This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1932258811374694792
Lumi lives and she's doing some doing things friday/sat with some cool girls

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

Lumi is gone!

Previous Thread:>>101040389

Aside from what Lumi has reposted on her twitter, have any of the other girls on the trip mentioned her at all?

>>101198024
I want to hear stories about Clio when she gets back

>>101198451
yes that will be interesting to hear

>>101198451
Clio will see that Lumi is a Stacy.

>>101199510
Clio will see only see a girl failure

Doesn't seem like Lumi's going to be on the offcolab...

>>101200603
probably for the best if she is driving

>>101200484
Lumi is not a girlfaure

Why is Lumi evil?

>>101204324
>squeals

>>101203081
She is though. She can barely feed herself

>>101204324
too much stardust and possibly hangry

>>101206130
But she fed her entire family for an entire week.

>>101203081
she has already accomplished more than most people ever will. she can also go back to a normie life at the snap of her fingers with a degree and socialization in the high normiesphere. the only thing she is struggling with is finding someone worthwhile to trust.
when you are a hot, funny, and reasonably smart woman in her late 20s, that is a damn good problem to have. when she is ready, all she needs to do is ghost all of us and go outside. she is going to be okay.

>>101207971
Yes, but Lumi has imposter syndrome.

>>101207971
She’s a vtuber. Obviously something is wrong with her or she’d already be married or doing something else.
You guys put her on too high a pedestal

>>101209116
>Obviously something is wrong with her
She has low self-esteem due to her upbringing

>>101209601
So she’s just a failed Stacy

>>101208925
perhaps. in any case she has likely arrived at the crossroad that will determine how she spends the rest of her vtubing career.
1. she devotes herself fully to the vtubing metrics of success and her legacy therein
2. she resolves to work through and resolve whatever issues are keeping her from being happy; and with vtubing as a mere instrumentality to create the time and environment neccessary to do so.
she can choose either, but she must choose.

>>101210048
More like a woman with lots of issues

>>101212440
We can fix her

>>101207971
>she can also go back to a normie life at the snap of her fingers
Lumi hates talking to people if she can see there face. Last year she did some concert at an anime convention and you can tell she's was a different person just because she saw people's faces when she was singing. If she had a good support system to get her socialized after her graduation maybe she would do ok. If she doesn't she probably will sink into depression and become a NEET

>>101215194
She's already a shut-in and neet

>>101215644
She's anything but. She's outgoing, can cook for her family for an entire week, and has a boyfriend. It's hard to get more normal than that.

>>101215644
Exactly. What's actually going to get her out of her apartment when she graduates?

>>101210097
I know. see
>>101215194
see, I agree with this assessment. maybe I am the blind one, but the path forward seems clear as day. vtubing will inevitablly end and is inherently an unstsble job. if there is no plan to survive afterwards, the only sane thing to do is fully commit to finding one.
fixing yourself is a true accomplishment. but it can only be measured internslly and subjectively. vtubing might be a tool, but it tangles objective externsl metrics of success in front of you.
the type of person to take extra comfort in routine would slowly begin to value the metrics of the process over the achievement of the objective. the only way around that is to freely and fully commit.

>>101216661
>vtubing will inevitablly end and is inherently an unstsble job.
This is what I thought about streaming back in 2010/2011 that it'll be completely dead in 5 years. Instead influencer became the new Doctor/Lawyer

Lumi will never stop vtubing. This is her legacy

>>101217771
true. the path forward is the opposite in she doubles down on vtubing. if that is what is going to make her happy, then wasting time feeling is just time wasted on the path to the goal. I think she knows this already.
in any case, only she can know what set of assumptions and problem sets are extant (if not neccessarily their salience).
the choice must be freely made, but made.
>>101217843
if that is truely her assessment then it seems like the choice is also obvious. we will see.

