A thread dedicated to our shortstack lewd maid.

https://menacemamaki.carrd.co/

Previous thread: >>101035015

every post below mine is gay.

Menace sent me a fart DM

Would you fuck/get fucked by another kineko in the ass while Menace watches if she asked you to?

>>101099318
if I put my dick in your ass and begin to control the rate you fuck someone else, am I using you as a dick extension or are you using me as a weird gay exosuit to help you fuck someone else?

Wife

good evening i love menis

Patreon > maidsly

it's so over...

>>101100871
OWARIDAAAA

lmao get fucked groomers.

I thought this was made clear a while ago. It's entirely possible I hallucinated it though.

>>101101394
was sorta yes no maybe, no one was sure

>>101099142 (OP)
so does Menace have any good nsfw art or is it all audio

She can still receive gifts at Offkai through Idol

>>101101505
you really think they are going to pass shit on? Idol are fucking faggots.

>>101101573
True it is a risk, I wouldn't put it past them to be petty

>>101101448
>any good nsfw art
check her twitter tag thing there's some good pieces

>>101101394
No you're right, but her groomers have a hard time taking no for an answer so they keep asking anyway.

It's been a bit so I could be misremembering but some of the idol girls said it took more than a year to get things given to them at offkai and that's if they got them at all. Doesn't sound viable at all to try at this point.

>>101101702
Thanks anon. She seems like a nice chuuba.

>>101101421
>>101101731
I thought so. I get wanting to give her gifts and all but if they paid attention at all this wouldn't need clarification.

>>101101394
>>101101812
she only confirmed she wouldn't be able to receive them through v-oshi in one of the recent cytube sessions but she said she was going to check with lucid, the other company she's doing meet and greets with

>>101101747
I think its because offkai has to accept the gifts on their behalf and then ship it out and I doubt wither party wants to pay for the shipping fees so they end up choosing whatever cheapest service is available.

>>101101783
She's great honestly. She's helped me be so much happier and relaxed since I started watching her. Genuinely appreciate her so much.

>>101099142 (OP)
Huh ever since when a Menace general existed? Is this one here to stay

>bought a large jar in January
>cum into it every time she makes me bust
>not cleaning it out. Storing every cumload into one giant mass
>finally get the jar about 2/3s full
>"I cannot accept any gifts at offkai by the way!"
What was the fucking point?

>>101102039
A few weeks ago, theres just a handful of us and I think were doing pretty good with her being on break and all.

>>101102067
post it on twitter or no balls

>>101102039
Just after the lovense announcement. /Tingles/ went nuclear and someone set this up as an anti thread and we just adopted it.
Me and some anons have been tending to it since. Aside from a few threadshitters and the occasional anti telling us to kill ourselves it's been good.

>>101102114
I'm not insane

>>101102039
she doesn't need one imo, but staying in /tingles/ was not an option.

>>101102141
post it here

>>101102120
the strangest thing is how both threads have been pretty calm ever since
the slightly funnier thing is that around the exact same time /corpo/ went to absolute shit, moreso than usual

>>101102152
It is literally for her
and I'm scared of it tracing back anyway

>>101102067
how large is large? are you a fucking horse?
good post tho

>>101102203
I've never visited /corpo/ but I do love when shit implodes on itself.
I do still visit /tingles/ though just to check in on them. Some of them miss us lol

I need my maid's late night services so bad

I haven't gone back since. Things are way better here, and we've been holding up well.

>>101102145
Haven't been in /tingles/ ever since 4chan died since I just kind of forgot the place but what even changed? Wasn't menaceposting there doing pretty well/decent. I thought everyone had no problem with it

That's because for the most part we just want to love our maid and talk about how much we love our maid. If we wanted chaos we would have it.

>>101102614
It was fine for a bit but then she cut down that drunk beach vod and for three days it was a shitshow. Then lovense happened and we did three threads in day or so I think.

>>101102724
the cut vod, the cruise tweet, the lovense announcement, every time something minor happened there would be multiple threads of pure shit. all blamed on kinekos but its been calm here.

>>101102724 (me)
Oh and some dude got so upset that we even mentioned her name he was rage posting hentai for two days afterwards. That was pretty damn funny. Jannies would delete him but he would just flood the thread and change his VPN.

