A thread dedicated to our shortstack lewd maid.

https://menacemamaki.carrd.co/

Previous thread: >>101099142

Still waiting for someone to sell me on her content other than the porn

good evening i love menis

>>101163301
There's really no other reason to watch her if you're not jacking off
sad but trve

Here ASMR is top tier, she's easily one of the best EN only ASMR artists. Her gaming streams are fun if you like watching a dork get scared and scream. He non horror game streams are really fun, it's a shame she doesn't do many. I wish she did more witcher 3...

Wife

>>101163301
Her taste in games is shit and every stream on Patreon is getting uploaded to YouTube eventually so really maidsly is all that’s worth it.

Post workout horniness was too much to handle. Had to watch the hand cam stream again and bust a massive nut. Now to listen to her asmr for the pillow talk/aftercare.

>>101161505
I wouldn't have gone to offkai this year even if I knew for sure she had a meet and greet in advance. I didn't have the spare cash this year unfortunately.
If she does recognize us though she wouldn't admit it since that would just cause people to schizo. But the thought is nice.

>>101163301
If you were actually interested you could just check out any of her YouTube ASMR yourself.

>>101164025
Last year she recognized a lot of fans just based off looks and how they carried themselves so I'm sure she won't mind admitting she recognizes our voices too.

>>101163904
>I wish she did more witcher 3
W3 is ASS don't @ me

>>101163301
Her ASMR is pretty damn good, and she usually prioritizes audio quality over anything else. Plenty of GFE vibes if you're looking for that as well.
Her Twitch has gaming but it's a lot of Unreal 5 slop and Bitcoin miner horror games.
Fansly doesnt really need an explanation.

I watch her cause she makes me smile like an idiot when she says dorky shit that I don't really understand.

>>101164135
If that's the case you're probably right. im sure people will still schizo but that's normal.

i ended up trying the solace pro and it honestly feels way too good and i'm suddenly unsure of how any of this content will work

>>101164226
I liked wathcing her explore, do quests, and react to the story.

>>101164415
Finishing early is precisely what she wants from me so I'm on board with it. Though the other anons have said you can train yourself to last longer.

I'm not allowed to @ him but SOMEONE in this thread is very based and totally right

>>101164135
>Last year she recognized a lot of fans just based off looks and how they carried themselves
how the hell is that even possible?

>>101164551
only partly, she also wants us to feel the music with her and stuff and that's not going to be possible unless you're a pornstar or something

>>101164563
There's a certain air of desperation that is very uniquely recognizable

>>101164563
>>101164135
She's embellishing that story according to the people that were there. You don't have to be so serious about everything she says

>>101163301
If you don't get the appeal you shouldn't be here bruv. Methinks you're the resident schizo.

>>101164605
She doesn't really understand men all that well but that's okay. I don't understand myself all that well either so I'm learning with her.

>>101164680
that's fair. either way i'm looking forward to everything. even if i cum early she'll still be the one making me cum

>>101164605
Imagine another lewd karaoke where she controls our orgasms with the power of her voice holy shit I need this.

>>101165011
>menace starts belting
>the solace starts stroking at 300 strokes per minute

I am home from work and I survived the allergic reaction. How we doing this evening?
Also my solace arrived but I can't get a picture of it till my housemates fuck off and find an open space.

Fell asleep to the secret kissing asmr over an hour ago and woke up just after she makes a tweet. It's scary how things line up sometimes.

back to basics tonite chaps

>>101163301
too late for that, she had good content as Coni but now porn is her only appeal, she had shit taste in games back then too but her personality made up for it, now her personality is just porn/gfe

>>101163301
https://www.youtube.com/@menmakii
She has vods, just check some out if you actually are interested

It's kinda nice seeing everyone excited for offkai. I hope I'll get an opportunity to hang out with kinekos at a con too at some point.

>>101167282
Keep seething, faggot

HOLX FUKMCEHCK MAIDSLY OMGM""""""!!!!!!!!

Anon you aren't fooling anyone

>>101167826
I'm happy for everyone going. Most Kinekos I've interacted with were decent folks. I'm sure I would enjoy meeting them as well. I'd even buy em lunch if they'd let me.