>>101218020
>then wasting time feeling is just time wasted on the path to the goal.
It's a woman what do you expect.
Regardless influencers are going to be around as long as individuals can monetize attention without gov overhead and regulation. I think in Lumi's case she needs to figure out what she actually wants to stream because right now she's mostly just crunching and setting out useless milestones for herself like finishing her backlog, the spirit of it feels fatalist like she's going through a bucket list before graduation. I don't see why she can't learn something she always wanted to get better at on stream or git gud at a game she likes.

>>101217843
She literally said at 30 she will quit because she is a woman who wants kids.

>>101218802
She’s coping, she will never find a man who will love her for who she is, and she’s not the type to settle for IFV and be a single mother. So she better get over her disgust for dating young men.

>>101219171
>she will never find a man
Have you been in a coma?

>>101199510
>Stacey
There's a reason she becomes oddly quiet every time Oli or Lina are discussing something that a true Stacey would be familiar with.

>>101207971
>she can also go back to a normie life at the snap of her fingers with a degree
The more time that passes where she hasn't found a job related to her degree the more she will forget and the less likely it is that an employer would want to hire her.

>>101218802
Actually she said 25 years ago but we all know that ship has sailed.

>>101219282
I think it's implied she wanted to be an aerospace engineer but got skill issue'd so she got a Master's for bragging rights, and what she really wants to do is be a project manager. Something that Sakana can easily fake on her resume

>>101219197
She found a man who will love her for who she is, won’t manipulate her, and won’t abandon her when she’s sick or disabled?

>>101219400
Idk about all that but he sure does love oblivion

>>101218802
That was Starbro's save file

>>101219400
He's already trying to destroy her career by playing games on her stream pc

>>101219432
>>101219650
lmao

what's the point of having a new general if the same cuckposting and doxbait happens here?

>>101219683
the cuckposts are from /pcg/ who feels threatened by new generals appearing.

>>101219683
>talking about stories she's told on stream is now consider doxbait

>>101219683
the huge majority of cucks in the community have been empowered by lumis yab. should just let this shit hole die

>>101219712
ah yes
>the chronicles of the save file
>valentine's getaway trilogy
are you actually retarded or pretending to be retarded

>>101219758
It's obvious those idiots are from /pcg/ trying to stir shit, most of the time, this general doesn't do that.

>>101219561
Funniest post iit.

>>101219758
ok tell my why she didn't stream on Valentine's then

>>101219821
I don't have to it wasn't streamed, it's not related to her streams. You're extrapolating information that you shouldn't be privy to

>>101219758
Are you trolling? I can't tell if you're doing the naive white knight larp or you're genuinely lumis last remaining uber cuck that hasn't come to terms with reality

>>101219758
gumi please

>>101219432
for someone who loves oblivion he played just 40 minutes. Todd failed him

>>101219854
I think I know full well what's going on, but it doesn't mean I have to shit stir any discussion going on with that information. I think it's more telling with your hyperfixation on this issue that you either thought she was doing GFE or you just have a genuine cuck fetish.
>>101219858
If you're not a Gumi what are you?

>>101215644
japan trips/Switzerland trip/Spain trip, goes to offkai and to phase warehouse. sure gumi. she is a shut in. And you are definitely not delusional.

>>101219959
I have a cuck fetish.

>>101220013
there's a /trash/ board just for you

>>101219959
i ve seen the light and stopped watching this lying 3 letter garden tool

>>101220039
That's cool so let go of your attachments, find something better to do with your time and stop raiding other boards

>>101220081
nah, you are a cuck.

>>101220081
If she didn't want people to be negative about her she shouldn't have cucked so many people. It's her fault

>>101220107
>>101220119
you should make an anti general

I see the usual uncreative tactic of creating shallow chaos to derail and relegitimize are back. newfaggery is always a laugh

>>101220157
I'm in it, you're the one that seems lost

>>101220267
This general is to show our love and appreciation for Lumi

>>101220267
post hands

>>101220290
Her personal oblivion enjoyer already does it. you only have a cuck chair reservation left

>>101220331
Only fair you do it first as you're making demands, cuck.

