Thread 12013631

You know people call the N64 a kiddy console because of Mario or Zelda but I honestly think this is the most infantile and kiddy game on the console, just trying too hard to be mature and edgy.

>>12013631 (OP)
The only really edgy joke in the game i think it is a bit too far and would need to be cut if it was remade again in modern day was the cogs forced blowjob rape joke during the catfish tower chapter.
Bit much, other than that every other joke is just titties are good, shit, and graphic blood
The game is fine, it has charm. I played a lot of its multiplayer at friends when i was a kid

>>12013631 (OP)
I've never played the game, tell me about its edgy jokes or whatever.

>>12013647
Poop

>>12013631 (OP)
Yeah that’s what happens when British people attempt “humor”

>oi luv i roite shit me pants, wot?

>>12013649
That's all?

>>12013631 (OP)
I'd be more embarrassed playing this game than Kingdom Hearts

>>12013672
Not all but a surprisingly high amount, yes

>>12013640
kek man it's pretty crazy the shit they got away with in this game

>>12013710
I have extremely vivid memories of not getting this joke as a kid, and just ignoring it. I actually played the fuck out if conker as a kid, to the point i was surprised it sold so little. Me and 2 other guys all had it. Did half of the copies of conker end up in bumfuck ohio lol? Its multiplayer mostly war raptor and heist was my goldeneye.
This is literally the only joke i think is racey. Everything else is actually just potty humor, that guy died really gruesomely or big titties make me horny

>>12013724
Or is genuinely good dark humor like the paint brush and bucket scenes are 10/10
Still, I wish indie games tried to mimic the low quality mics, makes anything anyone says so much funnier

this is the only game that should actually get a woke remake. conq'rr getting xis degree in lesbian arts

>>12013969
conker should become a trained thespian

>>12013647
Kubrick movie references, one level has you swimming in shit and fight dung beetles while the music is a slow jazz composed of farts, and another level has you fighting a literal giant heap of shit who sings opera.

Also a lot of black humour.

>>12013653
Your 'country' is responsible for Austin Powers getting the employee death sequences cut from all modern releases of the film.

The only scene that had to be censored after it was fully-made and after playtesters complained was when the doctor Tediz were vivisecting a squirrel as Conker walks in on them.
In the final game, the doctor Tediz aren't aware it's time for their scene so they are breaking character and talking like posh Brits trying to comprehend how dumb this game actually is.

>>12014028
OI LETS SEE YOUR INTERNET POSTIN LOISCENCE M8

>>12013631 (OP)
>how come I, a 30 year old man, dont find a game about a giant poop monster to be funny? They must be trying too hard.

BFD is intentionally as offensive and crass as possible because many people were accusing Rare of defaulting a colorful and kid-friendly platformer yet again.

>>12013979
That rules.

>>12013647
If you fall from a high place, you will split into pieces and the camera zooms on your still beating heart for a few seconds before you respawn.

>>12013653
When we do, you retarded Americans don't get it

>>12013631 (OP)
>poop humor
>"mature"

>>12013672
Puke too

>>12013969
It did, on the Xbox.

>>12013631 (OP)
>I honestly think this is the most infantile and kiddy game on the console, just trying too hard to be mature and edgy.
I completely agree.

>>12013724
I think it was the last or almost the last game to come out on the N64. Fucking expensive too, I remember spending all of my birthday money just to get it. Combine those two things together and it is no wonder it sold so little.

>>12014604
>>12014604
>I think it was the last or almost the last game to come out on the N64.
>Aidyn Chronicles
>Jikkyo Powerful Pro Yakyu Basic-ban 2001
>Hamster Monogatari 64
>Dr. Mario 64
>Animal Crossing
>Derby Stallion 64
>Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
>Madden NFL 2002
>The Powerpuff Girls
>Razor Freestyle Scooter
>Bomberman 64 (2001)
>Goin' Quackers
>Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3

this game was really fun and I miss rareware. The xbox remake was super pretty (for the time) but I hated that they changed the multiplayer without giving the option to play the oldschool version.

>>12013979
There's also an entire scene that's just ripped from a movie, like basically like for line.

>>12013631 (OP)
it was overpriced anf based on obsolete cartidges with limited storage AND it was fisher price and had a kid friendly library. Wipeout was shipping with a current club soundtrack.

>>12013979
>one level has you swimming in shit and fight dung beetles while the music is a slow jazz composed of farts, and another level has you fighting a literal giant heap of shit who sings opera.

>>12015127
The game was literally made by former microcomputer devs, and not by Nintendo.

Lol

>>12015110
Full Metal Jacket? Shame they never had a Pyle freakout scene.

>>12014969
Damn they all suck

>>12014095
The game is rated M yet it seems like a 12 year old write it

>>12017148
>like a 12 year old write it
You're not one to speak.

>>12013631 (OP)
that was kind of the whole point

basically one long "oh kiddie, are we" joke

>>12013653
https://youtu.be/XmPqnKvbiiQ

>>12013676
Said no one ever

>>12013631 (OP)
>just trying too hard to be mature and edgy.
I think that honor goes to FF7 desu
Conker is just toilet humor

>>12015127
That's the british for you

>>12013631 (OP)
>conker trying too hard to be mature and edgy
apparently nintendo were fucking pissed when rare showed the game the first time. some devs did a playthrough with commentary on yt and talk about it.

>>12019670
The first time? Wouldn't it be more like the second time, since it was originally a cutesy platformer to begin with?

>>12013710
FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC

>>12019670
Yeah, Nintendo didn't allow Nintendo Power to mention it at all until 2008 (even though other M-rated games like Turok got front cover). Nintendo Power did do a strategy guide and it's worth looking at if you're a fan of the game.

>>12015796
No the Goodfellas scene