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Last Thread:>>101237383

God Bless the Quest

>muh fansly
You're missing the point, Bao is phasing in.

>im used to doing it alone in the shower not in front of people
-marimari_en

Someone spend $100 on a superchat to ask Clio what her Supermacs order is.

>>101243772
Wow Sakana art hehe so funni

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

Hag sex

>>101243785
Why would she?

SNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFF

>>101243815
mating press

streams are happening
>urufriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-zkA6bIToE
>quest (offcollab)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP6I-sNvAmA
>jelly (crypto game)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9BRP-2wS9Y
>airi (shopping for assets)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNoFEzH_tbw
>runie (theatre nonsense)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzIEDT4wxVk

>>101243809
Why would marimari_en? Jelly doesn't collab with anyone outside of PC.

I LOVE MY MOM

This /biz/ stream that Jelly's doing right now reminds me of all the anons who get crypto rich, try dumping their money into real stocks, and get absolutely raped because they think actual stocks move as fast as crypto. There's a good reason why wall street traders think crypto is a retarded schizo fever dream by macroeconomic standards.

Trust Da Michi
Love Da Michi
Believe in Da Michi

>mari can hog call
what kind redneck hick is she

yeah thats a montana girl

>>101243799
You’re a barren land where joy and whimsy go to die.

>>101243841
Some stocks are also memes like Tesla

They should keep making noise to wake up Pippa

>>101243785
>Randomly giving some chinaman half your money
Nah

>>101243828
Bao is bigger than Marimari_en was.

>>101243828
>Why would marimari_en? Jelly doesn't collab with anyone outside of PC.
Like she did for years?
Man... it really is a mystery.

>>101243850
mother from the military and dad left them

>>101243711 (OP)
How long until Uruka gets those puppies pierced?

Kids? Are they not I'm an air bnb

>>101243785
yuck and never

Which Phasers would be easy to bully into giving a blowjob

>>101243870
They said someone slammed a door too, kek

>>101243864
CEO worshipers get the rope. fuck all the retard artists who have to shoe horn him in everywhere.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>101243953
Pippa, Dizzy, Iori and Hime

>>101243953
Easy there Aster go back to where you came from.

[Runie news] Hime has stolen her oshi.

>>101243877
Real

>>101243953
Which wouldn't?

>>101244008
Runie should teach Hime a lesson...

Iori is probably a hapa right?

Hime is Ritsuko…

>>101244028
Tenma and Lia would probably resist the most

>>101243953
all of them

>>101243980
I don’t necessarily disagree with you, but in the context of that art piece, it works.

>>101243711 (OP)
I WANNA SNIFF THIS BEAR

>>101244051
Here we go....

In a stunning turn of events, Runie has relinquished her role as Ristuko and moved to Chihaya

i hope eepy is having fun with the grills :3

Where's Pippa

I have a simple rule, if a vtuber says inshallah or other arabic bullshit, i drop them at lightspeed.

dont give an inch

r8 Runie's idolmaster casting

>>101244172
Don't worry about it

>>101243953
Hime, Hina, Shiina, Dizzy, Lumi, Eimi, and Pippa

>>101243980
If it's at his expense, it's fine

>>101244124
Not a bad match up

[Jelly news] She forgot to pay off her loan. It's over.

>>101244135
what do you call this thing

>>101244216
Nope. Still retarded and worship. Ribbing and joking is still not serious and still building him up.

>>101244196
AAaieee

>>101244234
I'll give her a 3 stream check. Recommend me her best ones so I can make a sound judgement despite how annoying you are.

>>101244180
all I have to do to scare off jews is mutter some desert gibberish? mashallah it shall be done!!

bros i found a cute pink vtuber bunny girl and I asked if she's pippa.
I got banned tho, any idea why?

>>101244265
Without him we wouldn't have the talents

when the ceo is more famous than 3/4s of the talent roster, it is a problem. you’ve got to draw the line somewhere man

>>101244255
negro at video games

>>101244303
what are our talents?

>>101244124
Glad I closed that stream.

>>101244265
Sakana is a meme whether you like it or not, fag. It's the talents themselves that push it. Sakana shitposts in their chats. God you newfags are so lame.

>>101244172
She's definitely with everyone else going to dinner annon :^). Definitely not with anyone else

>>101244337 (me)
>>101244303

>Sleepy can put her legs behind her head
Mating press

>>101244356
>newfags
Ive been talking shit about Fishfag for years. Kill yourself

>>101244349
There's a wiki for that, I'm not listing eveveryone

>>101244172
She met a guy

They haven't even beaten stage 1 yet...

>>101244280
seething malay post

>>101243883
Scrolling through her past streams, she only collabed with non phasers twice, and one of them was NyanaBanyana who's probably joining some corpo right now.
Maybe there were more collabs, but that's still pretty rare.

>>101244378
Well when you put it like that, I can understand

Are we switching targets to Pippa now? No one notified me in the cuckold discord

>>101244425
Pippa would never do one night stands anon

is jelly winning

>>101244480
she's homeless

jelly game would be kino if it just abandoned the whole crypto shit for a time travel schizo storyline

>>101243845
I LOOOOOOOOOVE DA MICHI

bat is retarded and has a cavernous midget pussy

Which phase girl would be most appropriate for a BDSM relationship with a female teacher?

>>101244172
Too busy locked away in her room shlicking her brain out

ok 1 more bat

RATE THE EVIL WOMAN
RATE THE CASTING
RATE THE SONGS
RATE THE YAPPING
RATE THE STREAM

>>101244498
why would you want to fuck a hallway?

>>101244474
Lol, lmao

>>101244538
10/10, very comfy stream

>>101244432
Luzzi, your daughters... :(

Sakana needs to hire an Israeli talent

>>101244445
Others have collabed with literal whores, including Bao, bur right now I can't remember.
Lumi or Pippa?

