Thread 101150388

Pat the b(r)oner Edition

>What is /lig/?
/lig/ is a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have on average 500 viewers or more.

>Why /lig/?
Large indie vtubers have more net fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This is a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream on.

>Can I shill my 499view oshi here?
Considering averages fluctuate widely, all the way down to 100 is reasonable. The minimal requirement however is being Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers.

Numbers for 6/12:
1: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (7,623)
2: https://www.youtube.com/@mintfantome (4,623)
3: https://twitch.tv/Kenji (3,032) *Tie
3: https://twitch.tv/nihmune (3,014) *Tie
5: https://twitch.tv/rosedoodle (2,848)
6: https://twitch.tv/Sykkuno (2,555) *Tie
6: https://twitch.tv/deme (2,549) *Tie
8: https://twitch.tv/Yuzu (2,138)
9: https://twitch.tv/camila (1,977)
10: https://twitch.tv/SquChan (1,923) *Tie
10: https://twitch.tv/fallenshadow (1,908) *Tie

Non-English:
1: https://twitch.tv/akamikarubi (4,359) *Japanese
2: https://twitch.tv/orkpod (2,484) *Russian
3: https://twitch.tv/KSPKSP (2,334) *Chinese

>Wait isn't that one a corpo?
/lig/ is a thread for chuubas of a decent size who aren't defined by their corporate branding, either due to the small size of the corporation or the independence and lack of oversight granted to the talents

>/lig/ Numbers
https://lignumbers.neocities.org/

>Twitch Clips Guide
https://pastelink.net/34vd5

>VOD Archival Guide
https://rentry.org/Vod_Archival_Guide

>/lig/ VOD Archive
https://rentry.org/Indie_Vod_Archives_lig

>Koikatsu cards
https://mega.nz/folder/JYtkXJwL#07gAQCQqI_9FsmX9oQJKSA

>/lig/ Wheel of Names
https://wheelofnames.com/49w-z2x

>Tiermaker
https://tiermaker.com/create/-lig--16586688-3

>/lig/ Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP)
https://www.canva.com/design/DAE-XgWodVg/ofLz4QC1yPPQ4T6TTAE0fw/edit?utm_content=DAE-XgWodVg

>Upcoming Birthdays
June 14th - Nyanners
June 19th - Akiaji Margo
June 20th - Zenya Hima
June 23rd - Otis
June 26th - Bird
June 30th - Chibidoki
July 2nd - BuffPup
July 4th - Dokibird
July 8th - Lumituber
July 10th - Camila
July 11th - Yenkoes
July 12th - Peepeehead

>OC material for the OP
https://mega.nz/folder/IIVD1IaJ#cfsRhWdJvzneIoG8HZUPuw

>Ducks
https://www.twitch.tv/dashducks (embed) (embed)

Other useful threads:
>>>/vt//corpo/
>>>/vt//flip/
>>>/vt//haha/
>>>/vt//choc/
>>>/vt//indie/
>>>/vt//mint/
>>>/vt//swarm/
>>>/vt//vrt/
>>>/vt//vsj+/

Previous Thread: >>101145805

weaner

>>101150405
I like to enter the K-hole when Mari is live

peenor

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

Bye bye again

I wanna cuddle femanon so badly

I love Milky!

Frotting with Mari

>>101150450
I would enjoy MariMari more if she were actually trans

>>101150450
She's kind of problematic though

I'm an ancient person. I live in the eternal space of human nature. If you dm me and you're a chuuba you will be putting yourself in a sexual zone. Thats it. There’s no friendship here.

>>101150422
It's never too late for Lucah to divorce her tranny husband-wife

>>101150439
what stream was this from?

/lig/gers for this feel?

I don't wanna be rude but uhh
Is Tob stream chat usually quietish

>>101150450
jerking marimari's little peenor with 2 fingers while she plays pokemon XD on the nintendo switch 2 and prematurely ejaculates on the screen

>>101150492
Why are women always like this

>>101150486
This kuu looks strange

>>101150492
Eww

I miss feemsh in a sexual manner more than an emotional one.

>>101150442
Which

>>101150488
uuuhh i think they played monster hunter together once? and i don't think beri streamed her pov. happy hunting

I believe all chuubas would be improved if they were trans

>>101150493
yes are scared to make her mad by saying something wrong but we lob her a lot

>>101150520
How can you miss what you haven't had? You may be yearning for feemsh sexual style

>>101150541
since when was Tob so pissy

>>101150492
>>101150503
Treat every female as if she’s 12 years old and you’ll never be mad at them or misunderstand them.
>>101150536
no offense but you should be executed

>>101150536
what did anon mean by this

I've never seen Grimmi on her mouse wheel in her enclosure fat bitch

>>101150486
whom

Love my dog

I'd rather slowly die of radiation poisoning that watch Layna's vomit inducing streams

>>101150582
then die

id rather pee than poo

I'd rather drink pee than watch Layna's poo stream

>>101150561
one time i saw her laying in it while looking on her phone, she was idling moving it up and down with her foot but she went up too far and fell back down on her face

>>101150524
Yeah

>>101150520
Thats nice, imagine taking Nemu to a secluded, rural area. The only sounds being the rustling of leaves and the distant call of some birds, you’ve set up a large, industrial-sized wood chipper, its metal maw gaping open like a hungry beast. As you force her into the chipper, her screams are like music to your ears, her body convulsing with each agonized cry as the blades tear through her skin and bone, reducing her to a pulp of blood and flesh. You feel a sense of excitement and arousal as you feed her into the chipper, her obese body being shredded while shes still alive, her blood and guts spraying everywhere, and your little brown boiclitty hardens with each passing moment, twitching with excitement as you admire the scene before you. You finally cum a watery half teaspoon while being sprayed by Nemu’s chopped organs, piss and shit as her remains exit the chipper

>>101150560
He's gay

>>101150520
Would you still love feemsh if she really was a man?

https://youtu.be/dmG9KAWgvNk?si=3_Psf_nIIWonymOe

i miss her

blue stream in two hours!

