...AND DON'T FORGET THE JOKER!
>>12155709 (OP)
Man I just took one of the most painful shits of my life, had a big old log sitting up there the last 3 days. The kicker it that turd was like the 3 gorges dam holding up a tsunami of shit. After struggling for like 5 minutes to stretch my asshole enough for this tsar turd to drop it felt like half my body's water supply came out after, my bloodied butthole felt a sharp sting from the spicy shit and it just would not stop. Of course this happened at work and they have the worst toilet paper on the planet, so yeah there was blood, dookie, and I am not afraid to admit some tears all in this mixture of Satan. Of fucking course it clogged the toilet so I said fuck it and left. Now all my coworkers are wondering who the fuck ruined the "nice" toilet and I ain't saying a fucking word.
Oh yeah, Tony Hawk is a fun game too, 3 was always my favorite.
Man I just took one of the most painful shits of my life, had a big old log sitting up there the last 3 days. The kicker it that turd was like the 3 gorges dam holding up a tsunami of shit. After struggling for like 5 minutes to stretch my asshole enough for this tsar turd to drop it felt like half my body's water supply came out after, my bloodied butthole felt a sharp sting from the spicy shit and it just would not stop. Of course this happened at work and they have the worst toilet paper on the planet, so yeah there was blood, dookie, and I am not afraid to admit some tears all in this mixture of Satan. Of fucking course it clogged the toilet so I said fuck it and left. Now all my coworkers are wondering who the fuck ruined the "nice" toilet and I ain't saying a fucking word.
Oh yeah, Tony Hawk is a fun game too, 3 was always my favorite.