Thread 3863462

>RPG quest tells you to kill bears
>it's called "The Bear Necessities"

>quest to slay giants
>"The Bigger They Are..."

>quest asks you to kill your wife
>it's called "Let Me Axe You A Question"

Is it really that fun to make a thread just to dump your reaction images?

>>3863502
You can always go back to eddit if you don't like it here.

>>3863502
Based
>>3863535
cringe

>Quest is called Somewhat Damaged
>dialogue repeatedly references the lyrics
>you get the song stuck in your head the entire time

>>3863546
>Quest requires the approval of another player
>cheese it by samefagging

I hope they fix this exploit soon.

>>3863552
>Fantasy RPG
>quest makes reference to contemporary real-life popculture

>Quest requires making your first post on a message board
>gets pissed when someone doesn't agree with their message, blames "samefagging"

Game needs more mature players not manbabies.

>NPC takes too much pride in the dead community he's been wasting his last 10 years in
>Quest is called "No Refunds"

>>3863584
Why are you so pissy at a random 4chan thread? I don't get it.

>>3863502
yeah it's one of the better threads. because #relatable and decently funny. No ragebait and lies either

>>3863462 (OP)
Quest to kill a hobbit:
Don't trust him as far as you can throw him

>>3863605
It's probably some nigger teen who thinks we are his family or sth

>Mission is about going upwards inside a structure, sometimes using esotheric means and other puzzles
>Mission is called "Tower of Babel"

>>3863605
Who is the pissed one here?

>>3863462 (OP)
>quest to stop the necromancer
>"dead men tell no tales"

>>3863462 (OP)
>gotta blow some stuff up, PC
>quest is named "helter-skelter"

>you need to go up this building and kill this guy, PC
>quest named "elevator to the mezzanine"

>you need to find me a vinyl, PC
>quest titled "the fucked jam"

>assassinate high profile target, PC
>quest named "many men (wish death)"

>>3863462 (OP)
>>RPG quest
As opposed to non-RPG quests, on the RPG board

>>3863462 (OP)
>Quest is called to kill a mockingbird
>the prison section is the easiest part of the game

A local lord calls you in.
"My Captain is in peril, please go to his last known location and render whatever aid you can."
Quest begins: Saving Captain Brian

>quests sends you to find out whether X is a loyal supporter of the throne or he's scheming to overthrow the king
>"Quest accepted: The Betrayer"

>>3864079
>>quest titled "the fucked jam"
I don't get it

>>3864358
Captain dies, you fail the quest. Local Lord blames you for his death, throws you in to his dungeon. You are to be executed at sunrise.
Quest started: Escape from Shireshank

This thread makes me worried about naming a quest in my rpg From The Pit To The Pinnacle as a reference to Ghost. You would help some friendly undead.
>>3864369
This is good if it's a subversion and the "traitor" did nothing wrong or was falsely accused.

>>3864370
Jam is slang term for music.
Also a ween reference. All the quests are song references.

>>3864403
A good quest name can leave a long lasting impression. I still remember New Vegas and WoW quest names to this day.

That said be careful with puns. Puns can very easily put things into "reddit" territory.

>>3864574
>quest is called "bitch, where be the motherfuckin cheese go at?"
Sigh, yet another Ween reference

>>3864625
>That said be careful with puns. Puns can very easily put things into "reddit" territory.
Or worse. Into "Dragon Quest localization" territory.

>>3863462 (OP)
>quest to defeat a lightning elemental
>"Ride the Lightning"
>quest to stop a corrupt judge
>"And Justice for All"
>quest to destroy an ancienct weapon
>"Seek and Destroy"
>quest to stop a necromancer and his army
>"Master of Puppets"
>quest to defeat the lord of the abyss
>"King Nothing"
>quest to rescue someone from an ice cavern
>"Trapped Under Ice"
>final quest of the game
>"Fade to Black"

>>3864636
>quest to drink whiskey with your bros
>"Whiskey In The Jar"
>mfw

>>3864641
>it goes from a peaceful quest to an epic adventure that cuts you off from your inventory and your party for in game days.
>when you finally muddle your way through, your party comes through to save you
THE SUN IS RISING, MOTHERFUCKERS!

>>3864634
Give me an example.

>>3864636
>to the surprise of no-one all quests are actually just metaphors for drug addiction
Just imagine I posted an annoyed pepe.jpg

>>3864627
>mister, would you please help my pony?

>>3863499
What game it is?

>kill 10 wolves
>quest called "the boy who cried wolf"

>quest to kill the quest tribe
>it’s called “a tribe called quest”

>>3864636
Literally every quest in Cyberpunk

>>3865495
They named the quests after songs on purpose, anon

>quest to kill encroaching bear population
>it's called "Burden to Bear"

>I'm an FFXIVfag
>Chances are every single one of these quest titles listed in the thread exist in the game, whether it be from quests, FATEs or other means

>>3865722
So FF14 is a reddit game? Or at least the translation lol.

>>2189244
>Rescue the princess from a goblin's cave
>"One in the stink"

>>3865882
>enter the goblins cave for "one in the stink"
>optional objective: Visit the goblin matriarch's brothel
>do so
>quest begun: Hot shortstacks in my area?!?

>DnD game
>quest is called "The Die is Cast"

>>3866777
>thread game
>the quest is called "check 'em"

>quest to hunt wild game
>it's called "Oh Deer"

>>3864636
Why does this look like 80s rock IDubbz

>>3868726
It was the fashion at the time

>Mission or Quest to start a riot/stir up trouble/or start some sort of conflict
>"The Fire Rises"

>>3868731
it's a pretty timeless look.

>>3869216
nta and I highly disagree, I'd argue that some 80s aesthetics are timeless but I'd also say that they might not be and things are so bad and dystopian right now that I think a lot of people think its aesthetic or timeless due to nostalgia or just the whole idea that the 80s were a happier, simpler time. If we weren't living in a hellscape and culture didn't start to degrade, I would be willing to bet a lot of people would see it as outdated.