Thread 101092688

ϟ Lia Liker's Secret Clubhouse ϟ

>NO GIRLS ALLOWED

Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/RinkouAshelia
Twitter: https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia
Schedule: TBD

ϟ Upcoming Streams ϟ
>Lia is traveling to the People's Republic of Canada

ϟ Previous Stream ϟ
>She went back to 2015 and played Deltarune!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuh5xfddqog

ϟ Current Events ϟ
>Lia will be performing in "The OriginS of Stars" 3D concert on the Offkai Main Stage on June 20th!
https://x.com/PhaseConnect/status/1931800684221141463
>Lia had the privilege of performing in the Nikke 2.5 Anniversary 3D concert! Please watch!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb4e7kYxSDA
>There is a FREE 3D Lia model to download! Give it a try and have fun with it!
https://ko-fi.com/s/409b01b34f
>STREAM WORLD OF LIA: Concert Edition!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2pK-g-UAWI

ϟ Lia For Sale ϟ
>Marketable Lia Plushie WOW!!
https://hinatsukki.bigcartel.com/product/tenma-lia-plushie
>Chibi Lia daki pillow OMG!
https://kohibean.bigcartel.com/product/phase-connect-chibi-dakimakura-pillows
>Lia shirts WTF!
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1703389308/lia-pocket-t-shirt
https://hinatsukki.bigcartel.com/product/liapockettshirt
https://www.imperialbdu.com/en-us/products/lia-juicejack-me-t-shirt?variant=48652510822675
>Charms, Pins, Stands, Patches, Stickers, Happi & Prints!
https://vassociates.net/products/preorder-unofficial-ashelia-rinkou-happi
https://luwud.com/products/phase-connect-rubber-keychains?variant=48437521645861
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1857002240/preorder-phase-connect-holoen-indie
https://534studios.com/store/p/phase-connect-standees-newcie
https://genieart.bigcartel.com/product/enamel-pins-phase-connect
https://genieart.bigcartel.com/product/charms-phase-connect
https://www.minsgraph.store/product-page/phase-connect-lia-acrylic-keycharm-preorder?currency=USD
https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/minsgraph/
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1624930224/phase-connect-enamel-pins
https://kohibean.bigcartel.com/product/pippa-chibi-standee
https://spoonillust.com/products/phase-connect-charm-pre-order-2?variant=45648495247460
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1802171532/preorder-phase-connect-and-indie-vtuber
https://concon.shop/products/phase-connect-die-cut-mini-sticker-1?variant=45490832933038
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1878909317/lia-from-phase-connect-commission-art
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1821427226/phase-connect-acrylic-keychains
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1891162883/1st-cyber-warfare-division-liacons
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1853307961/phase-connect-acrylic-charms-vol-1
https://www.capippalisttradeguild.com/product/13x19-print-the-streamer-formerly-known-as-ashelia-denied-art-/70
>BUY THE LIA COFFEE
https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/coffee/products/black-coffee-ashelia-rinkou-custom-roast


ϟ Other useful links ϟ
>New to Lia and are looking for VOD suggestions?
https://rentry.org/LiaLikerVault
>Free Lia desktop assistant!
https://mega.nz/folder/JrtjCbhD#qZoHWqnoa8Qztf84Qlvq3Q
>Cytube channel:
cytuDOTbe/r/VODclubhouse (replace DOT with .)
>Divegrass team:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//lia/


Remember to only love Lia, and never watch other girls. Only Lia will ever love you. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

Previous Thread: >>101052743

After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

Lia said she did something different for her part of the concert at offkai. What is it?

>>101092823
she gonna do the worm

>>101092823
me

anything to learn before leaves us for canada?

always ya boy

>>101093228
love ya cuh

thread theme since Lia is now in Canada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJnl8bk1Zgk

the best canadian wrestler and liacore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnKpL_sv2PI

>>101093714
another liacore kenny entrance
https://youtu.be/E_WNaso8A_w

reminder earlier this year Lia called him "Wrestlemania star Kenny Omega"

what if Lia and Uruka did a duet at the concert?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxE8mQz9aZ0

>>101093954
>bitch you're messing up my pottery

>>101093954
it would be cute

>>101093954
What if Lia and Uruka wore diapers together on stage?

