happy day Edition
>League 6 Intros: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7qQS88UlmY&list=PL1aVVMjdOtY81C-_bbVhiomvl6inukAIv>jong sources:https://repo.riichi.moe/
>Recent jong streamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAi4U3T2hgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psKOSiYZuWg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDsfgpp-6BI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksOiaMk7xJQ
>Some jong chuubas (WIP)EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint)
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers
Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !
>Jong news: /jong/ almost had league six's first 100k+ finish before being cucked out of it by a dog>League za rokuhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1uwE1Z9jAHIVNuD23WWzVeKvOP95f60fpjhKkhnsFVUg
>Sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN4wi_xUZVZUIOrmZOhOmvVbTyQUE2KAxIxhYb6y-rk
- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1V8Vf-Wh7s
- Being gay and/or a fujo is now illegal
- Nina's husband is pumping her full of stupid woman juice
>Kaavi's fortuneToday's lucky yaku is...suuankou tanki! Drive furries into extinction in East 1 with this simple trick!
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>>>/vt/pcg/>>>/vt/fig>>>/vt/asp>>>/vt/mayo>>>/vm/doko>>>/vg/mjgPrevious thread:
>>101093802
>>101147808 (OP)>using the fortune to gloatpoor form
a pox of bad flow be upon ye
hey there jongers, surprised to see you guys still chugging along. Hope you have a good night
>>101147808 (OP)>22 days since Lyka's last stream>12 days since Lyka's last tweetNo.....
>>101147977Thanks for stopping by anon kun, take care~~
>>101148016She will be back and streaming mahjong soon I just know it. I believe in her
>>101147956It was today's lucky yaku for me though...
01 - Bust Through The Heavens With Your Drill!
akarun's BGM is rotting my brain
Has there been a gurren lagann team in league yet
I cannot be the only jonger left alive...no
>>101151575I got 13 orphans last night... In sanma
I think this is the third time I've busted a jonger with a yakuman. Be careful or (You) might be next!
why are you people playing sanma
>>101152752This was earlier today and I only posted it to bump the thread
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>>101153030Because you aren't winning!
Napping with a wife would be so fucking cool
napping with a daki is pretty cool
>>101153579truth
gives a warm fuzzy feel every time
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Is Maka trying to fold out of iishanten here?
https://www.twitch.tv/lilyhops
>>101154648yes, you're going to end up with a low value bad wait tenpai even if that 2m passes
>>101154701Thats annoying considering the hand came together into a tsumo mangan
>>101154726you can check with mortal for a second opinion if you want to cope with the push, since you only have one genbutsu and one naka suji it's not the worst push but I wouldn't have
>>101154809Not really looking to cope it, idk it just felt safe considering how quickly his hand came together without cutting any terminals into 4m being his riichi discard, so I assumed he either already had a set using it or it was a non-issue
I'm not spending over $100 on a pillow
>>101154670she's addicted
>>101155000Her downfall is decided
>>101154986I'm spending over $100 on a Pippa pillow in the next batch
>>101155103not the cover, the pillow itself
>Just cucked someone out of two dora kans on a closed hand
I feel bad
>>101157201huh. curious. i didn't realize that the logo kinda looks like it was written with chalk.
>>101157426JJ;s calligraphy is really good
I fucking hate this time of year, idk what it is but I always feel like I'm slowly going insane
I love summer you get to open the windows and do stuff outside its great
>>101162922>do stuff outside
>>101162999yes it makes you feel so much better to get out and even do mundane things like going for a walk, the outdoors is good for your soul
I got a rock chip on my bumper
>>101163745I just end up stressed out anytime I have to go out
>>101163745>Expecting doragon to go out in publichow new?
I go grocery shopping 3 times a week because self checkout has a 10 item limit
>>101164773I just get stuff delivered
Gonna go make a cup of coffee
Majsoul Friends Room 64107(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=64107
i'd make a coffee but the milk's gone bad
>>1011656493/4
>>101165697I have a bunch of bags of dehydrated milk I've been using for coffee the last few days
>>101155000She just mentioned being obsessed on stream, is she /here/?
