Thread 101176568

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▼Lia 鈴香アシェリア (EN)
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▼Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ (JP)
https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa | https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa
▼Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり (JP + EN)
https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika
▼Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ (EN)
https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka
▼Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる (JP)
https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
▼Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ (EN + JP)
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma
▼Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ (EN)
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa| https://twitch.tv/pippa
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▼Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)
https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi
▼Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]
Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive
▼Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)
https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro
▼Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)
https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi
▼Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)
https://twitter.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane
▼Clio Aite クリオ・アイテ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ClioAite | https://youtube.com/@ClioAite | https://twitch.tv/clioaite
▼MariMari_EN マリマリ (EN)
https://twitter.com/MARIMARI_EN | https://youtube.com/@MARIMARI_EN | https://twitch.tv/marimari_en
▼Eepy Sleepy イーピー・スリーピー (EN)
https://twitter.com/EepySleepyCh | https://www.youtube.com/@EepySleepyCh | https://twitch.tv/EepySleepy
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▼Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)
https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys | https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys
▼Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi
▼Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな (EN)
https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina
▼Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)
https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie | https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie
▼Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina
▼Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ (EN)
https://twitter.com/komachipanko | https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko
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▼ Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ (EN)
https://twitter.com/RunieRuse | https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse
▼ Eimi Isami 勇エイミ (EN)
https://twitter.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami
▼ Muu Muyu むうむゆ (EN)
https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu| https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu
▼ Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな (EN)
https://twitter.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina
▼ Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス (EN) [Hort]
https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs | https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs
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▼ Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ (JP)
https://twitter.com/kannagiloki | https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki |
▼ Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり (JP)
https://twitter.com/kokoromomemory | https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory
▼ Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ (JP)
https://twitter.com/grampico_ | https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/grampico
▼ Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ (JP)
https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_
▼ Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ (EN + JP)
https://twitter.com/kaminariclara_ | https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclara

Last Thread:>>101171914

How many meet and greets did you get at offkai? :D

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

ham collab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8bXeiGN5T0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8bXeiGN5T0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8bXeiGN5T0

SAKANA ISN'T EVEN PAYING FOR THE GIRLS TO TRAVEL, WTF

We LOVE phasers here, even if they HATE us...

>>101176595
I'm just going to stalk talents :D

>>101176614
He is probably paying for the JPs and people actually doing shit at offkai.

Someone please answer this to me.

IF SAKANA ISN'T EVEN PAYING HIS TALENTS FOR THIS MEET UP THEN WTF WAS THIS MEET UP FOR?

HOW IS HE PAYING RANDOM WHORE COSPLAYERS YET NONE TOWARDS THE ACTUAL TALENT?!

>>101176615
They only hate you, they love me

Iori cosplayer looking good.
https://x.com/satin_stars/status/1933697876728615309

>>101176614
It sounds like most of the ones attending are going on their own time, and not doing company stuff so why would he?

Why is Hina's mic so fucked up?

>>101176688
pretty sure he paid the JPs at least. maybe everyone else who went just wanted to meet them and hang out

wao…wao…crazy

>>101176688
Pippa was smart and drove there

>>101176702
Today or when? She had a bunch of technical issues on stream today towards the end.

>>101176688
>a bunch of talents need to be near the venue anyway for their shit like last year
>they all come a week+ early to hang out with their friends on their own dime

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

I LOVE MY MOM

Reminder to trust your eyes and common sense and not what the talents tell you.

>>101176696
So, are any of the cosplayers releasing photo sets for me to buy or is it just the con appearances?

>last thread
>ask what creative stuff anons are working on this weekend
>0 relies
Jesus Christ what happened to this thread? This used to be one of the more prolific threads on /vt/.

>>101176696
she has a big personality
would grope

>>101176743
She's on Eimi's stream right now

>>101176784
This is a very ripe time of year for noticers.

>>101176796
I'm building a gunpla :D

>>101176796
I'm just going to game anon

>>101176796
i made some hamster webms does that count

>>101176696
hot

>>101176810
I can't stand Eimi so I'm not watching. Maybe she's on mobile?

>>101176796
what do you mean with "creative"
im doing stuff but it's offtopic
so i rather just post Nasa read the /pcg/ news

>>101176843
Maybe, I was in my kitchen cleaning up and came back to her so not sure what the issue is

>>101176831
>>101176696
Iori is this hot irl btw

Thoughts?

