Thread 101276627

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▼Lia 鈴香アシェリア (EN)
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▼Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ (JP)
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▼Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり (JP + EN)
https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika
▼Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ (EN)
https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka
▼Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる (JP)
https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
▼Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ (EN + JP)
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma
▼Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ (EN)
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa| https://twitch.tv/pippa
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▼Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)
https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi
▼Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]
Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive
▼Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)
https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro
▼Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)
https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi
▼Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)
https://twitter.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane
▼Clio Aite クリオ・アイテ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ClioAite | https://youtube.com/@ClioAite | https://twitch.tv/clioaite
▼MariMari_EN マリマリ (EN)
https://twitter.com/MARIMARI_EN | https://youtube.com/@MARIMARI_EN | https://twitch.tv/marimari_en
▼Eepy Sleepy イーピー・スリーピー (EN)
https://twitter.com/EepySleepyCh | https://www.youtube.com/@EepySleepyCh | https://twitch.tv/EepySleepy
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▼Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)
https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys | https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys
▼Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi
▼Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな (EN)
https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina
▼Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)
https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie | https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie
▼Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina
▼Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ (EN)
https://twitter.com/komachipanko | https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko
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▼ Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ (EN)
https://twitter.com/RunieRuse | https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse
▼ Eimi Isami 勇エイミ (EN)
https://twitter.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami
▼ Muu Muyu むうむゆ (EN)
https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu| https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu
▼ Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな (EN)
https://twitter.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina
▼ Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス (EN) [Hort]
https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs | https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs
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▼ Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ (JP)
https://twitter.com/kannagiloki | https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki |
▼ Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり (JP)
https://twitter.com/kokoromomemory | https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory
▼ Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ (JP)
https://twitter.com/grampico_ | https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/grampico
▼ Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ (JP)
https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_
▼ Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ (EN + JP)
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Last Thread:>>101271581

Was expecting a Bat OP desu

>>101276627 (OP)
Eimi Isami JOI

>>101276722
Eimi isami brap JOI

mari is a THIEF

>>101276647
hamsters are bats too

I've jerked off to bat's farts 4 times so far

batposters should go back to shitting up /lig/ or kill themselves

Ongoing:
>Lumi collab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivLSci_BpRA
>Runie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eqbu8Ts0Rc
>Mari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAeWng8zLPE
>Shiina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqjlj73UzEE

>>101276890
Worst part is that they only make people want to watch her streams less by barfing up posts in unrelated threads. Sad

Back in my day, this thread was good for one thing, and one thing only - jiggs.

I like Shiina's art.
shiina love, shiina don't graduate

>>101276890
>batposters
it's literally one unemployed nigga that spends 18 hours a day (for several years at this point) cycling through different schizo personalities in multiple threads and on immediately evades on the rare occassion that the janny actually does something about him

>>101276983
Lately, I'm only here to shitpost, close the tab and do something else. Does wonders for my depression

>mari and the girls had tea in canada
cute

>>101276983
Jig
Jong
Juice

I want clio to destroy my asshole with his cute femboy cock

>mari can't drive
>doesn't have a driver's license
>sakana let her drive his expensive ass car anyway

How many Phase girls can actually drive? It's wild to me that so many just can't.

>Likers never had this problem
>They get all the hate
Explain.

>>101277297
That's because they caused the problem.

>>101277246
Pippa
Sleepy
Clio
Airi
Shiina
Uruka

>>101277246
Sleepy can but not for long. God her vods are boring. Hopping back on the Mari train

>>101277246
The non asians with an IQ above 90
So probably just Clio and possibly Lumi

>>101277328
Shiina drove into a boat so not her

My fent princess... no...

>>101277365
Lumis crashed into a plane. I bet Pips has crashed into an ATV, what other vehicles do we need the girls to crash into now?

>>101277365
Tbf the question was who can drive, and not who can drive well

>>101277246
Hard to say
At least runie, airi, uruka, jelly, i think eimi,clio, tenma,
But i would not let Airi being transported in anything less than a Bradley since shes a magnet for accidents

why do zoomers love caffeine so much?

