Thread 2101509

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No, Vic 3 is not good yet. In fact it never will be. Neither will EU5.

How fares your empire, /gsg/?

This week in history:
July 23, 1914 – Austria-Hungary issues a series of demands in an ultimatum to the Kingdom of Serbia demanding Serbia to allow the Austrians to determine who assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand. Serbia accepts all but one of those demands and Austria declares war on 28th.
July 24, 1847 – After 17 months of travel, Brigham Young leads 148 Mormon pioneers into Salt Lake Valley, resulting in the establishment of Salt Lake City.
July 25, 306 – Constantine I is proclaimed Roman emperor by his troops.
July 26, 1778 – The Emigration of Christians from the Crimea in 1778 begins.
July 27, 1900 – Kaiser Wilhelm II makes a speech comparing Germans to Huns; for years afterwards, "Hun" would be a disparaging name for Germans.
July 28, 1939 – The Sutton Hoo helmet is discovered.

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Previous thread: >>2093813

what's with this stupid new trend of making "this day in history" for the whole week and then starting the week from a fucking wednesday?

i look like this and say this

what a mind numbingly retarded post
never googles the definition of a week
never googles start of the week world map

i don't use jewish websites

then stay black and retarded like their cattle

but i'm white and smart and only make smart posts
unlike op who bungled up "this day in history"

>1534 – French explorer Jacques Cartier plants a cross on the Gaspé Peninsula and takes possession of the territory in the name of Francis I of France
there are so much better events to use, too

>akshualleyyy it's "on this day this week in history"
thread just opened up and we've already got some smartass over here

make your own thread

and divide my gsgbros in a pointless thread war? i've seen my fair share of thread civil wars back on /vg/

that's the literal establishment of french quebec
MUCH more important than devil worshippers setting up their desert city

oh yeah, legendary quebec

>/vst/ is england
>current /gsg/ is on /vst/
what are the lore implications of that?

we're living in a spinoff that ruined the series
you better stick to original lore

yes, quebec is a cute colony
salt lake is an ugly burger city

we will return, mark my words

vive le quebec, libre
as some might say

it means that /gsg/ is a petty claimant court in exile under the protection of /vst/, waiting for a "rightful restoration" that will never come, but still insists everyone else is playing the game wrong.

>americans use sunday as first day of the week
refuse to believe that

Oh, so that's the Sutton Hoo helmet. I knew the helmet, just not the name

yes, i've literally never heard of that
the liturgical week starts on a sunday, that i knew

the jews waited two thousand years to return to their promised land
imagine how many naysayers they must have gotten

>>americans use sunday as first day of the week
>refuse to believe that
it's not just americans

sutton who

sutton my dick

Yo, /gsg/. New Vicky II mod just dropped.

>based on hfm
no thanks

i have yet to play an alternate history vic2 mod that didn't have a big poland

none of those borders make any sense, classic politically correct alt hist modding

do big polands make you insecure about the size of your willy!?

>eu4 save ported to vic 2
>:|
>new epic victoria 2 total conversion mod
>ö

my wilhelm is great, thank you very much
and i actually really like playing as poland with a normal historical map because it's challenging
no fun in playing when you're already large in 1936

poland exist to get eaten
nocb day 1

that's very rude

you're very nigger

D:

take a gander yon NORTH where TINY and INADEQUATE prussia lurks
her GAPING MOIST coast provides virtually NO defense against a MASSIVE BRITISH FLEET
a nation so small COULD NEVER SATISFY A MONARCH

add something unique like muslim german state

>what are the lore implications of that?
we need a special loicense to say THAT funny word, unlike back in the 'states

>>2101655
It's based on GFM.

>>2101673
But DoD is a save port from EU IV and it's great.

i'm not scared of the janitors
niggers

>It's based on GFM.
that's much much worse
>But DoD is [...] great.
uhhhhhh, it's kinda bad

gasp

>>2101708
stay safe

i will

wat is dat

Will, within philosophy, is a faculty of the mind. Will is important as one of the parts of the mind, along with reason and understanding. It is considered central to the field of ethics because of its role in enabling deliberate action.

it's rude to call hpm that

i'm pretty sure it's not hpm that has touhou tranime shit all over it, so that can't be memegame2's trannymod

what wrong with trans

anime website
you being an eternal newfag won't change that

transleithania

shut the fuck up you faggots
talk about the slim chance of Obama being executed for treason instead

who?

>he knows different flavors of tranime
yes, being a metal enjoyer, of course i know what touhou is, since japanese metal guitarists link themselves to that

Obama bin Laden
he orchestrated 9/11 or something

which nation now? (EU4)

>As of 1 August 2018, the city had an estimated population of 29,435 in 12,057 households and a population density of 240 persons per km2
i thought the plural of "person" was people??????

muscovy

1-5 muscovy
6-0novgorod

nowgorod

i win
gogogogogogo
and post 1080p screenshots, no cropping pl0x

>forms russia
>is immediately out of governing capacity
good game, paradox

win at what theres 1 post per minute on the board you cant lose

I forgot where we are desu

i won because he rolled a 1 so now he's going to do muscovy (hopefully)

i doubt that guy even plays eu4
you're not gonna see a screenshot of muscovy

someone does post eu4 here
if what he will replace him

i have a ongoing novgorod campaign where i just formed russia desu

then where's the screenshot, huh????

in an hour. i am at my fathers, looting for snacks rn

and as such we will never get the screenshot

>>2101509 (OP)
>Gambargin

and a ching chong nip nong to you too, young lady

An olde one. sadly i had to overtake the Hansa:/

nowgorodien

gownorodien

>>2101655
Oh boy it's time for a new epic alt-his VIC2 MOD!!!
Let's see... We have
>CELTIC UNION
>beeeg poland :D
>>h>r>e am i right fellas? germany
>19th century byzantine empire
>iberia split up just slightly differently
there is literally no originality in any of these mods.

well yeah it's eu4slop converted to vic2

yeah but they go in and change the names and it's always "celtic union" when it's just a minorly blobbed eu4 ireland that's what makes me roll my eyes specifically the rest is just because these people clearly all do the same thing in all their eu4 games

it's especially egregious because "celtic" wasn't an identity until the late 19th century when a bunch of anglos began romanticising britain's romantic pastoral past (as a reaction to industrialisation as always)
until then no one in britain or ireland ever saw themselves as a "celt" and the label and movement was specifically adopted in the early 20th century for its anti-anglo sentiment
a blobbed ireland would just rape its way across britain and enslave anyone who wasn't specifically irish

>>2101878
You've missed the biggest change
>Iroquois Nation is an actual nation by 1836

>a blobbed ireland would just rape its way across britain and enslave anyone who wasn't specifically irish
This is your brain after finding how bitter Guinness is

>>2101887
Literally, that's what happened on France.

i doesn´t feel like Russia. good ideas

>infrastructure
bro...

Last time I've checked, it was Celto-Romans being conquered by Germs and establishing kingdom of Franks, but oh well...

had to, to make WHITE sea the best node

ive always used monday as the first day of the week
feels far more appropiate that way

and the british isles are once again taken over by foreigners
a deserved fate for a literal portal to hell

i read twilight and it was pretty good -___-

großgorod

>>2101884
>a blobbed ireland would just rape its way across britain and enslave anyone who wasn't specifically irish
Why?

Because the history of Ireland is raiding each other, sailing across the Irish Sea and enslaving Britons - a good example of this is St Patrick, a Romano-Briton from Wales enslaved by Irish pirates - and colonising Britain - Anglesey, Pembrokeshire and Penwith were all ruled by Irish slaver-colonisers in the immediate Post-Roman era, and you obviously have Dalriada colonising Argyll and going on to displace/assimilate the entire Pictish people.

colonizing is when you say nigger

this year started on a wednesday. so its right

There was some sense of common identity between Irish and Scots. I think there was king David's letter to Irish chiefs that spoke of "our people"

>ginger can be rearranged into its true form, thus revealing what potatogingers for what they really are
ireland is the west afrika of Europe

I am so glad that paradox are trying their best for keeping my hype for eu5 low with those boring asian and native american tinto talks. I could not survive another Byzantium tier tinto talk.

rekt

Prydain is now ruled by the Scots.
>>2101977
>>2102016
What game is this?

it's called from glory to goo

>>2102007
>That Eunuch icon
Kek

lool

>>2101898
>trade
>inftra
>quantity
no wonder your income is so low, you didn't take innovative ideas

ewww he's even collecting in two nodes y i k e s

>pick trade ideas
>but the player sucks at trade

>>2102039
Despite all my cage
I am still filled with Wallaby Rage

did you guys know that cobain probably didn't kill himself?

classic

i do not know any cobain
which country was he a ruler of?

cobain was deaded by courtney is entry level sloppa
the real dig is that he's still alive: slade smiley(slayed smiley, like the logo, gedit?)

that wallaby ain't zoo'd. some kind of wire behind i spose

for alls we know ozzy's still about too. look up 'david bowie sky news' hollywood death fakers goes the label
in gsg news, the minerike continues to see a huge lift. and you continue to _not_ get a peek

your last chance to stack some xrp before it moons.
you didnt listen to me once, i was right, you didnt listen to me twice, i was right, third time... not financial advice doe you do you

sorry bro im too busy trying to figure out where this god awful smell is coming from
maybe ill buy some later

you wana wire me some capital
call it an early adoption for T-ryke

i was ready to write off canadians for good but h williams has you guys back on the map. you guys like maps? not those kind of maps...

whats there to not get
buy when low
sell when high

yes and right now its relatively low. its going to go so much higher.

