Thread 101147808

happy day Edition

>League 6 Intros: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7qQS88UlmY&list=PL1aVVMjdOtY81C-_bbVhiomvl6inukAIv

>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAi4U3T2hgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psKOSiYZuWg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDsfgpp-6BI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksOiaMk7xJQ

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint)
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers


Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !

>Jong news: /jong/ almost had league six's first 100k+ finish before being cucked out of it by a dog

>League za roku
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uwE1Z9jAHIVNuD23WWzVeKvOP95f60fpjhKkhnsFVUg
>Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN4wi_xUZVZUIOrmZOhOmvVbTyQUE2KAxIxhYb6y-rk

- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1V8Vf-Wh7s

- Being gay and/or a fujo is now illegal

- Nina's husband is pumping her full of stupid woman juice

>Kaavi's fortune
Today's lucky yaku is...suuankou tanki! Drive furries into extinction in East 1 with this simple trick!

Related threads
>>>/vt/pcg/
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>>>/vg/mjg

Previous thread: >>101093802

>>101147808 (OP)
>using the fortune to gloat
poor form
a pox of bad flow be upon ye

hey there jongers, surprised to see you guys still chugging along. Hope you have a good night

>>101147808 (OP)
>22 days since Lyka's last stream
>12 days since Lyka's last tweet
No.....

>>101147977
Thanks for stopping by anon kun, take care~~

>>101148016
She will be back and streaming mahjong soon I just know it. I believe in her

>>101147956
It was today's lucky yaku for me though...

01 - Bust Through The Heavens With Your Drill!

akarun's BGM is rotting my brain

/jong/...live!

Has there been a gurren lagann team in league yet

I cannot be the only jonger left alive...no

>>101151575
I got 13 orphans last night... In sanma

>>101151711
Well jonged!

I think this is the third time I've busted a jonger with a yakuman. Be careful or (You) might be next!

wish i was jongin rn

why are you people playing sanma

>>101152752
This was earlier today and I only posted it to bump the thread

why am I always losing

>>101153030
Because you aren't winning!

>>101153084
damn

Napping with a wife would be so fucking cool

not really

napping with a daki is pretty cool

>>101153579
truth
gives a warm fuzzy feel every time

Is Maka trying to fold out of iishanten here?

>>101154648
yes, you're going to end up with a low value bad wait tenpai even if that 2m passes

>>101154701
Thats annoying considering the hand came together into a tsumo mangan

>>101154726
you can check with mortal for a second opinion if you want to cope with the push, since you only have one genbutsu and one naka suji it's not the worst push but I wouldn't have

>>101154809
Not really looking to cope it, idk it just felt safe considering how quickly his hand came together without cutting any terminals into 4m being his riichi discard, so I assumed he either already had a set using it or it was a non-issue

I'm not spending over $100 on a pillow

>>101154670
she's addicted

>>101155000
Her downfall is decided

>>101154986
I'm spending over $100 on a Pippa pillow in the next batch

>>101155103
not the cover, the pillow itself

>>101155103
>>101155116
Doragon...

>Just cucked someone out of two dora kans on a closed hand
I feel bad

>>101157201
huh. curious. i didn't realize that the logo kinda looks like it was written with chalk.

stop that

>>101157426
JJ;s calligraphy is really good

me
ow

I fucking hate this time of year, idk what it is but I always feel like I'm slowly going insane

I love summer you get to open the windows and do stuff outside its great

>>101162922
>do stuff outside

>>101162999
yes it makes you feel so much better to get out and even do mundane things like going for a walk, the outdoors is good for your soul

I got a rock chip on my bumper

>>101163745
I just end up stressed out anytime I have to go out

>>101163745
>Expecting doragon to go out in public
how new?

I go grocery shopping 3 times a week because self checkout has a 10 item limit

>>101164773
I just get stuff delivered

>>101164809
Shan't

Gonna go make a cup of coffee
Majsoul Friends Room 64107(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=64107

i'd make a coffee but the milk's gone bad

>>101165649
3/4
>>101165697
I have a bunch of bags of dehydrated milk I've been using for coffee the last few days

>>101165649
started

>>101155000
She just mentioned being obsessed on stream, is she /here/?

>>101166934
>He doesn't know

my dealer...