>>101150721
Sorry we don't like her

>>101150707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1BU9Bijyf8

>>101150653
she collects her favorite grecal pellets (grimmi fecal pellets) on the wheel and spins it so her bowel excretions get spread around the enclosure

>>101150550
I can miss the feeling of things too

>>101150721
Sleepy Kuu voice incoming.. uuuu

>>101150754
alright jose stick to putting the fires in the bag

Sticking bat directly into my ass.

>>101150746
:(

>>101150580
yay!

>>101150611
Ask her if she likes white guys
thanks

>>101150767
>fires

>>101150818
she is built for sea penis

>>101150846
Crazy how hard she slutted up after her trip to Norway, makes one wonder what happened there

>>101150849
Uranus is pogging

>>101150754
You don't know the feeling, because you never experienced it. So you can't miss it

*doobs in your path*

Tfw you dktf

Feels ? man

pippa should watch me jack off

No Saru announcement, I am the big sad.

>get raided into aicandi from grimmi
jesus that lady is boring

>>101150918
oh is she getting piped at offkai

>>101150918
Saru announced she's my gf now

Rikku drawing goth gf fox
https://www.twitch.tv/dyarikku

>>101150934
Don't pretend you ate the snails

>>101150947
She loves me that much that she didn't make me

Peo time is over. Now what?

>>101150992
I look like this and do this

https://x.com/elfinpsyop/status/1933265994405065058
in response to twisty's apology dockey

>>101151011
I don't know who this is

>>101151011
she should stfu and do another flesh stream where she shows off her thighs

>>101151039
Gaspar taking a nap and getting woken up by grimmi dropping 18 inches of greces (grimmi feces) on his chest. he smiles, what a nice surprise

@meat

https://x.com/imagesaicouldnt/status/1933381314016915924

I'm so alone...

>>101150526
>>101150439
that was on grape's channel last year when she was spamming world and was collabing with a bunch of people to get them into monhun.
grape called moriko and beri to play together, and moriko was very sleepy so that was funny but i don't think grape has a very up to date archive.
https://www.youtube.com/@grapevods

>>101150918
Hope she doesn't stream so I can continue with work

>>101151111
i pinged everyone but the ligga that asked
>>101150488

>>101151109
i'm so lost without you

>>101151083
Stay in your lane shitnigger

>>101151139
lol, thanks my ligga

@everyone group masturbation starts in 15 minutes

Saru stream in 20 minutes, cough be damned!

>>101151234
The first saru stream I ever watched, was her playing dark souls 2 while she was sick. It's a bit of a dick move but I prefer her sick voice and demeanor

>>101151232
i already came and have to shower

>>101151260
Well then you don't get to be part of it

>>101150555
Since she started talking about things that piss her off earlier at least

i love esl moments

Chromues big pink butt on your lap

>>101151413
frishavocadoo

cum coating saru's throat

Is Grimmi still afraid of her own birthday?

>>101151494
If she is that's okay because she can shoot it in the genitals when it invades

What if Callie did a tomar impression and sang “the sun will come out tomar-row” and she started giggling uncontrollably and she was in a laughing fit for the rest of the stream

>>101151494
Yes, because I hit her any time she mentions it

why do i keep hearing liggers talk about mpreg

>>101151624
they are infertile frigid bitches and live vicariously through the idea that their man can be pregnant for them because they are desperate for children

>>101151650
But if their issue is that they're infertile men getting pregnant would mean they'd still have no babies anon...

It's too hot outside
We're going to kill the sun, I swear it.

stop liking evil women

>>101151727
all women are evil

>>101151143
I know you were right

>>101151733
No, my mom is a nice lady

>>101151772
okay hina

miimii!

>>101151011
Yeah, her friends, not that stupid bitch that treats her fans like dirt lmao

Hope both get buried

* Waddles into the corner *

* Just stares at you from the corner *

>>101151810
Hey babe... Waddle around here a lot?

*Rests shoulder on wall*

sniffa girlpits

Guys I kinda want to fuck fat vei

>>101151879
Sisters stay winning

>>101151780
I am NOT Hina! My feet are beautiful (for man feet)

>>101151879
It will just be Squ's ass.

>>101151868
I just wanna squeeze fat vei, she's adorable

how do i image hash search in warosu? i'm trying to find all the times this >>101150439 soundpost and i remember doing it once before but i can't quite make it work now

>>101151879
Honestly saru's discord is the best way to get 70 different types of HIV so it fits

>>101151879
If it's not two hot military guys making out I riot.

>>101151925
https://warosu.org/vt/image/12Y4p8i7Rr1QsAcAQIaN_g

>>101151892
getting rrrrrromanced by squ is just a human constant

>>101151011
>the worst person you know just made a great point

How is Chatty holding up after Lucy told them that she didn't find them attractive and never wanted to meet them?

>>101151949
She loves us!

>>101151977
They probably didn't catch that it was about them lmao

>boomer energy drink
What did Saru mean by that?