-____________________-

2 retards nonsenseposting: one posts gibberish, the other crypto

are you okay pagancuck?
I laughed....

暗号資産投資を始めたArukuです。

会社で働いていて…まぁ私は事務職なのでよくパソコンを触っています。
ブラウザを開くとトップにニュースがでてきますが、それをちょっと下にスクロールすると色んな株価や暗号資産のチャートが!

と言う感じで毎日株価とかのチャートを見てはいました、特にNISA以外で投資とかしてなかったんですけどね。
ビットコインも時期を逃した感が凄いあって手を出す気を無くしてましたしね…。

ただ、1週間程前にチャートを見て気づきました。
「これ、個人投資家は第2のビットコインを探し始めてそれが高騰するのでは…?」
ということでイーサリアムにとりあえず100万ほどぶち込んでおきました。
振込限度額で止められなかったらもっとぶち込んでたと思う…。
数年は様子見るつもりの長期投資ですね、将来が楽しみで仕事中にチャート見るのが楽しくなりました。

what did he mean by this?

do not google this its cp

i don't think they spoke japanese in Congress Poland

alri heres how it goes
>japanese nationalist in turkey
>turk in turkey, pole in poland(they later switch places)
>turk is the disciple of the jap, gets taught japanese
>spreads it in poland after he goes there

and what year was that?

should i play the new rimworld dlc
do you reckon the mods have updated yet

idk, have you tried fucking off to the rimworld general?

i dont think i will be doing that no

why are you asking about rimworld in a general that has nothing to do with rimworld?

alri here we go
i started my gorbachev hyperkiken campaign
heres my goals
-ensure total liberal democrat victory
-turn the country into a western democracy
-enter the eu and kill it from the inside
-do the joint end to the cold war decision
-try and see if i can pull a controlled collapse and tag switch to russia(dont even know if this is possible)
after this is over ill use the custom character feature to make a loli head of state and pull some aggressive neo-stalinist shenanigans

ok then surely it will be of no problem for you to post a screenshot of your campaign

pictured: me epically market economying
in 3 more months changing laws will be possible and (unless the conservatives and moderates cockblock me) ill just instantly win the game because i know which laws are the best

ugh if only papa dzhugashvili knew which laws are instawin laws (that's stalin for you non-gruzins)

tri tra trade trading
1.trade ideas (imagine doing inno)
2.expansion ideas (or espionage lol!)
Suez Kanal ready in 1469

if i were to mark out the borders of the various localities in this here minerike, it would be put beyond all belief that this is indeed grand strategy

the only reason not do go for innovative ideas first is if you're doing a challenge run where you want to purposefully gimp yourself with shitty idea groups

quartz is a very valuable commodity
anything for Thane

you can't build suez waterway before 1687 in eu4
stop spreading false information

you can if youre mamluks/venice i think

yes they added a shitload of meme missions that really make playing past the 1500s pointless
now paradox really doesn't have a game that covers the 1600-1836 period

no one in /gsg/ is more well versed than me in the 1600-1836 history beyond napoleon and pruBia

napoleon worshipped the sun and was an antichrist and beyond not being french was not even italian
he was a n... he was,.. well he was alrite i guess

ok then give me a quick rundown on greek nationalism in that era

what happened in 1761
post otter 1761

roman nationalism*

no one is versed in 1600-1836 history since there's no paradox gsg set in this period

why did the french lose quebec to the anglos? imagine how cute an indep quebec would have been

albatross and light age will compete for this space... my money's on gilded density

being able to spin the earth like a tennis ball adds a lot of depth and functionality to the game

the states should be independent... i'd want to move. they couldn't psy-op 50 ron pauls

will the lead singer of DEVO upload again?

is the lead singer of devo a grand strategy game?

thats your lake there mehmed

modern nationalism was only just invented by rousseau in later half of 1700s but it quickly spread throughout coffee houses all over europe as people also began reading and migrating to urban centers. but to me it was a populist tool that got out of hand, it turn cheesy tactics into unironic beliefs that people were ready to die for. revolutionary france used this to leverage mass conscription and total war, telling the retards they were citizens fighting for “the nation” rather than subjects fighting for a king and as you know it, it worked spectacularly and again as you know it, france accidentally triggered national awakenings among its neighbors. germans, italians, spaniards, and poles who had once been passive subjects began to believe, unironically, that they were nations too, entitled to self-rule and ready to fight for it. france wanted cheap manpower and compliant buffer states but in the end it got itself a europe full of rival nations ready to throw hands with them. that being said, while nationalism was brewing in europe, one of its main engines was romanticism. it worked wonders in the minds of people
>unified people under a glorious, shared ancestry (we wuzz vercingetorix and stuff)
>justified claims to land (our ancestors wuzz here first)
>motivated people to fight, believing they were restoring a lost greatness
etc etc
now comes the greeks, it was actually the greek diaspora who lived in austria, italy and russia who picked on ancient greece romanticism in western europe and brought it to mainland greece

i...
am not reading all that gibberish.

the poles in exiles this time actually used the idea of poland as the “Christ of Nations” martyred by partition, destined to resurrect.

>what happened in 1761
couldn't have picked a more nothingburger year
sure 7 years war was habbening but nothing major really

stone cold rejection
you're so cool

nationalism was invented in the hundred years war though

>why did the french lose quebec
they were severely outnumbered that even the hudson bay company could have hired some mercs to dab on them if they really tried

>modern nationalism was only just invented by rousseau in later half of 1700s
love this retarded psyop
nationalism and racism didn't exist until hitler invented them, that's exactly the dutch never chafed under german rule and london was always 50% nigger

yeah, it was greek diaspora educated by western enlightenment and romanticization of ancient greece, but westerners really just had no idea what modern greece was

What made it so unusual was its portrayal of the Greeks in their contemporary Ottoman environment. The truth is that even more than today Europeans at that time lived in the past where the Greeks were concerned, and travellers to the region took with them not a modern guidebook (there were none), but a fake ancient one, a bizarre eighteenth-century travelogue that purported to describe the journeyings of a young Scythian in the fourth century BC. The Travels of the Young Anacharsis in Greece, unlike Anastasius, has nothing to say about the dragomans, janissaries, imams and pashas whom any real voyager was likely to encounter in some form. Early nineteenth-century maps, even the most precise, lived in the past in a similar way, using the classical place names and mostly guessing at the layout of the mountainous interior that lay behind the region’s neatly drawn coastlines. As the ‘Citoyen Grec’, author of the pioneering 1826 Résumé Géographique de la Grèce et de la Turquie d’Europe, noted: ‘Of all the parts of Europe, it is Greece whose geography is the least known.

Yeah nationalism is modern. Before that people hated all of their neighbors and nigs would not even be considered human. Nationalism is moderate compared to what was before.

structured/organized modern nationalism never existed in practice before french revolution retard do not confuse it with cultural and linguistic awareness. modern nationalism links political legitimacy to national identity and demands political unity around a nation
as for dutch rebels, they actually saw themselves as protestants fighting catholics, not as some distinct dutch race, their independent celebration was literally opening their country to people and jews seeking for religious and whatnot freedom
modern nationalism is just not possible without sufficient literacy and urbanization

yes, that's exactly why polish peasants were fighting back against the swedish invaders, because they were heretic protestants, not because they were swedish invaders
you really need literacy and urbanization to be nationalistic, that's why modern farmers are the least nationalistic social group of them all, truly

i meant to say it's not possible for a backwater conservative country to set modern nationalism in motion before france set the precedent

yeah, those catholic irish always fought amongst themselves, but when invaded by catholic foreigners they suddenly banded together to drive out the invaders because there was no such thing as nationalism before Rene de National invented it and named it after himself

religious zeal and national psyop were the strongest memes in military history and yet we don't have this in game. why?

polish fought themself in civil wars because... because they were pesky polish scum, i guess

watching people raised on anime talk about history is so fascinating. they can't even comprehend how retarded they sound.