>>101176879
doubt it. She's a fucking midget but still would

>>101176799
What? You don't want to see a lewd Phase cosplay market pop up?

>>101176892
I pick her

That was a hot scream from Eimi

>>101176892
He's right

>>101176892
I don't care

>They're eating again
Plump up some more for me Pippa ;)

>>101176892
its completely correct but they should kill themself

>Hina watching Eimi play Boba Tea Shop in a call
>Hina already played and finished the game a couple days ago.
>She still screams at the jump scares
Adorable

>>101176984
Fat Connect

>>101176892
I like how he implies that males post that shit when only women use the “pickme” insult.

>>101176892
>this blatant femanon post inspired me to go to /vt/ to find femanons
this guy is the thing he hates

>>101176984
I want to be sleepys feeder

>>101176984
>sleepy overeats in canada
>her sleepies get even bigger

>>101176892
Good, 4chan is returning to its roots of keeping out normies and women although we need to work on the latter some more

>>101177026
I'm still here :(

Im hungy

>>101177026
They'll be back eventually. That board is incredibly boring given that the vast majority of the posts are made by just a few posters.

>>101177026
>commie board
I don't know what that is

>>101177026
I've been too busy watching streams and baking the thread and dying of back injury to think about art projects.

Good evening, I love Shiina

Hag sex

Why does Hina sound so bad.

>>101177169
When is she coming back

>>101176974
>>101177001
>>101177070
>>101177171

>>101177201
i thought she already came back?

>>101177146
and this one isn't?

Dizzy Dizzy whore whore time!

Its scat. Don't click those links anon.

>>101177228
Well she didn't stream this week, it was gen 3 carrying all day

>>101177222
She had stomach issues Saturday during stream, and hasn't streamed since. A bunch of PC are dealing with tummy hort although Ember was on today for a few hours.

Why did they make Gumbun do a flat girl

>>101177279
>a flat girl

>phase connect
>no one is phasing

[Eimi News] She hates us and is condemning us to no streams.

>>101176796
Well, I do my writing for my webnovel every weekend, so there's that. I

>>101177326
I want to chew on her nipples

Hi anons, whats going on?

>>101176892
>picks the most female coded post he can see
>"male incels must be behind this"
wat

>Eimi quitting

Godamnit chick stop pussying out

>>101177364
Nothing, we have nothing to do

>>101177326
mama mia thats a pepperoni

>>101177393
Hina and Airi both finished the game in one sitting. She has no excuses.

Would EImi piss herself out of fear

Should I tell the girls at offkai I'm the famous /pcg/ rapist? Should I wait till after the rape or before? I'm thinking before, you know "The thrill of the hunt" and whatnot.

>>101177435
I hope.

>>101177435
at least she'll find out what hamster piss smells like

>>101177590
feels great

Does Hina use a real or fake voice, also is she white? She sounds super cute btw

Um... whats going on????
x.com/luwudco/status/1933751713988546581

Another Eimi scream incoming

>>101177620
Oh shit something is about to go down

>>101177620
twisty, just ignore

>>101177436
they would cum on the spot

>>101177620
why the hell does he care about twisty, fuck that whore

SAKANAAAAAA!!!
Where's my 12-girl off-collab?

>>101177620
He has Me and Pippas sextape.....
It's joever........

>>101177620
He really has to poke himself into everything doesn't he?

>>101177694
>an image the evokes a phrase

Do hamsters just run like that all night?

>>101177620
Who gives a shit about twisty, that bitch is pure cancer and was talking shit about other vtubers who are nice people, I'm glad she was exposed

>>101177620
Never forget him getting mad over us saying he cant lewd sleepy and mari

>>101177698
attentionfags

>The perfect Hime cosplayer doesn't exis-
ahem
https://x.com/_yuiwxx/media

>>101177620
/pol/fag sharties who think shes their hero haven't seen her apology, its genuinely the most pathetic thing I've ever seen

>>101177620
You think he'll have dinner with them again?

>>101177747
Did Sleepy and Mari BOTH tell gooners to fuck off on day one?

>>101177694
Stating the obvious doesn't make it a good point. If I could also state the obvious, he is sticking his hand in drama days before Offkai and pinning the blame on Phase. Thanks, Luwud!