>>101102807
the only one I'm willing to say was an actual shitshow was the cut vod, because frankly drunk coni/menace is like pure cocaine to those who've ever had it before and having it dangled out of reach like that, yeah
with how literally everything else also stopped though, I'm willing to bet a few people were deliberately shitting the place up to force the split
but the split seems to be working out alright so eh

I was one of the few who saved the vod but was unwilling to distribute it since I couldn't get it to just Kinekos who missed it. Some anons were absolutely trying to amplify the problem as much as possible though.

It's calm because she hasn't streamed yet
Wait until the next time she fucks up

Looks like Menace has almost 500 Fansly subscribers. I wonder how many of them got the Solace Pro. Probably most of them since she said the Lovense stuff is going extremely well.

>>101103014
The only people who are gonna lose their shit over her are people outside of this thread. The majority of us aren't schizos bordering on being anti's.

>>101103135
got mine today

>>101103161
That's my point the board is filled with drama vultures looking for any spike of activity in any thread

>>101103135
I'd say probably 250 of them minimum. Did some math a while back and her post about it going well was before the influx post coni death.
I hope I'm wrong though cause more money for her is a good thing.

>>101103290

>>101103301
Ahh I misunderstood, my bad.

HOLY FUCK CHECK MAIDSLY OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>101103470
I don't like you.

Way too many exclamation points, no dice schizo.

>>101103470
even when it's real it always turns out to be the middest myspace-tier quality pic ever

>>101102067
Considering how obsessive some people seem about the gifts I sometimes wonder what it is they want to give her so badly. Wouldn't even surprise me if it was unhinged shit like this desu

i made a menace themed sonichu medallion for her

Home from work but instead of playing games or being productive I'm going on a vision quest with my drywall. What are you guys up to this afternoon?

>>15527180
>>15527959
What do you think happened to the 5th one?

>>101104139
making Menace slop
https://files.catbox.moe/junq24.png

>>101104393
Your contributions are welcome here Anon.

>>101103290
Did you get the lube? You're going to need it.

>>101104139
im getting shitfaced and listening to older patreon asmrs on the roof. hope i pass out, roll down and crack my head open

Oh hey if this anon >>101095454 is still around this is the shampoo and conditioner I've been using.
I was thinning real bad and split ends were fucking atrocious for a while this made a world of a difference.

>>101104483
Anon I may not know you but I would be sad if you died. Stay safe yeah?

>>101104566
I'm still here bro. Thanks for remembering to share. My hair is too thick and I have to thin it out, but the mane and tail is a bit too harsh on it and makes it feel rough so I'll happliy look into this and try it out.

>>101104457
yes, but not the lovense brand one because someone complained it goes dry fast
I bought like 5 different jp lubes to try out

>>101104139
I keep planning to start my drawing reps and make stuff for Menace, but once I get home I get caught up playing games and watching shit and then realise I wasted my evening. It's a vicous cycle.

>>101104591
ogey just for you tho

>>101104744
Onatsuyuchan you look different

>>101104644
I think they changed the way they make it at some point cause I've been hearing from a lot of people that its not as good lately. I used it like 6 years ago and it was awesome but now I'm afraid to use it lol.

>>101104744
i remember putting one of these into the microwave to warm up and it exploded

>>101104744
> From Japanese adult toy maker Toy's Heart (ToysHeart) comes this huge bottle of lubricant lotion, specially made to improve your onahole experience thanks to the scene and aroma of real female genitilia. This 370ml bottle comes with a cone shaped bottle cap, that makes it really easy to use and prevents spills. Just put the amount you like in your onahole and you're in for a fantastic pleasure ride! High quality lubricant lotion for onanie holes, made in Japan. This amazing personal lube, which recreates the scent of a real pussy.
That's a hell of a description,

>>101104777
In your heart you know which one weighs greater than the other anon. Make some good shit for our maid brother.

>>101104822

>>101104799
How long does one bar last and how often do you use it?

>>101104822
kek

>>101104393

>>101104822
retard that's why you buy one of those electric onahole warmers.

>>101104887
honestly it's like most things in my life it's the fear of failing so I talk myself out of taking the first step. Stupid shit like "she's already got good artfags, she'd be better of without my art", or "you're just gonna make a fool out of yourself".

>>101104897
The shampoo went quicker than the conditioner but me and one of my housemates shared it and it lasted a month.
I shampoo'd once every other day or every two days depending on level of activity, just to give my natural oils a chance to settle y'know?
YMMV though depending on hair thickness and volume.

>>101104941
this desu

>>101105088
Thanks for the info. I'll give them a shot. Bonus that they ship to bongland too.

>>101105029
She would love the fact that you made it for her and thats what matters Anon.