^ has nothing worthwhile to say so just complains ^

>structured/organized modern nationalism never existed in practice before french revolution retard
but
>telling the retards they were citizens fighting for “the nation” rather than subjects fighting for a king and as you know it, it worked spectacularly
is literally what happened with both france and england during the hundred years war

war in femboyland

erm actually in every gsg, your army literally follows every command you give them even if it's suicide for NO reason at all, no religious zeal or nationalism was ever that broken

gsgs suck fr

when a roman saw a nigger he called him a pureblooded hellene because they didn't unluck the pheotype tech yet

in liq2 your army can rebel

varg is jewish and that is okay
we don't judge

you can instantly tell that varg had sex with an animal beforr

even in the great war when it was being blindingly obvious your command is sending you to death only a small minority of men mutinied

there hasn't been a single confirmed cass of an amazon employee riot

the amazon indians rebelled a bunch when forced to work

king soros > king spic

>>2102398
>>2102398
>>2102398
>oi, we woz united n’ shiet, bruv
nah mate, jog on with that take. the ‘undred years’ war woz nothin’ but a punch-up over who gets to wear the fancy hat in france, innit. the english lot weren’t out there screamin’ “for england!” like some footie chant, nah — they were out there ‘cause feudal dues, mate: lord sez “grab ya spear, we’re off to france,” and you ain’t got a say. loot n’ plunder: burn some villages, nick some cows, grab a bit o’ shiny, maybe a french lass if you’re feelin’ bold, innit. mercs n’ freebooters: they weren’t singin’ anthems, they were countin’ coin. those chevauchées? pure rape n’ pillage tourism with a flag on it. nothin’ patriotic, just a big ol’ “let’s fook up their fields n’ get paid.” as for joan, the crossdressin’ bird — she weren’t a patriot either, bruv. she was off her nut with voices in her head, thinkin’ she’s on a holy mission, not some “liberate france for the people” malarkey. the peasants? they ain’t wavin’ flags, mate. they’re either gettin’ trampled, robbed, or forced into levies under some nob who’s too posh to swing a sword himself. summary: the hundred years’ war woz about dynastic handbags, loot, and a bit of burnin’ fields for fun, not nationalism. the geezers fightin’ weren’t patriots, they were mercs, levies, and horny pillagers lookin’ for coin n’ clunge, while kings squabbled over crowns they thought god owed ‘em. nothin’ “for the nation” about it, bruv.

>>2102426
grok...

>>2102426
ok but what about the three buttons?

"the great war" kek, for us, it was just another battle russians are pathetic

the great war fucked up french and english demographics beyond recognition, let alone the german ones
what are you on about?

*loses 2 world wars"

yeah, england lost both wars, only the jews won

He is turkish, he doesn't know anything

the great war is more like the gay war it was started for basically no reason just because a bunch of nations happened to have contractual obligations really it was just a whole retarded affair that shouldnt have happened at all

the great war wouldn't have happened if willy didn't go for one of his retarded little cruises and let the general staff go behind his back

was there ever a census on /gsg/ demographics?

100% ottomanized greek

gsgeers are all huwhite christian europeans
everyone else is but a tourist pretending to be a gsgeer

i am pretending to be a tourist

loses only because you play with overpowered diplomatic meta which is gay as fuck. i remember me, choosing it in my first campaign as i had no idea

shitskins obviously
you've got this creature that thinks peasants in 1260 were some different species that didn't know they were under the english crown

that guy is not a gsgite otherwise he'd have known we've deboonked that idea years ago

>be german
>fund lenin and communists
>help communists win
>later communists revolt in your country
>seethingly beat them
>chimp out against everyone
>start a new world war
>lose to communists that you helped win
jews did nothing wrong btw

south koreans are 33cm taller than north koreans.
poor peasant manlets

what idea

south koreans are hated by their own women and vice versa, it's a schizofrenic country
if i was forced to choose between living in best korea or worst korea i'd have killed myself at the gate of the airport

south korea will eventually depopulate itself to the point that they wouldnt even be able to resist the norks walking across the border and taking control
kim is playing the long game

nfag has deboonked fertility rates just a month or so ago, you are fake news

by that point worst korea will have been filled with so much niggers norks will have to defend their borders from the hordes

i mean.. when its just a matter of nutrition. the stronger wins. imagine being a malnutrition peasont from my neighoring tribe and get run over by me

prime femboy material you're saying

no it is not
conflicts are determined by will and spirit, not by who has more grain

SHUT THE FUCK UP
HULK HOGAN JUST DIED

who?

for me it's seth freakin' rollins

the shock of Drumple betraying the white race in favour of Epstein's clients killed him

Western unity is fake
all of them are on a list
Epstein was just a small fish

strength>agi

in which game grand strategy?

agi>str

dragoons > hussars

gun tactics > cavalry tactics

ok but hear me out: cavalry with guns

vicky 3 is actually somewhat playable now that they added the world market
but is my laptop just terrible or does the game run like shit

both

nu paradogs games run like shit because the engine is built for pretty maps instead of performance

except sengoku still has the best looking map of all paradogs games and it runs on 15 year old machines

urgh maybe i'll go back and play eu4 ante bellum then since they did a performance update a while back so that now it apparently runs better than the base game
but idk maybe i won't enjoy that (don't enjoy anything anymore desu)

take a break

have you tried this little known gem called victoria 2?

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and do what
18
what mod what cunt

crimeamod, manchuria

>he thinks you're a manchuria guy
are you going to let him disrespect you like that

not sure i've (properly) played crimeamod before, sell me on it
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does manchuria just mean doing nothing till china westernises and then getting annexed

crimeamod is fun

it adds a bunch of historical events but with options to go into alt-history unlike hpm, but most importantly it makes it improves the ai making the game more challenging while also making changes to cultures to make sure that for example france treats walloons as bad as the germans until it passes some magical decision to accept walloon
manchuria means doing nothing until you westernize which you can do by 1860 then you can either stay a cute little manchuria or blob into china or recover your lands lost to france
in my game i had an event where korea became my puppet and i had to fight japan for them

i meant lands lost to russia obviously
no clue why i wrote france

feel like you're not the best advertiser but i have nothing better to do with my life so fuck it downloading now
should i just get the 1.43 on moddb or is there some github or something? i also see a "602 fork" on moddb as well

no, download the standard moddb release, i can't vouch for any redditor for
and what do you mean im not a good advertiser. there's nothing more important in a game than competent ai

idk maybe i just needed to be reminded how bad the ai was

victoria 3 will never be good and i will never forgive them for turning victoria into a mana card-building game

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hop on total war

never played tw and have no intention to
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lots of problems with vicky 3 but what do you mean mana card-building game. i don't think any of the "capacities" can really be called mana and i have no idea what you mean by card-building

>So then, how does trade with the World Market work? As with the old trade route system, Trade Centers are still the principal drivers of trade, but the way you interact with them has been turned on its head. Instead of being a building that appears after a trade is created, you now build Trade Centers to create Trade Capacity in States, which allows those States to trade with the World Market. Each Trade Capacity allows for a certain quantity of a good to be imported or exported (the amount varies per good).
i had to look up what the world market system was because im not keeping up with how those retards butcher that game and its just mana mana mana mana mana build the buildings to increase the mana numbers
and card-building is kind of a baseless insult bsaed on feeling

crimeamodguy if you're here: hayek is an invention twice (once for Keynesian Economics and again for Neoliberal Theory)

playing vanilla after crimeamod is such a meme
how come out of all paradog games the one that got modded for decently competent ai is liqqy

there's a bunch of incorrect things in crimeamod but its dev is busy posting cp on frontline

It's still so funny remembering the dev diaries for Vic 3 and all the made up bullshit scenarios they were exaggerating

is crimeamod dev still alive

yeah this ai sure is great

yes, he is alive

are you in contact with him? what is he up to nowadays?

not really
he's active on other chan though
and he's up to... uhh....

well?

what should i get for my second reform
also idk wtf you were talking about westernising in 1860, dont see that happening

pick the uninstallization in the killyourself section

what other chan

kohl

pidor chan

hohl

eu5.....

is bad

its not even out yet so its quite possible that its even worse than we think

56
hello i'm here i had to go outside for a while
the key to early sphere is getting sphered by usa, so improve your relations with them
ee.uu. sphere lowers the cost of economic reforms by 25%

as far as I know you're getting executed

no im not

execute plan b

>has pops
>army can still be magically reinforced thousand of kilometers away from unit producing province
eu5 is a low effort doo doo game

t.johan will save gaming

who will destroy gaming

me

maldavius

who?

what did moldavians do

gaming is overrated
youtube, r/askhistorian and chat gpt however...

...are shit

me and my gsg gf

figtree

i'm trans btw

transcarpathian slovak, yes

thats okay i like tall girls

slovack

grey eminence.....

more like brown flatulence

more like canceled lmao

it's gilded destiny now

it was never real in the first place so it can't be cancelled
everyone with half a brain understood it was a scam from the very beginning

a man without a navy is no man at all
where are your rubber ducks eunuch?

