>he plays as a halfling or dwarf

I play as a robot, orc, or troll.

Dwarf is passable but
>halfling (gay)
>gnome (jew)
fucking cmon

>>3800857
>IQ:155
BROS what if i fail

>Play human (equivalent of white male)
>all other races hate me for being le bad race and pretty much they dindu nuffin
REALLY makes you think

Halflings are always really terrible, only good for Rogue builds but even then Elves are often better

>he pretends to be an elf in video games to cope with the crushing ugliness that he has to endure every day
>>3800857
Fantasy dwarves are literally based on jews retard

>>3801020
yeah, the whole "gnomes are jews" arcanum meme shit from newfags is dumb as fuck. dwarves are are literally greedy goldsmiths.

>>3801020
Dwarves are jews
Gnomes are also jews
Goblins are also jews
Elves are also jews

You either play as a human or pick your favorite type of fantasy jews.

>>3801034
using irony to undermine others is a jewish tendency. your post is jewish.

>>3801026
>from newfags
call me a newfag again you fucking kike i gonna do special military operation on your rectum

>>3801074
ESL newfag.

>>3801077
English is brown pipo language, so who cares

>>3801090
>pipo
you do. you adopt their lingo, newfag.

>>3800772 (OP)
HELIKOPTER
HELIKOPTER

>>3801091
... like i said its brown pipo language, you zoomer cretin kek
>>3801106
this image is creepy

>>3800772 (OP)
I play as a female dwarf, who is the biggest slut in the game.

>>3800772 (OP)
I just can't make myself play a manlet race, even when they're clearly superior like in baldur's gate

>>3801128
newfag esl, you're the one speaking like one the basic intelligence problem you've neglected in your ironical larp spawned from too much internet usage is that dialects exist, colloquialisms exist, and they aren't universals.

>>3801184
i can smell you Abdullah Smith
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l01AMCBG0Wk

>>3801201
i ain't clicking that shit, esl newfag. is that your fortnite playthrough?

>>3800772 (OP)
I want my own smol race... With blackjack... And hookers. Lore is you play as this to disguise self as children, then rob settlements or work as assassins.

https://pastebin.com/LK4NESMn

+2 Dex
-2 Con
+2 Wis

Elf aging rules.
Elf weight rules -35 base weight.
Dwarf height rules.
As per:
https://www.aonprd.com/Rules.aspx?ID=117

>>3800867
You can only fail by playing.

>>3800772 (OP)
>he plays RPGs

>>3801026
Mate. Dwarves and gnomes are obviously two different, yet very related, types of jews.

>>3801034
Anon, elves do not share any jewish characteristics.

>>3801560
Ashkenazi and Shepardic? i mean Arcanum framing dwarfs as Scottish industrial revolution miners was spot on

>>3801561
elves are scandinavians

Yes.

>>3801561
They're gorgeous, insular, and have more influence than the utterly mediocre human race, despite a smaller population.

>>3801612
sounds like European Royalty, not jewish trecherous merchants leeching off from every country and playing endless victim like a pussy

they need to get rid of that halfing/gnome tolkein shit...

I think most rpgs have the decency to pretend halflings dont exist, more people roll goblins when the choice is open

>>3801617
>sounds like European Royalty
cope lol

>>3801625
TICK TUCK
AMERI MUTT

>>3800772 (OP)
halfling slingers are bretty gud though.
and meme gnome illusionist.

>>3800772 (OP)
but seriously all this /v/tier shit posting should be banned on sight on site.

>>3801636
it's one of the better threads currently on /vrpg/

>>3801636
who knows it might be the mods in cahoots with each other

For me, it's saurian.

>>3801612
Elves are self sufficient magical pioneers and hunters. In most settings they’re responsible for having the earliest known empires that later races build off of. Hard to think of a more Aryan race than the elves.

>>3801034
By this logic, humans are also jews.

>>3801169
Based

>>3801925
>In most settings they’re responsible for having the earliest known empires that later races build off of
The West exists in its current form because some you-know-whos invented a monotheistic religion a couple thousands years ago, and then other people thought it sounds fucking awesome and wrote a sequel with the new protagonist.

>>3802072
>what is Rome
Post nose.

>>3801106
5e halflings truly are fucking horrendous

>>3801169
Where is her beard?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APY8OTdTan4

>>3801925
You don't get it, anyone better than me is a jew because jews are evil demigods that control everything and I'm lowly inferior goy trash that cannot hope to succeed, which makes me morally superior.

>>3800772 (OP)
Yes. Got a problem problem with that umgi?

>>3800857

>>3800772 (OP)
Halflings are great additions.

>>3802072
>Jews were Israelites
Lol. He doesn't know...

>>3802142

>>3802072

>>3801625
t. priestly class traitor cuck

>>3801625
t. ressentimental priestly class cuck

>>3801649
>>3801676
sad if true. hobbits are just fine people.