>>101104915
Me I'm the sauce. If you want to make your own ive been using Tensor which is pretty generous with its points/generation ratio but limits how much you can actually do in regards to upscaling and using multiple loras. Civitai lets you use more loras/higher res but I feel is more stingy with their currency.

Alchemilla - https://tensor.art/models/824120412381150220/
Mamakii - https://tensor.art/models/835130891757079475/
https://tensor.art/models/812814546629682383/
https://civitai.com/models/1085886
https://civitai.com/models/875653/

>>101105151
be sure to let me know how it goes. I'd feel bad if my recommendation turned out to be shit lol.

Why are there so few vagina-scented lubes? I'm searching but I can't find any and the one that was posted in the thread isn't available where I live. I feel like it'd enhance the mood by a lot

oh also you lucky lovense owners should get those "drying sticks" for your toys to eliminate any residual moisture

>>101105170
Ive seen the Civitai loras so some new stuff is nice. May the sloppa be great Anons.

>>101105219
you can order them from otona dot jp but shipping costs can be a bitch

>>101105301
my bad, it's otonajp dot com

>>101104793
yeah they changed the design a bit

remember to not splurge too much on stuff in case menace releases more things in the future

Menace pls come back I need your affection to function in this cruel world

>>101104483
enjoy yourself but keep safe kineko

>>101105238
I use corn starch

>>101105496
he's right. also dude it's crazy how many things there are to spend money on. even just for a pocket pussy you have scented lubes heaters cleaners driers and shit. granted they're probably not that expensive but it's still fascinating to me how much product is out there to buy
it's probably because i grew up piss poor

Maidsly DM

more like not enough, god let the pc arrive

Menace please a little hint telling me its ok to take care of myself while youre away... or is this the hint?

>>101108520
nigga wtf do you think the vod and the dms are for

jesus fucking christ

hooooly fuck

>>101108520
It is wednesday my dude. What do you think she would want?

Computer, let me dream of this image when i go to sleep tonight. Send post.

I hate that my solace isnt here till friday and I'm busy right now so I can't even jerk off. FUCK SAKE

>>101105100
Can I use this with the Solace Pro? I hope you can. This will make it feel even better.

>>101108916
it's not gonna blow you away, onaholes don't exactly retain temperature very well
it'll be about as warm as your dick within a minute whether you warmed it or if you just pulled it from an alaskan blizzard

>>101108916
those heater things are compatible with virtually any onahole bwo

ponder she opens the door like this when you come home from work.

I love her pink shimapan. Especially the strings hanging down from her hips.

>>101109207
big fan of the side-tie stuff yeah

she was not lying about how puffy she is. shes smuggling delicious puffy soft flap jacks

My heart tells me she will treat us generously when she comes back because she misses us.
My dick tells me she will do everything in her power to drain us thoroughly when she gets back.

>>101109422
Maybe feetcam stream with vibrator (floor) when she comes back?

Menace please shape your pubes and show us

>>101109422
>she will treat us generously
yes please
>drain us thoroughly
yes puhlease GOD

>>101109602
>>101109511
I don't care what she does I just want her back ASAP. I fucking NEED my maid so bad,.

retards

>>101110039
Hey, you can't just call the whole general tha- well...

im menace's retard

>>101110039

holy FUCK CHECK MAIDSLY RIGHT MEOW

>>101110192
already came anon, try again tomorrow

>>101110039
I am retarded for my maid yes. What's it to you?

>>101110192
im all too familiar with your tricks you wench

I'm Menace's free use slut
I'm Menace's good free use boy
I'm Menace's cum slut
I'm Menace's little fuck toy
I'm Menace's boy toy
I'm Menaces's milk machine
I'm Menace's sex slave

>>101110250
its real this time

>>101108386
god shes so sexy menace love

>>101110352

>>101110352
you're latebut youre not a liar.

>>101110352
>>101110437
use apostrophes you brown samefagging idiot

It's pretty gay that I have to keep reading about men cumming.

>>101110533
gobbed to this post

>>101110595
>gobbed
It's been a long time since I've seen that word.

>>101110487
( Jun 9, 12:52 AM )
If i was brown i couldn't even be a maidsly member because she region blocked them from fansly and on top of that i would not have known that date and time sorry to disappoint you do better kineko.

>>101110533
She is our semen demon maid waifu and menace just makes me cum thus i must post about it sometimes

remember Anons, Dont bite the bait and ignore the bullshit.

