how are you doing my lords and ladies

>>1840988 (OP)
Is it true that I can kill anyone I want on 13th

https://pastebin.com/uwiPSfhK

Here's a couple links to some starter tutorials. A lot of the old tutorials seem to be down, does anyone know of any other guides?

>>1840988 (OP)
Business? Booming
Coffers? Full of gold
Borders? Aesthetic
Neighbours? Vassalized or allied
Population? Increasing

Hopefully I don't become the target of a bored Duke this Friday

>>1841510
Yes, lords and civilians become vulnerable.

I just made a new account after not playing since 2017.
>can't pick your starting spot anymore
>have to fork over cash just to explore the fog that takes up half your land
Nice to see Admin is still making stupid changes.

Regalia when? Or better yet, removal of regalia when?

>>1844172
Only members of the clique and some lucky few (definitely not r*ssians though, thanks lord admin) are allowed to have higher titles. And that's a good thing.

Friday the 13th starts in 2 hours, who are we killing tomorrow?

>>1848745
me apparently
I kinda forgot about it
didn't have much of worth anyway

Happenings of this scale will never happen again.

>>1840988 (OP)
What are the fags doing on Terra boadalasdjadsjasdn fuck the name. Should have called it something shorter and cooler.

should I make another account?

>>1851419
Depends on the situation I guess?

>>1851344
Minor scuffles with petty lords who try to subjugate every village in sight without trying any kind of diplomacy.
Two villages attack each other during Friday 13th, then both are slaughtered by a vigilante who had nothing to do with it.
Mors copypastes his city like 5 times.

>>1850935
>Rebellion seems kind of mid.

When Verdantia sinks, I wonder how the lads in the south will move about.

the game is in 3d now?

>>1852984
you can look at your domain in 3d
like everything else, it half baked and shitty

WTF Ingerland is the 2nd largest state in the game? How did that happen? I thought everyone stopped playing.

>>1853675
It remained the second largest failed state since people got bored of Ursalia.

>>1840988 (OP)
yo anyone remember the groidman house?

>>1854275
I remember looting one of the characters who was cobwebbed and collected a bunch of gibs since their character was admiral of Ingerland or something.

>>1852624
Speaking of Terra Borealis. How long do you think they will remain on it until they abandon the landmass?

>>1851419
>>1852549
I've want to make a second account to get more title slots, but I've been scared of getting banned.
Is that something mods are active about or no?

>>1855349
I've heard that you can get banned for it, but there are some that do it, with or without admin permission. But I don't to be on the safe side as I do not want to submit to them.

I think I am going to abandon terra borealis too much shotgun diplomacy

>>1854275
I remember Groid the rent seeker

>back during Ingerland prime days
>finally finish massive walnut orchard
>quit game immediately after
I was retarded

New continent dropped
It's pretty smol
Could find only one river mouth, it was already taken
Endor was better

>>1856375
No bigger than Britannia and Hibernia combined.
I don't think it is going to be a chill place.

break time is over, lads

>>1855349
Someone recently got suspended for it. Use a VPN if you really have to play on multiple accounts.

Why is the game so dead? It hasn't been this dead in years.

Admeme should increase title limit by like 5

>>1840988 (OP)
how do you get 3d view of city?

>>1864502
By giving adkek money
Just ask someone who has deposited money into his wine fund

>>1864502
LOL+ feature, little compass icon in the top right corner on the map, above the square and triangle

Inger on front page

>>1866350
Imagine falling so far that those on Terra Borealis represents what Inger once stood for.

>>1866366
I'm new to all this and don't know what Inger stood for.
What's the story on Ingerland? Is it just /vst/'s country?

>>1867348
A bunch of people from /vst/ started playing back in 2021 when the server was reset after the data centre holding the server burned down. This game has been around for like 15+ years and a lot of cliques and factions were created throughout the years, but somehow this group of autists who had no idea what they were doing became one of the largest and most powerful groups in the game. Ingerland is far less active than it was at its peak (as is the rest of the game) but >we are still around and still somehow manage to be top 5 in terms of population at any time.

>>1867371
Factions and cliques. Uhhh who are who currently?

>>1866366
From what I have seen lately, Terra Borealis has been the worst experience for new players due to the lack of proper diplomacy.

>>1866366
I don't even play anymore, just check occasionally to see if admeme finally grew a spine.

>>1866366
Terra Borealis is yet another doomed continent that will agonize after a year. As long as the sinking continents and current high-med nobility mechanics exist, there will be no joy and 'free Norf'.

>>1866366
>discord clique of d'Arborea
No thanks

ugh... mein großosakiums imperialis...

Nu-meta and market are shit.
Locked regalias (and regalia system in general) are shit.
Le circles are shit.
Civilian immunity is shit.
Sinking continents are OK in terms of breaking the stalemate but I would prefer the old system (full wipes) way more.

