I'll never forgive Larian for this travesty - /vrpg/ (#3761889) [Archived: 611 hours ago]

Anonymous
5/14/2025, 5:29:48 PM No.3761889
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Gay, bestiality, turn-based weenie slop gay sex simulator. And they still don't stfu about how AMAZING they want us to think it is. FU.
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Anonymous
5/14/2025, 5:31:48 PM No.3761892
>>3761889 (OP)
Best old school crpg in 20 years
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Anonymous
5/14/2025, 5:33:21 PM No.3761894
>>3761889 (OP)
Maybe if you played the game instead of hyperfixating on a few select bad things you heard some dipshit on youtube talk about, you'd realize it is in fact good
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Anonymous
5/14/2025, 5:57:15 PM No.3761906
>>3761894
i though tmaybe (not really its turn-based which cuts the heart out of the gameplay) bnut I can tell at a passing glance that the game is ultra-fag coded. I think it's the giant lesbian man-hater characters I am most unwilling to encounter. I think its funny the excuses. "You can just not do that!" "You can just kill that character" "Nothing is forced on you" (it is)
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Anonymous
5/14/2025, 6:00:24 PM No.3761907
>>3761906
Lol you're an idiot
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Anonymous
5/14/2025, 6:03:04 PM No.3761909
>>3761907
And yep, that's what the counter-arguments look like. There is apparently no defending it.
Anonymous
5/14/2025, 6:05:29 PM No.3761911
>>3761906
Indeed sir it is very woke!! Avoid avoid, don't buy!!!
Anonymous
5/14/2025, 6:07:39 PM No.3761913
>>3761906
It's really not forced on you. The fact you believe that shows how little you know about the game.
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Anonymous
5/14/2025, 6:13:59 PM No.3761918
>>3761889 (OP)
my favorite rpg from the last decade
Anonymous
5/14/2025, 6:41:25 PM No.3761933
>>3761889 (OP)
I hate that there are no face sliders. I just want to self-insert myself and be permanently naked.
Anonymous
5/14/2025, 7:27:17 PM No.3761959
>>3761906
"Coded" just means "projecting qualities onto this character that I want them to have." Its a dumb shitty buzzword.
>a passing glance
Glad to see you being honest about your lack of real information
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Anonymous
5/14/2025, 8:17:46 PM No.3761986
i find it funny that the schizoid bg3 hater posted his favorite games once and it was literally generic ps5 console slop <80iq NPC playlist, trash like Monster hunter wilds etc absolutely embarrassing. Just shows that people who plays that garbage has something wrong with their head.
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Anonymous
5/14/2025, 8:25:31 PM No.3761992
>>3761906
Shadowheart is hot and you are gay or addicted to pornography. In this light, you are not unlike the developers of the game, but unlike them, you have made nothing of value.
Anonymous
5/14/2025, 10:28:16 PM No.3762080
you're all fucking gay
Anonymous
5/15/2025, 12:25:30 AM No.3762119
brony lolcow cope n seethe thread
Anonymous
5/15/2025, 12:26:54 AM No.3762120
bronyoutshimselfyetagain
bronyoutshimselfyetagain
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>>3761986
brony played nwn for 2k hours, hes very autistic
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Anonymous
5/15/2025, 12:54:20 AM No.3762126
>>3761959
There's times when it's appropriate and has actually tangible value to say, like calling a weapon type often has qualities that benefit a certain class more than others "rogue coded" or "barbarian coded" or whatever. Usually it's just someone trying to pretend there's subtext though.
Anonymous
5/15/2025, 12:57:28 AM No.3762127
>>3761889 (OP)
Have sex
Anonymous
5/15/2025, 1:02:01 AM No.3762128
>>3761889 (OP)
It's not my favorite game but if you can't understand why it's considered a masterpiece in its own right in this day and age of rushed, indie, F2P garbage there's nothing we can do because the problem is you're retarded.

> weenie slop gay sex simulator
This shit was such a tiny insignificant part of the game which tells me you didn't actually play the game
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Anonymous
5/15/2025, 1:49:02 AM No.3762148
>>3762128
if it's part of the game, it's not a game, its propaganda.
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Anonymous
5/15/2025, 1:58:49 AM No.3762151
>>3762148
it wasnt part of my game cause i didnt choose gay sex dialogue options like you closeted faggot
Replies: >>3762283
Anonymous
5/15/2025, 3:45:15 AM No.3762170
is there a baldur's gate 3 clone without satanism and degeneracy?