Runie GAMING

>>101277328
Uruka smashed her car. people who can drive don't do that

>sweetie
Mari must be tard coded IRL too

>>101277022
She should drop out like she did with college

>>101277487
lol that was my thought, they all just think she's a idiot

How come shiina didn't raid into runie?

Fents per Stream for Mari are through the floor. It's overwari desu.

>>101277543
he should spam Holo in /vsj/ next

>>101277328
>Airi
>can drive

>>101277589
Jealousy

We like white women.

>>101277426
I mean, have you ever wondered what seman tastes like?

>Wow. Yeah. Both of my parents are gone, too. It's just me and my brother
AND LEON
LEON, PLEASE

>>101277426
Why do boomers drink like 6 cups of coffee in the morning? I'd say they're worse than zoomers.

I LOVE MY MOM

>>101276627 (OP)
Eimi!

>>101276722
Erina Makina JOI

>>101277611
White women like my cawk

>>101277611
Lisa isn't white

>>101277611
Good

It's so nice to see people expression the elation they feel thinking about their oshis.
>>101277641
>>101276722

>>101277611
We’re all brown so of course we do

>>101277246
>>101277328
Erina drives. How well? Filipino standard I guess.

he finally found something to make him happy

>>101277594
i hate holosharts kill yourself

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>101277670
Erina too big for the tuktuk

>>101277641
Members only (heh)

>>101277246
Runie only drives drunk

>>101277712
T3 to filter out the poors

Do people genuinely think Tenma lives in Canada? I know some of it are jokes, but still

>>101277699
>tuktuk
She has a car, or probably borrows her father's to go to and from uni.

>>101277741
And fast with her knees

I miss Pippa

>>101277754
With the cost of living for her it's all big money.

>>101277787
I don’t

>miia kills people on character.ai when she's stressed
>she saved an audio of one where she was kicking him in the balls
?????????????????????????????

>>101277766
In /pcg/? Doubtful.
In her chat? Yeah, maybe, it's not like those guys would have any way of knowing.

>>101277754
Yes, the less retards in chat the better.

>>101277766
check wiki, eh

>>101277806
that's actually deranged

>>101277787
I miss Pippa cooking streams

>>101277787
Pippa doesn't miss you or anyone. She's headset on missing and half assing more streams if we do get any this week just to get doxxed at offkai

>>101277246
Do drive or can drive? Because Pippa has a license and a truck but the other week went on a 10 minute tangent on how its fine to hit the curb with your tire.

>>101277653
Lisa is a happa right?

>>101277792
>>101277822
Erina Makina T3 ear licking

>>101277667
Eimi Isami is not my Oshi, she should still do JOI though

>>101277766
I've gotten three days for saying the forbidden country. When you assume people know any "forbidden lore" even the most well known, there's always a surprising amount of people who either don't or refuse to accept it as truth

>>101277843
What's your baseline for a good stream?

>>101277543
oh ok so he can do it here all he wants but in /lig/ he gets killed right away

>>101277884
My nuts in your mouth

>>101277883
I don't expect people to answer legitimately, it's just dumb that people actually think so. I could've sworn she's mentioned adamantly that she isn't awhile ago.

>>101277884
She turns it off suddenly and we all spend the rest of the night speculating a schizo fan showed up at her house IRL

>>101277787
I'm surprised she's already at 406k, didn't she just hit 400k?

>>101277806
she really is lumi's clone, pure evil inside

>>101277915
It's been years of people thinking Mari is from California similarly

HAMCAM LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut-rLKC7xwo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut-rLKC7xwo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut-rLKC7xwo

Jelly's ass status?

>>101277843
She already unlisted her mabinogi waiting room, so it seems the Saturday and maybe the weekend as a whole is gone. Just hope she doesn't make any promises like last time and do nothing in the end with no communication

>>101277966
Impregnated

>>101277865
My gallons....

mari can you please play something other than that damn BGM? I miss the regular eurodance or Nintendo music

>>101277915
People think they can date the talents and they're all hikineet virgins despite being in their mid 20s to 30s. Never underestimate what people will accept as reality.

