Thread 2147314

If you see a gibberish post, it was made by raiders, ignore it.

No, Vic 3 is not good yet. In fact it never will be. Neither will EU5.

How fares your empire, /gsg/?

On this day in history, September 17th:
1176 – The Battle of Myriokephalon is the last attempt by the Roman Empire to recover central Anatolia from the Seljuk Turks
1462 – Thirteen Years' War: A Polish army under Piotr Dunin decisively defeats the Teutonic Order at the Battle of Świecino
1543 – The first Finnish-language book, the Abckiria by Mikael Agricola, is published in Stockholm
1620 – Polish–Ottoman War: The Ottoman Empire defeats the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth during the Battle of Cecora
1631 – Sweden wins a major victory at the Battle of Breitenfeld against the Unholy Germanic Confederation during the Thirty Years' War
1787 – The United States Constitution is signed at Independence Hall in Philadelphia, bringing the Constitutional Convention to an end
1794 – Flanders Campaign: France completes its conquest of the Austrian Netherlands at the Battle of Sprimont
1809 – Peace between Sweden and Russia in the Finnish War; the territory that will become Finland is ceded to Russia by the Treaty of Fredrikshamn
1939 – World War II: The Soviet invasion of Poland begins
1939 – World War II: German submarine U-29 sinks the British aircraft carrier HMS Courageous
1941 – World War II: Soviet forces enter Tehran during the Anglo-Soviet invasion of Iran

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Previous thread: >>2139610

yeehaw

do you ever wonders how eich pee em feels about pic related being his legacy?

I don't

building up the konigliche prubische marine

muslim
muslim
both abrahamic

ok but seriously mandeans are not considered people of the book in any muslim country making them non-abrahamic by the only bodies care to judge if a faith is abrahamic or not

time to peacefully sphere sachsen
idk why people say the sphere mechanic is impossible to deal with

they're literally Sabians

christians
muslims
jews
that's it, mmmk'?

mandeans are sabians says... mandeans?
you do realise that they only say this in order to claim people of the book status, which has been denied, thus pointing out that it's over

Iraq and Iran also say it but what do they know about Islam

common wisdom is that mandeans are actually gnostics who gnosticized so hard they actually rejected jesus
anyway, theyre not who the quran talks about, source: every country that has ever looked into it when determining state policy

>Iraq and Iran also say it
they explicitly say the opposite

Iran, at least, officially classifies the Mandaeans as Christians, so you're both wrong

aaaand sachsen is under our control, completely diplomatically
i wonder where the other guy who said he will play germania is...

hoi enjoyer image

are you really blobbing as germany
i thought there would be some kind of twist to the campaign at least

how do you plan to annex austrai?

red portugal?

what california cartoon is that from again

i believe it's that cartoon about literal christian hell and how satan is misunderstood and also a faggot

yes, i'm playing a grossgermania
this was my previous campaign i've put on hold because another guy wanted to do a concurrent groBgermania game and compare germaniae
i have a feeling he was lying though

i will support the independence of hungary in 1948
portugal is red because that's the sphere map mode

the population system is the most stupidest concept ever devised

for what game?

oh, i like literal christian hell
diablo 2 was a good game

but do you like faggotry?

no, i despise it

gg ez

>>2147410
it’s nowhere near as good as people give it credit for

huh? you ok mr ploid?

so anyone applying for that janitor role?

no

the children yearn for the mines

>"revoke the law"
>doesn't revoke the law

but they passed it, i revoked it

they put a real female woman on the eu4 gameshow and she completely bungled the run
bring back the trannies

what gameshow?
video or didn't happen

>eu4
>real woman
choose one.
she was an undercover tranny probs

>CAPTCHA: WD40
this must be a reference to the glued-on tits on that ""real"" wominz of yours!

i don't get it

peak janny hours

that's how it was in vintage

These guys are pretty cool.

based dominions poster
wait until you learn about these guys

Unfortunate that it is fantashit

you're not fooling anyone, nfag

its akshually not fantashit its mythology

I'll try to pick a faction with a different playstyle next game

was testing EA Xibalba and I like them thematically but holy shit are their troops useless vs. PD

me, i picked the nations i like the most thematically and i stuck to them ever since, which are therodos, which is basically atlantis/hyperborea, followed by MA/LA agartha, and LA tien chi which is mongols

>>2147579
Therodos is Rhodes retard

yes but its also atlantis/hyperborea

>>2147589
Hyperborea is more like Phaeaecia than Therodos since Therodos is a ruined shitpit popkill nation

yes but therodos wasnt a ruined shitpit originally.
and phaeacia is the middle age continuation of early age berytos, and berytos is an offshoot of therodos.

All of this bs instead of using real nations. I hate fantasy slop so much.

>>2147605
90% of nations irl are irrelevant and are boring to play in vidya

its mythology!!!!

all religion is fantasy *tips fedora*

dragons and elves and fairies and demons and vampires and angels and werewolves and whatever else that make up fantashit are rooted from mythology
it's all fantashit you fagnarok

yeah, well, your life is fantashit, because thats all it is, all your hopes and dreams are a fantasy and your life is shit, fuck you

damn you didnt have to go so hard on him

nfag is fuming lmao are you going to be okay kid

nbro actually just murded fantashit poster in cold blood.
hardcore man

oops typo i meant murdered.
man nbro is a beast im so in shock from what i just saw that i cant even type right

Quick guide for Yomi:

Everything I've read says that Dai Oni need head protection. This is a lie, with a size increasing bless virtually nothing can hit their head in melee and stoneskin is enough to stop the odd arrow. You can honestly avoid giving them any defensive items all game, but go for Boots of the Behemoth to trample enemies. If you want to aid them get the fire helmet and plate to reduce encumbrance and improve morale because you're only kind of OKish morale base and you'll often pick up Battle Fright afflictions from damage because your morale is only OKish and you'll probably get battle fright affliction on them which will make them pussies. Larger also improves your regen from 5 HP to 7 HP and gives you more map move (up to 3 plains provinces) and is just so handy. Blood Bond lets them operate in groups of 2-3 really well against armies and let you just ignore most normal counters like banish in small amounts. You can have some buff your army with battlewide earth spells while others wade in (this is especially useful for cracking forts). Make sure to site search with the air randoms, you need air gems badly for Owl Quills

Just research with pretender until getting Alt 3 (stoneskin), Conj 4 (spam the FUCK out of summon Shikome), then Const 3 (Quills), maybe Const 5 (Skull Mentors), then go out searching for sites for about a year or so until you've got ideally a min 2-3 of all gem incomes then go to a lab and summon some Nushi/Naiads/Dai Tengu/Gnomes. This gives you great access to everything but blood and astral and they can reproduce themselves, then go back to site searching.

1/2

oh man nfag you sure did, how will i ever recover... oh wait my life actually kicks ass so i don't know what is the point of this projection

yeah your life kicks ass, your ass, that is

2/2

Make some forts in the provinces with the lowest pop somewhat near the border and spam Oni Shugo out of them, they'll generate freespawn and research just fine once you've given them an owl quill and skull mentor. If you make or capture more forts just keep piling them in there. They can act as mini-thugs as well and if the fort is attacked you can just skelespam away while not really dying to much if you have a bunch all regenerating and blood-bonded. Spam temples in all provinces to get freespawn everywhere and have them routinely tour around to collect them and avoid too much unrest in other provinces, dominion helps lower unrest so the temples will kinda stabilize most provinces at 15ish unrest which is an acceptable tax penalty considering you'll never pay for troops. Your troops SUCK if not in your dominion and without chaos power boosting them though since Ko-Oni will get repelled with middish stats and length 1 weapons. Thankfully if you go to an enemy fort with like 400 of them you'll spike the unrest massively and get an immediate +3 to your stats even if the enemy comes to fight you next turn. Lead them with a Demon General whenever possible +3 morale bonus they give over your Dai Oni since that will make them much more effective at not routing and shrugging off repel attempts. Also rush for the underground layer if you can, you fight well there.