This is all filler until Lumi being spanked comes up as a possible topic

Even at the low-end estimate of 0.319 Solar masses, there's just no way for Lumi to exist as a luminous star when her radius [height] is only 162 cm at most.
That's far below her Schwarzchild radius.

I'm noticing, the /pcg/ antis are just coming here because their posts are getting crowded out from all the conposting
they can't go a few days without shitting on phase girls, sad really

>>101220506
I guess if nothing else this proves that all the shit stirrers, all the supposed disgruntled fans are just people who haven't let go after 2 months. And they were so so hoping that her career would take a nose dive, that she would "exposed" for what she really is. And when they were met with indifference they just couldn't take it, every second she's live happy talking to her regulars is pure torture to them. You're the male version of seething femanon who can't understand why no one likes her over her competition. Who's in the cuck chair Anon unable to tear their eyes off her? You choose to be here after all this time, I bet you even imagined yourself in a relationship with someone like your idealized version of Lumi, maybe even believed it was possible. Will you keep raging in your little cuck chair Anon? How does this end?

>>101220691
didn't read but that's an extreme cuck seethe post lmao

>not even trying to deny that she had a boyfriend the whole time
>switch tactics to saying "Why does it matter you weren't in a relationship with her in the first place"
lol
lmao

>>101220736
>Why does it matter you weren't in a relationship with her in the first place
explain how this isn't the most reasonable position to have

>>101220660
Isn't her old intro screen supposed to be her true form, and on stream she's just in her human form?

Some of you are mistaken.
I cuckpost because I WANT to be cucked and humiliated by Lumi, I'm not an anti.

>>101197385 (OP)
>This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C
Rember when they found out that one of its planets is in its habitable zone?
Exciting stuff, but I honestly wonder if a red dwarf is even stable enough for any planet around it to be habitable. The other two Glieses may also affect this somehow. In any case, Mankind has to claim it before E.T. becomes too much of a threat (by existing).

>>101220782
problem is lying. i have more respect for open whores like cottontail than for a lying pathetic hoe like lumi who pretends to be single and dateless cause she doesn't think that she can grow an audience any other way. If you are a cuck with 0 self respect doesn't mean others are like that

>>101220905
once again we loop back to>>101220691
>they were so so hoping that her career would take a nose dive, that she would "exposed" for what she really is. And when they were met with indifference they just couldn't take it, every second she's live happy talking to her regulars is pure torture to them. You're the male version of seething femanon who can't understand why no one likes her over her competition.

>>101220947
idc about her career. i just came here to call cuck a cuck. i just stopped watching her. you are a seething cuck tho

>>101218383
for anyone cchecking,, this was the last serious post on the lumi general.

>>101220959
>uh uh I just came here because I have nothing better to do
>I don't even watch her bro I'm not a cuck I just keep coming back here

>>101221000
her oblivion crisis fucked you so much you are now full delusional. pygy4

You are wasting your time with this shit. Give it up. Life is waiting for you.

>>101220905
Women who are open about their relationships can only grow an audience if they lean into being a whore (like cottontail) or if they're actually funny (like Vei).
Lumi is not capable of either of those things so she will continue lying and offering gfe.

>>101221046
said the loyal soldier of lumi defense force (LDF?)

>>101221030
her oblivion crisis fucked you so much you can't stop seething about it even after others have moved on. pygy4

>>101221063
defending her to the moon is what you call moved on? brother. i didn’t think it was possible to be that delusional. fucking hell mate. get some help. and some self respect. Lumi defence force - dismissed

>I won because I said so

>>101221059
How many loyal gumis died during Iran's rocket strikes last night? They're suffering and you don't even care!

>>101221241
i heard that one of those rockets hit right into the oblivion crisis damage control centre. many died brother. too many

I just love Lumi and want to post about her whenever she streams.

Isle of Lumi

>>101222128
same desu

>>101209601
She doesn't have low self-esteem. Most women just have way too high of an opinion of themselves.

