This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: No schedule; Lumi is recovering from her parents' abuse

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

Lumi smashed her elbow so hard it hurts to bend it: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2474386698

Previous Thread:>>100910484

I MISS LUMI!!!!!!!!

Is Lumi okay? Is she still suffering?

>>101040529
same bro

>>101041069
>Is she still suffering?
Lumi is still suffering

https://files.catbox.moe/sqqkyz.webm

>>101041699
that's how she looks at me when she reads my chats

You know how I know Lumi loves me? Before she went to Japan I got a gift sub to her channel, directly from her. She didn't have to do that.

>>101040389 (OP)
the lemon baker is back!
>>101041615
you think she is still yapping away at hung over about how bad it was? or is it REALLY bad and she's sitting in a corner crying until she can control herself?

gorilla tonight?

>>101044486
maybe

>>101044571
Why does she hate her parents so much?

>>101044611
I think she just finds them exhausting

>>101044642
But to treat them so coldly

>>101044751
I don't blame her, the fact that they spent days in her house, messed with her kitchen, and even stayed a day later sounds like a nightmare to me
they probably just invited themselves over too

>>101044486
this will prove if she loves us or not. nap and stream or nap and complain to dizzy

>>101045047
I wouldn't blame her if she doesn't stream tonight, would be nice though

>>101045291
neither would I. I would do a short schizo and spend the next two days reclaiming my house. that doesn't mean it isn't true.

>>101045486
They just want what's best for her

>>101044751
Lumi is getting back at them

>>101044751
She killed them and dumped the bodies

So does Lumi hate just her parents, or does she hate starbro? I need to know so I can make fun of incestfags

>>101049465
I think it is safe to say that is the only reasonable assumption we can make at this point

>>101040389 (OP)
Hey! That's my wife on the right!

>>101044907
to be fair she was a bit of a retard with the kitchen thing. you arent getting fires from metal trays.

>>101051821
But anon, it was Lumi's kitchen to begin with, only Lumi should decide on how it should be presented.

>>101051864
when your parents are visiting and they see you living in squalor and without furniture like a barbarian, they get to move things around. I cant believe I am saying this but lumi's parents were in the right for that one

>>101052130
But it undermines Lumi's independence.

>>101052153
independence is earned by doing things like having food and shelter kek. but youre right, it was probably the small annoyance that triggered the reeeing.

lumi wouldnt come back from a vacation, come back, skip a guerilla, then take another break 2 days later. I trust

>>101052769
Stream in 40 min

>>101052794
damn right she is

Lumi is doing a guerilla stream, please be nice to her after what her parents did to her
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Lumi's parents sound exhausting.

Lumi is scared of Father's Day

>Lumi's dad is health conscious
>Acts suspiciously Vegan
>Lumi denies he's vegan
Poor Lemon

Would you fix lumi?

>Lumi’s mom forced Lumi to wear a sundress and sun hat
>Lumi’s parent forced her to make pizza and other food and strawberry shortcake
Lumi…

Lumi's hand are dry

>>101053850
No

lumi was kind enough to get all of her pent up crying out of the way up front. that was actually rather nice of her.

>>101053895
You forgot they made her pick Strawberries for funsies and that they blame her for taking too long in wearing the sundress and sunhat

>>101053928
She really cares about us

>Lumi's dad is autistic
>Starbro is autistic
>Lumi's mom is literally Lumi but older
>Lumi is a younger version of her mother
Weird family dynamic.

>starbro helps Lumi because he sees suffering
>Immediately blames him when her instructions are unclear

>>101053928
She's still crying

Gods, I miss her yaps so much.

Ah, I finally see, Starbro is a tsundere

Lumi is so mean to her little brother, he was only trying to help her

>>101054460
Doesn’t work

Lumi is a good big sis

do you think Lumi's parents still spank her

Love her hat

Starbro can't follow simple commands

>>101054692
I would

Dizzy doubted Lumi having a brother and believed instead, she had a "brother".

>>101055779
Kek, I wish we could see her reaction when Dizzy said that.

Lumi just call phase polycule. I don't think she knows what that means.

