Thread 2086343

How fares your empire /gsg/?

This week in history:
July 6, 1938 – The Évian Conference opens on July 6, 1938, discussing Jewish refugees fleeing Nazi Germany. Most countries refuse to accept more Jews.
July 7, 1942 – Jews of Rovno (Rivne, Ukraine) are rounded up and later massacred at Sosenki forest by German forces.
July 8, 1941 – Lviv pogrom ends with estimates of 4,000–7,000 Jews murdered by Ukrainian nationalists and German Einsatzgruppen.
July 9, 1941 – Białystok massacres: Daluege addressed policemen gathered at the city stadium, emphasizing their role in the mission to destroy Bolshevism. He declared their campaign as crucial, stating, "No other campaign is as important as yours. Now Bolshevism will finally be eradicated, for the greater good of Germany, Europe, and the entire world."
July 10, 1941 – The Jedwabne massacre: where hundreds (estimates range from 300 to 1,600) Jews are burned alive in a barn by local Poles under German supervision.
July 11, 1942 – "Black Sabbath" takes place in Salonika, occupied Greece. 9,000 Jewish males from the ages of 18-45 are forcibly assembled at Liberty Square in the center of the city. While they wait standing, they are forced to adopt squatting positions and beaten if they fell over. About 2,000 are sent to do forced labor for the German Nazi regime.
July 12, 1941 – Słonim Ghetto: German units and local collaborators begin conducting a major pogrom, killing several hundred Jews in the first wave of mass executions.

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>>Willy
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>>2086299
sloooooow

saxons, the least crypto cryptos

>>2086342
>Depends who you are talking about in Africa.
all non-whites in africa were smelly
>Europe at the time of the fall of the Roman Empire had most of its population believing that baths and swiming in water would give you all sort of illness.
that's because rome was degenerate, a side-effect of civilization which they developed from egypt and greeks, both smelly and degenerate
they brought the curse of civilization upon europeans which would slowly snowball the world into the dystopian tranny eras that you see towards the downfall of monarchy
>The Vikings and Norse settlers groomed themselves and brought soap to the Anglos.
i know, they were some of the least smelly and you could actually consider them actual people
>Also, at some point the Muslim came around in Africa and one the main things to do before praying is a total ablution, 5 times a day for the 5 prayers.
smelly swine powdering themselves in perfume and doing cucked things like interrupting your life with prayer five times a day
>I very much doubt Europe was better than Africa at this point regarding general hygene.
doesn't take away from the inherent stench that africans secreted in their nasty bodies

desu africa seems like a sticky and stinky place too hot too humid

you're right
sticky and smelly don't go well together
stinky and smelly are basically the same
hot and smelly don't go well together
humid and smelly don't go well together
africa for the smelly
europe for europeans

remember when varg said an angel of light saved him from imminent demise on a bike jump kerfuffle
was it Christ or was it baldr?

i don't believe i watched that episode
too bad jewtube took his videos down

post otter 2025
or otter 225

South forest bantus

i watched that already
insane amount of defenses, empty boulevards and city squares, actually rich housing for rural/suburban areas

I've played CKII for quite a while and have gotten big into merchant republicing; I kind of want to bring it forward to the next era-- is the EUIV Starter Pack on steam enough to enjoy the game, or is it missing anything which people consider fairly essential?
I want to mostly mess around with trade and colonization

The anon in the previous thread is fucking retarded. Why would you play a game that specifically advertises itself as trying to represent the politics and intrigue and medieval dynasties and families, and then proceed to say "uhmm akshchually ck2 is only better in what both games were literally advertised to do, ck3 allows me to conquer the heckin world and reform my religion!!"
really doe?

from the point of view of medieval dynasties*

the baton passes to gsg for future cutting edge comedic remedies
so far, not so good

a vocaroo a day keeps the antichrist at bay

i hope to be the newman to tranjan's jerry

>wake up
>skim through americans arguing which bad game is better
>americans made a shit new thread while the core populace of gsg was asleep
why are they like this?

they're american

>american
canadian
there's a difference (i'm learning)

a canadian is from north america therefore american
a chileano is from south america therefore american

they're both american you peruvian skank

french canadians are latin americans

Are the inhabitants of St-Pierre and Micquelon latin americans as well?

they're latin
they're from america
so obviously yes

i'm not peruano i'm slovene

you're a swarthy latino in an alpine body

no that's romanians
i'm slavic, not a drop of german blood (i hope)

I couldn't imagine someone being proud of being slavic.

slavs are just steppe romans

welcome to /gsg/, i hope you'll like it here
after a while you will witness balkan nationalism to rival youtube comments

i'm albanian
my father converted from islam to pravoslavism so that pakistanis stop calling him "brother"

and me? i'm cute and bulgarian.

how cute?

^this is what's killing /gsg/
consider lowering your intake

/gsg/ is doing just fine

i always knew you were a faggot anonymous

well it's not

i wish i was a gay

slavs at least have a soul
there is no difference between a communist chinsse drone and the average germanic

slavs are the most soulless creatures next to chinks though, at least russians are.

and you're a klaus schwab fanboy

>>2086492
if russians were soulless they wouldn't seed

wtf this is rape

not even close, krauts are in fact mindless drones connected to a hivemind
they can switch between pr*testantism communism progressivism globohomo and you won't see the difference
no different that a han chinesse being whipped around by manchus

>Victorian era
>germans kill Europeans
>ww1
>germans kill Europeans
>ww2
>germans kill Europeans
>cold war
>germans kill Europeans
>European Union
>germans vote to kill Europeans
why are jews bad again?

they're germans

jews made them do it

post Tibet

>Victorian era
>jews start wars
>ww1
>jews start wars
>ww2
>jews start wars
>cold war
>jews start wars
>European Union
>jews vote to kill Europeans
*germans are jew tb h

what about it?

good posts

Nigga, while im'st German and Had my Kundalini-Awakening, i can safely say that my slav work-colleagues are the soulless ones...
My German colleagues Had atleast a damaged Grey Aurafield full of suffer around them...

Free them germany

me, i'm a slav and have experienced the kirgiz light, i am awakened
most people of any race are just hylics

vgh... tibetumms, the aryan homeland... only the faustian man has the will to find the ark of the covenant where buddah left it under the black sun...

so true dude black sun is at the north pole doe, whats hidden in tibet is the entrance to shambhala otherwise known as agartha

the entrance to shambhala otherwise known as agartha is hidden as your mom's gaping butthole

the ss actually drilled into agartha during the war
the gnomes from there helped the germans build the v2 rocket

hit a nerve

>>2086347
My religion is Norse but the 800 year event where the viking age starts grants costal conquest and Im controlling Saxon territories not Norse so I dont get to have more boats which honestly just sucks.

>>2086348
Another Saxon player lets gooo, very nice borders btw

I just don't understand how you play Victoria 3 as a minor country and fuck everyone around

1) Start as Mexico, build only infantry to try to win against USA - they outnumber you anyway
2) Start as Mexico, go grow you economy - USA outgrow you and fuck you up taking everything up north

(do no recommend starting as major it's no fun)

Also constant deficit of fucking wheat makes me sick
Also why the fuck I spend so much money on the building shit if I have surplurs of wood and fabric? Game retarded

>>2086540
So just walk there

you're not supposed to play victoria 2

>>2086544
Im playing CK2, you cant simply walk there. My plan is to prepare an invasion against the Ummayad or Abbassid blob, from here I will snatch the kingdom of Africa. I think I will go either Norse or Amazigh since the Saxons culture doesnt allow me to raid, since I really want to play a Vandal kingdom but considering waht another anon said to me, the Gothics are the closest to what the Vandals were.
I might as well go back from my plans and re-do it in 867 as Haesteinn, convert to Gothic culture to have a quicker an easier time.

Its been a long time since I played a pagan, I didnt remembered these cool events.

>>2086547
>Im playing CK2, you cant simply walk there
You literally can
>I might as well go back from my plans and re-do it in 867 as Haesteinn, convert to Gothic culture to have a quicker an easier time.
Stop copying me nigger

>ruler of gothia
>is not of the saxe-coburg-gotha house

>>2086421
>>2086421
>>2086421
just pirate it w/ fitgirl
trade is linear and the way it works is nothing like trade lmao it's retarded
colonization in the americas is a button click until your colony has 5 provinces then they turn into a colonial vassal like genoan brazil for example
colonization in africa and asia is like island hopping and beating up weaker armies
everywhere in the world it plays the same really, your resources grow linearly then you beat up small guys around you to... get more resources! that's it
colonization gets boring and becomes a chore real fast for example you play as portugal and you thought getting gold producing provinces in west africa would be nice, then you get slightly rich and then what? there's really nothing to spend your money other than buying ck3 tier buildings that give more money and manpower flat or hiring more army and navy
the only fun thing to do in the game is the first 100-200 years playing in europe
lastly you dont need dlc if you just wanted to play as colonial nations. dlcs only give bonuses to make the game easier

>>2086548
>You literally can
Not unless you start as the Theodricing, which I choose for RP, mix of history research on my part and also because their coat of arm fits a Vandal noblehouse .
I personally didnt start as a Nomad Ashina with their Merc bloodline, conquered Crimean Goths and did a tribal invasion to make things even more simpler.
>Sardegna e Corsica coat of arms renamed into Gothia
Absolutely disgustang.
>Stop copying me nigger
An anon advise me to take Gothic culture. >>2086111
Besides, everything is wrong here in your pic. You wont see me copying you in any way shape or form.

vgh... she saw my gross germany and liked it... we've reached the good ending...

>she saw my dead meme and [HEADCANON]
yikes

>w/ fitgirl
grim

yeah? her repacks are literally the safest

>her
just download a scene release, instead of a scene release repackaged into a matrioshka doll of .rar files

anyone remember the gsg archive?