>>101277966
Buttprgnanted

>Sakana says never to talk to boys and never get a boyfriend to the talents

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Tenma is Canadian and speaks perfect Japanese

>>101278029
Mane-san didn't approve it, soz

>>101277884
Smooth, lubed pipes with no bends are a guarantee for a good stream

>>101277884
I liked that detective game she played the other night

>>101278054
Sure hope Mari didn't take him seriously. Sakana probably wants that blonde west coast puss to himself.

>>101278054
He's a idol anon. Even he does kayfab

>>101278054
if only they listened to him

>>101278054
Good, too bad nothing he says is actually enforced and they can do whatever they want

Mari is an incel CONFIRMED

>>101278153
ehhh

>>101277668
im white and i love white women though

>>101278054
They think he is joking, but he is actually dead serious and just too lazy to enforce it

>>101278054
If only they actually listened

>>101278172
100% Bavarian phenotype?

why was lumi so bitchy today

am i the only one who thinks pippa and marimari want to have gay sex with one another?

>>101278244
its that time of the month

>>101278244
Liara T'soni

>>101278251
Yes. Mari is very straight.

>>101278244
Menstruating

>>101278190
no way! I'm sure Lumi and Shiina are just as pure, single, and lonely as they tell me they are!!!

If Lumi antis didn't clip that, they aren't anti-ing hard enough

I unironically don't get the point of hardcore goslinging vtubers when it seems like the only reason people around here do it is to have an excuse to drive themselves clinically insane with paranoia and spend all day writing elaborate NTR fanfictions. That cannot possibly be fun.

How did sakana get so rich? I swear I heard a rrat that phase is a front for rich chinese to launder money out of china

>>101278251
I think Pippa wants to have a brain that allows her to make friends and Mari wants a friend that allows her to make brains.

don't talk to me or my son ever again

Runie got rused

>>101278093
People bitched about that too. I think people enjoy bitching for the sake of it

>>101278283
I'm not helping that but it was juicy

>>101278279
I am sorry, I refuse to get her pregnant yet.

>>101278263
>>101278279
not true

Who in phase has the cleanest pussy?

>>101278279
>"Men"struating
all female problem stem from men

Mari fawning over expensive sports cars after always talking about reliable Honda Civic is the best because of reliability. This isn't about cars of course.

>>101278280
Nothing happened at con just shits and giggles

>>101278289
>launder money by losing it
I'm not sure that is the best way to achieve that goal.

>>101278283
I'm a Lumi anti and I don't care to watch Lumi

>>101278341
Me specifically I got all of them pregnant

>>101278313
FACT: the ugliest, tackiest, most /poser/core pedestrian vehicle to ever exist is the Honda Civic
>look ma I'm a street racer!!!!
Didn't ask

>>101278337
Focus on fixing your own dirty dick anon

>>101278289
pretty sure hes a standard investment bro with another company under his belt.

>>101278172
anon is eva's strongest soldier

Runie piss...

>>101278411
Metal music to autism self-diagnosis pipeline is never wrong.

>>101278284
Anon, you just gosling during karaoke and ASMR or RP streams and then go back to normal after

>>101278313
>Homak toolboxes
Retards

>>101278251
Pippa wishes she could get some recently

>>101278444
I'm permagosling for Hime

>>101277246
asian females you shouldn't want them to drive

Mari's so autistic kek
She hates Elon exclusively for being a touhou tourist

>>101278475
GRIM

>>101278283
nothing happened

>>101278462
Look at this guy with Snap-On money.

>>101278289
From what I gathered from his LinkedIn he made his money in E-Commerce so the whole coffee company with Vtubers as marketing meme is closer to the truth than many think

>>101278475
If you gosling hime in general you're not a purityfag so it doesn't matter

>>101278475
based and same

>>101278410
Yeah, just a businessman. He got a couple of things acquired before, which I assume was the goal. I do think he won't be like Avriel or whatever and just aiming to "strategically exit" Phase Connect, but wishful thinking. Probably some degree of money though beforehand though, Vancouver/BC expensive

>>101278289
he started a web development company or something like that and sold it for decent amount of money

>>101278284
The fun comes from not being a gosling at all and shitting on cope fags like you

>>101278356
You ever been to a mall and see those kiosk that sells shits that no one buy and wonder who the fuck is setting these business up?

