Thread 12096260

I played the tutorial and I fucking hated it. Moigle is insufferable as a character and Hoigle is not far behind. The gameplay was shit too. Hoigle controls like he's on ice and the gimmick of pointing at shit and using Moigle's body to do basic things like jumping is horrendous. With all the memes posted here, I thought maybe this was an underrated game that at least had one redeeming quality. What I got was something so unfun that the only good thing was I had the option to turn it off, and I gladly did that. Fuck this game.

Filtered by the Floigans

can anybody drop a dime? i'm fiendin bros

>>12096260 (OP)
Hey guys, this is Layne Floigley. You might know me as the lead singer of Floigan in Chains (formerly Alice in Chains). By the way, I'm dead. Anyway, I ran into a couple old buddies of mine while I was buying a pack of smokes at the Circle K last week: Floig Jones Jr. and Tyrese Floigson. We used to shoot junk and watch cartoons together n' stuff... it was real cool, man. By the way, I'm dead. Anyway, they were telling me how there was some anti-floiganism going down 'round these parts, and they said I should stop by and have a little chat with you guys. The first thing I want you to know is that I used to be a huge faggot. Everybody thought I was super chill and friendly n' stuff, even though all I ever did was sing about depression, drug use, and suicide. I also invited a guy on stage during one of my concerts and sucker punched him for giving a Nazi salute while surrounded by hundreds of fans and security guards because of how tolerant and brave I was n' stuff, even though I had no problem directly funding murder and child trafficking by buying massive amounts of black market opiates. I even let my girlfriend get fucked by a bunch of old men for heroin money even though I had millions of dollars, because I spent it all on heroin. By the way, she's dead. Anyway, the point is, I was a total douchenozzle n' stuff. Then, I found Floigan, and everything changed. Floigan made me realize how much of a retarded fag I had been. After undergoing floigalysis, I started changing myself for the better: I started regularly washing my bed linens, I got a Costco membership, I read Mein Kampf, I stopped shooting as much junk, and I even started working on the whole me being dead thing n' stuff. Look friend, the fact is... Floigan changed me, and Floigan can change you, too. Just stop like, being all hateful n' stuff. Open your heart and accept Floigan into your life. By the way, I'm Layne Floigley, and I'm dead.

>>12096260 (OP)
>moigle is unsufferable but hoigle is somehow less insufferable
the real story here is that OP identified with the manlet instead of the 6'6" aryan gigachad, so his opinion is obviously worthless

>>12096273
ayo, real quick,
lemme drop a dime on ya...

we name is Floigan, that's F to da N,
we come talkin' bout bidness, cuz we ain't no fren

we got dogs in da yard, and a big ol' spliff,
bouta pipe down some shawtys with dem big ol' hips

we got Colt in the can, and a 9 in the hand,
and now it's bout time ya hear da master plan...

we come from the past, to bring some news,
"Floigan Bros. here to fight the jews!"

with muscle, wit and Floigan force,
we return from '01 to correct the course

but we can't do it, not without you,
and not without the man who said Floigan will do

Bernie lookin' down, guardian angel,
saw the future in us when we was still on the table

casting dreams, on a Moigle and a meme,
Big Bern and SEGA brought Floigan to da team

and now it's time, that we done some work,
the junkyard's closed and we loadin' the hurt

the jews on the run, early passover,
it's bout time for Mario to move over

now the dream is cast, and we sellin' out,
but we ain't leavin' on a single doubt

the plumber's dead, and Bernie too,
but the future is bright for Floigan and the crew...

word.

I'm pretty sure I warned you earlier OP, it's a boring game with stupid character wtiting and braindead easy puzzles. The only people wanting to post about it are just looking for an excuse to shitpost misanthropic trash.

>>12096442
Yo my floiga, Floig Jones Jr. here. I heard you been talkin' mad hate 'bout my boys, the Floigan Bros. That ain't cool my floiga, you feel me? You come talkin' that hate in my hood, we'd be floiggin you up, cuz. Nah, nah... you ain't do 'em like that, you feel me? Now dawg, you be knowin' that Floigan Bros. Episode 1 (available for SEGA Dreamcast home video entertainment system) is some real shit, cuz. Them Floigans be out there fighting and dying for yo ass, floiga. That shit real, that some real shit my floiga. Now I know you might be havin' some, whatchu call, "reservations", 'bout joining up dem Floigan floigas, but lemme tellchu sumfin' my floiga: these floigas real, you feel me? They our future and shit. I mean shit like, they put me in this Floigalysis machine and purified by soul and shit. I got baby blue eye now floiga, shit look fresh dawg. Aight, keep it real.

>>12096434
at least your manlet brain had the sensibility to fantasize instead of discovering the lardass is a literal retard

>>12096445
>n-no ur the manlet
lawl
when will they learn?

>>12096446
wanting to identify as a fat retard just because he's tall is manlet behavior

>>12096451
>manlets just want to be tall
i don't play the game but i respect the hustle

>>12096454
>>12096446

>>12096457
me 2 bro

>>12096434
>moigle is unsufferable but hoigle is somehow less insufferable
How did you get that from
>Moigle is insufferable as a character and Hoigle is not far behind.
Hoigle has zero personality outside of validating his retarded brother's delusions. The only thing he has over Moigle is that he isn't an obnoxious fat piece of shit.
>>12096442
I like some shit games like Nightmare on Elm Street NES so I still like to at least try these bad games before swearing them off. This one however did not deserve to be given a chance. This game made me happy Sega doesn't make consoles anymore.

>>12096462
thankfully it was a sister company that made this trash and not any of the in-house devs, but I get the sentiment.