with immersive cutscenes, companions, rpg elements, turn based, controller
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Anonymous
5/15/2025, 3:55:30 AM No.3762172
>>3762170
No. And you shouldn't want another turn-based Dragon Age clone.
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Anonymous
5/15/2025, 9:57:01 AM No.3762282
>>3761913
>nuh-uh!
Anonymous
5/15/2025, 9:59:03 AM No.3762283
>>3762151
>if they're not kissing or fucking then the scene can't be gay
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Anonymous
5/15/2025, 1:31:47 PM No.3762337
>>3761889 (OP)
Culture war turd problems... Normal people can enjoy the game just fine.
Anonymous
5/15/2025, 1:34:46 PM No.3762339
>>3762148
Can't be propaganda if ai don't engage with it.
Anonymous
5/15/2025, 4:07:19 PM No.3762404
>>3762120
I love nwn and bg3 too.
Anonymous
5/16/2025, 3:23:40 PM No.3763012
>>3761906
For me it's the black women in positions of power
Anonymous
5/16/2025, 3:59:24 PM No.3763033
>>3761889 (OP)
I only wish we got DoS3 instead of wizard of the coast licenesed Not-DoS3.
Anonymous
5/16/2025, 5:09:29 PM No.3763076
BG3 isn't a Balder's Gate game. It's a mediocre RPG for diversity hires to express how much they hate making money off White people.
Replies: >>3777571 >>3777588
Anonymous
5/16/2025, 5:20:20 PM No.3763083
IMG_4722
IMG_4722
md5: defd6aa2bbe0c074ff7df56ff2e79f25๐Ÿ”
OP is right, despite what some here might argue. The alphabet-diversity aspects of the game are splattered all over it, in bits and pieces. It's a boiled frog scenario, and they succeeded. Pic related is part of a diary from Shadowheart's childhood friend, Shadow being a prominent companion, so it isn't really minor at all. There are other examples, such as the dyke Aylin, which is a important character in Act 2. I could go on but the point is made.
Those being said, the game is solid. Just install Realms Restored and No-Alphabets mods, they help immensely to enjoy the game without all this forced rainbow bullshit.
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Anonymous
5/16/2025, 5:27:14 PM No.3763087
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>>3763083
Sorry, posted the one from an early version of the No-Alphabets mod by mistake. This is the actual vanilla game one. It even mentions fucking dead naming, and the bg3 wiki mentions that the character is trans. You can't make this shit up.
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Anonymous
5/16/2025, 5:32:05 PM No.3763091
>>3761892
Fpbp
Anonymous
5/16/2025, 5:38:19 PM No.3763094
>>3762170
You do realize that magic is regarded in nearly all Christian faiths as being satanic, right?
Leave it to a modern Christian, though, to pick and choose what teachings to abide by
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Anonymous
5/16/2025, 5:46:00 PM No.3763099
>>3763094
Where did I mention Christianity or being Christian? Also, you commit the fallacy of attacking the person, not what I presented. You can't argue back, so you shriek and spew nonsense. Ever pathetic, ever fool.
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Anonymous
5/16/2025, 5:51:02 PM No.3763102
>>3763099
Oh, sorry. Satan is part of the Abrahamic mythology and a key figure in Christianity, so I thought you were Christian. You're Jewish, then?
Also, I'm not "arguing back". You made no argument to begin with. You asked a question
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Anonymous
5/16/2025, 8:10:50 PM No.3763182
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>>3761889 (OP)
>not taking the opportunity to put down and/or kill any nig, globohomo faggot or feminazi you see in your way as the ULTRACHUD
You've got to look at the big picture. You lack imagination.

Plus there are mods (not in nexus of course) if you're too lazy for that sort of thing.
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Anonymous
5/16/2025, 10:36:10 PM No.3763273
>>3762128
>This shit was such a tiny insignificant part of the game
Dunno, from the way people outside of 4chan talk about it, THIS seem like the part that they like the most.

Its kinda obvious - more people are gonna get hooked by hot characters and not shitty tactical minigame (such is DnD).
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Anonymous
5/16/2025, 11:14:47 PM No.3763296
>>3763102
Hes christian dont let him try to trick you. Hes on his way to make a thread about JRPGs always depict the catholic church as evil in their games.
Anonymous
5/16/2025, 11:57:11 PM No.3763320
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>>3762170
>is there a baldur's gate 3 clone without satanism and degeneracy?
It exists but let's be honest here, you're poltourist and don't actually play videogames let alone crpgs
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Anonymous
5/17/2025, 12:47:53 AM No.3763349
>>3761892
/thread
OP is contrarian fag
Anonymous
5/17/2025, 12:51:26 AM No.3763351
>>3763083
>>3763087
Seems a little odd that the rewrite is still basically progressive in its outlook and presents not conforming to your gender role as a good, even brave thing to do. Why go to the trouble of writing out mentions of trannies in the game if you're still going to go to bat for that stuff?
Replies: >>3763387
Anonymous
5/17/2025, 3:33:34 AM No.3763387
>>3763351
I think it is different now. That was just a pic of an early change I saw in the forums the mod is hosted at. That being said, it does change the character into a male, so no trannydom.
Anonymous
5/17/2025, 8:55:09 AM No.3763479
>>3761892
>Best old school crpg in 20 years
It really isn't. It pays lipservice to being a CRPG and Baldur's Gate game, while outright ruining or mishandling everything returning from prior Baldur's Gate games.