>>101166934
ribbit

>>101166934
she's so sleepy, and yet she keeps going

>>101165649
wj

>>101165649
WJ, need to find a tall staircase for *someone*

>>101165649
wj

>>101165649
4th to 1st hell yeah! WJ! <3

>>101167883
Please don't splat me :'(

>>101167970
Sounds lewd

>>101168000
Nooooooo *splat* x_x
>>101168035
>lewd
I don't think doragon and me have that kind of relationship yet anon... (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

stupid miko! be gone!

Look at me.
I'm the erpfujo now.

>>101168170
The evil is vanquished

>>101168301
Are you gonna start harassing doragon now too?

>>101168372
Start?

>>101168306
I will come back! Pushing me down the stairs will only make me stronger! >:3

>>101168406
Technically correct, it'll give you a bigger handicap for next game
>>101168391
What did you mean by this...

>>101168441
Don't worry about it.

>>101168568
I'm worrying about it

jjnjin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BX-iK2EF9o

In unrelated news, I had a mahjong nightmare that I made a string of really abhorrent posts /here/ that ended in getting permabanned with all my posts [Deleted]

that actually happened

You're still dreaming

/jong/ is just a figment of your imagination, you've been in a coma for 14 years. please wake up

Just five more minutes...

>>101169035
nini?

>>101169232
nyo

/mjg/ HATES gay erp posters. let's do our duty to tilt them!

>>101169367
Hi jj

>>101169367
get to it jj

>>101169367
jj...

>>101169367
I'd rather watch hotwheels and doragon flirt than deal with gay erp

>>101169367
wow I hate them too; WE ARE

>>101169356
Understandable have a wakeful day

uooooooh zGay SEX RAPE with MIKOANON ToT (first, jonging, not jobbing)

>>101170055
>zGay

Hiding under jj's desk while she jongs

>>101170219
yeah, she

>>101170219
song said it's a she, so I believe it

JJ on the telly
https://www.twitch.tv/tanyao_dealer

>Was gonna stream JJ's second game cause the stream died
>Streamlabs is out of date and will probobly take till the end of the game to update
Rip

shanten being absolutely destroyed right now

>>101172152
There's still time, believe in the infinite renchans

I'm not gonna talk but if you want a non-laggy pov with some music
https://www.youtube.com/live/PVJUMIKeI7s

this is your japitan speaking. i jobbed. pretty badly. i apologize. ToT

>>101173004
>Spoiling doragon's stream

I refuse to believe anyone could do the math to hit exactly the same points with a tie and leave me 4th because of seat
Is this the power of masters?

>>101173090
Seat don't matter for league, ties split the points so you're both 3ed/4th

>>101173122
does placement matter or only absolute points

>Mic was muted the whole time
>Still felt like I was gonna get sick
Good to know the reason I stopped streaming did not go away

>>101173004
you still ended up with more points than most of the team did last year

>>101173255
and most of the current team

>>101173179
give us benzocommentary kino

>>101173265
No, I don't even have anxiety meds that are mine

>>101173264
they have more games to play though so they could luckshit really really hard and end up positive

>>101173585
hahaha... yeah...

>>101173631
I've seen worse players luckshit harder than you would need to luckshit to end up positive in your last 2-3 games

>>101173157
Uma matters but for ties it is automatically split between the two players. League uma is +45, +5, -15, -35 from first to fouth.
In order to calculate it just follow this equation:
(final score - starting points)/1000 + uma
In league the starting score is 25000

Liking 2 or 3 cosplay pics has turned my entire twitter feed into slutty cosplay posts

Nina(whore, married, unforgiven)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6b7j0MhuJM

>>101175292
watching the saikouisen table instead

nini

>>101176183
nini

reeeeee

>>101177688
Now you die

>>101178097
>>101178173

>>101178097
>>101178173

>>101178195
>>101178249
I tried

>>101174998
Complaining?

>>101178173
congratz!!

congratulations lunaito-kun! now go back to adept before pinkanon discovers you!

>>101178284
Yeah, I don't wanna be horny every time I open twitter
>>101178276
Gz

idk why I'm still awake

>>101179240
Make a rock paper scissors room I'll beat you

>>101179585
https://www.rpsgame.org/room?id=ep9wx

I choose gun.

butts

>>101179626
whomstve?

>>101179626
>>101179654

b-...
BWEEEEEEEEHH

>>101179603
Closed

>>101174603
Isn't the returned points 30k? Or am I thinking of a different ruleset

****.

>>101179921
>>101179916
rape

>>101179921
>sloppa

>>101179916
CUTEZU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

don't cute
open inside

>>101180070
OPEN!!!

