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Anonymous No.2142586 >>2142758 >>2142782 >>2142874 >>2142907 >>2142951 >>2142957 >>2143108 >>2143915 >>2143928 >>2145204 >>2145209 >>2148610 >>2150604 >>2166979 >>2169375 >>2174328
RTS unit quotes
One shot, one kill
Anonymous No.2142618 >>2164680 >>2177289
>I told you, I need a BOW string, not a G-never mind.

I thought she was talking about a violin as a kid.
Anonymous No.2142733
WE'VE BEEN PAID
WE FOLLOW ORDERS
Anonymous No.2142752
A WORTHY EFFORT, BUT FUTILE!
Anonymous No.2142758 >>2150977
>>2142586 (OP)
My wife for hire
Anonymous No.2142761
BLRGHGRHBLRMTFIFMTBLRARHG
a beatiful and profound quote on the nature of warfare
Anonymous No.2142782 >>2145471 >>2158650
>>2142586 (OP)
https://youtu.be/crhM5LmWd1s?t=154
BASTARDS RANG US LIKE A BELL!
AT FIRE!
Anonymous No.2142874
>>2142586 (OP)
https://youtu.be/2w0261AkfLA?si=_edtJ1JhEOr__z53
Anonymous No.2142907
>>2142586 (OP)
>It's ours, but I'd rather burn it down.

Always loved that one.
Anonymous No.2142951
>>2142586 (OP)
>Everything uttered by a Rifleman
>DON'T YOU SHOOTY SHOOT THAT THING AT ME
Anonymous No.2142957
>>2142586 (OP)
KIROV REPORTING!
Anonymous No.2142989
for me it's Generals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4vIlLj-hiw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbKpyIPdkbg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sskCGaRTe-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPH9iKpM-fk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uHo-QYqkrY
Anonymous No.2143108
>>2142586 (OP)
>Nobody got my Charlie Kirk joke and it's on topic instead
Lmao based /vst/ well played
Anonymous No.2143617 >>2144735 >>2172578
>We think you're going to like this...
Anonymous No.2143915
>>2142586 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99_P8QpMcek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44ldsKycmXk
Anonymous No.2143928
>>2142586 (OP)
>Uuuaaarrarraaargh!
https://youtu.be/wpKN-U1-bWk?t=29
Anonymous No.2144712
A challenge worthy of my skill
Anonymous No.2144735 >>2145467
>>2143617
OH SHIT, RIGHT IN THE FEELS

I LOVED THIS SOME 20 YEARS AGO
Anonymous No.2144876 >>2145121 >>2145519
Rogan?
Anonymous No.2145121
>>2144876
Erectus!
Anonymous No.2145204 >>2145208
>>2142586 (OP)
I'm gone.
Anonymous No.2145208
>>2145204
doesnt make sense, he didnt shoot him in the back
Anonymous No.2145209
>>2142586 (OP)
>One shot, one kill
>Proceeds to take 23 shots to do down a footman
Anonymous No.2145340
>ROSE EATEN
>in the bye, bye, bye, bye
>Jacked off and good to go
>Rub her shoes in lotion
Anonymous No.2145467
>>2144735
Some anon shared the premium version a while back, but I can't remember where.
Anonymous No.2145471 >>2146399
>>2142782
I love these shrieking bastards like you wouldn't believe.
https://youtu.be/u372P7gowlY?si=MDO3ssbi7_ky_BdD&t=373
Anonymous No.2145519
>>2144876
I didn't know Joe Rogan was in AoE1.
Anonymous No.2146399
>>2145471
I love these guys too but I could never fit them into my playstyle.
If I go their BG I just rush L6. If I somehow don't win with L6 tempo and the match goes on for longer, then I don't have manpower to spare for late Guastas.
Even if I do, it feels like it's too late in the game to take advantage of them.
Anonymous No.2146417
>I AM MY OWN MASTER!
Anonymous No.2146689 >>2150083
>you DARE to order ME!?
Anonymous No.2146690
LOOK THERE'S BLOOD ON THE DOOR HANDLE
Anonymous No.2148610
>>2142586 (OP)
wololooooooooo
Anonymous No.2148796
>More GOLD your Majesty?
Anonymous No.2149711
Eeuuhhroger Command...can you speak up!?
Going to high alert now..
ALL AVAILABLE CREW TO THE GUNS!!
Anonymous No.2149715
Even in death I'll still serve.
Anonymous No.2149842
>Deus vult!
Prophet in Empire Earth :)
Anonymous No.2149855
Do you hear the voices too?
Anonymous No.2150083
>>2146689
THIS PEAR, FOR I AM THE END OF GAYS
Anonymous No.2150604
>>2142586 (OP)
More work?
Anonymous No.2150972
help me help you ;^)
Anonymous No.2150977
>>2142758
kek
Anonymous No.2151055
Jesus Conrad, tie your fuckin' laces
Anonymous No.2151107
Pretty much ANYTHING by these hilarious motherfuckers
>What's going on? Wh-where are we going?
>UP YOURS
>Job'z a good 'un, boss
>Where'z da trukk...? WHY'Z I WALKIN'?!
>OI, YOU LOT! FOLLOW ME, OR I'LL GIVE YA A THUMP
>I WANT DA TEEF, DON'T TOUCH DA TEEF
>Can't you get one o' dem Slugga Boyz to do it?
>You'z a pre'y moufy one, ain't ya?
>HEY, WHY'Z YOU GET TA DRIVE?
Anonymous No.2151736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egiJTdKWcJE
I just like the angry German shouting even if I am too much of a languagelet to understand it.
Anonymous No.2153321
Prostagma?
Etimos.
Anonymous No.2158546
THEY SHALL FEAR THE SIGHT OF OUR BEARDS
Anonymous No.2158650
>>2142782
Personally i'm still partial to "We gave them a chance to surrender... didn't we?"
Anonymous No.2158718 >>2161417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vKGytKx4b8
Anonymous No.2161372
Jacked up and good to go!
Anonymous No.2161417
>>2158718
he's literally me
Anonymous No.2164680
>We bare the Mark

>>2142618
Yeah, I did that too
Anonymous No.2166979
>>2142586 (OP)
Anonymous No.2169054
>8-player network and multiplayer capability with full Red Book audio and movies in the full retail version. Buy it now!
I love it when games used to do silly extra things for different versions of their game. this one was in the shareware version and there was a version made for a gaming magazine so the writers could play it before it came out and the footman had lines about writing good reviews for the game and kissing their asses
Anonymous No.2169375
>>2142586 (OP)
>I'm ga(y)me
Dryad
>My balls are burning
Goblin zeppelin(or was it wyvern rider?)
Anonymous No.2170447
>2169375
>Bat-rider is the only unit in the game with spherical projectiles that are also fire-themed.
Anonymous No.2170618
High speed, low drag!
Anonymous No.2171147
Nobody here but us trees.
Anonymous No.2171158 >>2172544 >>2172551
What are they, protesters?
Anonymous No.2172544
>>2171158
China will grow larger.
Anonymous No.2172551
>>2171158
It'll look WEEL nice when it's done!
Anonymous No.2172578
>>2143617
Wish I knew where to play the full version of this for free. That Flashpoint zip or whatever only included some gay forced cheatcode enabled version.
Anonymous No.2174328
>>2142586 (OP)
>Rain....open top tank.....fucking great engineering.
Anonymous No.2177289
>>2142618
kek