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Anonymous No.12080608 [Report] >>12080616 >>12080620 >>12080629 >>12080775 >>12080956 >>12080967 >>12081157 >>12081932 >>12082013 >>12082496 >>12082578 >>12083459 >>12091732 >>12091818 >>12091849 >>12092983 >>12094863 >>12095573 >>12096164 >>12096169 >>12096284 >>12098365 >>12098646 >>12100046 >>12100368 >>12104682 >>12104925 >>12107736
Old video game advertisements were SO GOOD!
Anonymous No.12080615 [Report] >>12080984 >>12081039 >>12096280
I used to jerk off and cum to DoA stuff like this
Anonymous No.12080616 [Report] >>12080640 >>12080810 >>12081612 >>12082314 >>12082465 >>12083526 >>12087286 >>12088641 >>12091864 >>12104334
>>12080608 (OP)
Dumb coomer
Anonymous No.12080617 [Report]
They sure were.
Anonymous No.12080620 [Report]
>>12080608 (OP)
Unironically yes.
Anonymous No.12080629 [Report] >>12080643 >>12086446
>>12080608 (OP)
Hi res copy of this scan? I want it printed in a poster
Anonymous No.12080640 [Report] >>12082360 >>12096112
>>12080616
Oh fuck off, everyone loves hot naked women. Go act high and mighty on reddit.
Anonymous No.12080643 [Report] >>12080757 >>12100121
>>12080629
It's fake AI shit
Anonymous No.12080691 [Report] >>12080732 >>12080757 >>12100121
>itt: boomers falling for an AI pic
lol, old people really are susceptible to this stuff...
Anonymous No.12080725 [Report] >>12080727
Is DOA2 good for you?
Anonymous No.12080727 [Report]
>>12080725
It caused me to finally rage quit fighting games 20 years ago.
Anonymous No.12080732 [Report]
>>12080691
Cmon now, it was pretty obvious since it's the nu-models despite saying DOA2

Also I wish all this faggotry fake grain blur filter trash wouldn't be used. Not only does it looks bad and stupid but it makes it EVEN more obvious somethings fake
Anonymous No.12080757 [Report] >>12086776
>>12080643
>>12080691
The picture is proper 3D fan art, but the copy text is obviously fake.
Anonymous No.12080775 [Report] >>12080960 >>12083529
>>12080608 (OP)
>nipples and exposed areola, that will sell our pixelated game
Such vision.
Anonymous No.12080810 [Report] >>12082360
>>12080616
Dumb woman
Anonymous No.12080853 [Report] >>12080861 >>12082501
The oatmeal cookie man was a celebrated pervert but the western culture changed to get women voting for their personal gain.
Anonymous No.12080861 [Report] >>12081776 >>12082501 >>12083530
>>12080853
It didn't help he revealed himself to be a washed up hack with Devil's Third
Anonymous No.12080952 [Report] >>12082298 >>12100121
I knew it was AI right off the bat because neither Kasumi nor Ayane look like that in DOA2. They looked like anime dolls up to DOA4.
Anonymous No.12080956 [Report]
>>12080608 (OP)
keyed
Anonymous No.12080960 [Report] >>12081809 >>12093170
>>12080775
I got a big poster of this that came with an issue of RetroGamer magazine.
Anonymous No.12080967 [Report] >>12081030
>>12080608 (OP)
Fun thing is that an ad like that would perfectly be in a game magazine from the early 90's and nobody would cry about it
Anonymous No.12080984 [Report]
>>12080615
grim
Anonymous No.12081030 [Report]
>>12080967
Funny how a president and his goons say it's over and then things go on as usual when you turn the TV on and Taylor Swift has the world's most important opinions.
Anonymous No.12081039 [Report]
>>12080615
Congrats, you enjoyed DoA as intended.
Anonymous No.12081157 [Report] >>12082767
>>12080608 (OP)
Anonymous No.12081612 [Report] >>12082360
>>12080616
Kill yourself loser
Anonymous No.12081776 [Report] >>12082501
>>12080861
>washed up hack with Devil's Third
All these sacked-directors-with-a-new-studio had the same problem - getting good staff is HARD. They came from companies where the good boys rose up from the trenches and got to work making the director's vision actually good. Trying to do that straight off the bat with a new studio and a recruitment drive is impossible. If they had started slow and worked up to their magnum opus it would have been okay. Instead they all just went straight to the hard project and then gave up when it failed.