>>101166934>He doesn't know
>>101166934she's so sleepy, and yet she keeps going
>>101165649WJ, need to find a tall staircase for *someone*
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>>1011656494th to 1st hell yeah! WJ! <3
>>101167883Please don't splat me :'(
>>101168000Nooooooo *splat* x_x
>>101168035>lewdI don't think doragon and me have that kind of relationship yet anon... (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
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stupid miko! be gone!
Look at me.
I'm the erpfujo now.
>>101168170The evil is vanquished
>>101168301Are you gonna start harassing doragon now too?
>>101168306I will come back! Pushing me down the stairs will only make me stronger! >:3
>>101168406Technically correct, it'll give you a bigger handicap for next game
>>101168391What did you mean by this...
>>101168441Don't worry about it.
>>101168568I'm worrying about it
jjnjin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BX-iK2EF9o
In unrelated news, I had a mahjong nightmare that I made a string of really abhorrent posts /here/ that ended in getting permabanned with all my posts [Deleted]
/jong/ is just a figment of your imagination, you've been in a coma for 14 years. please wake up
Just five more minutes...
/mjg/ HATES gay erp posters. let's do our duty to tilt them!
>>101169367I'd rather watch hotwheels and doragon flirt than deal with gay erp
>>101169367wow I hate them too; WE ARE
>>101169356Understandable have a wakeful day
uooooooh zGay SEX RAPE with MIKOANON ToT (first, jonging, not jobbing)
Hiding under jj's desk while she jongs
>>101170219song said it's a she, so I believe it
JJ on the telly
https://www.twitch.tv/tanyao_dealer
>Was gonna stream JJ's second game cause the stream died
>Streamlabs is out of date and will probobly take till the end of the game to update
Rip
shanten being absolutely destroyed right now
>>101172152There's still time, believe in the infinite renchans
I'm not gonna talk but if you want a non-laggy pov with some music
https://www.youtube.com/live/PVJUMIKeI7s
this is your japitan speaking. i jobbed. pretty badly. i apologize. ToT
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>>101173004>Spoiling doragon's stream
I refuse to believe anyone could do the math to hit exactly the same points with a tie and leave me 4th because of seat
Is this the power of masters?
>>101173090Seat don't matter for league, ties split the points so you're both 3ed/4th
>>101173122does placement matter or only absolute points
>Mic was muted the whole time
>Still felt like I was gonna get sick
Good to know the reason I stopped streaming did not go away
>>101173004you still ended up with more points than most of the team did last year
>>101173255and most of the current team
>>101173179give us benzocommentary kino
>>101173265No, I don't even have anxiety meds that are mine
>>101173264they have more games to play though so they could luckshit really really hard and end up positive
>>101173585hahaha... yeah...
>>101173631I've seen worse players luckshit harder than you would need to luckshit to end up positive in your last 2-3 games
>>101173157Uma matters but for ties it is automatically split between the two players. League uma is +45, +5, -15, -35 from first to fouth.
In order to calculate it just follow this equation:
(final score - starting points)/1000 + uma
In league the starting score is 25000
Liking 2 or 3 cosplay pics has turned my entire twitter feed into slutty cosplay posts
Nina(whore, married, unforgiven)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6b7j0MhuJM
>>101175292watching the saikouisen table instead
congratulations lunaito-kun! now go back to adept before pinkanon discovers you!
>>101178284Yeah, I don't wanna be horny every time I open twitter
>>101178276Gz
>>101179240Make a rock paper scissors room I'll beat you
>>101179585https://www.rpsgame.org/room?id=ep9wx
>>101174603Isn't the returned points 30k? Or am I thinking of a different ruleset
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>>101179916CUTEZU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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don't cute
open inside
>just realized what I thought were two separate anons are actually the same person
Famous Yuzu...