Should I pull the trigger and get EU4? I played EU3 in the past but nowadays I only play CK2.

it's bad but you might as well try
it's not like you have a limited bandwidth, so there's no harm in trying

no, just wait for eu5

>>2086553
>Not unless
Declare a coastal province conquest, then walk to the province.
>I personally didnt start as a Nomad Ashina with their Merc bloodline, conquered Crimean Goths and did a tribal invasion to make things even more simpler.
Pretty sure it was just a Crusade.
>Absolutely disgustang.
It's a St. George Cross quartered with niggers, it's the perfect CoA for Christians in Africa.

this thread is just as shit as the 17 other times i visited it

the op is shit but the thread is fine
certainly much better than all the other threads on /vst/ except for the SMAC one

>puzzle-piece underwear
>box full of toys
is she autistic?

>literally called aspie-chan
>gee i wonder if she's on the spectrum

>aspie-chan
i don't keep up with literal who memes from other boards
/gsg/ is my board
/gsg/ is my thread
/gsg/ is home

/gsg/ is also my home but i'm not a hikikomori

same
my life is more irl now than it has ever been

i meant in the context that i use other parts of the internet as well

>>2086567
>Declare a coastal province conquest
You cant do it until the year 800, Saxons got no boats too. I will re-start but I have nice character doing evil shit.
>Pretty sure it was just a Crusade
Not saying its flase, but your character is an Ashina with Gothic culture also it's easier to get both through conquest and prepare invasion as Nomads.
Ashina are really good to fuck around with, their merc bloodline make every large kingdom even more powerful with permanent levy increase.
>it's the perfect CoA for Christians in Africa
There arent any nigs in north africa it really doesnt fit the Vandal theme imo. I guess it could work for an ignorant christian from the 10th century.

oh
nah, fuck that
all i need is fb to keep in touch with my few normalfag friends from highschool and my jewtube and my whatsapp and my twitch

wtf i just found out pepsi stopped selling non-light cola altogether
all pepsi is not sweetened with sucralose and acesulfame k

*now

yes, i'm not drinking shit with sweeteners in it, hence the wtf

>poison, c12h22o11
:|
>poison, c2h5oh
:O

*mouth burns from rolled up cinnamon stick*
hoooooo boy

>the op is shit
the previous one with shit thumbanil was way worse

could someone explain the op picture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGL8ZCd9Tao
>this video is still up
interesting times we live in lads

le jews vs m'based hwites is the final hegelian dialectic

i'm wondering can any bible scholars present in the thread tell me whethere it's conclusive that noah and family were the last remaining humans or if this guy with half a jar of wax on his head is also on crack ?

>the final hegelian dialectic
is there a chart somewhere of all the others?

savitri devi told me the atlanteans were the good guys... why would aryan-mummy lie ??

shut the fuck up thanecringe retard

How can I make a devil spawn with my cousin? Im right clicking her and there is no dark impregnation decision.

love ya nick

i read the bible but accept that the flood covered only an extremely huge part of the world which did not include th bering strait nor any of america nor whatever landmass that could have already been rendered separated by any very prominent mountain ranges at the time

got to travel to sudan for the dark impregnation

you porked a smelly african in sudan?

that was a leak(y) of my itinerary

also noah was not a jew
abram/abraham was the first jew on earth
he went super-saiyan and then from that day onward all the babies that came out of sarah were jews

can someone tell me the gist of economy in vic2?
literally what should my goals be to make my country rich??

just make and sell liquor in memegame2

>just make and sell liquor
that's not how this works. remember how johan in his lets play built a liquor factory in each and every one of russian states when he begun industrializing? a diversified industry based on what you or your spherelings produce will always be better
you never played the game

19
improve your techs and pass minimum wage reforms so that landowners and capitalists don't steal all your pops' incomes. plurality also multiplies pop needs so best to keep it low
other than that prioritize rgo and factory efficiency techs over tax efficiency. me i usually just research the first admin efficiency tech that gives +6% tax efficiency and leave it at that
factory input and output efficiency modifiers are very important to factory profitability

i played the memegame, just not up to the point where i'm making the liquor

you need to be playing a woman i think. or at least not be grandmaster as a male so you can get slapped with the mission. it's been a while.

oh so you have to play as the uk/queen victoria herself? got it

so it's best to make the lower and middle class richer instead of giving the upper class capital to build the factories?

just tax everyone in the beginning, it'll help your tariffs and make the bar super green in the beginning
oh and promote clergy and bureaucrats

all of you deserve painful deaths, simple as. i ain't calling for violence im just stating facts innit.

not for tax money, but to improve the living standard in your cunt
for tax money it's always best to tax the upper class fully. you can always build the factories yourself

is bitcoin collapsing today or did nfag just wake up on the wrong side of the bed

can't smudge the vibe

promote clergy to increase literacy and research speed
literacy give bonus to factory or/and making pops promote to factory workers faster
promote bureaucrats to increase tax income
am i right b-bros...?

yes and if you're still very early in the game try to go to war for the first 40 or so years to increase more land for production

/gsg/ is fine it/they told me

bureaucrats are very important because admin efficiency (the one in the budget screen, not the one for individual states) increases pop promotion speed

54
eh, whether or not you want to blob it's up to you. generally it's best not to blob too much unless to retake your cores or take land with pops of your culture (you can core this by event)

bureaucrats are very important because admin efficiency (the one in the budget screen, not the one for individual states) increases pop promotion speed

54
eh, whether or not you want to blob it's up to you. generally it's best not to blob too much unless to retake your cores or take land with pops of your culture (you can core this by event)

you're not me, nigger

you're not me, nigger

i think you just broke 4chan

it's just one retard copying posts and giggling to himself like a little girl

it's just one retard copying posts and giggling to himself like a little girl

echo

echo

niggers

muhammad is a nigger and so is allah (thaneslop faggot can't copy this since he's a filthy muzzienigger)

penis

>some retard double posts because of using a proxy
>thread devolves into trash
the /gsg/ experience.

the thread is fine
and it's not a proxy it's a comedian copying posts

ah, /gsg/. open up the milk factory!

are we being raided?

this is just like the Blitz ! Into the liquor factories lads!

for shame
this is sunday, fuckers
hopefully even jannies are taking the day off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF5S-KMrUNk

i'm going to jelq

:^(

^ actually cp

fuck off it's just a cursed johan with music you dumb retard.

music? what are you talking about? that's a fucking .png

sure thing thaneslop pedo

>using 4chanX
>clicks
>it's a .png

idk what to tell you. if you can't hear the png thats a you problem

honestly not concerned
most of the people here are just too shy to show their own ignorance on the matter
on the other hand, i see anonymity and feel no shame

embedded cp

>ahhh picture of Johan Anderson with filters is a crime!
go away alphabet bozo. isn't there actual crimes going on some where? or is /gsg/ all you've got?

based honeypotter adding embedded cp to his images

thank god i do not carry the sickness of pedophilia
as a father, this would just not do

>>2086542
you can lose one war and still play

going to try out the demo version of these japanese made 18+ game

>>2086542
>plays sequel to memegame
>gets memed on

>vic2 hater is a replyfag
grim

yes i do reply to a post way far up, because it is necessary and i'm not retarded

^ 2 lies in one post ^

> >greentext
>"grim"

ironic

is it true the guys from basedjakio or whatever it was called jack off to the basedjaks they make

no, they have jak-offs aka söy duels. they just post söyaks at each other quoting each other ad-infinitum
t. brainrot scholar

>types a couple digits to address a post that was made hours ago
>wonders why they never got a follow-up response

ironic, because you're the one that didn't get a response

duh, the frogposter is busy trying to master playing memegame3

i don't even need digits
i always catch up to every single post and respond when someone was talking to me again without using any digits to refer to him
if you don't do this you're a low level gsger

vic2 is kind of short did anyone else notice

oh i didn't even read it was victoria 3
my brain just assumed it was vicky 2

yea' i noticed it was short
one of the several reasons why i don't like it

uh that's what she said, i presume?

actually she said
>tee hee it's almost as small as mine!

long gsgs are bad
take eu4 for example: a game that spans 3 different eras that should have a different game each because eu4 sure as hell doesn't give em justice
then you have the inept ai just forming huge blobs at the end instead of the map looking even remotely realistic
and of course you as a player have won the game and are untouchable after 80 years of gameplay
don't get me started on conversions between games

the truth is most gsgs are not actually grand
there's not enough things to do to continue playing
every campaign in every gsg is literally just taking your small and poor blob and turning it into a humongous and rich blob

except vic2 where you also create a culture map blob and a settler colony blob and the biggest industrial cartel blob

i agree with that sentiment
ck is the worst for having an excessively broad scope which is ironic given its narrow title
vicky2 is the perfect length i think but different periods are not all equal in duration
i do believe that we could have a hoi3 style game which started in 1872 and finished in ~1945