>>101244628
but we have Lumi

Someone give me a summary of the quest collab
NOW
NOW NOW

So that tweet from Pippa last night about being overstimulated was because they all went to a packed arcade. Thanks for the story that we'll never get out of her Mari and Sleepy

>>101244675
Mari talks a lot, Sleepy talks a little

>>101244675
clio can queef at command, mari is a human water gun, sleepy is a literal walking sexdoll

>>101244675
clio showed her penis on stream

>[Jelly news] Crap, that was dip I should have bought. Can I still take out a loan?
Chat, I need only your finest Bogdanoff memes.

>>101243815
Ponder if you will, hagsex

>>101244675
I didnt see it, but it went like this:
Mari throwing curve balls at Clio who struggles to answer, Sleepy in the background yelling 'yeah yeah' and asserting with her head

bros how do I stop being fat I'm so tired of it

How I invest. And why I watch vtubers instead of trading crypto.

why is Jelly reposting stuff from Phase Enemy Saba?

>>101244750
start using stimulants

>>101244750
eat less

>>101244526
you didn't give a stream rec wtf are you even doing shilling her here?

>>101244781
>How I invest.
You need a base capital of at least 30k.
>why I watch vtubers instead of trading crypto.
Because you're retarded but not retarded enough to get into crypto and lose all of your savings

>>101244750
start not eating, it actually gets quite addicting

>>101244792
you can also do zyn. its better but it can fuck up your gums

>>101244750
eat greek yogurt oatmeal and veggies. cut back red meat its easy

>>101244823
>>101244845
doesn't work like that, he'll just slow down his metabolism and it'll be even harder to lose weight because his body thinks he's starving.

>>101244750
Develop a cocaine habit

>>101244799
Saba isn't an enemy considering how adjacent Senzawa content if you pulled your head out of the sand

>she took the loan?
>doomp it

I can see /biz/ full of pink.

>>101244847
Nta but I tried zyn and it made me nauseous and gave me shivers

>>101244860
i love my onion wife

>>101244829
I still remember that one guy who leeched off his parents and fucked it all up.

>>101244856
CICO has always worked

thread related

Sleepy should post her boobies anonymously for fun.

SSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>101244916
yeah, that's why nobody is fat and diets work all the time.

jelly news

>HOW IS THE PRICE STILL FLUCTUATING WHEN I OWN EVERY COIN??
crypto traders HATE her!

>>101244883
nic poisoning. you shouldnt be doing more than 3mg unless you are trying to stop smoking and use zyn as an alternative

>>101244356
Nice try tribalist. Actual newfag here and you're both fucking gay

>>101244918
kek

>>101244938
because niggers lie to themselves and fad diets were always trash, losing weight is a lifestyle change not something temporary

>>101244072
Anon those two are the easiest

What do we think of this coin guys?

>>101244965
wow you figured it out. You should tell the world and become billionaire by ending fat and diseases all over the world with your epic CICO science

>>101244865
>>101244880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkX2NAKFM5Q

>>101244856
you sound fat

>>101244995
If you are on money you are dead. RIP Saya

>>101244998
NTA but its literally just calories in calories out.

>>101245018
I weigth 54kg

>>101244916
>CICO
its good, but its too complicated. you have to be diligent to track what you eat and the calories associated, and fat people are the farthest thing from diligent

>>101245034
obese pig

>>101244922
Maybe she did already, and you will never know. You might have even called her a tranny when it happened.

>>101245034
Eat some burgers holy shit.

>>101244936
the irony of the seiso hag having so many lewd outfits

>>101245029
Yes anon, eating 10k calories worth of lettuce is the same as 10k calories of big macs
Everybody knows that
it's so simple to lose weight
I even lost weight typing this post.
You know, calories out amirite? haha
The human body is such a simple machine

>>101245034
built for rape

>>101243785
Jelly's first fansly stream after the bao collab will consist of her trying to solve a difficult puzzle while chat controls a lovense that's inserted in her ass.

>>101245034
uoh

>>101244998
>oh im sure i dont have to count the calories of this bread, is just a little bit right?
thats why retards say that diets dont work

>>101245034
post tummy NOW

>>101244998
it's common sense to anyone that bothers educating themselves, people refuse to put in the effort and always want the easy way out for anything remotely difficult.

>>101245070
what is heavier, 10kg of feathers or 10kg of steel

>>101245089
Kino, you should become a manager

>>101245070
>it's so simple to lose weight
its
go ahead and eat 10k calories of lettuce

>>101245119
>>101245125
>Doesn't know the body operates based on hormones

I can stress the shit out of you and starve you to death and you won't lose any weight faggot.
Learn some basic biology.

>>101245110
dont remind me of her.... morko..

>>101245070
it is the same. both are unhealthy for two reasons:
too many calories for the majority of people
fucked up macros
unironically a person with a 2k diet of big macs would have better macros and be more healthy relatively than someone that only had 2k of lettuce and nothing else

>>101245029
You exercise and track it. Beat your previous best. Get faster, last longer. Learn different exercises at least 3 a day. Focus on repetition and endurance if fat. Weights if weak. Do stretches and do cardio before thinking HIIT or anything extreme. Rest don't fuck up your joints and spaghetti body parts that are lifting up your over bloated core. Don't stop your mentality is you will do this for the rest of your life until you achieve your desired fitness / look.

>>101245089
imagining the squeaky moans

>>101245151
sometimes i forget we have unironic retards like you here
yes anon your mood defies the law of physics.

>get fat
Just eat less

>start balding
Just brush your hair less

>start aging
Just go outside less

Bros why is life so simple?

t. perfect 124 y/o male in his prime

>fatties enraged when presented with basic facts
lol you are not big boned, its not genetic. you are a disgusting hambeast and its entirely your fault

4XL femanon seethe

4XLknights will seethe at this post

>>101245151
eating less is not starving, you're just another fat faggot that's addicted to sugar

>>101245197
Our bodies literally evolved to preseve fat in case of famine you fucking low IQ retard.
Did you think our ancestors had access to doordash and a fridge?
Grab a book for fuck's sake.

