This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1932258811374694792
Lumi lives and she's doing some doing things friday/sat with some cool girls

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

Lumi is Streaming for us: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Previous Thread:>>101040389

>>101133747 (OP)
Just watch her, the fuck is she talking about an anlbino alligator?

>>101133984
she talks about a lot of strange things, it's why we love her <3

>>101133747 (OP)
Lumi is losing in touch of what day she’s in. She thought it was Friday. It’s so over. Also why does she listen to Xalamon so much?

>>101134558
She plays different games every day and plans her weird YT streams every week so she forgets everything from one day to the next. She used to have more wranglers now I think it's just Xal and Mili

>>101133747 (OP)
this is just a genshin impact character

>>101134644
xalamon has her right where he wants her

>>101134644
What happened to the other tard wranglers?

>>101134795
one of them got cancelled for being cringe and for grooming, then she politely told Smugdoka to go get a life instead of being a Janny because Xal gets paid

Lumi is having another melty

Why does Lumi hate Batarians? Doesn’t she know they’re a victim of human imperialism?

>>101135247
Batarians are ugly and rude

Why is Lumi still so bitter about her parents cleaning her pantry

>>101134795
>>101134780
she literally just forgot which hat belonged to which accent redeem

>>101136210
Can't blame her

>Lumi only ate a bagel today and she's full
Is she okay?

Lumi needs to eat more

>>101136313
no. whenever she's stressed out she stops eating

>>101136341
what's making her so stressed?

>>101136361
being a woman, tight schedule, regularly fucks up her voice, always in a calorie deficit, sleep apnea fucks her sleep cycles

Lumi is committing genocide on the Batarians, even made a renegade choice

>>101136169
There’s no audio

I love Lumi when she's evil.
Audio for dumbasses that can't hear
https://files.catbox.moe/e7wmou.mp3

Why does Lumi hate Liara again? Isn’t she the best character

Lumi hates that there’s no concrete explanation for the reapers motive

She’s so mad bros about the writing. She refuses to do the thing

>>101136313
How is she alive if she eats so little?

Lumi is getting genuinely heated, this can't be fun for her

Lumi is in the final rundown

>>101138522
She got locked out of two options

>>101136725
she's so cute like this

She beat the game

>>101139157
>phonepost
she is so happy to be done with it

>>101139336
She would have been better off if she didn't use a sniper

*cumming noises*

>>101139336
this. I wish she wws less autistic. it would help if she could understand what people are saying and share her thoughts effectively. it never has anything to do with the game. non-stoo zatsu is fun. she just has that one turbo autist derailing her everytime she acts like a person

Lumi is such a romantic woman
https://files.catbox.moe/25eqrb.mp3

>>101140755
she literally is. it is kind of sweet.
she is male brained without realizing it too. you can just quickly shit test a new thing you are doing in three different scenarios to figure out what is cool. garrus would like her

>>101138522
you are getting confused about which emotions are concerning. both for women and the broken. angry is good.

I miss Lumi

>>101144509
I do too. it is a weird confusing feeling but I do too.

lumi was all but hurt about not everyone immediately knowing a story about her roommate making her try to fuck someone. normally I would just do reps for anything so easy but there is floods of cuck spam that gets brought up with those keys words. I love shitting on them but reading an archive? fuck that. I had a long day and would appreciate a funny read before bed

>>101136313
Lumi used to only eat a couple of nuts a day and be fine. So her eating a bagel is her being a fat glutton

whore

>>101147605
*Lemon

>>101136341
the results of horrible character judgements. she thinks everyone is trying to fuck her (they are). her unique solution has been to rely on non-threatening types. the problem is that non-threatening types dont try and move on, they make everything part of a demented schizo plan that doesnt work. but does cause all sorts of inadvertant trouble. we are hitting critical mass. so tiresome.

>>101147578
She's starving herself into being nothing but skin and bone

>>101148369
It keeps her skinny

>>101149908
that's the problem

>>101152190
Lumi is best when she’s skinny.

