Thread 12103246

This controller sucks so much ass it's not even funny. I doubled my Crazy Taxi high score the instant I switched away from this piece of shit. How in the hell did they go from the Saturn's perfect controller to this?

>>12103246 (OP)
i beat every crazy box mission on a dreamcast controller with a broken analog stick

>>12103257
Crazy Box isn't nearly as demanding as weaving through traffic in the normal mode. Which is a task the DC controller is just not equipped to handle.

>>12103246 (OP)
>How in the hell did they go from the Saturn's perfect controller to this?
by having the Saturn 3D Controller as an in-between stage. the analog stick on the DC controller is actually an improvement from that one

>>12103246 (OP)
The only valid criticism of the Dreamcast controller is that it lacks two analog sticks. It feels great in your hands, and is only beaten by the Xbox.

>>12103246 (OP)
Admittedly, I haven't played one since about 2004 but I loved it and have hated every controller I've owned since.

>>12103297
Also no left bumper, no right bumper, no select button, and no home button.

The stick has the rubber part chewed off fresh out of the box. It's so fucking slippery. I'll take the plastic boobie Saturn "stick" over that piece of shit every single time.

>>12103297
mark bussler pls go

>>12103331
He has a pleasant voice I'll give him that.

>>12103297
It has less buttons than the Saturn controller. The dpad is worse than the Saturn. The dpad digs into your thumb after playing for long periods of time.
>bbbut it doesnt hurt my manlet hands

>>12103257
>i beat every crazy box mission on a dreamcast controller with a broken analog stick

Ha. Ha. Ha. And you're proud of this? You're bragging about spending hours of your finite existence grinding out a pointless challenge on a broken piece of 25-year-old plastic.
This is the saddest fucking post I've seen all week. It perfectly encapsulates why this board is a containment zone for autistic man-children. One retard is crying because he sucks at a game and the other is bragging about how good he is at wasting his own life.

Touch grass.

>>12103246 (OP)
>cord on the bottom
What the FUCK were they thinking?

>>12103415
ur seething lmao

>>12103425
You can tuck it tho

>>12103485
that's what xe said

>>12103259
You might be dogshit then, because some of the best Crazy Taxi scores I've ever seen were done on DC controller using the fucking D pad.

>>12103415
videogame board

>>12103485
>You can tuck it tho

>>12103246 (OP)
>How in the hell did they go from the Saturn's perfect controller to this?

>Doesn't know about the 3D Control Pad

>>12103246 (OP)
>Features an adorable monochromatic display.
>It has two expansion slots: one for the Visual Memory Unit and a second for a rumble pack or a microphone (you can talk shit on Alien Front Online).
>A single analog stick with hall effect technology ensures no drift, unlike the PS One's analog stick, and offers premium quality compared to the poorly designed N64 stick.
>No bloat: 4 action buttons, 1 analog stick, 1 D-pad, 1 option button, and 2 analog triggers.
>Need more? Just plug in a keyboard and mouse to enjoy playing great FPS titles such as: Outtrigger, Quake 3 Arena, Unreal Tournament, or Rainbow Six.
Dreamcast Controller is one of the best controllers of its generation, only outclassed by the duke.

>>12103425
holy shit i never noticed this
that is hilarious

Hijacking your thread to ask: are there any OG Xbox styled button for use on an Xbox One controller? Not retro, I know, but I use an Xbone controller for emulation and the soulless neo-nu face buttons are disgustingly ugly compared to the cute candy gem buttons of the OG.

>>12103246 (OP)
>>12105452
>>12105778
yikes

thank god sony for making the best controller design

>>12103246 (OP)
further proof asians have tiny hands

>>12103361
anon, small dwarf hands are more likely to get hurt on things like a controller so good job giving yourself away while simultaneously being incredibly insecure over it

>>12105778
LB = White
RB = Black

>>12105815
>t. has tiny hands

>>12105815
Sony dpads are shit tier

>>12103297
The Duke is undefeated

>>12103319
>The stick has the rubber part chewed off
Based little brother

>>12105452
>here is your controller, bro.

>>12103305
>no home button
There’s almost no retro console or handheld that had a home button

>>12105963
ret.ard

>>12106069
Thanks, I love it.

>>12105452
I love how this feels. The dpad material is perfect. It looks silly but it completely mogs the Dreamcast and ps1 controller.

>>12106380
the analog stick is slippery though.

>>12103305
What the fuck is a "home button?" What would it even do? Is this some driveby zoomerposting?

>>12103425
It makes it way more durable because you aren't yanking it around. You're supposed to clip it under the back, and if you pull on it too hard it just harmlessly comes out of the clip instead of wearing down the connection.

>>12106480
Yup. I've lost so many playstation controllers from pulling too hard on the cord.

>>12103415
hahah poke

>>12103305
Bumpers are overrated, it should have had the Z and C buttons.

>>12105867
Black and white buttons made helicopters a bitch in San Andreas for me.

>>12108421
Drivebys are really uncomfortable too. I should try one of those brook adapters or something.

>>12103425
This is the main issue, I can live withou a second stick and with less buttons, but this one is really screw it.