It then combines it with horrifically paced and designed combat, bad to mediocre inconsistent writing, absolutely artociously bad characters (so bad you're better off murdering them to avoid any exposure to their content), with frontloaded polish with the game getting worse and worse the further you progress. To top it off, the RNG design is so amateurish the designers must've gotten an F in math.
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Anonymous
5/17/2025, 10:45:36 AM No.3763503
>>3761892
What is old school about it?
Replies: >>3763506
Anonymous
5/17/2025, 11:06:25 AM No.3763506
>>3763503
half the NPCs are LGBT and 2/3 of the acts are about how immigrants coming to your home is a good thing actually and diversity is our strength. All the themes expected from an old school rpg.
Anonymous
5/17/2025, 11:13:53 AM No.3763509
>>3761889 (OP)
I want chud rpg players to leave
Anonymous
5/17/2025, 11:54:16 AM No.3763523
>>3762120
NwN has figuratively infinite content because of fan modules and persistent worlds.
Replies: >>3764217
Anonymous
5/17/2025, 11:59:43 AM No.3763525
>>3762170
Expedition 33. It does almost everything BG3 does, but it's genuine instead being aggressively leftist and degenerate.
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Anonymous
5/17/2025, 12:00:46 PM No.3763527
>>3763525
>instead of being
Anonymous
5/17/2025, 12:50:42 PM No.3763549
>>3763525
>genuine
It's the exact opposite of genuine.
Anonymous
5/17/2025, 1:00:40 PM No.3763555
>>3763525
>It does almost everything BG3 does
Lol no, it's just your average linear corridor jarpig except French.
Anonymous
5/17/2025, 11:10:26 PM No.3763750
>>3761889 (OP)
Can you skip, through the correct choices, all the gayness/bestiality thing presented in this game, or are you forced on them in all ways?
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Anonymous
5/18/2025, 1:58:25 AM No.3763805
>>3763102
>Satan is part of the Abrahamic mythology and a key figure in Christianity, so
Shalom
Replies: >>3764681
Anonymous
5/18/2025, 8:59:46 AM No.3763946
>>3761892
Unfortunately not crpg
Anonymous
5/18/2025, 4:06:19 PM No.3764106
myfaggotsenseistingling
myfaggotsenseistingling
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>>3761889 (OP)
You can kill the faggots in the game, dumbass. You willingly did the gay sechso and blame the game for your own faggottry. Just because you can get ass fucked by a bear doesn't mean you have to.
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Anonymous
5/18/2025, 4:13:09 PM No.3764107
TentacruelPussy
TentacruelPussy
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>>3761889 (OP)
>I'll never forgive Larian for this travesty
No elder brain romance. My disappointment is immeasurable and my life is ruined.
Anonymous
5/18/2025, 4:15:39 PM No.3764108
PowerWordNigger
PowerWordNigger
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>>3763182
This.
Anonymous
5/18/2025, 4:26:53 PM No.3764116
Bloomberg-Corporate-Diversity-Report
Bloomberg-Corporate-Diversity-Report
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>>3764106
No, they're literally immortal stalkers that teleport around after you, block your ability to restore hit points, and spell slots if you don't talk to them, and one of them literally causes a game over if they die, and you don't play fucking simon says with them.
Anonymous
5/18/2025, 8:56:48 PM No.3764217
>>3763523
How to find them? Nwn vault is a 20 years old site, impossible to navigate.
Anonymous
5/18/2025, 9:34:39 PM No.3764231
dragon age_thumb.jpg
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>>3761889 (OP)
>Larian
i also wish Bioware made it, imagine how good that game would be then!
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Anonymous
5/19/2025, 12:52:46 AM No.3764344
>>3764231
Well, anti bimigots brought us turbo enslavement. Maybe this will crumble in few tears, too?
Anonymous
5/19/2025, 12:53:29 AM No.3764345
>>3764231
kek
Anonymous
5/19/2025, 6:41:16 AM No.3764455
>>3761889 (OP)
siempre me que salรญa ese juego siempre aparecรญa clips donde tiene con un demonio ogro,m gato, perro, persona a lo que sea
Anonymous
5/19/2025, 11:05:06 AM No.3764547
>>3763750
Come on, man. You can't be that gullible.
No one's forcing you to do anything. You have to willingly say "yes, fuck me papa bear" to do the bestiality thing.
Replies: >>3764549
Anonymous
5/19/2025, 11:08:14 AM No.3764549
>>3764547
There are some dialogues where you are nudged, sometimes forced, to be stupid. The rapefugee welcome in from of the gate, for instance.
Anonymous
5/19/2025, 11:17:28 AM No.3764551
>>3763273
>THIS seem like the part that they like the most.
of course they do. They are all sex-starved losers that have found a new way to indulge themselves and let their headcanon run wild.
Look at the average nu-dnd players and nothing comes as a surprise.
>>3762283
you can literally tell all the companions to fuck off with their advances. Plus having hearts to hearts, which can happen independently to romancing, just by advancing their questline, is not gay, unless you misunderstand emapthy and emotions for gayness.
Anonymous
5/19/2025, 12:12:15 PM No.3764570
fu
fu
md5: 6975771d2d226b3b1b35b559c114c716๐Ÿ”
>not even a single well written and non-shit companion
This is the worst sin the game committed.
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Anonymous
5/19/2025, 12:43:52 PM No.3764575
>>3764570
Astarion is ok~ish. At least he has a full arc. The others are bland and honestly, all six characters are very samey. Two habe bombs in them, all of them have some high end bad guy or girl they have strong feelings for, all of them are descriptive, list could go on for long.
Anonymous
5/19/2025, 4:31:04 PM No.3764681
>>3763805
Everything I've said is a fact, you ape. Satan can be seen in the three Abrahamic religions but has a larger role in Christianity than the others
Anonymous
5/20/2025, 7:23:14 AM No.3765112
>>3761906
>fag coded
>coded
oldfags know you are a ridiculous poser.
you should be laughed out of your mother's womb for daring to call ANYTHING "gay" while speaking like this.
anon you FAGGOT
Anonymous
5/20/2025, 6:49:58 PM No.3765422
>>3761889 (OP)
just kill yourself already
Anonymous
5/21/2025, 9:08:15 PM No.3766107
>>3761889 (OP)
So you've played it, right?
Anonymous
5/21/2025, 9:10:05 PM No.3766108
>>3761889 (OP)
Yup its dogshit. Came off of playing WOTR when this released and the drop in quality is absurd.
Replies: >>3766111
Anonymous
5/21/2025, 9:25:14 PM No.3766111
bait
bait
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>>3766108
>WOTR
>quality
Replies: >>3766112
Anonymous
5/21/2025, 9:28:18 PM No.3766112
>>3766111
I knew the game was fucked when i looked at the skill tree, it's designed for toddlers
Replies: >>3766115
Anonymous
5/21/2025, 9:41:13 PM No.3766115
>>3766112
20 good feats out of 1500 and gorrilion classes where 90% play the same just screams QUALITY.
Anonymous
5/22/2025, 1:05:21 AM No.3766206
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1434801453567
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>>3764570
>all companions are bad
>all callbacks to prior bg games is bad
>supposedly the game falls off hard after act 1