>>101056041
sounds pretty faggy either way. sometimes you have to be nice to the people around you but other times you need to remember you are the one on a civilizing mission. else they will eat you alive like a bucket of crabs if one stays. or worse. the standard drowning man's behavior grabbing hold and dragging both back into the water.

>>101056105
back into the water if one leaves before they understand why they were there*

>>101055779
How could Dizzy think Lumi’s brother could be her “brother”?

>>101056947
I didnt catch that somehow. what was that yap about?

>>101057116
Need to check the VOD; I don’t know why dizzy and starbro were brought up

>>101057703
she was probably considering pawning him off on her in the back of her mind and randomly brought it up while she was rebooting

>>101054041
this is the most unexpectly astute observation of tbe night

>>101057116
>Chyat: what if starbro becomes a streamer?
>Lumi: Starbro would never become a streamer; and if she does, I’ll drag him to my stream to finally show he’s real
>Lumi: OMG dizzy also thought Starbro was not real and thought he was my bf
>Angry Lumi noises.

>>101057880
ohhhhhh right. thank you. yeah they better leave him the fuck alone

>>101057880
How does Lumi talk about Starbro for Dizzy to even think that?

>>101057956
to be fair, it is dizzy we're talking about here

>>101057956
lumi with a dick. remember how much fall out there was from pippa gosling over lumi? only now it isnt gay

>wake up
>missed stream
why even live

>>101058134
it was really cozy. save it for bed

>>101058134
Lumi yapped alot. She wants to go to Germany, and her dad got in a car accident because some dumb bitch was texting and driving.,

>>101058178
many such cases. women shouldnt be allowed to drive

>>101054663
>Gives her brother a unique and rare shirt that gumis would kill for
>starbro is too embarrassed and refuses to thank her for it
Starbro needs to just accept that he’s no different than Lumi before he ruins his relationship with her.

>>101058534
you got that backwards

>>101058566
How? Explain

>Lumi took starbro to the airplane museum and Starbro started autistically talking about various plane lores until Lumi laughed at him and called him a nerd and he remained quiet the rest of the trip
Poor guy can’t open up about his interest to anyone.

Lumi owes me nonstop paizuri.

>>101059105
he deserved it for not liking the shirt

>>101059105
Lumi wants starbro to be like all the other badboys/playboys. Which means Starbro needs to start drinking and doing drugs and abusing women

>>101060928
Agreed. Starbro should have worn it when he goes to the gym and show his support.

Grass Toucher is live!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T88wR0EM3pY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T88wR0EM3pY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T88wR0EM3pY

>>101062387
And braless going by the jiggling

>>101063132
it's making me horny

>>101062387
So many branches you could use on her butt

>>101044751
Her parents disapprove of her bf

Spanking past 18 isn’t unheard of as you might think and Lumi is a perfect example of this

>>101061001
I can help him with both of those

God she sounds like such a pushover. Maybe if you set boundaries your parents would respect you more dumb hole

I just saw the lolumi going on a hike vod. that makes for two extrenely comfy streams in a row. I dont think it was her parents because she started last night in a funk. but something wasnt there that finally made things feel like unforced fun again. if this keep up she can just zatsu all day and I'd have fun

>>101064877
Her parents disapprove of this?!

>>101067750
I feel the same way, especially with the hike stream. I wonder what happened.

https://files.catbox.moe/79ry31.png

>>101068063
or what did not happen? they were both at odd hours. I dont know what that correlates with but something might be causal

>>101068128
incest or not. that has high production value. why do they both look so terrified?

>>101068974
the stream last night was at odd hours, but the stream this morning made sense because she was up so late

>>101069309
no they were both great. I think I put it together. it was not her it was who was able to be there

>>101069040
they both a worried about being find out or surprised that it happened so fast

>>101070712
do you think it would feel any different in zero gravity?

Our Lemon wife is streaming
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Lumi fixed her pantry, and she's happy.

Lumi finally admits it: She loves her parents and brother a lot. But is in a depressed state

>>101071649
she's in a whumpf

She's still blaming Starbro for the Brisket

>cooking lots of food sends her into a depressive state and she doesn't eat
and people still say Lumi doesn't have an eating disorder

Chyat made her angry

The Minecraft series sounds fun, I hope it lasts longer than the Zomboid series. Lumi was a lot of fun in that one too.