>>101151925
you click the archive -> image md5 button

>>101151995
She's RPing as a zoomer let her be

I want krum to sit on my lap

>>101152020
What if she sits on your lap and swings her legs and hums a song

>>101151958
It is

>>101151968
>>101151999
thx for that

>>101152020
I want to do the donuts filling maneuver on Krum

>>101152038
it's not a pride month thing she specifically said it wasn't homo because they have masks on
also did you just take a picture of your monitor with your phone

>>101152038
kek

>>101152062
Cope and also newfag

>>101152062
It's pride month, she loves the gays deal with it chud

>>101152035
rape

>monster boomer drink
>shrek look
>4koma emote
Why is Saru 4chan, from a decade ago, coding the emotes?

>>101152077
You made her cry and broke her heart anon

>>101152076
holy seethe

>>101152097
im sorry she needed correction

>>101152103
Keep coping buddy, make whatever headcannon you want if you say anything homophobic she'll ban you everywhere and then you'll know :)

>>101152138
now this is what I call a seethe post

>saru stopped drinking water and replaced it with gamersupps
Gee I wonder why she's still sick

>>101152163
gamersupps is water

>>101150488
there you go, the stream was from may 22, 2024
https://clips.twitch.tv/InexpensiveKathishWatermelonSmoocherZ-gLkX5LwXenlfrjiU
what a thing to do on the off day

>>101152163
Eat sugar

>>101150492
She was thinking about him when her bf was inside her

Saru likes the gays as long as it's hot guys making out while she watches from the cuck chair.

why are these retards unironically drinking gamersupps are they fucking dumb

>>101152202
She also wants to be double impregnated by both, not really cuck chair coded.

>>101152202
yeah, me

>>101152202
Viewer gangbang when

>>101152202
She also wants the femboys in her chat to be fucked by the masculine guys

Guys what if your oshi reached terminal velocity

And now sarus making a list of reasons not to kill herself

>>101152204
>it's bad because...I just said it is okay?!?! *chugs a mocha cappacino pumpkin spice frappucino vanilla ice cream latte and 5 colas*

>>101152271
Very lgtb coded

>>101152250
u-uwu..?

Damn this is kinda sad...

>>101152282
I only drink water and sugar

What I drink in a day
>1 coffee with 1 teaspoon shlugar
>2 cups of milk with some way
>soda water with a tiny bit of flavoring added
>a lot of water
>sometimes a little electrolytes

gamersupps literally killed a shondo fan so theyre okay with me

>>101152310
are you a bee

Lucy is very very cute and very very desirable! 100% real and true!

>>101152323
M-maybe

>>101152320
Too be fair they drank like 20 cups in a few hours, I don't now how many caffenes that is.

is Kuu going to cancel..

>>101152338
Only a Shondofag would be so retarded

>>101152319
What I drink in a day:

>30 bottles of pepsi

Molly would probably tell saru to die for being French

Saru is a woman loving dyke deal with it frogbros

>>101152320
No surprise, shonpedos are weak. 1600mg of caffeine would only kill an inferior male.

rape jokes aren’t funny

>>101151800
para is my personal lolcow

>>101152364
Based honestly french hatred is very valid.

>>101152370
*raps u*
hows that feel fembot? ;-)

>>101152369
So true, all these normies telling me to lay off the caffeine maybe YOU should up YOUR caffeine intake so you can be at my energy level

>>101152367
SaruGAY

>>101152367
Saru is a man loving fujo deal with it frogbros

>>101152369
It was a fat 40year old trucker

>>101152369
He was extremely fat

>>101152370
You can only get a rape joke if it's against your will.

who was the best ligger of 2022

>>101152319
I only do a couple cups of black coffee or tea and lemon water with added electrolytes and no sugars or replacements (except for whats in the lemon)

>>101152425
Forsen

>>101152425
You

>>101152416
>>101152415
So it was the strongest and best of the shonkeks, grim.

>>101152355
Based
>>101152319
>>101152430
Reddit posts

>>101152425
joe

lol some retard mentioned Saru's old face cam clips and got sniped instantly.

>>101152202
This but hot chicks instead
And I can fuck them afterwards

>>101152320
>>101152352
>>101152369
>>101152450
>shonschizo is having his daily melty
kek

>>101152467
>everyone is the same person
kek

>>101152425
this is a trick question because yu can't say vei or nyan

its 8 in the god damn morning you kansas city faggots, just stop arguing god damn it i just woke up

Someone uploaded one of those clips that get catboxed here now and then to YouTube and links it under every saru clip on YouTube

can women be funny

>>101152484
just because she's chinese doesn't mean she can't pronounce those names

>>101152494
Yeh

>>101152490
I bet it's the schizo from here and that's based

>>101152459
>Hey @Saruei you saw they are someone who post a clip of one your old facecam stream
He follows her channel since April 20th, 1 month sub, prolly gifted.

>>101152490
I feel like the resident judge dredd automod would catch that

>>101152490
Now that is some dedicated anti

>>101152504
No I didn't do anything

sarus mods are weird

>>101152481
you're not even trying to be less obvious
kek

I sometimes get the urge to chat then i read chat for 30 seconds and there are so many retards it kills all desire. I don't know how they put up with it

I am going to begin conducting retaliatory missile strikes on your position unless you post better

>>101152539
Agreed her whole chat is

>>101152544
you are literally schizophrenic

never seen a good post without an image attached
these hours are full of posts without images attached

>>101152490
I bet its fucking Darius, her former mod

its time for blue

>>101152564
AGAG

Saru's DMCA team has been lacking lately, Did they get drafted to the army to fight Pakistan?

