I think a lot of my issues would go away if I could just lay on Subaruβs chest and fall asleep while she gives me words of encouragement and rubs the back of my head
>>101236379 >>101236900
As a man the thing that really matters is in your mind, if you live your life well and can hold a conversation you can get the leglocking hag sex you want.
>>101237917 >can hold a conversation
That's the tough part. I'm always at risk of saying something retarded and embarrassing myself, especially if I'm nervous. The only strangers I can quickly feel comfortable speaking with are old people for some reason.
>>101248212
Fuck this just reminded me of a dream I had where I was cuddled up a girl in a tent that had some sort of screen where you could look out the top and see the stars
It was literally perfect, the air was just right, the sky had zero light pollution and we were just enjoying each others company
Why canβt I just live in my dreams bros?β¦.
Imagine that you've managed to find a hag of your own. What's your ideal wedding like? Personally, I'd prefer a small, low-key ceremony. Nothing too fancy.
>>101278693
No wedding. Marriage is a jew institution. I don't want or need to let the government in my sheets. Unfortunately it is a status and societal acceptance thing for women, so I doubt they are capable of understanding this.
>>101282057
lmao, no need to be so harsh, I don't think that's what anon meant.
But I get what you meant. There *is* a legal way to remove the government from your martial status if wish to go through that process
I wouldn't want the whole 9 yards either. Just a small gathering with family and friends since relatives would likely not stopping begging me to have one
>>101282057
Dumbass, marriage as an emotional and social bond is distinct from legal marriage. They usually coincide, but it wasn't until relatively recently that the government got involved to the extent it is nowadays. There are quite a few people who for all intents and purposes are married, but never went through the official process. That said, I don't think it's any of the government's business either.
Hi frens, I saw that LotB4 sign ups opened, but I didn't see /hag/ signed up. I really want to see ben in LotB4 after his run in LotB3. Maybe even tag team with Pierce for the Tag Team belt? I would sign /hag/ up but I've already signed up a different thread. It should be pretty simple to sign up since you can carry over everything from LotB3 >>101281892
>>101345752
Its literally not fair that I won't ever have my consent ignored by these 2
At the very least she's probably masturbated to the thought of me reading her doujins when I was 13
>>101347452
Sorry to hear that anon.
Fortunately for me every hag is automatically 12 years older than me
I think Watame is 20 years older than me which holy fuck now that I'm saying that, that makes her old enough to be my mother if she gave birth to me at 20
>>101357302
I like it, parts of it feel like an older anime op. 2:11 caught me off guard with how similar the rhythm is to part of the Mario Bros theme. Visuals are really nice, there's a lot more production than I'd expect.
>>101360244
Luckily I don't think I'll ever need to sound like an ojou-sama when speaking Japanese. That said I do wonder how weird these are if a guy says them.
Either way more Pochi is always a good thing.
>>101362018
After I'm done giving your mom some correction for raising such a rude child you and I are gonna have a long and much needed talk about boundaries and mouthing off to your elders alright son
