Thread 2190201

This is thread dedicated to hating Paraslop. Post material demoralize Paradox retards.

I'll start: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvoA1qwnFIw&list=LL&index=82

in world where it's paradox versus globe earthers, nobody wins

why yes, i love sucking paracock mmmm

fucking faggots refused to add Aksai Chin in the game
i hope their studio gets burned

Still playing EU5.

i played the victoria 3 leak years ago
when i realized they had just ripped the economic busy work system from hoi4 i never touched it again

But I like paradox games

>>2190201 (OP)
Still butthurt from a 2023 post award

>>2190201 (OP)
Paradox had a golden age between HOI3 Darkest Hour, CK2, Vic2 and EU3.
Then we got EU4 which was not good, HOI4 which was not good.
Stellaris was soon after and it was not good.
Then we had years of DLC making CK2 great. EU4 reached its peak of life in and around 2017 where it was okay, not great.
HOI4 reached a peak around 2019ish before they implemented too many retarded systems and overhauled supply.
Stellaris had changed atleast five times into a completely different game at this point so its not really possible to say which version was good or bad. Most were bad. Stellaris never peaked.
Some time later we got CK3 which is still a downgrade from CK2 in some respects.
Then we got the Vic 3 announcement hopium and that begun the age of paraslop.
Millenia was a paraflop.
Vic3 was a paraflop.
Stellaris got slop dlc no one liked.
EU4 and HOI4 updates since 2019 have made them blatantly worse and less fun.
Power creep is crazy in EU4 and HOI4.
HOI4's focus tree gameloop has been completely overtuned.
I would really like to see paradogs release EU5 in a playable state but I expect a flop anyway.

jannies ban this chud
we're not his personal army

>>2191003
I much more prefer 2s over hoi/eu3s but I do agree with what you're saying.

>>2190201 (OP)
Last good game from Paraslop was Ck2.
Turns out trannies and faggots make poor developers.
Oh and stop trying to reinvent the wheel with Stellaris updates for fuck sake.

This is actually just directed towards /gsg/, which is the worst thread on /vst/, only dethroned when some retard makes a political bait thread

>he's too cancerous for /gsg/
lmao

this thread consists of the same small handful of 40-something Slavic bachelors still playing some obscure eurojank tactical game from the '00s.

>>2191799
I'll have you know I'm still in my 30s

>>2192265
He's not talking about IQ

kek, this is the target audience of eu5
paradox games have been taken over by trannies since hoi4

>>2192343
Tranny falseflag

>>2192343
Swedecucks deserve to have their country flooded with niggers howeverbeit

>>2191003
100% agree.
HOI4 each new expansion add just a system to be forgotten and not interconnected. Like secret projects and spies.

Last good game CK2.

Missing a competitor that can at least make a good game in the gsg category

>>2190203
I gave you a like because I felt bad for you. Clearly, you put some effort into editing, only to get 200 views.
But some of your points are kinda stupid, like calling HOI4 a visual novel. I haven't played it and I'm not defensive of it, but it is clearly not a visual novel.

>>2190201 (OP)
We should make our own gsg with blackjack and hookers.
I have been trying to make one, but it takes clearly long time.

>>2190203
you sound like a homo, I shan't watch your shitty video essay

>>2193003
>shan'tfagging

>>2192542
Go play Slitherine games. :^)

>>2190534
You mean Imperator 3?

>>2190201 (OP)
>Be me 10 years ago
>Post on /gsg/ as an openly underage zoomer
>They’re my only friends
>Oldfag tells me to GTFO and go make friends IRL and play outside or some shit or I will end up as an incel loser like him
>Laugh at him thinking it will never happen to me, I’ll get a gf and a life and leave eventually
>10 years later that’s exactly what happened to me, incel loser with 0 friends and no future
I’m so fucking sorry unc. Should’ve listened to you instead of being a little zoomie smartass.

>>2190203
you seem like a faggot

>>2190201 (OP)
>Paradox Hate Thread
This sentence is false!