>>101244750
Eat at a caloric deficit, over a long period of time, don't starve yourself, that's retarded and will make your body panic itself into weight gain. Anyone that tells you dieting doesn't work is coping and impatient.

>>101243806

captcha: ANDPP

>>101245212
>did humans violate themodynamic laws which literally hold the universe together or did fat people like about eating a lot
Good study, very useful. Love that they even gave it a faggy name: "Diet Resistance."

This is why Eimi is dying, people.

>>101245212
The answer is of course air calories. Aka sneaking out to McDonald's late at night when nobody's watching.

>>101245212
pretty much

>>101245236
>starving makes you gain weight
what will people think of next

>>101245226
Do not do this, eating books is bad for you

>streams are so borring that the thread has devolved into /fit/ lite
grim

>le CICO
>le just east less :^)

Post belly faggot, I bet you look like a skinnyfat twink

>>101245226
books have shitty macros don't listen to this guy

>>101245266
We should coerce EImi into doing a deep dive into eating disorder tumblr & twitter as she has mentioned it in passing.

>>101244750
Brother, let me tell you a harsh reality. You are going to be hungry all the time. All day. Every day. For the rest of your life. Your choices are to eat or not.

You have to develop the willpower to eat less, less often, and be hungry more. You will never not be hungry, it will suck. It will suck less over time.

Do they suck or is this game hard?

>>101245226
>Our bodies literally evolved to preseve fat in case of famine you fucking low IQ retard
of course, so
>starve you to death
means that the body will start to deplete the energy reserves (your fat rolls), glad i could help

I think anons should prove who is right by providing a workout routine and diet for me to try for a month. I will try all of your methods and post results

>>101245330
No when you're starving your body will turn air into fat to help you survive, starving actually makes you gain weight

>>101245321
This is me but for rape

>>101245330
No no, the body is a perfect battery that will store energy it needs forever. That's just science, dude, read a book.

>>101245330
>>101245355
Your body starts using muscle before fat

>>101245346
Try my diet, eat 60% of what you normally eat

>>101245346
I cut on a 1500 cal/day diet and did SS on top of it to lose weight without shedding too much muscle and lost 50 pounds in 3 months, I stalled very fast on my workouts but I did shed the weight like water.

>>101245367
I accidentally typed it about rape and had to find-replace so you're right to pick up on that.

>>101245346
Suck me off 24 hours a day 3 days a week and post the results

>>101245375
why would it do that?
fat exists for the sole purpose of feeding your body when no food is around

>>101245355
is so sad that some people actually think like that, dude...

>>101245281
think of it this way, your body can tell you're eating less, way less than what you actually need to stay healthy, so it starts to slow down it's metabolism in order to make the most out of the little food you're eating, you can't tell your body when to speed it's metabolism back up, so when you start eating like a normal person again you'll still be in survival mode, so you'll ramp up your weight gain.
It makes sense, right? making the most out of your resources to keep yourself functioning.

>>101245375
That's retarded, your body stores fat specifically use as food for later.

Jelly's stream is actually fucking kino tonight, lads.

Muyu is chubby and likely the most overweight Phaser.

>>101245355
>your body will turn air into fat
Technically it's the fries you're inhaling that get turned into fat, not the air.

>>101245375
If you don't use your muscles, your body will.

>>101245375
you got me anon

>>101245409
that's why you don't binge eat after dieting genius

>>101245394
Sure, post your address here

>>101245422
that's actually michiru

>>101245417
>every night
ftfy

>>101245266
i'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and say maybe they're just retarded and not intentionally lying.
>>101245375
you have to have muscle in the first place to actually lose it

just don't eat
just don't breathe air
just don't open your eyes
ez immortality

Estrogen makes you lose fat

What they're saying is partially true. I tried fasting a few times, once for 2 weeks. Obviously fat went away but it came all back as soon as I started eating kinda and also now its harder than ever. I think I perma fucked my metabolism.

>>101245441
yes, but the average person doesn't understand that, so they go back to eating normally instead of easing their bodies into it

>>101245329
We (the audience) need to stop associating vtubers with gaming.
Maybe in the beginning vtubers had to play games, and maybe some of them were good at it, but not anymore, the market has diversified a lot and a vtuber can be 'good' without the need to be a good gamer.

Eat less
Move more
Do some kind of strength training
Wow, the weight vanishes
People regain the weight after they lose it because they revert back to their old lifestyle, as though that same lifestyle that put the weight on once won't just do it again a second time.
I know that very thing happened to me. I was very active because I was watching my weight very closely. Then I changed jobs and had to stay sedentary for way longer. Got fat again.

>>101245422
Eimi you mean

>>101245468
And your penis shrink

>>101245468
Very true
I take HRT and I lost weight on it cuz it's all about calories guise
trust the science

>>101245346
eat 500 kcal less than TDEE.
do starting strength routine.
Walk at least 10k steps a day or 1 mile or whatever.
Eat at least 1g protein/1kg bodyweight for best muscle growth

Any 4XLknights, what do you typically eat every day?

>>101245443
>Only Origins member to never to a handcam

Holy shit, you're right.

>>101245487
If you eat the right amount of calories for your weight after dieting you won't gain the weight you lost back
If you binge eat you will

>>101245493
Yes, because you're losing the fat in it!

>>101245375
Thats why bears lift and get jacked before hibernation.

>>101245493
And makes you grow tits

>>101245443
For your information, Michiru is slim and beautiful.
She only eats healthy food and works out.