When player market existed, players had variety of how they can play.
They could develop their economy like normal people, they could exploit markets and become super-rich, ignoring the production aspect (at least the 'civilian' one) as a whole. Denarii had more value in general, you rarely could see someone having more than 100k in their treasury.

When circles didn't exist, players had the variety of how they could build or place themselves on the map. High titles should have remained the product of how well the player keeps his shit together in every aspect that truly matters. Being cockblocked by a cheeky discord count who knows nothing of war simply because you started off a couple months later than the continent was released is a truly shitty feeling. Have fun waiting another 3 months till the next continent release! Regalia? To make a Holy See you had to unite 100+ unique IP addresses under a single church. You had to larp and put effort. Nowadays this title is determined by RNG and your sucking skills, because chances are that regalia got into hands of one of tilean powerplayers.

Fuck admeme.

>>1868919
I agree. Do consider though that admin most likely does not share your goals.
Afaik Admin is completely focused on trying to get more political intrigue/drama going.
He seems unable to think of any game mechanics that achieve this, while the changes he does make fucks up other sides of the game that he doesn't care about.

Thing is, most people that are still playing aren't terribly bothered by this (especially those massive faggots that suck up to adkek)
So this game will not change as long as there is a large enough player base that gives admin lunch money.

>>1869937
Admeme has apparently already gotten another job to keep the lights on so things aren't going to change even if more people quit. He doesn't care. And frankly, listening to the playerbase might do more harm than good. The war part of the game has already been completely gutted making it so you're unable to kick someone out of the shitty hamlet they decided to place in your way and yet people STILL cry on the forums when you subjugate someone despite it doing literally nothing to them.

Terra Borealis is suddenly enforcing peace after they aggressively subjugated everyone.
>"Okay I just finished killing everyone, I am a nice guy now."

Honestly if you are role playing as a woman I fucking hate you so don't talk to me go and talk to the queers in your discord if you're bored

>>1872336
How do you feel about confirmed married woman roleplaying as cumslut for discord queers?

>>1841565
you vassalized other human players? i never played the game so no clue how it works
it always intrigues me but i always feel like i'd be filtered or invest too much into it

>>1872456
Talk to them on the same time or send a letter explaining the benefits of being in a big vassal chain. If they refuse to talk, subjugate them.

>>1872504
>time
tile

>>1868874
Is this Tilea? Wait, did tilea win?

>>1872634
depends, either tilia is dead or it's the classic everyone except me is tilean

>>1872634
It's darborea making his own tilea. Plus former drakaris/ecthelion licking different boots now.
>did tilea win
Boorg spend his last active months sucking up to Havoc. Litvin proclaimed that discord circlejerk is actually good the moment he got high nobility from them. Oh, and admeme implemented new mechanics to ensure only the right people get the relics.
The house always wins.

>>1867371
Home..... I miss the Abby of Azzborger

>>1866350
It's literally me lmao

>>1869937
>political intrigue
>no meme/lewd tickets
>can't even steal regalia
>can't even properly backstab except Friday 13th
>players are forced to join powerblobs that conquer the entire continents from the beginning if they want something more than a lordship and stick to said powerblob, otherwise they get stomped
I miss the old times

>>1872666
Soooo darborea is the newest homo to take the mantle... does that mean I am in the troon empire?

>>1873413
Eh, there are semi-independent blocks there, so it's not as bad as original samotras. But his gunboat diplomacy followed by "peace keeping" still shows his roots.

>>1873713
His roots? Sounds like a pompous ass that goons to his self importance.

I hope you already built all your forges and furnaces or you're now forever behind the ones who did. Very cool update.

>>1875515
Gotta love french logic. "More content for older continents!" means removing more and more shit from the first year. Coal also got nerfed to make coke stand out more (same fire bonus as old coal)

>>1875515
That is fucking cruel! so many weeks to wait to do anything.

>>1875536
What changes overall was done? No change log is not helping.

Looks like deforestation's back on the menu, boys

>>1875547
unlock weeks and bonuses from the buildings are all fucked
you now can't build a large forge until week 36 and the fire bonus is only +10, while a huge (now renamed to vertical) furnace can't be built until week 64
of course, your already built stuff doesn't break so the big boys who rushed their smelter towns are eating good

>>1875547
>>1875553
oh and before you think the build bonus changes might help level the playing field, no
a small forge now gives NO fire bonus and mediums only +5 so get fucked

>>1875553
But the continents don't last long enough to have the impact it needs to justify it being unlocked late. Did the Admeme at least adjust some of the stats to fix the economy?

>>1875555
Ah, that was probably to counter the 20 furnaces you see a mining village have.

>>1875556
yeah, he made it so updating your medium brewery into an urban one makes it objectively worse :)

>designated ERP rooms
Yep, this is exactly what the game was missing the most.

>>1875616
The bedrooms are separate, whoever heard of a king and queen sleeping in the same place? kek

are these new camps just for larp?