Her PC arrives tomorrow holy shit we're so back

>>101170890
nice

>>101163301
She gets immersed in games a lot while she constantly goes into tangents that are both interesting and ridiculuous. It's honestly impressive how she keeps that balance and makes her streams very engaging, specially if you partake in chatting. The porn, the after care and positive affirmations are her forte still but no reason not to enjoy the whole package. I know you must be baiting but if there's other lurkers who genuinely want to know about the Menace experience, there you go.

>>101170890
Just in time for her other persona anniv too. Expect to see her tomorrow.

>>101171084
She also said sunday might be the earlierst due to setup and other stuff.

finally almost over bros rejoice

Wheres gosling anon I need to make sure hes okay.

Finally this drought of gaming and asmr will end. God bless.

>>101167921
He's right though, you getting so defensive only proves his point, no point in watching her if not for the porn nowdays

I think its a bit reductive to say shes only good for porn. Most people already have a chuuba for ASMR or GFE or gaming so each anon would need to make the comparison.
Hell I wasn't even aware of maidsly when I started watching her and I felt like I got my moneys worth and then some. Maidsly is obviously a massive bonus though.

finally some good fucking news jesus christ.

maidsly

>>101172884

>>101173019

I think you anons just need a bookmarked tab for maidsly like I do. Or just check your phone notifications.

>>101172300
I'm a new viewer to her, been going over some of her ASMR streams and from what I can tell she does some stuff I like a fair bit. Has she mentioned what her favorite triggers are?

>>101173388
Same here in that regard but Im actually a bit too new to answer this myself anon, sorry. I know for a fact we have some older kinekos here who might be able to answer you though.

I hope that anon who starts his work week tomorrow is doing okay

Im dreading seeing the "leaker anon" claims because he predicted that shit perfectly. But I'm sure he will be okay. Sad, but okay.

>>101174536
What did he predict?

>>101174700
unless we're referring to another worker anon, this one >>101146228

>>101174754
Godspeed anon, he died for us.

>>101174754
nah i forbade him from dying he's fine

>>101174813
Hopefully he listened when we said no. Some of us kinekos are rebellious little shits. we love em all the same though.

We can finally cum together again

Maidsly stream tomorrow please

I'm secretly hoping she waits until Sunday and goes super heavy on the daddy talk

Lovense stuff soon!

She must be hurtin' for a squirtin'

>>101174754
unfortunately still alive and no not that one 'leaker' fag
totally called it though

>>101176086
well I am glad you are still alive anon, hope you keep living. fucking kudos to you for the hard read though.

Almost 600 Maidsly subscribers

The coni graduation buff is strong. Pretty sure we gained 150 new members since.

>>101177157
Maidsly might get more ccv than her normals streams. sad.

>>101177227
108 people said yes in the poll which is 19% of the vote

>>101177303
Her normal streams get around 200-300.

There will always be a percentage p of people that don't interact even when they're subscribed. Whatever the official number on the poll is, actual count will be a bit higher still.

>>101177303
gotta wait for a maidsly stream to know for sure. Only the handcams and public streams hit 300 prior to now. We usually got 200 on maidsly sometimes give or take 20 viewers.

>>101177331
Haven't checked it since I voted to be fair.

there's some ungodly sloppa of the maid in the liggy.

>>101177451
Time to brave lig for the first time in ages I guess.

ITS NOT WORTH IT DO NOT CHECK THE SLOPPA.

>>101177451
It would have been preferable if you had kept that information to yourself.

>>101175804
Good thing I've started my sex stamina training with my solace pro

Looks like it just got deleted too. Thank fucking christ.

god i love the internet what a time to be alive

Now I wonder if our resident sloppa anon has any more.

How's the Max 2 feel? I have one but I've only used my solace pro so far.

>>101178148
plot twist: he's the scatmancer

>>101178494
I would be devastated if this was the case.

>>101177157
$4,544 a month after the 20% Fansly cut. She desevers all of the support!

>>101178660
Theres also taxes to account for and theres only 9 states in the US that don't have income tax but yes she absolutely deserves it.