>>101278484
She hates him because he's a retard and conservative

>>101278283
I can't be tricked to even check out what I missed

>>101278054
THIS FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME
It was really odd how she rejected me after the night we spent together

>>101278382
>>101278054

>>101278244
her monkey branching plan was exposed

Why can't vtubers just not be whores
How hard can it be
Literally just don't do this one thing and you're good but apparently it's too much, I don't get it

>>101278568
You ran out of money like the guy from rental girlfriend

>>101278559
I don't think she gives a fuck about his politics or his companies

>>101278542
Those are usually glorified pyramid schemes that get sold to morons by Hustle Culture Influencers (and before that was a thing by How To Make Millions conferences at the local Hampton Inn)

>>101278498
Right

>>101278054
Sakana should have a hymen check and fire all who fail

>>101278591
Because it's important for female mental health to get stretched. Just like how it's important for male mental health to get PiV. You don't want your oshi's mental health to suffer, do you?

>>101278591
And yet you don't stan the only confirmed Asexual Vtuber who will never whore around on you.

Maybe you like the danger, Anonymous. Maybe you get off on the risk.

>>101278628
fuck off

>>101278596
Money was not an issue. She is a genuine femcel
I hate her guts and her tranny loving dad

>>101278559
He's not a conservative he's just a retard

>>101278598
She and plenty of others bitch all the time about how he ruined Twitter. She's a lib from Portland, anon.

http://poal.me/2hh2fe
http://poal.me/2hh2fe
http://poal.me/2hh2fe

>>101278650
You hate her guts because everyone got in them anon. That wasn't a femcel that was insert name here

>>101278599
I'm talking about kiosks that sell phones case, toys or candies. Those are straight up money laundering. It's always staffed by somekind of middle Eastern, Indian or Asian.

>>101278669
Not brown enough to know what any of these options mean.

Phase friend Chromu is streaming

>>101278669
is pag pag the white one

>>101278669
>no panko manko

>>101278591
It's your fault for looking up doxx, retard. You choose the links you click.

>michael cat
AAAAAIIIIEEEEE SHONDO DON'T LOOK

>>101278669
I'm white

>>101278710
https://poal.me/u6xxk0

>>101278629
He would have no more talents

Is this healthy?

>>101278669
pag pag is closest to PANKO MANKO I guess

>>101278729
Suuuuure you are…..

>>101278641
Despite your wall of cope you remain wrong in 3 ways. Who is this Asexual tuber it is time to make her heterosexual

>mikeneko
Kekkkkkkk

>>101278742
Yes, it's just protein

[Runie news] I nearly came

>>101278750
Rin Penrose
But chuds hate her

>>101278748
Yes, I'm Gabriel.

>>101278591
Female condition

Does Mari love youtube or twitch chat more?

>>101278742
If you are planning to burn all that energy doing physical work, sure why not.

>>101278844
the youtube chat does everything expected of them but she still loves twitch more just like dizzy's sister

I should not type reaping in chat when I'm dyslexic

lumi ends thread is a million times better

>>101278794
Isn't that the not vtuber

>>101278794
Sorry I prefer streamers that are entertaining

>>101278742
>rich
>kitchen look like shit

>>101278667
wasn't she supposed to be midwestern

Wasn't Mari supposed to be playing a game?

>Mari like the smell of durian
SEA bros where are we at?

>>101278591
Why can't vtubers be whores?
I would have sex with them for money.

>>101278794
She has a bigger debuff than being a whore, being an anglo.

>>101278926
Wemi says durian is ok and I believe her

>>101278926
god imagine her durian farts

>>101278926
We’re here in numbers

>>101278915
yeah the game is yap

>>101278935
They are you just don't have enough

>>101278742
sakana....
I can cook proper food for you, all I ask for in return is one of your talents' hand in marriage

Guys I think Mari might have brain damage.