>>101244750
you go to a calorie calculator

https://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html

and start measuring how many calories you eat a day to get Mild weight loss-Weight loss

Make sure you eat meat to feel stuffed, nothing with sugar and not vegetable oils (olive oli is okay but is still calories) keep carbs under 100gr, you could try exercise which fills you with muscle and makes you look better but that takes more effort and time.

If you can't get over the hunger the first days try drinking some water with salt and lemon, sometimes is that you are missing minerals and are dehydrated and you confuse it with hunger, btw don't eat once a day and distribute your meals so your stomach gets used to small proportions and shrinks. You could try to cold-brew green tea since green tea cuts hunger but remember it has caffeine and as such it won't let you sleep well for a week like any other caffeine beverage, and btw bad sleep also makes you fat so make sure you are finishing your sleep cycles.

It's way easier than it sounds

>>101244750
Literally eat less.
Drink only 1 can of soda per day.
Eat one less portion.
Don't finish your plate.
Skip a meal, or replace it with a small snack
drink water
EAT LESS

>>101245448
I have seen hambeasts who genuinely do seem to memory hole food they eat, or imagine they always ate hours ago. Plus, 100% of the time, full sugar coke. Every meal. If they're "dieting" they will do one diet drink per day and normal food. And constant snacking.

>>101245538
Hamburgers also help with that

>>101245531
We're not bears.
By your logic, if we just eat plants like gorillas we'd also be jacked you fucking retard

>>101245545
I forgot she was getting her PhD in nutritional sciences gomen..

>>101245538
That hand makes her look slutty.
I don't like it.

>>101245509
i think you meant 1g of protein by 1lbs of body weight

>>101245559
>Drink only 1 can of soda per day.
how about 0?

>>101244938
Whats more likely? Physics magically stopped working or people lie?

>>101244020
Fuck that's hot

>>101245559
>Drink only 1 can of soda per day.
quitting soda is the easiest way to lose weight

>>101245595
Then he'll die of thirst!

>>101245582
Kind of. The clones can't hold command posts for shit even though it's just b2 battle droids

>>101245604
yes anon
EVERYONE is lying about diets
only (You) know the true answer
That's why you post here on the vwhore board for life winners

>>101245617
get into gatorade zero or something
literally just pick anything else thats low calorie

>>101245151
Youre basically saying we could survive on nothing if you have the right hormones, but anyone with a brain can tell you thats obviously false. Theres no combination of hormones that cause a body to grow without eating. You're just a lying piece of shit.

>>101245559
soda must be removed completely, this is why people fail when they diet

>>101245595
how else would you get water?

>>101245479
A lot of the initial weight loss in fasting is water weight and poop from not eating. And then it comes back after eating. One pound of fat is roughly 3500 calories so you'd need to fast 2 days to lose a pound of fat

>>101245561
Fat people are often bad at judging portion sizes, or are the type who don't realize that sauces and dressings have calories. Underweight people tend to overestimate calories and sometimes count that 5 extra calories from adding garlic powder

fat anon i hate you for ruining the thread

>>101245570
WTF is this true? I knew she was in school for something which is why I don't think she's the mysterious "hag prime" Airi has mentioned.

>>101245616
Very true, it was hard at first, but afterwhile it's just an after though. I'm 3 years no soda and down 80 pounds

The JPs have been dismissed. No Offkai for them.

>>101245648
Why do Americans need to drink some chemical concoction instead of water?

>>101245649
hormone literally dictate everything your body does
it won't save you from starving but it can make losing weight 100 times harder

>>101245643
not everyone, just fatties

>>101244938
No, people are fat despite dieting largely because their bodies still count the calories eaten while zoned out in front of the TV, even if their brains don't count or remember them.

How come people always react so strongly to the advice "literally just eat less?" I've seen zoomers try to program AI apps to count calories for them instead of just reading the labels on the packages.
FACT: there's like 1500 calories in a family-sized bag of chips.
FACT: there's about 200 calories in a can of soda
FACT: there's about 120 calories per slice of bread
FACT: there's about 120 calories in each tablespoon of fat regardless of type
Add these numbers up. Even if you're eating slop at a restaurant, since the 2010s they've listed the numbers on the menus. You don't have an excuse. Add, nigga, add!

>>101245676
Don't worry, Pippa and her clique will be attending

>>101245663
Whenever I have a salad I just drink the ranch direct from the bottle.

>>101245703
You don't even need to count calories, you just need to eat less

>>101245689
>while zoned out in front of the TV
nobody watches TV anymore

>>101245703
Fatty rage

Since we're on the subject...
135 pounds 5'11"
took me two years to GAIN 20 pounds
I was 170 pounds when I finished highschool that was 15 years ago...yikes, lost it to depression and autism, I was strong and beautiful back then, if only I knew what I had...

Tell me Muyu would still love me even if Im skinny and boney!

>>101245676
>Flying them all the way out to canada this close to offkai but not have them attend
Why? That honestly seems like a waste.

Vtubers, am I right?

>>101245686
>but it can make losing weight 100 times harder
cool and?

>>101245735
Typical Euros in their concrete prisons. Don't even know what plants crave.

>>101245643
Its very funny to me that you use a picture of Mari in this situation :)

>>101245722
No, you should count calories because people will say "I'm eating less" and then keep chugging the soda. Or they'll say "ooooo I had a small order of fries instead of a large order of fries, I've earned this slice of cake" ignoring how the cake probably has more calories in it than the fries did.

>>101245590
studies have shown that 1g/kg is fine unless you are on roids, especially if you are eating high quality protein and properly timing your protein intake. 1g/lb is fine though, esp since people tend to underestimate intake, eat poorly, or get it from less optimal sources like pea protein or collagen.

>>101245755
Retard

>>101245733
This. It sounds retarded

>>101245686
People forget starving means you would need to be single digit body fat and not eating. No ones starving at 20%+ body fat. You can't be fat and starving, stop coping

>>101245752
I'm trying to get in shape for Tenma's next muscle review stream, so this is relevant.