LUWUD
WON

i regret drawing this but it was drawn the curse of being a top 10 phase artbro

>>101177676
Tomorrow

Luwud is the guy that Sakana allowed to see the real faces of Phase talents, right?

>>101177620
Ain't it a little bit too late to hop on the twistywagon

>>101177733
Yes, nonstop for hours once the sun goes down.

>>101177787
Sleepy did, Mari just shot him down

Sir, your Panko has arrived.
https://x.com/catweeeni/media

>>101177823
Yes
>>101177784

>>101177849
He got awfully quiet after that

Thoughts?

>>101177823
He went to dinner with the booth staff, i.e. Cece, Sakana & the mods
Then he vagueposted about it to incite cuckposting and you ate it up like the little threadreader you are

>>101177787
Tenma also told him to fuck off

>>101177862
this is not panko manko
i will NOT be masturbating to this fleshy whore

>>101177620
Don't know or care. I just hope he gets raped and killed.

>>101177784
>>101177823
Also ate with them at denny's at the last years offkai and had a melty over people calling him out for bragging about it

>>101177891
Hang yourself Luwud and go back to shilling art that isn't even yours.

>>101177620
he won...

>Eimi still streaming
Love my chud queen...

...

>Look at Muuyu cosplayer profile
>literally just endless photos of a Genshin mage enemy
https://www.instagram.com/miakat.cos
ummmm what???

>>101177929
I WANTED TO BE THE ONE THAT TOOK PIPPAS GRAND SLAM VIRGINITY >:(

>>101178000
Based

this company is so shit it's actually unbelievable. i think your oshis are sakana and flesh-whores more than any actual phase talent

Very organic thread

>>101178043
And yet every other company in the industry just keeps taking L after L until they trip into a grave. Curious!

Is Crisis crashing out over not being hired for the Offkai thing

>>101178062
Thanks I always try my best

>>101178043
maybe you should try harder to satisfy your fans

>>101178043
Just Phase in and you won't need to seethe so much femanon

>>101178083
all corpos are shit
how have you not realized this?
it's not a competition when they're all complete garbage

>>101178110
It appears so

>>101178000
kek
>Great alchemical blue mage

>>101178043
Uh oh. Tourist melty

I hope the blacked anon is okay after the missile dropped in tel aviv

>>101178110
I honestly thought she would've gotten chosen for something like that. They hired literal femboys over her for ember and shiina

>>101177238
Ass too big, tits too big.

>shiina radio silent for several days since stomach ache
>wemi toiletridden with food poisoning along with entire family due to eating undercooked restaurant chicken
>clio touching grass
>pippa, mari, eepy all on some canada trip
phase is done for............

>>101178163
the ai one or me the master of the blacked arts? because i'm alive

>>101178110
*sighs* I'll do it.. I'll have sex with her to boost her confidence. No need to thank me.

>>101178043
Cause they're more attractive than you, sayu. Even the male ones.

>>101178182
Offkai is in a weeks time anon, it's going to get worse

>>101178182
Clio was in the offcollab earlier on Pippa's channel, she's there too

>>101178198
I thought the whole point of vtubing was to make money from streams and merch, not conventions in hell cities

>>101178231
Their excuse is EXPOSURE

>>101178110
What happened?
Also, didn't she say she wasnt going?

>>101178190
LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

>>101178160
yeah fishman is so based! i love it when he spends literal TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS so hideous flesh-whores and ACTUAL FUCKING TRANNIES can go to conventions and prance around as my oshi instead of giving my oshi money so she can get a cute 3d model or literally annoying else with it

>>101178177
>They hired literal femboys over her for ember and shiina
you're joking

>>101178275
I'm not

>>101178177
I dont believe you. You are lying. Fishman isn't that stupid.

>>101178190
Jokes on her, chest binders are my fetish

Why can Eimi only shine in collabs

>>101178275
picos is 100% a femboy, the rest are likely I just can't confirm it

>>101178270
every year they go people find something to flip out about, how about save it for actual bad shit happening
this is all luxury to make the girls feel good, he is raising 29 daughters after all

>>101178287
>>101178304
that's retarded

>>101178231
I wonder how much they make from merch at cons

>>101177620
Oh it's just the Twisty bullshit. Funny that it took this long (and it had to be this fag out of all people) to have a reasonable take about the situation.