>just realized what I thought were two separate anons are actually the same person
Famous Yuzu...

>>101180149
>he doesn't know about the third Yuzu account

if you're thinking those posts are me then lmao
i don't even yuzu post that much

>>101180234
No, I just checked irc and saw that your username and display name didn't match but then it clicked

We have four yuzus

>>101180253
oh lmao, then >>101180232

M
E
O
W

>>101181291
Meowww :3

i don't have a spray bottle image saved and i can't be bothered getting one but check this out instead

>>101181362
I am kill. Dying now. My final message. AHHHHHHHHRHRHRHRHRHHRHRHRHRHRHRHHRHHHHHHH

Nyagooey

khubites secret stream doko?

/jong/ on the japanese telly
https://www.twitch.tv/bulkvanderhuge_

>>101181657
https://www.youtube.com/live/uuyMKMct69I

>>101181779
now commentate in french

>>101181779
>he has 4chan notifications enabled

you fag didn't tell me i was muted >:c

>>101181905
cause it was funny

I forgot QB was expert

Where the fuck is khubie I was lied to

>>101182252
She was benched and is now being forced to *****

>>101182260
"*****"?

>>101182260
sleep?

>>101182281
But she jwu...

With tileman gone, khubie is the only mahjong vtuber left...

>>101182307
is she ever truly awake? Also I should actually sleep at some point considering the sun will be coming up soon, nini

>>101182328
Good night big doragon.

>>101182260
f-forced to what???

>>101182951
model

>about to break ten games played because I keep subbing for other team members
Is this something to be embarrassed about

>>101183517
use your words to talk to your team and tell them that you're about to break ten games and they need to start subbing and take whatever games you signed up for

>>101183581
>use your words
Can I just screenshot this post and send it to them instead

>>101183915
only if you include this one calling you a retard for posting about this in the first place

include me in the screenshot too

also include this sex fox

and my cat

Sanma doko

>>101184091
Post your actual cat

>>101184151
Majsoul Friends Room 46363(3-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=46363

>>101184167
2/3

>>101184167
Started

>>101184167
Shiroko come back I make new lobby

>>101184167
Nvm GG I'm sorry anons...

>>101184167
wll jng

oh i forgot to say well jonged

it's too late, you're on the list

dog forma steven on the telly
https://www.twitch.tv/nyaggazakaponcat

jongers playing
https://youtu.be/AKD-IyBxq3o

idk how the n got on there but that amuses me anyway

morning

>Skips kan
You deserve what's about to happen to you furry

>>101185963
Mornin' <3

>>101186659
You'll receive divine intervention soon

>>101187143
down bad

i dont like this wheelchair anon

>>101187582
and why is that jj? worried they are gonna steal doragon?

I'm so tired, I can't believe I have to play a game in 4 hours

>>101187725
take a nap, warn people that you're tired and you don't know if you can play, they'll be ready to sub if you don't feel like playing

>>101187804
I'll probably just take a nap and then job when the time comes

>>101187582
Meanie :'(

>>101188452
Aww this looks actually adorable

Quick question from an adept: Is there something I could have done to turn this into a bigger hand?
It felt like I missed an opportunity somewhere but idk where

wheelchair anon!

>>101188939
not opening it, ittsu upgrade

>>101188939
Closed and if it was a straight but 5 han for a full flush plus dora is still a good hand and shifting for the straight would have dealt in

>>101189017
it's still ittsu on 6m ron here thoughbeit

>>101189038
Six is dead, they wouldent know that but it's a dead tile.

>>101189094
not if I pull out a 5th tile from my own set e

>>101188989
>>101189017
>>101189038
Got it! I was looking at one of these online scorers but couldn't figure it out. Thanks anons <3

bored and horny

>>101190124
>_0
Hi homeless anon

>>101191380
Not a mobile thing
https://mahjongsoul.club/emote/igarashiharuna-1

>>101185587
is this really a WIP?