>>101222485
>She doesn't have low self-esteem.
Then why does she shrink into herself whenever her family appears.

>>101222519
That's what should happen. Women should be demure in the presence of others.

>>101222485
Lumi is one of those women who hates themselves and holds themselves to an unrealistically high standard, but masks it by acting like a girlboss, or like she's better than she is. It's pretty clear she has self-esteem issues.

>>101222551
this

>>101222547
Fearing ones parents is not demure.

>>101222551
You're just used to low quality women. All good women hate themselves.

>>101222569
Fearing her parents? From the way she talks about them she has a very healthy relationship with them, with mutual love and frequent calls. What kind of liberalcuck family are you from?

Fucking concerntrolling faggots. All I'm concerned about is why her husband/boyfriend is someone who plays oblivion with a copypasted male character from r*ddit, on his gf's computer noless.
He'd better be some successful salaryman who's too busy to sit through character creation for hours and download 10 mods to make the perfect jailbait bimbo.

>>101222617
He means standing on equal footing, both being adults, she is concerned with how her parents perceive her which suggest she is still looking for their approval in all things.

>>101222617
>>101222711
not to mention how the stress of her parents visiting was enough to send her into a depressive state, even if they have a good relationship that can't be healthy

>>101222711
Uh she's apparently an unmarried woman, of course she should seek their approval in all things.

>>101222758
I hope the next missile strike sends you packing

>>101222743
>healthy
Fucking white liberals think healthy is letting your kids smoke weed and do whatever they want.
>>101222771
Kill yourself. Cucks like you are why white civilization (only civilization worthy to be called as cuh) is in serious decline.

When did Lumi attract so many liberal cuck viewers? I bet it's after her model change.

>>101222825
Oldmi really was s.o.y repellant

>>101222850
im shaking and crying rn how could you post this

>>101222850
Fucking youtube comments are unironically less onions infused than the concern trolls ITT.

>>101222850
she still is

>>101222825
Since when is caring about Lumi bad?

>>101223440
I care about her which is why I want her to be a submissive wife who has have many babies.

We're live!!! If we're lucky we'll get some cute daddy's girl rp.
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>101224567
I will enjoy this stream

Lumi got boob-mogged by Loki...

If Lumi had a ponytail

Lumi is going off about being branded as yellow again

>>101222551
Exactly

>>101224567
Lumi doesn’t know that the gas pump goes to the gas tank.

>>101230085
she's figuring it out, slowly but surely

Good news, being around the other girls helped Lumi recover from her fugue state.

>>101231269
hopefully she figured out what caused it too

Cucks

to all the idiots shitting up the thread - yes white knights too, stop shitting up my thread by being a bait gobbling retard.
Op, god bless him, took over baking. we had no trouble managing for months until you retarded shitters showed up and got us 100s of boring slop comments.
you are more disruptive than the cuck posters. cease your faggotry or be presumed hostile.

I miss occasionally thinking during streams. it looks like my summer car somehow amuses most of the rts and factorio crowd. lumi was happy. maybe this is a smart move afterall.

>>101232664
she seemed to enjoy it, even going so far as pulling up diagrams instead of just asking chat to do it all
more fun to watch than ME at least

>>101232883
true. I loved mass effect growing up but it is no fun watching someone force themselves through a game. strategy sunday was always her high effort day. most mass effect crowd doesnt seem to notice. the ones who might try to cheerlead for mass effect but would just get disappointed on thinking day.
It has been a shitty month. my summer car must be the equivalent of a safety blanket to someome who unironically likes factorio. I cant bitch

>>101235421
I think she got caught today

>>101220664
>make an unneeded slow general for some 3 view twitch thot
>get surprised when the antis come to shit on her cuck fanbase in the thread

>>101236508
you're taking this all very seriously. are you okay bud?