Tourist here. For the ones who have access to Menace's fansly, what color are her nipples. This is important

>>101178756
Fuck off SEAnigger.

>>101178756
She hasn't show bare nipples or pussy and likely wont do so for a long time if ever. If we find out the color will inevitably end up here though.

>>101178802
Damn, not even a peak of the areolas? Usually you can deduce the nipple color from the areola

in my mind it's pinkest of pinks.
also i feel like there was a hexcode but i might be tripping, i can't remember anything for shit anymore.

>>101178958
She has been careful not to show us anything she does not explicitly want us to see. We've gotten some sideboob or cleavage but no nips. Ironically we've seen more of her vag than her boobs.

That said, just sign up for the fansly bro. its worth the price.

How much longer do we have to wait for her to show us a full view if her tits? Maybe she'll start off with wearing pasties?

How much longer do we have to wait for her to show us a full view of her tits? Maybe she'll start off with wearing heart shaped pasties? I really want to see her ass too, especially after seeing her buttfang in that DM.

>>101179149
bare tits is a maybe-never kind of deal. A lingerie ass pic is possible though.

Anons, I know I said I would wait but I don't think I'm strong enough. I need to know if this was worth it..

>>101179324
You already waited this long... Its just another day or two maybe...

>>101179324
give in anon, you know you want to feel the best you've ever felt jacking off.

>>101179324
Get that sex stamina training in, bro. You need to train yourself to last longer.

>>101179354
>>101179382
Literally the devil and angel on my shoulders. I should still double check the charge and any damage. They crushed the fuck out of my extra sleeve box.

>>101179422
just have a feel inside the sleeve with your fingers. Once you feel all those bumps, ridges, and rough spots on the inside you'll want to stick your dick in it. I'm talking from first hand experience.

I wake up to the news that my catmaidimoutowife is probably getting her pc today. It's been nice getting a more normal sleep schedule but I can't wait for her to start streaming again. This news is going to make working on a Saturday a lot easier.

>>101179421
Truer words have never been spoken to me.

>>101179481
I believe it. Same with the other anons who have tried out theirs and posted reviews.

>>101179324
You need to try it once so you know how to set it up and how to use it etc. Took me a while to find an angle that works. You also need to download apps.

-16

Finally, we can feel good together again and release all of our stress. It's been much too long.

i thought i was tweaking for a second because this thread look exactly the same as the last one like every post too

>>101181755
That's just what GFE schizophrenia looks like.

Getting massive brainworms because I just realized that the man of her dreams is someone like Sam Hyde

What's the difference between her Fansly and Patreon ? Thanks

>>101183261
Fansly is R18 content

>>101182011
Is she into guys who bloatmax? I figure she’d like the twink otter mode guys.

>>101182011
>>101183568
i know youre just here to jerk off to her but can you please watch a few streams aswell?

Good thing I’m called Sam and I want to hide my cock inside her.

>>101183602
Want to enlighten us then?

>>101183758

guess her pc is back
poggers

>>101185082
How do you know that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeGjqLWSaN0
menace look at this

Should I keep buying the lube from Lovense?

>>101185561
yeah lovense has lube drm your solace pro wont work with any other lube

>>101185447
I wonder how expensive extra virgin olive oil is in burgerland
Apparently only California produces it

>>101185561
Yeah so you can use her affiliate code when you buy it

>>101185561
Its only been a few weeks youre not out of lube already are you?

>>101187269
No. Just asking ahead of time.

Morning Kinekos, how we feeling today?

>>101189426
Anxious about her streaming because she’s been away so long mixed with the usual anxiety of not having a set schedule for her streams. I’m sorry I’m autistic, Menace. But having no set plan really does set me off.

>>101189673
Its okay anon I also suffer from autistic rigidity. Im sure she would understand.

Menace pushing solace pro to the limit and ripping my dick off

>>101189426
Excited for her return, wondering if she will jump right into Labyrinth Of The Demon King or if she has other games in mind for her first stream back.

>>101189959
300 strokes per minute

>>101190003
I'm a bit scared after testing it at max speed to see how loud it gets, and watching my sturdy desk wobble

>>101189994
Im thinking she will probably do ASMR first actually. But if its games probably labyriinth, shes been waiting to play that for weeks now.

