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Anonymous No.3826161 >>3826183 >>3826953 >>3827001 >>3827069
My player at just before act 1 end but keep reminding Baldurs Gate 3 is... fucking burden
steven universe tier uglyass openworld which is outsourced by jeets & chinks
'millennial writing' which is written by gayfaggotfurrypedophiles
yes it's good crpg indeed! but everything except it felt like pure dogshit
forgive my English, ima jap
Anonymous No.3826183 >>3826260
>>3826161 (OP)
At least make it board related
Anonymous No.3826260
>>3826183
>child replecement
Anonymous No.3826279 >>3826968 >>3827274 >>3828415
Nipanon, while I agree with you that Baldurs Gate 3 was indeed very disappointing, and a monkey’s paw mixture of the potential for greatness, with utter shit. However I’ve been through enough fanboy vs anti-fanboy slapfights here for that dead horse to be thoroughly beaten, and there’s really no novel grounds for new discussion about it, at least in the general sense.
>t. Liked the early access circa 2020, was horrified by the final release
Anonymous No.3826953
>>3826161 (OP)
>gayfaggotfurrypedophiles
Pedophilia is the only options not available in BG3.
Funny, it being the only thing that would make sense being commonplace and normal in a fantasy premodern setting and not being a mental illness like every other sexual option in the game
Anonymous No.3826968 >>3828415
>>3826279
>>t. Liked the early access circa 2020, was horrified by the final release
Yeah somehow relatable
Anonymous No.3827001 >>3828419 >>3830868
>>3826161 (OP)
The couple in the OP might be cringey but they're still better than the zoomer couples that either don't exist or are "polycules." Yeah would be nicer if they had a kid instead of just a cat, but they're a happy couple otherwise.
Anonymous No.3827069
>>3826161 (OP)
did you have a stroke writing this
>ima jap
no you're not
Anonymous No.3827274 >>3828415
>>3826279
>>t. Liked the early access circa 2020, was horrified by the final release
this.
Anonymous No.3828415 >>3828425
>>3826968
>>3827274
>>3826279
what changed and can you still play it?
Anonymous No.3828419 >>3830549
>>3827001
>partnered sex
As opposed to what?
Anonymous No.3828425
>>3828415
>what changed and can you still play it?
Mechanically the game is almost the same (they toned down things like getting advantage on ranged attacks from greater height, melee combat was silly with everyone leaping over each others heads to get a flanking backstab for advantage, and they copied Solasta’s “follow the leader” party jumping across chasms rather than BG3s original dumb individual leap orders for each party member) and no you can’t play it anymore, it was unfinished and only the first of three acts, which of course was by far the most polished.

What changed was the whole tone of the game. The overallstory and key characters were all repeatedly rewritten into a bland and unsatisfying soup with too many successive teams of chefs in the kitchen undoing previous writers’ work. At some point it feels like they got a bunch of millennial Marvel-brained writers, like I first realized something was wrong at launch when on the Nautiloid tutorial dungeon (now like a third of the original dungeons length) my main character quipped “I’ve got a lot on my mind… or, in it, I suppose.” They added a lot of woke CURRENT YEAR propaganda about multiculturalism and xenophobia and mass immigration by scum and so on. Race shifted dwarves and elves and humans to be like 50% nogs by volume. All just felt like a big bait and switch. I went into it optimistic and excited and gradually as the game dragged on, it broke my suspension of disbelief. I wanted to like it, but the game itself made me dislike it.
Anonymous No.3830451
bump only for shitting on roasties
Anonymous No.3830548
>ima jap
You're indonesian at best.
Anonymous No.3830549
>>3828419
As opposed to one night stands
Anonymous No.3830868
>>3827001
>Yeah would be nicer if they had a kid instead of just a cat,
Why are people so obsessed with wanting others to have kids? Especially with how many horrid, inattentive parents there are letting electronic devices raise their kids. Speaking as a former teacher, every time someone tells me they don't plan to have kids, I'm just thankful for all the teachers and administrators who will have one less brain-dead, dopamine-addicted sociopath to deal with in the future.