Shikome are your real meat for when you need to murder armies. Blond Bond synergizes with Berserker and Regenerating so well and Blood Surge makes them absolute killing machines.

>what if i samefag with proper capitalization, punctuation and named filenames
ah yes, a completely different poster

all me

eu5 is going to rule

>>2147626
>>2147631
none of this is applicable in multiplayer

>>2147647
Yes, because 90% of whining about the ai being dumb and predictable is solved by other humans playing against you

why don't you just say the game sucks
if the game's singleplayer sucks, the game isn't worth playing
simple as

I'm sorry you're only able to enjoy solitaire and minecraft then
AI opponents are still fascimiles of humans, just severely lobotomized and cheating

every on-topic game posted in this general has been single player
you're maybe the only one in here that hates playing gsg in singleplayer
you might be in the wrong thread...

Almost forgot. For shikome have them on guard commander while you buff then attack with the dai oni. You can flexibly rescript every turn to have dai oni be pure SCs with phoenix and soul vortex, small group clearing with shikome, or battle wide buffers with freespawn

should be a wolfgirl breastfeeding 2 infant men

why does EU4 even have african provinces when colonization happened after its time frame?

just make the whole continent a wasteland

because that would be racist against le hecking niggerinos absolutely no one plays

I ONLY play as niggerinos

I need Africa mainly for my Germany(Mittelafrika) and Netherlands(Volkstaat) runs.

>>2147680
why was this post deleted?

he admitted inserting phones into his anus
musta been on the wrong tab

Jimmy Kimmel got fired for talking shit about Charlie Kirk and trying to say he was shot by a right winger
It's beautiful seeing how much the overton window has shifted innit

overton window?
approval of political assassinations has never been publicly acceptable

He definitely wouldn't have been fired, especially not this quickly, if a Republican figure was assassinated 6 years ago and he joked about it or blatantly lied about the killer

the exact same thing as today would have happened back then

Nuh uh

Why are you sitting on 0 infamy as Prussia of all countries? You could attack Denmark for Schleswig-Holstein or attack Sweden for their colony.

https://youtu.be/nPqIn-fJdPM
O____o

schleswig will become mine once i win the schleswig war, for free. sweden is my ally, i'm not gonna betray them
i'm sitting on 0 infamy because that's the most effective way to improve my country right now. colonial blobbing into something like madagaskar would only slow down my research and tie up 1 or 2 stacks in the colonial theatre — for nothing, because i'm already making a shitload of money
soon i will blob into malaya and borneo, because those places have actually useful rgos

>Jimmy Kimmel
i really miss being 13 years old and being completely unaware and oblivious to politics and watching adam corolla and jimmy kimmel on the man show and seeing juggies on trampoline
gundam wing was literally the most political thing i was ever watching at the time
those were simpler times

Malenia x Miquelle is canon

who x who?

i can say dumb shit too hurr durr mcdonalds doesn't even heat up their ice cold plastic cheese anymore the American empire has fallen

Purest form of love
Btw why this general is on vst not on vg?

two week dagestan forget

Imagine imperator Rome where your soldier pop can actually influence your general pop like Vicky 2

the jannies drove us out

imperator is like
so fucking boring i dnno
you blob till you own all your core pops, take another nearby pop and integrate them, then you can keep blobbing and keep assimilating/converting... disgusting blob gameplay

Okay it’s been 3 years since I last posted here
Does the incestchads still exists?
Where otteranon? And fat animal posters? I remember they typing blob or BIG or something
Are there still retvrn fags?

Otterfag is still here

>>2147794
>i
Cringe

get used to it capsman ploid

greek fascists have awoken

is the site still broken????

works on my machine (i only post on /gsg/)

Just took a massive shit, what gsg should I play, shogun 2, darkest hour, king of dragon pass, or do my taxes?


(Post actually written severao hours ago, but site was broken)

do your taxes? what are you? a crypto trillionaire like nbro?

no Im actually so broke that I have to scrounge every deductable I can get my hands on and put them in a spreadsheet

For example I can get a 200 povertybucks (47 euro) deducted from my income if I explicitly mention that I drive my car to the psychiatrist

>the guy spending his free time raiding /gsg/ with nonsenposts fell for the psychiatrist jew
poetry

Its free from my national insurance thoughbeit

my posts aren't nonsense you're just too ESL to get it

how is that a deductible

your posts are nonsense

deductable, moneyback, tax return, idk one of those words or phrases

I get 200 back is what I mean

if ur asking why theyd give this back, idk ask the gov man

*eats shit because it's free*

ok smart guy what would you suggest instead
also it costs me negative money because I get this deductable

i suggest not falling for jewish lies

hi I need meds for this this and that
yeah sure here's w persctiption sounds about right
let me check if it's working btw yep works fine

no but that's lies because uhhhhh

*poisons his body and soul like a boss*

>soul
now there's an ACTUAL jewish lie if there ever was one

go take your prescription amphetamine, druggie

actually let me amend my last post because the idea of the soul comes from greek philosophy and is mentioned nowhere in either the old testament nor is spoken of by jesus

If you read the bible carefully, and by carefully I mean disregarding preconceived notions given to you by cultural osmosis, you'll see that rabbi Yeshu only ever mentions a bodily existence, where the kingdom of god is a physical place that you in your body will inhabit after god destroys his enemies that are the forces of evil
this is actually the same view that Paul shares, up until his later correspondences where he's sick and approaching death and coping
the only reason the concept of the soul entered proto-orthodox christianity is because the apocalypse obviously never happened, while pagan critics correctly pointed out that a bodily resurrection doesn't make sense (with various analogies, like if a fisherman dies at sea and fish eat his corpse, but then someone eats the fish, who gets resurrected?) and so they kept coping and coping about some kind of interrim period

so if you're a neutral observer looking in, it's inaccurate to call it a jewish lie, since actual jews don't believe in that nonsense and don't promote it in any way

BUT if you subscribe to christianity, all the major sects anyway, then you are kind of forced into thinking it is jewish after all, since you're forced into thinking that's what jesus tought (history be damned) and that all of the garbled pseudo-prophecies in the NT are legit and make sense, and thus have to subscribe to this conspiracy theory that "real" jews saw jesus as their Messiah and converted and what we have now are fake jews that just borrow the name, in the same way black Israelites call themselves the real jews.

so the soul is "jewish" lies in that sense

i think Muslims think the concept of the soul was there in the "original" Jewish scripture before it became "corrupted" but they would call those original followers muslim not jewish

>Make Imperator Rome
>Best looking map
>Make Vic3
>Don't use that map, just make a shittier map instead
Does Paradox really?

the imeperator map doesn't work on a map that goes around the world since it can't go around that is why they don't use it

>literal druggie
>making a wall of text post of half-truths and outright lies
name a more iconic duo