Anonymous No.12081809 [Report]
>>12080960
I like that in old games, where the graphics were blocky and indistinct, they sometimes had to go all-in on the artwork to give an aspirational idea of what they were about. Most times the art was better than the product.
Anonymous No.12081929 [Report]
I really hate this fake nostalgia thing these days. I like the decades before I was born but I wouldn't make fake things and act like they are genuine
Anonymous No.12081932 [Report] >>12081936 >>12082317
>>12080608 (OP)
What if she accidentally farted.
Anonymous No.12081936 [Report]
>>12081932
Uhh then her half-sister who is near her butthole would have to smell it
Anonymous No.12082013 [Report] >>12082081 >>12082319
>>12080608 (OP)
>let me show a non retro AI image to the website I got it from
in a just society youd be executed.
Anonymous No.12082081 [Report]
>>12082013
Is this AI image in the room with us right now?
Anonymous No.12082130 [Report]
ENTER
Anonymous No.12082298 [Report] >>12082504 >>12091839 >>12093934
>>12080952
DOA 4 is the absolute peak of the DOA aesthetic
Anonymous No.12082314 [Report] >>12082360
>>12080616
you're a stupid faggot, go die
Anonymous No.12082317 [Report]
>>12081932
They instantly backflip into battle stances like startled cats and start kicking each other to death.
Anonymous No.12082319 [Report]
>>12082013
Seething about AI is far more intrusive than AI
Anonymous No.12082360 [Report] >>12090652
>>12080640
>>12080810
>>12082314
>>12081612
lmfao actual braindead coomers itt
Anonymous No.12082465 [Report] >>12082547 >>12085821
>>12080616
This is your brain on abraham.
Anonymous No.12082496 [Report]
>>12080608 (OP)
>Dead or Alive 2
>DOA 6 models
???
Anonymous No.12082501 [Report]
>>12080853
He was a king
>>12080861
>>12081776
Itagaki is infinitely better than Kojima. I don't know how anyone could give Death Stranding a good review.
Anonymous No.12082504 [Report]
>>12082298
Yes. Fuck I loved the battle system. I'm getting positive memories about it now
Anonymous No.12082547 [Report] >>12083447 >>12083532 >>12083558 >>12086781 >>12090587 >>12095124
>>12082465
>chronic masterbator
>blames all his problems on religion
o im laffin
Anonymous No.12082578 [Report]
>>12080608 (OP)
>is coffee good for you?
Anonymous No.12082767 [Report] >>12083601
>>12081157
Is this some sort of spic meme?
Anonymous No.12083447 [Report]
>>12082547
>proves his point
Anonymous No.12083459 [Report]
>>12080608 (OP)
>pprrrrt
>snniiiiiiiiff
Anonymous No.12083526 [Report]
>>12080616
Dumb question
Anonymous No.12083529 [Report] >>12086590
>>12080775
Safe blue board
Anonymous No.12083530 [Report]
>>12080861
Wii U potential wasn’t realizing
Anonymous No.12083532 [Report]
>>12082547
Literally me
Anonymous No.12083558 [Report]
>>12082547
Looks like a guy I'd hang out with!
Anonymous No.12083601 [Report]
>>12082767
What makes you say that?
Anonymous No.12085821 [Report] >>12085983 >>12086564
>>12082465
>Literal /r/atheism faggot in my board
kill yourself, you pollute this place
Anonymous No.12085983 [Report]
>>12085821
Wow you guys never stopped whistling this tune, huh.
Any semblence of not believing in the unprovable
>BAWWWWW R/ATHEISM
Every single time, it's so boring. An argument would be so goddamn refreshing.
Anonymous No.12086045 [Report] >>12086050
>>12086036
>Nothing is more boring than
I'm not reading this.
Anonymous No.12086050 [Report] >>12086052
>>12086045
>An argument would be so goddamn refreshing
>can't read more than 5 words
Lmao
Anonymous No.12086052 [Report] >>12086063
>>12086050
Capital letters stick out like a sore thumb, causing me see you put "NPC" in there somewhere.
Couple that with the way you begin, and it's really easy to spot the bad faith.
I don't reward bad faith.