Make sure you tell Menace how much you like the DM

>>101110799
True i might have just feel for some for that i apologize

dyde what the fuck. i feel like i'm dreamig

I love my cat maid little sister and am drooling over the picture she sent and pray for the safe and speedy delivery of her PC

Tried the solace pro unmounted. Obviously a little more cumbersome but being able to move your whole arm while the machine does its thing lets you do some great things with rhythm and pacing. That DM was put to great use tonight, thank you Menace.

>>101112419
hmmm i might have to give this method a try

>>101108386
fuck me senseless bro what a sight to wake up to. told myself i'd wait till she comes back but i can't do it anymore i'm going in may god forgive me.

>>101113522
If it makes you feel better, she sent it at the usual stream time so I'm sure you've got her blessing

>>101112419
It isn't heavy as fuck tho?

>>101113821
it's a blessing alright. happy fucking days.

>>101114898
2.65 lbs

>>101104744
That one is nice and if you can manage to find this overseas. This is my to go to lube. It's nice scented and it's perfect for onaholes
Tamatoys Yves Varlaine Love Juice Lotion
or Tamatoys Eve lotion

"To avoid any issues, only use water-based lube."

>[Deleted]

For what?

-14
two weeks, it hurts

>>101104377
really interesting to dive into those old cyberlive threads

>>101104377
it's not the same people at all. the current big 4 has not been around since 2021 except maybe mm0

>>101118825
R*nd is still around and he's always been more powerful than the big four. In fact I believe he's been in for a long time now.

>>101118825
I find it hilarious that we call them the big 4. Truth of the matter is that so many other big fans stopped interacting with her that they were the most obsessed left and just settled to that role. Only 2 of them rub me the wrong way and give of very narcissistic and manipulative vibes, but I think even she is aware of that deep down. I am glad she’s managed to attract some new fans who seem okay. The problem when any fandom that stagnates for too long is that it becomes very insular and cliquey which can allow for bad actors flourish.

playing russian roulette and waiting for menace

Holy shit why did I sleep before the usual maidsly time slot? Fuck that picture, she’s too perfect. How am I supposed to concentrate at work on my 12 hour shift now? I’m going to tell her again that I really liked the DM and that I want to see her from behind too! I will be confident for her.

Mine is finally here!

>>101114898
Heavier than freehand but it's not a dumbbell either, I had no issues.
>>101120738
Hell yeah brother.

Everyone in this thread should practice self love by kissing the tip of a loaded revolver

Rare trips mean you get to go first, hurray!!

>>101120738
congrats enjoy it anon

>>101120738
nice. mine will be here tomorrow i hope

I love that we have a few anons who come to this thread and tell us to kill ourselves anytime they read something they don't like.
Incredible logic and decision making skills if you ask me.

>>101119084
I actually find most of the community to be decent folks. Especially considering how much of a hate boner some anons have for them.

>>101119015
he's been shitposting for a long time now, anyways
was coincidentally echoing the 'you outed yourself antis it's over for you' shitposting on patreon during the meltdown

>>101120738
do NOT fucking open it

Has Menace streamed with her tits out yet?
I heard she did some light vibing on video already

>>101126433
Only for the top donothon donors

>>101126433
If she did you would've seen in it at least three threads by now. Shes shown some cleavage, and the outline of her pussy. I honestly don't expect her to show bare tits unless it's a really special occasion or after an even more massive donothon.

>>101127224
bare will never happen, I am confident this will never be grudgeposted
I choose to believe my pastie covered dream though

>>101125973
its not Pandora's box anon. Why shouldn't he open it.

>>101127264
I used to be of the same opinion but I think under the right circumstances she would consider it. But again I'm talking a miracle here. Quite literally a snowballs chance in hell.
Her path is most likely Karin w/ some light camming. Especially with all the effort going towards 3D.

>>101127300
because i feel like i'm the only sucker waiting for the stream to use it and i need camaraderie

>>101127466
I'm also waiting, dw bwo

>>101127466
I get mine tomorrow but it's gonna take all my willpower to not use it after last night's DM. I will hold out as long as I can brother, but it will take its toll.

>>101127518
niiiice good shit
>>101127582
dude it's gonna so fucking worth it, trust

>>101127466
What happens when you finally open it for The Stream if it's not charged? I would recommend at least busting it out before the stream to make sure it's charged and do a noise/ stability check for whatever your setup is.