>>2102555
>france treats walloons as bad as the germans
one of the things I legitimately despise the most in all of these nu-redditmods is them adding a million different cultures and then just making the countries they're in accept them from 1836 anyway. like what's the fucking point of adding walloons and picards and occitans and arpitans and then making them all accepted pops anyway
bloat for bloat's sake

here's my fleet

82
well then you're in luck bro
look at this clean culture map of evropa — most of the jews are already in israel
even the germans are merged, because non-primary, accepted cultures migrate to colonies significantly less

fugg

oh look who westernized by the 1860s even though he said it's impossible

oh wow, our asian brothers offered me an alliance
let's see if this mememod lives up to its good ai hype
(also there's an opm occitania in the south of france in the uk sphere, is this normal in this mod)

no
i've never seen that, post a screenshot

>26/46
oh no no no no no

i think he got annexed

love yourself

no that's a sin

kill yourself

no that's a sin

is trading crypto a sin

only if you sell

why

nope, my asian brothers and i fought a long and gruelling war, but eventually we managed to cut the russians down to size and our japanese comrades secured their hold on karafuto
russia for some reason only had 35% military tactics to my 75%, anyone know why? did they do some reforms? i'm kind of confused regarding where my level of tactics was coming from as well, i only have two tactics techs
will fire up the war analyser and post that, and then go to bed, that was exhausting
(oh yeah also i'm gonna take north korea, i was justifying on them before the russians invaded, i got the wargoal during the war and didn't want to waste it so i've had three stacks just sitting in north korea getting that ticker lol. will probably take the two north korean states, can i annex the south in one war then afterwards? would also be kind of funny if the japs took the south)
16
i had just westernised and had up till then been waiting to train the other half of my army as artillery and engineers. i was able to mobilise a huge number of troops (i picked equality as my national value which gave me an extra 1% mobilisation size than if i had picked liberty) so with my japanese brothers' help i was actually able to hold alright

you're taking money from people investing in crypto it's like bullying the disabled

looks like the japs managed to get some of their ships too, nice
let's just hope they remain our allies and don't turn their sights on us later...
also why was the last post deleted, is some janny big on crypto or something?

>people
who cares about the wealthy

you deleted my posts without my consent for the last time you NIGGER

i'm sorry for party rocking -___-

>deletes mc posts
>retains majorly homo crap like ipad games for the mentally disabled and whatever the post directly above this one is
m d e dropped
g s g dropped

vicky 2 is a pc game

>>2102505
what if sengoku but also had china and india

le river pupperino

this is us

look at those polackenschweine lol

ups, i forgot to attach the picture. the question is, do i take Danzig for myself?

why is this guy so obsessed with poland? it's like johan and turkey

because small teutonic order ist the best marsh. simple as

on the other side of evropa???

what's wrong with obsessing over polan
she's cute and wheaty

they are like the eagle from the North. no one expects them. think of Austrias aggression. out of nowhere they come and siege wien

it was poland that did that

dzjyeem dzjyakoubshyeen

but poland is ugly + is so backwards, they like/need inno ideas^^

didn't click

Can...can I post Attila Total War screenshots here as I play tall and don´t feel like /twg/ is the right place for this.

yes please. post Total War

you can post whatever u want baby gurl muah

i like total war too and i think theyre more of grand strategy than pdx games but i dont like the newer games im a boomer playing the original medieval and shogun

and gs games are more "total war" than total war games themselves. let that sink in..

>let that sink in
no i wont

it ist 1488!

just throw it in the thread
uh huh
uh huh
uh huh
just throw it in the thread

imagine signing up to be a janny and doing nothing but monitoring /gsg/

>>2102968
who the fuck would ever play in india

>>2103151
They're fun to conquer

>>2098608
There's an Assyrian Nestorian count in the upper Mesopotamia near Mosul under Hulegu in the 1265-ish start date, both in Vanilla and HIP. AFAIK that's the only other Nestorian ruler in the entire game beside Socotra. Not sure about the nomads you're talking about though.

>>2098608
>I saw Socatra which could be interesting to play tall but needs a bit of work around to be "playable" as a Mercantile Republic.
Been ages since I've done it, but it was pretty simple. I think you just give your son the city and then you need to capitulate to a tyranny war.

FUCK
should i just give russia outer manchuria and try to beat back the qing?
i no longer have the nips on my side

yes

too late it's over
tho desu it's ridiculous that russia gets to keep their made-up cores if they lose their war to try to conquer them
they'd be the laughing stock of europe and they'd lose any claim to the region
the same should be true for all of the nations that can be liberated from russian rule it's a pain in the ass that playing as any of them (e.g. poland, turkestan, manchuria, suur suomi, or if you fancy playing something like ukraine) means that you have to annihilate the entire russian army every 5 years.

I can write nigger all I want you stupid fucking janny.
Suck my cock.

just concede to russia that land is low pop anyway
then take peking from the ching as it has manchu pops

>they'd be the laughing stock of europe and they'd lose any claim to the region
yeah, just like england was the laughing stock of europe because they failed their attempt at conquering transvaal and oranje
then they never tried that again, both of those boer republics are independent to this very day

ah yes France famously never stopped caring about Alsace–Lorraine

>Russia
lol even the bolshevik government (not Russian) wanted to get back Russian Imperial borders
also half of those nationalities weren't even sentient at the time so they would only exist as puppets

a "war" with 409 British soldiers dead is a tiiiiiny bit different to, for example, the 70,000 dead in the russo-japanese war (a more analogous war which saw russia decidedly humiliated and raised japan to great power status in a single stroke) - let alone the 1.6 million dead Russians as in >>2102903
definitely the same thing

yes, i agree, completely different
one is a war against some nonwhites against land that ultimately doesn't matter very much, one is a war to subjugate the white man and drink his blood — a matter of honor for the anglos

as is their divine right

nothing divine about that Godforsaken island

>get back Russian Imperial borders
I'm talking about a situation in which they fail to conquer it the first time around. And this Imperial Russia which fully played along with the "Concert of Europe", not Bolshevik Realpolitik.
They should lose their cores when failing to conquer (or reconquer cores from a liberated country) and have a decision to reclaim them under a fascist/communist dictatorship
>half of those nationalities weren't even sentient at the time so they would only exist as puppets
If only I were talking about a hypothetical Victoria 2 campaign in which the player was playing one of these countries winning their independence...
The critical thinking abilities of my beloved gsg really have gone downhill over the years. Completely incapable of responding in any terms other than clichéd racial platitudes.

3/10 bait

actually russia loses cores on polend if the poles win their rebellion
russia doesn't have cores on finlan outside of vyborg and petsamo
and russia doesn't have cores on central asia
at least in crimesmod

all that is cool and all but have you thought about Jewish people and their right to exist?

that's a problem with liqqy in general, there's no claims, only cores, and you can't remove them (not counting late game cbs which break the nation)
crimeamod does well with removing them like when russia losses poland, but you can't code it for all shit

they have their really cool oblast yet they don't use it

khazars and swamp germans aren't jews

they are jews because jew is a modern word
it's the israelites and iudeans that are not jews

wrong

right

/v/ is hecking unusable
entertain me peasants

you're getting molested btw

make me kike

being molested is entertaining

>>2103552
https://youtu.be/4ZtFk2dtqv0

can the brownest poster itt post hand?

sure

>unshaved arms
vantablack coalskinned nigger

>he shaves his arms
>/qa/ lingo
i surmise from this you're a hairless young twink
if i were greek i would have fucked you so hard

>>2103524
yeah, the tiny default congress poland borders
but god forbid you try to reclaim any more than that - have fun fighting russia every 5 years until the end of the game
or do the same with poland's german-owned cores - have fun fighting germany every 5 years until the end of the game
at least from the invention of great wars you can dismantle them repeatedly, though. but they'll still keep coming for you all the same

>irl poland reclaims land past the curzon line
>has to fight wars for it every 20 years

lul monkey boy talking about gay sex classic

if you shave your body you're asking to be raped
sorry, i don't make the rules

wow someone in here actually criticized another guy for not shaving his arms
what a sÖymale

rate my hand writing.

aislop/10
don't you guys have hands?

aislop/10

slopmind

he said only the brownest
*looks in the mirror*
i'm clearly white, so i need not post hand