>>101152562
>says the one who is actually schizophrenic
kek

>>101152494
Yes but its like athleticism where the top is all men

Can't believe saru managed to play the gane

japanese cat gura

>>101152568
I'm her former mod ama

>saru starts game
>it's loud

>>101152204
It’s really not that bad and if my oshi had a link I would buy it to support her because I love her.

>>101152601
She managed to launch the game on her dogshit PC.

>>101152494
Yes but not in the same way as men. Shondo, Chromue, Inis, Olivia, Nino are all really funny in girly ways.

>>101152623
why not just donate money to her

>>101152678
You don't get things from donating money to her

>>101152678
More gamersupps sales mean more merch through them which is a lot of exposure because gamersupps fanboys only watch people who have cups/flavors

>>101152539
In multiple ways too, they misunderstand a lot of shit and they're the most prolific chatters which is kinda weird for a mid 4view. Never bothered me though I just feel bad for them

Filian is a wonderful person who is worthy of love and support

>>101151989
But does she love us enough to not cheat on us?

>>101152689
Whos this cutie

is oli live today
thingkin about 'eepin

>>101152660
I like that png a lot you can see her ugly little rat feet.

>>101152698
They're the most active chatters because she only mods the most active chatters.

god i'm glad i dont watch saru

>>101152710
emma llama

>>101152685
you get her thanks and love

>>101152698
Honestly half of them look like they're new to the internet I hope it's just retard RP because if not lmao

>>101152710
bro that’s my signature post when I see a cute 2view being posted here give it back you thief

SARU I AM BEING RACIST OUTSIDE OF YOUR DISCORD :D

>>101152723
no

>>101152734
>And love

Anon...

I like when saru does cringe cat roleplay

>>101152678
I do both. But I do think about whether it’s better to just give monies or throne stuff for stream or do gift subs.

>>101152761
ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO :D:D:D:D

We lost another one

>>101152761
Why do you focus on the racism thing so much, she said you're going to get baneed for being an asshole, you can be a race realist all you want as long as you're not being as asshole and if you go around calling everyone racist you're also getting banned so rasism isn't an important part of it.

What if you slapped your oshis ass to surprise her and she just kinda went mmph and bit her bottom lip then stuck her ass out more while looking at you expectantly?

>>101152698
Spriggsy is very easy to trigger, you don't even have to say anything dumb. Just help Saru with the game (couple of weeks ago she btfo'd him when he started whining about backseating, even though she explicitly asked to backseat her throughout the game) or say a random objective fact about the game that she's currently playing and he will start raging.

>>101152804
caring about her discord he doesn't use has become his latest autistic fixation to fuel his schizo fantasies

>>101152804
>You can be a race realist

Anon have you even read the rules lmao

>>101152818
damn looks like I can have some fun with my alt heheheheh

>>101152823
Those rules were made with ghatgpt, saru hasn't even read them

my favorite thing about this thread is you can say anything about any vtuber or related to something that happened and people immediately assume you are some specific person

>>101152818
Mat gives me serious redditor midwit vibes, solwet feels like he's 3 and online, giorneau is like a tranny with a diva complex and I don't remember any other saru mods.

>>101152767
are you calling women liars?

>>101152846
Hi Theodore

>>101152834
[Suspicious user]

>>101152863
No I would never, all women are queens #believeallwomen

>>101152729
Thanks
>>101152748
Apologies ligga. I didnt know

i just assume everyone being racist here is that annoying finnish guy in para's discord

>>101152857
Her best mod is Calybane because he sticks to his own thing and in an unapologetic gooner but he's discord only

>I saw a movie~
>and there was a volcano~
>and the volcano went into a river~
>and there was a grandma~
I like when saru tells us a story like a 5 year old girl would tell her dad

>>101152904
Don't worry anon I don't join discords I only come here to bother you with isms

>>101152602
Whos this cutie

>>101152913
I can hear her from this post lol

>>101152898
If she breathes, SHE'S A THOOOOOT!

>>101152935
ALL WOMEN ARE QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS

*lights lightsaber*

>>101152798
>spic deported from vtubing
Good

>>101152926
nachoneko

I figured out my tipe, it's 30 year old women who act like theyre 8 years old and also has a lot of male hobbies.
Why's this so rare

my type is 4/10 mid white women
shondo please marry me

>>101152951
cool it with the racism pal

>>101152926
Gura's former model artist

>>101152857
I've blocked Giorneau on my account couple of years ago, so I don't see anything he says in the chat. Seems like he's still as obnoxious as ever.

>>101152962
Because usually people grow up and women tend to be womanly.

>>101152974
He's a lot better since he got a job and being a mod isn't his entire life anymore. I don't remember the last time he annoyed me

>>101152913
I like this because I was 5 when I saw that movie and that part gave me nightmares. I assume she's talking about Dantes Peak

>>101152974
I don't think that's ever changing, people who are faggots become gigafaggots when modded.

>>101152857
>solwet feels like he's 3 and online
he's like 19 year old (extremely hyperactive) kid, if I'm not mistaken

>>101153001
So I 100 percent clocked him lmao

(zach hadel goblin scream)
MOM! MOM GET IN HEAHH THEYRE ARGUIN' ABOUT SARUS MODS AGAAAAIN

>>101152962
we call those autistics round these parts

>>101153014
MY FREAKING PEANUT WENT SOUR THE MODS MADE MY PEANUTS GO SOUR I'M FREAKING PISSED

Why does saru have so many mods? Is she one of those women that create a harem of men they can manipulate?

