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>>100939048 (OP)
I LOVE HAGS
I LOVE WATAME

>>100939048 (OP)
Cute old sheep

Love me hags

Hag Love

I'd shag this sheep

I wonder how it went for that one guy and the 33 year old woman

>>100940151
I would cum gallons inside Azkichi

>>100941599
He'd better be a father in 9 months.

>>100942883
For the child's sake I hope not

impregnating sex with hags

Something's off here...

>>100947747
Nothing wrong here at all.

>>100947747
Still would a sheep and hunchback

I want them on my face

>>100948347
it still cracks me up that ui got so assblasted over people making fun of her posture that she went to a chiropractor to get a professional opinion

>>100950938
Chiropractic is bullshit. She would have been better off talking to an orthopedist or physical therapist.

Sex with blonde hags

>>100939048 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/live/6rkCTlwID1o
https://kick.com/laranbonnie
Lolihag bnnuy keeps testing multistream waters

>>100951181
I don't know about posture correction but for pain relief, I disagree. I've been to one for lower back pain and after a few sessions I was good as new.

hag elf is going in
https://www.twitch.tv/late_primrose

Good night haggots.

Hag sandwich
https://youtu.be/xyIjZiMIJ_4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0st8XqApjSM
Pochi VRChat tour

>>100957828
WAO!
Unfortunately, I have to sleep.

I NEED to have sex with Koyori.

>>100964940
This.

>>100965304
sexyote

>>100965364
Do dogs really?

Mio milk

need kansai hagwife with whom to start a family

>>100968935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9gcnFmaPrQ&t=581s

>>100965364
I want to lock myself in a small room with this dog and pound her until we both almost pass out from exhaustion and dehydration and the room is heavy with humidity and our mixed scents.
That's just me though.

>>100968935
Bibi will be perfect soon...

>tfw no hagwife and kids to play Mario Kart World with

>>100970086
To be fair it’s so damn expensive you can only pick one
$700 for Mario kart or $700 to spend on your family

>>100970146
I’m fortunate enough to not have to worry about money. At the same time, money alone isn’t enough to build connections.

>>100970086
MKW is a scam lol

>>100971962
my erect penis needs to be inside of this sexy hagyote

unshaved hags are dangerous and stinky

>>100974223
You're weak.

>>100974223
They're dangerous because they're more likely to fool their preys.

>>100974458
I think Sora should give me this look after I pull out.

>>100975514
Why would you pull out?

>>100976548
Exactly for that look, I can always make her a mama later.

>>100976548
why would you want children in this day and age?

>>100977310
If you prefer non-existence to existence then why are you even alive?
Ignoring that though because it's nice to have a family with someone you love and provided you can provide then the kid has every chance to make a good life for themselves too.

>>100977310
Because I like kids? Because I want to try raising one of my own with someone I love?

>>100977310
The primary goal of every living being is to pass on its genes. If you don't want kids, you're defective.

I really want children, but I want to have them with a dorky japanese woman in her 30s.

>>100965364
>>100969198
I'd let her do things to me for the first few minutes until primal urges take over and i empty gallons

>>100978587
Lui is waiting for you, anon.

>>100978587
I would like children, but I'm definitely not meant to be a father.

>>100978866
all she has to do is settle for a white guy from the midwest and tell me her ring size and i'll be there for her

>>100978587
Japan needs to make the breeding visa real to save all the childless hags

>>100980555
Checked and agreed

>>100980555
marriage and children with a cute japanese hag would be a dream come true

>>100975514
>implying she'd let you pull out

Having a hag bear your child is true bliss!

Fuck the duck until exploded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRSV632osN0
>ywn get wild with pochi
bros

>>100993853
Sensei...
Cute...

>>100939048 (OP)
isnt watame 9 years old

>>100996060
In sheep years. Add 28.

>>100996211
She needs children before it's too late.

close

>>101001833
the haggiest gen including the missing menhera (good)

>>101002014
I think Gamers still beats them in average age. At some point within the next several months, it will also become an all-hag gen.

>>101004771
Incredible.

>>101004771
>visible pubes
>fat

>>101007012
I want to fuck Fubuki mercilessly

>>101003371
>they didn't get the convertible

>>100993853
hags love TM Network

>>101008159
based & TBF-pilled

>>100939048 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/live/Hz0BLFfm23A
https://kick.com/laranbonnie
Lolihag bnnuy's cubegame

I need to watch Watame more.

Good night haggots.

must breed
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Hs1FLH3CAOg

so many hags are animals...

>>101026812
I always wanted to be a zookeeper when I was younger.

>>101004771

https://x.com/sinRavNSFW/status/1932020914134172070?t=sWa3SkIoDznKCpRN_wl3IQ&s=19

>>101027977
Excellent. Even after enjoying paizuri they had enough to fertilise her.

>>101027977
Why is this fat hag so smug??

>>101028063
She won.

>>101028074
but she got pregnant.she wasnt careful

https://x.com/Midnight_Snykb/status/1932051722509430862

>>101028129
Getting pregnant is the objective.

>>101004771
>>101027977
holy fucking shit

>>101027977
Holy SEX

>>101004771
>>101027977
Can’t say I’m too into this one
Fat women aren’t really my thing

>>101029851
That's not even fat that's a healthy child-bearing body.

>>101029851
Agreed but I think it's the angle that makes her look overly stocky than because she was drawn to look that way intentionally.

>>101029851
thats literal peak female performance

>>101029913
It looks like the baby fat a woman gets after her pregnancy which is super sexy to me.