Is there even a reason to play BG3?
Anonymous
5/23/2025, 5:13:27 PM No.3767108
bg3 karlach
bg3 karlach
md5: 1a428f8a3a7041dfbb0f197cebfa636d๐Ÿ”
2/10 script with 20/10 voice acting, what a wasted potential
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Anonymous
5/23/2025, 6:39:22 PM No.3767142
>>3763083
What do you want us? An apology from the hardcore RPG fans and developers to you as a tourist or former fan?

"Dear mr. Nobody, all us leftists, liberals, queers, unionized workers and sluts would like to formally apologize for making art you claimed you to enjoy for decades. We are sorry we are productive and creative."

Honestly you people give the Randian public of Atlas Shrugged a run for their money lol, it's all take take take while you contribute nothing. If all your identified enemies and buggaboos abandoned RPGs you'd be reduced to AI slop in under 5 yeara.
Replies: >>3767163 >>3767166 >>3775687
Anonymous
5/23/2025, 7:10:32 PM No.3767163
>>3767142
not him but yes i would like that very much
Anonymous
5/23/2025, 7:14:12 PM No.3767166
>>3767142
Incomprehensible ESL drivel
Goodberry Dealer
5/24/2025, 2:10:01 AM No.3767390
>>3767108
0/10 gay/dyke characters. 0/10 art style. 0/10 atmosphere 0/10 turn-based soulless slop propaganda.
Anonymous
5/24/2025, 6:43:26 AM No.3767493
Karl-ACK
Karl-ACK
md5: 2d1b95d49a04dcc64a6f576f4ac777ee๐Ÿ”
>>3767108
Your waifu, sire
Anonymous
5/24/2025, 7:52:10 AM No.3767521
have you considered gay sex yourself? might be a savior to your sex life given how little pussy you're getting
Anonymous
5/25/2025, 3:43:26 AM No.3768028
>>3763479
It just makes it turn based like real D&D
Anonymous
5/25/2025, 4:25:34 AM No.3768049
>>3762172
>turned based dragon age
You know you could play origins as a turned base?
DA:O is one of the best games I have ever played. The worst thing is the soft level cap, that you can mod around

