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Anonymous No.12103246 [Report] >>12103257 >>12103263 >>12103297 >>12103304 >>12103425 >>12105452 >>12105534 >>12105815 >>12105826
This controller sucks so much ass it's not even funny. I doubled my Crazy Taxi high score the instant I switched away from this piece of shit. How in the hell did they go from the Saturn's perfect controller to this?
Anonymous No.12103257 [Report] >>12103259 >>12103415
>>12103246 (OP)
i beat every crazy box mission on a dreamcast controller with a broken analog stick
Anonymous No.12103259 [Report] >>12105438
>>12103257
Crazy Box isn't nearly as demanding as weaving through traffic in the normal mode. Which is a task the DC controller is just not equipped to handle.
Anonymous No.12103263 [Report]
>>12103246 (OP)
>How in the hell did they go from the Saturn's perfect controller to this?
by having the Saturn 3D Controller as an in-between stage. the analog stick on the DC controller is actually an improvement from that one
Anonymous No.12103297 [Report] >>12103305 >>12103331 >>12103361 >>12106063
>>12103246 (OP)
The only valid criticism of the Dreamcast controller is that it lacks two analog sticks. It feels great in your hands, and is only beaten by the Xbox.
Anonymous No.12103304 [Report]
>>12103246 (OP)
Admittedly, I haven't played one since about 2004 but I loved it and have hated every controller I've owned since.
Anonymous No.12103305 [Report] >>12106071 >>12106476 >>12108387
>>12103297
Also no left bumper, no right bumper, no select button, and no home button.
Anonymous No.12103319 [Report] >>12106068
The stick has the rubber part chewed off fresh out of the box. It's so fucking slippery. I'll take the plastic boobie Saturn "stick" over that piece of shit every single time.
Anonymous No.12103331 [Report] >>12103347
>>12103297
mark bussler pls go
Anonymous No.12103347 [Report]
>>12103331
He has a pleasant voice I'll give him that.
Anonymous No.12103361 [Report] >>12105828
>>12103297
It has less buttons than the Saturn controller. The dpad is worse than the Saturn. The dpad digs into your thumb after playing for long periods of time.
>bbbut it doesnt hurt my manlet hands
Anonymous No.12103415 [Report] >>12103473 >>12105440 >>12108369
>>12103257
>i beat every crazy box mission on a dreamcast controller with a broken analog stick

Ha. Ha. Ha. And you're proud of this? You're bragging about spending hours of your finite existence grinding out a pointless challenge on a broken piece of 25-year-old plastic.
This is the saddest fucking post I've seen all week. It perfectly encapsulates why this board is a containment zone for autistic man-children. One retard is crying because he sucks at a game and the other is bragging about how good he is at wasting his own life.

Touch grass.
Anonymous No.12103425 [Report] >>12103485 >>12105541 >>12106480 >>12108580
>>12103246 (OP)
>cord on the bottom
What the FUCK were they thinking?
Anonymous No.12103473 [Report]
>>12103415
ur seething lmao
Anonymous No.12103485 [Report] >>12105424 >>12105447
>>12103425
You can tuck it tho
Anonymous No.12105424 [Report]
>>12103485
that's what xe said
Anonymous No.12105438 [Report]
>>12103259
You might be dogshit then, because some of the best Crazy Taxi scores I've ever seen were done on DC controller using the fucking D pad.
Anonymous No.12105440 [Report]
>>12103415
videogame board
Anonymous No.12105447 [Report]
>>12103485
>You can tuck it tho
Anonymous No.12105452 [Report] >>12105815 >>12106069 >>12106380
>>12103246 (OP)
>How in the hell did they go from the Saturn's perfect controller to this?

>Doesn't know about the 3D Control Pad
Anonymous No.12105483 [Report]
>meanwhile in a universe where the Saturn won
Anonymous No.12105534 [Report]
>>12103246 (OP)
>Features an adorable monochromatic display.
>It has two expansion slots: one for the Visual Memory Unit and a second for a rumble pack or a microphone (you can talk shit on Alien Front Online).
>A single analog stick with hall effect technology ensures no drift, unlike the PS One's analog stick, and offers premium quality compared to the poorly designed N64 stick.
>No bloat: 4 action buttons, 1 analog stick, 1 D-pad, 1 option button, and 2 analog triggers.
>Need more? Just plug in a keyboard and mouse to enjoy playing great FPS titles such as: Outtrigger, Quake 3 Arena, Unreal Tournament, or Rainbow Six.
Dreamcast Controller is one of the best controllers of its generation, only outclassed by the duke.
Anonymous No.12105541 [Report]
>>12103425
holy shit i never noticed this
that is hilarious
Anonymous No.12105778 [Report] >>12105815 >>12105867
Hijacking your thread to ask: are there any OG Xbox styled button for use on an Xbox One controller? Not retro, I know, but I use an Xbone controller for emulation and the soulless neo-nu face buttons are disgustingly ugly compared to the cute candy gem buttons of the OG.
Anonymous No.12105815 [Report] >>12105963 >>12106061
>>12103246 (OP)
>>12105452
>>12105778
yikes

thank god sony for making the best controller design
Anonymous No.12105826 [Report]
>>12103246 (OP)
further proof asians have tiny hands
Anonymous No.12105828 [Report]
>>12103361
anon, small dwarf hands are more likely to get hurt on things like a controller so good job giving yourself away while simultaneously being incredibly insecure over it
Anonymous No.12105867 [Report] >>12108421
>>12105778
LB = White
RB = Black
Anonymous No.12105963 [Report] >>12106072
>>12105815
>t. has tiny hands
Anonymous No.12106061 [Report]
>>12105815
Sony dpads are shit tier
Anonymous No.12106063 [Report]
>>12103297
The Duke is undefeated
Anonymous No.12106068 [Report]
>>12103319
>The stick has the rubber part chewed off
Based little brother
Anonymous No.12106069 [Report] >>12106103
>>12105452
>here is your controller, bro.
Anonymous No.12106071 [Report]
>>12103305
>no home button
There’s almost no retro console or handheld that had a home button
Anonymous No.12106072 [Report]
>>12105963
ret.ard
Anonymous No.12106103 [Report]
>>12106069
Thanks, I love it.
Anonymous No.12106380 [Report] >>12106472
>>12105452
I love how this feels. The dpad material is perfect. It looks silly but it completely mogs the Dreamcast and ps1 controller.
Anonymous No.12106472 [Report]
>>12106380
the analog stick is slippery though.
Anonymous No.12106476 [Report]
>>12103305
What the fuck is a "home button?" What would it even do? Is this some driveby zoomerposting?
Anonymous No.12106480 [Report] >>12106523
>>12103425
It makes it way more durable because you aren't yanking it around. You're supposed to clip it under the back, and if you pull on it too hard it just harmlessly comes out of the clip instead of wearing down the connection.
Anonymous No.12106523 [Report]
>>12106480
Yup. I've lost so many playstation controllers from pulling too hard on the cord.
Anonymous No.12108369 [Report]
>>12103415
hahah poke
Anonymous No.12108387 [Report]
>>12103305
Bumpers are overrated, it should have had the Z and C buttons.
Anonymous No.12108421 [Report] >>12108435
>>12105867
Black and white buttons made helicopters a bitch in San Andreas for me.
Anonymous No.12108435 [Report]
>>12108421
Drivebys are really uncomfortable too. I should try one of those brook adapters or something.
Anonymous No.12108580 [Report]
>>12103425
This is the main issue, I can live withou a second stick and with less buttons, but this one is really screw it.