>long gsgs are bad
nah
>take eu4 for example: a game that spans 3 different eras that should have a different game each because eu4 sure as hell doesn't give em justice
it should be long enough for everyone who has even the farthest-reaching plans for their campaign and doesn't want to feel pressured into having to limit their list of things they want to get accomplished
what you want to do isn't necessarily what the next person wants to do
and fuck off with those people who play a run just to check off cheevos, they are not a part of the true gsg fanbase, they are just tourists who won't be playing gsgs five years later
>then you have the inept ai just forming huge blobs at the end instead of the map looking even remotely realistic
it is what it is: games all start historical-looking and then do whatever they want
if you don't like it, go get a mod that tries to fix it, or just quit early
>and of course you as a player have won the game and are untouchable after 80 years of gameplay
yes, not everyone is as masterful as you and your 1200 hours sunk into eu4, so again, the games should offer plenty of time for everyone to try and get their list of objectives done like map-painting, province-devving, religion, genocide, etc.
>don't get me started on conversions between games
i won't
i don't ever want to do a megacampaign, instead i'd rather do it all on one game
wow hard to believe, i know

true gsg fan above

>>2086542
I find Vicky is only fun if you import a save from EU.
Otherwise it's nothing more than "pick a big country unless you want to do nothing except get raped for 100 years"

you disgust me
gsgs are about believable worlds not infinite time to blob as ryuku

that's NOT a gsg fan, that's a blobber that wants to paint the map as ulm and is salty games are realistic on this front

i was being anglotic

no gsgs have believeable worlds retard, not even close. history didn't lay out the way gsgs do
>b-but the borders are at least believeable
yeah that's all there is to it

blobbing is a art
if you don't like it, then yea' i suppose memegame2 is the only game for you since it only lasts 100 fuckin' years lmao

i only have a max 15 hours played in every game

welcome newfag enjoy your stay

is art indeed

but memegame2 spans from 769 to 1453

hoi3 has the most believable world of any gsg

>>2086763
it was pretty decent yeah
halfway through i remembered i dont like seeing women raped by insects but i would say its a pretty good game for those who like that

thanks for your blogpost

my stance on believeable worlds is this
it doesn't really matter, what matters most is you get to play around familiar names
this is why eu4 is so fun and has a fairly huge fanbase despite the game being a brainrot map painting while imperator rome flopped so hard
you get to feel like you're having friends with the alliance mechanic and that is adorable
>me and the boys ganging up on the ottomans
or familiar names doing stupid shit
>papal france ultra blob
or
>oh fuck la blobbo is desiring my provinces!!
etc etc

^this this so much :O

any1 gives enough of a hoot to tell me what i need to play hoi3
is the gog version fine
i vvaguely remember there being some frequently used fixes for the game which ones were those
any decent vanilla+ mods
some basic advice for absolute beginners
think ill do soviets first

i played the gog version
hoi3 has a very tiny amount of mods that you can use on it, so i just played without mods
watch some videos of experts blobbing out of control as some small countries and study how they do it
personally i recommend watching this guy in particular https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGbJcY-HqvY he reaaally minmaxed as hungary, just blobbing harder than even i wanted to

i dont want to check any videos because i dont want to learn to minmax or anything, i just need the bare basics told and ill figure out the rest myself
i was hoping there'd be some mod between vanilla and bice, speaking of which i wonder what happened to that guy who was making a china & jap mod here

*crashes*

https://www.twitch.tv/absolutehabibi
eu4 tournament final atm

taking my vicky vanillaplus mod prototype for a spin i think, see if i can come up with more cool improvements as i play

/gsg/ - where everyone talks about the games and their mods without actually ever playing them

i play em
it's just been a long time since i played anything but victoria 2. blame paradox for not releasing good games anymore

nigga i'm sad

alright alright do I play HOI 4 or Darkest Hour? this'll be my first grand strategy game and I'm looking to play a WWII themed one.

definitely start with darkest hour
then after you've done a germania playthrough switch to hoi4 and see the difference between the two to form an informed opinion

ck3 is the noob friendly one

but he wanted a gsg, not an rpg

hoi3 is easy because the ai sucks you just have to not play completely wrong
hpp is the mod you're asking for but i'm not a huge fan of it personally
you (don't technically) need the laa exe but (you should get it and) gog might come with it
you can automate almost everything in hoi3 while you learn the game if you want and most players leave some things automated forever but the game really isn't that hard to play
just post your game here plox

hoi3 has better ai than hoi4

you are an ai

here we go bros.
for this campaign i feel like forming le grob germania and blobbing all over the place, no colonies because ill just take colonies from my adversaries when i epically pwn them in great wars.
quick changelog of my vanillaplus mod at this stage:
>health care reform nerf
removed pop growth bonus from all tiers except the highest which is reduced to only 0.02%
>adding cbs during a great war costs 0 infamy and 0 jingoism
this is to make up for no dismantlement cb
>uninstall communist government cb is constructable
>adding war goals in general costs 0 diplo mana instead of 1
this is just so the ai doesnt have trouble adding cbs when they can
>lebensraum event bug fix
in vanilla you can get this event as a fascist dictatorship which gives you a conquest cb on a random neighbouring country for a limited time but in vanilla its bugged and it disappears instantly, i fixed it
>puppets have 0 prestige

now translate this for me like how impressive is this if it was an eu4 campaign?

thanks bros I'll start with HOI2 Darkest Hour. this game manual is thick

it has a lot of pictures

>no colonies because ill just take colonies from my adversaries when i epically pwn them in great wars
but then how will you form le epic grossgermanische rhodesia?
me i like to get a colony around 1950 so that it fills with my pops. then after a single round of colonial genocide in the 1990s it'll be around 50% my pops

yeah i dont give a fuck about that doe im just here to blob

>almost half the bump limit in only 14 hours
i don't like this at all, can we stay on page 1 longer @mods??
there are tens if not hundreds of deletable posts if you catch my drift.

real men blob on the culture map mode

real men blob on the religion mapmode for God made all the races intentionally and without mistake

in eu5 you can do stuff like merging dutch into the german cultural group
how epic is that

real men blob (for real this time) blob on the development map mode, don't be a pussy, take high dev provinces and face the coalition

in eu 4 dutch is in the germ culture by default

real men blob on the terrain mode

low, so-called, "development" means living in harmony with nature and how your ancestors lived so reject modernism and embrace the nomad lifestyle

you're so fucking cringe holy shit

> Podcat's LAA .exe file can be found in the Tech Support thread on the PI forum
> You must be logged-in to do access this page.
-_-

>take high dev provinces
that's not how you dev blob
you dev blob by taking inno>espionage>offensive and developing your provinces and then when you run out of cheap dev opportunities you integrate one of your 2 vassals and dev those provinces. this is how you win at eu4
then the rest of the world will be blood red on the dev map mode because starting dev is hilariously low compared to your capital in 1450 when you devpush renaissance

>>2086362
tame and perfect go together

i miss zuidafrika

real men don't post a single campaign of their own but complain about others screenshots clogging the thread

958
t.urk

>>2086965
If you don't take quantity ideas, then you cannot fight wars, unless you start as a major.

then pray tell how do i win early game wars with just innovative?
good generals from maintaining your forts, tech advantage from excess mana, morale from golden era and full prestige, manpower and force limit from developing your lands, force limit and troop count from 2+ vassals, all are more important than +50% force limit and +80% manpower
in fact quantity is more impactful for big cunts since the modifiers it gives you apply only to provincial manpower and fors limit, not the base ones

>>2086987
You must only play easy nations.

is milan easy or normal

no, i even played as opole and this strategy still works
i believe arumba played as opole on very hard so feel free to watch his video and see how that strategy works

08
milan is easy if you know what you're doing
for a beginner i'd say they're a difficult nation because everyone in the region is gonna cockblock you with alliances. but then again you just rival savoi and ally france or rival venezia and ally austria or both so idk

forts are overpowered in eu4
remember defending in the mountains in vic2? these days in eu4 you can ATTACK into your own mountain and still get the defender bonus. it's crazy

Is crimeamod good yet?

yes

krimmod

yea the whole forts bullshit makes EU4 into an awful game

taurikemod

forts are one of the best additions to eu4 i really do not miss carpet sieging

forts are a good addition but the whole zone of control thing is bullshit
just preventing me from moving with an arbitrary invisible wall the ai just get to ignore. imagine if paradox wasn't retarded and included the actual reasons people sieged forts irl instead of just bypassing them while giving you the option to gamble and bypass them to overwhelm the enemy

EU5 will have a cap on how many forts you can have depending on how big your nation is.

4
you still have to carpet siege though

>fort cap
i hate that
until eu simulates logistics (never) forts cannot act as real forts
eu4 is the best solution and it improved the game tremendously
are you niggers seriously saying you miss splitting into hordes of tiny stacks and praying a shitty ai stack doesn't appear while you aren't looking?
forts gave structure to war
the terrain bonus is bullshit though

>arbitrary cap to forts based on the number of provinces
vs
>natural limit to your number of forts based on your ability to afford building them, afford maintaining them and the amount of men you spare on garrisoning them with the optional ability to eschew forts for a more offensive approach to your military or vice versa
and you people are telling me eu5 will be so fucking great?

sure but it is way less bad than it used to be and looting gives an incentive to not do it too
russia plastered with bastions was hell

Forts were bypassed all the time
Armies did not have "logistics" back in the day, they brought what they needed and looted the rest

inno>espionage>offensive makes sieging a breeze
you should try it

Very pressing question - Is 3d sexual animation confirmed to be possibles in Project Caesar ? Have not posted in long time. Need to see beautiful nymphlet Slavic princess defiled by hairy over age strong Russian king I say !

three battens?

Ohhohohoho is three batten confirm for Project Caesar?

My belly jiggle as I laugh ! Ohohohohoho

based robbie's back to his urheimat

:-DDDD

niggers

fuck NIGGERS and praise KEK!

*fudge brownies
watch your profanity

whats the next big thing

This boner I'm having mein bruder

xrp

Real talk are one of these sultry sleek smooth LatinX gsgers I been hearing much about so lately gonna come round to a spot I know and hit the pipe with me

so nbro how is your pruBia campaign going? are you out of the 1830s yet?

yeah im in 45 but i dont feel like playing rn

>campaign abandoned in the 1840s
wow, it's like i'm really in /big/

that stuff about fort caps was a lie btw sorry

You fucking fuck you lie to me here? I Fuck your whole family I Fuck them to death. Die

i still remember how back when i was a kid i would capitalize the first letter of every single letter when writing in english because i thought capital letters looked absolutely fucking epic

its good writing technique sometimes honestly

i never took espionage in my life (becdause i am not a leftist jew-tick)
i never took inno for the last 5 years or so

well yeah sometimes you see newspapers and shit doing that for just the title
and of course with german and the like you have random nouns capitalized(which ive heard was the case for english in the past too)

WHY jew try to ruin historical traditional computergame ?

international trickery ? nasty black basterd computergraphic character ? long debunked interest group (frankfurt school) ?