>>101190087
300 Spm is alot anon, I don't think it will be at max speed for long periods. maybe in bursts sure.

>>101190087
How can it wobble? The stroker isn't attached to the desk mount

>>101178148
I posted a few more to the same link, a little more tame this time around.
https://catbox.moe/c/apn9bp
>>101178494
I should kill you for even suggesting this! Subject matter aside it was well made slop. I'm more concerned that there is a Kineko among us who is into that...

>>101190367
wdym how? first law of thermodynamics applied to kinetic energy
admittedly most of the visible wobble comes from the monitor arms but still, this thing is pretty powerful at max speed and depth

>>101190613
Thank you once again for your contributions sloppa anon

Menace should partner up with gatorade and release a squirt-flavored isotonic. Perfect hydration for gooners

>>101191232
Ill keep uploading more to it periodically, and start a Mamaki catbox soonTM. But for now I'm working on gyaru Alchemilla

>>101189426
Feeling good. High chance we will hear the clown with her friends later and our dear maido should be back proper tomorrow!

>>101191268
>working
come on now

>>101163301
Don't bother dude. Just filter Menace OPs

>>101191524
Genning, slopping, cooking, prompting, pick your verbiage of choice I know I'm not a real artist and am not pretending to be one. I make slop because I'm horny and don't feel like waiting a month for a picture.

>>101191268
I look forward to the result then. Sloppa for the sake of sloppa is A-ok in my book.

>>101190613
>>101191268
Sir, she has too many toes

dreamt of menis' cute little feets last night. today's gonna be awesome and epic

>>101192924
Why is today gonna be awesome and epic?

>>101193948
idk i thought it could be a sign of good things to come but not 30 minutes later i threw my back out because i fucking sneezed. don't get old

>>101194601
Anon Im late twenties and I have had this happen twice in 8 months. what defines old these days.

Am I a bad kineko for not really enjoying the endless collabs? I respect that she loves her friends and I'll never say anything against them, I just prefer my Menace solo.

>>101194811
She almost never collabs, what are you talking about

>>101194811
I'm the same way, I rarely enjoy collabs. I'd much prefer solo streams but it's nice to see her having a good time with her friends at least.

You realize she wouldn't have streamed today regardless? You're complaining about an extra stream lol

huh menasu is part of a collab? what channel?

>>101194945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH-qWWZCerk

>>101194962
oh its for the corpo
i sleep

I don't like collabs because Menace doesn't interact with chat and I watch her for attention and to incread me self esteem from being noticed and replied to.

>>101194962
I watch for Chapi

>>101195172
Based, really glad she seems to be recovering well.

>>101195312
sad that she's coming back to an imploded corp, but yeah

Been throwing up while I watch the collab, think i got food poisoning from lunch. I pray I'm not going to be sick incase Menace does stream tomorrow. Fuck burger king.

>>101195609
unlucky
i think i just got over mine
ate 3 hot dogs, hope they'll stay down

>>101194651
>what defines old these days
fuck if i know dude but i was already done when i was 28, i know that much

my wife having so much fun makes me happy

>>101195650
I feel broken already so I whats another spine related injury.

need to hear menace blow her pussy out on stream tonight.

Nobody necessarily needs maidsly tonight but I for damn sure want maidsly tonight.

I definitely understand if she wants to focus on finishing her setup and might not be able to do a stream tonight. I'll hope for a nice surprise and getting something pre-recorded instead.

I'm hammered so I hope she doesn't do anything tonight

I've been catching up on other fansly hoes streams in the meantime

>>101199539
I tried doing that but I honestly feel like they're all so bad in comparison. You can tell she's doing it for the love of the game while the others are just prostituting themselves for a paycheck.

First time having an alani. I actually haven't had an energy drink in years. but I drink like 2 cups of coffee a day on average. Damn these things hit nicely. I just randomly started cleaning shit.

>>101199632
Right

>>101199632
I get so many "barely legal" tagged girls in my suggestions it's insane. They honestly hot as fuck, but I refuse to pay another woman for sex when I have Menace already.