>>1875901
fortified camps have resistance to intrusion so you can use them to protect your troops in foreign territory overnight or cover your artillery, I suppose

Soooooo Mantolas, Terra Borealis and now Ursalia are in an mega alliance? What is next, Bermuda?! I think faggotry is at work.

>>1875536
Charcoal being better than coal is strange. Doesn't it make coal a dead resource until over 1 year into the continent?

>>1875619
>French dev
>Mandatory cuckoldry
Fucking hell.

>>1876043
You could argue that coal is cheaper as you only need to maintain miners, but charcoal production can be scaled up much more easily anywhere.
Coke being that good does balance it out, just good luck seeing anyone use it as barely anyone will stick around 1.5+ years on a continent.

>>1876083
Miners consume wood too, need the initial investment of wagons and can't be boosted by prayers
It honestly feels like you're better off ignoring it and not depleting your deposits until coke gets unlocked, assuming you're actually going to stick around for that long

>>1876088
The wood type/quality doesn't matter and you need a lot less of it. You also get an easy +65 to quality from deposit and all the equipment, at medium quality.
Meanwhile charcoal depends a lot on specific wood, so you either need your own woodcutter with good trees or buy it from the market. And if you add priest, that's 3 units doing the work of one for a small increase in final quality.

Changes to existing stuff:
More chairs for house upgrades.
Ships, boats, and barges require sails and lanterns.
Fire bonus reduced by 5 for forge, bakery, brickyard.
Small metallurgy bonus for blast furnace, lime burning for lime kiln, ceramics for brickyard. New highest level blast furnace is only available for like ~5 months before continent sinks.
Brewery got fire bonus but less brewing bonus. Last brewery "upgrade" is just downgrade kek.
Some buildings got renamed without stat changes.
Wooden bridge lifespan halved.
Palace buildings got more expensive overall.
Great hall second upgrade removed.
Candles and lanterns give furnishing bonus.
Fire bonus for coal reduced by 5.
Engineers got more equipment and skills, can be trained in barracks. I assume they are supposed to be your camp builders now.

I do wonder how many small tweaks happened in the past without anyone noticing. Some of this stuff has no relevance to new resources and mechanics.

>>1876275
Lots of background images got changed too

>>1876275
Engineers just became the all rounder to have in construction teams now.

>>1876401
Not too bad for crafting teams either, they're just missing turnery and leatherworking

This player next to me in ancoria is suspended, What does that mean for me?

>>1876607
It means they won't be able to play for the duration of the suspension. If it's long enough, they may even not be coming back. If they have no suzerain, I'd go ahead and subjugate them to keep their tax money until they either come back or the domain auto liquidates.

>>1876229
You don't need to match the quality of coal since charcoal has a better fire bonus now
I switched from 80+ coal into ~50 charcoal and my quality went up

>>1877370
>80 coal
+19.5 to fire
>50 charcoal
+20 to fire
Woah. I don't see it as a good alternative unless you have really good wood around. Needing extra units for practically the same effect is very meh.

>>1873713
Well shit, Candia fortress is gone, now how am I going to plan months long revolt, well to the east of the continent I guess…

>>1877381
It would help if there was a small tool tip to show what changes a percentage does.

>>1877583
Our investments into cannoncoin paid off

>>1877603
You know what they say about men and bigger guns. kek

>>1877583
With the way warfare works right now, those temples are far more useful than 100% keep. It's retarded.
Besides, "revolting" against the blob only works when you are a part of another blob. The whole reason tileans shat the bed when Ingerland first appeared was because there were a lot of us. That and being a decentralized hivemind, while a typical empire relies on a few autists to control its entire army.

any news about godson?

>>1881025
Heard his snails died

So you are ready for 3 more months of zombies, right?

>>1885870
The last ones haven't fully died either.

>>1885870
>3 months
How about entire year. Even after that southern continent with 1k zombies sunk we still have nearly 700 left between Ursalia and Mantolas. It will be even worse shitshow this year with all those inactive domains.

>>1840988 (OP)
>>>/vmg/
Why the fuck do you facebook-game-playing retards insist on making your threads for your shitty mobile game here? Fuck off.

Remember, it is canon that the zombie epidemic was caused by admin being a prolific spreader of HIV
Always shoot zombies from a safe distance while wearing a condom

>Phyrr still full of corpses
>Sinaret just got a bunch due to a perfectly-timed rebellion

>>1886161
Is that the play? Rebel and spread corpses on Terra Borealis, then flee to Ancoria.

>>1886203
Or you can just be part of the blob in TB, up to you. If you flee to Ancoria, build a lighthouse and trading ships so I can import food. My wages are at 300 and I'm worried the population might still get upset with the changes to consumption during the Winter.

>>1886206
My workers are leaving, does that mean the old wage is not enough?