>>101178270
Just don't spend money on this shit man

>>101178275
Nasa's look like a straight up dude

>>101178275
they're not troons, they're women who got the genetic short straws and have no ass, hips or tits.

it goes to show the guys shouting "flat is best!" are homo faggots or pedophiles.

>>101178337
they might break even

>>101178288
He's sponsored offkai multiple times, you be the judge

>>101178312
>this is all luxury to make the girls feel good
what about the girls he hired borderline deformed women to cosplay as? is nasa supposed to feel good about the actual alien he paid to dress up as her?

>>101178338
Honestly Twisty take was never that crazy in the first place. Those were pretty normal opinions for someone tired of all the bullshit that gets shoved in their face everyday.

>>101178361
Huh?

>>101178300
Realistically, how do you hide these?

>>101178368
>doesn't deny lying
ok

I'm sipping some dehydrated ginger tea and it tastes like shit. It's super bitter and spicy like when you get a bad piece of candied ginger that didn't candy on the inside, but like more dusty.

>>101178402
>>101178396
be the judge with your own research

>>101178396
>the girl playing Jelly is fucking 6ft tall
awa?

>>101178376
Exactly, she was just ranting about some particularly shitty fans to her friends in a private call, and then they did cartoon villain levels of betrayal. I can only hope karma ruins the rest of their lives for this.

>>101178405
Probably because it's too stale, have you tried adding a pinch of salt? That should help. Well, at least it did for me.

>>101178405
>dehydrated ginger tea
That sounds horrid, why would you do that to yourself.

>>101178405
>sips concentrated ginger
>wtf is this ginger taste

offcollab hell is better than this dead thread

>>101178381
Chest binder + puffy blue dress thing with a high collar

>hiring cosplayers
if I was a Phase talent I'd cosplay myself, no fucking balls on these cunts

>>101178396
Nasabros...

>>101178422
for a accurate jelly cosplay you'd basically have to hire a child

>>101178396
Hina, Lumi, Clara, and Pippa won

>>101178450
If only they streamed at an hour that didnt have literally all the schizos on.

>>101178461
Short adults exist anon....
>Height of consent

>>101178422
sakana hates jelly so this completely makes sense as a humiliation ritual

>>101178487
>Short adults exist
Proof?

>>101178444
I usually make it fresh or buy saenggangcheong. This has a lot less ginger flavor, just a skeleton of spiciness.

>Jelly cosplayer mogging on the subway
Why is this picture so funny? LMAO

>>101178558
Her instagram indicates she is a crazy person

>>101178558
actually i can see why they picked her if she can make that hair and outfit work

>>101178558
she looks ugly, narcissistic and psychotic
jelly is supposed to be cute, narcissistic and psychotic

>>101178110
good fucking bitch doesnt deserve nothing
who does she think she is lmao
fucking pipnigs

The fuck was that

>>101178422
At that point Sakana should've gotten someone with huge tits too.

>cant talk about my cosplays because I dont want to dox myself
:(

>>101178558
I know she is just posing in-front of future lawyers, doctors, and rocket scientists but she looks like your typical evil white woman for movies with how the background is setup. I think she'll fit the Jelly cosplay.

>>101178593
>doesnt deserve nothing

>>101178625
Just dox yourself, the worst thing that will happen is you get a little unwanted attention for being outed as /here/ despite literally everyone being /here/ anyway

>>101178625
If you posted a picture and acted like it was a random cosplayer nobody would've guessed, you monkey.

>Eimi raiding chuuba with literally only 3 viewers
What the fuck
>Refers to eimi as THE eimi
Cute

>>101178639
oh no pankofag outing himself as esl
learn english pablo

>>101178671
That's a double negative, you moron. You just said she does deserve something.

>>101178665
1 views are the microorganism of the vtubber community

You know Phase has made it as a corpo when it has no streams.

Loki news

you fuckers stay away from my hamster

https://x.com/mitchiemania/status/1933678489002991624
>the phase cosplayers have been working SO hard for these costumes for the last 3+ months.
When did Quest debut again?

>>101178724
how much did she lose.....

>>101178687
technically you are not wrong. but he used an expression which doesn't follow common rules, and it's your fault you don't know it, fellow ESL.