>>101153042
Because at one point none of her mods were in streams and she had to get extras and now there all there

>>101153042
I mean Saru declared jihad on all the naughty boy posts outside her community so even with all those mods she'd still fall short. Also that thing she does where they're mods but they can't ban people is the weirdest fucking thing ever like why bother what can you even do as a janny with no broom

>>101153059
Pretty sure this one is correct

The only good thing about Saru's mods is that she will never fuck them.

>>101153082
Fair enough kek

>>101153042
Tbf she has a big chat with a lot of normies coming in from her cosplay, porn and general tactical vibe so she probably likes having a visible bouncer presence. Never seen a vtuber get so many divorced dads trying out pickup lines

What is Sarueis stance on the Ikea question

>>101153082
some of them too young for that kek

Sbinins playinv that ass game with a eye tricker

>>101153104
She's autistic so I feel she's pro ikea. Now in the ikea vs grocery store debate we could spend days hypothesizing

>>101152904
nah that guy seems like a 21 year old trying to be edgy because he grew up on sam hyde videos, our racists are the type who write paragraphs in Leaflits chat about the failures of Modern Women

>>101152976
I act like a 16 year old boy

I don’t like that para is cute it makes me think of her as a girl

>>101153187
We're stunted too anon...

>>101153165
kek true

I don't like him but ikea is a good date idea as long as you didn't drive too far then it's kind of weird

Saruei has nice hips but she needs to work on her butt. Some squats would be good for her.

>>101153214
it's genetics

>>101153214
She's doing cardio to shape her butt

>>101153214
I've never seen her ass in a video only photoshoped so i will withhold judgement

>>101153239
The solomon of anons has spoken

>>101153214
Hips made for child bearing

I didn't fap or watch porn for a week and it was a nice week, had a lot more free time, then I fapped and since then did it 3 times each day.

>>101153280
I'm still unfapped it's my 2nd week. But I'm not doing it as a challenge or anything I just haven't felt like I needed it.

Saru should do a thing on fansly where you pay $100 and then get a 1h RP session with her, if you bore her or creep her out you get kicked out no refunds.

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)

>>101153327
This but IRL sexo

i hate /lig/
he should die

>>101153354
No he's a cool guy he keeps me company

>>101153327
It would need to be 1000

>>101153372
It would need to be 1 dollar

Womp womp

>>101153354
https://vocaroo.com/12cP1tJJyi94

>>101153412
H O M P

Would you tattoo your oshi on your chest

>>101153442
Fuck no

>>101153442
No, she told us she doesn't want us to get tattoos of her

>>101153450
What if she kissed your cheek afterwards if you did?

>>101153442
I already have ParaEgg tatooed on mine.

>>101153463
She changed her mind she loves them now

>>101153465
Good anon

>>101153442
Holy shit no

>>101153442
she doesn't like tattoos and neither do I

>>101153464
Well that changes everything
My answer is still no

>>101153442
hell no

>>101153501
I can't believe you hate your oshi and you wanna kill her

Shondo and riris cutiemarks in his bio, but uncovered wrists and wrong tag...
https://x.com/_Dan__Art_/status/1933523501073207669

If you wouldn't tattoo your oshi's face on your chest with "mother's love" below you ain't a real fan.

Would you flip a coin 50% chance you get to fuck your oshi 50% chance krimbo gets to fuck you in the ass, would you do it?

>>101153465
I would get para egg on my ankle or ass cheek

>>101153546
how big is krimbos dick

>>101153556
paraegg trampstamp

>>101153442
No I don't want any tattoos.

>>101153581
God that look sad

>>101153581
I was just thinking about getting some lucky charms yesterday

>>101153581
Tradwife

I had this idea to tattoo a ring on my ring finger that's decorated with my oshies symbols and show her at a meet and greet

>>101153581
poor husband

>>101153523
Oh god shondos gonna have to see that kek

Snuffy in 8 hours

>>101153581
carb wrapped eggs, carbs with milk, and a glass of carb juice

>>101153607
This but on your butthole and show it to your oshi

>>101153581
Jonny what's wrong, you've haven't touched your candy cerial, singular egg, and flat mini wrap (2 overlapped so you can't pick it up without spilling)

>>101153617
Protein powdershaped pancakes dipped in protein shake and drinking trenbolone out of a glass

JASON

>>101153571
a trampstamp on paraegg

>>101153610
She might have the nsfw filter active on twitter.

>>101153599
Kek

Some days I'm really glad I stil live with my mom and can eat real food instead of having gone the normie route of getting a gf who can't cook

>>101153653
why would you drink a toblerone

>>101153667
NOOOOOOOOOO

>>101153683
The gains

>>101153679
Same, I love eating my mom's meals instead of just heating up canned soup or whatever shit I make.

post an interesting fact about your oshi without saying who it is

>>101153679
Just have a gf and live together with your mother

>>101153718
she has a really long tongue

>>101153581
Should have just went the breakfast burrito route

>>101153720
The dream... A gf that would actually learn cooking from your mom too.

>>101153718
She used to say she has DID and you can see she switches personalities a lot on stream

what if your oshi wanted you to pick a show to watch on the couch together but she rejected your first 10 choices because they’re not the right vibe

>>101153718
her vagina can stretch to accommodate very large insertions

>>101153720
What kind of woman would want that?

>>101153718
she doesnt have a boyfriend

>>101153720
no woman would accept that. it's the ultimate ick

>>101153744
Just give her the remote and give up

>>101153685
She's been through a lot but is still the same egg as before

WOOOO I open Oli's stream and I am immediately happy!

>>101153769
Actually false my cousin and his gf lived with my aunt for a long while. They even got married and now they have like 3 kids.