The worst thing about BG3 is the companions. I am working on a second run with the ones I didn't use the first time, so hopefully they are better. But the stories of Asterion, Karlach, Will, and Shadowheart are all pretty bad imo.
Also it stopped running on the steam deck well so that is balls.
Anonymous
5/27/2025, 5:56:09 AM No.3769441
>>3767108
>2/10 script with 7/10 voice acting
FTFY. The narrator's delivery, especially as her tone often clashes with the narrative present, it quite bad in particular.
Replies: >>3770379
Anonymous
5/28/2025, 1:52:49 AM No.3770066
>>3761986
>Unironically acting like there is just 1 specific guy who hates the game
Anon, it's a homo game for gaymer faggots, there are 100x more people on earth who hate this than who like it. Pull your head out of your arse.
Replies: >>3770106
Anonymous
5/28/2025, 3:40:07 AM No.3770106
>>3770066
>there are 100x more people on earth who hate this than who like it
another gem from that Anon Data Center of Bullshit & Projection
I know it's easier to assume the majority always thinks the way you do, but it may not be the case
Anonymous
5/28/2025, 9:35:16 AM No.3770206
I accidentally bought it not knowing that there was so much gay shit in it. After meeting a gay vampire that was continuously flirty with me (despite playing as a paladin who fought him immediately) and tried to molest me in my sleep, and noticing that my other two male party members were more like butt buddies than brothers and arms I decided to hold off on it. Would now be a good time to play it with mods to remove all that stuff or since I have the Steam version should I wait so an update doesn't break anything?
(To the games benefit at least when I killed the faggot vampire my party didn't freak out on me for it. Still I really just wanted good party members not ones that act like fags.)
Replies: >>3770212
Anonymous
5/28/2025, 10:03:13 AM No.3770212
>>3770206
>I accidentally bought it not knowing
do you really think anyone believes you deranged zigger, please go get blown up in Ukraine ditch already you subhuman faggot
Replies: >>3770219
Anonymous
5/28/2025, 10:33:29 AM No.3770219
>>3770212
Believe what you want retard. Original Sin had none of this trash in it and they had some sort of sale or something to celebrate its upcoming release.
Anonymous
5/28/2025, 3:09:49 PM No.3770325
>>3761892
>The best crpg of the last 20 years
>Tedious and boring battles
>Atrocious camera
>Completely destroys any chance of being immersive by adding black and asian elfs and other creatures.
>Items are underwhelming
>Magic is underwhelming
>Skyrim tier puzzles
>Way to long of a story, feels like those netflix series where the plot becomes absolute dogass after they were forced to to make 7 seasons instead of the 3 they were supposed to make.
>every character is super horny for some reason
>why the fuck is my character making a weird face when speaking to a dude
>lack of depth in the character build up
>oh you discovered an hidden super secret room, enjoy a chest with 50 gold coins and an item you are never going to use but won't sell anyway
>year 2004 tier character face models Some guy with your main characters face and a weird mustache is going to tell shadowheart she's an asshole. Karlach's twin human sister is now a bartender in a brothel, speak with tens of people who have the same face model.
>tedious exploration, literally have to force yourself to proceed forward in the main boring maps
>Act 2 is wayyy to long, even after you think you finished, it continues for a couple more hours.
>Less than 1/4 of the players have finished the game.
>The majority of it's community is a bunch of people who lack any sort of narrative complexity, and only like the game because of the metacritic score. Nobody even plays it anymore. No good and creative mods. No good youtube videos. No funny memes.
>act 1's difficulty is stupid and aggravating. Act 2 and 3 are piss poor easy.
>Too bored to go on
Replies: >>3770343 >>3775688
Anonymous
5/28/2025, 3:23:36 PM No.3770328
>>3761906
>that the game is ultra-fag coded.
That's just mainstream zoomer culture.
The most high-T zoomer talks like a valley girl. They make the girls from that Laguna Beach show sound stoic.
Anonymous
5/28/2025, 4:26:30 PM No.3770343
>>3770325
All of this is wrong lmao
Anonymous
5/28/2025, 4:37:01 PM No.3770350
It still cracks me up to this day that they've plagiarized their own DOS2 plot, the lazy hacks.
Replies: >>3770365
Anonymous
5/28/2025, 5:10:24 PM No.3770365
>>3770350
In DOS2 the divine is dead so one of your team is set up as a chosen to become the next divine, its nothing like the bg3 plot.
Anonymous
5/28/2025, 5:34:20 PM No.3770379
>>3769441
I still want to lick her taint while she proclaims "Authority"
Anonymous
5/28/2025, 6:43:43 PM No.3770407
>Larian runs full page background ads on websites like RPS before the launch of D:OS1
>vidya websites praise all Larian games ever since