>half-truths and outright lies
name 5
only thing I'm not sure of is the muslim part and I clearly marked that as my own speculation

we've done this old song and dance in the previous thread where you just went "nuh uh"
i'm done talking to mentally ill retards who will use jewish tactics

oy gevalt, it's annuda disputation of paris! don't let the goyim know we don't use the torah anymore

if you're denying jesus' status as the messiah (the annointed one, annointing being a jewish coronation ritual) you are not christian

if you do not see the old testament as scripture, you are not part of any of the major christian sects, since the canonical gospels point to torah prophecies as evidence of jesus' special status

>jewish
there he goes again

you know i adressed your schizo conspiracy theory about rabbinic jews not being "real" jews in the very post you called lies right?

if you think modern jews aren't real jews, then the real jews were the people that converted, making them christians

yes, it's either or. yet you constantly disparage christianity based on the idea that christianity was created by scheming ashkenazim to enslave the hyperborean europeans. using a semantic argument to correlate christianity to something it has no relation to other than a common root point
it's not a schizo conspiracy theory if it's literally spelled out in the encyclopedia judaica (modern jewry are of esau and edom)
go drive your car to the psychiatrist instead of spreading lies

also i notice you keep replying but your only replies are based on this dumb semantic game you play where you pretend pointing out that there might be a slight difference between jew and judean makes you sound clever but you refuse to adress any of the things ive said

like in that post you completely ignored the point about the torah/old testament prophecies being integral to the gospel narratives simply because it didnt include the word jew anywhere, curious


look there you go again playing your silly little word game
here i made a drawing since you seem to need assistance

Can you please stop with the religious shit? There is an entire board dedicated to contests for the best desert fantasy and it's not /vst/.
It's called >>>/his/ and you all should go back there.

>look there you go again playing your silly little word game
big words for someone confusing ancient israelites and judeans with modern jewry based on semantics alone

why are you guys so obsessed with race

banning talk of religion
what's next, banning talk of nationalism?
these games arent chess, we're not painting maps in the abstract

well if you're playing eu4 you are
*spends 100 diplo mana to accept moroccans as spain*

>based on semantics alone
no i'm basing it on the fact they use the same scripture and are a direct continuation of the religion through family lines

yes, babylonian talmud written in the 7th century anno domini, i'm sure solomon would have loved that one

>*spends 100 diplo mana to accept moroccans as spain*
historical
https://www.marxists.org/archive/padmore/1938/moors-franco.htm

here you go again with your dumb semantics, you know damn well i meant the torah you idiot

the talmud isn't even scripture but even if it was, that's like saying the catholics are inventing a new religion that needs a new name every time they update the cathehism and the new religion has NOTHING to do with the previous one

it's so insane eu4 has discrete culture and religion for each province instead of percentage values for either
even total war had percentage values for religion in province and you could have moldavia be 50% pravoslav, 30% catholic and 20% sunni

the fact that the people who can't shut up with "memegame2" are okay with this while criticizing some slightly too abstract choices of liq2 tells you everything you need to know about them btw

pressed enter accidentally

also the exact canon of the bible has only been finalized in the 4th century (the exact books) so were the people calling themselves christian before this point a different religion according to you? they didn't have "the bible"

>that's like saying the catholics are inventing a new religion that needs a new name every time they update the cathehism and the new religion has NOTHING to do with the previous one
>he says in a world where the main difference between roman catholicism and greek orthodoxy is 1 (one) word in the creed

that's one of the differences but it's clearly not the only one, and regardless they both count as christian, just like hasidic and non-hasidic jews are both jewish

>the fact that the people who can't shut up with "memegame2" are okay with this
it's not multiple people, it's literally one guy on a crusade against liqqy because he hates it

>in a world where the main difference between roman catholicism and greek orthodoxy is 1 (one) word in the creed
that's far from the biggest difference, the actual major deciding factor is who they see as the leader of the church
see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slovak_Greek_Catholic_Church
these are considered catholics

look at this shit
even a game centered around real time battles, with a tacked on free for all overworld map has a deeper simulation of religion than fucking eu4
what was johan thinking?

i like how this argument could have been avoided if the guy claiming to be christian (i'm assuming, since he keeps defending christianity from the presumed slight of being called jewish) has ever actually read the bible and realised that even if you throw the OT out, the NT quotes it constantly

also pic related, how do you explain this

>coin the term "memegame2"
>start referring to v2 by this term
>make a few dozen nonchalant posts with this term
>sit back and relax for an unknown amount of time
>go back to doing it for another week
>suddenly fake-otterfag and frog-poster start dumping text walls with the term in it, so i stop
>sit back and relax again
>the term has become a component of spam in /gsg/

complexity does not equal depth
eu4 has like 70 times as many provinces so it actually evens out

anyway, i bet you'll LOVE eu5!

now the druggie is imagining christians not accepting the old testament, impressive

i think that poster is saying the uhh... jews dont.. use the torah?

what?

that post is clearly speaking of the jews, what does it have to do with christians?

wait so he's actually saying jews don't use the torah as their scripture?
the fuck?

anyway at this point the schizo is clearly denying what i am saying, though without any argumentation because he's too retarded to form an argument for his position (his position requires mental illness)

or he was trolling you all along

>actual mentally ill psychiatric patient accusing others of mental illness
and they say projection is just a fallacy...

...says the guy who believes in talking snakes and magic men in the sky...

who cares about jews
bantus are the topic of the day

bantus are the aryans of africa
think about it

>>2148123
>>2148130
>>2148157
Adding some quotes/replies to the thread

ok lets talk about bantus
i remember when the pope died and i brought this up at work and like 3 coworkers independently believed in the whole "if a black man is elected pope bad things will happen, nostradamus predicted this" thing
except 2 didnt say nostradamus they named some nun instead

>it's yet another hour of two retards from /his/ talking about shit no one else is even slightly interested about and which has literally 0 connection with anything vidya or gsg related
>all other actually interested posts got shot down by the following spam of discussion about jews
god this is fucking gay

the next terminator movie will feature the terminators reskinned as bantus

Should I play the original King of Dragon Pass, or the new version? On PC.

>colonial system is already dramatically better than EU4
>no DLC requried
it's amazing what happens when you move away from the mana system

never heard of that game

bantus are a bioweapon that ravaged africa (yes, niger-congos are bantus too) and sahara was desertified to stop their expansion
the portuguese doomed mankind by breaking the bantu containment

you should sit on the roof of your house or whatever you live in and huff paint

>>2148123
The buggiest, unfinished, rushed and unpolished funny game will always be better than the best Facebook wait simulator.
Stop buying mana recharger games designed for Ipads.

religion is quintessentially gsg
i mean it's the whole point of crusader kings
the only gsg that doesnt feature religion is the hoi series and uhhh march of the eagles i guess

you guys still care about eu5?

no, only posts made about it are in jest feigning hype

somewhat

no one cares about eu5 the game is dead on arrival because its a small minority that hates mana

>boot up ck3
>convert to jew
>create new jew faith
>christianity

if there is no mana there is no grand strategy

>Stop buying mana recharger games designed for Ipads.
what is this ploid talking about? everyone here is a proud corsair

do people itt still pretend vic2 doesnt have mana?
>>>/vg/539542209

mana created the genre

eu5 is going to rock and rule dude

its just vic2 incels refusing to play vic3 because they have shitty pc's

>final fantasy 14 thread
of course

nice to know we have trannies here too

virus don't click

>>2148182
this is what the slippery slope of allowing tranime-posting eventually leads to

replyfags are tranime enjoyers

>>2148232
not me

but this is a tranime website

wrong

only transes would visit xivg

why would they have a whole general for just a jrpg? didn't final fantasy 15 come out? are they like us that they refuse to play the new games because they're trash?