Lumi's alias on Dune is an animal name that can be shortened to something cute and stupid, and is also very feminine

orange. It was because orange wasnt there. that's why everyone was having fun.

this whole thing has been a bunch of extremely insecure discord gumis terrified of lumi making it out of this shit and becoming a person again. she even said the game pushed her back into her fugue state. now there is a whole group of autists backing up their butt buddy. that. is fucking funny. if we beat 4chan we can beat them. game on

The list of Food Lumi made for her parents and brother

>>101073957
Oh yeah, for the people who don't know how to hear soundposts
https://files.catbox.moe/hrywor.mp3

*cums herself*

my object permanence about to kick in

is Lumi digging with a wood pickaxe or is this some mod item

>>101064877
I would be upset too if my daughter told me she was dating Vlad the Impaler

Where's the redeem to mute dizzys mic?

lumi wants to quit and leave a legacy. the feedback loop of mental illness that is the the core of the discord. losers validating each other isnt much of a legacy so she is closing her eyes. I hate compusive noticng.

Lumi turned 46

I need porn of Lumi getting cum on her tits! AI if I have to!

>>101073312
Care to explain more?

>>101081459
About what? The Fugue State or the Gumi civil war that is happening.

>>101081666
Nta but I'd to hear about the latter

Not really no.

>>101081666
okay 666 anon you got my attention just for the trips

There's a Gumi civil war?

I honestly think that it wasn't bf but her brother's character, how retarded I am?

>>101083772
No, that's the general consensus.

>>101081666
I'm more interested in The Gumi civil war

>>101081459
Laughing and having fun yapping about snakes or anything that involves using her brain, anti strikes, apparently slides into depressed mode for the rest of the stream, faggots who probably think laughing at getting hit in the nuts is fetish porn celebrate.
it would be really fucking funny if it werent for the person getting fucked wasnt desperately trying to escape the cycle of fakeness. she is such a shitty judge of character she cant tell the difference between getting grooming someone for a position and being groomed. she wonders why she is so damn sad. it is because there is a small highly verbal minority deliberately trying to ensurs no fun. it is calculated.
science is white girl facts. talking to a rare what is going to make you quit? armchair diagnosis! the list continues. I have seen this so many times professionally. retards or not retards, everytime the law gets involved, this is how it starts. I just didnt want to believe it thought maybe it was was just autism.
granted, it is to some extent. all the major complaints she get stem from being stupid enough to think the relative handful of really fucking weird discord gumis are somehow representative. I have seen it in action. a wild autist appears and is friendly enough to anchor your whole steam? tourist! I dont see how she doesnt get it. maybe she really is just not a business person. no wonder she grows and chat stays the same. all the rrats about discord gumis needlessly filtering everyone were actually true.
worse, she thinks they are her legacy and will keep the lights on. doubt it. this is just a vulnerable member of the population getting exploited. it just wasnt textbook old person getting cut off from everything until they are a depressed cash machine desperate for someone in their life. or woman getting seperated from her friends and family so she is dependent on them to solve the problems they created. it is some weird combination.
The end goal by the king autist is to get her to quit but not disconnect from her community. that way she doesnt fix her problems and is stunted in the real world, but has no other connections and gets sucked into an even smaller crowds control until she gives up.
There is other really obvious shit at play, but everyone is so autistic it might be secret. if this is standard vtubing, and the other normies at large knew? it would be as illegal. Sadly none of this is unfamiliar. even with a phone doing most of the work of noticing things, it is friday. I hage hit my autism/vtubing quotient and my friends are wondering why I am still standing in the corner. good luck

>>101071649
I only more women would realize sometimes the greatest form of love is a smack on the butt

>>101084127
Seek help my friend

>>101085281
nice try faggot. get a job.

>>101073957
>>101073995
She’s still blaming starbro for the brisket

>>101057880
Starbro becoming a streamer seems like a nightmare for Lumi but at the same time, Lumi forcing Starbro to be her little bitch on stream seems on-brand for her. Wonder how many times she will do it.

>>101073995
I can listen to that woman talk for forever

>>101085281
is that fear I taste? or impotence? a stranger in your faggy little world nearly single handedly kept a streamer afloat while everything from 4chan to discord was doing it's best not to. do you know why?
Because it was funny. good luck pleb. you will need it.