>>2087032
that is logistics and could be simulated to allow for walking past forts
supply trains go back to ancient history

>>2087115
Not one of my favourites. I found RADICAL YUGOSLAVIA and their lot very derivative of myself and my men's output. Endearing though. Last I heard of them they had stopped being Le Based Christian Orthodox and had all trooned out. Hope they're in a better place. It was all a long time ago

i did that

no you didn't, you're only 7% boer

44.3% north german doe

ugh, northgermanian southafricums...

actually no what am i saying this is funny as shit

t. yung yohan

my name is Robert Zhang and i am a bisexual chinese man living in london england

>Johan
>Jo Han
>Han
China will grow larger

t. rob

t. hpm

vgh

basado. he did that not this but that but it could also be this

>>2087115
ahh to be young and naive how i miss being so illusioned

>>2087150
do you remember the days and nights we played together, back in that now distant past? brother?

curious
anyway wondering how ill fix this horrid dogshit OOB

why you play as judeo marxist cuck

every time i've tried to play the ussr i burn out by 1938 once i have finally fixed the oob
it's ridiculously easy too but dedicating leadership to navy so you can invade the us makes things more difficult

a heuristic I've found to be useful when jumping into a convo that I don't want to read the whole thing is see who uses 'communist' as an insult. whoever they're arguing with is almost guaranteed to be correct

alri heres my idea:
western theatre, which has 4 army groups
3 for the west proper, 1 for finland
under each army group is 3 armies
under each army is 5 corps
under each corp is 3 divisions
finland will have one army filled with motorized and armoured, the rest will be infantry to hold the line
the other army groups wont get anything other than cavalry and infantry
ill dismantle the eastern theatre since i wont have anything to do there for a long time, and when i do ill probably be drowning in units so i can easily spawn a brand new theatre out of thin air
when i win the winter war i will be taking army group finland and replacing the 2 infantry armies with mot and arm as well and be using that army group for counterattacking germany
im not too certain on things yet so i may later on do something like doubling the number of divisions and corps or something, for now itll just be this
oh and ill attach all my interceptors and tactical bombers to army group finland too for now

communist is an insult because communism is evil and communists are subhuman in some form or another

>>2087182
how many years ago did the og image come out? like over 10 now?

like 7 years old at the youngest

>>2087179
finland is an absolute pushover you can take it with one armored division if you want to
there is some stupid event iirc so you might need to cheese to avoid it by taking all the vps on the same day but this is easily done

is this your first game of hoi3 or sonething? wtf is all your babbling
>strategically redeploy everyone to the moscow area and organise them into either infantry, mountain, mobile, or armored corps
>decide if you are going for mass mobile or sticking with infantry
>make armored corps and mobile corps with what you have and upgrade relevant units based on your decisions
>decide who you are blobbing (turkey, afghanistan, china, sweden, etc)

>is this your first game of hoi3 or sonething?
uh yes
and yeah all thats basically what im planning on, though i didnt know about strat redeployment
also why would you want to go mass mobile at all when you can just have inf do the job of holding the line and have dedicated strike groups of mot and arm do the pushing, much cheaper that way innit

i wonder if it's possible for soviet union to go axis in hoi3

what if you could make the ussr go axis in real life

sure
present us your time machine and i'll present us my modern weapons

ouhh the Qamelriddaaren

Listen upp here old pal .... *sighs* twas an aeon ago it seems ... ehhh... the first wiggler rally in Luton... AHHH RELIEVE!!!! ... Me and my pals built our own old tree house *wally rises of memory* whatever we did we Always came back home from school to do a Little wally wiggling in the ol treehouse... Ahhh.... waggler they called me ... *nothing personell kiddo* but I just kept on waggling, day in and day out. I waggled for Charles, I waggled for Margaret Thatcher. I even at one Point waggled the willy to Ho Chi Minh.... Ahhhh... the memories of the hazy wiggle waggling summer of 1986.... I still remember the wiggle wally race we had in Surrey.... We would gather... Me, this bloke from Newcastle and some guy named Ian the clam... waggling our Willies in record speed..... AHHH RELIVE ..... CUM!!!!!!!!!!

i ain't reading all that shit you stupid australian
now stop abusing the ellipsis so much... before something bad happens

that's /gsg/ history right there, retard, not drivel some newfag nonsenseposter
for me it's the one where vicky scolds willy for waggling

who cares about history
*boots up ck3*
ahh... there we go

https://www.moddb.com/mods/the-ninth-rome/downloads/cirno-mod-v30-all-american-fairy
reminder that victoria 2 has active players and new mods

>The Cirno Mod for Victoria 2 is a HPMP submod that imagines a world where, in the 19th century, Cirno from Touhou Project is made Ruler of Greece. Her goal: restore the Eastern Roman Empire and establish the Kingdom of Cirno as the dominant power in the Eastern Mediterranean, and potentially, the world.
kino

>tranime slop
ggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy

evropa... home...

alri now that ive finished organizing my armies and corps as well as renaming them i can get to the REAL fun.....organizing my divisions and renaming them!!!

>higher sea level
this map is all wrong

can any imperator bros tell me why Im suddenly paying my governor wages 2x what I was paying them 10 years ago

either he got at trait or your empire rank went up

Ive been a great power for a while and Im referring to my total governor wage skyrocketing

classic case of play memegame get memed on for a game set in the classic era of history

your officials are corrupt
they're skimming extra off of the top

maybe your ruler got a trait? idk i never paid attention to wages
could also be an invention or modifier or something

managed to handle all the shit and get to january 1937

kek

bobo

crunch

captain

crunch

cereal

>>2087303
my favorite otter
>>2086357
my least favorite otter

I prefer capybaras to otters

>eu4
>logistics
lol not even close. you need to overhaul the entire system for it to be somewhat simulate reality. eu5 won't be any better either despite having le pops

BORN TO TROLL
EU5 IS A FUCK
BLOB EM ALL 1989
I AM SHITPOST MAN
410,757,864,530 TEARS SIPPED

my life is a joke and i should die.
whatever everyone else has always had in life that I don't have and dont understand, I will never have and will never understand

i wasted my youth, i wasted my life. if you didnt live a normal life with friends, gf, love, excitement between 16-25 you will foreever be seeking a life that you never had; for you wasted your youth, everything you do will be in light of what you missed. you have to cope with higher pursuits but this can only be sustained if you are high iq eg nikola tesla or isaac newton.

you're still young
start fresh and take action

shut the fuck up thaneslop retard

>>2087270
the worst part about playing the ussr is i can't give my units russian names because i can't type their stupid runes
you can ctrl click the split division button to break it into brigades
also do not put 3 divisions in each corps that is retarded
you want to maximize your use of leaders so really you should put 5 divisions in each corps
i go further and use the corps hq unit as a division where possible
as a leader rich nation it's less important but you will find yourself short on generals and particularly good ones
>>2087207
practicals and mechanized
infantry with direct fire and then independent armor corps is fine and more standard as well as more fitting for deep battle

you also need to decide what kind of aircraft to focus on
you don't really have the leadership to do everything as the ussr
single engine aircraft aren't optional because you need interceptors but you have choices outside of that

stop worrying about what names to give them
just make up a theme and follow it faggot
me for example when i was playing as hungary i called my regiments bit toe heel because they are parts of an axe and i called one half of my entire army "horthy's axe" while i called the other half "horthy's cudgel" and gave the minor regiments of those names like thorn and spike
both halves i was also adding greek letters just to sound cooler, maybe you think it's gay but i don't care
just make shit up and get over that shit autistic faggot
just play the game

reddit cringelord

shut up pussy

>just play the game
>nooo the way you enjoy it is wrong
>you have to call your regiments stalin's mustache and husky doge
>you can't enjoy trying to name your units in the correct language even though the game has huge localization files which exist just to do that for you so clearly people did want it

blah blah blah blah blah

>nooo the way you enjoy it is wrong
nobody said that retard
>you have to call your regiments stalin's mustache and husky doge
LMAO

>come back to play CK3 after 3+ years
>forgot everything
Maybe I should start a game in Ireland before jumping into a mod.

Maybe you shouldn't start as a filthy ni- greenskin

>>2087385
I just remember Gul-Dan from playing WC2.
I might pick the Rasta Khan on my next one. He's almost got an island all to himself.

The 3d model blending for the WC mod is really impressive. Same for the Elder Scrolls mod.

what a shame it still looks like shit

your motha looks like shit.

>>2087387
I turned your daughters into royal breeding sows.
They have positions of honor as the mothers of the new generation of "orc" leaders.

>>2087409
The Horde managed to win the war but I personally am doing awful.
Though Like I said I haven't played in 3+ years and quite a bit has changed.

how incredibly cringe

What's cringe?

idk why my jewtoobe thumbnails have gotten so big but ok

i don't remember that jewtuber's thumbnails being this cartoony

Wait, so its allowed to Play orcs?

I fink i will try Out Too. But somewhere in the mountains

test

what'd you get banned for?

can vic2 pros help me out real quick
what should be a factory's craftsmen to clerks ratio?