Anonymous No.12086063 [Report] >>12086068
>>12086052
>BAWWWWW R/ATHEISM
>le capital letters...
>I don't le reward le bad faith...
I get it, you're mad.
Anonymous No.12086068 [Report] >>12086070
>>12086063
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760059241681213.webm
Anonymous No.12086070 [Report] >>12086076
>>12086068
Yep, xir's mad.
Anonymous No.12086074 [Report] >>12086081
>>12086036
absolutely BTFO
Anonymous No.12086076 [Report] >>12086082
>>12086070
Yes just use the playbook for literally everything.
Nevermind that we've all known it front and back since like 2012.
Anonymous No.12086081 [Report]
>>12086074
This doesn't pass the smell test, anon.
Anonymous No.12086082 [Report] >>12086087 >>12086090 >>12102165
>>12086076
>be retarded faggot
>wish I could get le heckin' argument!
>get angry when somebody says something you don't like
>criticize the opposing argument for doing exactly what you did to begin with, and then reduce the entire discussion to absurdity because of how incredibly buttblasted you are
The rational and logical atheist mind, everyone.
Anonymous No.12086087 [Report] >>12086092
>>12086082
I didn't read this either.
If the ratio of your-words to my-words is too high, it means you imagined things I didn't even remotely say. And you can safely skip it.
This is a universal truism.
Anonymous No.12086090 [Report]
>>12086082
Can you please kill yourself or get off of my website. So long as I don't hear from you again.
Anonymous No.12086092 [Report] >>12086096
>>12086087
Xir is not feeling well, please understand.
Anonymous No.12086096 [Report] >>12086101
>>12086092
>I got crushed by that last reply, but I have to pretend I wasn't
>What do I do
>Wait I know.
>I can say 'tranny'
>Well, no. I gotta spice it up slightly
>Xir!
>Wait didn't I already JUST do that two posts ago
>Oh well, they probably forgot, just like I forget
Anonymous No.12086101 [Report] >>12086106
>>12086096
>y-you got crushed by me telling you that I didn't read your post again even though I clearly did and I'm still seething about how badly you hurt my anus
Xir...
Anonymous No.12086106 [Report] >>12086110
>>12086101
Anonymous No.12086110 [Report] >>12087153
>>12086106
>implying you aren't a huge faggot with a tiny penis attached to a fat pelvis
Anonymous No.12086446 [Report]
>>12080629
you fags will fall for anything
Anonymous No.12086564 [Report] >>12086637 >>12086812
>>12085821
>YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN ABRAHAM? YOU'RE AN ATHEIST
Christcucks are so fucking tiring.
Anonymous No.12086590 [Report]
>>12083529
Minnesota courts have ruled that nipples are not inherently sexual and women here are free to have them out. We don't most place because of creeps. Even before the nip was freed here, I was guaranteed to see some at any DIY punk show.
Anonymous No.12086637 [Report]
>>12086564
cry to Zeus about it, bitch
Anonymous No.12086776 [Report]
>>12080757
thanks anon i appreciate the saus
Anonymous No.12086781 [Report] >>12086812
>>12082547
jokes on you, my hands are smooth as silk and ladies love it
Anonymous No.12086812 [Report] >>12086820 >>12089698 >>12093297
>>12086564
man the antichristian larpagan psyop really worked a treat on gaychan. jews won this one.

>>12086781
>ladies

you mean ur mom
Anonymous No.12086820 [Report] >>12086859 >>12087234
>>12086812
i've literally had ladies who groped my hands, literally making non-consensual handholding with me. one even hinted i should fingerbang her, while ladies with a temperment more like my mama said i got piano fingers.
hos mad because i like jerking off to sexy fake women instead of being a slut, and in this case the ho is you
Anonymous No.12086859 [Report] >>12087234
>>12086820
anon this is your mom typing. you shouldn't talk like that about your aunts and grandmas.
"groped my hands"? "non-consensual handholding"? "fingerbang"??
You have lots of explaining to do at dinner tonight.
Anonymous No.12087153 [Report] >>12087234
>>12086110
>be dumb phoneposter
>be dumb christcuck
>act like a foaming at the mouth retard online
lol
Anonymous No.12087234 [Report] >>12087279 >>12087280
>>12086820
>>12086859
>>12087153
can you stop your gay roleplay and go back to sucking off lowtax's dead dick.