itg's am

it's an mmo with constant updates

so you're saying final fantasy 13 and 15 are normal single player jrpgs but 14 is an mmo?
who the fuck thought that was a good idea? that's like instead of calling it world of warcraft calling it warcraft 4

>tranime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tpnJLFPWEk

pot calling the kettle black

^ what did he mean by this? ^

>who the fuck thought that was a good idea?
i don't know but clearly it worked?
it's a bit different since final fantasy is an anthology series where the games have next to nothing to do with each other other than borrowing some creature designs and very vaguely a theme of like, idk, friendship and tall anime women?

ff 11 and 14 are mmo slops
all the other ff games are single player slops

and anyways, the only good ff game in that whole franchise is final fantasy tactics for the ps1 (and inherently its remake, ff war of the lions which i never played)

sorry i just don't trust the taste of an eu4 player

i don't play eu4

people who complain about "tranime" in this general act like gsgers are above


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKNlWCvQCL0

i didn't know these people posted in /gsg/. how did you find that out?

https://youtu.be/1dgEHcuGh-0
meanwhile actual gsgers engaging in thelogical discussion with AI chatbots

one of the few things i enjoy about this general is the lack of tranime-posting
it is a sanctuary against your gay tranime filth, which you should take back to your gay containment board, /vg/

>v-tuber plays heartsofRGB4
of course

k-on is an honorary /gsg/ anime

what does bolit anar mean
i can read most cyrillic runes but don't know russian for shit

k-on looks like feminine shit
if i had to assign anything as "honorary /gsg/ anime" it would be something political like something gundam
all tranime is slippery slope to faggotry, so no tranime is 'honorary /gsg/ anime'

k-on is an ode to ages past, when lives were simpler and people were happier
they took this from you and they have to pay

i google k-on and i see too many women
this looks like feminine shit, like some faggy harem shit like tenchi muyo
so it's a big no

i get that you guys hate hoi4 but what's the actual approved ww2 game?

don't say hoi3 please that shit is so cringe with the pointless OOB micro

DH

ive been asking if i should play darkest hour for like a week and every time i get told no

>hey guys what's 2+2?
>but don't say 4, give me a real answer

>but what's the actual approved ww2 game?
i like hoi3 and gary grigsby's war in the east 2

or if that's too much for you, go play some normie shit like medal of honor

if that's too much for you go play gary grigsby's world at war
gary has come a long way from this to wite2

should I take thralls?

i know, he has really improved over the years
you can actually end up with a wide variation of encirclements, just like in history

>he went for ye olde version
based
was always told by more experienced kodp players that thralls will be a pain in the ass later on since they can rebel

t. played for like 10 hours and fumbled all spirit quests because i didn't read the lore

*gets rekt by ducks*

didnt ask for previous questions but i guess i might as well
picked anti-slavery, wholesome clan

uralda for cowmaxing
oh yeah the old version has both cows and sheep i believe and the steam version only has cattle

you have 1 minute to respond else im picking orlanth

uralda it is

I also chose to be friends with the dragons, since we're already friends with the plebeans

now, another tough one
i believe this is the last choice

2, don't be greedy

okay fuck i would've gone with 3 or 4 but whatever you say

here you go, final

playing on hard :)

>gawedi
anbennaroids raus

:)
this is what the ck3 mod should have been

thank you woke capital, very cool

i like this guy, you're on the ring buddy

something told me to reorganise the clan leadership day 1 and I was right, Enent here used to be our leader, and she wasn't even an orlanth worshiper. Gods can't see us stray from our ways like this, not this early...

That said, 3/7 men, this is a femdom clan ring

garrath really doesn't fit in

Sven, you're not making a strong case for yourself, you're out of here.

Ortossi is our best custom man AND our best plants man (very good at both) the man has a bright future

buddy what farming skills
yeah garrath is the odd man out, a reject if you will

>everything on good or very good
>magic on excellent
compare his stats to yours irl before you even consider kicking him out

jarlor... honestly buddy... what are you even doing here...

I don't think stats appear below "good", granted i am filtering by trait but i don't see anyone in the top 10 that's below good in any given category

Someone needs to replace jarlor though...

he fights, retard

>>2148388
>>2148392
>>2148394
>>2148399
Cool!

janerra is a better fighter, retard
he jobs more like

i like fistivos, he's not the best but he shows enthusiasm, you can learn on the job
Eonislara is our resident magic expert but let's be honest, she doesn't have much time left

janerra is a woman, you retarded nigger

>>2148407
Don't be mean

she's a girlboss

i decided to send a trade caravan to a nearby clan since we seem to be lacking in food... this is what happens

it ain't easy being cheesy. I sent over half my soldiers to escord the caravan, i guess i'll sacrifice to Orlanth?

in ck3, as a viking, why am I able to recruit varangian veterans 100 years before the guard even existed

nice, thanks orlanth
only took 17 cows and uhh... not without casualties anyway

recruited 4 more weaponthanes then this happened
schizo

This feels like a horrible trade not gonna lie :(
did i fuck up? i mean umathkar fucked up, our supposed trade expert...

here's our first battle, i grant you command gsg, pick what to do
I'd like to remark that i put 0 into combat magic at the start of th year, and i'd like to keep my magic for later, but it's your call.

the enemy is approaching....

the pot calling the kettle a man....

what?

>>2148421
>here's our first battle, i grant you command gsg
So you guys larp that you have a community even though it's clearly just irony poisoned shit like a kpop general? Weird

you're weird
and mean
what's the point of being so rude
pic related

can you stop posting tranime you faggot
thank you

>So you guys larp that you have a community
how did you ever get that impression, when this place is filled with toxic assholes 100% of the time...?
lurk moar faggot

community can exist without everyone acting like a heckin wholsum chungus 100 24/7 desu.

it's not filled with toxic assholes it just has a couple of people that revel in making the worst posts possible
it might everyone is just like them but it is our duty to tell them they're not welcome here in a brash manner
this place has plenty of camaraderie when not under constant siege from foreign enemies

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given how outnumbered you are, i assume the best option would be evade + survival.
i don't know the game though, but it would seem to be the common sense decision on my side.

it's what i did and i managed to defend the tula, but with casualties

Furgem to counterbalance the tranime coal that has been posted

fuck off we don't need furries to help us in anything

for me it's cute little furry creatures (real)

/k/ranime roolz
furfag droolz

that's not a musket you philistine that's a breechloading rifle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIzIpkzY0Qc
animoids, i swear to G-d...

from my experience with furfags what they consider themselves is immaterial
they're all gay one way or the other

i consider them all immoral
based kremlin agrees with me

when are we getting a proper modern day grand strategy?

when slitherine diversifies even further maybe, i dunno'

SuperPower 2

can't be in one of those leftist online cliques without having some sorta snowflake sex identity

I just think they're cute

i blame disney

you should just date some fucking ginger chick with long hair
it'll cure you of your affinity to fuck images of fox cartoons

Humans aren't cute doe. No matter what color hair they have

my gf had light brown hair

she dyed her hair? shame

oh right you want to fuck a cartoon
maybe try dating some jap
you sadly could be a pedophile and not know it yet
many such cases, unfortunately

Maybe if I were into insects I'd try dating a jap. Is your mind so corrupted that when you see someone call something cute you immediately think of sexual deviancy?

no, i hardly even register your usage of the word cute
i just saw the cartoon and the big eyes and thought " ah, he wants one of those women with giant eyes, like the irl japs that look very young because they have big eyes... white people generally don't have big eyes, but some japs do "

he finds cartoon-style drawings of anthropomorphic animals cute, therefore he wants to fuck preteen children, it's only logical
pedophilia is a synonym of fascism, both mean "everything i don't like"

^ this guy is a pedophile bigger, offended by my mention of pedophilia kek

Basically all cartoons have big eyes doofus. They emphasize cuteness

big has been dead for years, as has been hitler. find a new boogeyman

yes and i assume what you find attractive in the cartoons is mainly the eyes
or am i wrong
is it the fucking ears? i'f wager not
the voluminous hair? plenty of women irl have that

who the fuck wears mitts when cooking in a pan??

i'd* wager not

someone who just pulled the pan out of the oven after broiling the contents
do you even cook, bro?

