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Anonymous No.3800772 [Report] >>3801106 >>3801169 >>3801173 >>3801527 >>3801557 >>3801634 >>3801636 >>3802155 >>3802328
>he plays as a halfling or dwarf
Anonymous No.3800800 [Report]
I play as a robot, orc, or troll.
Anonymous No.3800857 [Report] >>3800867 >>3801020 >>3802318
Dwarf is passable but
>halfling (gay)
>gnome (jew)
fucking cmon
Anonymous No.3800867 [Report] >>3801551
>>3800857
>IQ:155
BROS what if i fail
Anonymous No.3800874 [Report]
>Play human (equivalent of white male)
>all other races hate me for being le bad race and pretty much they dindu nuffin
REALLY makes you think
Anonymous No.3800987 [Report]
Halflings are always really terrible, only good for Rogue builds but even then Elves are often better
Anonymous No.3801020 [Report] >>3801026 >>3801034
>he pretends to be an elf in video games to cope with the crushing ugliness that he has to endure every day
>>3800857
Fantasy dwarves are literally based on jews retard
Anonymous No.3801026 [Report] >>3801074 >>3801560
>>3801020
yeah, the whole "gnomes are jews" arcanum meme shit from newfags is dumb as fuck. dwarves are are literally greedy goldsmiths.
Anonymous No.3801034 [Report] >>3801044 >>3801561 >>3801926
>>3801020
Dwarves are jews
Gnomes are also jews
Goblins are also jews
Elves are also jews

You either play as a human or pick your favorite type of fantasy jews.
Anonymous No.3801044 [Report]
>>3801034
using irony to undermine others is a jewish tendency. your post is jewish.
Anonymous No.3801074 [Report] >>3801077
>>3801026
>from newfags
call me a newfag again you fucking kike i gonna do special military operation on your rectum
Anonymous No.3801077 [Report] >>3801090
>>3801074
ESL newfag.
Anonymous No.3801090 [Report] >>3801091
>>3801077
English is brown pipo language, so who cares
Anonymous No.3801091 [Report] >>3801128
>>3801090
>pipo
you do. you adopt their lingo, newfag.
Anonymous No.3801106 [Report] >>3801128 >>3802076
>>3800772 (OP)
HELIKOPTER
HELIKOPTER
Anonymous No.3801128 [Report] >>3801184
>>3801091
... like i said its brown pipo language, you zoomer cretin kek
>>3801106
this image is creepy
Anonymous No.3801169 [Report] >>3801929 >>3802129
>>3800772 (OP)
I play as a female dwarf, who is the biggest slut in the game.
Anonymous No.3801173 [Report]
>>3800772 (OP)
I just can't make myself play a manlet race, even when they're clearly superior like in baldur's gate
Anonymous No.3801184 [Report] >>3801201
>>3801128
newfag esl, you're the one speaking like one the basic intelligence problem you've neglected in your ironical larp spawned from too much internet usage is that dialects exist, colloquialisms exist, and they aren't universals.
Anonymous No.3801201 [Report] >>3801207
>>3801184
i can smell you Abdullah Smith
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l01AMCBG0Wk
Anonymous No.3801207 [Report]
>>3801201
i ain't clicking that shit, esl newfag. is that your fortnite playthrough?
Anonymous No.3801527 [Report]
>>3800772 (OP)
I want my own smol race... With blackjack... And hookers. Lore is you play as this to disguise self as children, then rob settlements or work as assassins.