>>101224567
Watching the vod and Lumi is cute

>>101218802
She already has one. On a clip she explicitly says that in 10 years time she will tweet "By the way this...."
Implying she going through a life defining part in her life.

>>101237468
why does seeing her happy makes me happy?

>>101231490
Lumi is like a daughter to me

>>101222850
oldmi got "why would you have that text its offensive to feminism" chatter
newmi just gets "uuu be my gf uuu" chatters
it's not the same...

>>101237857
odd choice of post to reply to. I will bite.

>>101237862
an easy way to fix this problem is if she just became my boyfriend so I don't have to ask anymore

>>101237921
you seem confused

>>101237973
meant to say girlfriend

>>101237694
We don't know what she was implying in the clip. She probably said it already or hinted at it though out the years since that clip is ancient. It's probably small and non important

>>101238210
are you sure you didn't mean to say he?

>>101238891
yes

>>101239258
I thought so. in that case I wish you the best of luck in your endevorors if you are a femanon or a happy faggot month if not.
>>101223501
>want
you lost the war before it began
>>101222893
lumi's mind is to transparent you could trade it out for my formal logic workbooks bsck in uni and I wouldnt even notice. half the fun of watching her is finding and fixing the errors

is she streaming during offkai?

>>101243767
Yes

>>101243898
thank you

white woman facts are back!

I love it when Lumi tempts men into sinning.

>>101244298
I love it when pupi draws a normal mouth. I can practically feel my hand smacking her ass

>>101244298
Is that Centurii-chan? My other favorite blonde

>>101244597
Yes.

>>101244621
She's so real for that.

lumi clearly wanted a quick but firm spanking to help calm down this morning. is there a streaming friendly alternative?

>>101244298
Cute

>>101244621
True gfe material

>>101244522
I think Pupi's art sucks

>>101249430
Pupi’s art is good.

>>101250063
nta but I dont get the mouth thing. outside of that it is great

>>101250063
His art is mid at best. Maybe if he didn't rush it out it would be better

>>101251301
She hates Uruka.

>>101251746
He only rushes it because Lumi demands it

Lumi can't defend Uruka's bad hair choice
https://files.catbox.moe/xi7qkn.mp3

>>101252390
she's trying so hard not to just say that it sucked

>>101252666
Lumi tries not to hurt other girls' feelings.

>>101252666
I liked how honest she was today. it sort of startled me at first but it was so nice to just hear her talk to us again. I miss that about her

>>101252666
>>101252725
Lumi does not hold back. Poor Uruka
https://files.catbox.moe/ddfzhf.mp3

Cucky cucks its time to eat out Lumi's cum filled snatch

>>101252818
it was more than just that. she called out a lot of people who were annoying her today. I was really proud of her. it's funny. you forget why you started watching someone and just fall into the habit of hope for the best for them because they are familiar. it took a sec to process but todsy reminded me why I started watching then eventually chat all these years ago. she's a good kid

>>101253173
She did have a certain kind of energy to her that she's been missing for a while, probably because she was in a better mood than she has been. I wonder how long she will be able to keep it up?
>>101252818
she called Mari a fairy as well, the way she said it I can't tell if it was supposed to be an insult or not

>>101253339
forever once she figures out that the why is always more important than the what

>>101253339
that kind of energy is called tickle time with a certain oblivion lover

>>101253484
yeah, me

>>101253339
She probably gets worn down by loneliness or not being seen, it's a shame Phase girls are notoriously bad at scheduling and being punctual. When she had NTR Thursdays every week I feel like this wasn't a problem, hope she gets into collabing again.
>>101253484
morning Anon

>>101253573
Idaho has good taste
she's mentioned how she thinks it's important for the girls to be able to see each other more, so she might have plans. The Minecraft thing seems like it will go on for a little while, even if she's not a big fan of the game

>>101253573
Worn down by loneliness? But I was told Lumi is an introverted misanthrope who hates seeing people and being reminded that people have bodies!?!? Is that all an act she puts on?!