^ brown pretending to be evropean

not only is he brown but also he missed the joke behind 67 so he's dumb as well

sorry mate but your hands make you look like a pig
clean your freaking liver spots

those are freckles

leave him alone
if i come across a freckled woman of that complexion i will sweep her off her feet and put babies in her

niggers

if both tribes are white, nothing wrong with mixing
much of germany and poland and russia are whites descended from rapebabies anyways

no that's still bad
if you racemix you end up with such freaks as ukrainians and prussians (german, not balt)

the americans racemixed between different "white" ethnicities and look what happened to them

skibidi gyatt rizz only in germaniums while grandi and liqqy2 are willy waggling over cheevos and dem pops, talex screaming “/gsg/... home” as poland can into space with bantu cultures and boers in HPM paraslop, willy wagglers posting infopic in steamgruppen while the byzies cry over preuben, eu4babs calling it a memegame but AARnon said "nah senpai this be lit" bro thinks he's aura farming but gets called "not reading allat" by replyfag as grobgermaniums roleplaying in crimeamod while Germania burns. meanwhile nfag was busy waggling his willy to ankha zone as talex hitting “I like ya cut G” over the Victoria 2 GFM frontlines while grob Germaniums be “make me kike” while getting annexed by Poland for the 8th time because of mid micro. they’re mewing for /big/ infopic replies while otter tries to rush HPM Italy unification, it’s skibidi time in /gsg/ goon cave while Liqqy2 says “literally 1984” when jannies delete another raiders memethread, meanwhile /biggers/ are watching Family Guy funny moments compilation with Victoria 2 battle music on, as they yearn “grandi save me blud."

see, that's what happens when you leave your ancestral homeland of evropa and become deracinated: you go insane and post posts like that one

I didn't deny the holocaust, the holocaust denied me

i liked the skibidi gyatt rizz only in germaniums line o/

burn niggers at the stake

are you kidding? some of the women from ukraine are some of the finer breeds i've ever seen
and as for prussians, well, i can't comment on those since i don't think i've ever met any or been near that area

skibidi biden

otter more like snotter

>noooooooo you can't racemix, prussians are le bad!
is this the mutt you're so afraid of?

she looks like young putin

>the americans racemixed between different "white" ethnicities and look what happened to them
as it appears europe is begging american military support to protect them from a non-existant russian hostility

skibidi gyatt rizz only in germaniums while grandi and talex spin up yet another memegame2, claiming it’ll really get the noggin joggin but it’s just more paraslop, liqqy2 leaking dev diaries in transcord while eu4babs cry about kurwa blobrs minmaxing poland into groBgermaniums. /gsg/ my beloved… said AARnon still typing under every infopic reposted by the hueschizo with the otter pfp. Preuben fuel memes, Albanian fuel memes, Bantu fuel memes, all while dem pops get nuked by t.johan and his troonbennar puppet state. Jannies spam “report and ignore” but the reportfag ratio gets nuked by the next /big/ fantaslop drop.. crimeamod is back, baby. Steamgruppen in meltdown as Bobocrunch leaks a creamapi fix for memegame cheevos, Willy hits uninstall but comes crawling back for numod and AARnon’s next cursed run. Meanwhile in t./gsg/, the replyfag argues with the hueschizo about whether goy4 is dead or just mid, as poal.me votes decide the next kangz nation to we wuzz into oblivion. Otter trying to rizz up baby Gronk in preuben but the bantu cultures are rebelling, boers demanding bitcoin while Wiz, Johan, t.johan, all sitting in a goon cave called steamgruppen, milking midwits for bitcoin DLCs that cost your firstborn popos. yet in the backrooms, Arumba mewing while hugging Huggy Wuggy, as he ghostwrites for AARnon's next imgur slopee.

why this faggot pretending to be otterfag tryharding so much

dunno

>AARnon had a ghostwriter
actually explains why some of his aars were just a reskin from his old aars

>that carpet
yeah...

he likes the smell it makes

in short, yikes. never post in /fa/ again.

i learned my lesson

i didn't and i will do it again
that's my message to all the janitors of the world

all the posts... gone
holocausted away...

@grok what is your opinion on this?

niggers

>>2103607
why was this post deleted?
no, seriously, why the FUCK was this on-topic post talking about both victoria 2 mechanics and real life history deleted? are the jannies retarded?

you forgot to add that Poland got wiped off the map after that

it was the funny thing to do

no it wasn't
the general government was still polend just like heydrichs czechia was still czechia

those were just occupation zones of germany

>you have to wait 120 seconds before replying
now i know how an eu4 player feels having to wait 10 years for every click

occupation zones of what?

you're being retarded and wrong

wrong
im being retarded and right

also poland stopped existing in 1795 and was gone forever
what came after it is warsawan republic

factually based actually

that's like saying post napoopanic france is the parisian republic

gas the kikes
race war now

protip: banned /gsg/gers who said naughty words (such as nigger) may find use of this ban evading website
4chan gay/vst/thread/2101509

>>2103876
virus dont click

the jannies will not get me and neither will some 3rd party data thiefs

newfag actually gets banned instead of a warning lol

huh?

virus dont click

wuh? wuhzat?

that's what i imagine the average polish man in usa to look like

that's a dog

obviously i was referring to the video

and i was obviously doing a funny

its actually a puppy

every puppy is a dog
not every dog is a puppy

>moderators do a banwave
>/gusguh/ is more active than ever
really gets the noggin joggin

trvke

do you even get banned for spamming on gsg

probably yes
but that gibberishposting raider is obviously ban evading

did i survive the ban

okay cool

hello where are all the posts?

[Deleted]

it's like with children, just make new ones

>>2103909
turks are based

t. urk

attaboy, ataturk!

why didnt hitler just sit on his ass spamming aircraft with his ic and kill britain
if he did that america wouldnt join the war either and he could kill the soviets in a one front war

ataturks more like atajew
https://web.archive.org/web/20240205092443/https://www.atajew.com/

reminder that the entire "proof" of ataturk being a jew is him happening to be born in a city with a minority jew population
calling him a jew is like calling scwarthzenigger black because a single black happened to be in his city once

because german airforce got ripped apart early on duh

gitler was actually 1 week or so of continued bombing away from crippling the fighter command bases, preventing the royal air force from mounting effective resistance against following bombing
but right around that time the bomber command mounted a nuisance bomber raid on berlin, which dropped very few bombs, but some of them landed near hitler hosting a diplomatic party from the soviet union and that immensely enraged him so he ordered the luftwaffe to target london first and foremost. because of that the fighter command was able to rebuild its capability and continue inflicting losses on the luftwaffe

57
that's not true, the losses on both sides were about equal

>>2101655
I played it, and I am going to be POSITIVE
>Arab/African South America is neat
>I like how you can get a reasonable sense of the timeline by seeing different events as each country
>souf led Germany unification
>Italian Napoleone Bonaparte and alt Napoleonic Wars but with England as a rebellious ally are neat
>Brabant is a fun game
>big Poland
>Byz as the big boss that rewrote the borders of Europe after non-Napoleonic Wars is neat
>Korea into Tultaehan is the only time playing as China is fun

And NEGATIVE
>the name Celtic Union is dumb, localize it
>there should be a better way to play as Martletist England instead of Danes and crippling yourself
>the New World needs more content, especially as the Dutch liberating the slaves and making a real Freedom(tm) nation.
>big Poland exists
>big Poland for some reason supports the Greeks against the Russians in Crimea, even though the only reason they exist in universe is panslavists demanding they ditch Lithuania for constantly dragging them to war against Russia
>Byzantium is EXTREMELY fucked, it should be way more unstable and overextended, it's meant to only tentatively occupy the Serbs and co. after Napoleon withdrew but can keep them easily without infamy or revolts, even integrate the cultures easily.
>the two Byz routes make no sense politically and should be flipped
>Romanians and Hungarians vote to federate in opposition to international treaties 80% of the time and that would never happen lmao

>big Poland
that's literally every alt-his vic2 mod

cant tell if what 9 said is true or not because im a posing little retard nigger who only has a vague idea of history

it is true you can trust me

yea' but equal losses doesn't win you a war, that and i quote "just sit on his ass spamming aircraft with his ic" doesn't help prevent stalin and the mutts from coming at hitler from both sides

the goal of a campaign is to achieve its strategic goals; k/d only matters if it makes you run out of capabilities to continue fighting
like i said the germans were pummeling british airbases and were very close to crippling their resistance. this is by english accounts, not german ones, germans were oblivious.
with crippled fighter command the luftwaffe could have proceeded to bomb england with close to impunity, but of course only the southwest england, not much past london because they lacked the range on their escort fighters. which is where we come back to the fact that strategic bombing is just not very effective if you don't have nukes/get lucky with a firestorm/use biological weapons

i'm reading all that

>like i said the germans were pummeling british airbases and were very close to crippling their resistance. this is by english accounts, not german ones, germans were oblivious.
>this is by english accounts, not german ones,
>germans were oblivious.
>germans were oblivious.
>germans were oblivious.
looks like you answered your own question as to why hitler didn't keep doing it

it wasn't my question, retard, but i already answered it in 59
retarded niggerfaggot this is why we don't have nuanced discussions anymore

germans are very very smart and industrious except for when we actually need them to be
so in other words they may as well be braindead niggercattle

well in the 2nd weltkrieg they took on most of the rest of the industrialised world and came quite close to winning
so they must have done something right. that and their enemies were really fucking incompetent

>really fucking incompetent
understatement of the century
Germans got lucky on everything and still lost

>most of the industrialized world
>the part of the world that held half the global manufacturing industry and the other part that had a quarter wasn't taken

who was supposed to stop germland?
the british dont have an army, the french were too busy sniffing each others asses to do anything and everyone else in europe just gets rolled 1v1
rest of the world is lucky it was hitler and clowncar of drug addicts and megalomaniacs running the show instead of literally anyone else

next time just don't blob, okay germany?