>>101199802
alani and celsius have a monstrous amount of caffeine in them

Sadly caffeine puts me to sleep so I would always drink them for the flavor. I quit energy drinks earlier this year though. Now its just sparkling water and the occasional soda.

>>101200255
>Sadly caffeine puts me to sleep
this nigga got adhd

>>101200342
Took me 20 years to realize I had it. I just thought god designed me incorrectly lmao.

>>101194962
>1h22m
not enough!

>>101199937
I looked it up and the 140mg of caffeine is like one cup of strong coffee? Maybe it’s just the vehicle in which said caffeine is delivered which makes it hit harder?

>>101200501
meant for >>101200195

>Everyone pretending they haven't already heard her mention the cilantro thing before
Always fascinating to see this behavior

>>101201219
She literally begged us to do just that.

>>101201341
uh huh

Has she said if she moved to another timezone or not? Curious if the streaming times will change

>>101201557
I believe she is still EST.

>>101201341
>>101201483
I can't remember which stream but she did say something along those lines. Something about pretending we don't know about certain topics when she brings them up to us. My memory is a bit fuzzy but I remember that much.

>>101201483
When she was drunk she begged us to pretend we dont know things shes already told us or act as if its the first time so she doesn't get self-conscious about being boring. It was really cute.
>>101201650
I'm pretty sure it was the Beach patreon stream where she got really drunk and edited that part out of the stream then uploaded the full thing after people asked for it.

>>101201757
Oh shit yeah. Honestly alot of that stream is a blur for me. I remember the love bomb and a few other things she said. I should listen to that vod again desu.

Finally getting around to playing SH2 remake for myself. Excited to be playing one of her favorite games in recent years.

>>101201650
>>101201757
fair, uh huh rescinded

Playing pretend is really weird and she knows deep inside that people are faking it, so what difference does it make? That sounds menhera as fuck

>>101201912
>>101202039
Jokes on her I actually dont know what shes talking about pretty much all the time.

I feel like shit

>>101202200
Whats going on anon? Are you sick or are the inner demons kicking your ass?

She's staying a virgin for you anon, don't worry and stay menhealthy

>>101202200
Don’t give into the offkai fomo, retard. You’re going to make Menace sad.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY FUCK CHECK CLOWNSLY

At least this one was different. Still not convincing though.

honk honk

She's so quiet :(

aite what apps do i need for this fucking thing spoonfeed me please

The website should tell you https://www.lovense.com/apps

>>101205550
apps? lovense remote, lovense connect

>>101205550
you guys are so fucking retarded
i bet my left nut that the thing came with a qr code printed on some instruction manual that links to the app for it

computer programs? intiface

>>101199632
Lol

Maidsly DMs

>>101205592
>>101205594
god bless
>>101205602
>you guys are so fucking retarded
hell yeah

>>101205752

Looking at the user poll it's crazy to think 1/5 of the overall subs are new. She's done pretty well for only being on there for 6 months with little to no outside advertisement.

>>101205851
ive been telling my friends and coworkers about her

>>101205878
you probably jest but id kill myself sooner if anyone i know finds out i watch chubas let alone unironically being in love with one

I don't know why so many people are embarrased to admit they watch a chuuba, its just a streamer with a different coat of paint.
Even my mother has watched a few chuubas by now and shes old as dirt. I would never admit to loving her publicly though, thats definitely social suicide.

>>101207406
I've always worn what I like on my sleeve, to an extent like how you said of course. I generally could care less if something I like is deemed as cringe or whatever.

>>101207406
in an ideal world you wouldnt be shunned for your hobbies but in some circles its just more feasible to just shut the fuck up sadly

>>101208680
I've been at it alone for a long time so my perspective is more than a bit skewed. For what its worth I do hope that changes.

>>101207406
>>101207680
are you guys autistic by chance? I cant think of many adult social circles where talking about your oshi wouldnt have negative repercussions.

>>101208856
never diagnosed but more than likely yes. I just never saw the point in hiding my interests. People will judge me sure but it shouldn't diminish the love I have for my hobbies or interests. I do wish I could give that mindset to others but sadly its easier said than done.