>>1889849
It means they're unhappy. Either increase wages or have more supply of goods they want in your market through your own production or trade routes. It's getting pretty rough up here, I doubled my wages to 600 and my workers have lower happiness than before. Thankfully no one has left yet.

I hate this game with passion. For some reason it turned from a sandbox with many opportunities and paths admin made the most boring browser citybuilder that nowadays lacks politics and other meaningful interactions. Now this game can be played completely braindead. Want a peaceful farm? Ignore the neighbors, don't train soldiers and earn meaningless shekels. It doesn't matter who you pay taxes, you'll be paying them anyways. Want to become some med-high noble? Your military and diplomacy matters the least, just be among the first settlers, join a powerblob that pre-plans their influence zones all over the continent and build fast. Bonus points if you brainwashed someone or some clueless newb that greater good (tm) of your faction is more beneficial than being alone/trying to build your own group. You can also shower them with printed shekels so they stay for a while before leaving, realizing that whole game is just a platform for ego-stroking circlejerk.

Imaginary wars. Fake titles. Retarded straightforward politics with a single goal and no twists. Farmville with chat gpt written tickets and letters. Gay blobs over continents, meaningless aliances of gay blobs. Tilea won.

>>1890092
Not that I know much because I've never been a political bigwig but hasn't this always been the direction the game is going in?
A lot of people left when admin screwed the whole internal market / autarky thing people were doing way back.
Before that the new building degradation mechanic was the thing to seethe about.
Admin has always given priority to RP fag concerns and this game was never meant to be a wargame I think

>>1890190
24/7 RTS was always doomed to fail, even without preferential treatment and protectionism from moderation. But admeme screwed even with city builders with those retarded circles, so most domains look nearly identical. Really, I think the only thing going for lol is he accidentally managed to make it really addicting, so many people stuck with it despite all the problems.

What would your answer be?
https://www.landsoflords.com/forum//1073071

>>1891183
I like Lands of Lords.

>>1891183
Source code release when?

>>1891183
Godson won

>>1891183
I fully admit that the game is just farmville for medieval wannabes, but I don't care I love this stupid game.

>>1891183
I don't care anymore. Shitty moderation and inner clique killed it harder than any dumb design changes ever could.

>>1891183
KILL IT.
wasn't Karsk making his own LOL anyway?

>>1891183
If he's not paid then where does all the money for the premium features go

>>1891753
Server costs. The damn thing is written in PHP, the performance overhead must be horrendous.

someone should just re-do the game
it's a neat concept but the interface was honestly outdated 10 years ago when it was first released

>>1890315
why did admin even fucking add those circles?

>>1891667
>coder plays LOL
>gets pissed off and creates a LOL clone
A tale as old as time.

>>1892865
What are some LoL clones? I only know Ymir dev used to be a big figure.

>>1892865
Where the fuck is it anon!

Is admin going quit now or not?
Should I start writing an eulogy?
It isn't all that good for your player count / revenue to say "feeling cute, might ditch the game later"

>remove building and organisation circles
>redo high nobility requirements so that you either need to possess a certain regalia, have a certain number of unique IPs as vassals or have a minimum number of total vassals (so 3 possible ways to fulfill the requirement)
Admin should run an experiment where he makes these changes and see how player engagement changes. He already makes changes with far reaching consequences on a weekly/monthly basis, so why not shake things up and let the remaining players have some more freedom.

ded game

>>1903214
then why go out of your way to bump a dead thread without having anything to add to the discussion?

The temporary continents make sense when you realise admin makes so many economy changes over time that you need to do a hard reset of your domains to get them to be profitable again.

>>1905374
From what I gather, the economy is fluctuating because the Emperor of Terra Borealis whines to the upper crust.

>>1840988 (OP)
All downhill from here.

I'm not playing a game called Lands of Lords.

>>1906251
Called it!

>>1908351
I see you've found admin's new fun and engaging PvE elements.

The NekoJihadists of Ancoria seem to have given the game some life. I hear they have the emperor/pope of Terra Borealis screaming to the Russians to do something, which could be good because it means he isn't screaming at the Admin to further kill the game with bad economics.

At least the French got BTFOed and Karsk-Lorimus deleted their accounts.

Hi! (Sorry for my bad english) I am a New , I wish to ask if There is any Pornography i can find here, as it is outlawed in my country. Thanks in advance!

>>1910577
Nice try, tranny, but it's you who is killing the game. Enjoy larping on empty server, I guess.

you either die a hero or live long enough to become the tranny

anyone dead yet?

>>1912407
Yeah, the game :^)

>>1912418
it feels a bit flat but I don't really post here much any more or go outside my domains or even read tickets for that matter so as long as fuckmin lets me do my crops this is fine
how is inger?

>>1912430
Same basically, just trying to make a town in desert shithole. At least he nerfed NPCs so I don't have to replace entire squads of quarrymen every day.