80/20

200/1

5:1

what the hell we have so many vic2 pros out here just idling

11:3

i normally go 20:1

i only see two pros with a correct answer

any works really

14:88

wait why doesn't my liquor factory hire the clerks despite the national focus?
0 clerks as well in the population tab
date is 1858, literacy is >20%

pops need 50% literacy to promote to clerks
individual pops, so if you have ashkenazim in your country they will become clerks first

More disgusting eurocentric elitism which downplays the validity and effectiveness of oral tradition.

umad bro?

so in order for my farmers to become clerks, 51% of them have to become literate first. so you're telling me the literate ppl are not qualified to turn into clerks just because the majority of their fellow farmers are illiterate
admirable solidarity, to say the least. this game is so funny

*turns soldiers into boats*

it's a memegame, what were you expecting

and also thanks for that post, i'll add that detail into the list of things that make memegame2 so aptly nicknamed

^ based samefagger ^

nah i'm not wasting my time on that shit, he is

literacy in liquoria 2 represents not just literacy in of itself, but general education of your populace: trade education, technical education, higher university education. the lack of technical education has always been a hurdle in industrialization and countries that industrialized early like england, belgium, france, german states have historically had a larger pool of skilled labourers, engineers, draftsmen and the infrastructure to train new ones compared to countries that were playing catch up like russia or japan. all this had particular effect on trying to scale up industrial production of weaponry during the great wars where the countries with a long standing history of industrialization could simply transfer civilian industry labour into military industry with little to no retraining, but russia and japan was pretty much constrained to preexisting military arsenals with inflexible production because most everyone outside of those were only good for unskilled labour
literacy in liqqy is not simply literacy because then qing would have around 50% literacy at game start because they could read and write simple instructions and their own name. or hawaii which was taught to read and write by a small group of missionaries yet didn't industrialize for obvious reasons
you'd know this if you played the game instead of just shitposting

loving python so far
after javascript i wonder what coding language i should learn next
maybe my goal should be c++ which i hear is good for vidya

>>2087340
how far can i put the corps hq from the corps proper without suffering penalties
2-3 tiles?
also for the airforce i was just thinking to go half-half with interceptors and cas how's that

play? the game?
but... can't see ethnicity... no ethnicity factor... can't see stupid niggers....

a friend of mine owns a python
a cute, if stupid, animal

cas is crucial, as is airforce to protect cas, so yea', i believe it was intercepters that protect cas

c is better than c++
you can now start making things if you learn it
javascript is useless outside of webdev

yeah the range of the two are basically the same so i guess it would be interceptors
can i get away with just pretending to not see my army(outside of the mobile armoured army group) get bombed to shit by the luftwaffe or should i try to prevent it

is it bad that i want to learn javascript firstly for completionist's sake
kind of like a cheevo sort of thing
if it's basic then it's probably, no?

>if it's basic then it's probably, no?
it's probably easy,* no?

love moddb comments, me
>two valid, mundane complaints about basic game mechanics
>you also can't form epic grosssudaciums and genocide all the peruano dogs with one click

if you already got the hang of python, javascript would be similar. both are already solved by gpt anyway. if you master c, you master everything

ive had learncpp.com sitting on my browser for 2 weeks now

i forget what the term was called, but
if your infantry get bombed, all it really does is lower their, uhh, "preparedness" which is i think part of your morale
it degrades your unit in combat, which is bad, but only passively so, because they can just recover morale if the cas that is bombing you stops bombing you
now as for actual tanks and other armored or mechanized shit, i'm not completely sure if the cas attacking them literally eats away your tank units but i'm willing to bet it does

what is your goal from learning coding bro

having a good salary in my shitty country

oh and then moving out of this shitty country into a certain shittier country that also has lots of white people
my country's money is worth more in that other country

youre a brazilian wanting to move into argentina then

swing!... and a miss

damn then in that case learn/focus on web dev and python since there are way more jobs for it and it actually pays the same as hardcore c++ job without the difficulty of c++

reckon theres a man or two thats misunderstanding who is talking to who but whatever

ugh nihon...

swing!... and a miss

what the fuck is that even supposed to be

swing!... and a miss.

seems that someone dropped acid on your map

three strikes
youre out

>wake up
>remember I live in a country literally called Dong Be I

its just as retarded in chinese
东北 ie literally northeast

how the fuck do you transport troops in nuhpm derived mods as an unciv????
do i really need to take the reform to build naval bases just so my units are not stuck on this one meme island?

>东北
:|
>ukraina
:O

hey! umpire, you called wrong! that was a ball you fucker!

hang yourself gibberish nigger

russia is the best shitty country to move to unironically the value of men over there is high as fuck

also putin wants his people to make babies

*gets conscripted*

woah... putin chose me to make the babies... i'm putins top guy...

conscription is a meme, if you did your research you'd know that all the offensive forces/the actual invasion are enlisted/volunteers fighting because of the high salary

damn if only i had saved that random image i saw so i could btfo 78
alas

>ppl get into the army because of the pay/loot
always has been, some were even in it for the rapings

are you talking about the "nigeria with snow" image
that shit is absolute propaganda
>oh noooooo the hiv... 1 out of 5 russians have hiv...
lol

they dont let you loot anymore
which is why i will never ever join the army

sorry captain hook, maybe somalia and the houthis is more up to your speed

you can totally loot just don't get caught retard. rape and pillage in a quiet and orderly manner.

no i was referring to some random shit i saw on /int/
an american family of 3 migrated to russia despite not even knowing russian(retards) and then through some miracle the father got conscripted and sent to the frontlines
they had a youtube channel that was all about their life in russia and them bitching about him getting conscripted, by image i meant an image of the list of videos on their youtube channel

yes i'm going to stick all their hrivka and washing machinese into my coat as i sneak my way back from zaporozhiya

your inner squad will 100% snitch

"yeah bro just dont get reported by the 1000000 civilians, 100000 fellow soldiers, and 10000 superiors breathing at your neck"

hryvnia* whatever

breathing down your neck* whatever

>he got reported by the 1000000 civilians, 100000 fellow soldiers, and 10000 superiors breathing at your neck
skill issue. superiors won't believe random holhol civilians anyway, and just find like minded soldiers (not hard). you will have your washing machine and no one will know.

fucking your mom* whatever

get my ass gaped* whatever

i shouldnt need "skill" to be able to plunder retards that i subjugated through violence

>an american family of 3 migrated to russia despite not even knowing russian(retards)
retards indeed
who the fuck moves to another country without learning the language first
it's almost like /int/ built that fucking strawman up

what the fuck bro played vicky till the year 2837

well see thats the interesting part its all real
i can confirm that(unlike the majority of threads on /int/) it was not made by a bot, and it did not have any misinformation either
there was some russian guy laughing at the retarded family too

are you going to tell me you dont trust your gsgmates

depends on your most played gs game.

well i wouldnt know i never kept track
i would guess its one of eu4 hoi4 and vic2 though

ah ok i believe you but only under one condition, that you eat my entire ass.

why is there a literal faggot in /gsg/

i dont think i will

why do some retards have a habit of posting pictures of random literally whos on /gee ess gee/ as if anyone else will know who that is?

it goes hand-in-hand with homosexuality i guess

hes billy
my ole pall from middle school
we watched k-on together

>not knowing the current lolcow of the year
What's wrong with you?

>>2087525
it's like 200km, 400km, 600km, 1200km max distances between oob levels (division-corps corps-army etc) i might not be 100% accurate but the game will let you know when you're out of range and there is a tooltip when you select a division somewhere
in africa sometimes 1 tile is too far but in europe it wont be an issue
regarding oob levels and skill, theatre reduces the stacking penalty which you should never suffer from anyway, army group reduces supply consumption which is huge, army increases org which is ok, corps improves reinforce chance which becomes obsolete with tech, and division directly increases combat ability which is massive
it might seem counter intuitive but you generally want your best leaders at the division level and some decent ones at army group then traits at other levels because they do filter down albeit diluted

that ratio is bad but int+cas is a typical choice - it's leadership light and only uses one type of practicals
you need more int than that because you're fighting the entire german airforce and frankly you should lose that against a human unless britain is also a human
other wings are basically useless without int superiority
cas is worse than tac at bombing soft targets and it can't strategic bomb at all but it is decently rounded against land targets and even doubles as effective nav in inland seas
in europe you shouldn't struggle with basing but if you intend to blob china and the middle east you will find yourself hopelessly out of range at least until drop tanks

do not mix units within wings - the stacking penalty is prohibitive
ftr is similarly a waste of time because in any scenario where you might want it you should just be making int instead
i can go into detail about how to actually command wings later if you want or you can just tell the ai to do it

i do not know if air units benefit from oob or not but i like to put them in one anyway

mark my words
eu5 will chase the esports market

this is not a good thing

esports needs fast paced games
whos gonna go out to see some eu5 where nothing ever happens

mark my words
eu5 will be shit just like all paradox games released in in the last 12 years

gasp

eu5 will be what ck3 is to ck2, nothing groundbreaking or anything

ohhhhhhhh yeah speaking of china
i want to get all of china but how exactly should i go along with that
will mao just shit and die without my intervention? how can i intervene? are there any events/decisions that allow me to for example stuff them into the comintern or make him into my vassal?
my intentions for blobbing are as pic rel
i dont uhhh think theres much to think about with commanding the airforce?? you just select the region time and mission, i do want to know where to find the ai control button though because i cant find it
how does 20 interceptors divided into wings of 4 int each sound? together with 4 wings of 3 cas each

press `
type "annex eurasia"
right click goy3.exe
choose "open file location"
find uninst000.exe
right click then run as administration
hope this helps

judging from dev posts eu5 already has more events than ck3 does after 5 years

ck3 is shit compared to ck2 which wasn't even good in the first place
hoi4 is shit compared to hoi3
hmmm, i wonder if eu5 will be good...

i have a feeling they did the 3d models just so they could hamfist the mandatory your ruler got cucked event