>>101245703
people are just lazy thats all theres to it

>>101245733
Fishman is dumb and spent it all on the cosplay fucks and funding the art floor, he could risk spending some more to fly the jps over to cali too

Greetings my fellow Phase friends.

>>101245723
>he doesn't realize he can watch Phase Connect on a TV

>>101245765
If eat half of what you normally eat you will lose weight no matter what you do

>>101245731
Projection. Only fatties seethe at nutritional values.

>>101245732
Just bloatmax, then hit the weights. You'll be drowning in pussy in less than a year

>>101245782
You've never gone for a single day without eating anything.
You're a lying piece of shit and know nothing.

>>101245665
The only candidates I can think of for 'the talent older than Airi' are Loki and Yuu. And Clio but that one is known.

>>101245703
lazy fucks looking for excuses to keep their sugar addiction

>>101245799
What noise does a squibby make?

>>101245799
YAY! Phasefriends!

>>101245703
Its not about counting calories, its about moderating your food. Calories is just an easy way to do it. I eat whatever I want, I just eat less. Fatties are literally mentally ill addicts.

>>101245810
When you're fat enough, you don't need weights, your arms are the weights.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdtBfwnB934

Hime thighs soon

This is my dream body

>>101245831
Listen to a wet pussy getting fingered

>>101245686
>its too hard
>I had to eat that whole pizza or I would starve!
You're literally a drug addict.

>>101245875
To have on top of you, right Dizzy?

>>101245813
I've done multiple 36 hour fasts, it's not hard you just increment the hours until it feels fine

>>101245538
That hand makes her look slutty.
I like it.

It's impossible to lose weight with food addiction because unlike any other addiction you can't just drop it fully and tank it, you have to eat to live, and it's fucked dude.....

>>101245890
I've done weeks long fasts before, unlike you, I know what I'm talking about.

>>101245875
Muyu is going to love you

>>101245813
Bro, people go without eating for days all the time. Ive accidentally not eaten for a whole day. You're just like those junkies saying they would die without their next hit.

>>101245879
>mooming in a phase thread
i shiggy diggy

>>101245910
>i have no selfcontrol

>>101245813
I have a couple of times where I felt miserable and didn't feel like eating.
It's not that hard.

>>101245752
some people wanna looksmaxx for con season

If I lose weight will Lumi respect me more?

>>101245895
>36 hour
You're not even burning fat at that point, you need to go higher.

>>101245938
I bet you lost a lot of weight, right?

>>101245802
No I mean theyre seething from literal fatty rage. Also cash grab therapy telling them theyre perfect little princesses

Hime sex? Hime thighs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdtBfwnB934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdtBfwnB934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdtBfwnB934

Which phaser would be okay with dating a fatFUCK

>>101245912
>Ive done a week long fast!
>But also its impossible to lose weight because of hormones!
Why can't you stop lying?

>>101245942
Why when you can just rapemaxx?

>>101245831
Clio's sounds like rusted door hinges

>>101245942
If you're willing to put the work in to look good why the fuck would you go to an anime con, set your sights higher than that

>>101245969
You think doing a puny day long fast is gonna lose you any weight?

>>101245968
Pippa

>>101245942
Where are these people? The ones I see at cons have done more stinkmaxxing.

>>101245968
Tenma (she likes a project)

>>101245910
EAT LESS DOESNT MEAN DONT EAT
YOU ARE MENTALLY ILL

>>101245978
I want nerd adjacent pussy

Which phaser could throat a muscleFUCK

>I'm not "manipulating the economy," these other people just aren't skilled enough.
>Also, isn't the whole point of BTC being a decentralized free market where I can do whatever I want?
Ancap Jelly btfoing all the "bitcoin is a legitimate currency" copers on /biz/ by speaking the truth.

>>101245953
My mind was more focused on not offing myself rather than my weight I don't know man.

>>101246012
why

>>101245686
hormones send the order to grow your fat reserves, but they need energy to do, dont give them energy and they wont do it...

>>101246025
stinky

>>101245968
Dizzy probably
But he has to be White

>>101245942
good luck anons you have 4 days

>>101246027
your body will literally start eating muscle before burning fat if it can, that's how important it is and why it's so hard to lose it.

>>101245910
you just dont eat anything you have before. Its possible to change your entire diet on new stuff and replace it because more than likely all the stuff you eat is shit for you

>>101246054
Its easy. Just dehydrate yourself like youre trying to make weight. bitches love veins.

Jelly is the first person I've seen who would get a real use out of those LinusTechTips videos where they spend $1million to build some retardedely oversized private server.

>warehouse stream
>realize Sakana's strategy
>just get Asian-Canadian vtubers

Sasuga

>>101245953
Pretty sure I am and without much strength lost

>>101246066
>your body will literally start eating muscle before burning fat
how retarded do you have to be to believe this

>>101246054
if anons don't give up they'll be ready for next summer

>>101246054
4 days, 4 simple tasks.
>shower
>haircut
>comb
>bit of makeup to cover the acne
You'd be surprised how much of a difference it can make.

>>101246066
>your body will literally start eating muscle before burning fat if it can
no idea why you believe this

>>101246091
Post bellyfat and your arm muscles.
I bet you look like a skinnyfat twink with noodle arms now lol, that's the "weight" you lost

Pipkin Pippa

>>101246046
really? I always thought dizzy hates fat people

>>101245967
what's that intro song?

>>101246096
Post belly

>>101246120
see pic

>>101246141
You get fat on her and she would be too invested to leave you

>>101245968
Dizzy(if white), Muyu

>>101245978
Normalfag whores aren't particularly more pretty

>>101246066
but its not hard to lose it, you have never tried
fad diets dont work because they work based on some kind of gimmick or specific food and dont address the underlying eating behavior, so the weight all comes back
cico works slowly but surely and is focused on good behavior and teaching you what an appropriate amount of food looks like

anon i hard fasted for like 3 weeks and posted about it, nothing bad happened except that i slept great

>>101246150
are you really posting a ChatGPT response to support your argument?