I finally did it. Have more abusive Lumi
****

Starbro can't imagine how his life turns out the way it did. One minute he was speaking to his older sister, Lumi, in the guestroom, now his bedroom, thanking her for letting him stay with her for his college years, and a few seconds later, without warning, he was push onto the bed, letting out an involuntary loud, piercing cry as his sister got on top of him, groping and fondling him her left hand, as he just barely catches a glimpse of his sister pleasuring herself with her right hand

For a moment, he feels nothing but disgusted at himself for being arouse to her touch while she continues to grope and fondle him, rubbing herself at his crotch as she whispers into his ear, “What a good baby brother~”

Lumi lets out a couple of strange giggles into his ear as he begins to feel his body turn against him, especially his cock as it begins to stir in his shorts, not help with the wet squelching sounds he's hearing as his sister continues to be on top of him. “Getting aroused by your own sister being on top of you…how pathetic can you be, but that's okay. It's better than putting on that normal act.”

A part of him, the saner and more rational of him, could not help but try and refute her comment, no matter the circumstances any man would be aroused and have an erection if a woman did this to him, even if it was his own sister. But another part of him, one that he tried so hard to hide, can't help but agree with his sister's assessment. Even if he was 10 years younger than his sister, he should still have enough strength to push her off of him or at the very at least resist.

But for some strange reason, he feels like he didn't have a choice in the matter. If he fought and ran away, where would he go? His sister's place is the only place that he live in, every apartment in the city was too expensive for him, and their parents are on the other side of the country. As he continues to ponder his choices, he feels Lumi grasps his cock directly as he looks at her, eyes wide, tears beginning to form in the corner of his eyes.

Lumi laughs softly in response, pulling her slick hand from her cunt and using it to begin removing his shorts. Starbro's stomach churns at what she's doing. “I know you love it...you always love it when I was hard with you growing up, owning and using you…just enjoy it…”

Lumi smiles softly as a redness begins to creep into her cheeks, sweat rolling down her face as she finally gets to see her brother in his natural position, underneath her. A few seconds later, she frees her younger brother's cock from his sport shorts, protruding out like a tower of flesh, ready to do what it was meant to do.

For Starbro, it was a nightmare, a nightmare where he will make up any moment from now even as his sister stops her assault for a moment, if only so she can remove her sundress, bra and pantie and tossing them aside, before resuming her assault with renew vigor. With her cunt exposed to him, she spreads her labia apart, giving him a free view of her soaked sex, her juices leaking out and onto his cock as she tries to align with her opening, going so far as to lightly rub the gland against her puffy vulva.

“L-Look…you're about to be a man, for real this time!” She says with a honeyed voice, as if it was the most natural thing in the world as she begins to insert his cockhead into her. “You're throbbing so much inside of me, getting your precum into me…What if I get pregnant? Will you take care of me…”

Pregnant? She could get pregnant? That shouldn't happen, none of this should be happening. Swallowing his saliva, Starbro raises both of his hands, trying and failing to push off Lumi off of him, as she continues to grind against him. Lumi lets out a sigh, before shivering and squirting all over Starbro's groin. “Are you some kind of fag? A hot woman is throwing herself at you and you try to push her off?"

Without waiting for a response, Lumi impales herself on Starbro's manhood. Leaning into him, she presses her lips against his as she begins to bounce up and down, forcing his dick into her while she moans into his mouth. Starbro can't help but brings his hands to his face as he begins to cry, trying his best to imagine another woman that's roughly pumping her hips onto his cock, kissing him and tonguing him. But he can't, not when his sister's hole is tight and hot and wet, and strangely velvety. Put simply, it feels fucking amazing, and he can't help but go a little crazy with it. After several minutes of this, Starbro finally relent and thrust upward just as Lumi is coming down.

>>101153503
>>101152160
Lumi spasms against Starbro as she cums once more, breaking the kiss to take quick shallows breaths, her right hand tightly wrapping around his throat, while bucking wildly. Starbro feels lightheaded, unable to breathe properly, as mind begins to fade. His cock swells even bigger within his sister, who is slowly starting to reach her peak as she begins to suckle on his neck and clawing on his shoulder with her left hand, milking him for everything he can put out. At last, he finally relent, giving sister exactly what she wants. he lets out a low moan as he finally erupts within her, eliciting a whorish moan out of his sister as she slams herself downward against him, letting him empty himself within her. Lumi collapses onto him. Pinning him beneath her as his softening cock rested in her messy cunt. Basking in the afterglow and warmth of his sister's body. Starbro can't help but be sickened for what he had done – letting the nightmare playout without interrupting. Lumi slowly comes up from her rest and plants more kisses up his neck and cheek before settling on his lips, running her tongue over his as she smirks at him, eyes half-lidded, taking deeper and deeper breathes.