Animal features are cute. The eyes, fangs, fur, snout, nose, ears, tails, fur pattern
I mean, just look at weeaboos. They despise furries but even they obsess over "cat girls", women with cat features

i have a bold new hypothesis, hear me out

i don't like cat girls but i like the idea of an irl girl snuggling up to me like a cat, and then worshipping my cock

are you implying cats worship your dick

no he has a fetish for women breaking the 1st commandment

i don't like women with snouts
but i do like pointy-nosed women
>are you implying cats worship your dick
i inserted a comma there for a reason
i'm just responding to the guy saying "even they obsess over "cat girls",
men in general, not just man-children like weaboos and furries, like to be cock-worshipped by women
i think that's where the "cat girl" fetish comes from

goodnight /gsg/

^
i will fap to this
goodnight anon

/gsg/ needs more animal posting. There was that fat animal poster but he's gone and now it's just the otter poster

>the average lifespan of the eurasian beaver is 7 to 8 years
pedo

I went to a mini zoo last week. Later I was playing modded CK2

i remember when i had a girlfriend she had some of her friends calling her a llama because it sounded kind of like her name
she asked me what animal i would pick to "represent" me and i chose a sea otter, so she started calling me that
unironically i'm not the otterfag, just pure coincidence that otterfag posts in here

of course you're not the otterbro, he posts river otters, a completely different animal

river otter, sea otter, it's all the same to me

also why does this game look so juicy... wondering if it's worth a try

CK3
should I do a Jew game in India, Israel, or the steppe

the steppe

what's the best way to get the conqueror trait? I'm playing as tribal Norse Sweden from the 867 start date and I've seen three separate conquerors, 2 in Scandinavian and 1 in Britain, in like 50 years of gameplay. It's like the game is spitting in my face by giving all of my neighbors the trait
Luckily though, I was able to remove the trait from them by subjugation

>conqueror trait?
that's one of the newer traits
i've only played up to version 1.5.1 so i don't know what it does
doesn't sound very essential
https://ck3.paradoxwikis.com/Character

and in any case it sounds like it's only something an ai would obtain

https://ck3.paradoxwikis.com/Traits
nevermind, i also found this
hope that helps you out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLr16BP4IS4
>you have to become a landless adventurer
>you have to do all this shit
lol
not worth it imo

>>2148388
You want to avoid repeating gods on your ring if possible, you've got two orlanth worshippers there.

I really like that paradox is trying to go the simulator route over gamey route for their new releases. Playing eu4 after ck3 just feels so soulless. It feels more like a board game than anything, everything is just so gamey and the entire thing can be reduced to a Microsoft excel spreadsheet, eu4 really just sucks so much ass and it makes me wonder why I ever dumped so many hours into it

.... said nobody ever
>simulator
>presses the forced assimilation button
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efeshBdT5L4

Your argument is a 6 year old clip of pre-2.0 imperator? Pre-2.0 imperator is literally the gamey shit I'm talking about, the game is centered around mana like eu4

>implying CK3 is simulationist
yeah bro i also remember when medieval kings used their good boy points to make their christianity spin offs with blackjack and incest and would spend years of their total revenue to send their sons to uni

Paradox players when a video game has video game mechanics

To follow up on earlier discussion

The Nicene Creed left that up to the Church to interpret the Bible and publish their own Catechisms regarding Church doctrine and Biblical interpretation. Meanwhile at the same time, Rabbinic Jews were also trying to figure out how to best authorize and codify the Torah, but instead of leaving it up to Church authority, they basically left interpretation open, wrote the opinions of a bunch of Rabbi into the Talmud as a scholarly reference, and then left it up to basically everyone else to debate the Torah and the arguments outlined in the Talmud with there essentially being no one single correct answer.


All this to say: christianity is judaism for sheep who can't think for themselves.

christianity saves lives

>Usually, the years after a presidency are when the money pours in, but for Biden the financial future looks rather bleak
>According to public records, he left office with a mortgage on his main home in Wilmington, Delaware of somewhere between $250,000 and $500,000, at an interest rate of 3.375 percent.
>If Donald Trump succeeds in his ongoing quest to get Federal Reserve chair Jerome Powell to cut interest rates then that would help out Biden on that loan.

alex iii is so big

test

>>2148838
Should have been nicer to Caesar. He could have been proconsul of California by now.

that's like being the consul of lands bordering persia, not a good way to retire
he should have become the consul of wyoming or idaho or hispania

Who's going to bribe him there? Lobby of Potato Farmers and Garum Brewers?

me, i will

your dads a virgin

EU5 is good.
There, I saved your thread. No need to thank me

>>2148910
I hope it will be, but Stellaris and Vicky slow down to a crawl late game because of the pops' ever increasing numbers needing more calculation power and with how complex eu5 is looking to be I'm kinda worried

name exactly one good concept in eu5 that does not exist already in the past games
oh you can't? that's what i thought. quit talking about the things that you don't even know about, RETARd

>>2148964
That has always been the case retard. EU was always a greatest hits compilation of the other titles.

no it wasn't

ahem
i have an opinion

racism is not an opinion, it's human nature

i no longer have an opinion

funny how /pol/ claims human nature is to be violent niggers, jains claim human nature is to be pacifist and help others, and both have as good of a claim as the other?

there's an enormous difference between calling someone a gsger and a gsgeer

actually the difference is 1 letter
seems pretty minor

no, you see
gsgeer as in musketeer/privateer/engineer
while gsger obviously refers to teenAger

>>2148921
>recommended specs is last gen cpu and 32 gb ram
Doesn't look good to be fair.
>>2148964
Actual retard

gsgigger

>>2148988
nigsger

nihorse

^cannot stop milking his year old shitty pun

should i post my game here or do you guys not care 1 bit and only ironypost

there's an enormous difference between an ironypost and a post-irony post

difference being?

if you had to ask, you don't belong here

>>2149002
Why'd they call it new south Wales though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxKnFckhzUs

>>2149008
>pic
memegame2 trannies on suicy watch brehs

i don't think ck2 players care about the netflix biopic of queen victoria

>>2149008
does this mean what I think it means?

i'd rather drown in misery than come to new south wales

people find it weird that it's new south wales, but honestly, name "new" place that is anything like the old
new caledonia
new zealand
new york
new jersay
new hebridges
they're all nothing alike
new south wales was probably named at random, the reason it's south wales and not just new wales was becaues there was a new caledonia so they can't imply wales is lesser than scotland
new england was a bunch of places not just one

new york is exactly like old york, cold, damp and dark

new mexico

new mexico was literally a part of mexico that's like if new south wales was in cardiff

your mom was in cardiff
that's how we met

wewuzzia 3

>>2149027
My mom's not a sheep though

new england is just like old england except with bigger forests

new england is like old england except completely different weather flora and fauna

no it's not it's also rainy and gloomy and cold

why did anglos name a colony in the current southern us after a random caucasus country?

king george or something

Why did they name a colony after a writing implement?

rhodesia island

cecil rhode island

is there an update on this?

elon musk is a freakin genius truly the nikola tesla of the modern age

hyperloop is such a stupid fucking name
it's neither hyper nor a loop, it's just a high speed rail but with vacuum created in front of the train

yes, it is

where is it?