>>2087668
if you want to fight anyone other than germany then i suggest you do it before 1941
what is your neutrality? i'm not sure if you'll be able to generate much threat with anyone because of your size but prepare for war is an option albeit a painful one
pay attention to the factions tab before invading someone because you want the allied lend lease and trade even if they wont actually invade you

mao will probably die to japan but he doesn't always
the ccp is forever irrelevant in hoi3, however
allies suck in hoi3 because of how tech works so just blob everyone and as the ussr it's larpable
you can declare war freely once your own threat is greater than your neutrality so really only the first war is difficult to get into

you want to use air intercept more than superiority
you can use superiority for recon and to lock down airbases but it isn't worth doing over a large area
if you don't tell them to rest then wings will deplete themselves and then cancel their missions
the button is at the top of the division tab when you select a unit iirc and it's like a grey circle which goes green when you toggle it

i was planning on dealing with persia, turkey and the whole of the far east when i finally get some respite with the war in the west, so maybe 1944 or so
i think my neutrality is 79 right now

me when someone calls it turkey instead of türkiye

damn that's higher than i expected
unless you can get your effective ic below 30 (entirely possible) and take prepare for war then you're not fighting anyone until after germany anyway
everything you do after beating germany is both vanity and pointless because you will be massively more powerful than everyone
oh and hoi3 will say "you win" if you meet enough victory conditions at which point the game ends

can i call turks turkiys

turkyiv

how many do you need to win
i was raging while setting up the game because it allowed me to set up only 15 conditions max

are cuckold events impossible without 3d models?

idk i never win because i pick conditions i know i wont fill

they're not as immersive

^ imaginationlet ^
the more is explicitly shown, the less immersive the medium is

trvke

you say that but you call my ai gen a slop

this is one of the reasons your aislop is slop
it is imagination surrogate

>>2087714
Sorry unc imagination is obsolete.

>some joker echoes my posts
>i get b& for that
good job janjan

>>2087749
why was this post deleted?

i don't know why they bother
ban appeal is trivial these days :)

>>2087694
its Türkei not Tür-kiew

turkegg

for me it's
https://arch.b4k.dev/vst/search/deleted/deleted/

the /gsg/ hall of fame
all the best posts aggregated

i felt the touch of a woman when they discontinued farmville

/gsg/ went on the same trajectory as /tf2g/ where some namefags and traditionposters degenerated the thread into something unusable by anyone who doesn't have shit-encrusted assholes. It genuinely is and forever will remain the worst general ever.
I saw it happen in real time. It was pretty funny.

you just gonna keep reposting deleted posts or what

/gsg/ doesn't have namefags
this retard that keeps trying to force a meme to have people call him "thane" will never succeed because gsgeers are smart and do not feed trolls

thaneslop retard started out because some fag here challenged him to drunkpost

that didn't happen
gsg is fully anonymous

i miss bee

>played against the same toplaner twice today
>played with the same support twice today
>played against the same adc twice today
HAHAHAHAHAHA
EMERALD

glad to know i'm not the only one

Okay this is the first time I'm here, is the schizo spam common? Is it even worth spending time here?

>>2087858
This is the thread and has been for years. You need a robust filters and robust mental filters to survive in this wasteland if you want even half readable general. I suggest alternative threads if you want to actually talk about the games, there's good vst threads for most of them.

>>2087862
Okay. It's a shame that this happens to a lot of generals. The BG3 was also taken over by schizos eventually, although not nearly as bad as this. It still has normal posts and posters. This general seems completely hopeless tho, why even bother being here?

>>2087863
>was also taken over by schizos eventually,
That's the price we pay for anonymous threads and generals. Schizos show up, think they are in good company and then just never leave because this is their personality now. It doesn't help that we have at least one spambot active here too.
>why even bother being here
I mostly lurk for the rare occasions when someone actually wants to converse about the games.

the general is fine if you just mentally filter the occasional raider (like the guy posting absolute gibberish)
if you can do that this general is 4channel at its purest. people here post earnest posts which is something few and far between on 4chan these days. even a board like /vst/ will have its fair share of irony poisoned retards and political baiters

>>2087858
*farts in your face*

on the second thought, no, this general is terrible and it's absolutely not worth spending time here
go away and leave us alone

>>2087865
>I mostly lurk for the rare occasions when someone actually wants to converse about the games
Fair enough, you're a good lad. I personally haven't played a grand strategy in like 2 years but I still keep up a bit. I really only came here to post this meme >>2087291 because I thought it would be enjoyed by fellow grand strategy enjoyers.

i look like this and play prussia

hello gsg users i have never posted here but i thought you would enjoy this meme

>>2087880
das rite

i read that in the voice of nwabudike morgan

>someone here posted in a bg3 general
grim

>wish for state mandated gf
>monkey's paw curls

i never played battle gear 3, sell me on it

>>2087894
I'm a crpg and strategy enjoyer, what's wrong with that, chud?

you willingly forced yourself into playing a larian game and reading their stupid writers

crpg is an oxymoron
computer games do not allow the player enough freedom for proper role playing, only table top does that

Larian has amazing writing

ew

Table top games are cringe tho

they're only as cringe as the people you play them with
get better friends. bet you don't even rant about jews during your sessions

I prefer Owlcat's writing tbf

*pulls out blunt*
a choice between two piles of shit is no choice at all

janny banned me thinking it would also delete >>2087334 but it's a different guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVenWJNQSTM
v__v

only broblem with crpgs is that after playing them once you cant replay them as another class because the story is linear

adhd freaks

>>2087916
gg wp

yeehaw

whats your problem with shizos my man. just spam them back

witcher 2 has two storylines that are very much different from each other
the problem is that witcher 2 does not have classes

/gsg/ my beloved... despite its flaws i only have this place to turn to...

>>2087920
Wrath of the Righteous gives enough repeatability with the Mythic Paths, it's different enough to still be interesting

the problem with witcher 2 is that i don't want to play as some white-haired freak
that shit was only hip when i was 14 and thought devil may cry 1 was fun and peak anime-tropey

the problem with witcher 2 is that it's not as good as witcher 1
and witcher 3 is even worse

wow
i didn't laugh

mortal kombat co-op was peak

faggot janny

/gsg/ has fallen you just don't feel it yet

the only thing i'm feeling right now is janny's current laziness of deleting posts based on ip and not of each individual post's actual content

/gsg/ is like poland — it has gone through so many hardships yet it still keeps trucking on

childhood is crying about jannies
adulthood is enjoying the sight of the thread decorating the page 1

we're going to be on page 1 regardless in this snailboard

thats only true when we were just moving in here last year
current day /vst/ is getting really fast actually, the page 1 at least

>deleted
rip
yknow sometimes i wonder if jannies have some sort of NDA in their 0 dollar contract that prevents them from talking to the posters?
the one thing i always find admirable the most about them, they never lash out, they just suck it up after being called names

i believe they do talk in here sometimes, they just never admit to being jannies
same with reportfaggots

old jannies got doexed or something just look them up and do phenotype check

>>2087962
take your meds schizo

noooo i refuse you can't make me

I just said that holocaust isn't real in my dream
what now jew?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4rhBZzwrFk
O_o

janbro if you read this, please let us express our thoughts freely
we literally never troll someone else's thread, like ever
most of us live in our own tiny /gsg/ bubble
this had been the case for years, you are free to fact check the archive

yeah i'm reading it

>>2087973
lies

wow would you look at that
the archives said you fisted a toddler wtf?

we here in /gsg/ do not negotiate with janitors

>>2087976
omg

oh noes

attack poolen with my friends:)

we literally mindbroke /civ4xg/ so bad to the point of their asshole are still hurting to this day

press G to merge your army HOLY FUCK

i'm pretty sure that was just spidetranny talking to himself

>reportfag literally reported my post about the archive link
scratching bottom of the barrel brehs

one of these days i'll give them a real field day

show him your pu'er collection

posted in a vst thread and got ignored award
thats why gsg are my friends

>>2088003
>>2088003
>>2088003
*hugs u*

fucked up his retard nigger life award

let my 1stacks in peace please.

lost my emperorship and with this half my army capacity for greedy rolling a 6/6/6 daughter
but all as planned, got the provinces i wanted + i gifted all of the lowlands to austria for strong austria.
and austria can push through agendas better than me anyways

Asturias is free too, with his exploration+expansion ideas.

wasn´t able to PU any bavarians :/

but everyone who doesnt rival sweden and norway is a pussy btw

>>2087378
>forgot everything
There's only one thing to do unless the devs severely nerfed MAA and knights since I last played; build MAA and steamroll the incompetent AI by just playing normally.

you're in the "h" "r" "e"? why would you want to lose your kingdom rank to join those germans?

why wouldn't you want to join the roman empire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klPZIGQcrHA
:o

*swears fealty to the basileus*

thats how it felt

My emperorship got me in. i might stay in. they vote for me again. but anna is young 33.

could only go to afrika china now or make asturias great again.
i will drop the campaign like any other. denmark is boring to larp with. it was fun til it lasted

I feel like we are missing someone

i had to. otherwise i wouldn't have had any other kids to play with.
but i dropped the campaign. Being greedy + honest is not a good combination and the admin governance sucks, as it turns out.

you know what... those ck2 models don't look that bad... unlike the rest of ck2's ugly models

if i wanted to be roman i would subordinate myself to the holy ottoman empire

holy homo empire

Otto is an insult, just like Kevin

turkey truly is rome
they both share an obsession with wolves

do you Outlanders have insult-names in your countries?

now as a fellow gsger i of course feel very bitter when considering and acknowledging this fact(of which there is no doubt whatsoever of it being very, VERY right) but realistically speaking even just a single turk could easily conquer /gsg/ and even should he will it simply kill every single poster without any sort of struggle whatsoever

what if i was one of those wolf shirt-wearing nerds who loved wolves but i also hated the roman empire, what then?

seriously what is it with turks and wolves?

i´d goldberg-spear any turk into the ground if had to.
but turks are better as kurds or arabs. i was able to get all my turkish-work-colleagues to watch german-history in the break on their own.

they called me even an "honour-osman" which i always said "pfui" with a grin.

back in the days i loved to show them my full-carpetsieged ottoman empire on my handy

good post honestly i would like to add that to the list of official /gsg/ copypasta but we dont keep track of things like that anymore
do you mind if i repost it elsewhere

there are so many retards who glorify the "roman empire" but are completely ok with the saracens holding the eastern part of it...