Larian hasn't made a good game since Divine Divinity and they literally astroturf for their souless slop.
Anonymous
5/29/2025, 9:50:06 AM No.3770797
>>3763320
at least he's not a dumbass pollack
Anal Seamstress
5/29/2025, 7:32:58 PM No.3771077
Mark Of Satan
Mark Of Satan
md5: 623b184d87249029e1310fcbd03fe965๐Ÿ”
>>3761889 (OP)
I'm glad that the majority of real RPG gamers see this abomination for what it is. I was worried they wouldn't with the time that has passed since the second one.
Replies: >>3771085
Anonymous
5/29/2025, 7:40:16 PM No.3771082
>>3761889 (OP)
Ok? I found it entertaining.
Anonymous
5/29/2025, 7:50:00 PM No.3771085
>>3771077
lmao anti bg3 schizos are small and irrelevant bunch of retards nobody gives a fuck about. Dragoncuck level of mentall illness with NWN1 and Sony movies video games in bio, seething and spamming /v/ for 2 years about chinese bots, thats your "real RPG gamers" lmao.
Anonymous
5/30/2025, 4:49:46 PM No.3771757
>>3761889 (OP)
For a game that supposedly cares so much about 'diversity', it's baffling how limited the character customization is. A handful of preset faces, no body tats, no body customization, and the choice of one singular facial tat. Dragon's Dogma came out over a decade ago. The technology for robust character customization is old at this point, there's no technical limitations they have to work through; the developers and directors are simply lazy and untalented or at worst just don't want you to make interesting characters so they intentionally don't give you the tools for it.
Anonymous
5/30/2025, 6:21:29 PM No.3771795
>>3761889 (OP)
You can skip all the dialogue-cinematics, as annoying as they are. You miss nothing.
That can be overlooked
What can not be overlooked is
>CHAINING SYSTEM
It is clunky, it sucked in D:OS, it sucked in D:OS2, it suck in BG2.
All they had to do was implement drag-select, like any good CRPG of this type does.
Chaining sucks on controller, it sucks on mouse/keyboard. It slows the game down incredibly
>Mouseclick delay/sluggishness
Even with all the retarded settings adjusted you have to hold the mousebutton down for longer than a regular click to select a character
There isn't a neat quick key-shortcut to select your characters that makes sense
Keybindings are shit
>autosave before every combat encounter
No surprises, no mystery, you'll know when a battle is about to happen
>linear with the illusion of openness
You're just running around in straight little intertwining knot hubs, there is no exploration outside fumbling around trying to orient yourself in the zoom-in induced myopia
>magical items are boring and nothing outside "you gain a spell, a skill or a reaction or a plus to one stat roll"
The story and the characters, however shit they might be - and truly, both suck ass - it's not this that makes the game shit. It's that it's a game equivalent of software bloat. The chaining system really is fucking retarded, reinventing the wheel, but making it square.
Replies: >>3772645
Anonymous
5/31/2025, 10:28:52 PM No.3772452
>>3761889 (OP)
I miss classical fantasy tropes. Halfling rogue, elven ranger and dwarven fighter as companions. Instead I get drama people.
Replies: >>3777579 >>3777881 >>3777906
Anonymous
6/1/2025, 4:48:26 AM No.3772645
>>3771795
You forgot to mention the fact that nearly all the dialogue leads to the same outcome, Raphael being infamous in this regard since you can literally tell him that you want to sell your soul right now and heโ€™ll still tell you to โ€œshop around, exhaust your optionsโ€ and then meet him in the house of hope later. The game expects you to follow a linear pattern of behavior and doesnโ€™t account for much player agency outside of homicide. The limited variety of outcomes in quest choices is part of what unintentionally makes a Durge playthrough more freeing than a standard Tav playthrough, since you now have more approaches to situations since you can murder more NPCโ€™s than any other origin allows.
Anonymous
6/1/2025, 8:48:19 AM No.3772814
>>3763479
>horrifically paced and designed combat
accurate to 5e
>bad to mediocre inconsistent writing
it's written as good or better than any wotc module (not a compliment)
>with frontloaded polish with the game getting worse and worse the further you progress
they should have added in some shitty domain and warband/skirmish elements so it falls apart just like Gygax would have wanted
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 2:51:31 AM No.3775687
>>3767142
You sound like a gay.
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 2:52:32 AM No.3775688
>>3770325
All of this is right based.
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 3:15:59 AM No.3775694
HalsinHeart
HalsinHeart
md5: 9ae1dd9c40d6264b20e92ffbcffff0c0๐Ÿ”
>Shart laying back, exhausted from Halsin's pounding
>Daddy Halsin sitting back with his pipe, supervising your clean-up
>"mmmnfurfnfmmm nurmomnurghh good mmm arrmgfrnmm mmm goodberry good"