>>1912438
anconia or whatver the the fuck it's called is pretty sweet for meadows and five star plains
nothing but granite too we're hard as fuck

GAME NEED FULL RESET
LIKE FULL
TOTALITY
NO DISCUSS.

Might have accidentally killed the wrong guy.
Senility strikes again

>>1910577
They weren't fucking around when they declared a holy war, and boy did I find out.
They wiped out my whole family yesterday, but I totally agree they've given life to the game. I ain't even mad, I've never been more invested than now.

explain the politics of ancoria to me

i'm thinking it's ymir time

what is tessara like?

there is no fucking way a database query on a game this size should take this long

>>1918599
What are you cooking?

>buy 15 m^3 of bricks
>price 133 per m^3
>sell 15 m^3
>price 7 per m^3
Do I just wait until the market un-fucks itself or can I create fake demand/supply myself?

>>1918653
boiled frog

>>1919006
bricks are for people who have clay or the surplus denars to buy clay and run it through a village or town brickworks

Is the site fucked up for anyone else? I can't even log out.

>>1919605
yes but I can see my piggery rendered in 3d now trust the plan

well that went well

now that the dust has settled who will play Ingerland in the inevitable remake?

>>1922466
What remake? I don't expect one right now.
Admin is too busy feeling sorry for himself to decide on anything.
Anyway, I don't think you should join a new Ingerland.
Most of the current ingers aren't really like the earlier ones and could regrettably / most accurately be described as massive faggots.
Maybe that's a bit too harsh but you guys are still pretty lame nowadays.
There isn't much that distinguishes Ingerland from all the ESL/grognard factions.

>>1922857
what faction are you in chief?
I just joined my big domains to the french church so I could build in peace but I kept a guy out for hijinks if you are on ancoria

Godson will be the next king of Ingerland

Godson will be the next queen of tilea

>>1923326
I'm indie right now because I don't have much going on in LoL after Endor sank. I've been with the slavs and the french.
Slavs are pretty chill and just let me do my own thing but YMMV.
I don't know how the french are these days, but back when I was with them they had these autistic spreadsheets that detailed a unit quotum for each domain to provide as levy, including my dinky little villages, which was pretty based.
Really any faction is fine if you can avoid the narcissistic twats.
>but I kept a guy out for hijinks if you are on ancoria
I made some domains in southern Tessaria, but Ancoria has the better climate / more stuff happening so you'll do fine there.
I wanted to find some jungle but there isn't any in Tessaria me thinks

>>1924318
yeah i was indy until week 13 which was a pretty good effort if you see my neighborhood
to be fair nobody really tried to gangrape me into their click but that might be more to do with the declining power of the clicks
any way have fun on tessara bro this is actually not a bad game if you set some boundaries
I'm pretty polite to everyone who writes or visits but fuck being dragged into discord wank or being micromanaged

anyone not from tessara and ancoria still use these threads?

>>1924664
>I'm pretty polite to everyone who writes or visits but fuck being dragged into discord wank or being micromanaged
Yeah I agree. To be clear the french didn't give me much trouble, they didn't really care what I did with my villages.
I just found it funny they tried to min-max everything so fanatically, I'm way too lazy for that.

Sometimes control freaks lead to good gameplay, for example: I once was setting up a lighthouse etc. to supply the people upriver with higher quality weapons to give them an edge in their war.
Their opponenent noticed this though so he came to me demanding I stop building the lighthouse or else he'd attack me. I then had to wiggle my way out of that confrontation. THAT's good gameplay.
(In the event the war was over quickly and then nobody could be bothered by my weapon trader gig. Also trading in general is mostly vanity. It doesn't do much)
To contrast: I once was running a woodcutting operation (as you do). Some oldfag didn't like this, but instead of telling me this he did 0 rp and sended one of his goons to kill my civilians and then tried to gaslight me into thinking it was my fault, lmao.

>>1925224
the french are pretty easy to get along with they just want to role play and I'm role playing as a hermit who just wants to improve his lands and hates being told what to do so we're getting along well!

Godson will overthrow the Bergman dynasty and become the next tsar of russia

>>1891183
>no WIPs since

lordbros...

Now that the dust had settled who will play admin in the inevitable remake of land of lords?

>>1926046
That's normal, he cooks is groomcord, then unleashes poorly thought out updates on hapless masses.

2025 time to join tilea and brutalise all my puny neighbours

This game seems kino if there was a faction that would settle on a singular culture to larp as for consistent names.

>>1926897
I always thought of it like a Jack Vance dying earth style thing where a small number of bored nobles enact wildly historically inaccurate vanity projects that they are constantly abandoning for the latest trend at the end of time

Newb here , can i transfer monies from 1 hamlet to another?

>>1927150
Not directly, but you can drop resources and drag it onto character to carry to another domain. People usually use gold because it's light and doesn't lose value on resale as much.