Anonymous No.12087272 [Report]
DOA thread???????
Anonymous No.12087279 [Report] >>12087291
>>12087234
It stopped a while ago, retard.
Anonymous No.12087280 [Report]
>>12087234
Mangosteen
Anonymous No.12087286 [Report]
>>12080616
>this simple comment sends porn addicts into a blind rage
Anonymous No.12087291 [Report]
>>12087279
ur mom suck me good and hard thru my jorts
Anonymous No.12088589 [Report]
>can't have a retro titties thread without puritans coming to derail it
Sad state of affairs, just let it die.
Anonymous No.12088641 [Report]
>>12080616
based
Anonymous No.12088694 [Report]
Anonymous No.12089698 [Report]
>>12086812
I am a hindoo saar. Please kys.
Anonymous No.12090434 [Report] >>12090545
https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/12080608/#q12083562
https://desuarchive.org/vr/thread/12080608/#q12084130
Since when was transphobia or being mean against the rules? Plenty of just as off-topic and vitriolic posts ITT that don't include the dreaded T word that go untouched. One of the new jannies is from resetera where he gets to enforce whatever rule he made up in his head to his heart's content.
Anonymous No.12090545 [Report] >>12090557
>>12090434
While I can't speak for other not being b&, personal attacks are against the rules. Selective enforcement may just be people getting sick of hearing the same insults over and over again, get some new material.
Anonymous No.12090557 [Report] >>12090646
>>12090545
Weird, when I click report and look at the list I can't see a way to report someone for personal attacks.
Anonymous No.12090585 [Report] >>12090605 >>12090646
calling a duck a duck is a personal attack, sweaty. it's on par with doxxing a baby and threatening to murder a family. you will call the duck a swan and you will be happy.
Anonymous No.12090587 [Report]
>>12082547
This guy's still more productive and trustworthy than the audience this was made for
Anonymous No.12090605 [Report] >>12090610 >>12091817
>>12090585
Madame, this is a thread about fat asses.
Anonymous No.12090610 [Report]
>>12090605
True. Post more and ignore asexual eunuchs.
Anonymous No.12090646 [Report]
>>12090557
>>12090585
Read the rules retards.
Anonymous No.12090652 [Report] >>12091778
>>12082360
>mass reply
>faggot
EST
Anonymous No.12091732 [Report] >>12104910
>>12080608 (OP)
>Old video game advertisements were SO GOOD!

Thats because in the 90s and the early 2000s videogames developers and publishers were hired for their own merits and the target audience were actual gamers who actually played videogames.
Anonymous No.12091778 [Report]
>>12090652
dumb nigger
Anonymous No.12091817 [Report] >>12091847
>>12090605
I WANT TO LICK THEIR SHITTY ASSHOLES CLEAN. I WANT TO BE THEIR TOILET SLAVE.
Anonymous No.12091818 [Report] >>12091861 >>12096120 >>12105846
>>12080608 (OP)
Back when wokeism didn't ruin video games, because wokeism didn't even exist back then.
Anonymous No.12091839 [Report] >>12093331
>>12082298
Graphics have obviously moved on from this, but damn this era of computer graphics was so comfy
Anonymous No.12091847 [Report]
>>12091817
based scatman
Anonymous No.12091849 [Report] >>12098374
>>12080608 (OP)
i really don't understand why you guys have a 100+ post thread over doa 5 models pretending to be a doa 2 ad.
is this just fucking /v/ now?
Anonymous No.12091861 [Report] >>12092762 >>12096120 >>12105846 >>12106135
>>12091818
>because wokeism didn't even exist back then.

Back then the wokes already existed(the feminist movement, the LGBT movement, etc.) BUT here is the important part: back then in the 90s and early 2000s the wokes had their repulsive hands away from our beloved retro videogames because in those times the videogame developers and videogame publishers used to be hired by their own merits instead of being hired only by gender quotas or diversity quotas.
Anonymous No.12091864 [Report]
>>12080616
So fucking based.
Anonymous No.12092762 [Report]
>>12091861
For your sake I hope this is a joke.
Anonymous No.12092983 [Report] >>12093064
>>12080608 (OP)
thats a brrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaap from me senor
Anonymous No.12093064 [Report] >>12093124
>>12092983
What is brapping?
