Thread 3814074

Baldurs Gay 3 opened pandora box for RPGs

Fictional people cannot consent to being a part of your story, especially since they are unpaid so technically it's slave labor.

Ban all fiction

>>3814074 (OP)
The argument is stupid because you're not literally banging an animal, just a dude transformered into one.

I like the dude posting factual statements as if it were some clever gotcha

>>3814084
In a mad world, only the mad are sane

>>3814084
not factual since you can't polymorph as a child just as a different race

>>3814094
It's magic

>>3814094
Well, you got a point there. It wouldn't apply to BG3, though in 5e itself it could - not with Wild Shape, mind, or Polymorph, as both of those specify Beast (creature type) as a restriction, but other spells cover the possibility. Hell, if you're short enough (or just one of the manlet races) that reducing your height by one foot puts you on par with a child, even Disguise Self might do the trick.

>>3814108
Unrelated but I think it's funny that everyone associates "child" with "short" still
Most 10 year olds are close to 6' now

Someone post these gnomeXhuman sex renders from bg3 kek

>>3814114
Are you in Super Netherlands or something
I'd give you five feet, those kids look like they've been chowing down on HGH, but six? At ten? C'mon.
Now if you said fifteen, that's a different story.

>>3814123
American
My nephews were 6'3- 6'5" by 16

>>3814125
I mean yeah, by 16, obviously. But that's right at the tail end of the growth spurt. Ten is a different story. Or did they go from 4-something to 6 overnight at 10 and then basically not grow for six years or something? Because then they might not be human, buddy.

>>3814125
If you don't know the difference between age 10 and age 16, then maybe you're the problem.

>>3814127
>Because then they might not be human, buddy.
I'm not discounting it.

>>3814074 (OP)
No this shit was already going in games. The backlash just made some reconsider, but most continue.
It's just Larian being Larian. If you've played anything by them past their Divinity 2 retard game you'd know this

>>3814094
Any 17th level wizard, hell even a level 5-6 wizard who is stubborn and has enough resources, can create such a spell within in the rules of D&D, you dumb retard.

>>3814074 (OP)
Where is my loli(baba) romanceable companion, Larian?

>>3814074 (OP)
the discourse around this game hasn't been the same ever since Dragonirian dropped his trvke

>>3814595
>the discourse around this game hasn't been the same ever since Dragonirian dropped his trvke
is this how these kids are going to be talking now? we need to reopen the goddamn draft. I can't wait until gen A comes and absolutely BTFO's zoomers.

>>3814681
There are no single zoomer on /lit/, they literally dont read anymore - only listen to fucking youtubers kek

>>3814094
>>3814147
https://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/alterSelf.htm
https://www.5esrd.com/database/spell/alter-self/
Alter Self is a 2nd level spell in 3e and 5e

>>3814074 (OP)
fucking furfaggots man
we shouldve exterminated them 20yrs ago before they dicksucked their way into making such shitty retarded design decisions on vidya development

can you actually imagine running a studio and willingly hiring some fucking furfaggot?
wtfs wrong with ppl?

>>3814848
It wasn't made for furfags grandpa, it was made for much viler specimen - women.

>>3814681
>>3814696
born with a computer in their pockets
cant fucking read
sucks to suck kids

>>3814849
yea
furfaggot women and/or actual furfaggot faggots
but i repeat myself

>>3814849
So all these memes about rather being around bear than timmy from job...

>>3814074 (OP)
>Searching for posts with the image hash ‘f4zMuE4yn6+Wd42vBvPH1w==’. 135 results found.

>>3814125
You come off as mentally deficient.

>>3815707
Uh...

>>3815844
Nvm I'm retarded I didn't set it to search all boards.

|_)_) Spank my loli ass for being wrong, oniichan.

>>3814074 (OP)
an adult sentient bear passes the harkness test
a child, by definition, does not pass it

>>3815964
And if an adult uses Alter Self to take the form of a child?

Bearchads stay winning, they will make people seethe for 10 years at least
>still didn't play BG3

>>3814074 (OP)
You.

You personally are why anonymous boards stop working in the long run, you low trust society motherfucker. Because people like you refuse to stop flooding the zone with shit like an autistic machine because you have some godforsaken crusae in your head that matters more than anything else.

>>3815991
Nigger.