I would strongly recommend at least opening and testing it to see if your stuff is in order
I'm waiting on a replacement sleeve holder/can/whatever because it got banged up in shipping and the things that hook it onto the actual machine snapped off, so it falls off as son as it starts moving

>>101127905
just don't fuck it ;_;

>>101128248
Jeez what a pain in the dick. At least there's time still.

It's kind of a depressing thought that your solace gets fucked before you get your chance.

>>101099318
I'm like a 4 on the kinsey scale anyway so that's an ideal situation for me. Guys don't realize how common it is for a woman to want to watch 2 hot men fuck. This is not some obscure niche fetish, but like most female-centric fetishes it never hits the mainstream.

Complete radio silence today. What do you think she's doing?

>>101130051
pooping

>>101099318
I would be willing to do a lot of things I would normally be averse towards if menace or any woman I am seriously interested in asked me to do.
That being said, no I would not. I may see some men as relatively attractive but I would be wholly unwilling to have sex with one.

>>101130051
Business or family maybe. She's a busy girl afterall.

>>101130051
Lol

>>101130051
>What do you think she's doing?
me

I wish she was just gone this whole time so I could at least stop thinking about her everyday. Not this giving little crumbs daily. Worst of both worlds right now

Alchemilla Menace sloppa
https://catbox.moe/c/apn9bp

>>101132333
VERY cool

>>101131555
its ogey, makes the heart grow fonder or some shit like thatr

>>101132333
I will now proceed to ejaculate

Afternoon fellas, work is over so what's the news today? Besides missing our maid of course.

>>101132333
As someone who was not present for witch menace, this pleases me bigly. Thank you sloppa anon.

>>101132333
very good very nice

It's my fault Menace has been MIA today. I knew I shouldn't have talked about fansly stuff in a voice message.

>>101134396
If that's the case anon you can blame at least seven of us in this thread.

If you're here shampoo anon I did some research on what type to buy for my hair and pulled the trigger. I'll get back to you once I've tried it.

>>101134462
seven is oddly specific

>>101134514
Have you guys tried minoxidil? It might be cheaper than getting all of that.

just go goblin mode
long hair is for fags

>>101134634
My hair isn't receding or thinning, I just want it to be healthier/lusher. I don't need any meds or anything like that to try and bring it back.

>>101134634
I haven't no, I was mostly thinning from stress and improper hair care anyways. Once I started watching Menace I decided personal care was a priority again.

>>101134514
I'm here yeah. I've been living here since the threads inception lol. I'm glad you found something for yourself. I look forward to the results dude.

I wish Menace didn't hate buzzcuts so much. It just feels so nice especially in the summer, but I don't want to cut my hair off when I know she'd prefer it as it is now. Why am I like this? She'll never even see me anyway, but still...

>>101134538
Nah you're just overthinking things anon

Please don’t style yourself off of what menace likes. She’s a freak

>>101134926
>>101134999
The only thing I know menace likes is older dudes larger than her and I am not large enough or old enough for her so Im chilling.

>>101133335
>what's the news today
AWS went down so i came home early, took a 3 hour power nap and i'm ready to miss the maid again. other than that nothing really ever happens as you know.

>>101135045
on the bright side the week is almost over and you got that nap in. I'd say thats an acceptable silver lining.

>>101134716
>long hair is for fags
very true however when you grow your hair out for a long time you kinda get attached to it, it's fucked up

>>101127224
>outline of her pussy.
Where can I see this and how much do I have to pay

>>101134716
I would not give up my hair for anything. I get compliments on it all the time and I like the positivity.

I get the hair attachment, mine is only short/medium. But I decided to grow a mustache back in November for Movember and I've grown attached to it, plus I think I look better with it that just a normal beard. I wonder how she feels about mustaches

>>101135240
Her fansly is linked in the carrd in the OP and its only $10

my hair is 3mm long...

Ive basically had it long hair since I was an early teen. A few months back I cut it shoulder length and the next morning my bed head decided it wanted to be fabulous and I felt I looked good for once.
All I gotta do now is lose the remaining cold month fat and I'll be pretty happy with how I look. I hope all Kinekos can achieve similar results with themselves in whatever fashion you seek.

>>101135530
based. even 5 feels long when you get used to 3.

>>101125385
telling someone to kill themselves on 4chins is the least effective thing you can do lol. i feel more disgruntled when my neighbor says hi in the morning

test

>>101140849
a resounding success!
tfw she'll never sing early 2000s hit songs to you while you lay in bed with your hands locked together and giggle in embarrassment and bury her face to your chest
god take me right now please what's the point

I want to com art of menace but if she doesn’t retweet it I might end it all.