>>101178734
you mean my hamster

>>101178687
im going to rape you

>>101178724
Asians and gambling.... oh no.

>>101178734
Good luck with your grooming anon.
We will all forget about her after this.

>>101178724
what pachinko does to a mf

>>101178724
Loki + Michiru offcollab betting away all their savings when?

>>101178744
It's not an expression, it's indicative that you struggle to parse negatives, so you just make every word in the statement negative.

I can't even imagine how expensive it was to get all of them. Conservatively 500 dollars each (very conservative estimate btw) which is still near 15k

Crisis, gain 200 lbs and cosplay Kirsche. Phase Connect is woke

>>101177620
Now class, this is what we call textbook projection and normalization.
With offkai approaching, he is sweating bullets.

>>101177620
>Someone has receipts of him sexpesting the girls and he is getting ready to deflect.

>>101178826
I WAS wondering if maybe something about him was going to leak and he was trying to get ahead of it, but i remembered it was just the twisty shit from the other day

why is eimi oomfies with unknown /asp/tubers
>>97782960
is she /here/?

Okay, there's been a bunch of talk about the certain cosplayers not matching the characters but who should have gotten the role(s) instead?
Shill me on your cosplay choices

>>101178846
Yea, Sakana

>>101178820
It is an expression. Third graders learn double negatives and become obnoxious about it like you did when they fail to see the nuance of when it's being used and understood appropriately.

>>101178872
>is $PhaseTalent /here/?
Yes. Thanks for asking.

She weirdly sounds a lot like Eimi...is she...

>>101178872
I think she literally saw hamster and clicked raid

>>101178866
They're not mutually exclusive situations, the latter making him fearful of the former.

>>101178872
>?si=
She's retarded why wouldn't she be friends with Eimi?

>>101178910
Fat, yes

*pushes u*

>>101178920
there's also no link to her twitch on her youtube...

Luwud is too much drama. Drama is a liability and too much risk. Luwud prides himself on being a businessman. You'd think he'd learn to shut up.

>>101178935
Mii-chan, I could snap you like a twig.

>>101178949
he already has his ins so unless he hard yabs he can do whatever the fuck

>>101178921
>>101178910
She is not
https://youtu.be/XTZnxG1g36k?t=3873

Do you think the warehouse staff get to gaze upon our faire maidens?

>>101178988
>She is not
makes me laugh because of the Eimi poster

>>101178935
*lifts you up and traps you on the top shelf*

>>101178969
I don't think he can comfortably rest on his laurels. Phase can easily distance themselves from him without losing much. He loses much more if he loses the favorability of the Phase fandom that buys his shit. It's a much bigger market that he can't differentiate himself as well if he has to resort to shilling Hololive art or something.

>>101178935
I will firmly stand my ground just so I can feel Tenma's hands on my chest as she tries to push me over and over.

>>101178872
it is kinda funny to think that a bunch of vtubers start by pandering to places like this because the attach rate is so high. ive checked the reddit history of some vtubers and see literally 100+ posts to virtualyoutubers and still dont break in to 2 view

>>101178988
lotta phase shit on her mat there, good for her eating this raid i guess

>>101178996
Warehouse staff is Sakana and a couple of managers probably. It's not a big operation.

>>101178996
Staff isnt there when they are, they have days they come in to do orders

jelly... erina... panko... somebody... streeeeeeaaaaaam

>>101179039
No one actually uses reddit anon, it's a helpdesk for normies that can't figure things out on their own and a porn dump

>>101179029
Fandom who bought his shit here, I will be buying as much Phase merch at Offkai as I can except from his booth.

>>101179114
lol
lmao

Why don't Phase girls just cosplay themselves? Aren't some of them former cosplayers? I think a few talk about it on their streams

(It starts with one)

one stream, I don't know why
Everyone is MIA so no stream comes by
Keep that in mind, we'll be leave high and dry
to dead hours for 3 weeks

(All I know)

Time is a valuable thing
Watch them fly do 1 off collab steam
Watch time count down in next in 14 days
My clock ticks life away

(It's so unreal)

It's so unreal, didn't follow con whores
throw a schedule right out the window
Trying to watch vods, but didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch and goon

(watch and goon)

I kept x account to spy and even though I tried, all comments are vague
What is left for me will eventually be a memory of last time when I coped so hard

I coped so hard
And watch the VODs
But in the end
It's just no streams
I am too poor
To fly to con
And in the end
It's just no streams

Clio save me!