>>101246129
were pipkin pippa she'd be pipkin pippa!

>>101245944
yes. her in particular, everyone in general

>>101246150
this mf just sent me a chatgpt screenshot

Remember when Sakana asked Uruka to appeal to the chinesse audience by streaming very late at night and in mandarin? I think he has a point and now with more talents it might be a reality just ask Hime Uruka and Lumi to lead the project...it's a huge market!

>>101246091
Congrats, anon!
>without much strength lost
>without much
Consider going to the gym or getting some weights (or jugs and put water in to set the weight you want if you're poor or cheap), and you can keep or gain strength instead of losing only some of it.

>>101246016
Whole point of BTC is that you convert a physical, relatively untraceable and untrackable fiat currency into a digital fiat currency with a full ledger of transactions anyone can see. One can only wonder why world governments and banks want this, we average men may never know.

>>101246108
yes but they say this every year, and the anons who manage to improve themselves don't come back

>>101246150
I can post a retarded AI response too

>>101246181
Feel free to post sources that prove me wrong. (you won't because you don't know anything of how this actually works)

>>101246176
You can literally starve any fat anon here and they won't lose any significant amount.

>>101243953
only Uruka, I dont recall any licking or sucking on stream from any phase members this year.

@grok How many calories will I lose raping Pipkin Pippa of Phase Connect Origin at Offkai 2025

>>101246125
I'm not posting pictures of myself on the internet, hard pass. You're free to believe whatever you want

>people unironically asking chatgpt health questions
yeah we're doomed

>>101246243
I accept your concession fatty

>>101246227
>Feel free to post sources that prove me wrong
Ok retard

>>101246252
>don't trust the AI scrapping scientific studies from the web, trust me instead bro! I know the science from vtubers!

>>101246220
lol

>>101246054
I'd recommend these guys go to an actual Sauna to sweat all their stink out. Clean their house of rot and throw out their bed sheets for new ones. Shower 3 times a day 3 days prior and cut all their hairs off + get a haircut. Buy new clothes and after sterilizing their house use fragrances / candles + talk a walk outside.
Just maybe then they wont be an embarrassment. Way better to work on your clothes + fit and grooming while being a fat ass and smell than anything else you can remotely think of being an actual lard ass. Fixing your noses may also help you figure out how much you stink compared to an average person. It's not even date standards its reaching normal fag status which is an obstacle.

>>101246150
this dumbass explanation leaves out that your body switches to ketosis in as little as 1 day which is the more efficient pathway for fat when it's your only source of energy

[Hime news] THIGHS

Peepkin Peeppa

All this fatty cope over asking "how do I lose weight" and being told "uhh just eat less and exercise 4head," like bitch what were you expecting? Did you think we'd tell you how to summon the Fat Fairy who'd magic the pounds off your frame with a wave of her wand?

>>101246116
>shower
This reminds me of Nemcro, saying that people approaching her at cons smell like ass. Which one of you was it?

>>101246295
>crapping scientific studies from the web
Oh sure because THE INTERNET ONLY HAS SCIENTIFIC STUDIES
lmao

>>101246210
I'm squatting 315 still but it's gotten a lot harder, that's what I meant by not much strength loss. Everything feels heavier but I can still do it

>>101246295
you still have to fact check the AI because of SEO fuckery

>>101246295
Sometimes these LLM will just completely fabricate studies because its not recalling data but trying to predict what you want to hear.
Lawyers have been getting into tons of trouble over the past year for something similar, asking LLM for cases and the thing spits out complete bullshit.

>>101243953
the better question would be which one wouldnt cry in a not hot (reminds you of someone you love suffering) way.

When can I invest in $JORB

>>101246295
Chatbots have been caught so many times making up schizo headcanons that are falsifiable in <2 seconds that only literal fucking retards still trust them. You're stupid as fuck, kid. Unironically, there's no hope for you until you stop waking up every day and choosing to be a retard.

>>101246281
>>101246308
>>101246342
>>101246346
>>101246348
>>101246367
https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2024/03/losing-fat-is-good-but-losing-muscle-isnt/

>>101246360
You would get rugpulled

[Me News] When Hime does that sexy voice my peepee gets big

>>101246281
>complain about AI
>use AI

did jelly do the part of steins gate where you change the timeline to stop the tranny from trooning out yet

>>101246374
Do you have an humilation fetish or are you just really stupid?

>>101246374
god you are a fucking moron, a casual glance can tell you this article is about how bmi is a bad measurement because it doesnt account for muscle weight

>>101246374
>anti-obesity drugs
cool and?

Will the fat talking die with the next thread?

What actually happens at OffKai if you aren't connected to anyone in this community and you don't buy garbage merch?

>>101246295
fuck off jeet we have actual working brains here

>>101246413
>gets BTFO
>NOOO PLS DON'T I DONT WANNA READ
KEK

>>101246374
i aint reading all dat @grok summarize it for me

>>101246150
Something I always notice about ai is it always seeks to give the prompter a yes answer and the prompter unknowningly asks leading questions. I am sure this is done to never make users feel stupid so they keep using it

>>101246394
I hate AI when it doesn't agree with me.

>>101246425
I read your article, it's about weight loss drugs

>>101246374
This is an Ozempic ad

>>101246424
>>101246429
>>101246430
Get dunked on Retard

>>101246423
You get to appear on my screen for 2 minutes at Wemi's M&G until Cece walks on screen and the vod gets taken down

Shooting my goo between Hime's thighs while she squeezes as hard as she can!

>>101246429
losing fat is good but losing muscle isnt

>>101246374
>garbage about drugs and bmi
okay
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/weight-loss-why-you-dont-just-lose-fat-when-youre-on-a-diet/
but you are literally too stupid to comprehend anything so it's wasted on you

>>101246447
>>101246448
>>101246467
>I skipped everything and just read a word I know so it's totally about something different

Is this your new coping mechanism?