Anonymous No.12093124 [Report] >>12093361
>>12093064
It's that sound your girl makes when you are tongue punching her fart box good.
Anonymous No.12093170 [Report]
>>12080960
what issue? I want one
Anonymous No.12093297 [Report]
>>12086812
>all of these buzzwords
this is how you spot a pisscord tranny or a sharteen trying to derail a game discussion thread.
Anonymous No.12093331 [Report]
>>12091839
Agreed
Anyway this thread is a no go
I'll just wait for a proper DOA thread to appear again
Anonymous No.12093361 [Report] >>12093937
>>12093124
spent a lot of time at Ace of Spades HQ?
Anonymous No.12093934 [Report]
>>12082298
It’s as good as you get without getting stuck in the uncanny valley.
Anonymous No.12093937 [Report] >>12093939
>>12093361
your mom loves my fat white cock pounding her puss and pooper at all hours. one time she said, should we watch malcolm on the middle? i said, baby, call me malcolm because i'm about to thrust my ham sausage into the middle of your cunt so hard that your daughter from your second husband will feel it. then i fucked her daughter from her second husband (your half sister) and right as i ejaculated directly into her cervix, i said baby call me hal because i'm the guy who's about to give you 5 sons. she got pregnant the next day at 8 months later she had quintuplets that all looked like me and they grew up to be tall, good looking, intelligent, racist and contributing members of society. nowadays, i like to sit back with a good bogey and a light beer on my 40 acres of minnesota farmland and listen to the sounds of nature. yeah, i was the big guy in this scenario. you lost, but who's crying anyway?
Anonymous No.12093939 [Report]
>>12093937
The hero we needed but did not deserve.
Anonymous No.12093992 [Report] >>12097405
Anonymous No.12094863 [Report]
>>12080608 (OP)
Used to jack off to this shit when they had the beach volleyball ads in egm.
Anonymous No.12095124 [Report]
>>12082547
>he doesn't immediately shower and take a nap afterwards then play video games in bed when he wakes up an hour later
this guy is an amateur and doesn't know the true joys of laziness
Anonymous No.12095573 [Report]
>>12080608 (OP)
Sage
Anonymous No.12096112 [Report]
>>12080640
>everyone loves hot naked women.
Well, not AIDS brained homosexuals. Hence anon's protesting.
Anonymous No.12096120 [Report]
>>12091818
>>12091861
This back in an era where liberals actually defended hot women and violence because the conservatives were getting uppity over that content. This flipped in 2010s when feminist progressive thinking dominated hard and they no longer defended this stuff until the rise of the Anti-Woke having to force them to back pedal on their moralizing.
Anonymous No.12096138 [Report] >>12096157
goonslop:
goonslop, retro:
Anonymous No.12096157 [Report] >>12096190 >>12100005
>>12096138
what the fuck is that supposed to mean
Anonymous No.12096164 [Report] >>12096191 >>12096271 >>12096463 >>12100465 >>12104923
>>12080608 (OP)
I understand the real point of this thread is muh straight persecution muh SJWs, but this is the equivalent of actual baby boomers getting nostalgic over jacking off to women's underwear ads.

It's true that internet porn was 99% dogshit up until probably like 2011, but it's hard to be sympathetic for people bitching about ass & tiddy not being shoved into every extraneous thing because softcore fanservice is no longer necessary in a world where you can find something more titillating and more well-drawn on the front page of google search results or via scrolling on xitter for 10 seconds, let alone going to an actual booru site. If anything, lewd content is more normalized and accepted among the mainstream than it ever has been, even shit like furries (not loli tho), and it's not gonna go away any time soon, not until the conservative christfags succeed in their efforts to drive it off by defunding sites which host it.
Anonymous No.12096169 [Report]
>>12080608 (OP)
>the most attractive part of the female anatomy is the part that poops come out of
God dabbed on us pretty hard with this one
Anonymous No.12096190 [Report]
>>12096157
It means you're senile and cant understand Gen Zaryan humor.
Anonymous No.12096191 [Report] >>12100465
>>12096164
the ultimate issue with your argument is that, even though the puritan christian types might seem zealous and overbearing, you see a massive number of other dude's penises as a result of your beliefs -- and they do not. i'm not saying you're looking for penises specifically, but seeing penises is an avoidable reality when searching for porn, and you know this. since you are aware that you will undoubtedly see cocks in your quest for goon material, this, in effect, makes you a faggot.