>>1927167
>gold because it's light

>>1927283
Gold because it has a high value to weight ratio, sir autismo

>>1927150
put your lords on horses, sell shit and turn it into gold and silver and deliver by pony express
you need a cart guy to move bulk resources to where they can make you the most money from auto as well

How active is the President of Ingerland?

fucking snow man

Ingerland are you ok?

>>1928828
No

>>1929013
daijobou egaorando

what's the deal with the Nekos?

nobody remembers tilea

the real tilea was godson

The real Godson's were the Tileans we made along the way

now that the dust has settled who will play ingerland in the inevitable reboot?

>>1931798
My bets are on Lech

>>1932463
polan stronk

give me all your meadows

week 16, the week he ran out of ideas

What's the current situation? I'm thinking of getting back in the game and just doing low effort villaging and shitposting. What are the "inevitable reboot" posts alluding to ?

>>1934636
>What's the current situation?
Getting in-game benefits for being in the right trooncord is now an actual game mechanic. The rest of admeme fuck ups fade in comparison.
You can still cause disproportional amount of seethe just by making funny posts though.

>>1934636
varies from island to island
low effort villaging and shitposting is very doable on a new island or a very old island but you'll want some kind of military if you want to keep shitposting in style once all the alliances set on your new home
if you build fast, have a minimal diplomacy skillset and a couple stacks of pike you'll be fine

Who will play Hawkwood in the inevitable reboot?

fucking noobs don't even know to click on the management button then click on the resources button then click on the "on the market" tab" then click on the arrows so the shit that is on the market actually appears then buy one of every grain and one of every fruit so they can actually start farming and planting orchards fucking retards lol

today i will milk my cows

The deepest lore is that Hawkwood and godson are the same person

>spawn in
>dont have access to the market
what causes this

>>1938423
You're jobbing to the UI, forgot to press the arrows and select all categories on the market, classic noob error.
Also if you try and buy anything don''t forget to click outside the box you type the number in after you enter it and before you click buy or it might not work!

>thread goes senile
Post your old, dead domains.
Did you know that recalling old memories is used as therapy for people with dementia?

>>1938950
I never bothered to screenshot my domains because I never was quite happy with them. Have an old shitshack gathering instead.

>>1938954
>I never bothered to screenshot my domains because I never was quite happy with them
Yeah I get that. I thought an island with mansions (top right) would be nice but it kinda looked like ass after I build it imo.
And it's a pain to change anything significant in this game after you've build it.
Before this one I never bothered to screenshot domains either, but this town was such a chore to build that it felt like a waste not to lol.

week 17 feels a lot like week 16 ngl

>>1891667
>Karsk
who? i don't recognize that name.

>social sanbox rts turned into farmville
What happened to le société anyways? Where are my family executions, domain razing, competing and small communities, meme tickets and personas, and actual diplomacy with intense plots and backstabbing? Why are people so sensitive and hostile to one another at the same time?

Back in my day, a game was a game, and only a few were taking dramas inside of it personally. Nowadays it feels like scrolling Twitter.

What happened, frens? Was it the covid vaccine? Was it joos? Was it a quantum leap to a parallel universe where everyone is dumb?

Save us Sam Hyde.

>>1943340
The fuck are you talking about? Every single war was about some OOC conflict from the very beginning. And you know why, because combat gameplay sucks donkey balls, so the only reason you'd put up with this shit if you were really butthurt about something.

>>1943340
what island are you on?
Ingerland is fucking dead but if you make something new and it looks like fun I'll join

>>1943801
>Ingerland is fucking dead
How could Ingerland be dead when we just got a pope?

>>1943810
oh you guys are alive?
I wrote to you two weeks ago answer your fucking mail

why not just rename yourself Little Osaka, the only active players are Tilea alts lmfao

>>1943810
>handmedowns from darborea
>we
roru
gotta love when random orbiters claim to be the real ingerland when it's been dead since the war with russians on ursalia.

>>1943937
make a new ingerland with blackjack and hookers?

>>1943970
I'd join if there are funny tickets and chill vibes

>>1944017
The funniest tickets ever were Godson spamming Hawkwood was trying to molest him in SAMOA CAPS with absolutely zero chill though

tell me the lore behind nekos vs arborea

Death to tilea

>There is nothing new this week

hon hon hon

>wood won't go into store
>oh well I'll bring a cart over
>cart only carries 9 wood
>oh well better get started then
>please wait 45 seconds
this is why nobody else plays your game and I'll have to drop it as soon as simmerfagging is over and uni goes back
why not just call it Land of Time Wasters, fucking retard

peters wasn't like the others

you HAVE to give your houses windows and furniure now ffs

>>1963413
trust le plan

I want to have sex in this game

>>1963903
bruh all the npc courtesans were canonically sex-changed from male serfs and half the "ladys" are dudes who want to groom you in their discord for ERP
this game is for time wasting autists who enjoy repetitive tasks and flaming homos only

I pretty much haven't played since the new continents started being a thing, is the game worth returning to?
>can economy/demands be automated or do you still have to log in daily to do a bunch of clicking
>how long until the next continent spawns?
>is the game still clique central (lmao)?