>>101246466
@grok thanks, love you

So, anon, is your cosplay ready for Offkai?

>>101246452
Would this help me pick Jelly?

>>101246483
I will be ready, once my calories are out :^)
you know, bro science

did I walk into /fit/ or something fuck off retards

>>101246374
This article is about people who are literally 80 years old and are literally and unironically starving themselves like anorexics while using the drugs to numb the pain. Yes anon if you straight up fucking starve yourself like you're in a concentration camp, you will lose muscle mass. So, uhhhh, don't do that. You'll be fine so long as you don't give yourself an eating disorder by accident lmao.

>>101246430
When I lose at games I ask Pippa AI if I suck and she always says yes :(

>>101246501
Please delete this...

>>101246501
Meanwhile pippa has a dozen drinks at any outing

>>101246475
No I read the entire page, its only a few paragraphs long

>>101246501
I can eat an entire pizza

>>101246516
Thanks @Grok, very cool and accurate summary

>>101246514
It started here >>101244750 and then the thread got derailed when a coping anon got very mad at the notion that you don't eat as much if you don't want to be fat.

>>101246475
It is quite irrelevant to the argument you were making.

that was a fun and realistic stream, almost 4 hours for a woman to pick clothes is very realistic

>>101246539
dont you @grok hes MY lover, fuck off bitch

>>101246532
I can eat half a medium pizza

>>101246550
I don't care how it started. kill yourselves

Hime's accent turns Australian at random. What's up with that

>>101246551
You're irrelevant to this world

How do I convince myself that the thighs on the screen are Hime's?

Well anon I guess thats it, settled science. If you stop eating an entire pizza at every meal your precious muscles will go away. So keep shoving that slop down your gullet

What is this ridiculous shitpost game Hime is playing rn?

Make sure you hold between 10% and 25% of your annual income in gold or silver.

>>101246579
She's Australian is my guess

@grok if i subsist on a diet entirely of cum, will i lose fat or will i lose muscle first?
Btw my max bench is about 3lbs.

>>101246516
You also have to be relatively low body fat compared to muscle mass. No one's body with 25% body fat or more is going to look at muscle as a reasonable fuel source

>>101246579
She is Australian or lives there right?

>>101246579
It's an active effort to suppress it

>>101246597
your body will burn gold and silver before it burns fat

>>101246597
>pls buy my shiny rocks, they're totally not going to fall

>>101246603
fuck off dizzy

>>101246597
300% of my current net worth is in fartcoin
am i ok

>>101246579
Years abroad

>>101246603
@grock is this the consequences of sissy hypno?

>>101246627
This is what Hime sounds like normally
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ns15eHLDv1I

>>101246579
She lived in kangarooland for several years with her family

>>101246579
she is trying to imitate clio

You only ever live once, and I ain't spending that minuscule amount of time as a sentient being worrying about how much I eat. It's tasty = I eat it, then I die 50 years later, who cares lol

honestly speaking how many 4 views do we have?

>/pcg/ completely mindbroken by a simple screenshot
>proceeds to seethe and cope and will stay fat and retarded forever
many such cases

See you at Offkai fatties, don't forget your calories out

>>101246615
It's also well known that you will lose *some* muscle mass while cutting, which is why literally every exercise regimen in existence tells you to strength train during weight loss to encourage the body to retain as much muscle as possible and preferentially consume fat for energy. The muscle loss won't be CATASTROPHIC and DEBILITATING unless you do something profoundly retarded, which nobody itt is telling anybody to do. Extreme edge cases like what that article point out apply only to people with fucked bodies like geriatrics or the chronically ill, or people who've fucked themselves like people with eating disorders. That's why these are in medical journals, because they're coming from doctors who are seeing these fucked-up people after they put themselves in the hospital. For the 95% of the rest of you, don't worry about it. Just don't do dumb shit and you'll be fine. If these concerns even start to apply, you already fucked up.

>>101246663
>/pcg/ completely mindbroken by a simple screenshot
I've no idea what are you talking about

>>101246663
Its really simple, just be born skinny
And if you start getting fat just eat less and move around more

>>101246663
If I cum into another man's butthole, does that count as calories out?

>>101246690
He asked ChatGPT a question and thought it was a credible source

>>101246652
And she keeps hiding it from me

>>101246694
Only if youre a selfish lover

>>101246663
Ok bro, you're gonna be mad about being fat forever I guess. You control the food you eat. Nobody else.

>>101246710
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE

Who has the most powerful thigh squeeze in Phase?

>>101246722
Post belly or you're full of shit and big macs

>>101246690
He asked an AI a leading question and was giddy like a toddler that it agreed with him

>>101246661
At least five.

>>101246595
Oh she'll be filled with something at offkai :^)

>>101244180
Bad news for you then if you’re attending offkai. Inshallah, one of the official booth cosplayers never shuts up about being a dirty palestinian

>>101246732
_en

>>101246736
I'm not doxxing myself on /vt/ faglord lol, I lost 100 pounds back in 2018-2019, and I doubled all my lifts at the same time. A side effect of losing weight is you make huge gains on squats and deadlifts for free because all the weight you were holding on your body now gets measured on the bar.

>>101246770
>posting belly is the equivalent of doxxing yourself
Wow you're FAT AND RETARDED
What an amazing combination, I expected no less from you.

hime whore?

which phaser would beg for belly pics

Post tummy to prove you're not FAT or else you're fat and gay

so if kozy doesnt believe in calories, how does he stay fit? drugs?

>>101246797
How much?

Gold and silver Vs. pecious gemstones

>>101246836
Ozempic

>>101246855
All me

Hime's game is kind of haram innit?
what even are the rules? what are the blue blobs?