>>101254630
Extroverts feed off vibes to achieve baseline while introverts need meaningful connections to do the same because they feel worn down by excessive social interactions.

I can save Lumi

>>101253173
Kill yourself faggot.

Will Lumi stream today?

>>101257657
YT stream in 40min and Twitch stream in 5h40m

soon...

>>101254719
yeah I hate collabs but she unironically needs human interaction and I would be no better than some fat fuck of a groomer or cuckposter otherwise. she should get those mia/clio collabs formalized.

lumi cant read men to save her life but she can immediately smell a woman's bullshit. no wonder she thinks she is a great judge of character. she is and isnt.

>>101263019
Wrong

>>101264967
t. never spoken to a woman in his life. good to see you

>>101258799
Soon what

>>101267485
nta but he meant tardwife coming out to play

Cucks

>>101267611
when a girl who is new to blowjobs is sucking your dick, what is she doing wrong 90% of the time? something tells me you cannot, willnot, and never could answer.

>>101251750
The hag is jealous of the youthful

>>101267764
it's not my fault virgin souls taste the best

Our lemon wife is yapping
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>101269973
I don't like the way she is talking about how she needs to get through all of her games...

>>101270219
Mass effect 1 had some unanswered questions and Lumi wants to see if the sequels will answer them.

Lumi will be a guest on Miia's stream later once she's done with her new outfit debut

Why won't Lumi go with the default already?

Why does Lumi hate traditional feminine hairstyles?
https://files.catbox.moe/oc4238.mp3

>>101273371
Lumi is very picky especially when it comes to hair

>>101272193
they should hang out more. miia is the only other vtuber lumi is actually fun and herself enough with to enjoy a collab.

lumi is so good at ragebaiting. whether she means to or not. I love to hate her

>>101273913
they are doing another collab on Thursday, someone posted this on /pcg/

I wish I was Harrot

chat's autism. is so powerful. she hated ME1. she is about to meet one of the only characters she likes. but wait! 10% bonus instead of the mission

>>101275435
enlightened. we all try to be nice in our day to day and tanking retards is an easy win. but like harrot, we must always be laughing.

>>101273521
Is that why she doesn't shave her pubes?

Lumi is domming Miia on her stream
https://www.twitch.tv/miia

>>101277180
I like how they are actuallly having a conversation

who is the other girl with lumi and miia? she sounds smart

>>101277180
Factorio is always fun to watch

>>101277434
Lady Saffron, she plays strategy games alot
https://youtube.com/@ladysaffronvtuber

>>101277502
oh. isnt she a jew

>>101277436
part of fixing lumi willl involve fixing miaa, wont it?

>>101278028
they really are like sisters

>>101278184
I dont know much about miia but it really seems that way

>>101278184
Miia is just a younger Lumi

Was Miia an actual female Gumi, or was that an urban legend?

>>101279782
she was a real gumi. she was giving lumi shit for something. it was cute

>>101280282
during her subathon I meant

lumi is going to get dinner but may be back. miia, the smart one, and lumi should hang out more.

>>101280810
No, I don't want Lumi to groom Miia.

>>101280810
I'm sure they will enjoy their double date

>Lumi calls MariMari a femboy

>>101283060
lumi is just jealous because mari is both cuter and younger

>>101281227
these are so cute. why would lumi groom miia? or for whom?

is lumi coming back or is she curled up for the night?

>>101277973

>>101286259
nooooooo

>>101286259
I am going to pretend that lumi posted this to keep us safe. imagine popping your whore cherry for a jew.

>>101278028
Miaa has way less damage than lumi

>>101288197
What if Starbro marries Miaa?

>>101288197
true, but lumi also has greater overall capacity. helping someone else feel better is a good way to pull yourself out. it is sort of nobless oblige type thing. not everyone is created equal. throw in some temperance and humility and that is essence of charity.