"Good to know you're still so obedient with me…I hope you take responsibility.” Lumi says, placing her right hand on her belly. What comes out of her mouth is slow and deliberate, “Daddy.”

“I-I will.” Starbro lets out a sob.

After what appears to be hours, Lumi slowly, gets off from him, his cock sliding out of her with a shuddering breath. Quickly redressing without bothering to glance at his way, she leaves him staring at the ceiling, tears streaking down his face. Reaching the doorway, she looks back over to him, a lecherous smile plastered across her face.

“Don't worry, we will be doing this until I'm positive, darling.”

With that, she departs, leaving him empty and used.

>>101147578
Yeah, my nuts

>>101152190
Kys faggot

>>101133747 (OP)
another day another lumi

>>101156014
that's what Lumi is going to do if she doesn't start eating better

>>101156014
you first

just remember not to take the bait or he will keep coming back. this isnt rocket science. it's literally wrangling retards and autists who think they arent retarded autists. it's probably just some fruit destablizing

>>101159700
Okay

>>101162102
I think only only one gumi has any experience writing fiction for a living

I'm here, hidden beneath lumi's bed. It smells fucking terrible and there is that thin layer of dust that accumulates in places untouched. There is also what appears to be a human mandible attached over head in the slats.

Your correspondence fears this is some kind of black magic set to curse any mortal with unfathomable sadness upon its touch.

>>101162455
Can you dispose of it?

>>101153503
>>101153518
Hot

Why is she like this?

>>101162455
she isnt there. is it safe to come out or does it seen probable that she has somehow used her tard magic to place traps?
>>101165338
she said it herself. once depressed, always depressed. it never really goes away. she needs to find herself a garrus (no not one who watches vtubers) and get on with her life

>>101165378
Lumi needs someone like Liara

>>101165495
is this a shit post or are you serious?

>>101165338
Post Depression introvert, am much the same way myself. Was once involved with several departments across 6 or 7 different projects of low intensity but high social interaction for a month. Was so stressed out I could vibrate through walls for several days and was knocked out for 2 weeks after that.

>>101165698
No, I actually think a person like Liara would fix Lumi

>>101165965
okay you have piqued my interest. why?

https://youtube.com/shorts/rAYdfukSouI

Lumi posted a short to help everyone cope with gumi attachment disorder

>>101165996
Lumi needs someone with high emotional intelligence to help her better herself

>>101166286
Unfortunately she is caught in a trap where she is surrounded by poorly socialized individuals, and they don't always have good intentions either

>>101166286
Liara does get much smarter by ME3 and does become the resident tard wrangler that is true. I still think it is more important (for all people) to recognize there is such a thing as unconditional love outside of your immediate family. if lumi's scenario is indicative of vtubing, your mod belongs to corporate, your editor is doing his own thing, and you community manager puts all of their energy into being seen doing things really just making filtering everyone who isnt autistic. the garrus archetype would solve a lot of young women's problems.

>>101166482
indeed

>>101165378
To bad she doesn't leave her house and finding someone who isn't trying to manipulate you for gain is hard to find

>>101167412
I think there has to be a distinction made between grooming someone and loving someone. a groomer is a loser who tries to reduce you to their level of and isolate you so you forget what you were. they are not a proper abuser, because even they have the occasional chad moment. this is the type of autist who calls other autistic people autistic. just to seem less autistic. cancer. the male version of the worst reading of a pickme.

then you have someome who likes you and want to spend more time with you. their interest isnt toxic so they present by talking to you instead of scheming. why? becauae they are interesting and you are equally interesting to them. it might be possible to find someone like this online even. shocking and rare as that must be. but even shut ins can find that.

it is not hard. start with people who are better than you but still want to talk. you wont always win your first efforts. but they will get bored and move on. people worse than you will begin their opening salvos like the losers they are. you will see then do basic bitch things like gaslight a mentally ill shut in. if someone better wanted to do that, it would be over before you realized it. I guess the internet protects in that sense. in any case people who are better than you are rarely anything to fear. particularly as you get older. they have other way of getting a cheap and easy nut. if they are talking they are interested and not grooming.

these distinctions matter. she can do it. everyone can do it. they just have to finally be willing to fight. proof that someone better than you is fighting for you ought to be sufficient.

it sounds like a lot. it is really just a series of positive feedback loops to embrace and negative ones to sever. everyone understands this instinctively as well. I write it out only because loneliness can mess with people and it makes me sad to see well intentioned people sad. it applies to men and women. five minutes of my time was worth the explanation om the off chance it helps someone.