>the british dont have an army
Plenty of manpower and materiel, although they lost a lot of it at Dunkirk, but it could be replaced. Germany couldn't replace anything sustainably.

i dont think ill ever be not butthurt at my mother for not letting us live in germany
literally everybody but me in our maternal line knows german too its just utterly embarrassing

germany is currently killing itself
you're better off staying where you are in poland

well so is poland so

why not learn german

poland is killing herself but she's doing it way slower than germany because poles are incompetent
therefore it's much better to live in poland without millions of NIGGERS

how can you call arabs such a vile word, when they will eventually crown your country as part of a sultanate, something more glorious than what you have yet to ever see become of your country

best place to move to as a crypto trillionaire, grand strategically speaking?

krakow

your local bank where you can sell all that crap and become scamproof
you'll realize this when you also realize that real currerency is never going away

currency*

>real currerency is never going away
are you sure about that
>real
how "real" is fiat paper money anyway. the paper isnt real, the number on your bank account isnt real.

whenever someone says "fiat money" it reminds me of fiat cars and i get amused

yeah india is rich and weak. funny how more money makes you more money. just like in real life.

do i play Japan?(ODA) but when i think off the task again before me.. :/

play in japan but take inno ideas

>how "real" is fiat paper money anyway. the paper isnt real, the number on your bank account isnt real.
the fact that normies use it to this day validates it
fiat or not, it doesn't matter, what matters is whether or not you have to means to counterfeit it
>the number on your bank account isnt real.
it is real as far as the bank is capable of validating it by spitting money into my hand
meanwhile your crypto shit: something you haven't even practiced cashing in yet because you are too lazy to even test your strategy against scams, in other words too lazy to cash in like i told you days ago
i can use my money to buy food and i have, meanwhile you throw your money at a question mark and claim its armored and will stand the test of time... when you haven't even tested it yet, silly cuck

8
I halfassed it for a while and ended up finding out I am like 5 times better at learning and comprehending French
I do want to learn it eventually but God knows when that'll be, I'm too busy now

everyone would think this because french is a madeup language like english. it takes a soul to learn it. you have to mentally scream german with a thick and hard german accent instead of a robotic monotone. listen to a hitler speech and you'll instantly get it.

>test your strategy against scams
bro what are you talking about? why would i cash in right now when the top isnt even close to being in yet

>>2104186
You're ahead of me so far. Will be interesting to see if you can stay on pace. Wish I had more screenshots from this campaign, the next screenshot I was able to recover from this was from 1600

>why would i waste time with precautions when i'm driving so fast and having a blast
you wouldn't understand since you are a complete fool
you need to have your ass handed to you for you to understand, but your hopes will be obliterated when that happens

>euro hours
vic2 posting
>yankee hours
eu4 posting and poland hate

76
dont bother trying to convert people that havent realized crypto is the future by now they had 15 years

nothing wrong with a little poland hate

t.urk

>precautions
what precautions? i know cash flow is important and i have plans for profit taking but its simply too early, if i cash out now i just miss out on profit for no reason

>you haven't even practiced cashing in yet because you are too lazy to even test your strategy against scams, in other words too lazy to cash in like i told you days ago
you transfer your crypto to coinbase and then sell it for usdc and withdraw to your bank account does this guy think its 2011 or something and theres only shady sites around

the future looks grim and gay if true

the crypto network state future is actually pretty awesome but you have to be high iq enough to 'get' it

okay then why is America killing all the high IQ Whites

>you transfer your crypto to coinbase and then sell it for usdc and withdraw to your bank account does this guy think its 2011 or something and theres only shady sites around
and how long do you think that takes? mind you, you're selling something intangible for a number that instantly has actual value in your physical bank account tied to your name, knowing (hopefully) full well that cashing in crypto is a booster of monetary inflation of real world cash

its just banter

>why are high iq whites trying to seperate from society and make their own states and financial systems and societies while living in a world hostile to high iq whites
eventually youll put 2 to 2 together and join in
>and how long do you think that takes?
5min i done it before
didnt read the rest of your post btw

unrape yourself

how much of your bulk did you cash in? you said you only started with an 80K purchase of btc? i doubt the system would allow for you to cash in twice that amount all at once, by then a lot can happen with the graph number (like say an unfortunate crash which is what scared you into cashing in anyways)

why would they
the bitcoiners print fro them

im not that guy and i think buying in bulk is retarded and that guy is retarded if he bought 80k of btc up front and is waiting for it to peak so he can sell and make a massive profit or something thats just retarded
you buy btc weekly and stack it up slowly for years

oh wait so he cashed in
wasnt keeping up
when'll he start donating to AFD

>80K purchase of btc
no i went all-in btc with all my life savings in april when the price was at 80k. im not saying how much i bought but it was less than 80k.

why would you go all-in
the no.1 rule of investing in anything is to dollar-cost average

*pirates your crypto*
nothing personal kid

>why would you go all-in
iirc he said it was only savings from 3 years of wagiecaging, if crypto scams him he could just crush his own soul for 3 more years to make the money back :^)

who gives a hoot about their religino

the only thing he needs to do to not get scammed is to never do anything except buy btc and send it to a cold wallet and never use anything except coinbase to sell and convert to usd

do the "into the red sea" mission diplomatically

wasn´t there more replys a minute ago?
anyways,
do "into the read sea" diplomatically

oh nvm, it was your old campaign

>wasn't there more replys a minute ago?
janny is doing regular carpetbombing runs

Seppuku -1 stab
Seppuku -1 stab
Seppuku! -1 stab

sudoku -10% idea cost

should´ve 1444 and admin focus,

admin focus does not prevent the shogun from forcing you to sepuku, retard

but for coring and stabbing up you, nigger

should´ve 1444 and honorabru disprray

Turkey
Turkey
Turkey!

not a big fan of turkeys, they're big and clumsy

their meat is also dry as hell

its le current year you cant be playing good games
now go back to goi$

what game is this answer fast pls I have to go soon

>>2104287
vogelfalen

>355
you don't mind if steal some of the architecture from this image?

9.99$ per pixel bud
take it or leave it

it's age of empires 2, ehy haven't you played it before

perhaps he's a cossacks only type of dude

*declares war*

oda was?

seppuku isnt that bad.. you lose all the stab anyways vs ashikaga. but i fucked up, hosokawa suvived and i cant get rid of him.
77% autonomie

Will EUV finally let me form the Oda Caliphate?

if it occurs fifty years outside of start date that is unfortunatelt outside of the technical limitations of the game

>now go back to goi$
hahahhah why would i play such trash

love watching these territory disputes go down

the minimap tickles me

>four different players clogging up the center with miners and their camps
lol

make that five

saved. looksa like medieval yuri's revenge

>aoe
gay, post stronghold or whatever the new hd version that came out

the new stronghold remake is legitimately shit
well, normal stronghold is so good it's impossible for the remake to not be fun to play, but it's legitimately much worse than the original

stronghold would be a good game for me if it had fuckhuge maps
i don't know why it doesn't have fuckhuge maps, their maps are tiny as fuck all, way too small to fit 8 players with ample space for city-planning and fortifications
you won't catch me playing this

because stronghold is a single player game first and foremost
and of course we won't catch you playing it, you only play shit games

>because stronghold is a single player game first and foremost
what, you mean 1v1? pffffffffff
of course i meant singleplayer you retard, me and max amount of other ai, free for all

no, i mean single player, retard, not some gay skirmish but properly crafted scripted scenarios with soul put into them
of course you wouldn't know that. you wouldn't know a good game if it hit you upside your empty head

get better bait

observe how an imbecile's brain shuts down when presented with the objective truth that shits on his narrow, retarded worldview

>narrow, retarded worldview
>discussion about a game
shitty bait/10 lmao

case in point
everything he disagrees with is, somehow, bait, no matter how reasonable

>>2104213
and australian hours is one retard playing an rts and talking to himself
if you needed any more proof this is an euro general

that and you can only train one unit at a time and the game fucking blocks auto clicker

play victoria 2 it fixes that problem

i have an idea for a "myth of consent" meme

delicious wilderness

>2 town centers next to eachother
hoho, plenty of chaos to record there...