Neither hyper nor a hoop

should i post my game here or do you guys not care 1 bit and only ironypost

i care 64 bit

@grok how many lakes are in Switzerland?

S-P-A-C-E

kekw those russcuck nationalist comics have always been some of the funniest content i've yet to see. the fact that they're unironic is enough to explode my sides into orbit

keeeek very true i am keking and siding right now

What's suppose to be the joke in that comic?

S-P-A-C-E

there's no joke, which is why it's funny
russians actually believe that
a) countries taking pride in their national identity is a zero sum game
b) "but WE are the LARGEST cunt in the world!" is a proper way to brag about your country, and will shut up anyone

So Russian humor is even worse than German humor

>two hunters meet
>both are dead

well there's your problem
you're assuming the author is unironic

both are dead is absolute peak

youtube.com/watch?v=6ESqvGzdnvs
chills o___o

the joke is supposed to be
>swiss person brags
>russian brags harder
>swiss person feels emasculated by russian bragging
>russian takes a victory lap
>audience cums in their pants due to russian superiority

the joke is that giting gud means staying 3 screens away from every new enemy and watching them attack air

most of them are not actually difficult they just waste your time

it's a matter of memorising enemy attacks and when to press dodge for magic i-frames

the further down the series you go, the more nensensical the attacks become because they run out of tricks up their sleeves

Bought Elden Ring as my first souls game. Got filtered by Margit and never touched it again.

>play a souls game
>but it has no soul

Why does modern 4chan simp for governments now

elden ring isn't a souls game it's a metroidvania

contrarianism

Zoomers don't know the term metroidvania. They call metroidvania games a 2D souls-like

i hope you replied to yourself and there aren't two of you retards here that would make me sad :'[

i never reply to myself unless i'm doing an aar/multi-post campaign

Why would someone reply to themselves?

because they lost their way to reddit

i think eu4 sucks

what governments does "modern 4chan" simp for?

Singapore and Taiwan

taiwan deserves it for not blobbing

taiwan blobbed all over china but then lost it all because of the japs

okay but seriously modern 4chan simps for russia and the united states
they got psyopped into thinking the current sitting president and his cabinet are somehow anti-establishment i guess? idk why they do it but they do it, russia is even weirder

my theory is americans are just retarded

>my theory is americans are just retarded
If you only just realized this you're even more braindead.

usa shoulda defended tainan too instead of just the shitty islands in fujian

So this is where you fuckers have been hanging out. When did you get booted from /vg/?

i have this weird feeling that you're just easily cyberbullied and mistaking people taking the piss out of you for people caring about the subject you're shitposting about frog.png

>>2149161
literally me I ditched Elden Ring after 1 hour(50 mins of character creation) and went back to ck2

gookmoot got tired of my relentless buttfucking of his mom

>>2149204
I wish her a non-violent,slow and painful death.

i honstly don't understand what drives people itt to post every day

it's called doing whatever the fuck you want

i live for these yiffs

>/gsg/
>not a single map painting simulator discussed the past 3 hours.

reminder that artillery is the best military tech line
small arms are a noob bait

>/guerilla strategy general/
>not a single hit-and-run ambush tactic discussed the past 3 hours.

can i interest you in genetic map painting simulators

>okay but seriously modern 4chan simps for russia and the united states
those are complete opposites, weird that you say this
but yes i simp for russia but that's because russia is the only one stepping the fuck up meanwhile all your eurocuck eu countries have all fallen in line with nato
someone has to be defiant against the globohomo monopoly, so...

so it is true that pets mimic their owners

gasp

>>2149204
if she's not a mother of at least 2 children i don't give a fuck about her opinion

What's the deal with this retarded shit of never (you)ing? Are there just two of you most of the time?

i wante to discuss map painters but i asked " should i post my game here or do you guys not care 1 bit and only ironypost" and i only got 1 ironypost as a responmse

>What's the deal with this retarded shit of never (you)ing?
welcome to /gsg/ newfag

asking "should i post my game here or do you guys not care 1 bit and only ironypost" is an ironypost in of itself
ironic...

it pisses off someone once in a blue moon ^__^

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just support china, they at least have an actual fighting chance. russia basically matters on the geopolitical stage on same level that something like south africa does - they will say and do something interesting occasionally, but in reality no one cares

if you start posting mappies you get mappy responses, simple as
most geeesgeeers are waiting for e(You)5 release to get back into mappies

>most geeesgeeers are waiting for e(You)5
so this is the example of the famed german humour huh?

i'm going to make germany bigger completely and utterly unironically

oh right i was playing that prussia game, i forgot

weird i dont remember putting a germany flag next to my name

>just support china,
china isn't white so i don't care about them
they are part of the "necessary evil", they help russia, complaining about them or supporting them are both off of my menu
russia has a foundation of ethnic europeans and they are grounded on some form of christianity, meanwhile china is more likely to look at europeans living in their borders as second-class citizens, so...

russia is white??
huh??
what city in europe has the largest mosque

ugh... evropa...

also because russia isn't that strong, i feel that they need all the help i can get
so i feel more incetivized to help russia than to help china
china is already well-off, they don't "need" my support

istanbul, not to be confused with constantinople

Paris has more than 200 mosques. Let that sink in.

all the help they* can get

alright gotta' go irl, be back later

stay safe and don't get raped by a woman

I see nothing wrong

sigh

Constantinopel, not to be confused with Istambul

>trabzon
>owns constantinople
it should just be called the roman empire at this point

just to be clear
i checked
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pride_of_Muslims_Mosque
largest mosque in europe is in fact in russia

which country has the most mosques

Russia has no 1M hostile tourists invading every year. But go on about how one big building makes Russia bad.

saying that russia is bad for having muslims within her borders is like saying france is bad for owning algeria

if muslim aligierians had full citizenship, could and would freely move to paris and surrounding country, AND france was financing islam as an institution, yeah that would be incompatible with claiming france is a white
chrstian country IMO

the joke is france is muslim

number 2 gp as kleinpruben :)

make it bigger

soon

pshh, nothing personnel jacobins

wtf do you want me to encourage, nigger? i'm about to fight a war with austria and then piggyback into a war with france (and potentially russia)

Why are you not researching?

it's a super secret technique you only learn in steamcords

You should rush encourage intellectuals to 2% for maximum research autism

Why is the achievement where you conquer the world starting as temujin the rarest ck3 achievement? It sounds like an easy task when you consider you're the mongol empire. Is it just because world conquests are boring?