>>101278926
i've been around durian before and it didn't smell. i even had durian icecream a few times. sea bros when does durian start smelling?

>>101278742
the plastic bowl and utensils piss me off

>>101278883
wym Mint we've done nothing but cuckpost and whorepost for the last hour.

>>101278977
Why is it in a lake of piss

>Miia has streamed almost 700 hours of Factorio
I'll be honest, I'm not sure how her viewers haven't blown their brains out yet.

We need an official phase connect pubic hair chart

>>101278926
Oh? Marimari_en is being upgraded from Indian to SEA? Very cool

>>101278883
Send ass that'll make it better

>>101278883
Shes still on threadreader

>>101279002
I love being a cuck

>>101278926
I hate durian, it smells and tastes like shit
>t. SEA

>>101277806
you wouldn't get it unc

>>101278985
>gas huffer
Confirmed

>>101278976
i have enough I just need them to show me where to buy it from them

More neuro pics may the AI reign supreme

>>101278684
Not true at all. She whimpered like a dog. Never been with anybody

>>101278977
idk what that is but it looks gross

>>101279017
don't worry about, I didn't mess up or anything

>>101279061
I was raised on durian, I love the smell
>t. SEA

>>101279128
Google what is fake moaning

>be me
>go on date with marimari_en
>wear this cologne
>https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Rammstein/Gasolin-89607.html
>instantly wet panties

>>101279036
Lumi: star trim, straight, bright blonde, medium thickness
Hina: pale blonde, heart trim, thick, fluffy

Bring back the offkai whores please

>>101279128
If she was into you she would not have sent that. Women are addicted to men who can give them orgasms

Just cranked my hog to Eimi, was good.

>>101279177
Hina clearly has a trimmed ":D" pattern of muff left with the rest waxed clean

>>101279240
Was it to a loop of her farts?

The myth of """female orgasm""" has done irreparable damage to gender relationship across the globe

>>101279128
Anon you lose when you buy into a woman's pity party

>>101279240
Same but clio futa sloppa

>>101278977
You cant cook wtf

>>101278436
The fuck does metal music have to do with autism?

Jarvis, set bots to incel rhetoric

Gasoline cologne is something I would only use at home for the sole purpose of huffing myself

It's over.

>>101279316
link?

Buzzword detected reality rejected. Jarvis does not feel comfortable with this cope

>>101279337
anyone who likes serious metal has autism

>>101279316
https://files.catbox.moe/22mgo0.jpg

>>101278591
Did I miss a yab?

Can anyone in here actually cook

>>101279409
that's a big cock

>>101278639
The fuck is PiV?

>>101279405
What do you like, Anon?

>>101279409
Clio Aite post orgasm torture

>>101279405
I do really like tungsten, aluminium and silver, does this make me autistic?

>>101279409
3rd leg

>>101279438
A big cock for a big man clio was meant for you pcg

>>101279438
for you

>>101279441
Penis in Vagina

Jarvis, analyze wavelengths of eimi isami's flatulence and synthesize aerosols perfectly simulating her scent

>>101279433
Me

>>101279433
Yes. Not too fancy, but I can.

>>101279139
>>101279323
>>101279359
please be nice, the reason it looks wet is because I messed up and forgot to defrost the chicken meat
I know I should not have used the frozen stuff

>>101279433
Yeah the women in my family forced me to learn so I wouldnt need a woman.

>>101279473
Tripod Aite

>>101279442
I like some metal but anyone who identifies as a metal fan is probably autistic

>>101279474
>>101279477
she's got me saying 4u irl

>>101279433
yeah

>>101279405
I like Disturbed and Slipknot. Does that make me autistic?

>>101279409
Fuck, I want to put that in my mouth(gay)

Is anyone else having this "connection error" bullshit constantly?

>>101279495
There is so many things I want to ask because your reply isnt making it any better, but I'll be nice.

>>101279589
no that's not serious metal

Holy shit
I just realized Mari is talking about sleepy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbjo84ZnenA
Yes sleepy has E cups and is fat with cushings syndrome. She said she has moon face herself in her discord.