>>101192245
i don't bother renaming, i thought about changing stuff tho desu

Jonger on the telly
https://www.twitch.tv/nyaggazakaponcat

A cringe Steve top. Me and ~*. Me and fucking ~*. That's fucking right. I skipped the ron. I am a fucking legend. I've never SEEN a tanyao nomi and I never fucking will. 4 han minimum baby Till the day I fucking die. YES!!! 'Bout time I get a fucking lucky break in this fucking game motherFUCKERS and I CLUTCHED the ippatsumo. That's FUCKING right. Yea it's this one. Right here IT's THIS ONE. My insane draws. Right here! THIS is the dora right here! YES!! It's fucking it. I'mma have to jus-I'mm have to find the actual naka log off of it and I'mma have to get it. DUUUUUUUDE WHAT A RUSH! WHAT A RUUUUUUSH! Watch this. Watch when I get the hatsu. (sorry) Look at that. See how fast my hand is? Right in the FUCKING first row!!! YEEEAAAHH! Got a FUCKING haneman baby. That's RIGHT! You see that CLUTCHNESS I AM FUCKING CCC-LUTCH! Look at this fucking line I take. I'm like, "YEAH baby. Let's fucking DO this. I wait I wait Right when he starts cutting middle tiles to try to push tenpai. The double ron. dora san. Two quick calls. I already know I'm gettin' toitoi on the perfect line. LOOK AT THE FUCKING PACE mentanpin mmph- SANSHOKU! That's FUCKING right. That's FUCKING IT. Fucking PUMPED watching this one again I waited for the cut in too 'cause I said "oh my god it might be ura yon. And it FUCKING IS!!! IT FUUCKING IS baby. YEAH!!! Look at me typing in team chat guys. You guys didn't believe me. I am typing a storm. Dude I FUCKING just got DOUBLE TOP! I'm not fucking jobbing, YES!!! I FUCKING DID IT THAT'S RIGHT! I SKIPPED RON TO END THE GAME I'M A LEGEND. I AM A FUCKING L E G E N D I'm a FUCKING legend (YES!) I am a fucking legend

>>101192244
Who's under the table?

AAAHHHHHHH IM PLAYING LIKE A RETARD AHHHHHHHHHH

>>101193439
No one

>start with wwyd 2 book
>get first one right
>:"this is pretty easy"
>second one wrong
>third one wrong
>fourth one wrong

I may be retarded

>>101193903
You should start with WWYD 3 anyway, that is the easy book, 2 is the hardest.

>>101193924
i think it was actually the third one now that i check

>>101193903
Just give up and become my boywife instead

>>101191380
I was asleep having nightmares thoughbeit

>>101193903
if you could get them right you wouldn't be reading wwyd

...I kind of fucked us over my bad

>>101195268
idk if you could have predicted that fucked first row 13 orphans tbdesu. You were doing fine then the game said fuck you

brb, there better be a full room when I get back
Majsoul Friends Room 84013(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=84013

I'm at work

>>101195453
2/4

>>101195453
Still 2/4...

>>101195453
I'll come in a few minutes if you want

Imagine losing to the Miko whale troon's room

>>101196227
sure

>>101192954
streets one twelve was so fucking kino

>>101195453
3/4!

>>101196227
to the room, right??

>>101195453
Reconnecting brb

>>101195453
Join this room to see saiba pushing me! Weeeeeeee~

>>101197123
kek

>>101197123
lol

>>101195453
FUCKING STARTED

>>101197123
helpercat is gonna be out of work...

>>101193963
Your pic is the 2nd one.
The 3rd is the tile efficiency book that goes more into detail about basic theory (blocks, shapes, waits etc.)

Kneel before your king I'm sure I'm not gonna regret this by the end of next game

>>101195453
well jonged!

>>101195453
WJ, I stand corrected and corrected hotwheels

>>101195453
This cripple is the worst kamicha to ever sit at a mahjong table. Well jonged

>>101195453
WJ...
>>101197561
I think I'm going back to helpercat after this one...

what happened in that room?

>>101199870
Don't worry about it

what's helpercat?

>>101200057
Don't worry about it

ok, i see, i understand

>wheelchair anon destroyed
good

>>101200393
Hi JJ, why do you hate wheelchair anon?

wheelchair anon is a cannibal! do not be fooled by this anon's friendly demeanor! this anon is trying to lower your guard in order to eat you! i bet this anon doesn't even need a wheelchair! be careful okay??

Sounds like a femoid psyop

Did someone mention the sweet release of death?! Sign me up.

Notice how JJ refuses to pick a pronoun

I only eat people a tiny bit I swear! Just nom nom and that's it!

>>101200928
How much is a tiny bit?

there! a confession! lock up wheelchair anon for mahjong crimes!

You'll never catch me alive! Weeeeeeeeeee!