>>101288253
her parents and possibly god wont be down with race mixing. incest posters deserve the rope. still, there is a non-zero chance the way lumi handled being his friendgroup's hot sister might mean that miia and he would really get along. this has officially reached faggy levels of speculation so I will end it there

>>101288422
>incest posters deserve the rope
Incest posters know what Lumi wants

>>101288764
I suppose it us possible. just like it is possible the first time I thought about fucking lumi was pic related. that wouldnt make me proudly embrace the virtues of cunny every six seconds

>>101281227
she already did, she hangs out with Lumi's clique offstream

>>101263019
https://i.warosu.org/data/vt/img/0519/10/1687450950386509.png

>>101289680
Like irl?

>>101290313
No she lives in Florida iirc, by max0r's vibes I'm guessing he does too so maybe they do hang out irl. It doesn't sound like she's the type to go out for lunch with her friends, she used to just go to hip hop concerts with her head mod.

>>101289751
I wont let the string of shit tier people who keep trying to fuck her over be the thing that defines her

>>101289751
Lumi really hates menace

>>101284357
She also called her a fairy and Tinkerbell

Lumi will never find the perfect man and she will be reduce to being the cool wine aunt in family meetings. Or worse, think her nephews and nieces are her surrogate children she never had.

>>101290988
as she should, menace deserves to be called out
>>101291857
this is unfortunately likely, she's already trying to be the cool aunt even. Ironically, she would make a better aunt than mother most likely

>>101292521
cant be a cool aunt with a boyfriend gumicuck

>>101292753
can't you?

Look guys! 3dpd fixmi! At least hair-wise

post em

>>101294139
something tells me that isn't a real person

>>101294429
yeah nah it's a picture of a real person
https://www.instagram.com/ao_necokatteru/

>>101294429
the face isnt real so yea

>>101294586
hmm she is uncanny, but she does have fixmi hair
I like this one:
https://www.instagram.com/p/DJEXEGLpXeE/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2h1FM7YKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2h1FM7YKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2h1FM7YKE

>>101291857
all she needs to do is be sweet enough to attract the altruism of someone smarter than her. you probably cant even conceive of someone having their shit together. she just needs to learn what a genuine intetaction looks like. you on the otherhand have a a much steeper hill to climb

>>101298607
imagine how much fun she must be to hang out with. she does these every week.

>>101299416
the other girls all talk about her like she's fun to be around too, I don't think I could handle her energy personally

>>101299619
never say never. girls like that are rare but addicting. especially if you are an introvert and can feed off each other. it's like a well of endless energy

>>101197385 (OP)
Lemons

>>101302613
She’s our lemons.

>>101291857
Lumi will. Most likely she's going to be introduced to him through a friend or get asked out by some other streamer

>>101303941
I dont think it is smart for anyone to start dating when they arent happy and would work on finding someone she can trust to just work through things out of altruism. there are a lot of clever streamers out there who might know at least in part what it is like. that is a good point.
I just hope her trust issues dont make that circular. right now it looks like everyone who had the energy to get her to trust them required thinking with your dick levels energy to get there.

>>101305349
This may be a tough pill to swallow but almost no one thinks like this, the only thing women filter out is sad men and they typically don't view any one relationship as a marker for their own mental or what they want. They want one type of guy for every mood, phase and stage in life, if guys think with their dick then women think with their neuroticism and if it takes 5-10 guys to satisfy their every whim then they collectively form a successful relationship in a woman's mind. I'd hope she has enough bad experience with other women to have this insight but her biological clock works against her, if she doesn't have one yet she might literally just pick anybody like she's suggested before and end up with a bad divorce.