And then they'll say shit about the crusades or christians

i don´t mind. but stop astraly attacking me

*poops in your cage*

>>2088039
What is MAA?
Either way I think I'll try playing a landless adventurer since I've never done that.

>>2088137
Man-at-arms - CK3's retinue on steroids.

yet /mbg/ was routed from /vg/ while /gsg/ had to be forcibly relocated
where's your theory now huh?

thats really a shame.

ok i try my first landless adventurer too..
with me irl. but a little bit younger

>>2088181
Why are you a fag?

holy FUCK! i didn't see that. i had loaded a female char and didn't pay attention to it

delete please

If you have problems sieging forts in EU4, just press the fucking button.

thatll be 92 swords for firing your cannons sir
and 4.99$ for the dlc that enables this feature

now assault and consolidate every daytick

cute girls in the thread...

>>2088181
Well I hope things are going better for you than they are for me.
I've lost every single dice roll so far.
I've just been stopped by a giant furry woman though, so maybe things are looking up.

>playing gsg's
ishygddt

>>2088189
Money is mana too

wow? you're giving me ideas. i had a look at Sylvanas earlier. tough start. is still alpha. has potential.

I mainly hang out at my castle and go to the training ground every day
sometimes you lose, sometimes you win.

could you overcome her?

what became of adolf von hißler

i hate these "just wait 500 years bro" achievements.

>>2088281
so choose a later start date

you know you can just not do achievements right? You can just do what you want and have fun.

he can't have fun like that, he's a zoomer and a tourist to these games

https://youtu.be/IIPqE_Aw-zo
the otterpost to end all otterposts

post otter 2578
or otter 708

i have that exact couch

cool

all me btw

>>2088181
what the FUCK does this mean?
polygamist woman??

it means bisexual
iirc it tells you what it is when you hover your cursor over it

but his character looks like a woman
where do you see a character's sex in ck3?

halo won

that's a weird synecdoche to be referring to jesus as his halo

halo reach won

>but his character looks like a woman
that don't mean shit faggot
he custom-designed the way that model looks to look like him

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

is this bait

no it's a joke
but he should have said athens then it'd be more funny because of the greek history of being gay

>>2088339
It means intersex.

i know, i know... you want to know what became of my space crabs
it will eventually be revealed

>wearing the dismembered torso of your enemy as a hat
metal

>tfw tried to share 'my mom is cool' with my blood brother and he skipped
Prov 31:30 for the deep

>when even thanefaggot's own brother avoids having to hear his nonsense
lmao

as i told themst've,
in the next life, you'll be the goober
as Norm says to a man
>you had the chance to betatest thaner and turned it down? for Shame.....

when will this guy tire of raiding /gsg/ with his nonsenseposting?
surely you can't make posts this bad in good faith, they have to be made with ill intent

in this life you are a retarded shitposter
in the next life you are still retarded but without a keyboard or internet forum to shitpost in, instead you will babble incoherently about whoever 'thane' is while demons lick your asshole XD

your music is cool. but you must repent

XD the language of the furry
ask me how i know
suck my scran, nigger

all it took was two letters to absolutely trigger thanefaggot
h i l a r i o u s

imagine being an only child...
you might be older than i, but i'm your older bro now...
and i love ye

can't hardly believe you manufacture 500 bumpposts out of air... respect . repect

>>2088381
ghostbump for interest

whiskyposting rn...
thingken bout Zion..

very curious how the only one to never get banned is the otter spammer

>getting banned
just reset your router bro and delete the cookie
also
>imagine getting banned on gsg concernedpepe.png

>>2088339
Bisexual

not a thing

anon realizes sexuality is an actual social construct
that's exactly why I don't support adding that shit to games

https://youtu.be/gGMFHvxAn4g
^__^

how have you not been raped yet

my thoughts exactly

a man can be killed but not raped

varg is jewish and that is okay
we don't judge

i do

getting real tired of literal who name dropper

rude to insult nfag poster like that

literally who

my god ive gotten fat

he should post more often

happens to best of us
doe it's genetic if ur slavic or british

172cm
72kg rn, 80 on a good day

>getting real tired of literal who name dropper
how do we alleviate this
answer me this question: do you want to know who varg is?
regardless of your answer, i'm not going to stop mentioning him

reme pwhahaha
re-remember numod?

how do you gain 8kg on a good day

he manages to shoplift a few supermarkets without getting caught

don't defecate

only eat half the recommended daily calorie intake because i can't stopp but falling for that "cancer grows by eating nutrients on your body, to easily combat that just eat 2 times a day with 12 hours gap lol"
yeah i have ocd

waterweight

surviving cancer ain't worth that kind of lifestyle

me? i have bpd on mondayz, adhd on tuesdayz, schizoid disorder on wednesdays, ptsd on thorsday, monkeypox on friday and i'm mentally swag on the weekends. sorry if i offend anyone haha it's just my clinical condition talking and i'm not just an awful human being that refuses to grow up haha :^)

^unfunny mental illness

i'm a good person behind the layers of medication though.

funny too(when you don't activate my autism)

me? i have autism on mondayz, autism on tuesdayz,, autism on wednesdayz, autism on thursdayz, autism on fridayz and im super sperged out on the weekends. sorry if i offend anyone haha its just that i am an average gsger :^)

you're not me you will never be me

who fucking cares

i care a lot

imagine caring
you know what?
this is the worst i've ever seen /gsg/
the quality of the posts have gotten so bad
maybe i should niggerpost and take a 3-day break from this place

do it

doo eet

/gsg/ is fine if you ignore the raiders

>/gsg/
>the last 100 or so posts in the last 10 hours have literally nothing to do with grand strategy
it's quite far from okay anonus

that's how it's always been
the last time this place was primarily on-topic was under grandi's reign
and that's a good thing

strategic grand

the only way to preserve game discussion is to hoist the flag of /v2g/

that greece is disgusting

>#2760
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I think the main reason why imperator failed was because here's just not enough interest in antiquity, people literally only care about rome and greece. Total war rome works because its main focus is the romans, one of the best things about paradox games is how many different campaigns you can have between nations, but people really only know about the romans and greeks, they might be able to name other civilizations, but know nothing beyond that. with games like hoi4 or vicky you can easily identify nations, their culture, their religion, and probably their history too. It doesnt help that half of the nations in imperator are made up because of how scarce sources from the time period are. The game being dog shit on launch certainly didnt help, but its not like vic3 was good on launch either and look at how popular it still is.

no it's because the only country in the game is rome and the entire gameplay is stomping opms

that's pretty obvious
no matter the shilling that imperator gets as "the best paradox gsg in it's current state", even if it was released in it's current state it would've never been popular because no one cares about this time period
now, imperatrix victoria guys are going to release their mod soon, might be worth checking out

well rome's main enemies being OPMs wouldnt matter if people cared about other nations

magna mundi will save gsg

age of enlightenment will save gsg

that's never coming out

the proletarian revolution will save gsg

it has to come out otherwise johan will be doomed to an eternity of wagecuckold

people would give a shit if the opms were interesting but they're just a rome transmutated into a native american tribe in eu4
the devs treat you like an idiot and give you a few halfassed systems to play around with but at the end of the day it's just a waiting and blobbing game

name 1 (one) paradox game that's not about blobbing

eu4 is a puzzle game about connecting trade nodes

in order to care about the OPMs being interesting youd first have to have at least some interest in the game, an OPM could literally be the best experience you can ever have in a paradox game, but that wouldn't matter if people didn't even begin to bother to look at it

>eu4 is about [playstyle]
I suspect the people who say this don't know any other way to play

eu4 is about uhhh making other nations smaller

/gsg/ is the safe space for people who play gsg it doesn't need to be on topic

eu4 is a puzzle that needs to be solved with calculator

huh
whether posts are on-topic or not does not determine their quality

why'd you post an image of a dead man?

that dead man raised me into the man i am today
show some respect

you're an alcoholic dota player?

being raised by dead man who couldn't raise his kids...

i don't have enough romanoslavic blood in me to play dota

please do not call others dota players, that's obscene

>get divorced
>spend the rest of your life playing paradox games with excel sheets
kinda based ngl

1) he got divorced because he played paradox games instead of continuing to amass wealth via selling insurances (his wife was a columbian green card gold digger)
2) he doesn't play paradox games anymore

wait
his marriage failed because of videogames?

his gaming career failed because of a woman more like

many such cases
sorry mom and dad, no grandchildren, too busy restoring virtual prussian glory

samefaggot spamming about another literal who name drop

you got me

arumba is gsg culture

my god ive gotten fat

you're going to keep getting literal who name drops
afterall, you didn't answer my question

varg is a literally who
arumba is a vital /gsg/ eceleb

>Norwegian Varangian Muslim revolts against the Seljuks with 42k doom stacks
I never get tired of this game

finished my first imperator campaign
it was fun, the macedonian mission tree was underwhelming, I expected it to center around reconquering alexander's empire but it was about some boring shit with greece I already forgot about, after that I got generic generated "conquer/expand X region" missions and I stopped paying attention to them
the game is surprisingly simple mechanically, it looks really daunting at first, but after a while you learn the simple mechanics and realize there's really one or two ways to react to things, like if a character is disloyal you just bribe/give free hands or bring them to trial. I feel like I know 90% of what I need to from my first campaign, which I never felt with any other paradox game.
my biggest gripes come from managing a big empire. You can't really manage multiple provinces as one, you can only manage each individual province one-by-one, which is super annoying when you want to do things like change the policy of multiple areas, set automatic trade, or fix something after your governor just decides to do whatever the fuck, and you need to change them every single time a governor dies/becomes disloyal. After I had enough legions I stopped caring about religious/cultural assimilation because it was too much of a pain in the ass. Rebellions were really annoying too, it felt like there was basically nothing I could do and they spawned left and right, no matter my stability or how much I change their happiness. Disloyal characters were a nothingburger, every now and then I'd see the civil war notification and bribing one or two characters or bringing them to trial made it fuck off
I don't think I'll do another campaign anytime soon, from what I've seen, campaigns don't have the unpredictable chaos of CK3 nor do nations have the very different playstyles of EU4.
I think its worth trying if you give enough of a shit about at least one specific ancient civilization

i have both a failing dota career and a failing gsg career....