>>101180149>he doesn't know about the third Yuzu account
if you're thinking those posts are me then lmao
i don't even yuzu post that much
>>101180234No, I just checked irc and saw that your username and display name didn't match but then it clicked
i don't have a spray bottle image saved and i can't be bothered getting one but check this out instead
>>101181362I am kill. Dying now. My final message. AHHHHHHHHRHRHRHRHRHHRHRHRHRHRHRHHRHHHHHHH
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Nyagooey
khubites secret stream doko?
/jong/ on the japanese telly
https://www.twitch.tv/bulkvanderhuge_
>>101181657https://www.youtube.com/live/uuyMKMct69I
>>101181779now commentate in french
>>101181779>he has 4chan notifications enabled
you fag didn't tell me i was muted >:c
>>101181905cause it was funny
Where the fuck is khubie I was lied to
>>101182252She was benched and is now being forced to *****
>>101182281But she jwu...
With tileman gone, khubie is the only mahjong vtuber left...
>>101182307is she ever truly awake? Also I should actually sleep at some point considering the sun will be coming up soon, nini
>>101182328Good night big doragon.
>>101182260f-forced to what???
>about to break ten games played because I keep subbing for other team members
Is this something to be embarrassed about
>>101183517use your words to talk to your team and tell them that you're about to break ten games and they need to start subbing and take whatever games you signed up for
>>101183581>use your wordsCan I just screenshot this post and send it to them instead
>>101183915only if you include this one calling you a retard for posting about this in the first place
include me in the screenshot too
also include this sex fox
>>101184091Post your actual cat
>>101184151Majsoul Friends Room 46363(3-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=46363
>>101184167Shiroko come back I make new lobby
>>101184167Nvm GG I'm sorry anons...
oh i forgot to say well jonged
it's too late, you're on the list
dog forma steven on the telly
https://www.twitch.tv/nyaggazakaponcat
jongers playing
https://youtu.be/AKD-IyBxq3o
idk how the n got on there but that amuses me anyway
>Skips kan
You deserve what's about to happen to you furry
>>101186659You'll receive divine intervention soon
i dont like this wheelchair anon
>>101187582and why is that jj? worried they are gonna steal doragon?
I'm so tired, I can't believe I have to play a game in 4 hours
>>101187725take a nap, warn people that you're tired and you don't know if you can play, they'll be ready to sub if you don't feel like playing
>>101187804I'll probably just take a nap and then job when the time comes
>>101188452Aww this looks actually adorable
Quick question from an adept: Is there something I could have done to turn this into a bigger hand?
It felt like I missed an opportunity somewhere but idk where
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wheelchair anon!
>>101188939not opening it, ittsu upgrade
>>101188939Closed and if it was a straight but 5 han for a full flush plus dora is still a good hand and shifting for the straight would have dealt in
>>101189017it's still ittsu on 6m ron here thoughbeit
>>101189038Six is dead, they wouldent know that but it's a dead tile.
>>101189094not if I pull out a 5th tile from my own set e
>>101188989>>101189017>>101189038Got it! I was looking at one of these online scorers but couldn't figure it out. Thanks anons <3
>>101190124>_0Hi homeless anon
>>101191380Not a mobile thing
https://mahjongsoul.club/emote/igarashiharuna-1
>>101185587is this really a WIP?
