Ira Won the Waifu Vote Edition

>M&B Wiki
https://antifandom.com/mountandblade/wiki/Mount_&_Blade_Wiki

> BANNERLORD
>Pastebin
https://pastebin.com/tAvcAbpT
>Custom Banner Maker
https://bannerlord.party/banner/
>Banner Code Sharing
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1MEM-0Fz0yetJ8cZgLrPpHuDU6dO33bhsFiHsiWwiCDM
>Asset Extractor
https://github.com/szszss/TpacTool
>Create Custom Companions
https://butterlord.com/wanderers

> WARBAND
>Warband Pastebin
https://rentry.org/x7u7t
>Noob Guide (READ This) https://imgur.com/a/FMAqV
>Anon's Mods and Upstab Guide: https://pastebin.com/agwZu9Df

>Thread(looted): >>2076392

>>2114626 (OP)
first for poo2

mountain blade but with wrestling mechanics

>>2114679
>Less talking, more wrestling!
>That's a nice belt you have on your torso!

>>2114626 (OP)
>Ira Won the Waifu Vote
What vote and why didn't the obvious winner (Rhagaea) win?

>>2114626 (OP)
Rhodocks? More like Bigcocks

>>2114626 (OP)
I know that you can't execute lords in native Warband, but can you execute them in Fire & Sword? Bannerlord has spoiled me by letting me become a Lord Slayer and I'm wondering if I can do the same in Fire & Sword.

>>2114831
No. It was only a janky feature in some of the mods.

>>2114718
Kek

>>2114967
Sad!
I've tried playing Gekokujo (Daimyo New Troops version) for the first time and I've had a blast with it so far. Should keep me happy until War Sails comes out.

sweaty footjobs

if you lowered the age of marriage, do increase pregnancy duration. these warring fanatics feed and seed non stop.

>>2115763
What?

>>2115763
>Lowered age of marriage and increase pregnancy duration
Not a terrible idea but making a mod where ~14 year olds can get pregnant might get some puritanical government's attention. Also, I haven't looked into that part of the code spaghetti but it wouldn't surprise me if TW has the pregnancy age hardcoded.

>>2116388
They seemed to have not cared much because it's not very hard to do. Just calling the regular functions with the expected values has them get through pregnancy with no issues.

>>2116388
What godawful model made those hands? I thought image gen was getting better?

is this the sneaking feature?
https://youtube.com/shorts/LdMUWvL72QQ

>>2117302
I think they talked about adding one.

>>2116801
I dunno dude I just googled "noble lady pregnant" because I can't be arsed to get one of the shitty AI image generators to work.
>>2116436
Damn dude, maybe I should check into it.

>the application faced a problem
First time try modding Bannerlord here, what did i do wrong lad

>>2118310
Modding, as in making your own mod?

>>2118310
Look up bannerlord DLL unblocking or whatever. I think that's usually the cause of that one.

any good choke points for pen cannoc seige defense? It's a 7-1 ratio against vlandia who just declared war. 400ish useless militia (didnt account for in the ratio) with my mid-high tier troops at 350ish

So far I think I gotten them down to the last couple of waves, so close yet so far away

>>2116436
As based as this is, how do I make them look like teenagers at 12 instead of children?

>>2118504
Nvm. Go to the left to where the docks is located. position archers and infantry shieldwall bait making sure the enemies rear ends/side are exposed for your archers and watch them get picked off like flies.

>>2118686
I don't really know, I just quickly did that without a lot of finesse to see if it was possible.

Anyone under 21 does look fucking ghastly in this game though. Even 18 years olds just look off to me, like their heads were not designed for their bodies.

Anyone have updated mod links from warband pastebin? Some links are dead

>No Cao Cao poster
It's over...

>>2119113
Cow Cow

Guys wtf is Dickplomazon and where can i get it? Is it some submod for Dickplomation?

>>2119322
It's a trans-friendly version of Dickplomacy, you'd have to ask your discord friends where to get it.

>>2119326
man i dont have trans friends in ds and pastebin link is dead

Someone pls send new link to Dickplomazon. I've found it in old archived thread from 2023. It's crazy that it wasnt posted on mod sites

>>2119332
And it wouldbe perfect if some good samaritian sent more mods from dead links listed in pastebin. For archiving reasons of course

Just talked to my wife and she divorced me on the spot.
Dramalord is pretty buggy it seems.

>>2119367
Doubling

>>2119575
she just managed to see a glimpse of your real life face through your webcam and gained awareness.