Thread 12151989

Amy is a stupid, dumb idiot.

>>12151989 (OP)
Yes but I want to fuck her.

>>12151989 (OP)
No, she's really smart and nice.

>>12151992
/thread

>>12151989 (OP)
Can't she find a safer way to pleasure herself?

>>12151997
god I wish that were me (the rail)

>>12151989 (OP)
stupid sexy dumb idiot

>>12151997
Nice of her to lubricate the rail for the rest of the characters, a lot less wear on the soap shoes.

Do you niggers really want to fuck that carnival balloon looking broad? The absolute state.

>>12152046
no, I want to make tender love to and share a long and fulfilling life with her

>>12151989 (OP)
Why doesn't Sonic give her at least a pity fuck? Is he gay/ace?

>>12152827
Ace as fuck. He cares about one thing, protecting his bros and eating chili dogs.

>>12152827
He enjoys having someone to chase him.

>>12151992
It's Sega's fault for giving her theme some of the most ridiculously sexual lyrics in any retro game.
>But there are nights that I have trouble going to sleep~

>>12152852
The "Sphinx" was so cute, she had to shave it.

>>12152858
She doesn't mind painting, herself blue for ya~
>>12152827
>>12152832
I'd chastise you for using zoomer lingo on /vr/, but for some reason, sonic characters + zoomer buzzwords/dialogue is inherently hilarious.

>>12152852
Offtopic, but I personally think that Vela-Nova is a worse offender in that regard.

>>12151989 (OP)
Amy became awful starting with Heroes.

Sonic doesn't deserve her... I bet I could make her happy!

>>12153005
>Sonic doesn't deserve her
Sonic isn't interested.

>I bet I could make her happy!
Just put on a Sonic mask.

>>12151989 (OP)
So, in other words, a woman.

>>12151992
Those quills look sharp. Be careful.

remember that anime episode where she went on a revenge date with a human man because sonic blew her off? haha... then he himself ditches her because sonic showed up and they're both obsessed with speed so they go racing. based.

>>12152890
Yeah and before that we always just thought she was irredeemable trash so at least some things improved as time went on.

i never got it. isnt her whole personality after cd is just being an insufferable cunt extension of sonic

there's something about amy in this scene that always gave me a boner all these years.
I used to rewatch it over and over in the gallery as a kid.
Even now I still find myself going back to it every now and then.

>>12155781
Yes but she flashes in panties

>>12152864
>MUH MUH MUH MUH
>da da daaaaaa
>MUH MUH MUH MUH
>da da daaaaa
?

>>12155803
Alpha female energy

>>12156021
>Aaaaahhhhh let's do it...

>>12156386
>one mildly suggestive line at the very end
vs
>several lines talking about an underage hedgehog shaving her pubes and painting her body
not even close

>>12155803
hips moving

isn't Amy 10 or so? so she's this younger kid in love with a teenage boy?

>>12154530
knowing the context of this images source being yakub is hilarious

>>12155803
she awakens everyone's sexuality

>>12156881
According to Archie comics, she uses some wish-granting ring to grow older, or some shit, idk, no one gives a fuck.

>>12157006
>archie comics
Everything they do should be disregarded and ignored

>>12156881
old enough to have a downtown apartment and run her own life

cream is superior in every aspect

guptill89 thread

>>12157096
Only in cuteness, cream isnt hot like amy unless youre a pedo