>>101192245i don't bother renaming, i thought about changing stuff tho desu
Jonger on the telly
https://www.twitch.tv/nyaggazakaponcat
A cringe Steve top. Me and ~*. Me and fucking ~*. That's fucking right. I skipped the ron. I am a fucking legend. I've never SEEN a tanyao nomi and I never fucking will. 4 han minimum baby Till the day I fucking die. YES!!! 'Bout time I get a fucking lucky break in this fucking game motherFUCKERS and I CLUTCHED the ippatsumo. That's FUCKING right. Yea it's this one. Right here IT's THIS ONE. My insane draws. Right here! THIS is the dora right here! YES!! It's fucking it. I'mma have to jus-I'mm have to find the actual naka log off of it and I'mma have to get it. DUUUUUUUDE WHAT A RUSH! WHAT A RUUUUUUSH! Watch this. Watch when I get the hatsu. (sorry) Look at that. See how fast my hand is? Right in the FUCKING first row!!! YEEEAAAHH! Got a FUCKING haneman baby. That's RIGHT! You see that CLUTCHNESS I AM FUCKING CCC-LUTCH! Look at this fucking line I take. I'm like, "YEAH baby. Let's fucking DO this. I wait I wait Right when he starts cutting middle tiles to try to push tenpai. The double ron. dora san. Two quick calls. I already know I'm gettin' toitoi on the perfect line. LOOK AT THE FUCKING PACE mentanpin mmph- SANSHOKU! That's FUCKING right. That's FUCKING IT. Fucking PUMPED watching this one again I waited for the cut in too 'cause I said "oh my god it might be ura yon. And it FUCKING IS!!! IT FUUCKING IS baby. YEAH!!! Look at me typing in team chat guys. You guys didn't believe me. I am typing a storm. Dude I FUCKING just got DOUBLE TOP! I'm not fucking jobbing, YES!!! I FUCKING DID IT THAT'S RIGHT! I SKIPPED RON TO END THE GAME I'M A LEGEND. I AM A FUCKING L E G E N D I'm a FUCKING legend (YES!) I am a fucking legend
>>101192244Who's under the table?
AAAHHHHHHH IM PLAYING LIKE A RETARD AHHHHHHHHHH
>start with wwyd 2 book
>get first one right
>:"this is pretty easy"
>second one wrong
>third one wrong
>fourth one wrong
I may be retarded
>>101193903You should start with WWYD 3 anyway, that is the easy book, 2 is the hardest.
>>101193924i think it was actually the third one now that i check
>>101193903Just give up and become my boywife instead
>>101191380I was asleep having nightmares thoughbeit
>>101193903if you could get them right you wouldn't be reading wwyd
...I kind of fucked us over my bad
>>101195268idk if you could have predicted that fucked first row 13 orphans tbdesu. You were doing fine then the game said fuck you
brb, there better be a full room when I get back
Majsoul Friends Room 84013(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=84013
>>101195453I'll come in a few minutes if you want
Imagine losing to the Miko whale troon's room
>>101192954streets one twelve was so fucking kino
>>101196227to the room, right??
>>101195453Reconnecting brb
>>101195453Join this room to see saiba pushing me! Weeeeeeee~
>>101195453FUCKING STARTED
>>101197123helpercat is gonna be out of work...
>>101193963Your pic is the 2nd one.
The 3rd is the tile efficiency book that goes more into detail about basic theory (blocks, shapes, waits etc.)
Kneel before your king I'm sure I'm not gonna regret this by the end of next game
>>101195453WJ, I stand corrected and corrected hotwheels
>>101195453This cripple is the worst kamicha to ever sit at a mahjong table. Well jonged
>>101195453WJ...
>>101197561I think I'm going back to helpercat after this one...
what happened in that room?
>>101199870Don't worry about it
>>101200057Don't worry about it
>Having finished it's last koko of the season and securing a cripple to snack on before winter set in, jong would retreat back to its cave and prepare to enter hibernation for the next few days.
>wheelchair anon destroyed
good
>>101200393Hi JJ, why do you hate wheelchair anon?
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wheelchair anon is a cannibal! do not be fooled by this anon's friendly demeanor! this anon is trying to lower your guard in order to eat you! i bet this anon doesn't even need a wheelchair! be careful okay??
Sounds like a femoid psyop
Did someone mention the sweet release of death?! Sign me up.
Notice how JJ refuses to pick a pronoun
I only eat people a tiny bit I swear! Just nom nom and that's it!