>>101279588
>>101279594
Yee

Do you guys ever get jealous of the phasers's talent and wish you were a girl?
you know what just forget it...

>>101279616
that's so fucking hot imagine how gurgly her farts must be

RATE THE EVIL WOMAN
RATE THE RUN
RATE THE SCARES
RATE THE YAPPING
RATE THE STREAM

Assembling meals from ingredients that some delivery company chose and brought right to your door is not "cooking" btw

>>101279616
No Eimi, everyone knows you're the fat one don't be rude to sleepy.

>>101279531
>I like some metal
Me too. But I don't make it (or anything else) my personality. Maybe when I was a dumb 15yo. But that was decades ago.

>>101279616
I just googled what their faces look like
I can picture her voice coming from a face like that oh my god.

>>101279616
it was all lies

So uhhh what's going on in Eimi's stream rn?

>>101279631
Look broad if you want to get introspective you're going to have to send tits first

>>101279645
10/10 for everything
Evil woman love!

>>101279675
Sleepys face is public?

Menace is making me cum right now

>>101279631
I pretend I’m jelly while I get my man pussy blown out

>>101279709
Oh I never bothered looking into it if it is.

>>101279616
>fat with E cups
>I just realized Mari is talking about sleepy
wrong

>>101279663
Dw I work from scratch fermented dough and everything for this pizza I saw at on a sm restaurant

>>101279616
Oh. If sleepy is a fat uggo that will make me sad. At least her soul is pretty.

>>101279611
The fuck is serious metal?

Shiiner in canada

>>101279645
Would fuck her will she's drunk passed out/10

Shut up everyone
Mari is describing the best ass she’s ever seen

>>101279749
Babymetal

>>101279677
Got any more pics of mildly disappointed women with massive mooers

>>101279749
black, death, doom, prog, that sort of shit

Runiebros.... I regret staying for this raid...

Boat goes dented

>>101279433
I was raised by a single grandma and dated a middle eastern girl, I can cook exceptionally well for any European or Middle Eastern styles. I can follow a recipe easy enough but would need to practice and experiment with any cuisines I'm not used to like Thai or Mexican before I'm satisfied with it

>>101279798
I love twink metal

>>101279749
MAYHEM

>>101279748
Her soul is not. There's a reason why her parents kicked her out.

>>101279801
You have been rused

>>101279798
>black
Based.

>>101279826
Isn't that just most American families?

>>101279794
not really, no

>>101279789
Is that a Japanese genre?

>>101279798
So what is Disturbed and Slipknot considered as?

>>101279803
Bogos binted

>>101279828
Damn you, evil woman!

>>101279801
I like this Eimi fellow, he's funny.

>>101279862
nu metal

>>101279812
I've been having middle eastern food and I'm curious on that. What's the secret to getting their lamb cuts so fatty and rich?

Who is officially the cutest phaseconnect of June 2025 so far?

>>101279903
Me

>>101279903
Eimi

>>101279903
Me.

>>101279616
>>101279748
there's always surgery...
I believe in sleepy

>>101279903
Eimi

>>101279903
My oshi

>>101279927
Me~

>>101279903
Clio’s cute feminine penis

>>101279954
No meeeee tehe

>>101279935
call me brown but she looked better before

CONNECTION ERROR WHILE POSTING

Alright, Runatics, you raided this Picross stream. You should be able to solve this.

>>101279973
Brown

>US and Israel going to war
>connection error
Hmmmm

>>101279973
uh

>>101279983
>imageboard
>can’t upload images
>mfw >:(

>>101279675
This is her just fatter and more round

fuuuuck I don't want 4chan to go down again, can't stand redditchan

Gen 4 coming this December

>>101280033
Damn, who’s the hottie?

>>101279433
Yeah if you need spaghetti, instant mac or a burger

>>101279990
What’s a picross

Mari my beloved blue eyes blonde jade beauty

>>101279812
How was your experience in dating the Middle Eastern girl? Did her parents ask you to convert?

NUKE JOCKEY

>>101280041
don't go there?