>>101167937
Lumi is obviously a huge romantic. She seems like she never had that time of relationship before and craves it. I think your right by saying she can find love, but as someone as lonely as her will she be able to tell a toxic lover from a good lover?

>>101169201
I have faith in the tard. all she needs to get started it look for the biggest red flags. anyone who is trying to make her stupid is a groomer (loser) under our defintion.

anyone who tries to shut down something she is interested in, anyone who discourages her from thinking about something, anyone who pretends to be above chat (none of us have met everyone in chat and cant do that), anyone whose actions push her into a non-reflective/useful sadness. shut that shit down.

same for any of toxic knights. I used to ignore chat, discord, etc. but I remember there were something about people who freaked out about art she enjoys etc. THAT is some unhealthy behavior. maybe the context justifies it. I doubt it.

Her current track record, past and present, leaves much to be desired. she should listen to the women in chat. especially when they are calling her out for having bad judgement.

I know she can do it.

>>101169580
agreed except for the being above chat part, chat as a whole doesn't mean everyone in chat. If the general direction of chat is being retarded or abusive it can still be called out
that being said Lumi has been at least more aware of these things recently which is nice

>>101167937
>>101169201
>>101169580
>>101169810
Kill yourselves trannies.

>>101169580
>she should listen to the women in chat. especially when they are calling her out for having bad judgement
Tranny or femoid?

>>101170436
A femanon who is concern for Lumi

>>101170464
Fuck off femoid you aren't welcome.

Western women are garbage, and as soon as they see a woman who is even slightly better than themselves, they do everything they can to drag that one down to their level. Literally the entropy of civilization.

>>101169201
>She seems like she never had that time of relationship before and craves it
LOL
LMAO

>>101169810
well that is very good to hear. the freaked out background posters seems is always funnily timed

>>101171155
Stop believing the rrats, anon. Lumi is incredibly love starved and wants someone to love her for who she is.

>>101171005
They just voted for the death of Korea, so yes. On the bright side, Japan will hopfully be elevated and unchained, so eventually they can go in Korea belligerently as conquerors and dominators once more, instead of being in some gayass equal alliance.

>>101170464
So all 4 of them

>>101171730
4 too many.

>>101170583
neither. I have just noticed them noticing in chat.

You can’t fix Lumi

>>101174125
cute pic related. ngl she would be easier to fix if she was fixme

Why does Lumi refuse to believe in unconditional love? Did her parents only give her conditional love??

>>101176230
Because deep down, she's a cynic and a pessimist.

>>101176230
I blame the dutch

props to whoever made the incest porn. gotta respect game even if it is schizo

>>101180085
In my hearts of hearts, I think Starbro is the type of man Lumi would fall for, unfortunately for her, she’s related to him and not a stepbrother.

>>101174125
her bf is already working on it

>>101180200
you are a strange mother fucker. incest is nasty but if you are going to do it, at least make the dude older and dominant. you deserve credit for your persistence. you deserve a 72 hour psych hold for your fetish. especially when lolumi is right fucking there

>>101180354
Sorry, but starbro is smaller and younger than Lumi. Which means she’s the dominant one in the fics, even if both of them are massive subs

>>101180481
1. your lore is like a decade old. 2. far more importantly, Im not reading that shit. just commending you for your likely unwitting competence for how the stars aligned when you dropped your fetish porn.
youre the first interesting schizo Ive ever engages with. youre still a schizo

>>101180582
Thanks you, anon.

>>101180890
I see what you did there

>>101176230
That's what happens when you suffer physical and/or emotional abuse as a kid. Not the corrective kind like getting slapped or getting yelled at/threatened for doing something bad. It's the opposite where you're crying looking for support and you get slapped instead, or they mock you or otherwise exploit your vulnerability when you're down. They can gaslight you by denying abuse took place and threaten you what's going to happen if you tell anyone. That sort of thing.

does lumi like all of the idol stuff or does she think it is cringe?

Wtf how long has this general existed?

>>101182733
Since 2021/07/16

>>101182740
That's crazy, no idea how I never saw it in the catalog for so long.