https://pastebin.com/LK4NESMn

+2 Dex
-2 Con
+2 Wis

Elf aging rules.
Elf weight rules -35 base weight.
Dwarf height rules.
As per:
https://www.aonprd.com/Rules.aspx?ID=117
Anonymous No.3801551 [Report]
>>3800867
You can only fail by playing.
Anonymous No.3801557 [Report]
>>3800772 (OP)
>he plays RPGs
Anonymous No.3801560 [Report] >>3801573
>>3801026
Mate. Dwarves and gnomes are obviously two different, yet very related, types of jews.
Anonymous No.3801561 [Report] >>3801579 >>3801612
>>3801034
Anon, elves do not share any jewish characteristics.
Anonymous No.3801573 [Report]
>>3801560
Ashkenazi and Shepardic? i mean Arcanum framing dwarfs as Scottish industrial revolution miners was spot on
Anonymous No.3801579 [Report]
>>3801561
elves are scandinavians
Anonymous No.3801604 [Report]
Yes.
Anonymous No.3801612 [Report] >>3801617 >>3801925
>>3801561
They're gorgeous, insular, and have more influence than the utterly mediocre human race, despite a smaller population.
Anonymous No.3801617 [Report] >>3801625
>>3801612
sounds like European Royalty, not jewish trecherous merchants leeching off from every country and playing endless victim like a pussy
Anonymous No.3801622 [Report]
they need to get rid of that halfing/gnome tolkein shit...

I think most rpgs have the decency to pretend halflings dont exist, more people roll goblins when the choice is open
Anonymous No.3801625 [Report] >>3801629 >>3803814 >>3803817
>>3801617
>sounds like European Royalty
cope lol
Anonymous No.3801629 [Report]
>>3801625
TICK TUCK
AMERI MUTT
Anonymous No.3801634 [Report]
>>3800772 (OP)
halfling slingers are bretty gud though.
and meme gnome illusionist.
Anonymous No.3801636 [Report] >>3801649 >>3801676
>>3800772 (OP)
but seriously all this /v/tier shit posting should be banned on sight on site.
Anonymous No.3801649 [Report] >>3803855
>>3801636
it's one of the better threads currently on /vrpg/
Anonymous No.3801676 [Report] >>3803855
>>3801636
who knows it might be the mods in cahoots with each other
Anonymous No.3801924 [Report]
For me, it's saurian.
Anonymous No.3801925 [Report] >>3802072 >>3802142
>>3801612
Elves are self sufficient magical pioneers and hunters. In most settings they’re responsible for having the earliest known empires that later races build off of. Hard to think of a more Aryan race than the elves.
Anonymous No.3801926 [Report]
>>3801034
By this logic, humans are also jews.
Anonymous No.3801929 [Report]
>>3801169
Based
Anonymous No.3802072 [Report] >>3802075 >>3802519 >>3802870
>>3801925
>In most settings they’re responsible for having the earliest known empires that later races build off of
The West exists in its current form because some you-know-whos invented a monotheistic religion a couple thousands years ago, and then other people thought it sounds fucking awesome and wrote a sequel with the new protagonist.
Anonymous No.3802075 [Report]
>>3802072
>what is Rome
Post nose.
Anonymous No.3802076 [Report]
>>3801106
5e halflings truly are fucking horrendous
Anonymous No.3802129 [Report]
>>3801169
Where is her beard?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APY8OTdTan4
Anonymous No.3802142 [Report] >>3802869
>>3801925
You don't get it, anyone better than me is a jew because jews are evil demigods that control everything and I'm lowly inferior goy trash that cannot hope to succeed, which makes me morally superior.
Anonymous No.3802155 [Report]
>>3800772 (OP)
Yes. Got a problem problem with that umgi?
Anonymous No.3802318 [Report]
>>3800857
Anonymous No.3802328 [Report]
>>3800772 (OP)
Halflings are great additions.
Anonymous No.3802519 [Report]
>>3802072
>Jews were Israelites
Lol. He doesn't know...
Anonymous No.3802869 [Report]
>>3802142
Anonymous No.3802870 [Report]
>>3802072
Anonymous No.3803814 [Report]
>>3801625
t. priestly class traitor cuck
Anonymous No.3803817 [Report]
>>3801625
t. ressentimental priestly class cuck
Anonymous No.3803855 [Report]
>>3801649
>>3801676
sad if true. hobbits are just fine people.