>>101028429
It's such a crime this didn't get a second season

>>101031775
some things should stay at one season

>>101032034
The manga is still going though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC7RIFV9LXY&t=2m20s
Comedy gold.

>>101034633
I need a Japanese woman wearing a virginity killer sweater to take advantage of me

>>101027977
Amazing but gone are the days we get actual hardcore pictures. I'd just rather just the pinups and not the tease that she's full of jizz. I really miss when we got the drawings of the actual intimacy.

>>101038721
You never know, he might have one in the works

will we get any new hags this year?

>>101042748
Cute and lickable feet and thighs

>>101041467
There's one who I'm aware of, but I think her being posted here would result in a lot of shitflinging due to some of her past actions.

>>101042748
would be better without the exposed feet

>>101044871
passionate breeding sex with japanese koyotes

>>101047497
Still would.

>>101052282
I love long hair tomboys
There’s just something about tomboys that become super girly but still remember where they came from

>>101057297

poch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y31O2FYOv6Y&pp=0AUB

Lion milk

>>101059824

I was kind of surprised by Pochi releasing a boob mousepad of herself since she seems hesitant to lewd herself at times, especially a big one.

Hagccubus

Luv me some Lui

Birthday Birb

>>101064744
Based Lui lover.
Happy birthday Luilui.

>>101066537
Looks like those hips were built to birth a ton of healthy kids

I bet Lui's concert will be kino. Too bad I'll be asleep when it's live.

I will give Marine the children she wants.

Good night haggots

>>101061952
Sins with hags!

LUILUI BIRTHDAY LIVE STARTING NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28P_1Y0WbrM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28P_1Y0WbrM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28P_1Y0WbrM

>>101087525
WITH YOUR HOSTS

>>101087530
AND HAGS

>>101087545
Pretend to be surprised.

Lui rejects Kanade as her daughter since she's too much trouble. **She shouldn't be so picky.**

>>101087758
>**
Forgot which site I was on kek.

Mio talking about how she loves flowers but can't keep them in case her cats eat them and fucking die.

Sex on stage.

>>101087926
Taiga is a menace!

kakkoi

Cool hags and surrogate daughter.

I fucking love Code Geass.

LUILOUCHE VI BRITANNIA COMMANDS YOU
IMPREGNATE A HAG

>>101086419
*sniff*

>>101090286
Sexy sweaty tits.

need dorky kansai hagwife with whom to raise a family

wee woo, hag police

>>101091949
What are the charges?

>>101093042
not letting them play with the thing between your legs!

>>101095317
wifeyote

Luv me some Lui

I wuv this Birb

>>101096659
Based Lui lover.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UNCUfLZKoSs
>it's an i8
that's so fucking grim

>>101100174
Beautiful toned tummy.

I need to marry this bird.

Some other haggots better start posting. I'm going to bed soon.

are there any kemonomimis in hololive that arent hags yet?

>>101115927
Okayu?

>>101116671
Not for long.
Raora will take a while though.

>>101117047
>Raora
Really? I thought she was already in the group.

>>101117534
Raora has the soul of a hag and the brainrot of a brat but she's way off I think.

>>101120491
Very cool urufu.

>>101121327
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT

https://x.com/sinRavNSFW/status/1933142818756944172?t=Z5ivWEXqnocTZvrPNSpezA&s=19

>>101123234
>>101038721
Anons prayers might finally be answered.

>>101123234
its a small detail but I always like the wedding rings

>>101123790
Wedding rings are absolutely the best, makes pictures with hags so much better.

>>101117534
>>101118177
Raora has just over 2 years left.

>>101119018
Hail the king

>>100996211
29 from November.

>>101129375
I am under the impression that the ones that started as hags like her, Botan, Polka and AZKi are very mellow and don't suffer menhera and depression bouts the same way Marine does for example. But I am In right in assuming that or is it that they just hide it better?

I desperately need to put a child in the priestess
https://files.catbox.moe/ox5xli.jpg

>>101129703
While the older ones do seem to be less menhera, I don't think age is the main factor. I think Marine is just especially prone to depression, and that age doesn't really have anything to do with it. After all, Subaru's only 31 (32 soon), and she's probably the most mentally stable person in Hololive. Age definitely brings maturity though.

>>101131437
I used Marine as an example, but you could take your pick, really: Pekora, Rushia, Noel, Aqua, Matsuri, Chammers, Shion, Choco...it just seems like the ones that started out as hags all had their shit together emotionally, while the ones that didn't are all nutcases lol.

>>101131610
It is interesting how that happened. I think part of it might be that the oldest members have had normal jobs before, while many of the younger ones have not. Accordingly, the hags know how good they really have it and, consequently, are much more laid back.

>>101131610
they're all people at different stages of their lives
maybe you missed a hag's wilder years and only know her calmer side or maybe she was never that wild to begin with but they should be at a point where they've got a good grasp on things for the most part from life experience
then there's the younger ones in the middle of those wilder years trying to figure themselves out and having it all broadcast to thousands of people who are there scrutinizing their every action, being a little nutty should be expected and who knows what the long-term effects on them will look like
but at the end of the day pic related

>>101132228
Could be. We tend to underestimate the emotional and physical toll being in Hololive takes, but even still I guess hags with extensive real world shitty job experience appreciate what they have.
>>101132354
True lol. I didn't mean to imply former non-hags are worse or anything, but that stark contrast, especially when some the number or hags was less, made it that much more apparent to me.

>>101135031
GIWTWM

I like outfit swaps.

Next thread's theme should be Lui

>>101140155
True.

>>101140002
>>101140226
>>101140257
>>101140294
>>101140332
Need to deposit gallons of my semen inside of her

Damn this thread lasted 6 days