>he feels called out so he redoubles the shitposting with an offtopic game
lol

your argument was poor, because there was nothing there of substance underneath all the ad-hominem
therefore it was filed under bait
>barracks built nearby
uh-oh...

there was substance, you were just too retarded to understand it
as expected of a guy who posts offtopic video games as a way of shitting up our humble general

Remakes are all shit no good remake under the sun

oblivion lost remake is good
but i don't think that counts if the original oblivion lost was never released

gonna play vic3
pick between ottomans, china, japan, serbia, russia

i pick vic2

Okay i havent been on 4chan in like 15 years

what the FUCK is vic 3?????????? ive watched maybe 5 hours of gameplay vids and start a game and just sit there with no idea what to do. is it even a game? what the fuck is going on

vic3 is exactly like those gacha games
players when talking about it on 4channel only post memes and extraneous stuff, but never the actual gameplay itself

that's true
if i hadn't watched the johan video of liqqy3 i would never have known what its gameplay looks like

>>2104705
what gameplay? i literally don't understand how it can be considered a game.
maybe a calendar simulator?

>Okay i havent been on 4chan in like 15 years
you have a long way to go
>what the FUCK is vic 3?????????? ive watched maybe 5 hours of gameplay vids and start a game and just sit there with no idea what to do. is it even a game? what the fuck is going on
lmao
vic 3 aka shittoria 3 is the worst "grand strategy" game, i need not explain further than that
just stop playing it, start with something better like, uhh, i dunno', hearts of iron 3

its like a spreadsheet thing, think like aurora4x or rtw
but instead of doing cool things like making big botes or killing aliens you just push numbers up higher and higher nonstop

>>2104710
vicky 2 was my favorite game out of all the paradox titles :(
vic 3 literally feels like a 5 speed vintage calendar simulator. i don't understand any portion of the game whatsoever after doing all the tutorials (lol) and watching like 4 different people do entire runs

good thing i didnt pay for this, time to torrent hoi4 and get pissed off at not knowing how to design a division

ok but here's the deal: you can still play vic2 just fine

>>2104715
do you not know how to reply to people?
and yeah i could also go play space invaders. after a while games lose their charm.

>vicky 2 was my favorite game out of all the paradox titles :(
oh, you made me think that you were a complete newfag to grand strategy games
if you played v2 then v3 should be easier to understand
>vic 3 literally feels like a 5 speed vintage calendar simulator.
all GSGs are like this, why have you not noticed this yet

who the fuck is this guy who just keeps hijacking my conversations and pretending to be me

i don't know faggot, what posts are yours

>he is a literal updooter slave
>he feels physical aversion to playing older games (vic2 is not even old)
trash like vic3 is all you deserve, if we're being honest

all me

>>2104723
because usually there are things i get to do inbetween calendar days / weeks / months / whatever.

vic 3 is literally "build iron mine. wait 18 weeks. build luxury clothes factory. wait 21 weeks. build tools factory. wait 16 weeks." i have NO idea whatsoever i'm supposed to actually be doing

>the shitposting troll ignores the fact that this newfag hasn't been on 4chan "in like 15 years"
>because he is a troll
there you have it

>>2104727
when you greentext you're supposed to use first person

>is literal updooter slave
>feels physical aversion to playing older games

candyass vic 3 is old at this point. vic 2 is ancient and i've played probably 800 hours on it, i'm done with it.

>vic 3 is literally "build iron mine. wait 18 weeks. build luxury clothes factory. wait 21 weeks. build tools factory. wait 16 weeks." i have NO idea whatsoever i'm supposed to actually be doing
oh okay well, like i said before, find a better game to play because i can't help you with that one
can't help you play a shitty game that i personally haven't played, logically

yes that's also suspicious
4chan wasn't a thing in 2001

*consumes cement*

>candyass vic 3 is old at this point. vic 2 is ancient and i've played probably 800 hours on it, i'm done with it.
based troll
still not nearly to the level of robbie, but i give it a solid 5/10, with room for improvement

15 years ago was 2010 dumbass

no it wasn't retard
that would mean people born in 2007 are 18 years old right now which is clearly ridiculous

>>2104738
>>2104738
>>2104738
omg time flies

did anyone hear anything?
... must've been the wind

victoria 2 is now older than doom 2 was when victoria 2 released
let that sink in... how much video games have stagnated...

its 2010 and im playing cs 16 with my friends at the internet cafe

is that a singleplayer match?

>>2104741
>hurr durr im so funny ECKSDEE 2001? 24 yeaars ago??? its still 2010 ;)

kys

not his fault the jews messed with the passage of time

55
yes, he is playing cs 16 with bots

i liked aoe 3 more than 2
what now bitchboy
is your butt blasted hehe

*produces tanks*

>aoe3
the rise of 3D models, also known as the worst graphics imaginable in rts
>aoe2
the era where sprite models were at their peak
the 3D virgin vs the 2D chad
flawless victory on that end
aoe3 was too ugly for me to even try it
the era was also gayer
>colonial times, the early dystopian tranny era
yea' give me aoe2 any day

nothing wrong with that

alri lets see
1-2 ottomans
3-4 china
5-6 japan
7-8 serbia
9-0 russia

1-4 coal
5-0 gems

ugh, freedom for the manchu people

now you have an excuse to blob like a retard

Taiping victory is always kino and actually gives a reason why it would make any sense for Manchuria to be independent; why would they split from the Qing?

probably same reason ukraine would want to split from the soviet union despite ukrainians being the most overrepresented ethnicity in the soviet power structures
real life is weird like that

yeah heavenly kingdom is cool
which makes it all the more boring that theres 0 flavor for it and nobody in the world cares about an althis of it winning

ugh

>Proverbs 16:33
looks like i'm cleared to go on mine-posting

>manchuria
cool campaign
is it organic?

its GMO

what the FUCK does organic mean in this context?

1-4 you're gay
5-9 you're very, very gay

>doing a roll in a slow board
real retard hours rn

why ally korea instead of eating it

all you need to do is not know what the last few post numbers were and you can roll just fine

ugh

>>2104809
hello? answer me. what the fuck does that mean?

28
because that would put me at odds with japan and china is richer anyway
as a bonus north china has my accepted pops (manchus)

yoo playa i don't play a lot of dogshite yesterdays gsg's but i was wondering if you hit the ~ several thousand times to get that result or not.. i guess what i'm tryna say is... cool map

i guess this is what i get for responding to retarded gorilla niggers like the post above me
the janitors should do something about trash like him

as for me, its france parking its entire army in algeria and losing every single war its entered because of it

jet uranus

stellaris was the last good grans strategy game

oops meant to write trans strategy game

stellaris is cute and valid

bantus

next heirs to great britain

still waiting on that zulu prime minister of england that i was promised

you already got a gigamutt from usa and a indian
what more can you ask for?

how i feel when i'm browsing /gsg/ everyday

dont believe you for a fucking second

dark pusci is real

personal note for a later campaign do not delete for off-topic

Israel

report and ignore gibberishposting retards

what a peculiar looking evropa

UGH

i'm to cool to lower myself into playing games like that
anyway what country is in austria

then why are you in this general?

hey new manchuria poster its the guy who played them a few days ago and then ragequit when the qing and russians double-teamed me
good luck
try to learn from my mistakes
keep japan on your side at all times against russiums
i think blobbing and getting infamy might have made them break their alliance with me (which i didnt have show as a notification... silly me)

westernizing in liquoria is a meme
enjoy your manchu pops leaving in droves while you will never be able to state chyna and your country gets more han every day

much of the game is a meme

im enjoying your manchu posting keep it up :)

^gayest words have never been said

that's good, no?

then what would be the gayest words?

boutta play as grease @ the last day on ufool4
should we expand east or west bros

>enjoy your manchu pops leaving in droves while you will never be able to state chyna and your country gets more han every day
works on my machine
your pops only leave because (You) are unable to provide them with living conditions

>your country gets more han every day
>he doesn't know

wow, they really do want minimum wage
too bad i'm using that reform fervor to give them better schools :)

that just makes them mad again

don't worry, i will give it to them.................................. eventually

btw

jesus, i've never seen evropa this bad in this mod
why does europa always look like shit when you play outside of it?

the ai is quirky like that

gsg be like the village drunks that keep getting arrested and let out by the fat local bobby

japan is investing so much money in me, they're my friends :)

nooooooooooooo, the two polands are fighting :(

mememod?

meme prizes

dont they have a decision to annex you if youre in their sphere or something

grandi will find a way

wir wollen unseren alten Kaiser Grandi wiederhaben

got an epic coal mine in kosovo but rußia flipped to rev and now i'm all alone alliance wise, meanwhile sick otter of europ is kind of ill based on my observation

97
yes, japan has a decision or event to make manchukuo into a puppet, which is why i called myself clueless and why >>2104941's advice is not good either
honestly anyone in /gsg/ should know that japan made manjuria into a puppet as that was the primary reason why japan took part in the 2nd weltkrieg

japan should have won btw

what a sad event :(

19
my heart sympathises with their cause, because they've been done dirty by the anglos, yanks and dutch, but my mind understands that they haven't done their due diligence to win the war, so they didn't deserve winning it

are you not gonna eat the rest of chy-na?

no

hehe ehehehehe
for those who know

personally im an artisan

nihon got a baby boom in their best state, i'm jealous
meanwhile i'm now a gp, which is really useless for me

*produces a tank*

grab a state off china so you can get the meme mod event too

>>2105228
forgot image

*consumes bottled products*
*produces posts*

event 14680 is a vanilla event

oohhh ohhh aaaaaah i'm so close i'm so fucking close aaaaaaaaaah i'm doing it i'm givin-
oh wait nevermind i don't give a shit about your kleinmanchuria make it bigger or fuck off ( ︶︿︶)_∩

the vanilla event doesnt add life rating and immigrant attraction to the home state or the boatload of modifiers the colony would get

why not play it yourself if you want it to be groB?
i want mein to be klein

^ + ^ + ^
t.he guy who keeps whining about offtopic

4 u

>>2104881
bad map
>>2104887
stupid map
>4888
weird map
>104892
lame map
>5096
boring map
>098
annoying map
>164
irritating map
>169
dumb map
>5182
retarded map
>05204
odd map
>>2105215
hmm actualy kinda epic map
>232
REALLY ugly map

are we being raided?