>"Slow down, Tav! You'll make yourself sick!
>"There will be plenty more Goodberry Pie for you later :)"
Replies: >>3777671 >>3782530
The Guy at &quot;Girls Night&quot;
6/8/2025, 5:38:24 AM No.3777571
1733176121036390s
1733176121036390s
md5: a4d6d180de7d3ad639470eaf65831f89๐Ÿ”
>>3763076
Correct
I Like Your Woman
6/8/2025, 5:49:37 AM No.3777579
Screenshot_21-11-2024_83025_bsky.app
Screenshot_21-11-2024_83025_bsky.app
md5: 90ff22b36c327e702accb6eb1d18dc4e๐Ÿ”
>>3772452
Maybe you make the dwarf a rouge or a sorcerer to be cute about it. That's it.
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 6:11:39 AM No.3777588
>>3763076
Yes. BG3 is a Dragon Age/DOS2 hybrid.
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 8:32:06 AM No.3777671
>>3775694
yes
YES
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 1:15:06 PM No.3777802
>>3761889 (OP)
true. bg3 is a faggot game made by faggots for faggots.
Replies: >>3778342
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 3:40:31 PM No.3777872
>>3761889 (OP)
COME ON MAN, YOU DONT LIKE FAGGOT BUTTSEX????
Its what this game is most known for, which should tell you everything you need to know about the people who like it
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 3:58:08 PM No.3777881
>>3772452
This is extremely problematic, and there's a lot to unpack here. First,
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 4:54:55 PM No.3777906
>>3772452
>Halfling rogue, elven ranger and dwarven fighter as companions.
Solasta lets you create your own party.
Replies: >>3777927
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 5:22:19 PM No.3777927
>>3777906
So do dos2/bg3 but the developers intentionally make it as clunky and janky as possible, because theyโ€™re salty you donโ€™t want to play with, or as, their God-awful โ€œorigin companionsโ€
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 1:27:25 AM No.3778342
>>3777802
so right on point for /vrpg/ ?
Replies: >>3778352
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 1:40:04 AM No.3778352
>>3778342
He said faggots not fags.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:49:14 PM No.3780592
>>3761892
It's literally just DOS again but with more gay sex
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:28:26 AM No.3780620
arcanum brothel
arcanum brothel
md5: 40f24672ceaf7955ec6b913b09dd5459๐Ÿ”
>>3761889 (OP)
Sounds like a 10/10 RPG.
Replies: >>3784710
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:25:44 PM No.3781549
This is my first crpg, and I'm struggling a bit. Is there ever going to be a point where my character scales enough to be more powerful than enemies instead of having to always be on equal footing but then outnumbered? I feel like my characters as individual fighters are mediocre and I have to rely on Looney Tunes shit like greasing floors or blowing up conveniently placed barrels to win.
Replies: >>3782536
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:34:31 AM No.3782530
>>3775694
did someone say GOODBERRIES???
I hope Halsin shares some goodberries with me later...
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:37:02 AM No.3782536
>>3781549
you snowball in strength as you gain various overpowered items throughout Act 2 and Act 3
theres some nice stuff in Act 1, but it's Act 2 where you really start to find fun stuf
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:42:26 AM No.3782702
1581991844449
1581991844449
md5: 689ea2237a64fd0d3e1dead077c83c19๐Ÿ”
I don't even mind the modern day gender politics being in the game, I just wish it would take a back seat to the interesting things, like how the world is literally teeming with magic. I'd like to be able to talk to my companions about their character arcs without the game expecting that I'm trying to fuck them. "Oh hey Halsin! Any ideas on what we should do about this Shadow Curse? Anal sex? What do you mean I've been giving you signals, I just asked about our quest!"
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:26:17 PM No.3782774
>>3761889 (OP)
The entire game was a prank and you fell for it.
Replies: >>3784468
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:11:32 PM No.3782899
>>3761892
/vrpg/ will not be a usable board until its 3 remaining residents accept this
Replies: >>3783063
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:17:29 PM No.3783063
>>3782899
I've talked with the other two and we've come to the agreement that we cannot agree with each other. Meeting postponed until next week.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:21:31 PM No.3783065
>>3761889 (OP)
Anon youโ€™re doing this wrong, youโ€™re supposed to either
>A: not even finish Act 1 but call it the best game ever because of the production values
or
>B: play it with your friends while barely paying attention to the game then call it a 10/10 because everything is fun with friends
Replies: >>3783084
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:56:38 PM No.3783084
>>3783065
>everything is fun with friends
wtf source
Replies: >>3784611
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:24:27 AM No.3783373
>>3761907
hes right tho.
its a game made by woke fags for woke fags
Replies: >>3786356
30000 Watts
6/18/2025, 2:36:10 AM No.3784468
Supergirl
Supergirl
md5: 4aeabd9e49e188988ecea6144fbe98de๐Ÿ”
>>3782774
I didn't, that's part of my point.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:27:44 PM No.3784611
1745185846388211
1745185846388211
md5: aa8e46f06ca6f75298cb510b41988799๐Ÿ”
>>3783084
...say that again?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:53:27 PM No.3784710
>>3780620
kek, really shows to you who the shitposters crying about BG3 really are, fucking uncultured swine that don't play videogames, Wasteland 3 also has sheep fucking b t w(or was it Wasteland 2?)
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:38:01 PM No.3784949
>>3761889 (OP)
I thought this game was gonna be dogshit because I played both of the pathfinder games and they sucked massive donkey balls, and I don't even like 5e on the tabletop. But I actually enjoyed the game quite a lot. The plot is pretty interesting and the gameplay is slimmed down enough to not be massively tedious to play. The flashy effects and new features make it pretty fun. I wouldn't say it's a great game, or a classic game, or at the level of any of my favourite RPGs, but it's worth playing. It's definitely not worth buying though, it's massively overpriced. Side point the gay/sex stuff is massively overstated, you can just ignore it if you want. My character was a stone cold virgin for the entire game who never interacted with companions, never got propositioned, and immediately killed everyone he saw engaged in copulation.
Replies: >>3786265 >>3786378 >>3786378
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:30:28 PM No.3786263
>have Volo pluck my eye out and get a cool replacement that supposed to see invisible targets within 9m
>fighting hag and she goes invisible right next to me
>can't see her
>move to where I know she is
>can't see her
>kill all her illusions instead
>she appears right next to me in melee range
Why didn't the eye work here? Doesn't make any sense to me.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:46:38 PM No.3786265
>>3784949
gay stuff is not just sex
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 4:11:56 PM No.3786320
>haha le Larry Yan!
i bet you made this thread just to show how cool you are that you know who made the gaem :p
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 4:46:50 PM No.3786356
>>3783373
imagine living in this day and age and still being scared of people that are different
Replies: >>3786371 >>3786392 >>3786393 >>3787516
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:07:52 PM No.3786371
>>3786356
i distinctly remember some guy throwing a fit over wasteland 3 junk item being a liberal psyop or something, posting screenshots and saying how "obvious" it was, when noone could tell what the fuck his problem was. turns out he was upset by the cholo clown gang dropping noserings as loot. yep.
Replies: >>3786392
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:17:04 PM No.3786378
>>3784949
>"Dear mr. Nobody, all us leftists, liberals, queers, unionized workers and sluts would like to formally apologize
Yes, you owe it to all of us. You can do it with money for all the games you ruined, or your holes, I don't really care which.