>>1890190
But RPfags are the ones who suffer the most with the amount of big gameplay changes that seem to be purely in response to the constant arms war with metafags and minmaxers.

>>1965645
it's aiight
yes in theory, yes most likely
spring?
the french will roleplay with anyone, italians and spaniards are the cliquiest imo, Ingerland looks dead but every time I say this someone says "no we're still alive" so fiik, russians are still plotting revenge and will work with anyone they don't dislike, and tilea is pretending it doesn't exist any more

well done retard now nothing goes into storage

future is now old man

>>1972830
prise the postal system out of my cold, dead hands!

>>1972830
Based Tilean gods. Ingerchuds would rather sit in their shacks and not talk to anyone.

i'm too scared to look at the facebook players, I don't want to know, for the love of God I don't want to see

>>1972830
Ingerlandbros... We lost...

>get curious and open the game to have a look around the map for the first time in a while
>there's a subcontinent named Loligos
>Ingerland evidently didn't begin a mass exodus there the moment it appeared
Ingerland has fallen...

oh fuck i'm totally box-cucked

>>1840988 (OP)
How to not get bored with this? Every time I tried I abandoned my holdings only to find them ruined later.

>>1988483
you must embrace the autism and click your life away, only the truly obsessed will see the end of the war
the main point of the game however has nothing to do with the shit you build, it is actually a game of diplomacy, which means you have to be autistic enough to spend thousands of hours clicking away to keep your population growing and not autistic enough to build a reliable network of allies

>decide to come back for the new continent on a whim
>when I look around my neighbors are basically all russions
Has the new continent been claimed by one of the big cliques or did I just start in a particularly bad spot?

>>1993466
If you look around and see russianos around you, you're lucky. Because otherwise you could hear the stench of tileans around you lol
This continent promises to be quite active, many different groups have gone there. The biggest are the russian artecia and the spanish/portuguese tileans

>>1993598
True enough lol. At least the russians were fairly friendly with us during ye olde days of Ingerland.
Was hoping for a more quiet empty continent with maybe some small time conflict with neighbors, but I just wanna farm for christs sake so I'm content just ignoring all the big action going on around me and watching from the sidelines.

Which ruler would make the best waifu? I bet the Queen of Neko-Albion stinks good.

What is bros official stance on Boorg right now?

>>1985804
>loligos
based

>>1997241
Wherever the loli goes
so go i

>>1999730
https://www.landsoflords .com/map/10270E10481N

Is anyone from Ingerland still playing this?

>>2006261
yea, they're playing on ursalia

>>2006261
I returned for the new continent since I had a craving for citybuilding. No idea how active it is up at Ursalia though, seems pretty quiet there.

>>2006594
Do you happen to live near széprubina ? I am here in western Altavera and it feels like all my neighbours are Russians/Spaniards already in their own alliances.

>>2006834
I'm off on Eldoria but it's pretty much the same story here.

>come back after 2 years
>game has barely changed and it's still impossible to understand for new players
>still slowly dying off because admin's too retarded to make it a phone app
Undeniable proof that French people are stupid

>>2007187
>still slowly dying off because admin's too retarded to make it a phone app
The game basically hasn't been updated for months because he's doing exactly that.
Allegedly, anyway.

>>2007624
I have seen the screenshots, it's mostly complete. However, it's iOS only. The proud Frenchman might decide to not release it, if it's just for US-made phones.

>liquidate one of my hamlets because I wanted to switch the location slightly for aesthetics
>a new player spawns in during the hour or so I was waiting for tokens while founding it
Guess I've been trolled by admin yet again kek. RIP my 97% quality granite, you will be missed.

>>2008044
>However, it's iOS only
How fucking retarded is he? It's like he WANTS the game to die.

Is there nobody else who's actually competent to just steal his idea?

Aventura didn't do it.

'til the land sinks

>>2007187
>phone app
nigga open a browser

Ancoria here
report in you fucking faggots I want to know which islands the board is on these days

Any Borealis Boys in here? The snows melting, what're ya growin'?

The silence from Ursalia is deafening I guess they all went back to whatever the korean version of reddit is lmfao

>>2020011
>>2020055
>>2020074
Is it time to make a new Ingerland?

>>2020082
eh maybe but it gets worse every time it moves
prime ingerland was hyperia even nessos got shit fast after laterino

Good morning sirs, greetings from Novastra
There is no free space for newfrens here or in Ancoria, so I suggest that if you want to move, move to Tessara, or wait for the next continent

>spawned in altavera
It's over.