>>2105246
all me btw

no
trust me

>>2105247
nah not a raid i don't think

yeah pretty sure it's not a raid i'm a 4chan mod i would know

i like to delete other peoples' posts if they gave me transxiety

maybe i will but not today

transxiety? what's that?

sister city of transoxiania

thats when you get so scared of being trans you consume another girlpill

that makes no sense retard

the janny we have here is really not competent, he deletes posts he ought not delete and leaves posts he should delete undeleted

i'm telling mom

cute trash panda

curious how all rodentlovers are trannies

is there an otter in this room or what

but i'm not a tranny

transvestites are not real

How Long does this fucking range ban lasts?

at least take sakhalin

but i am not a tranny

too Long, if you ask myself

make it even more blurry, i can almost see something

>>2105301
why was this post deleted?

then unrangeban me or i keep continuing this unholy handyposting o.o

Trade-Quality ideas. Next (Admin) Idea i don't know yet. But inno is of no need.

>didn't take innovative
you deserved the rangeban

if earth is flat why johan put play-doh bumps in it

crimed myself to mod for the first time

is the earth flat though?

what is your criteria for marriage partners in crusader kings 3

i prefer my spouse to exist in the better game: ck2

how does that prove our world is flat?

we need to stop playing pdx games and turn this into an ageod general

ok, sell me on ageod games

i dont know i havent played them yet and honestly they seem plagued by crashes and performance issues judged off the reviews they get so who knows
but theyre labeled grand strategy and they look like really deep boomer games with a lot of nice autism like theres a whole game on the russian civil war whites v reds

sir this is a p&c general

>moon landing fake
>water above the earth
>how does that prove our world is flat?

looks interesting

>moon landing fake
americans being cheap
>water above the earth
proof?
>how does that prove our world is flat?
even if both of those were correct, how does water above earth even prove our world is flat?

here's an idea: do an aar of an ageod game and jumpstart the ageod golden age in /gsg/

>>2101509 (OP)
I think letting HPM guy aka Alex Grandi kick out all other modders then kicking him out was a bad idea as you can tell by the scarcity of good vickymods now

TGC and Crimeamod won(for me)

>5357
verryy nice imitation of a reddit argument
wish i could upvote this

i posted two very sound proofs for the intuitive gsg mind, but some jealous sadcase deletes every second post i make... and he won't 1v1 me in victoria deux

this fucking serbian rebels is so bullshit man, the fucker couldn't even muster up army of 10 thousand yet their 30k rebels keep respawning once the previous 30k died literally instantly

>honestly anyone in /gsg/ should know that japan made manjuria into a puppet as that was the primary reason why japan took part in the 2nd weltkrieg
obviously i know that i just didnt know that the mememod gives them a decision to just eat you
anyways doesnt invalidate my point about using them against russia, no point in avoiding being killed by nippon only to be devoured by the bear

you can obviously fight to stay independent, why would a historical decision make it a mememod?

>>2105297
*karafuto

*caхaлин

the girl i'm trying to fuck has a framed photo of Atatürk in her room because he's "her idol"
she's not even turkish she's a WASP
is this a bad sign?

she's sabbatean, run

>>2105221
>Thus Britain from May to August, 1939, succeeded in broadcasting to the world that Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia, Finland and Bessarabia as well as the Ukraine were being directly threatened by Germany.
wtf is this true?
this is exactly like the jews operate today, blame others for things they themselves caused or are about to cause

Nepal, Tibet, Mongols and Taiwan. So much Friends :)

it can't be a whatsapp image because whatsapp doesn't compress images and his screenshot is blurry as fuck

many much:)
i don't know, sended it (the Pic) from pc to WhatsApp, then saved it on the Phone and loaded it here high

>we did a little mining off screen
>ruBia vassalized a fairly big rev turkey in my last screencap then allied themselves with the americans
>got our 2nd coal mine in southern tip of corsica
meanwhile pruBia is 18k in debt and still looking to debtmaxx even more (so i can't call them into wars if you don't play the crap)
so now i'm cockblocked from blobbing east
i can't even crush the revolution in france by myself either, so i'm gonna have to suck that -5 prestige, but still, imagine making greece this gross and stable and prosperous and so on as a monarchy but the game still thinks that i'm lesser than war torn revolutionaries with high devastation and unrest
oh well, for now i'm just gonna nick a province or two from italy and balkans
and by the time pruBia is free from debt, i'll be more than strong enough to solo the great powers

*southern tip of Sardinia FUCK

cool blue byzantium

>the girl i'm trying to fuck has a framed photo of Atatürk in her room because he's "her idol"
that's some weird autism
check if "she" has a dick before anything

>he has
Papa Turk, here I come!

>>2105098
NOOOO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO TAX MY POPS 100% WITH 100% TARIFFS AND MAKE £10,000 A DAY AND FIGHT 100K REBELS EVERY 6 MONTHS AND SCRATCH MY HEAD WONDERING WHY I HAVE NET 0 POP GROWTH WITH ALL THE EMIGRATION YOU'RE PLAYING THE GAME WRONG

>>2105746
>>2105746
this but unironically

*demands reparations from the qing dynasty*
*sets taxes to 0*
psh...

100% taxes
17.99% efficiency
squeezing them dry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w608EMt9mU
v______v

94
why didn't spain or italy do this irl?

eu4bab be like

i don't get it

why would eu4 players hate eu5 when it's just eu4 paying lip service to vic2?

well you see eu5 is an idle game disguised as a grand strategy game

how so

are you both dumb
the thumbnail says, in otterspeak, eu5 will be lit
my post however conveys that they're so deep in their eu4bab bubble to even suggest that remotely close to being the case

>trying to bait me into getting banned
thanks but i'm staying unbanned.

a coward dies a thousand times before his death, but the valiant taste death but once

shame it uses a sojak

yellow > brown

war vs. Delhi, Bahmanis and the old Timurid Vassals, until i realized i had to wage a second war vs. jaunpur and his friends inbetween to even get to the western Gate (Jalalabad)

asia is an easy region
you spawn the institutions and out-miltech your neighbours
you can never fail a campaign in asia

you're an easy region asshole

that ist true, but what see my eyes?

Mamluks.

Portugueses arrived in Mozambik-Channel

Imagine being an intellectual and rot away. that is not very clever.

but i wish you well fellow 82

imagine being an intellectual
this post was brought to you by peasant gang

75
a historical decision would make you a puppet rather than annexing you

recently watched a video on die antwoord
south africa's got a really bad human scum of the earth problem down there aye

imagine being a HODLcel
this post was brought to you by 10x leverage gang

but the decision makes you a puppet
and you can choose to fight to stay indep

oh okay
i take it back

^docile male behaviour

seeking truth and accepting you were wrong instead of blindly charging into denial is "docile male behavior"?

ignore him, he's a literal ape

admitting your flaws does
you could've just stayed radio silence or doubled down like real men of qualities in history whose faults were etched in legend, not apology. but no, you chose to be this submissive little bitch for some arbitrary internet otterpoints

willy would have accepted the truth and his name was etched in legend

common willy L's

>>2105978
As much as I love Germany and the monarchy. This was cringe.

no it wasn't

>vassals declare wars and blob
This is probably the 20th time where I ragequit a ck2 campaign over this shit.

just do north korea mode

You mean go full tyrant and take all titles away?

yes
fuck the domain limit

would be based if not for the current state of france.

your 4chan skewed understanding of france situation is nothing quite like the real current state of france

true, real state of france is worse

that meme only makes sense if you use his college photograph

14
Enlighten us about the real current state of France.

>would be based if not for the current state of france.
yes instead it is ironic and hilarious

>Chilling in Mongolia, pillaging, making tributes and fighting people because Im bored
>Checked Europe to see how they do
>Charlemagne died on the battlefeild against against the Saxons
>He is now a saint
Man this game starts great

i did some art, but it's concept art and not gsg-related

WRONG

i was there, three thousand years ago
i am the primary source, me, anonymous