>>101179132
One of them is. You have to figure it out.

>>101179159
At the end of the day, I don't really care that much

>>101179132
Because they're vtubers...
Guarantee that Loki, Nasa, Pico, Memory, Airi, Dizzy, Shiina, Runie, Jelly, Iori, Lia, Rie & Clara would all jump at the chance to do it if no one would know it was them and there were no related repercussions

>>101179157
>I love my job
>Fuck off to con for 3 weeks

>>101179132
A singled fucking word uttered out of urukas slapstick ass vocal cords and you know its her

>>101179159
Actually two are, at least.

>>101179203
If part of your job involved fucking off to another country for fun, hanging out with friends, and getting worshipped by fans, you'd love it too.

>>101178724
Please keep Pippa away from the casinos

>>101179195
clara???

Pippa's butthole status right now?

>>101178823
Sakana spends his cash on dumb shit, more at 11

>>101179241
no big titty anime woman titfucking a pool cue so you are safe knowing she wont go to a casino

>>101179195
Sussy image

>>101179203
>>101179157
y'all crying when the Bat is still live

>>101178935
*turns into a caught fish and slaps you*

>>101179304
Tenma is doing wemi bits now...

>>101179119
based

It's really fun when Jelly gets bullied. Sakana should have forced Jelly to travel to Canada for a 2 hour event.

>>101179255
It's Pippa or Mari, on the 'big TV' that they mentioned in the offcollab.

>>101179318
like father like son

>>101179195
I'm outside, open up

>>101179345
They're all out right now

You know, when you all said gumbun this gumbun that I thought it was the pregnant male photo you kept sending. Not a cosplay slut

>>101179029
I just don't understand how he even got into this situation. Why can't he be grateful and respectful to the people who buy from him? Instead he makes it about how his merch is just so great and so precious that we can't help but buy, and he laughs in our faces "knowing" that despite our complaints we have nowhere else to shop. The attitude problem on this guy is crazy.

>>101179413
baffling and gay post
pray to jesus for salvation

>>101179413
She's /our/ cosplay slut so it's okay

>>101179195
hey can you stream, we have no fucking streams eimi went like 3 hours past her end time, and hina streamed twice today just to save us

>>101179270
She's talked about wanting to gamble irl before..She has no self restraint

>>101179150
I'm not funding the condom money. One more song

>>101179195
why

>>101177326
I wish real hair was this fluffy when it was this length. My favorite hairstyle on girls is that really fluffy and long hair like this but IRL at a certain length it just gets real thin and wispy

>>101179256
Clenched, she's down 10k

>>101179270
>no big titty anime woman titfucking a pool cue
Loki was literally just at the casino, what are you talking about

>>101179429
You have to understand mayo, he has tits

>>101176696
why did iori get the hottest cosplayer?

>>101176680
i want to fuck the shit out of this little gay retarded boy

>>101177698
Poking yourself into all sorts of situations is how you get noticed by the talents and get invited to dinners with Sakana, anon.

>>101179195
Have sex together NOW, it's an order from a freeloader that started watching two months ago...

>>101179479
YEAAAAAAAAH

>>101179195
This image was taken 2 hours ago

.>>101179416
>we have nowhere else to shop
Well that's just wrong.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ikAmyMhd3cOKfAAY9Sv0dMgpeaHeWKakqJAf06YZdeY/edit?gid=988576056#gid=988576056
>ctrl+f "Phase"
>45 results

>>101179480
I wouldnt say the hottest but she has one of the best outfits when translated to real life

>>101179507
It's just the way he talks about it, like his success as a vendor is something he can hold over us and not something we can take away at any time.

>>101178381
Fat is very malleable and can be squished down a lot.
Kinda like how when a garbage can gets full, you push it down and get more room
Big breasts are the garbage.

MAU MAU MAU

>>101179500
This impersonator is correct they should both have sex with me

>>101179541
mrowr? miaow?

>>101179532
He's free to hold on to whatever delusions he has, just needs to fuck off from my oshi's streams.