>>101208856
>are you guys autistic by chance?
Not diagnosed but pretty sure

>>101209186
honestly I'm jealous, wish I could be that open about my hobbies. But I worry about making an awkward environment with people I have to see everyday.

>>101209336
Oh don't get me wrong my coworkers don't get it at all. I tried explaining its the equivalent of a low tier celebrity. like a movie extra who keeps getting hired because fans like him.
Completely went in one ear out another. Some of the younger guys got it though so I talk to them on occasion.

>>101208856
Neither of those anons but I never hid my moe anime from my friends or coworkers, sure they thought it was a little weird but some asked for recommendations and even liked the shows. When vtubers showed up it wasnt all that weird to them that I watched it.
I also don't actively share vtubers or push it on them, its just kinda an open hobby same as anime.

are we betting on a morning or evening stream tomorrow so I can plan around it

>>101210557
Honestly could go either way but I'd say we might get an ASMR tomorrow so evening.

>>101210557
Probably evening now that her desk is broke and she's got to get the new one set up

Menace owns a fire hazard lets gooooo!

I miss her but getting a new place set up is a big to-do and that's even without a streaming space in my experience. I'm sure she'll get back into a regular schedule sometime this week and I'll keep queueing up several of her asmrs to fall asleep every night in the meantime.

Alright anons, I didn't give into temptation but I did check the thing out. Keep in mind I did not mount it yet.
It worked right out of the box and aside from a bit of a whine when its powered on, its not that loud even at max speed.
It is a bit larger than I thought it would be but If I was so inclined I could easily use it without the mount.

>>101213299
Mount it so you can find your preferred angle ahead of time

>>101213537
I plan to do it when my housemates are gone tomorrow. Otherwise I risk them coming along knocking.

>>101213299
>I didn't give into temptation
BASED
we will be rewarded bounteously

>>101208856
If so I was never diagnosed, but I don't really talk to anyone very often in general so that might be it. The people i have talked to though, I've never kept it a secret if they've asked about what i watch Maybe i just never learned shame or something but i really don't care what other people think about what i like. not family though, i don't really like telling them anything for some reason.

-17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAgY-Ycp0RI

>>101215915
It’s been a rough couple of weeks and it’s only going to get worse with offkai. I wish I could black out and wake up once it was all over.

>>101205851
The only way to discover her Fansly is from her Carrd. If you already use Fansly, you can find her in the April leaderboard, Fansly profile tags, 'Who to follow' on Fansly, or 'Streams you might like' when she's streaming.

I am a huge pervert

Had to take my mother to the emergency room for bloods and chest X-rays since she couldn’t breath and they’re worried it could be a blood clot on her lungs. Not a great start to my day but at least there’s chance of Menace later.

Morning sex with Menace

I had a nightmare last night that after Menace saw me at the offkai meet and greet next week she stopped regularly liking my posts and replies on twitter.

I feel like the point of no return you cross after buying a desk mounted jackoff machine so you can pay the catmaid you watch on the internet to jack you off with her bluetooth connected dildo instead of pursuing conventional romantic relationships is perhaps the last milestone before succumbing to a level of degeneracy that was only hypothetical before the advent of this technology.

Closing the distance with Menace thanks to Lovense

>>101222441
The field of Teledildonics has a rich synergy with vtubing.

>>101222363
People will 100% schizo out about stuff like this. It's a bad idea to go to M&Gs if you're prone to brainworms.

>>101222441

>Menace is spending offkai weekend being a whore
>Lumi is spending offkai weekend headlining a 3d concert
Lumi won.

>>101222557
Amazing Sex with Menace Remotely

>>101224695
we don't care about lumi here.

So can some of you who are worried about offkai explain to me why you are? The whole concept just doesn't make sense to me on a fundamental level.

>>101224695
Lumi is getting piped down by her boyfriend during offkai also

>>101225459
I’m only worried because I can’t go and I’m worried that she could get super popular over the next year making next years harder to attend.

>>101222441
>2026-1
>conventional romantic relationships

>>101225459
Because her end game is marrying a man and starting a family, and presenting yourself in person puts you on her radar.

>>101222557
>>101224714
remote sex is the future and the future is now!