>>101279990
among us

>>101280033
If your oshi was revealed to look like this, would they still be your oshi and would you still want to marry them

>>101280020
US and Israel are bestest friends 4ever

>>101280087
I NEED ERINA DOING THIS

>>101279855
So no paizuri?

>try to upload webm
>500 CONNECTION ERROR
>try posting normally
>500 CONNECTION ERROR
AAAAHHHHH

>>101280052
They wouldn't be graduating now if it was that far off

What's the line between fat and potbelly?

>>101280088
NTA but I ate sand by the handful before

>>101280150
get better internets

>>101279815
Pippa?

>>101280186
meh, legs and arms look fine

>>101280200
SEA countries still use 56k give us a break

>>101280200
My internet is good fag. It's this shitty site.

>>101280020
>US and Israel going to war
What schizo delusion is this? There is a 0% probability of the current US administration bombing Israel.

>>101280186
Stand up and it'll be easy to tell

>>101279631
>Do you guys ever get jealous of the phasers's talent
Fuck no, I am objectively better than all of them
>wish you were a girl?
Yes, the only downside to being a woman for me would be periods and everything else far outweighs that

>>101280041
You will have to make do

>>101280186
That's a dude from a gay thread 2 years ago

Based anon

site dying

>>101280313
Yeah me

>>101279631
I honestly wish I could join phase so bad. I’ve wanted to be a corpo vtuber for years. My friend told me I should audition, but I haven’t done anything notable so I feel like there’s no point to even trying

>>101280335
Eimi thought the same thing but she got in

>>101279631
sussy post

>>101280328
Fill up my man cave

>>101280141
You’d be surprised, but if you try hard enough you can achieve paizuri with even average c cups

>>101280335
There have been literal whos who have gotten into hololive, there's no real correlation to needing previous success

>>101280383
Girls you see this? This is seduction

>>101280360
I haven’t looked into their PLs a bunch ngl. But with how much phase has grown, it feels like there’s no way fishman would hire a 2view

>>101280190
I was pounding and crushing a rock two days ago and I tasted the fine dust. Not bad actually.

>>101280087
Now I need more Marie Rose, give me an SFM artist to look up

>>101280483
Pestilencesfm

>>101277937
how does that work? can you do non-con stuff or is it just weird

>>101280519
Seconding this

>>101280256
He mean the US and Israel joining forces to attack Iran.

I will now use my wizard powers to awake Eimi's hamster, wait for it.

>>101280429
Phase was like straight up regressing in views post Euphoria until the new Invaders. But seriously, there are far bigger metrics for these people looking for future talent than previous success, Invaders as a concept is the only one where it really matters.

>>101280409
>Girls
Kek I’ve got some bad news for you

>>101279631
I'm not quite sure I know what you mean, my friend and original poster. Please do not get me wrong, this is an interesting thread filled with interesting mini-movies about interesting women, but I am entirely unable to come to the conclusion that I am any of these women. I am a man. I have a penis. It's quite a nice penis, or, at least that is what my wife tells me.

Some days I am unsure as to whether she is lying to curry favor, but I do not spend much time dwelling on such insecurities. Sex with my wife is nice.

It is possible of course, original poster, that the technology might one day exist that will allow a person or persons to "merge" with a computer in such a manner that they do, for all intents and purpose, "become the girl in the post below yours", but that in itself carries with it a myriad of issues. Can a being be, in a sense, two beings? If one makes a post, can one simultaneously be that post and the post below theirs? If so, the person below them who made that post, does one immediately share a consciousness with that person, being that both persons are simultaneously that post?

Sadly however, I have so very few answers to these questions, original poster. Perhaps some time when you're around, I would enjoy discussing these with you.

>>101280575
You'll be one after I'm through

>>101280542
https://youtu.be/nCP3LZoxABs
Time is a flat circle

>>101280560
DON'T DO IT ANONYMOUS
USING THAT MUCH WIZARD ENERGY ON SOMETHING SO TRIVIAL COULD KILL YOU!!!!

>>101280052
>kitanya_is_here
well not anymore she won't be

>>101280596
Do you like ladyboys?