>>3784949
It doesn't have the oppressive leftist pushed ideology at you like say, veilguard or even DA2, just the cringey gender stuff in the background ("masc" for illusions, please miss me with this obnoxious shit, obligatory tranny expose' in some random backstory).

Case in point, they're all playersexual instead of MAN HATING SKITTLES DYKE or whatever you got when the US leftists were trying to send hard anti-gamergate signals all the time. Belgium seemed to be looking at that from a far off lens by contrast, and is just kinda degenerate by nature I assume, as is the whole RPG industry and fandom.

It's a landmark RPG with leaps and bounds of interactivity, quality voice acting and mocap, aesthetics, etc. I could do with a more serious and less reddit take on things but the industry is healing from that IMO. The overwhelming quality overwhelms the taste of a few lefty poops in the soup.
Replies: >>3789313 >>3789635
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:30:44 PM No.3786392
>>3786356
Imagine creating an obnoxious infantile cult religion out of this shit and expecting everyone to play along.
>>3786371
More leftists false flagging/strawmanning what they believe the right thinks on steam community troll posts or whatever, just more infantile noise that you fell for and/or are trying to tell us about how your uncle saw it at nintendo right now.
Replies: >>3786396
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:31:57 PM No.3786393
pup_pupself
pup_pupself
md5: 9f38ffe25bf0f6bd03c5b0309b362b4e๐Ÿ”
>>3786356
Forgot pic, here ya go.
Replies: >>3787612
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:36:19 PM No.3786396
>>3786392
you dont have to play along. i never cared for the romance parts of rpgs so i always just ignore them. but there seems to be an audience for it so they include it.
Replies: >>3787603
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:09:29 AM No.3787516
1749860110889682s
1749860110889682s
md5: 7e164611a066c1e80f7656bb89838b1d๐Ÿ”
>>3786356
That's solid work. Nicely placed in the thread as well. lol.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:08:25 AM No.3787603
>>3786396
Oh, I agree, but I mating press Bae'zel, Karlac, and Shadowheart regularly and ignore the gay/bear shit. Some romance can certainly round out an otherwise dry fantasy story, I'd even say that about LOTR. It gives more motivation for players to finish and has been a cheap tactic since Donkey Kong Mario went to save the princess but one I'm ok with.

I never said I wasn't part of the degeneracy, just miss me with leftists attempting to tell me how to think about race, gender, immigration, "colonialism" aka pioneering, soft sell of communism, corrupt nepo baby economic policy etc. and we're good. Beyond not enjoying heavy handed political messaging in games in the first place, I don't enjoy stupid people trying to steer the ship of state through le grass roots to the kiddies media when the states they do run are rioting and on fire half the time. These aren't difficult concepts. Just close the koolaid stand, pony up to reality and Trump won't have as much grass roots power as currently he does either which would presumably be the desired outcome for them as well, but eh, koolaid is what koolaid does.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:40:02 AM No.3787612
1562248554050
1562248554050
md5: dc8643a5a919e54a1acf2295f66a2ebf๐Ÿ”
>>3786393
>Pup
>A term for young dogs
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:48:48 PM No.3787955
>>3761889 (OP)
If all you think about is gay sex it's a (You) problem.
Replies: >>3789307
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:17:54 PM No.3787968
>>3761892
As gay as this game is, anon is right. I played it twice and had a lot of fun. First game I nearly killed all the companions because I hated them... but still, I enjoyed the time I had with it. I like finding stuff, and BG3 did it just as well as the OG's. The story sucks, but the gameplay matters more.
Replies: >>3788410
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:39:36 AM No.3788410
sickspy
sickspy
md5: 6013cbbdf4087ab3f8de4c8667a98f4c๐Ÿ”
>>3787968
apologist.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:12:06 AM No.3789307
>>3787955
>Accept the gayness or you're gay lmao
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 11:20:28 AM No.3789313
>>3786378
>the industry is healing
Absolutely not. The cancer spread just slowed down somewhat because of all the obvious contradictions but it's still spreading because there is currently no effective antidote to any of this shit.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:42:41 PM No.3789630
file
file
md5: b5e604a8ac2c5a4fcc90d0af666c9b3a๐Ÿ”
Is Gayle trying to trick me into contractually consensual sex again?
Replies: >>3789642
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:48:12 PM No.3789635
>>3786378
>it's an amazing game because it doesn't trigger my austistic leftist hating brain and i'll conveniently ignore all the leftist shit in the game because i'm retarded

All you admitted is that you value production values over anything else to the point where your subhuman brain considers this "healing" and a landmark title.
If anything, retards like you is why the genre will never heal.
Replies: >>3789640
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:53:56 PM No.3789640
truePAWG_thumb.jpg
truePAWG_thumb.jpg
md5: eddf5692bbd4590836e6c580b3476ace๐Ÿ”
>>3789635
He's trolling of course but there are plenty of cucks out there for real.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:54:42 PM No.3789642
gayle! no gaying!
gayle! no gaying!
md5: 23907314a8ef32be0a2e53a6a6f1f578๐Ÿ”
>>3789630
He was indeed trying again.
The worst thing about the gay romances isn't that it's just gay. It's that you can't have a deep friendship with anyone. I wish there were more platonic options other than
1. gay sex
2. I hate you Gale
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:41:30 AM No.3790022
the game allowing you to be gay, fuck animals, or have sex, has almost nothing at all to do with why it's bad

it's bad because unlike in D&D where the character's attributes are intimately related to its identity, the race, class, stats, progress, items, etc have virtually nothing to do with your character's characterization, the story, worldbuilding, etc. You are playing two distinct games when you play BG3 - the combat game and the story game. The story game is at least an RPG and your choices matter to some small extent with some pretty serious guardrails that plays not that dissimilar to a taleworlds game (that's understandable to a degree once a game has enough content, but still an area where rpgs should be pushing the envelope in a perfect world; and by the way taleworlds does it better lmao) but the combat game is not an rpg at all because of this very clear delineation between your characterization and what items, stats, abilities, they possess
This is highlighted by the fact that people who desperately want there to be a connection between these two distinct games, will rave about how as a bard you have xyz irrelevant dialogue option "Look guys, my class actually matters!" no it really doesn't. what matters is that you have a parasite in your head, because that's what matters in the story. you being a wizard is entirely irrelevant

they try to get around this by giving some class and race characterization to side characters, but that's not enough. the main character needs to have meaningful characterization in an rpg