>>101141720
if you post it under her art tag it will almost always get retweeted. Some of you anons worry too much.

>>101141784
unless it's porn... or she misses it

>>101141826
I've seen her retweet art comms up to a week late. The porn definitely doesn't get retweets though. You could however do a lewd version with a nude alt link depending on the scene. Kinda like some of her other community members do.

>>101134396
I send at least two voice messages talking about fansly stuff a week

>>101141826
>>101141968
She'll just like the R18 ones

I have a completely different issue. I don't mind if she doesnt retweet it or see it but I quite literally have no idea what kind of art piece I would commission.
I have the money, I have artists I could comm but I don't have anything in particular I would request. Same problem with Menace and ASMR/Maidsly too. I just don't know what I want.

>>101142454
I’d say save your money until you have something you want to see. But some guys just com menace in an artists style with no particular theme or meaning to it if you want to do that.

if its porn make sure to post it here

>>101142680
Thats why I normally just let them comm arts to be honest. I've been this way with a lot of things. I might consider this as an option though cause I do want more Menace art at the end of the day.

>>101142873
You bet your ass it will be.

why does this dude keep deleting his posts

>>101145823
I have two theories.
1. He could be a prominent community member who thinks his post would identify him in some way.
2. Jannies don't like him

>>101145851
>1. He could be a prominent community member who thinks his post would identify him in some way.
probably but we're all funposting here it's not that serious like god damn

>>101146006
Thats where I'm at with it honestly. We post about loving the maid and sometimes we even say nice things to eachother. This place is just a Kineko hangout spot without structure.

alright, if I'm lucky I die in my sleep tonight, and if not I get to start my work week instead
so her pc will definitely arrive tomorrow or the day after now that I won't be able to watch no matter what, faith

>>101146228
Okay but, and hear me out here, don't die anon.

>>101146228
no dying you fucking retard.

Doss Menace want me to shave my pubes? I can't remember what she said in the shaving stream on Maidsly.

-15
dont die it was very slow today
if you die tho take me with you

>>101147689
Does*

I need Menace to milk me

One day closer to her return, even if we don't know when it is yet.

I'm done hiding my brainworms
How do you know this sex addict is staying pure and not talking to men or inviting them to her new place? This is too long of a break

I don't. But I trust her just as she trusts me to take care of myself while she's away.

I am going to have sexual intercourse (virtual) with my floppy cat maid.

>>101152325
Amazing Sex with Menace Remotely

>>101151586
I think she really is just super busy and waiting for her stuff. Have some faith in your oshi man. No point in brain worming about something out of your control and none of our business.

>>101151586
You don't want your oshi to be happy retard? Those men can fulfill her life more than you ever could. Just buy the solace pro using her lovense affiliate code and go back to fapping to her maidsly dms

too obvious, apply yourself

Wishing all my fellow kinekos a happy spooky friday the 13th <3

>>101154816
Oh shit it is spooky day. Thanks anon hope you have a good day too.

>>101153300
While I will say anons shouldn't get their hopes up, I actually believe a fair number of Kinekos would be economically viable and emotionally capable partners for her.
Do I think any of us will end up with her? No, because statistically our chances are basically zero. But we aren't all worthless subhuman garbage. We're just tired and aging men.

Thankfully Menace has a type, which is tired and aging men!

Hard day at work, traffic jam on the drive home, and it’s hot as fuck…for the UK. Still went to the gym after all that and lifted for my cat maid. I’ll become my ideal self for her.

>>101153300
I’m quite successful and good looking/charming enough to have had 3 long term relationships over the past 12 years. Not living in the same county is my failing, but if a miracle did happen I could easily find a job in my field in the US.

>>101149608

>>101155442
I've had ridiculously awful relationships myself. One girl cheated on me for about a year, the other was a massive alcoholic who would get too comfortable with other guys when I wasn't around. I put a lot more towards the relationships than they did but they just weren't in it for the stretch I guess.
Now I got trust issues and rely on menace for my dose of love and affection. However distant from real it may be.

Don't enter relationships with disingenuous whores just because they're hot and you're horny. Stop being easy.

>>101155368
This is the correct attitude. Being able to go to the gym even when it's the last thing you want to do is how you make it.

