Thread 3811413

Now that was realistic shag
BPD abused girl jumping on yer dick straight after you take her from loony bin, cheers
Why romances are always so unrelistic in RPGs, basedboys making them never had any normal relationship before or what

>>3811413 (OP)
The point wasn't to show that she had the hots for you, but the opposite. It was part of her character arc.

>>3811413 (OP)
I can smell the slav retardation from here, it is wafting off the way you type
No one cares that you orcoids are incapable of affection

>>3811419
I fucked your waifu pajeet

>>3811413 (OP)
>people having sex is sooooo unrealistic
>..right guys??
Incel

>>3811420
The only thing you get to fuck over there are gold-diggers with herpes, Ivan, you can't fool me

Literally who

>>3811425
...what. i just said based boi devs have deranged understanding of normal relatoonships between people

>>3811413 (OP)
I can think of two things right off the bat:
*1) Sex as thanks, especially if she thought the rescuer wanted that.
*2) Was in the loony bin for at least one good reason.

>>3811793
She has attachment issues and psychological trauma. When OP happens the romance hasn't even started since love or anything like that isn't even in her mind. Her idea was a one night stand just to feel good and that's it.
The romance is basically breaking though her shell and allowing herself to love someone. To help move through her trauma a bit (she's very much unhinged even by the end of ME2, since you can't change someone that fast).

>>3811906
They killed her in my ME2 playtrough... Actually i havent romanced anyone from my crew, never had proper dialogue options. What have i done wrong there?

>>3811994
>he can't get laid in a bioware RPG

>>3811413 (OP)
how many threads are you going to make about this?
Do you have some deep-seated mental issues?

>>3811996
S-shut up
>>3812000
Its my first thread, dork

>>3811413 (OP)
This and paname in CP are the most realist romances in gaming

>>3812000
NTA but Jack threads aren't common at all here, Jackposting is fun, and it will never cease to amuse me that she started as a middle finger to muh incels from betacuck male feminists in ME2 and via the transformative power of Shepard dick after pulling her out of maximum psychopath security prison you could make her a wholesome ride or die mom figure by ME3.

>>3812610
>she started as a middle finger to muh incels from betacuck male feminists in ME2 and via the transformative power of Shepard dick after pulling her out of maximum psychopath security prison you could make her a wholesome ride or die mom figure by ME3.
Good job completely misunderstanding Jack's character, which is impressive since it's very simple.

>>3811413 (OP)
she jumped on your dick because
>you proved yourself to be a battle tested strong fighter, commander
>you're the galaxy's nr.1 super famous military agent with unlimited resources able to do anything with impunity, aka money and power
ofc she wanted that prime seed
this happens IRL all the time

>>3813036
Wrong.
She has attachment issues, was raised as a tool and lived a rough life so she thinks that everyone wants something in return.
It was effectively intended as a one night stand to make herself feel good and as a trade for freeing her. Basically just business and she planned to move on after that.
People that claim her romance is "realistic" are out of touch with reality.

>>3813036
You sound like american kek main character syndrome 90iq midwit

>>3812610
God named her Jack after jacking off obviously. Because youd rather Jack off than sleep her. All of mass effects characters are named after sex. Miranda means Me Ran Duh. Because shes old, shes finished running her race. And tali zorah? So zorah is a word we see all the time, probably first happened in Zelda. That words a bit more complicated because of the sound effects not translating perfectly I hate when he does that stupid fuckup but that’s English. Probably t all E, and then Z o Rah. So that’s actually a way to call u an incel, saying u could never get the cute girls. And accusing u of needing to rape her if you want to have sex with her. And shephard?that one’s really easy. God makes a lot of references to humans being animals like sheep. Altho, I think hes bluffing. Humans seem to be a bit TOO smart…

>>3813328
Bold theory, tell us mor professor
Pic related, its you on the left

I dont want to be her carer and daddy figure
I want her to be my submassive bpd fucktoy
Daddys home

>>3813540
Why can't porn artists ever get butts right? Have they never seen what an actual butt looks like? Hint: It's not two basketball-firm spheres glued to the side of your hips.

>>3813750
Jewish media promotes nigger asses - one of easiest ways to influence is trough sex

>>3813750
>Why can't porn artists ever get butts right?
It's almost like their income depends on indulging fetishes... Hm, but that definitely can't be true, they're must be ignorant.

>>3813820
those aren't even "nigger asses", those are like some butt implant done by an extremely blind surgeon with Parkinson's.

So, yeah, I guess portraying a nude woman's body as a plastic surgery mistake is Jewish.

>>3811419
>>3811434
>steppe rapist ork chads live rent free in incel white knight's head
f u m i n g

>>3813750
What's wrong with her butt? Can you elaborate more?

>>3814217
I dont inderstand his outrage neither, its big ass - maybe bit too bubble but still fine ass
>>3814215
Worse, im not even meme ork ruskie but little polakerink ahahaa

>>3811439
>normal relatoonships between people
you said yourself she's not normal

>>3814390
Shes a fuckmeat, not relationship material

>>3813107
>>3813325
spoken like a couple of bullied incel faggots

Such a little tease
Such a little slut

>>3811413 (OP)
TV personality Tia Torres pic related is exactly what Jack would be like if she were born into a happy lifestyle in the 20th Century instead of being born into an unhappy lifestyle in the 22nd Century

>>3816745
Well at least tell us why, or who is she

>>3817123
DAT ARSE

>>3813325
>no, women AREN'T attracted to competence, strength and status, anon!

reminder if you have sex with her in the scenario OP suggests, it locks her romance out forever. so your talk about romance means literally nothing, lol.

>>3811413 (OP)
jack is shit I never even fucked her
worse than miranda

>>3818058
Based. ME2 is full incel playthrough for me. Albeit Samara was very enticing.

>>3817787
Thats what makes Jack so interesting and enticing for the player. "But we had sex! I've played all the H games, I know having sex instantly unlocks the happy relationship ending!"

>fucks you
>then ghosts because she's basically mental as fuck

Kind of shit happens irl all the time. Which makes her the most realistic female portrayal I've seen in a long time. She's 3 dimensional with a history, her own motives and agenda etc

Miranda was the cheap fuck fantasy. Jacks more like a real person

>>3821670
>Girl send me nudes
>Wants to fuck me
>Decides not to all of sudden
>Dunno what i did wrong, she kinda was straight forward about it
Is it beggining of grand relationship for me?

>>3817787
BPD women irl are the exact opposite of that. If you reject their sexual advances they'll hate you and never speak to you again. Jack is written completely backwards

>>3822036
You think she was written by a man or bpd woman?

>>3822401
Idk who wrote Jack. I just know she's the most blatantly unrealistic character in the trilogy

>>3822401
ME2 Jack was written by Brian Kindregan, Patrick Weekes took over for ME3.