, to bring some news,
"Floigan Bros. here to fight the jews!"

with muscle, wit and Floigan force,
we return from '01 to correct the course

but we can't do it, not without you,
and not without the man who said Floigan will do

Bernie lookin' down, guardian angel,
saw the future in us when we was still on the table

casting dreams, on a Moigle and a meme,
Big Bern and SEGA brought Floigan to da team

and now it's time, that we done some work,
the junkyard's closed and we loadin' the hurt

the jews on the run, early passover,
it's bout time for Mario to move over

now the dream is cast, and we sellin' out,
but we ain't leavin' on a single doubt

the plumber's dead, and Bernie too,
but the future is bright for Floigan and the crew...

word.

>>12012786
>>12012793
holy fucking based. i kneel.

>>12012786
The hero we needed, but not the hero we deserved

janjan's gon FREAK

>>12012786
Why do you hate the playstation 2 so much

>>12012804
yo... yo... yo, now check it...

we was starin' at the blue sky, started feelin' so high,
lookin' for an answer in the clouds as they flew by

sun came out and found one, name was Stolar,
made the man president and fired him (bipolar)

God had the same plan, made the same man,
took him back and left a name in the sand

had a talk with big G, asked him what's the D?
said we had to do for SEGA what Bernie did for we

yeah, life been hard without Saint Bernard,
gettin' by on broken bottles and smokin' the shards

but we knew we had a mission, couldn't be dissin'
loaded the gats and left for khazar fishin'

pulled up, saw a rabbi by the temple
clicked the 9 and left him with a new
dimple

next stop was Mario, put him in the car to go,
had him tied up and beggin' sayin' "I'm-a sorry-o!"

'membered Big Bern, stomach starta turn,
put the gun to the plumber and await the lesson learned

pulled the trigger, no more wahoo,
no more Nintendo and no more jew

looked back at the sky, saw a friend,
he looked down and said "the future is Floigan"

we out.

>>12012806
This isn't about the Playstation 2. This isn't about the Gamecube. Hell, it isn't even about the Xbox. This is about the jannies purposely trying to ruin this board by A) ruining this board, and B) rejecting Floigan. Their time is up. They're finished. It is OVER for them. They have to live with the knowledge that if they continue ruining /vr/, they will be exposed to images of Mario having anal sex with weegee, vice versa, and much worse. We didn't ask for much. We just wanted a home. A place to talk about retro games -- and what did they give us? Not a place to talk about retro games. What they created was a breeding ground for homosexual intercourse. That's over... or is it? That's the choice. Either they foster meaningful discussion about retro games, or the only "retro" thing they see is Luigi's aborted anus baby. The choice is their own.