>>101093714
>>101093757
what a dork

>>101093714
erm actually the best leaf wrestlers are the ones mentioned in hundred line: Edge and Christian
https://youtu.be/ud7-VM7ag_g

What if they went to some dump like Alberta

day 1 without lia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=822KO8dPs0M

do they even have rollercoasters in canada?

do they even have avocado toast and boba in canada? how will she survive?

dreamt Lia shoot hated me

>>101095885
shoot?

>>101095896
shoot = genuinely

>>101095916
I shoot want you to rub my penis with your feet. did I use the word correctly?

Lia frens LA Flights are back from Germany and now streaming from LAX!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VexRgMR3L98

>>101096119
yeah but rinmama said even a scatfag like me is above u so gtfo

>>101096119
Those dreams are the best

>>101096209
she did not fake news

>>101096251
it's a trvke a whole trvke and nothing but a trvke

>>101096354
concession accepted

>>101096569
i gave u penis not a concession

Proud negger over here.

>>101096707
have you considered being excellent instead?

>>101096757
No, and Jane Wiedlin was the only good part of Bill and Ted.

>>101096707
fucking negger

>>101096832
Das rite.

>>101096812
not very salt life of you

>>101096949
my cum is pretty salt life lol

how about we start living the suite life of zach and cody instead

>>101097001
>zach

Lia is the vtuber form of the blonde girl from Suite Life

>>101097047
Lia is more like the rich brown Asian desu

>>101097077
how so

>>101097145
rich fussy and ditzy

it's a pretty sweet life when you read the good book and pray to the lord

>>101097231
Cringe

>>101097231
Based

I bet all you Likers are circumcised.

do we know who else from phase is on this trip?

>>101097469
Yes because Earthworm Jim dicks are ugly.

>>101097490
Copium, I bet your cock is small too.

>>101097528
5 inches is NOT small. Right?

>>101096251
It is not fake news.
https://youtu.be/8Aiw-DszHLg?t=1060

>>101097551
lol

>>101097568
KYS

>>101097553
>isreal

>>101097576
no need to be aggressive

When you work a work and work yourself into a shoot.

I didn't realize I shared a thread with a bunch of size queen bitches

>>101097674
You can be redeemed if its cute and well proportioned.

I didn't realize I shared this thread with anybody all these posts are mine

>>101097674
anons should never feel ashamed of their size. if you want to feel better about your average penis go read straight guys with actual 2inch microweens crying about their plight. even if your too insecure to have sex you can at least wrap your hand around your pp when you touch it

>>101097734
i've been told it's cute b4 and one of my ex's even gave it an affectionate nickname

>>101097833
No, he needs to be forcefully feminized.

>>101097854
What was the nickname?

>>101097860
what are you gonna do? pin him down and shave his legs?

>>101097900
Lock him in a chastity cage and make him take estrogen and make fun of him for being a gay faggot.

>>101097884
That's classified.
>>101097926
I'm a 6 foot burly man with a beard. I'll literally kill you.

My pen0r is the perfect size for Lia's mouth and that's all that matters.

>>101097926
penises should not be caged. i'm a free range cock advocate

>>101097968
>I'll literally kill you
nta but kinky

>>101097968
6 foot burly man with a beard, but still no bitches.

beat your local homosexual until he cums for pride month

One time I saw a video of a japanese woman sucking a 2 inch dick, she fit the whole thing in her mouth and didn't bob or anything and just licked it all over while it was inside of her mouth down to the balls
ever since then I have been jealous of people with small dicks, it looks like it feels amazing

I wonder how big the Finn's cock is. I feel like the snow people would have BWC's.