Lumi is like a daughter to me

>>101086034
Her voice is very soothing and comforting

>>101086183
odd but fair enough. Im a professional troll for a living (sort of) so I cant judge

>>101087068
Trolls get paid?

Can we fix Lumi?

>>101089028
no, people in general are unable to be fixed by others, and Lumi is still a human at the end of the day
realistically the only way for her to be fixed is to quit vtubing and live her best life but obviously that would be bad for us

>>101085513
Lumi refuses to accept any blame

>>101052153
Women aren't supposed to be independent by design.

>>101083772
>>101083801
My main concern is that this man plays the default male character preset. Who would do that? Give me some valid scenarios.

>>101091744
me, also it's was not default or human, it was reddit post copy of a breton.

>>101091744
Starbro, being a zoomer and never playing an elder scrolls game, wanted to see if Oblivion was good. It’s why he didn’t play a lot nor waste his time in the character creation

>>101084127
I'm not reading that

>>101091841
Right I misremembered, it's not a preset, it's an imperial copied from reddit.

>>101083801
Holy cope lmao

>>101091842
See, caught in the lie, since the character was not a preset, it was a custom character. Add that to lumi lying, freaking out, and cutting it out of the vod and banning anyone talking about it, and it's pretty obvious it was her bf.

>>101092934
I want it to be her child because the white race needs to breed, breed early, and breed often.

>>101093004
If lumi had a child she would either kill it once the post-partum depression hits or just neglect it to death.
Sorry anon, but the lemon would not make good mother, no matter how much baby fever she has.

>>101093746
killing it post-partum is a possibility, but I think what would be most likely is she would be one of those psycho overbearing moms, like the mom in black swan

>>101091856
I hope you dont. I cant believe I tipped my hand like that. its funny. I can be shit faced with a bag of blow and 7 inches into some whore and still be more useful than you
>>101090179
this is the only way. the problem is that livibg her best life means severing contact with literally everyone. if she doesnt do that it will be 10x worse for a variety of reasons. also, hi. I knew it was you
>>101093746
reeeee
>>101091687
lol
>>101088002
we call them something else irl. it is slightly mord presigious but I know what I am. speaking of which, I need water. time to find a bridge

>>101095764
You have no idea what you're talking about :)

>>101096061
sure

>>101088002
If there a government agency like the IDF they get taxpayer money

that one fag is like a middle schooler trying to act cooler than chat. then taking that same person's jokes and using them. pathetic and amusing

>otherwise you can't buy shit, you can't buy anything
she sounded like oldmi for a second :3

Why did people forget to post her link
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>101100483
sorry

I wish I was Martin

Lumi is a good Leader

>>101100483
Dwarf fortress is so shit

>>101050219
She just thinks her parents are too much to handle, Starbro is being a brat towards her.

Why does Lumi hate Mass Effect

>>101105419
she's just trying to get through it so she can move onto something else

Lumi is suffering

>>101107935
she should just play a different game

>>101108068
She can't let chat win

>>101108087
she's had enough

Lumi is not beating the gay allegations

>>101108681
Poor Girl

Why is Lumi a sniper?

Uruka HATE

>>101111511
Why do we hate her?

>>101115797
She won't date lumi's brother

>>101116752
Lumi won’t let her coworkers/genmates date him in the first place. You really think she would be proud if Dizzy or Airi dated him.

>>101116808
She should be proud to help her hag NEET coworkers finally get some action

>>101118079
She wants better for her brother than used up girlfailures most of her colleagues are

We are so fuckin back. Prepare your Goslings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y03lcTQzrCE

absolute KINO incoming

>>101119063
>quarterly reminder that i am also an idol
Was there ever a doubt about her being an idol?

Why is she like this?