>>101179195
So by chicken flick standards is it any good

>>101179463
>I wish real hair was this fluffy when it was this length
Genetics issue unironically, my mother had hair just like this and I inherited it, hairdressers are shocked when they touch it and it needs to be thinned out constantly. We shed like cats and it gets everywhere.
If I brush one side over the top of my head so that it's all on one side I can put my fingers fully extended in it from above and my hair covers half my palm. It's a disaster if I don't constantly have it tied up. It's so goddamn heavy when it gets wet
But god does it look and feel amazing

Benching what?
https://x.com/HikanariHina/status/1933776760342261970

>>101179623
Weights , she needs to add her fans to the goon folder

I'm Bored!

>>101179623
if you look at the mailbox hashtag in her profile you will see people posting themselves bench pressing

>>101179623
Hina is mentally a child

>>101179614
>hairdressers are shocked
Then it's so rare that I've never seen it, and sounds like that's true for people who's literal job is cutting hair all day too. Either way, I wish it was more common.
Also please become my wife

>>101179655
Hi Bored, I'm Dad

>>101179655
Hi bored, I'm dad. No booze at the white women gatherings

>>101179655
We need fanservice, NOW!

>>101179655
Maybe we can get a third Hina stream

>>101179655
Imagine they go live and they are playing strip poker

>>101179671
>>101179680
Get out of here, Pippa! It's bed time!

>>101179708
Who would lose first?

>>101177620
no lies detected

>>101179684
>fanservice
Enjoy this vintage from 2011, my good sir

>>101179710
it's not even midnight over there

>>101179714
Airi

https://x.com/LuminaraLegacy/status/1933561611664400445

Surely Nyana didn't sign with them right?

Today was pretty good, I got basically all the meet and greets I wanted for offkai :)

>>101179718
You stalled the riot by approximatively 8 hours.
good night /pcg/

>>101179757
nini

>>101179757
nighnigh anon

>>101179748
doubtful, she will still be streaming to members in july

>>101179655
Check this out

I need to lose like 25 pounds for Offkai next year, but that's impossible :(

>>101177674
dude is a sexpest what did you expect? He'll say/do pretty much anything for but a crumb of pussy

>>101179657
>mail
I dont understand fats and lankets lifting. Why don't they work on other parts of their body? Do some compound exercises, thats whats actually healthy and useful.

>>101179808
No you don't just wear the bikini

>>101179719
It's about to be

Yuu was at offkai in-person last year too?

>>101179808
I need to lose 55 pounds in 4 months, im doing my best.

>>101179849
Jannies!

>>101179823
I'm 195 pounds of skinnyfat male, baby

>>101179844
Triplets?

>>101179843
maybe she means the panel from last year

>>101179655
we can be bored together

>>101179788
What the fuck?

Someone should stream now
NOW NOW
NOW

Oh yea? Well Im sleepy, ni ni

>>101179924
based

>>101179961
nini capenis

where the fuck is tenma?
is she also in canada?
I know she said she will be gone for a week and miss her

>>101179993
in the mountains with family

>>101179979
Nice cow

>>101179660
Imagine

https://files.catbox.moe/p9n6vg.jpeg

>>101180030
Where tits?

>>101179993
Anon 3/4 of the company is gonna be at the shitty con. This shit is retarded

sex with pippa?

>>101180050
Why is that retarded?

>>101180061
She'd be boring as hell, but sure

Maybe on a rush hour ig

Preggo anon gets it 7 days a week though

If you're a fucking fair dinkum fucking full grown ozzie
this is what you'd have for breakfast you fucking dog cunts
a fucking VB LOOONGNECK at 20 to 8 in the fucking mornin'
get that up ya!

>>101180050
just branch out pal, there's plenty of 2views out there. probably

>>101180065
>Why is a streaming company not streaming retarded
Anon....

>>101180092
yesss... yes dude

i told you guys offkai was cancer

>>101180030
>Imagine
I do.
A lot.

>>101180030
p-p-puffy...

>>101180092
I suddenly understand why Gallipoli seemed like a good idea at the time

>>101179843
She was on the little robot guy cruising around

>>101180030
Is so fucking weird to remember that every fat tittied monster out there was once a flat loli

>>101180225
ikr, amazing how far a person can fall from perfection

>>101180241
So glad I didn't fall for my grade school crush, puberty did her dirty like that

>>101180116
Its been like this every year everyone but new retards knew what would happen

Femanon, if you're reading this, I love you

>>101180339
Proof?