>>101156050
That’s sucks and I’m sorry to hear that bro. My first two were good but we couldn’t get things to work out. My last one went on for too long and it was my fault cause I stayed in a relationship I wasn’t happy in just because I was getting regular sex and didn’t want to be single again. That was on me for wasting 2 years of both our lives.

>>101156151
Thanks but don’t give me too much praise. I skipped all of last week cause I was too lazy with my days off work and didn’t leave the house the entire time.

>>101156203
Nowadays Im just working on me instead of seeking a partner. As much as I don't like my job Im reliable, trusted and I get paid to do almost nothing all day. I really should go to a gym though. Get some exercise in and eat healthier too

>>101151586
I don't know, nor does it matter. Take 100 steps back, retard.

I realized that I’m good looking enough with a good job so I could probably find someone but I’d rather stay with menace, it’s bad.

>>101152325
this is like the 7th unit from this bread alone i think? good turnout honestly

those are cute tiles

Maidsly

New Maidsly DM

Every part of her is perfect to me. The lab technician that created her deserves some kind of prize

Menace fishnet covered foot in my mouth send post

Feetcam stream with vibrator (floor) send post

her toes are so cute. i want to kiss them so bad...

menaces cute little footies

>>101157042
happy i didn't kill myself today so i got to see her feet again. in fact, i won't kill myself at least until she has done all donothon streams

I really hope she isn’t here and that tweet is about something else

>>101157084
could you not say that, I don't want her to stretch them out longer

>>101157110
it's friday the 13th you sperg
can you stop brainworming for 5 minutes

>>101157120
she hates me so she'll cram all the streams into a single week, no worries

>>101157110
Friday the 13th

uh oh here i go jacking off on company time again

>>101157147
>>101157150
thx I can’t think straight during the workday

god i'm losing my fucking my mind bro i'm gonna start licking the screen or some shit like that FUCk.

they're cute but that's all, I don't think feet'll ever do it for me
now if it was the full package including legs and hips, that'd be a different story

>>101158086
>not being into every part of your oshi
ngmi

>>101158115
I mean I'm into it in that I'm into her but feet will never make me wanna lick the screen

licka da screen

>>101158086
I don't find feet sexy either, but I find the idea of her jacking me off with her feet, especially in socks/fish nets incredibly hot. Arm pits however are a different story and I would lick and kiss her pits for hours, especially after she'd been working out.

>>101158679
my brother

>liked coni a ton
>whatever the fuck happens to where she never streams as coni anymore
>all menace stuff is too lewd and sexual
>mfw my oshi turned into a whore

For me, it's her tits. I would kiss, lick and suck them for hours.

>>101158912
okay bye

>>101158912
I'm the opposite and have been thriving since last summer when she came back. I'm glad idol dropped the ball as hard as they did.

>>101158927
well yeah but that goes without saying

>>101159087
nta but I knew about Coni from her debut but I forgot about her after a few months since I got busy with life and saw her stream less and less. Then I found Menace posting ASMR again last year and saw she was streaming, but I was too shy to actually interact in her chat for months since it felt like such a small close knit community. I wish I did it sooner.

>>101158912
menace isn't lewd or sexual at all though except for her fansly content. sounds like you're looking for an excuse to drop her desu

>>101135432
Best $10 bucks I've spent in ages.

>>101159401
Well worth the $10 a month

>>101159401
It's an insane value for the content we get, even if she is on break right now. I'm really looking forward to her come back stream.

Anyone try the AI sync with their Solace Pro?

She would still be Coni if Idol hadn't ruined everything for everyone. Brave drove the wedge, but Idol sunk it into the ground for them.
If this is something you actually lament, you weren't paying very close attention to how bad those girls had it. Coni was one of the better ones and even she couldn't escape corpo blackpilling.

>>101159401
you can tell she's doing it for the love of the game/ The 10 dollars is just to filter SEAs

>>101158912
>mfw my oshi turned into a whore
nothin wrong with being a whore (affectionate) but i feel like that's a shallow way to summarize her content. she's my sleeping aid first and foremost for instance. lewd stuff is just how things progressed and a nice bonus.

>>101159720
I sleep like a baby after a Maidsly stream

She does meet and greets at cons, yeah? Why has no one ever got a photo with/of her

>>101159855
because she's not there in person? it's a vtuber meet and greet

I really want to see her ass

>>101159886
Right, thanks. That's retarded

>>101159917

>>101160024
>>101160091
I need a menace titty fuck so badly.