>>101305349
I don't think lumi wants to date anyone in her trust circle of artists/clippers. She probably knows there all thinking with there dick like you said. She's not going to get better streaming 24/7 with her trust issues. She's has alot of good friends in phase and out to help her with her issues/finding someone

>>101303941
>Lumi will
Lumi already has*

>>101306032
if true, then this makes me very happy to hear. vtubers are sort of a mess and might make things worse. still I hear one might be sane and get it. I heard she even did ground level, plug your nose, charity for homeless people. good thing they hit it off at the canada thing. I have faith

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>>101306310
Lumi has gone on about this a few times so it's probably true, you never know if it's just cope or not though, she might have had bad experiences with other streamers in the past

>>101306614
only a retard or someone head over heels in love would date a streamer. I would laugh at the former, but I suppose it would be wrong to laugh at the latter. love does seem to find a way.
when you are drowning in sadness, I know first hand you will grab any boat that comes near. I got lucky and grabbed onto something willing to pull me up. lucky for me it moved on in its search for other lost souls. But I cant even call someone retarded if I would make the same mistake

I was listening to a history podcast but youtube is fucking retarded so it went over to lumi hiking in the woods. the little part about her making sandwhiches to take care of her mom. that was cute.

>>101308474
it was a cute stream, she takes a lot of pride in how she packages her sandwiches

>>101310232
I think she has rules that she has to follow when she loves someone

Is Lumi really writing the smut book she's been talking about? It would be a good read.

>>101306614
>she might have had bad experiences with other streamers in the past
You talking about her last corpo?

>>101312184
I meant more just in general, but that is probably part of it

Cucks

>>101312767
brown virgin

>>101306310
>good thing they hit it off at the canada thing
They?

>>101313594
whispers speak of a single sane girl in the company. maybe I am wrong, I hate vtubing in general. but I am sure 33 can here it in her own name

>>101313876
who is the single sane girl?

>>101314083
I already told you. sorry I man. I am not trying to be annoying. I learned 9 years ago that I am normally (and annoyingly) too on point with my observations. If I share them here, some homosexual anti or worse my suspects within gumicord will use it against us. it is really obvious though.

>>101311971
Lumi would never write nor read smut

>>101286259

>it's over...

>>101314797
understandable

>>101315394
Anon, she's reading a book about a rich CEO raping his secretary and how the secretary likes it

>>101316559
he isnt raping her. she showed up for the job because she was down to fuck. whether she realized it or not. woman are in need of infanilizing but they are not infants.b

If Lumi was raped by Sakana would she secretly like it?

>>101317117
No, Lumi only wants white men that are younger than her

>>101317281
hot

>>101314797
>some homosexual anti or worse my suspects within gumicord
We don't care about them here. Just post the name

>>101318599
He never will, the only thing he ever does is vaguepost.

Any chance of Starbro becoming a streamer? I want to know if he’s really a male Lumi.

>>101318924
0%, lumi became cringe to him since she started streaming

>>101319012
maybe if Lumi is still streaming in a few years she can pay him to show up for a stream

>>101319012
I thought he was more embarrassed, since Lumi went from running her own cool girl social clique to being an anime girl. You know, the type of girl Lumi would bully.

>>101319151
Lumi said already she might bring him on

>>101318706
you sir, are either underage or a virgin. guess what? you WILL never know the warmth of a woman's touch. you will never know what it is like to have a horrible day and come home to someone who loves you. you will never know what it is like to kiss a girl's belly or neck when you are gently fucking her for the first time. you are not a person.

>>101319404
I hope she doesn’t bully him too much.

I want Lumi to break me

>>101319863
she can be sassy when she wants to be

>>101319930
Her being sassy is her being bratty. I want her to break me, both mentally and emotionally.

well. that was the closest thing to a love story I have seen in a long time.

>>101319992
Would you let a suspicious Lumi into your home late at night?

>>101320292
Yes, in a heartbeat.

>>101320292
I'd pat her head and tell her it is okay

>>101319407
Boy's crashing out

>>101321280
tell me what it is like when a girl who is bad at givng blowjobs is sucking your dick. now. what is it that she is doing wrong. prove it or fuck off you pathetic piece of shit

I still dont know who OP is but I love him in a heterosexual way

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>>101322284
lumi really needs to shitpost with us more. we put so much effort into figuring her out the least she could do is make me laugh in turn.