>>101180334
The problem is it gets worse and worse every year and we go through the same song and dance were they all lie and just make things worse

>>101180347
I can show you but only at offkai and only in my hotel room

>>101180339
this but unironically

I'm glad I didn't go through with building a Pippa themed Magic the Gathering deck. She's really shown her true colors recently. Definitely not someone I want to oshi or tribute.

>>101180398
>Pippa
Glad I dropped her long ago

>Anons are getting daily collab streams
>Somehow, this is a bad thing
https://x.com/pipkinpippa/status/1933788882073760078

>>101180418
don't woman gaslight me you know im bored now

>>101180418
Like Sleepy. Dont like Pippa. Simple as

>coffee company doesn't stream
forced to actually play video games

>>101180418
>can't even give us a heads up of non usual hour streams

>>101180438
But what if she likes you anon

>>101180440
Saya should go live and save us from dead hours this year as well

>>101180418
Someone just back to the air bnb

>>101180442
Yeah cause you retards don't do anything with your life anyway, you'll be there whether she streams at 1 pm or 1 am

>>101180458
You're damn right

>>101180418
Atleast give us a time. Phase weekly collab is not worth

>>101180458
Excuse you. We have scheduled jerking off time for the hours of 3pm to 7pm thank you very much.

>>101180398
After last years escapades it shouldn't be surprising..

I can see the vision with the Jelly cosplayer honestly

>>101180458
this is like a parent trying to excuse not feeling their kid because they were too drunk

>>101180487
There will be... A waiting room...

>>101180533
you mean feeding right?

>>101176696
unrealistic breast size for lori

>>101180533
>not feeling
y-you shouldn't be feeling them while sober either

>>101180548
No, I mean feeling, like, molesting

>>101177887
based

Pippa really turned into what she hated most

>>101177887
Hopefully ice gets her

>>101180617
What about it

>>101179587
Some good, some weird. Being that its 6 short films stitched together, just skippa skippa if you find yourself not enjoying one. Personally, I find two of the 6 to be extremely entertaining. The other four are worth at least a single viewing.

>>101180603
oldmi/resting tardmi really does still beat new and improved me in her Protective Echelon uniform

>cosplayers in are community
>All whores who have nothing to do with phase
What did sakana mean by this

>>101180673
Another waste of money

>>101180686
No its worth it for a man to cosplay Nasa

>>101180546
POST THE WAITING ROOM

It says a lot that the only organic cosplays this company has had are from 2 attention whores and Likers crossdressing

Trans rights are human rights.

>>101180722
Stop naking me want to rewatch this again

>>101180734
Really makes you think. Who convinced sakana that hiring all of those co

>>101180734
Women don't like pickmetubers. On an unrelated note, i've played Sekiro for 12 hours straight, and now mentally want to dodge letters, when they appear on the screen while typing. I guess i'll go and take a nap, maybe will playe league later.

it's time
>>101180735
>>101180735
>>101180735

>>101180785
Cosplayers was a good idea*

My brain is shutting down on me, gn

>>101180763
lol no

>>101179448
fly me to offkai, and let play liker's 'rethra
let me press a 5"3 starknight
In my cali rental car

In other words: bito can join
In other words: please not capipi

>>101180794
You have doomed us all.

>>101177887
She looks like she would unironically give me a handy for weed

>>101181154
looks trashy

>>101181154
Lisa?

>>101178949
He's one of those characters you find at every event that's just part of the scenery and the groups you'll always see being shilled by these kinds of places for some reason,
it's like an in group that you have to deal with if you don't want half your event going to shit even if they are always the most annoying attention whores to deal with

>>101179203
She's probably streamed more hours since debut than Lia has all year
She's the one person I'm not that mad about seeing take a break

>>101181251
Lia has streamed a shit ton this year
already far more than she ever did last year

>>101180418
Yeah, I don't like collabs and she said last year she'd find time to do regular hour solo streams when she got her own room for these trips

>>101180442
>>101180533
>>101180686
>>101181192
>>101182178
The degree to which this thread is being samefagged by a singular whining cocksucker is genuinely one for the ages.