>>101225459
I’m worried about her secretly going in person and banging a fan. The idea of her not doing a Saturday fansly stream next weekend during offkai is giving me massive brainworms. It would either mean she doesn’t want to do it because the big 4 won’t be there, or it means she’s there in person and unable to do a stream.

>>101225576
This is fair honestly. I want menace to grow and be more successful but I like the current size of the community.

>>101225644
Maybe its because I know my chances are practically zero but I don't get this one. I love the maid but I want her to be happy first and foremost.

>>101225644
The only big fans she hasn’t seen in person yet and toast and wolf. She saw mm0 and kuro last year. Use this info however you like.

>>101225685
She would be sad to hear you are brainworming anon. besides If she did that shit would be leaked in a heartbeat. Instigators and threadshitters will be here in droves to try and stir the pot but you should do your best not to fall for it.

Maidsly tonight?

>>101225862
I know she’d be sad that I think that’s a possibility and that I’m making myself sad for no reason. I’m usually okay but this whole fomo is hitting me a lot harder than I expected. I know that over the week we will have bad actors from within and outside the fanbase coming here to make people upset. I hope I’ll feel better once she starts streaming as normal again.

>>101225685
lmao cmon man

>>101225685
She went last year to hang out with her friends, I'm pretty sure she is doing the same this year because she was talking about getting a laptop to stream from while away from home. This happened months ago before she bought a house. Stop being porn brained and thinking everything is about sex.

All I can say regarding those of you brainworming or being sad right now. she plans to do ASMR tonight. Just be happy shes back and relax.

Menace bikini DM... please....

Menace bikini tanlines

Menace is an online whore not in real life, I don’t think you have to worry about her meeting any fan.

>>101226238
https://fansly.com/post/771237329401556993

>>101226238
>>101226397
https://x.com/planetabnormal/status/1934300217727402001

>>101226056
>Stop being porn brained and thinking everything is about sex.
Retarded thing to post itt.

If menace really wanted me to be happy she’d piss herself whilst doing a handcam stream.

>>101226627
Menace said we can watch her squirt and see it run down her legs during the feetcam stream with vibrator (floor) donothon goal

>>101226694
Thinking about her squirting takes me back to the deleted bed stream with all the "oni-chan" stuff in it. Her pulling the toy out of her pussy and squirting on accident was so fucking hot. The mix of her being embarrased mixed with how good you could tell it felt from her voice.

>>101226694
mfw wehn reasding thi spost

HOAKCÄASDCJM GFUCLKM CHECK MEDSALY RIGT NOW"!!!

>>101227330
you need to get better at this

>>101227330
I fall for it every time because i'm gullible.

>>101227422
thanks for giving his life a purpose I guess

>>101227330
I actually do appreciate that this message becomes less intelligible every time it's posted.

>>101227422
There's gonna be a boy who cried wolf situation one day and everyone who ignores him is going to regret it.

>>101227330
>Ä
What did he mean by this?

>>101227539
never trust germans

>>101227539
>umlaut are standard on finnish language keyboards

Speaking of Maidsly, can we talk practicalities regarding the Solace Pro? Obviously you need to lube things up, how are you going to be chatting with your lubed up hands? Do I need to get like a disposable keyboard too that I only use for these moments? What's your battleplan?

>he's either a swedecuck, a g*rman or a fingol

>>101227725
Same as regular streams, watching on the nice computer screen but using speech to text with my phone to chat

>>101227725
boring answer but i dont chat
im more concerned about the cleaning

>>101227725
I can type pretty well with one hand and Im ambidextrous so its not a big worry. If nothing else keep a spare rag to wipe off your hands and you should be fine.

>>101227725
Apply the lube to your cock and the solace pro just before the stream starts so you can clean your hands with a towel.

I've tried it a few times mounted but I think I'm going to try it unmounted and handheld. It might be easier for if she decides to use it for live stuff and keep the mounted stuff for pre-recorded.

>>101227818
You can just keep using the towel to clean your hands if you need to reapply more lube>>101227801

>>101227774
>speech to text with my phone to chat
what the fuck

>>101227725
i use the virtual keyboard from windows and have a wireless mouse

My guess is german 'cause they're all unfunny faggots and that tracks

The Lovense streams with her 3D model are going to be so good

>>101227845
I was about to say the same thing honestly. Live is realistically the only time Ill need to have it set up properly.