Anonymous No.12096271 [Report]
>>12096164
>pic
they really did my boi Tojo dirty there
Anonymous No.12096280 [Report] >>12096315
>>12080615
Same, in my household there was just one family computer in the living room (so masturbating to porn was limited to when everyone else was asleep) so DoA advertisements were a great go-to during most of the day. Funny enough, I didn't even have the games I just saved the ads. Sometimes I have dreams that I find my collection again for a nostalgia goon session, but then I wake up and remember that someone (probably my mom) found and tossed it all when I moved out from my parents for the first time.
Anonymous No.12096284 [Report]
>>12080608 (OP)
i love when another guy posts hot chicks online. it makes my dick so hard. my dick wouldn't have been hard if that other guy hadn't posted the hot chicks. i might even cum. that guy made me cum indirectly. so hot, vgh.
Anonymous No.12096294 [Report]
I don't recognize bogged chink surgery nuDOA faced Ayane and Kasumi
They aren't my ninja girls
Anonymous No.12096315 [Report] >>12100043
>>12096280
Damn sounds like your parents were UNBASED. My mom and dad would get lingerie catalogs in the mail and sit them on my bed when i'd get home from school.

One of our relatives came out as gay around that time so my parents were trying to be absolutely sure I was straight.
Anonymous No.12096339 [Report] >>12098516
great game and great ad
Anonymous No.12096463 [Report] >>12100976
>>12096164
>It's true that internet porn was 99% dogshit up until probably like 2011
Retard alert. The mid-00 were when Jenna Haze, Belladonna, Sasha Grey, Lexi Belle and others had their best years. Not to mention all the East Euro girls like Sandy, Mirta, Sophie Moone etc.
Anonymous No.12096479 [Report] >>12096740 >>12098367
Crazy how quickly DoA went coomer mode after the first game.
Anonymous No.12096740 [Report] >>12098368
>>12096479

Only the 3 first games were worth of playing.
Anonymous No.12097405 [Report]
>>12093992
Where do you stick the blu-ray?
Anonymous No.12098365 [Report]
>>12080608 (OP)
Team Nunja DOA Jive zoomer slop, kys
Anonymous No.12098367 [Report]
>>12096479
>Crazy how quickly DoA went [HEADCANON]
Anonymous No.12098368 [Report] >>12098371
>>12096740
*first 3 games post-1
Anonymous No.12098371 [Report]
>>12098368
1 is the only good one
Anonymous No.12098374 [Report]
>>12091849
yeah it's just dipshit cumbrained zoomers
Anonymous No.12098516 [Report]
>>12096339
What is this, an ad for ants?
Anonymous No.12098646 [Report] >>12100490
>>12080608 (OP)
This was risque as fuck even for 2000.
Anonymous No.12100005 [Report]
>>12096157
Some shitty zoomers meme
Anonymous No.12100043 [Report] >>12100141
>>12096315
my dad did the same hting but now I'm a poof and like wearing women's lingerie. Win some and lose some.
Anonymous No.12100046 [Report]
>>12080608 (OP)
Yup made for men.
Anonymous No.12100121 [Report]
>>12080643
>>12080691
>>12080952
mindbroken boomers lmao
Anonymous No.12100141 [Report]
>>12100043
kek'd
Anonymous No.12100368 [Report]
>>12080608 (OP)
Sage
Anonymous No.12100465 [Report] >>12101889
>>12096164
>>12096191
I'm not even a Christian or someone who believes that sexual stuff should be censored or removed really. I am just an autistic man who gets uncomfortable when I see sex in the media I am enjoying. For instance seeing some boobs, or even a dick doesn't bother me and even if there is implied sex I am fine with all that, but to see some actual softcore porn or hyper sexualized people for no reason other than fanservice I get upset. It's a waste all to give some neckbearded loser a hard-on or so the director can brag he got an 18 year old girl to do full frontal nudity in his shitty movie.
It's pointless at best and disgusting at worse, but I would never demand it removed I would just endlessly shit on anyone who enjoys it. If I wanna whack my cock off I will do it to actual porn, don't interrupt my entertainment to get your rocks off nigger.