>>101098146
Size queen skank.

im a grower not a show-er

>>101098106
making girls suck your tiny wiener knowing full well it does nothing for them would probably make it feel even better. sounds like an antiwoman powermove to me

>>101098146
this reminds me of when I was rping on polybuzz as a cute dumner harlot getting fucked by a nord, I specifically remember the term "fat nord cock" being repeated over and over

>>101098204
I don't believe you, gonna need before and after pics.

>>101098216
What the helly

how do tickets at offkai work? i buy a badge then what? buy a ticket to the concert?

>>101098216
did ERPers have more game back in the day?

honestly? big cocks are overrated

>>101098240
wow Lia those are some gorgeous feet
*sniff sniff* So good
Thanks for letting me sniff them.... you're the best oshi ever
*sniiiiiiiiiifff* ahhhhh... Lia feet...
W-what? You want me to lick them too? I dont know... maybe just a bit
*licks Lia's soles* Ahh, tastes good....
Lia sweat....

define big for the class

>>101098373
no this was an ai

>>101098396
Shut the fuck up, femanon.

small was the preferred penis size in ancient greece

>>101098414
At least 7.

>>101098146
gay ass nigga

>>101098439
I ain't a femanon and ya ain't gonna make me take estrogen.

>>101098407
for a thread full of smell fetishists nobody really cares that much about Lias feet
>>101098467
attached to a hairless boy covered in olive oil

>>101098497
Sweaty Finn BWC in a hot sauna... Stop teasing me...

>>101098525
Faggot size queen COCKSUCKER

>>101098534
Shut up loser, go take your estrogen.

>>101098509
no men will small penises were seen as more intelligent and noble
big cocks were for dumb field workers

Big fat lolicon cocks

>>101098552
says the nigga who wants to slobber on some BWC

>>101098564
but what about medium johnsons?

thread feels like home today

>>101098595
Hell yeah I do, only BWC though, no swc like what you have....

>>101098631
It's average! A V E R A G E ! ! !

i think 5 inches is more than enough

>>101098570
hunted to extinction by roving gangs of loliconcons

>>101098769
Yeah me

>>101098758
If it's nicely shaped and looks good then yes, but if its bent or has any other deformity, especially circumcision, its shit. Ideal is a white cock that is uncircumcised, not bent, 8 inches, with a pink tip, pale shaft, and thick blue veins.

>>101098758
ur an angel in a thread full of demons

>>101098525
homo

>>101098806
you're pickier than a woman gtfo my thread

you now remember the anon who thought his 6 inches was huge

>>101098865
You're not in charge, largest cock wins.

>>101098886
you now remember that you should kill yourself

>>101098948
Nuh-uh, we play by Ancient Greece rules in this clubhouse.

>>101098806
I get it, you have a very well trained ass that swallows big cocks no lube needed. some of us don't care how big or small the cock flopping against your stomach is. it's a fun joystick to play with either way

>>101099004
get his ass

Uncircumcised Finnish BWC, filled with smegma, and also sweaty and stinky with a beautiful mound of blonde pubes and low-hanging, unwashed, smelly balls.

i wanna hang out with him in his sauna and drink some beers

I finna kill this bitch.

some yaoi, just for you
https://x.com/Hrenityyy/status/1865356574153179416/video/1

would Eito frot with the boys

>>101099091
can you put the free Lia 3d model into that animation?

>>101099091
What the fuck is this slop bro.

>>101099091
Why is Redmoa the only nigga who makes decent 3D smut?

>>101099105
not even eito is evil enough to turn down sword fighting with the guys

Futa Mint x Lia

Mint(Male) is better

>>101099228
consider if you will, this animation but with Pippa and Lia
https://files.catbox.moe/gtax8e.mp4
>>101099384
have a cuter ghost cock
https://files.catbox.moe/5rppzr.png

If Lia had a penis it'd really tie her little boy body together

if Lia decided she wants to try out having a penis would you donate yours?