>>101153718
She's a buttslut

>>101153793
What does your cousin do for a living?

>>101153746
babis come out of there

>>101153793
your cousin has a huge cock

>>101153746
FallenShadow?

>>101153718
she did a painting stream the other day following along with bob ross

>>101153814
Her when I pull down my panse

>>101153793
>like 3 kids
2 + 1 on the way or what's the situation there?

>>101153802
He was your average min-wage worker in that era and nowadays I think he got some job at the townhall at the village where he lives but I'm not sure what it is, it is permanent and seems to pay okay because he's utterly shit at handling money (his wife too)

>>101153744
>"thats fine babe i follow like 50 indie vtubers or we can see who's streaming right now in hololive or finish one of these vods from last night"
>her face when she realizes i basically only watch vtubers and the occasional movie but never TV shows

>>101153813
No idea honestly lmao

>>101153838
I think they got a 3rd on the way but not sure I don't talk to him that much it's one of those cousins that you see at family reunions but you forget they exist half the time.

>>101153829
hmm very mysterious

>>101153844
was your cousin tall and big dick

>>101153744
Beat her and use her pussy then push her to the floor and put on the show i want to watch anyways

>>101153882
it wasn't krumroll

>>101153885
Shorter than me dunno his paynis. His wife was a sweetheart though, still is. It's probably one of those one in a million scenarios but like you know, it can happen.

*hits bat*

>>101153845
>her face when she realizes you watch vtubers other than her

>>101153945
*Gets batty*

>>101153929
weird thing you mention her out of the blue but ok

>>101153652
>flat mini wrap
>has never heard of a tortilla

>>101153768
false

>>101153744
invite Tyrone over to sub in

>>101153782
H-hey paraegg long time no see, haven't seen you since highschool! *visibly uncomfortable*

Thinned out my ligger follow list and now I feel much better

>>101153744
we're watching kung-fu panda for the tenth time then

>>101154007
at least they brought someone, better than the literal 1view raiders

>>101153744
I am giving her an ultimatum: planet earth or the office

I hope Layna injures herself

>>101154113
if she is fat

>meat is normal
BBC is normal to Oli

Saru I just got food so you can take a break

Expectations for any special Friday the 13th streams?

>>101154130
I'm sorry but I can't I'm a slut for far cries

>>101154138
none

>oli's chair is COMPLETELY SOAKED right now
>it's SO wet

>badman and badwoman
Saru has a type

>>101154160
Oli should stream naked to reduce the impact of this problem

>>101154138
I'm banned from most /lig/ chubbas.

>>101154160
>this is what you guys do to me

>>101154138
I expect SmugAlana to go live and react to Iran getting bombed

>>101154138
if Alice doesn't stream today it's over

>>101154188
What did you do?

a schizo replied to me I think I need a shower

>>101154225
nta but the guy is probably a piece of shit if that's true

>According to Oli Faang is a massive secret freak
>called her a Mary Magdelene
she's a hoe lol

>>101154225
if an any ligga randomly and unprompted complains about having been banned, it's rebel. he's banned for being retarded. in some cases he's sent rape and death threats.

>>101153442
I love my oshi but I don't think I'd ever do that.

>>101154171
Good guys never win.

>>101154225
I cry bullied meat. Before that I discovered Nina, shilled her, and bailed. Before that I was a CIA man working in a arms factory, and breeding center in ARK for assumably Hydra on stream so I got somewhat of a following of haters.

>>101154266
Shondo's a gurofag and rapefag, does Oli just not know lol

>>101154127
oli is a saint, go back

>>101154171
>>101154258
I'm working on a plan, to become bad man but I'm still analizing popular bad men to see what the most important properties are to replicate

what if you finished jerking off to your fucked up doujins and as you got out of your gamer chair to wash your hands your eyes glanced to the corner of the ceiling where a single bug was staring at you like this

>>101154285
shon is on top of the barbie food chain and vivi at the bottom. this is about power dynamics not accuracy

>>101154312
I already have this but with my shumo. I keep forgetting it's there.

Bat mentioned wooooo

I just pulled bat out of my ass.

bat just flew over my house

>>101154171
Yeah her old bf's type kek

>Oli castrates vagueposters
based?

>Callie would harm a man to take care of him and nurse him back to health
Looks like Nina's got competition.

>>101154249
She didn't say any of that

>>101154423
you don't even have the stream open, go back

>>101154258
Sans was a good guy

>>101154420
Munchausen olympics

Juniper Actias shot a venomous spine from her mouth, striking me in the shoulder

>>101154311
It's very simple actually, be tall, don't be a pussy.

i dont think i should chat in oli's stream anymore
she's actually checking everything else that i do...

>>101154311
Be handsome and tall are the most important

Oli needs a tier list template, someone send her the /lig/ one.

>>101153581
I'll accept you eggs with ketchup (used to eat them as kid), but please don't put cheese on them.

>>101154474
Just be normal and she won't audit you

>>101154420
need art of nina and callie pushing a guy into traffic and then grinding on his bandaged broken body in naked aprons

>>101154474
I haven't typed in chat for months and she doesn't care about me, this is the ideal streamer-fan relationship

Saru's sweaty pussy lips, imagine the fragrance.

>>101154500
Pros: Expectations clear, never can go wrong if something makes you upset you're not attached and can leave.

Cons: You can't daydream about the scenario where she falls madly in love with you because you clearly know there is 0 chances literally

Hmm... Sorry anon, I think I'll just post "I love you <3" again

>>101154504
Snails, garlic and a tang of acidic gamersups

my bees are collecting hella pollen :)

>>101154546
>Cons: Can't daydream
That's where you're wrong buddy, my imagination knows no bounds.