>>101200871
if she thought wheelchair was a boy she'd be all over him for being a cute uwu boy.

>>101147808 (OP)
>lyka
You all have no standards huh?

>>101201096
lyka? Aye 'ardley knew ah?

>>101201368
What kind of ichihime is this meant to be

balls

>>101202120
Who even are you?

>>101202143
Shut up and keep those buffs coming

>>101202143
Doragon will you play tri with me?

>>101202196
Legally? Cause I don't own a wii
>>101202194

>>101201584
I looked up "stereotypical aussie" on google images and decided on that hat and the vb

damn this wheelchair anon! how is a cripple on a wheelchair this fast!

>>101202292
i don't think the wii servers are still up

>>101202292
You can play online on dolphin with a patch, I'll post in a bit

do you really think im smart/schizo enough to have alts?

>>101202592
Would explain latching onto doragon

I have an alt that has steve but never use it

>>101202636
I chose to believe that over doragon somehow having yet another person latch onto him

i have an alt with purple hag but forgot the password

>>101202778
there is no password

>>101202592
cripple has streamed

>>101202636
>do you really think im schizo enough to X?

>>101202848
stupid miko! rape! miko rape!

>>101202845
bs

>>101202954
I guess I can make some time to rape you if you insist

>>101202983
sorry to be the one to tell you this, but cripple is french

>>101203020
no! mikos get raped! i rape you! you don't rape me!

>>101203038
With what penis?

>>101203038
You don't have a choice

>>101202618
Okay I can't find it since I don't have a proper internet connection but you just need dolphin and a copy of tri and if you can find those you can find the MH Tri discord that has the patch. Alternatively we could play MH4U on the 3DS through pretendo

Do you know jellyjonger-sama
Yes
Mahjong Vtuber
I rape you, you rape me
No
Mahjong Vtuber

wow! is that??! JONG??? with ANONS???

Majsoul Friends Room 50276(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=50276

>Chose the second I made dinner
bitch
>>101203219
I'll look into setting it up

>ex-husband has ayako
CHANGE CHARACTERS RIGHT NOW!

>>101203360
>three red fives
Jellyjonger ...

>>101203409
huh??

I like it when Mitchie Soren plays mahjong! I want to jong with her!

jellynigger

>>101203492
she's nice, make sure to post her if you see her stream mahjong!

FUCK YOU SABER WHYYYUYU

>>101203492
do you think mitchie should jong?

>>101203571
and masturbate at the same time again

>>101203571
jonging to her rn

deal in you fucking cunts!

fuck you ex-husband! (unironically i hope things work out for you)

Don't fuck hobos thats how you get STIs

I want burgers

please deal in

don't deal in, punish her for abandoning us

EX-HUSBAND WHYYYYYY

what a shit yaku etc etc

i didn't think you guys would actually accept. anyway gotta pee bye!

>>101203360
OH NO NO NO

>>101203991
I had this with some garlic breadsticks
>Captcha: xap2n
His spirt approves of foodposting kek

stop updating us on your piss schedule

>>101204085
Let her enjoy her fetish

>>101204074
AHAAAAAAA

>>101204067
can't stand people spamming that shit, if you do it i will accept and not rejoin

>>>/vg/527464239
>>>/vg/527464286
I was supposed to be on the telly but my captain wanted to play so let's cheer him on okay?

>>101204239
Who benched you?

>>101204239
go Hanner go!

>>101204285
Tbh myself I've played like shit all league and I wanna kms myself

>>101204316
Yeah I get it, don't let it get to you too much alright?

>5.8% deal in rate
>still negative
It's not fair bros

>>101204475
what are those stats from?

>>101204493
riichi.moe

>>101204475
Mine just pisses me off

>>101204475
Could be worse. Could be 0 ura in eight league games

>>101204686
I've hit ura yon twice this league so you're not gonna beat me

i think poko should jong

i think pippa should jong

Bake
>>101205217
lol
lmao

fun game

>>101205294
Why are you playing East games? Are two fourths supposed to be special?

>>101205320
because no one's in south. Also look at the MAKA

>>101205364
>look at the MAKA
That's just east games, ofc south games can do that too but you're half as likely to get fucked by raw RNG. If you get those kinds of ranks consistently bite the queue time it's not that bad and play souths

this is the last thread

>>101205474
Good, give me release

>>101205364
>look at the MAKA
Unimportant botshit. You lost

>>101205585
ok nigger