Anonymous No.12100490 [Report]
>>12098646
It's fake, anon
Anonymous No.12100976 [Report]
>>12096463
>not mentioning gianna michaels the GOAT
Anonymous No.12101889 [Report]
>>12100465
There's a time and place for everything. Gooners can't comprehend that because their brains are fucking fried and malfunctioning from chronic masturbating. Men like looking at titties, but they don't have to be featured in every piece of media at all times, and just because a woman doesn't look like a washed out clown makeup bimbo it doesn't mean the game's woke.

Like it's one thing to get an image of a skimpily dressed Samus when you beat Zero Mission, but I was an underage b& when MK9 came out and while I enjoyed looking at characters like Kitana and Sonya, I always felt awkward as fuck when family came into the room or I had friends over and they were on-screen. May as well just be looking at softcore porn at that point, and it's not even accurate to what they originally looked like when portrayed by real actors in the arcade days. Coomers getting up in arms over the devs taking the stripper outfits off of them was some real pathetic shit, especially when as that one anon stated it's a moot point anyways because people will just make porn using the actual character models if they feel like it, the devs don't have to be beholden to that. Giving a character an appealing face is more important than anything I feel.
Anonymous No.12102165 [Report]
>>12086082
>goes onto a retro vidya board to seethe about Atheism
What possesses one to do this?
Anonymous No.12102173 [Report] >>12103807 >>12104346
Itagaki fucking died.
RIP
Anonymous No.12103807 [Report] >>12104346
>>12102173
>it's fucking real
Damn.

I was obsessed with Ninja Gaiden and Dead or Alive 3, rip
Anonymous No.12104334 [Report]
>>12080616
Gen Z and Alphies are cooked
Anonymous No.12104346 [Report]
>>12102173
>>12103807
OP's shitposting with nu Dead or Alive killed him.
Anonymous No.12104668 [Report]
https://files.catbox.moe/wmxko6.jpg
Anonymous No.12104682 [Report]
>>12080608 (OP)
tasteless, you mean
Anonymous No.12104910 [Report]
>>12091732
Also, advertisement is fundamentally about getting attention, so without political correctness, it blatantly rewarded edginess and sensationalism.
Anonymous No.12104923 [Report]
>>12096164
>uhhhh just watch porn lol
A disciple of Moloch doesn't comprehend the concept of aesthetics, let alone what motivates people to buy things. Nothing new here.
Anonymous No.12104925 [Report] >>12105604
>>12080608 (OP)
Probably hopeless at this point, but maybe the thread could actually be about ads.
Anonymous No.12105604 [Report]
>>12104925
Just make a new non-shit thread
Anonymous No.12105616 [Report] >>12105679 >>12105681 >>12106948
>see big fat titties in the catalog
>enter thread
>see puritan americunts seething
every single time
Anonymous No.12105679 [Report]
>>12105616
>>see big fat titties in the catalog
where? all I see is nigger ass
Anonymous No.12105681 [Report]
>>12105616
>not being a chronic masterbator makes you a puritan
Anonymous No.12105846 [Report]
>>12091818
>>12091861
I was in elementary school in the early 2000's and even back then I remember a bunch of the posters and textbooks in our school always went out of their way to make sure every picture of a group of kids was heterogenous, sometimes with one of them in a wheelchair. It was more prominent if the stuff was printed before 9/11 like it was in our school, but after 9/11 it wasn't cool to depict oneself associating with brown people anymore so all that stuff was dialed back. And back then it was called political correctness, not woke.
Anonymous No.12106135 [Report] >>12106216
>>12091861
This. People who don't think wokeism existed back then are retarded. Hell PCU came out in 94 and was based upon the writers own experiences in college. It was filled with feminists, anti meat fags, actual fags, etc. Its been a virus thats been festering for a very long time, people
Anonymous No.12106216 [Report] >>12106783
>>12106135
People really out here thinking shit is new because it has a new label. Propaganda is strong.
Anonymous No.12106783 [Report]
>>12106216
It was very prevalent on college campuses in the 90's at least in America. It all started with the boomers in the 60's.
Anonymous No.12106948 [Report]
>>12105616
Nu internet is fucking pathetic.
Anonymous No.12107736 [Report]
>>12080608 (OP)
The magazines pushed DOA, and DOA helped the magazines back too. Every other month they'd include a DOA console decal with the issue. I liked the image enough such that I couldn't separate the sticker from the background just to apply onto the console.