Haven't played dota since 2017 swapped it for league and ck2 then liqqy

On October 18, 1913, Europe marked the 100th anniversary of the pivotal Battle of Leipzig, in which the united forces of the anti-French coalition dealt a major defeat to Napoleon. On the occasion of this centennial, distinguished guests from all corners of the Old World began to gather in Leipzig, including members of royal dynasties. The Russian Tsar entrusted Archpriest Georgy Shavelsky with the task of consecrating a memorial church built on the battlefield in honor of the fallen Russian soldiers. On the day of the celebration, Shavelsky's delegation very much wanted to be presented to Wilhelm II, who was hosting foreign guests, but they were constantly obstructed by the Austrian heir to the throne. Shavelsky left the following note in his memoirs: "Archduke Franz Ferdinand closely followed Wilhelm, keeping him away from the Russians. When members of our mission asked Grand Duke Kirill Vladimirovich to introduce them to Wilhelm, the duke irritably said: ‘You see — that Austrian upstart won’t let anyone near him.’ Indeed, Franz Ferdinand quite brazenly made no secret of his hatred toward us Russians."

arumba was so handsome and based
a trve conquistadore

fuck. he had it ALL!

*loses it all*
now what

unlose it

such is the fate of colonizers

*consumes cement*

ist the woman in the middle also his daughter?
his son looks exactly like him. i mean both the one has same face, the other same hair:D

that's his four daughters

why didnt arumba just buy bitcoin

^only morons fell for that tulip mania shit

Wish I was at home playing viccy2 rn -__-

crippling blows

just found out that the amish are germans
wow

i could've told you that
my ex was a "pennsylvania dutch"(german) and irish mutt

even i know that.

man why do i feel so bad for arumba:( i wish for him to get back to his family..
but he ruined it with hose faggot sentences in 43. why always speak like an absolutoe moron? i hate wannabe-intellectuals so much

their language is a disaster

happens to worst of us
playing eu4 and thinking you're an intellectual
might as well eat crayons

good otter but why does he look like that

sad otter, post 9 (

second opium war happened in 1857

In 1850, Nevelskoy founded the settlement of Nikolayevsk on territory claimed by the Qing. The Russian foreign minister Karl Nesselrode attempted to prevent the settlement, but Czar Nicholas I in turn overruled him, declaring "where once the Russian flag is raised, it must not be lowered".

>russian foreign minister
>german
>he could neither read nor write russian and spoke it only brokenly.

he's half jew

>foreign minister
>is a foreigner
what did they mean by this

that's pretty smart if you think about it

>All the best steward in the world are jews
Captcha : YGAY

play meme game get memed on

anyone else think alex the rambler looks like phreak?

what the fuck are you talking about?

ya'll retards need to actually play some video games you're ideas are so far removed from reality and fun that it makes me feel secondhand embarrassment sharing a thread with you

i am ideas?

you mean like playing brandenburg into prussia and not livionian order into livonia into hanseatic league into prussia or what?

like poland into prussia

daily culling

>>2088710
>Archduke Franz Ferdinand closely followed Wilhelm, keeping him away from the Russians
-_-

kek, I was just about to take a look at the poland situation

did they get me?

alright guess nor

help how do i beat the teutonic order? they have more more strength than i do, kurwa!

poo in the loo

take the lith pu and curbstomp them
is this a joke post?

22 more posts and we'll bounce back to page 1 come on jannie i'm counting on ya

what is site 1 ? a good thing? on 4stats we are place 1

in catalog we are site 1 too. and what have jannies to with it

lil alien doo on da slide

> "In Germania, the forests swallow the legions, the rivers defy the bridges, and the spirits defy the yoke.
and in polania, the plains kneel to the eagle, the tribes cower before the legion, and the wanderers flee the flame."

yeehaw

hey cowboy

best gsg for lucky luke feeling?

Just gave GFM a try and holy shit - even ignoring the bloat that makes Grandi look the picture of innocence - GPs basically have free reign to do whatever they want with no repercussions and the AI just gobbles up random states in random wars while constantly white peacing event wars: the Crimean War only ever lasts a couple of months before Russia concedes, the ACW usually results in a free CSA, half the time the USA white peaces the American-Mexican War, Russia peaces out with either the Polish or Lithuanian event revolt that spends the rest of the campaign jutting into Russia. But then you look over and Germany has taken ugly chunks out of all its neighbours, Russia has blobbed into China, Hungary is free (because it's easier for the AI than actually fighting the Hungarian Revolution) and has eaten half of Romania, Greece has blobbed into Bulgaria, Italy has taken chunks out of France.
I've zoomed through 3 campaigns most of the way and another two for a few decades and I have not seen a single "normal" outcome in Europe and only one in North America. What an absolute fucking mess.

I wasn't paying attention. For some reason the Horde just split up.

Also I'm not sure what is going on with Shadowforge. That place must be hell to hold onto. The horse took it twice and both times it had an uprising and freed itself.

BOOTY BAY

>>2088949
when will you learn that grandi was right all along in his design choices and philosophy

how is sylvanas lordaeron looking?

how to go from typical eu4 midwit to erudite

by waiting for euv

i said erudite not dimwit

Have you had sex with Sylvanas yet?

>green dragon
>is purple

better than brown dragon

>>2088961
Lordaeron is having some sort plague-ening going on right now with the scourge.
>>2089002
She's just chilling up in Quel'Thalas. I haven't gotten up there yet.

oh god
fantaslop name droping is even more cancerous than literal who namedrop
i hope you will have trouble sleeping tonight

is that a game sprite on that fantaslop ho's coat of arms

that's Robin Hood

>me nombre khaleesi first of the dragonborn, queen of the dickless turks, mummy of the mongols, dumb ho bitch
*swoons*

Yeah that CoA looks retarded, they should have just given the Windrunners the High Elf Ranger CoA.

^read with a feminine inflection

watching rugby or playing fantashit... not sure which one is worse

arumba gets donations for streaming, no? imagine if he put all that money into bitcoin.

imagine if you weren't a stupid nigger

hit a nerve

he's right though
you are dumb as fuck
makes sense that noone in here but you invests in scam

i suppose wagecucking in a country completely occupied by washington is a great evolutionary step in leading a manchild to bitcoin

why didnt it lead arumba to bitcoin doe

obviously because of the lack of manchild factor or the lack of occupied eurocuck factor

but arumba neglected his family to play map painting game all day? and also his country is completely occupied by washington soooo....

maybe if putin actually did invade your shithole it would heal you of this, but obviously that's never going to happen because he's a nice guy

bro youre so mad lmaoaoaoo
take a chill pill

no, his country is washington
big difference from being occupied and pussified like your country is

>umad
huh

just buy bitcoin and make mad gains instead of being mad

since you haven't practiced cashing in bitcoin, you are not an example anyone should follow
your life advice is compromised and high risk
so nah, anyone with a wise and cool head can see you're an idiot

hit a nerve

>that's his only rebuttal
i accept your concession

>adata legend 860 2tb has only 640 tbw compared to adata legend 850 2tb's 1500 tbw
fuck... now i know why it's cheaper...
just go with it... i'll have more money for a new one many years laters anyways

nfag's body is occupied with motherly love and virgin oil

that boy just ain't right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSyXVoz8gXU
hey nfag how accurate is this

isn't that plants vs zombie sound in the beginning :o

never played

yes that is a pvz sample at the benigging
good game. they don't make em like they used to

>bayden
is it really pronounced that way? not bahden?

nfag is a tvrk

is nfag a german german or a turk german

nbro is a volga german

how can he be this, this would mean he has lived in russia

nfag is an ashkenazi, there's been something rather odd about the way he shills shitcoin

i just want you to get rich alongside me bros

you already made millions shilling dom6

desire is the root of all suffering

how can he be ashkenazi when his decision is so profoundly foolish

has this guy even earned anything from bitcoin or is he at the stage where he blew some cash on it but has yet to make anything out of it

*profoundly turkish

money corrupts
im just fine as i am now, a proud&poor artisan

i bought bitcoin at 80k, you do the math bro

why buy at 80 when you can buy at 10 instead

remember back when cryptocurrency wasnt taxed to hell and back

135% of 50 quid is 67 ish bro

yeah but i went all-in with my life savings bro

why buy bitcoin when you can prostitute yourself?

^
>why do X when you can be a faggot?

im a bit of an old man you see i remember all the way back in 2010 or whatever when i first heard of bitcoin and thought "woah...THIS is going to be the next thing" but i couldnt buy any because i was a kiddo and my family was poor as fuck
fast forward like 3 years and 1 bitcoin went from 1 cent to a bajillion dollars and that god given chance was lobbed in the shitter
ive been butthurt ever since

mein gott!! i have made a grand total of 15 eur in only 3 months!!!

i could post a screenshot of my leveraged positions and show you what 15 eur looks like but nah its too cringe i wont brag

i know what 15 eur look like i'm not broke