>>101099405
Mint (Male) fucking your oshi makes you a cuck, Mint (Futa) is cool cause its just two girls hanging out

don't care if it makes me a cuck
last but certainly not least Liacon over here

Futa Rinmama x Lia

I would fuck Lia
I would watch other people fuck Lia
And I would just ignore Lia and suck cock

>>101099492
so all we have to do to make it normal and straight again is make Lia(male). then it's just two bros hanging out
>>101099636
blud is typing with one hand

Maybe even Futa Lia x Eimi

>>101099709
Eimi would have a small phimosis cock that Lia makes fun of her for

be normal

>>101100089
Loving cock is perfectly normal.

>>101100089
this is normal

>>101100195
kino

>>101099769
Lia is an asslet and a chestlet she has no right to make fun of someone for being a dicklet

i want to feed lia until she is morbidly obese

good night gayboys

>>101100860
nini gaybird

>>101100860
goodnight honorary american

>>101100860
peepants

Lia is AWAKE

What if Lia is in Quebec or Montreal?

It's a good thing Lia is built the way she is because Indian men don't like twiggy bitches

>>101101672
They're all in cali now

>>101101742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftGzfIOGX9E

>>101101916
She obviously has a dumpy

>>101101822
Ok how you know

>>101101916
why would you go to india willingly

[Sad News] the guy from the Beach Boys died. GOAT music.

>>101102357
what shocks me the most is she's still laying on her stomach showing her ass to the crowd. it's not a "tee hee i'm a whore" moment lady, you are in actual danger

This song reminds me of my dear Lia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkPyB-g3asI

>>101102486
That actual danger is what gets women off.

any lia

>>101102896
do you aim to hurt us?

>>101102665
Honestly Lia with black hair is peam

need Lia to mess with my hair desu

>>101103369
like give you fucked up bangs while your sleeping?

>>101103603
hell yeah

>>101103616
Lia is the hell to my yeah

guys, maybe Lia isn't blonde after all

>>101104540
what do you mean?

>>101104540
this gotta be a yellow card at least

>>101104816
she is brown

have any other girls tipped their hands as to who is on this trip

might be the only time a woman told a funny joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0yMYPAfsfg

>>101105519
that was a zinger, are you sure it's not just a man in disguise?

>>101105519
might be a perfect joke
not a single wasted word

i wonder what lia doin
i wonder if she left yet

I hope Lia has a good hair day tommorow and finds a 20 double dollar bill on the side walk

>>101107827
wholesome

>>101108313
I look like this

>>101108472
ur p cute :)

>>101108526
thanks babe

>>101108485
i wonder what ever happened to wander ai

wonder if fish will take them to a Stanley Cup Final game

nini my frens
i like lia and i like you

>>101110284
rest well and dream of cute blondes anon

penises are kinda gross

>>101110532
dont miss your flight, Lia

shut up lia

if I wore my lia shirt out and happi out in public, how much head will i get?

>>101110635
You'd get beat with rocks.

I wonder if that Liker ever finished the Lia itasha?

Lia's butt... talk about gross...

Lia's butt is peam on opposite day

Does Grok know Lias secrets?

the vyt thread went from moderately active to dead

it cooms in waves

>>101111639
i've been behaving so there's no reason to use it desu

likers should tongue kiss eachother right now

>>101111772
Based

liker hamtard sandwich
send tweet

>>101112406
hi sexy

>>101112483
hallo sweet cheeks

>>101112565
how ur lil cheeks doin

>>101112625
still flat as usual

It's blue.

PUMP UP THE JAM

good morning~

gm gay toy

feeling kinda sexual

i passed the entrance exam and got into the school. neat

>>101116395
good job! you did it!

my internet shut off in the middle of a 20 tab goon sesh with multiple videos loading at the same time. am I gonna have an awkward phone call later or is it just a coincidence

>>101116992
not unless you were watching something illegal

>>101117045
unless my state outlawed loli without me noticing I should be fine

>>101116992
i dont understand why you need 20 whole tabs of porn to goon do you switch mid-vid or do you play all of them at once

>>101117343
with no wife, variety is the spice of goon life

>>101117372
but you will run out of material quick if you look at that much in one sesh

>>101117343
please peg me

>>101117343
im going to suck your cock

>>101117343
touch pp till it feels too good then swap videos

>>101117482
you don't finish every tabs content in one session so yeah switch mid-content

>>101117691
gooning really is an art..