>>101182148
Lumi has hinted before that's how her childhood looked. It's quite sad for someone who truly cares for alot of people that they weren't given the same care back. Probably the reason why she's such a shut in

>>101182775
some schizo antis kept making weird threads about her so we decided we may as well hyjack his faggotry and make it ours. I will admit it is a little..let's say eclectic. but it does what the main thread, alias, and discord cant.

>>101182775
dude's trolling, it was created this year

>>101182904
>shut in
*slut

>>101183176
She's pure and virginal

>>101183176
>>101183271
She's a rotten woman but a virgin, so you're both wrong in a way.

>>101183324
>rotten woman
Watch streams, she's a sweet girl with a child-like innocence.

>>101183572
Anon please, she is one of the most prolific liars I have ever seen in my entire life.

>>101183606
Name 10 lies, you can't.

>>101183668
subtle doxbait

>>101183668
1. She was going to buy the cat
2. Claims to not be in her 30s
3. Oblivion save data
4. Said nigger in that one webm, not degrees
5. Destroyed cyberlive
6. Fucked that guy for jeans
7. Wasn't abused as a child at all, just read too much reddit
8. "Solo" trip to Japan
9. Says she has an ass (it's completely flat)
10. Pretends she didn't indulge her gigagroomer mods

>>101183823
Nta but -
1. polite stunlock at a level of autism she couldnt fathom
2. she isnt.
3. yup and you'll never know what really happened
4. so?
5. lots of people destroyed cyberlive, her contributions are unknown but seem minimal
6. you mean might have been statutorily raped as a 14 year old? really?
7. kek
8. you cant prove shit
9. wide hips flattish ass is what she said. virgins just struggle with imagining women's anatomy
10. I dont fanboy mods so I cant comment on what I have no data on

>>101183685
Isn't that the whole point of this "general"?

>>101184192
No, we show our love and appreciation for Lumi

>>101184224

>>101184192
why are you like this

>>101184238
Don't try to deny it

>>101183823
>4. Said nigger in that one webm, not degrees
Your list isn't logically consistent. Are you saying that she say actually said nigger and lied about it, or the other way around?

I MISS LUMI!!!!!!!

>>101183823
> 1. She was going to buy the cat
She was, until her landlord denied her request. Can’t blame her for that.

>2. Claims to not be in her 30s
She’s, at her oldest, 25, or possibly her youngest at 22. So nowhere near 30.

>3. Oblivion save data
She said that was her brother’s save. Why would she bring her brother in a potential yab if it’s not true? Why sully his name?

>5. Destroyed cyberlive
She tried to save it, but the other girls, like Menace, refuse to and would rather stab her in the back.

>6. Fucked that guy for jeans
Never happened

>7. Wasn't abused as a child at all, just read too much reddit
Her fear of her parents shows that she was emotionally, psychologically, and verbally abused

>8. "Solo" trip to Japan
Yes, she went alone.

>9. Says she has an ass (it's completely flat)
Every woman has an ass, anon, even if it’s flat.

>10. Pretends she didn't indulge her gigagroomer mods
She doesn’t.

Lumi needs punishment spankings to make her feel better and give her love. Not the sexual kind of foreplay before bed a straight up punishment one like a parent would do to her child. The kind that will leave her crying and saying sorry and begging for forgiveness. Hugging her afterwards and tell her she’s forgiven while she walks off and complains about her ass pain. This is the kind of love Limi needs it could even come from Starbro or her parents too. Lumi just needs a little guidance and love more then anything

>>101184679
>1
Obligations prevent her from getting it, won't speculate or engage in doxbait. It was a terribly inconsiderate gift much like >>101167937 describes.
>2
She's 29 at her youngest based on things said on stream
>3
Bad cover story
>4
Said degrees
>5
Saw an opportunity and took it
>6
we can only speculate
>7
She has told stories herself that as a whole constitutes as severe physical abuse and emotional neglect
>8
We can only speculate
>9
Her ass is modest at best, this is factually true
>10
She likely did in search of genuine connection, it backfired

Well yeah all women are children in adult form, treat them as you would treat children. I thought this was established knowledge.

I was just listening to an old workout wednesday she archived. right in the middle filian called in and lumi realized she should have made them workout with her. "that's gooner shit" was the first comment. lumi told ambassador from the islamic republic of discord to fuck off and that she was smart enough to think about more than just them. I wonder what happened.

https://youtu.be/_9Wne6HCMdo

>>101184549
me too
one more day

>>101184948
you're a cool cat anon.

>>101185585
24 hours