>>3814074 (OP)
Technically you cannot polymorph/shift into a creature due to violation of the law of conservation of mass.
>druid weights 100 kg
>shifts into a bear that weights 500-700kg
Where did the extra mass come from?
Its bullshit. Creating an illusion/image is much more plausible, probable, and does not violate the laws of the universe.

>>3819466
>Where did the extra mass come from?
Magic, silly. Magic is not bound by the laws of mass.

>>3814125
bro, only 3% of the entire worlds population of 8 billion people are actually 6ft or taller.

>>3814074 (OP)
An animal which is large enough to kill you can consent to sexual intercourse.

>>3821576
doesnt pass the Harkness test

>>3814074 (OP)
you faggots can't take a joke
pathetic

>>3821649
>doesn't pass the [made up bullshit]
Animals are sentient and if a bear doesn't like you sucking its cock, you'd be dead before you could negotiate with it.

>>3821649
>Harkness test
Le what

Thinking about playing BG3 for the first time. I'm uninterested in romance subplots. If I skip them, will I lose out on bonus items or skills? I don't care about missing out on "character development" or whatever. I just like playing solo. I've played BG1 and BG2 several times more than a decade ago and almost always played solo.

>>3823243
Its not baldurs gate, only named that for more sells

>>3823250
Not what he asked, faggot.

>>3823243
>If I skip them, will I lose out on bonus items or skills?
Nah, not really. I think there are some perks for finishing each side character's non-romance plotlines but they don't give you much other than the McLovin' scenes for romancing them. You can turn them down and still finish their respective quests in the later acts.

>>3823243
At release, I played and finished the game solo, and immediately killed every origin character, on general principle. At the start of act 3, the game makes fun of you for not getting your dick wet.
It's a bad game and if you're a big fan of the first two games you probably won't like this one. It shits on them pretty hard.

>>3823243
After reading this thread?
Pedo.

>>3814080
then you are literally not banging a child, just a dude transformed into one.

>>3823243
the entire game is built around everyone wanting to fuck everyone, the game has basically no story if you go solo.

>>3814074 (OP)
I 100% this game, and holy shit this game is mediocre. On each good thing there are one or two bad things.
But what pisses me off is dogshit characters, like only 1 is written good Astarion, and that's probably because he is just copied from some woman vampire romance, idk, and all others are so bad/cringe in one way or another.

>>3823275
Coombait sells to zoom zooms

>>3823243
Not at all. I saw little to none of it on my playthrough since I just didn't rest all that much.

>>3819466
>Where did the extra mass come from?
Same place extra mass goes when you turn into something smaller than yourself. Z-space.

>>3819466
>complains about magic "violating the laws of the universe"
What the fuck else is magic supposed to do?

>>3814094
Could polymorph as a child of another race

>>3814094
Orin can tho

>>3814074 (OP)
Very good game, not as good as DOS2, but still quite impressive.

>>3823506
There is nothing impressive about it.
Compare the blockbusters made in the 2010s to this small scale unity tier testbuild and you see the pure decline.

>>3823519
The sheer system interaction here is very impressive, actually. The choose your own adventure action movies that were about 12 hours long are pathetic in comparison.

>>3821826
>>3822038
furfags havent changed

>>3823650
Based wolf sperg tornado

>>3821576
Why is consent even an argument about animals? They're beasts they won't get any mental trauma or negative consequences from sex. Only human women have these and the sources are deeply rooted in our human societies.

The real reason it's immoral is because it's disgusting, like you don't defend scatophiles by saying shit can consent

>>3825441
>Only human women have these
I heard that women are wet and are orgasming during rape, doesnt matter if its up their will to do so

>>3814074 (OP)
>Degenerate porn for coomers leads to retarded arguments about stupid shit.
shockedpikachuface.jpg

Anyway bg3 might be the first & last game which it's pure cringness filtering me, I just can't continue after act 1, thanks larian, for hiring the most gayest rancid shit writer named kevin vanord
I wish you fucking faggots burn in eternal hellfire after death

you turn to her and she gives you "the look"

what do you do?

>>3825576
no way fag

>>3814079
Each and every single one of us is guilty of genocide because we watched the Death Star destroy Alderaan and we did nothing to stop it.

>>3814094
Well not in that game anyway. It's pretty trivial magic in the tabletop. Most classes can get access to the spell or some class feature to do it if they want to.

>>3825476
Yes because it's only sex at the end of the day.
It's only rape when applied to concepts exclusive to humans like consent and the social consequences of losing your virginity to a stranger or having a kid with no father.