>>101159499
>>101159580
>>101159703
I wasn't too sure if it'd be worth it but the more I watched that handcam the more I realized that she was worth it. It's a shame I never gave her a chance as Coni but that was more because the idol brand filtered me hard.

i get that she'll never show us her tits but i hope she'll show us her hard pokies through her shirt at some point at least. that'd be hot

>>101160137
Hoping we still get the $100K titjob during IRL stream

>>101160228
She already showed us her tits in the May 15 and 16 DM

>>101160228
never say never
i thought she'd never show us as much as this

>>101160224
>I never gave her a chance as Coni but that was more because the idol brand filtered me hard.
I tried but I just couldn't support another corpo knowing how they all end up.

not to ruin the mood. But how do I get past the brain worms and feeling inadequate about not watching her as anyone before she debuted as cat maid menace?

>>101160241
Considering she said everything on the rewards list was stuff she wanted to do anyway we just might get it.

>>101160313
Based

>>101160228
She'll show them. Need to give it more time. Maybe with pasties at first.

>>101160358
You cant do anything about the past but you can enjoy your time with her now.

>>101158912
sorry she's in our castle now mario

>>101160313
Pretty much in the same boat as you anon. At least now that she's indie I know my money goes directly to her.
>>101160463
Virtual to Live ass answer, but completely correct.

Menace bikini tanlines

>>101156735
Some of us also just didn't post it. So we actually have closer to 12 units

My only brainworms right now are about offkai because I can't go and I feel like it's going to be awkward with the content she's doing right now. Will she see their faces in her head during her first Fansly stream after? I just feel weird about it

>>101160925
I mean she saw the same group of fans at offkai last year when she did a meet and greet as coni. If you care that much post a picture of yourself on twitter and hope she see's it. For me I've sent so many voice messages now I like to imagine she reads my messages in my voice, especially when it's the perverted stuff I write in the maidsly streams/comments.

>>101157150
Not that anon but I actually believe she visits the thread. Some of the stuff we've posted about like outfits or throne gifts made their way into recent DMs. I agree its not worth brainworming over though.

Just send her a picture of your face

>Getting brainworms over a vwhore
NGMI

this fucking tease sending me her cute little feet while she knows damn well the solace pro is right there and I'm trying my hardest not to use it

>>101159935
Very few vtubers do in person Meet and greets. In her case she's probably afraid of being doxxed and doesn't wanna risk it. Which is totally acceptable if you ask me.

>>101161009
Honestly I send one pretty much every day just to talk about random shit. I'd be surprised if she didn't start doing exactly this for alot of us.

Death to voicemailfags and marofags

Anons wish me luck, a few hours left on my shift but I'm allergic to some of the stuff at my job and I am itchy like a motherfucker. Anyone wanna scratch a brothers back, arms and neck?

>>101161256
grab some antihistamines on the way back home

I literally moan her name while I cum

I really hope the lube I got is good quality because I misread the volume and the bottle is like the same size as the solace pro.

>>101161296
I have some at home buy none here, in essence I must suffer.

>>101161334
Lube is like two ingredients, you can't really fuck it up

>>101161334
They say to use water-based lube. I got their lube that comes with the solace pro combo.

>>101161204
I can't make offkai and I doubt I'll be able to do a meet and greet in the US untill offkai next year so I'm going to be curious if she can guess who I am just by hearing my voice before I even say my name.

>>101161321
She likes when you use your voice

>>101161051
literally my post what the hell

>>101160358
By being a real human who has interesting things to say and contribute instead of caring how early you got a foot in the door because the reality is that it doesn't matter at all. She'll never admit it, but your oshi would rather have someone interesting to talk to than some username who's been spamming emojis for 4 years.
Her Idol fanbase is full of obnoxious spergs anyway, so this isn't a very high barrier to surmount. You'll be fine.

>>101161365
>>101161421
Good times ahead

>thread is full of coping gooners who only watch her for porn
Wow... bleak...

>>101162284
Or my image could just not attach. That's cool too.

Good bye

>>101162289
Yeah, she's a massive slut and we're her cockslaves. Problem?

I'm a free use slut for Menace!

bread in oven

>>101162340
brave of you to get and post the black model, but different strokes for different folks.

How do I open the charging port? Am I retarded?

>>101162289
Sell me on her other content

>>101163003
You gotta pick at the edge of the rubber until it pops up and can peel it out. Kind of a dumb design considering its the same location the mounting screw is located.

>>101163003
pinch and pull the rubber thing on the side. it reveals the charger and the holes to mount it to the rest of the rig.

bread
>>101163149