lame answer but i dont know
ck3 in general is pretty boring, my guess would be that its most boring to start as an already successful leader since the climb from not so huge to huge is the appeal

but i already have 2% clergy and i've had 2% clergy since 1940

all according to the keikaku

>Dropped to 3rd
git gud

eeeew hungary

a temporary setback
trust the plan

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hehe

Total Habsburg death

>largest mosque in europe is in fact in russia
>chechen republic
don't care
russia is a massive cluster of territories

2149018
nova scotia (new scotland) though

can you as russia invade usa and brazil in memegame2?

yeah

nice, maybe i should give the game another try then

there is no brazil in ck2

but there is in memegame2

there is no brazil in memegame2 because there's no brazil in medieval times

silly anon, memegame2 doesn't take place in medieval times
it starts in 1836

but there is no game that fulfills the criteria of being a meme game, being the 2nd in its series and starting in 1836
there's memegame3 maybe you got confused

Reminder that memegame3's freedom to do whatever is better than 2's railroad into the same state of the world for the nth time

lol, i wish i had the warscore to do all this

ugh

Why drop the bohemia and Croatia wargoal?

austria suffering a death choke

meanwhile the backstabbing danes thought they would be able to freely danify holstein... it is not yet time for peace
>Why drop the bohemia and Croatia wargoal?
because they're austrian cores. i'll get them when i form germania

the kaiserliche preubische marine

psychologist says i have light tendencies of autism
i am basically "level 1"
or autist-lite

next goal, france

>occupies the entirety of austria
>can't actually annex or really do anything about the territories you just fucking conquered because uhhhh... said territories are not your hardcoded entitlements and/or your people (which are just photosynthesizing holograms btw) do not believe in the idea of warmongering despite the fact that the war doesn't even happen within the country with the soldiers participating being non mobilized professional army and cause no impact to domestic economy, despite the player supposedly simulating a strong state apparatus
IT IS a fucking meme game. don't even pretend.

i click gif but i no see hardcore simpsons porn i am disappoint

i literally took half of austria: hungary and the italian lands
this has nothing to do with cores but with warscore and every single paradox game is like this, especially the new ones
i have a feeling this single guy that really hates vic2 also really hates all paradox games and is here for no reason whatsoever

based frogposter

based samefag

which touhou has the biggest tits

your mom

what an odd thing to say

ask odd question, get odd answer

South Tyrol is not "half of austria: hungary and the italian lands"

that's not south tyrol, geographylet

if there was a competition about which /gsg/poster's mom has the biggest tits, i'd probably rank in the top 10 ngl

what ethnicity is your mom?

chukchi

really?
hmm...
i dunno' if i can fap to the thought of this

>>2149376
dominions 6 doesnt have this issue

dominions 6 has other issues

It also has it's own general you can fuck off to

savage

i love issues (this song)
reminds me of the times entire thread would be centered around talex my beloved...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0GRsWKyaeo

annihilated that kid

liqqy is a game where the conquest limited by warscore is the least egregious of all paradox games, because:
1) wars were small in scope during the 19th century
2) it has the great war mechanic which drastically reduces the warscore cost of all wargoals
meanwhile in eu4 500k men will die in 1520 just so you could take 6 provinces and war reps

vgh

EUlets BTFO

Warlordism is the solution

>>2149376
>wants to be able to annex all occupied territories
>other anon complains got 2 years about a lack of ethnicity factor which no other game has
I am starting to think that vic2 haters are disingenuous

>>other anon complains got 2 years about a lack of ethnicity factor which no other game has
the thing here is this: when i was trying to play this game for the first time, i had expectations that whatever country i was playing as was going to present me a detailed pie chart of all the immigrants i was going to get in the culture and religion pie charts
however, i noticed very early that with my first wave of immigrants in shittoria 2, which happened to be irish, were slowly being, uhh, 'converted' into brazilians
so then my speculation became this: i wasn't going to end up with a cool fancy detailed piechart to look at, instead i was going to just have a piechart of just brazilians, niggers, and whatever the other third... and/or... fourth... element were
so that took the wind out of any fascination i could've had for the game
and then i had already lost most interest when my first factory failed
at that point it was just overkill
i had more fun playing other games, because i was in the 1850s or 60s and the game felt shallow
it's fun to fuck with people in here sometimes about it, just like how i fucked with biggers about it

based brazilian playing his country and complaining the devs didn't make it the southern hyperborea it is irl

It hurts me every time i look at the world map and theres no Austrian empire
why didn't those fking "minorities" just behave themselves

These goddamn rural peasants in shithole countries with delusions of grandeur

heheh

So not a single game fulfills the ideal simulation you imagine? I would agree with that. Vic2 just comes the closest. Otherwise you would mention at least one.
>vic2 expects you to play a little stupid by ignoring that irish can become brazillians quite fast
>eu4/ck2/ck3 all have just 1 culture per province
>Imperator Rome pops are not really better
>hoi4 just has manpower
>non-paradox games are even worse

Paradox needs to add a simple negative modifier to pops depending on how dark skinned they are, to better simulate reality

like its ridiculous that as sokoto you can just
start building factories in 1836

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Negative modifier to dark skinned pops and a negative modifier to countries where 25% or more are not from the same culture group as the primary culture.

race has nothing to do with the color of skin
each race should have completely unique positive and negative modifiers, not just penalties

indian hands posted that

>>eu4/ck2/ck3 all have just 1 culture per province
i unironically play crusader kucks 3 for blobbing and enjoying the cycle of unification and collapse of kingdoms, this chaotic ebb and flow is a taste i've acquired
the only downside is that sometimes the collapse leaves this fucking atrocious dogshit bordergore (which i then try to work on cleaning up by cleaning it up through conquest)
but as far as culture/'ethnicity', i don't really care that each province has just 1 and that this is unrealistic compared to the historical reality
never played memegame2 to change my way of thinking into a mindset that gets annoyed by crusader kucks' standards, thankfully

why? you have the east african ethiopids and somalids which are completely different from the western african bantus despite the color of their skin being exactly the same
you have greeks being more successful than romanians despite the former being paler of skin
you have the french and croats as two completely different races despite being just as white
the color of skin is just a single component of race but absolutely not the only one

i am a brahmin god jaaaaaa

time to fuck em up
>i am a brahmin god jaaaaaa
i don't get this obsession with indians. there's clearly not a single indian in /gsg/ and there's probably not that many indians on the rest of 4channel

why did my song get deleted and his stays up
moooods get his ass

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>each race should have completely unique positive and negative modifiers
The outcry by leftist journos would probably be better than the game itself lmao

hurrah!
hurrah!
hurrah!

>nooo war system in eu4 is le bad!!
>meanwhile in memegame2:
>ah yes, let me mobilize my 400,000 cabbage farmers from cootbus, instantly transforming them into soldiers with uniforms and boots, equipped with non-reusable guns albeit ironically also come with an infinite amount of ammunition (without a single speck of gunpowder ofc), as if the guns use the rimworld's biocoded technology
>generals chosen at random, one is a -2 attack incompetent poet, the other a +3 defense wunderkind who studied turnip formations in lower lusatia
>combat is resolved by dice rolls and “combat width” meaning half your army politely waits their turn while dying of attrition in the back row
>supply limit dictates whether 50,000 men starve in a swamp or magically sustain themselves in the middle of siberia with zero logistical costs, losing a few men to attrition ticks but otherwise arriving battle-ready after 18 months on foot
>occupations decided not by control of railways, bridges or cities but by standing absolutely still for 30 days until the map color changes
>reinforcement? soldiers teleport from berlin into the front line instantly using the Kaiserliche-Stargate-Programm™
>occupy vienna? congratulations, you’ve gained 0.6 warscore because the entire austrian central authority only live in the upper house pie chart
>treaty outcome? alsace goes back to france, prestige -10 for germany, flashpoint tension reduced by 5% and a truce timer
>you can steamroll and occupy every single russian province from warsaw to vladivostok, depopulate regions, burn moscow to the ground and still be told “–7 warscore, we don't feel humiliated yet!”
>meanwhile, the great war mechanic pretends to fix this but only kicks in 80 years later, as if armies before 1914 politely agreed to fight over the fabric retardation of memegame2 war goals

nice!

reading is fascism someone tl;dr that

>as if the guns use the rimworld's biocoded technology
no one tell him about the haber-bosch process

>occupy 95% of belgium? congratulations, you’ve gained 0.6 warscore
what were they thinking when the designed this shit war system?