>>101246732
The gymrat

>>101246855
She just looks pregnant here. Is she having sushi cravings?

>>101246856
All in Mox Sapphires.

>>101246857
What ever happened to him, used to watch his vids years ago

hime owes me a thigh job

>>101246886
It's a rhythm game

>>101246897
the irony here is that he lost weight for the next con

Mint owes me a buttjob

>>101246897
You just know Lia was flicking her bean to him

Runie owes me JOI

>>101246889
seeing drawfags from my youth drawing vtuber stuff is scary...

>>101246930
To you too? Jesus....

>>101246597
Physical gold is literally a scam because it has like 30% markup when you buy it and a fee when you sell it.

>>101246897
That guy promised to lose a ton of weight and then did... kinda ruins your whole thing actually

Wait did cumbum actually do porn?
Where is her onlyfans/fansly?

Mari and lumi are virgins

>>101246971
It's hard to maintain that weight, he can literally eat one less big mac and lose weight

>>101246989
don't forget Pippa too

>>101246989
not anally

>>101246971
I can be fat in his place for you

my rapist moved into my apartman complex

>>101246975
>that thing's brown.png

TO THE MOON

>>101246966
It's a hedge against inflation or a store of value, not an investment in the sense of making a profit.

TO THE MOOON

>>101246975
She did, but it’s so gross it isn’t worth watching. I’ve never seen an uglier looking pussy

>>101247008
he's getting ready for round 2

>>101246993
Yes, you eat less than you used to and keep doing it. If you go back to how to used to eat, then you go back to your old weight

>>101247008
now you can see if it's a fluke or if he can make you cum a second time

>>101247064
That's not how it works

>>101247058
hm I don't believe you, I need to see for myself

>>101247076
yes it is

>>101247008
Hot

>>101247096
not really

>>101247058
proof?

>>101247094
Why would you want to watch disgusting brown woman porn? You’ll need eye bleach after

chromu?
https://x.com/lilymofumofu/status/1875855846347026841

which one of you is making Pippa tiktoks?

*tries to make you flinch but pokes your eye instead*

>>101247008
Haha, hey :)

>>101247116
its never been so over

>>101247076
just by being that fat you naturally burn more calories just by existing even if you literally lay in bed all day. if you eat 2k calories like a normal person you would lose at least 1 pound a week.
Losing weight isnt fuckin voodoo, its literally just basic math based on your body

>>101247058
is that why she was using the sex toy on the guy in that one clip?

>>101247008
I hate to say this but I require context

>>101247008
I'll be seeing you soon.

>>101247113
let me worry about that

>>101246989
>>101246995
Prime bait

This thread is a reminder as to why fat people are evil.

>>101247142
Then why can't you lose your own weight you stupid fatty

>>101247143
Probably. I wouldn’t be surprised if he took one look at her and decided he didn’t want to stick it in

>>101247037
Shiina would love this

I have, twice

>>101247116
There's a TikTok page named close to her own that does

>>101246989
And anon isn't fat...

There's a lot of subtle invader anti-ing going on ITT

The music in the game hime is playing is kinda ass, I dont think the gimmick of the game really holds up for more than an hour

I want to needful with muyu

>>101247230
How did she manage to find the secret level on episode 1?

>>101247130
*rapes you*

>>101247096
your weight is deteremined by hormones, your body tells you how much to eat to feel full and thats how much youre supposed to eat, its all just genetics

[Jelly News]

it's five guys

>>101247290
Is that a Mari reference!?

>>101247230
She should play Sunlust.

>>101247216
now I am curious

Hime's done already?

>>101247116
I remember Punkalopi as the tiktok rabbit, then she reincarnated and now I never hear about her anymore.

>>101247285
>today I am going to lie on the internet

>>101247322
She's a pillow princess

I wish we had good soundposts...

Jelly's a groomer...

>>101247285
>muh folllow up studies says CICO doesn't work
>common factor is ppl stop counting calories when they're not part of the study
hmmm

>>101247333
if i actually "ate one less big mac" i would be very unhealthy because id be starving man, underweight is not a healthy weight

>>101247339
What do you call this?

>>101247346
Lumi...

>>101247285
Is your body telling you to eat that third bag of potato chips today?

hime is my daddy

>>101247336
Can I lose weight eating nothing but tuna?

>>101247381
Can I fuck your dad?

>>101247398
my mom said no

>>101247384
yes but you'll eventually have so much lead in you you'll turn into a boomer

>>101247360
>curse of 2 bigmacs

>>101247384
Probably

[Jelly News] She's gonna do a face reveal

>>101247407
Your mom fucks horses.

>>101247384
yes but you would get unhealthy due to lack of other nutrients

>>101247384
Joe Rogan was on that primal hunger shit and snacked on canned sardines for like a year, after a scheduled checkup his doctor told him he had toxic levels of arsenic in his body. Don't be Joe Rogan, eat like a normal person

gooning to hime thigh slaps

>jelly likes her cereal soggy
I PICK HER

>>101247486
Same. They sound meaty

Hime should have sex with ugly white men

I just ate 5 mnms, im so full

hime cheongsam is modern... theyre made up fantasy clothing

this is what i think of people who whale on vtubers

Good pause frame

>>101247510
Who was the freak that eat cereal with water?

>>101247539
You serious?

>>101247562
rent a girl is good in a trashy way

>>101247562
No stop it is different between me and Pippa

>>101247539
just like her, a fake chinese

>>101247384
Mercury has very high density.

>>101247617
If mercury is so heavy then how come fish float?

Going to eat another croissant with nutela (my 6th today) and my wrist will still be skinnier than memory's wrist

>>101247533
Fatfuck...

>>101247533
girl dinner

I haven't eat in three days

>>101247637
Because the ocean is warm and mercury rises with temperature.

>>101247723
Why?

>>101247767
I'm an alcoholic