>>101154571
Tell me it doesn't break immersion to be a lurker and I know you're lying cause I am too kek

>>101154570
You're welcome :3

>>101154586
The real Con is that I can't suggest my autistic hobbies to her like everyone else does

>>101152498
I want a 10 hour video of YUY laughing

>>101154561
Her braps also smell like this btw

>tfw your modest asmr oshi turns into a titty monster
ashie btw

People getting excited for shit like getting to pay for a Golden kappa is when I realy feel like I don't belong in the community

>>101154647
Shondo should desu

>>101154614
I don't think I have any unique hobbies desu The most autistic thing I do is tabletop gaymin but it's not that out there. I just feel weird talking to chuubas, it feels like I'm doing a malkavian talking to the tv.

>>101154659
Kek that's a good comparison. /lig/ is just the Malk madness network.

>>101154652
you dont
time to leave permanently

So if Vei is to be believed (lol) she'll be going live today.

>>101154673
>Hello woman on the tv... You look funny today :)

>>101154234
that’s my oshi, essie!

>>101154684
remember rules 1 and 2

SEX

>>101154647
It's an asset model, not her real one. Post hers so we can compare.

>>101154760
Do not talk about the liggie

>Oli's parents think her chatters are UAB&
lol how are Olimpians coping

>>101154795
Slurping my juicebox rn fuck them they don't know SHIT about me >:(

>>101154795
What does that mean?

>>101154795
speak english retard

>>101154795
Her mom saw them at the meet and greet and say she was surprised they were adults and "normal looking"

>>101154823
They think they're underage/retardbabby

>>101154779
he's retarded
she had a rack this entire time it just wasn't that big. at work so I can't post any images right now

>>101154833
I guess even Oli's boomer mom can pick up on incel typing styles

>>101154486
Insane take

>>101154885
You're in here with us anon, join us in mental illness a covenant thicker than blood

>>101154833
to her defense when you see pics from average vtuber meet ups you get the idea average fan is rather overweight

How can I get a vtuber to be more parasocial?

>olis dad wants her to post pics of her shoes and let chat pick out what shoes she should wear
>olis dad wants to hold raffles to let 1 chatter go on a date with oli
>Olis dad wants Oli to hold hangouts where chat can hang out with olis family
How is olis dad better at thinking up GFE stuff than half the GFE tubers

>>101154924
his sons must be incels and he is trying to save the line
i volunteer, olidad

>>101154885
You add the cheese while cooking the eggs, not after.

>>101154924
He is the GFE now

>>101154934
nah Oli's family is all Chad/Stacy, her brothers are all married with kids by now

>>101154924
Meanwhile her mom says Oli should date a chatter and if she doesn't like him dump him and pick the next one till she finds the perfect one. Olis dad is so wholesome and her mom's, not.

>>101154965
Lmao speedrun chat

Why doesn't she already have a boyfriend or husband?

>>101154287
Saint my ass, before her new persona she was open about having been all the way around the block

>>101154938
The cheese is necesarry if you're doing any kind of breakfast taco otherwise the filling falls out

>>101154996
No one wants to deal with that shit every day

>>101154924
>wanted to have a big groupchat for sports talk or a fantasy league
>Oli said no.
Mr. Monroe is a classic gigachad bro
>>101154861
>>101154833
Just bc someone is terrible w women doesn’t automatically make them some kind of fucked up freak.
>>101154838
damn they’re good. I AM retarded.

i do

>>101155024
I don't watch her. What do you mean?

>>101154996
lol lmao

>>101154920
Be super nice to her for a few weeks then ghost her for a few days

olivia definitely doesnt have a bf/husband

>>101155027
>Just bc someone is terrible w women doesn’t automatically make them some kind of fucked up freak.

I mean something's clearly wrong the reason can vary though. Sometimes it's a normal reason others is just quasimodo.

>>101155044
Shes very high maintenance

oli is single but she fucks 3-5 strangers every week

>>101155067
she does
its me

>>101155079
all me

I'm glad I'm not a woman, or this >>101154284
post probably would attract a lot of goslings.

>>101154920
Be 6'2 with an 8 inch dick, handsome and muscular, stretch her out and watch as she doubles down on GFE to compensate

>>101155111
love that bitch

Oli believes in a ton of schizophrenic time travel conspiracies like that the Vatican has secret infinite energy and time travel devices

>>101155153
JOHN TITOR WAS REAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

also love that for her, need more chuubas that are schizo like me

>>101155153
theyre all true

>>101155002
lol as if

Why don't you guys talk about me anymore?

>>101155153
The Vatican doesn't have a time machine, they have a device that can view the past. It's the most likely one since it doesn't violate causality. The only time travelling experiments that I'd say are real are from the Montauk Project

>>101154945
Most of them don't even have girlfriends
They're all shut-in nerds except for that one that's a bodybuilder

>Olivia watched Bedtime/Wartime Stories
Thats my assumption anyway

>>101155205
Inis I try my best to talk about you but I’m not getting a whole lot of traction. You’re still very nice and an entertaining streamer.

>>101155205
Hi rebel?

my life if i was an autistic girl instead of autistic male

Remember old oli when she did that stream where the entire stream was just her telling us about the date she had and the background was just big letters saying
>I went on a date AMA

>>101155205
You need to post nudes

>>101155223
Time travelling is dimension hopping you don't violate causality regardless.