Handcam lovense stream with her Mission 2

>>101227725
Type with one hand and lube up with the other, same as I've been doing for the past 6 months.

>>101226397
>>101226421

>>101226743
wait which vod was this in with her squirting on her bed? Was it really the last nuked one?

>>101227877
It helps keep my hands free while I lay back and get immersed in Menace

>>101228500
Yeah she let out her brocon fantasies again

>>101228500
didnt she post that one in the chat afterwards? whats the date for it?

I don't know why I find her brocon stuff is so hot. Maybe its because I don't have a sister and I'm the oldest in my family. I imagine its similar to her with how unrealistic it is.

>>101228703
May 24th

>>101228703
>didnt she post that one in the chat afterwards?
Yes.
>whats the date for it?
May 25

>>101228742
thank fuck i have it

>>101228742
I find it hot because I'm an only child and the idea of fucking this girl who is younger/smaller than you who you've known/lived with for your entire life and finally overcoming that taboo and dealing witht he idea of getting caught but the passion being too much to reason with and finally giving in is a great fantasy. Especially if the little sister is a brat. Does anyone have the time stamp for the panicked bed squirting from the 24th? I can't seem to find it in the vod.

>>101228742
>Maybe its because I don't have a sister and I'm the oldest in my family.

there's this one quote from bakemonogatari and it's like "the only people who fantasize about sis stuff are the ones without sisters" Which from what I've seen makes sense. Including myself, I haven't met anyone with a sister who thinks about that stuff. If anything you just realize much earlier on that a lot of girls are much more gross than you'd think.

>>101228997
>I haven't met anyone with a sister who thinks about that stuff.

>>101228997
I have sisters and have been into this stuff before Menace, but I understand I'm definitely not the norm.

>>101228997
Never thought about my sisters but I have thought about my cousins...

All I'm learning today is that while I am awakening to some of this shit, so many of my fellow Kinekos are tried and true freaks just like our maid.

>>101225685
>I’m worried about her secretly going in person and banging a fan
if she fucks anyone it wont be fans or male vtubers kek most time it is big name flesh streamers and there friend group

>>101229473
yeah menace is the type to fuck a celebrity

bread in oven
also dont fuck your sisters, what the fuck

btw the squiritng in bed stream wasn't the deleted oni-chan stream, it was actually the 21/05 "You snuck into my room" stream.

>>101229925
Fuck you I wont do what you tell me! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrmWFjnAP2E

>>101229104
>>101229122
same here

>>101229857
She's literally talked about being in the DM's of Lil B aka BasedGod and has his sweaty rag in her possession so I believe this

>>101230088
>has his sweaty rag in her possession so I believe this
Huh?

>>101225685
Nigga it would be worse if she did one right after because she'd have their faces fresh in her head and she'd be thinking about them while getting off

>>101229975
i was thinking more along the lines of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUg5Im8jOWo

>>101230239
She talked about it on stream a long time ago, she got it at one of his concerts

Wait what, she has a stepdad? This is complete news to me. I thought her moms were lesbos?

>>101230446
I wish I didn't know that considering her sweat and smell fetish

bread
>>101230849

>>101230814
eh it doesn't really bother me desu. It's no different that me sniffing the used panties of the girls I used to live with in college. I doubt she'd care about my "hobby" so I won't care about hers.

>>101230775
She talks about him fairly regularly, he bought her a titty anime shirt one time but it was like a western artist version of an anime shirt. The girl had her nipples poking out and everything.
I think she also ended up puking on it and throwing it away after that.

>>101230917
yeah but did one of her two gay mom's suddenly decide to go for man? It's always confused me.

>>101230917
Thanks, I can't catch every stream as much as I'd love to so I'm missing a lot of stuff unfortunately

>>101230958
I cant say 100% but my guess is that they split up and she stayed with her Biological mom and she ended up meeting a nice enough guy to settle down with.
>>101230959
Some people hate it but this is why live posting is important.