Playing Baldwin in ck3 on my way to form outremer while fucking Saladin and listening to the sonic adventure 1 ost
Can life get any better?

you could be playing Baldwin in EU4 ET
or in CK2
or in Roblox

roblox????
what are you, fucking 9?

don't talk to him he's special

Kek
>>>/int/215042372

Guys did you hear
H1b visas are gonna cost companies $100k a year per employee
Games might actually start being good again
Say "thank you Trump"

>it true
wouldnt be surprised if he only did it to stick it to elon
big win for vance

you actually think that shit's going to change game quality in any positive way

slop games are already made in canada instead

keep /pol/ in /pol/

By 20 January, George was close to death. His physicians, led by Lord Dawson of Penn, issued a bulletin with the words "The King's life is moving peacefully towards its close."[119][120] Dawson's private diary, unearthed after his death and made public in 1986, reveals that George's last words, a mumbled "God damn you!",[121] were addressed to his nurse, Catherine Black, when she gave him a sedative that night. Dawson, who supported the "gentle growth of euthanasia",[122] admitted in the diary that he ended the King's life.

They also did it that evening so the King's death could be reported in the reputable morning newspaper rather than the evening gossip press.

ok why wasn't this guy hanged for regicide but normal britishers were sent to australia for stealing a loaf of bread?

Rules only apply to poor people

hasn't been true for a while

>>2149480
wish they could have sieged paris again
it would have been so epic

>find vtuber whose model makes pp into big pp
>man voice
every single time

>>whose model makes pp into big pp
what? is this some vtard shit im too normal to understand?

pp: political power

oh, okay. i thought this was about something else.
to be fair, considering the rest of your post, my interpretation could fit in very well.

pp actually stands for power projection, it's an eu4 term

he's attracted to anime drawings
the vtuber's anime model makes his dick hard

virus don't click

>o bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao engraved on one of the bullet casings
>had a tranny bf
i wonder if the charlie kirk shooter was a hoi4 player

*tranny gf

i never played hoi4 and i still know and like that song

it's a guy with a penis, so i correctly labeled him a bf

a transman if you will

thats not how trannies work

that's exactly how trannies work
that's not what trannies claim how they work

>thats not how trannies work
>that's exactly how trannies work
>that's not what trannies claim how they work
not sure what you guys mean/what phrase you guys are arguing over exactly
the 'transman' comment? or my 'tranny bf' comment

they're spiritually the same post

>spiritually
uh...
okay...

one day you'll get it

i won't because my focus will never return to any of the individual and unremarkable posts of longfully dead threads

or you won't get it because iq only decreases with age

there's nothing high iq about a poorly-elaborated post, this is something that at least one person in /gsg/ perpetually fails to realize
it might be exclusively you, hopefully it is, and not multiple regulars here

everyone else understood that post, so it wasn't poorly elaborated. why say many words when few words do the trick?

>everyone else understood that post,
you presume this without proof
anybody else present could just simply be ignoring your bait while i choose to make a genuine effort to point out your flawed assumption and condescending statement
and actually it does take many words to spell out how you're acting and that it's a perpetual pattern here

and also i am using a lot of words because i am addressing this from multiple angles and details, so you're wrong

what fucking bait? just because you don't understand a simple post doesn't make it bait

no, this statement >>2149887 is very common bait in /gsg/, i've witnessed it multiple times
why are you feigning innocence? lmao

it's not bait, it's not an insult, it's just the sad truth. i thought all gsgeers would be smart enough to understand the word "spiritually" but sadly i was wrong

i predict you don't even have the energy to go back to elaborating on what spirituality has to do with two or more posts of that topic, and that you just want to tap out now, so i accept your surrender

or in other words,...
you're full of shit dude

see, even the poster above me agrees you're full of shit
i shall not be throwing pearls before swine to someone who thinks i'm trolling simply because he cannot understand simple words
to an honest anon i could have explain it but not someone who has gotten this angry because he's dumb and someone pointed it out
you can continue saying "no u, i won and you lost" but this is not about winning or losing, it's about you not understanding simple words

should I push south and form persia

>see, even the poster above me agrees you're full of shit
that was literally me just posting again lmao
if you want to pretend that i am incapable of understanding what spirituality means instead assuming i am unsure of your strange application of it, then okay
whatever makes you feel good about yourself, i guess...

bro you're not supposed to admit to samefagging

looks like someone's ashamed of both being dumb and his brown time zone
thankfully we have the trusty ellipses, those never fail to make you seem cool and aloof...

>>2149568
>>2149570
>leftists do permanent damage to a country
>conservatives lower the rate of damage for a minuscule amount
Anyway, back to my favourite form of excapism

what's wrong with samefagging? i mean i thought it was almost undeniable, and therefore pretty obvious that i was samefagging?

wait sorry i used a difficult word
what i meant was: thankfully we have the trusty ellipses, those never fail to make you seem cool and removed or distant either physically or emotionally...
hopefully you understand it now

>he can't argue civilly anymore
>resorts to anger through insults
classic

post the furry fucking forest critter

ironic, coming from someone who claims any and all posts he doesn't understand are bait and calling other people, i quote: "full of shit"
thankfully i cannot bring myself to get angry at mentally deficient children

i have no pity for this angry and terminally online anon,...
... when he himself is incapable of practicing respect to others :)

>i have no pity for this angry and terminally online anon,...
no need to be so hard on yourself
maybe if you take a step away from the computer you'll stop seeing trolling everywhere, especially from well meaning gsg posters

two furry forest critters coming right up

>>2149859
>i wonder if the charlie kirk shooter was a hoi4 player
pretty sure he was yes
he also played gmod, csgo2 and tf2 i think

>Children won against the mohammedans
Jerusalem under Polish control now. They had 68k troops which even beat the sunni mongols.

jerusalem? more like jeruszczalem

i always turned off the childrens crusade and other stupid ahistorical bullshit

jerózław

>>2149925
nigga is collecting brave token

pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerozolima
>closer to the latin name than any other european language, including italian
why are the poles such romaboos?

also here's a quick cmd to change timezone
tzutil /s "W. Europe Standard Time"
tzutil /s "E. South America Standard Time"

don't type that it creates mustard gas

wasted a day arguing with retards on /v/
which eu4 nation would do this

any >h>r>e minor

ulm it is

don't forget to go protestant just so you can troll other princes
but don't actually believe in lutheranism, only convert to trigger others. the /v/ way

i chuckled every time i scan a /gsg/ thread and misread it as

misread trigger

triggers

misread deez nuts