>>2020361
i'll send a guy
altavera will be the new hyperia
all this peace and prosperity on ancoria is really bugging the shit out of me

>>2020752

i slep through it all
what is hyperia

>>2021284
little island south of nessos where ingerland started, but the russians took it so they went to the frozen norf

>>2021414
кussians are bad now?
when I played tilean were world evil
they acted like retard

>>2021438
Nawww the Russians are based.

>>2021438
Their excuse is that they thought we were "some other group". If they thought we were t*leans it was honestly a pretty good excuse in hindsight.
Is Hawkwood still doing his gay ERP sessions?

>>2021559

Did they attack you because thought you were tile*ns?
Hawkwood is now continuing to write gay erp fanfics
His account went online in early March, so he's watching other people do erp

>>2021827
wait hawkwood is back?

>>2025518
I don't think so. He didn't create new characters. Buddies told me when they saw him online. They were reading some of his tickets and saw.
So he's just silently observing (and probably gathering ideas for ERP)

christ i'm so fucking bored

Can you conquer territorial domains now (as in expel the owner)?

>>2029794
nah bro only circle

i wish i had more high quality chickens

you either dies a hero or live long enough to become the tilean

welp here we go

>>2035404
fake moustache nice

Which continent has least discord trannies? I just wanna chill and build and not interact with axe wound freaks.

>>2040138
>muh trannies reeeeeeeeeee
just how hard did hawkwood mindfuck you?

The fuck, there are now dragons?

my new town
everyone except zijhtoff welcome of course

Godson won

>>2044664
i was suspended

why did everyone just give up on fighting back on Frigos

i have just taken a large amount of gold and two pigs from tilea
this will cover 5% of the reparations owed to me over the tilean attacks on churchhaven

>>2044988
Does the admin keep banning you when you make a new acc?

Who is the new Tilea? what continent are they at?

>>2047305
>Who is the new Tilea?
Everyone
>what continent are they at?
Everywhere

>>2047302
yes

Where can I find the history for /vst/ Lands of Lords factions and cliques?

Why does employing more workers of the same variety decrease the quality of my produce when they have all the necessary skills required?

>>2051287
First faction was Roma. To an extent. Leadership was familiar with imageboard culture and they had threads here and there, trying to recruit. In 2021, they and Thule tried to forge alliance between imageboard factions but made questionable decisions, like passing the Ice Crystal to Boreans (Tilea).
There was only one 'official' /vst/ faction. Ingerland. And it peaked in 2021. First, the Great Migration to the Norf (Nessos) due being kicked out of Krytos by paranoid Hyperion. Notable personas and meme posters, meme wars (Noah Back and Gurdsson), inner coup (Sneed accepting archducal hat from tileans). Many people left when they realized that, as any other niche RP games, LoL has many flaws and control freaks, ruining the fun for the rest of people.
There also was a faction from Russian imageboard, 2ch, which made comeback as Thule in 2021 and cooperated with Ingers. Allies to Hyperion, another russian faction. They also couldn't handle the bias in mod team and autism of their opponents and left immediately after losing their key regalias to Borea.
Frigos kingdom was cool, brought some memes, but, at the same time, it's where the point of no-return has been reached. Even more notable personas left, and, since then, /vst/ people are mostly under Arborea or are hanging around in other factions mostly doing citybuilding stuff for autism sake.
Hyperion, well, was formed by paranoid leadership familiar with imageboards and had many normie members recruited by YT ad campaign. The leadership died off, but the legacy still lingers and constantly transforming, forging unexpected alliances (like becoming allies with the remaining Septan players) here and there.

gallet and her world-famous pussy

>be boomer formerly known as Madness
>try to come back after multi year hiatus
>new account verification email won't send
For fuck

Do abandoned houses need to be in a certain building zone before I can buy them?

>>2052665
I think you can purchase them at any range within your domain. Need to be connected to the domain center by a road to be fully functional though.

>>2052349
>admin hates Madness
It's over...

How long until the next continent drops?

>>2056699
2 weeks

>>2056749
Thanks, do you think it will be busy or have people already settled down on the other continents?

>>2057615
Probably busy with Arborea and his crew. And the Russians, of course, they set foot on any new dropped continent.

Why the fuck can't I get oranges from my mature orange trees? There's no option to harvest. This doesn't happen with any other fruit tree.

>>2058236
Have you paid your orange tree tax yet?

>>2058756
what is that supposed to mean

>>2059428
What do you think it means?

what happened between Zijthoff and d'Arborea?

the Pope ATE the PAPAL TIARA!
funniest shit i've EVER seen

Is there a delay to the automatic sale money?
It took half my stock but I only got money from manually selling what was made

>the brotherhood liquidated
Fug

>saved up quite a few tokens to explore new continent
>just learnt its lol+ only
fml

i swear you need a degree to harvest fruit in this stupid fucking game

why do my fruit trees suddenly not allow me to pick anything? it's been more than 7 days.

>>2076663
temperature is probably too high