>>101200928How much is a tiny bit?
there! a confession! lock up wheelchair anon for mahjong crimes!
You'll never catch me alive! Weeeeeeeeeee!
>>101200871if she thought wheelchair was a boy she'd be all over him for being a cute uwu boy.
>>101147808 (OP)>lykaYou all have no standards huh?
>>101201096lyka? Aye 'ardley knew ah?
>>101201368What kind of ichihime is this meant to be
>>101202120Who even are you?
>>101202143Shut up and keep those buffs coming
>>101202143Doragon will you play tri with me?
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>>101202196Legally? Cause I don't own a wii
>>101202194
>>101201584I looked up "stereotypical aussie" on google images and decided on that hat and the vb
damn this wheelchair anon! how is a cripple on a wheelchair this fast!
>>101202292i don't think the wii servers are still up
>>101202292You can play online on dolphin with a patch, I'll post in a bit
do you really think im smart/schizo enough to have alts?
>>101202592Would explain latching onto doragon
I have an alt that has steve but never use it
>>101202636I chose to believe that over doragon somehow having yet another person latch onto him
i have an alt with purple hag but forgot the password
>>101202778there is no password
>>101202592cripple has streamed
>>101202636>do you really think im schizo enough to X?
>>101202848stupid miko! rape! miko rape!
>>101202954I guess I can make some time to rape you if you insist
>>101202983sorry to be the one to tell you this, but cripple is french
>>101203020no! mikos get raped! i rape you! you don't rape me!
>>101203038With what penis?
>>101203038You don't have a choice
>>101202618Okay I can't find it since I don't have a proper internet connection but you just need dolphin and a copy of tri and if you can find those you can find the MH Tri discord that has the patch. Alternatively we could play MH4U on the 3DS through pretendo
Do you know jellyjonger-sama
Yes
Mahjong Vtuber
I rape you, you rape me
No
Mahjong Vtuber
wow! is that??! JONG??? with ANONS???
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>Chose the second I made dinnerbitch
>>101203219I'll look into setting it up
>ex-husband has ayako
CHANGE CHARACTERS RIGHT NOW!
>>101203360>three red fivesJellyjonger ...
I like it when Mitchie Soren plays mahjong! I want to jong with her!
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>>101203492she's nice, make sure to post her if you see her stream mahjong!
>>101203492do you think mitchie should jong?
>>101203571and masturbate at the same time again
>>101203571jonging to her rn
deal in you fucking cunts!
fuck you ex-husband! (unironically i hope things work out for you)
Don't fuck hobos thats how you get STIs
don't deal in, punish her for abandoning us
i didn't think you guys would actually accept. anyway gotta pee bye!
>>101203991I had this with some garlic breadsticks
>Captcha: xap2nHis spirt approves of foodposting kek
stop updating us on your piss schedule
>>101204085Let her enjoy her fetish
>>101204067can't stand people spamming that shit, if you do it i will accept and not rejoin
>>>/vg/527464239
>>>/vg/527464286
I was supposed to be on the telly but my captain wanted to play so let's cheer him on okay?
>>101204239Who benched you?
>>101204285Tbh myself I've played like shit all league and I wanna kms myself
>>101204316Yeah I get it, don't let it get to you too much alright?
>5.8% deal in rate
>still negative
It's not fair bros
>>101204475what are those stats from?
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>>101204475Mine just pisses me off
>>101204475Could be worse. Could be 0 ura in eight league games
>>101204686I've hit ura yon twice this league so you're not gonna beat me
i think pippa should jong
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fun game
>>101205294Why are you playing East games? Are two fourths supposed to be special?
>>101205320because no one's in south. Also look at the MAKA
>>101205364>look at the MAKAThat's just east games, ofc south games can do that too but you're half as likely to get fucked by raw RNG. If you get those kinds of ranks consistently bite the queue time it's not that bad and play souths
>>101205474Good, give me release
>>101205364>look at the MAKAUnimportant botshit. You lost