>>101119063
I won’t be able to watch

I wrote this
>It was always the same response. Always the same desperate pleas.
>“Please, I won't say a word,” he’d beg in that desperate pleading way.
>But how would Lumi trust that? Can she even trust him? She’d been keeping it a secret for years.
> She pulled her car into her designated parking spot and looked up at the large, opulent Phase Tower at the second-floor last window on the left.
>The shades were sealed shut.
>They’d been that way for days.
>Lumi stepped out and walked into the entryway, passing Dizzy by the Receptionist Hall.
>She checked the Receptionist Hall at least five times a day so she could interact with someone other than her own chat and Sakana.
>“Why hello, Lumi,” Dizzy called when she spotted her, “How was your stream today?”
>“Great, it was great” Lumi replied without turning around. No need to tell her that, once again, she’d ended stream earlier than she would have liked.
>“That's good to hear. You tell that 'brother' of yours he needs to get out of your room once in a while and get more the sun more often.”
>Lumi turned around and looked at Dizzy before smiling at her as she stopped at the elevator. “Don't you worry about him; I will tell him that.”
>Lumi waved to her over my shoulder and stepped inside the box as soon as the doors opened.
>They closed in front of her, and she stared at the numbers as they lit up, anxiously tapping her feet back and forth against each other.
>The familiar ding sounded and then the doors opened to the long hallway.
>The smell of disinfected and other cleaning product greeted her when she opened her apartment door.
>She took a deep breath before walking down the hallway and into her bedroom.
>A small lump hid underneath the yellow comforter.
>Lumi stepped over the scattered piles of clothes as she walked to the window and pulled on the blinds’ string, flooding the room with light and making it brighter.
>She even opened the window, letting the fresh air sweep into the room, and took another deep breath to fortify herself for what she had to do next.
>She sat on a spot on the edge of the bed and peeled back the comforter, revealing Starbro’s small body tucked into the fetal position, drool coming out of his mouth.
>However, His wrist was bleeding.
>Not a good sign.
>The last time his wrist was bleeding, she’d almost taken him to the emergency room.
>She’d grown to hate the sight of his blood.
>Lumi stroked his blond hair away from his face. “Hi, darling. I’m home.”
>His eyes opened quickly, and his arms reached out for her like a small child reaching for her mother.
>Lumi lay down beside him and wrapped her arms around him.
>They’d been through this routine so many times.
>Starbro nestled his head on her chest and began to cry.
>“Shh.” Lumi stroked his hair. “It’s gonna be all right. You just have to listen to me.”
>“I won't run away.” His tears wet her shirt. “I'll listen, Lumi. I really will this time. Please.”
>“I know you'll listen, honey,” Lumi said, her long fingers splayed across her younger brother's cheeks as she tilted his head for a kiss
>“You trust me?”
>He looked up at her and she looked down at her younger brother's face—his features were the same as hers, even down baby blue eyes
>She shook her head.
>She can never trust her brother
>“C'mon, let’s get you showered, all right?”
>She didn’t wait for his answer.
>Lumi stood and pulled him up with her, his stick-thin arms and body leaning against her for support.
>His hair was matted against the side of her head.
>“Then maybe we can go out and get dinner. Shiina told me there’s this really great restaurant that opened up downtown a few weeks ago. Their romance menu is supposed to be amazing.”
>His eyes widened, and his mouth dropped open unable to respond
>“Or we can just order a Chinese and watch a few anime episodes.”
>His face instantly relaxed but kept his head down.
>Lumi flicked on the fluorescent lights and ran the bathwater.
>Starbro walked in to join her, still keeping his head down, his arms wrapped tightly around his stomach.
>Lumi stopped filling the silence and let out a deep sigh.
>“What’d you do?” Lumi asked, hoping to break the silence.
>But Starbro shrugged and began undressing, his head still hanging low as if he were a puppy who’d been caught trying to run away or a cat escaping its confinement.
>He removed his pajama shirt.
>Dried blood was smeared all over his chest and abdomen like crusted trails of rust.
>There was a lot of it, which meant he’d been cutting himself all day.
>He undressed slowly, wary of his raw skin
>Lumi stared at the jagged edges of his wounds, new and old, as they spliced their way over his pale skin in a tangled web.
>Three deep gashes scarred the left side of his stomach.
>He’d ended up in the emergency room that time.
>To be with their parents
>To be free of her
>To be away from her
>But she won't let that happen

>>101123606
this is really fucked up. you need help. this is discord gumi tier insanity. find a doctor

>>101123606
please write more

We're live! Get the lube ready.

>>101125067
Nice

*music starts*

>>101126815
Cute