>>101117716
we're all artists

gonna goon

>>101118045
hina paizuri

>>101118076
yes. with her big milkers
https://files.catbox.moe/dnwfm5.png

>>101118109
SEEGGGS

I like Lia

i like Lia
would love her if she got a BBL tho

i mean her ass is just so tiny

if the hips thighs and tummy look good then the ass don't even matter

Lia doesn't exactly have an hourglass figure

Thinking about snuggling with the Finland anon and then he wets the bed

lia

>>101116992
[good news] it was just maintenance

>>101119547
based goon king

busted a fat nut (no proof)

>>101119624
anons should all start buying the same brand of paper towels so we have a standard for measuring load size

>>101119640
just use a4 paper

>>101119640
I just cum on my chest and then wipe it off with my dirty clothes

No gooning

Maybe gooning

Yes gooning

>>101119899
cum stains clothes yknow

>>101119983
just wash them lmao

>>101119983
I will reuse the same clothes multiple times and it never stains

i used to have a cum bottle. now that i think about it, it was pretty disgusting

Mom once found my cum rag

>>101120035
vile mf

just nutted to the thought of Lia's flat disgusting ass
nini

>>101120035
it's pretty rad honestly. having access to a large amount of cum could save your life someday, it's a rare resource. sure anyone can make one but having one filled up on tap ready to go is special.

Almost Juneteenth

>>101120654
happy birthday Lia friend Ben Franklin

>>101117691
so I'm not the only one

anon should teach a course on advanced gooning

im awake, but at what cost?

>>101121386
$3

>>101121386
can you buy me a pack of the cheapest cigarettes you can find

>>101121531
that doesnt sound healthy

>>101121544
name one thing that is cool and healthy at the same time

>>101121584
liking Lia

>>101121623
what are the physical health benefits to liking Lia

>>101121623
liking lia is extremely unhealthy you are clueless

>>101121660
Lia when taken in proper doses under supervision of a doctor has been known to cure osteoporosis and erectile disfunction

>>101121759
liking Lia causes mental illness unironically

>>101121778
causes is unfair. it's like how if schizos smoke weed it will bring out their psychosis earlier in development. you won't gain any mental illnesses but you may find out you have some

always remember to use Lia responsibly and never share needles

does anybody know the stream where Lia goes "Lia?!! From Phase Connect?! What are you doing in my stream!?"

>>101121924
but sharing needles is part of the fun

>>101122012
AIDS is not fun

hiv is a pysop by jealous women to try and contain the spread of homosexuality

>>101121531
i need to buy more cigarettes. thanks for reminding

>>101122503
how much does a pack cost up there

lia and eimi are fujoshi dirtbags

>>101122529
about 10-13€

>>101122655
incredibly erotic. imagine the smell

miss Eimi and miss Lia should have a schlicking contest

eimi should marinade a cucumber in her pussy for 5 weeks and force lia to eat it

captcha mjjga

honestly, cucumber marinated in eimis pussy wouldn't be that bad

have any girls posted about the trip?

i miss lia

>>101124668
she up early today

>>101125228
Lia puts the shine in rise and shine

need Lia to shake me awake

I miss Lia

need Lia to shake her ass

gonna jork it again

>>101127236
a tasteful wiggle is more tantalizing
>>101127274
you need a hand or something?

>>101127299
big boobies

>>101127363
firm perky boobies?

>>101127419
BIG boobies

>>101127474
tete too big. scary

>>101127523
BOO!

please stop scaring the gay boys

>>101127750
but it's fun

>>101127768
It's not fun for them : (

>>101127785
it's too late now. big boobies

is it fun

is it lia

it's never lia

Ashelia? More like, AsheLOSER!!!

gatekeep

girlboss

gaslight

girlpoop

i hope

bread?

new
>>101128784
>>101128784

>>101128784

not trying to anti, but Lia's butt is pretty fucking far from "yummy"