>>101155205
what if your oshi was being severely harrassed by your doppelganger and everyone thought it was you

>>101155205
STFU!! You're not real!!

seth, shouldn't you be worrying more about iran and less about vtubers

>>101155249
kek
Is that your idea of all the way around the block

>>101155205
fuck off kana

>>101155299
be nise, she's mentally ill

Remember how she talked about getting fucked hard by a giant German Chad masseur on recommendation from her friend

>>101155223
>Montauk Project
is that the sleep experiment or the one where they rape a child?

>>101155205
I still love you, I always have

look, im asking for is to be kidnapped and raped endlessly by kuu
is that so much to ask

>>101155320
Its the one where they teleported an entire ship

>>101155357
No, you should ask for more, since its not going to happen anyway, just fantasymaxx

I don't trust a word Layna says any more

>>101155244
inis still has me banned because of her gay mods

OLIVIA CALLED LYRA LOW TIER
ILL KILL THIS STUPID PINK BITCH!!!

>>101155357
Well yeah, obviously. First she has to buy the drugs, then the rope, then get you and drag you all the way to her vehicle. It's a lot. Nevermind on the rape part with the sex dungeon costs in this economy.

>oli thinks shes a weird quirky girl and not a normie.
stupid cunt

>>101155376
thats the philadelphia experiment

>>101155376
and never could do it again for some reason

>>101155459
They have you just don't notice it anymore because they perfected it

what would you do to your oshi if you could teleport

say if I wanted to bake, how the heck do I even check the numbers for today? I watch none of those massive indies

>>101155387
You deserved it for posting about her feet all the time and saying she should start an onlyfans

>>101155492
just leave them out. fuck numberfags

>>101155492
just dont include the numbers and watch people freak out. easy.

>>101155504
based

>>101155491
snap her bra strap or flick her earlobe.

>>101155504
>>101155516
that's the easy way out and I dislike numbers but it's tradition and it needs to be there, old generals had it

>>101154504
imagine the aids

>I want to take a really long train ride and pretend I'm an heiress taking a trip to the 1800's Chicago Worlds Faire
I want to marvel at this new fangled telephone thing with Bodega and then cause a scandal by holding her hand out of wedlock

>>101155491
Dates everyday

can someone tell me when bat will be @ videogames

>>101155536
Just use the ones in this thread people really don’t care that much

>>101155491
tighten every single jar in her house

>>101155205
you are dead YUY_IX

>>101155549
would she like to go on a working steam locomotive with me

>>101155560
if bat is ever not at videogames she spontaneously combusts

bros I fucking can't take it anymore, rainhoe is too cute with her new face tracking
I want to be her pathetic dog and serve her everyday

>>101155682
Woah her model is almost as expressive as her v1 model was?

It obviously wasn't going to be her but strike one off the list

Olivia hates tomboys

>>101155560
>>101155611
is batatvideogames the most stupid ligger name channel?

oli being a pg13 streamer just has to pretend the girls dont have dumptruck asses and mega milkers

>>101155736
I do not like her she is a grifter
>how
literally doesn't stream

>>101155736
its Ray

>>101155760
FallenShadow is much worse. Legit a 14 year old edgelord's pick. Belongs on XBox Live more than it does a VTuber

>>101155682
Would be better if she brought back this outfit for her current model

>>101155682
would be better if she removed the shirt

>>101155790
What’s YOUR username buddy

>>101155760
fefe is close competition since her name is based off of a trump tweet from nearly a decade ago

>>101155816
I'm not a VTuber

>>101155816
chatteratvideogames

>>101155790
That’s because she made when she was like 14

>>101155736
since when is lyra 3am

>>101155911
like uh

8 months i think

>>101155790
iron mouse is worse
like what the fuck

>>101155923
I totally missed it

>>101155816
CockenToter3000

Slurp slurp, liggerman~

how can a bat be at video games???

Guys what if I rubbed my belly winked at my oshi and said "all yours baby"

Good night saru. Thanks for streaming even if you're still sick. this is why I hate cons, it's been 2 weeks and it's still effecting streams.

I'm looking forward to an asmr stream soon, just today I was thinking I hope you'll do one or a date stream again soon and then you mentioned it. Will it be twitch or fansly? WHAT IF you do one where you start on twitch for 2h and then switch to fansly for another hour?

Good night Rael. Hope you feel better.

Good night lig.

PS If you start at 4pm it would work, but later than that and it's going to get too late for me

>>101155816
the_smasher

>>101155816
ShondosSmallestSoldier

>>101156018
Frogbro's back he's not killing himself anymore.

>>101155816
If I tell you, you'll stalk me, no way fag

>>101156018
Goodnight frogbro

>>101155816
DaRealestInDaGame2

>>101155953
something to do with blood and something to do with offspring

more like brap at videogames because she STINKS

Page 10 at videogames?

>>101156098
bat at page 10

Who forgot to wash they dick before getting throated by Miwa?

>>101156119
I'm sorry man I didn't expect it to happen went all smegmo'd up

>>101155863
just something about her voice that's very pleasing... it's a little raspy, but a good kind of raspy like a tomboy even though she's not

>>101156018
glad you're back frogbro, sleep well

[Good News] The diet is working and I can wear the large t-shirt I got given as a gift almost a year ago without it crushing me

Given enough time I'll be able to go to cons without looking like a total freak, maybe.

Who bakes?

What the FUCK is going on with that burger on the left

>>101156211
the baker

>>101156195
gj. i lost 50kg but my life still sucks

>>101156212
They poured aids mayonnaise

>>101156214
>>101156214
>>101156214