>>101280629
Once you go brown you never frown

>>101280429
Eimi was a zero view utaite that did English covers of JP songs. There's a reason she was complete trash at using OBS and keeping up with chat when she started at most she only got single digit viewers on her streams beforehand. That said you probably won't get in due to a lack of confidence. Same as with any job you just gotta be able to shill your strengths and be easy to talk to (also have a good voice since talking is like your whole job)

>>101280271
So you'd enjoy having sex with men?

Hag sex

What would drinking from Eimi be like?

>>101280597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TxjrHPHypA&ab_channel=ComedyCentral
i love pope rap

>>101280614
Sadly the hamster is retarded so I used my powers in vain.

>>101280691
Oops.

bitch
fucking bitch
hate you hate you HATE YOU

>>101280687
Yes

>>101280750
Shut up bitch

>>101280691
>>101280749

>>101278226
The wheat fields...

>>101280429
Don't be fooled just because Invaders are big. People have been saying this forever, and it's never true. Sakana based his decision mainly on the voice. Runie's PL lasted for exactly one day.

>>101280750
ok fag boi

Brown hands run /pcg/

>>101280796
I need to tear a hole in her pantyhose, slide her panties aside, and fuck her silly

>>101280816
The bathroom debut...

>>101280679
I guess part of the issue is I don’t really know what my strengths are… I’m good at yapping and am hyper autistic about a bunch of weeb shit, vtubers included, but I don’t think that’s enough- I’ve gotten a few compliments on my voice, but I’m super insecure about it so I can never decide between using a cutesy high pitched voice or my natural deep voice, since I’m not sure which one is better.

>>101280687
I'm bisexual so yeah, that's not a problem. I'd probably enjoy it even more since I could be passive and let the guy do most of the work when I'm not in the mood unlike now where I feel pressured to do everything in order to get my partner off. Being able to relax and just let myself be used sounds great

YA FACKING DOG CUNTS
LOOONG NECK

Why is EImi such a bottom bitch

>>101280884
being bisexual sounds like living life on easymode desu

/pcg/…disconnect…

>>101280859
Get in line. God, this wolf makes me go feral.

>>101280911
she is a mere rodent

>>101280859
Or better yet see how long she can keep grinding while you do office work and not reciprocate

>>101280884
That’s why you need a rabid horny menhera to mount and ride you

>>101280884
I used to pretend to be bi now I’m just gay I enjoy sucking cock too much

[Eimi News] Melvin Soupreme is banned.

>>101280965
How different is it compared to sucking a Bad Dragon?

>>101280799
Oh... hey... fancy meeting you here.

>>101281018
let's be real if murdoch is anywhere he's /here/

>>101280972
What he did do!!!!?

>>101281049
melvined

Yum yum Bumble, Bumblebee Tuna
I Love Bumblebee, Bumblebee Tuna
Yum yum Bumble, Bumblebee Tuna
I love a sandwich made with Bumblebee

>>101280989
You haven’t lived till you got your shit pushed in

>>101280884
is there a phase equivalent of this image

>>101280914
Eh, it's alright. Probably be better as a girl since I'm not a huge fan of anal which drastically limits how much I act on things since most guys expect it. I also want kids so long term I'm looking for something hetero anyway

why doesnt lumi use lolumi more is she retard

>>101280679
Do you think schizoposting and being menhera on twitter would disqualify someone from joining? I know fishman doesn’t usually care about what the girls do, but is there a line?

>>101280866
blair went back to being blair after her stint in idol, don't give a shit about the males
runie definitely made it out the best

>>101280965
>You learned how to suck dicks ironically?

>>101281121
I have also ridden one before. Glass feels better for penetration though.

>>101281037
I like to believe he is here, pregante posting about all the girls right alongside us.
https://files.catbox.moe/7dws4a.mp4

>>101281123
UNBAN NOW

>>101281141
she doesnt want to pedo/rapebait too much

>>101280965
I used to be a lesbian but now I’m just bi for the exact same reason

I see Pippa and sleeph has gotten to their first stop before continuing down to the offkai area

>>101281214
You take pippa

I wish I could hug Muyu...

>>101281147
If you're a drama magnet then you're not getting chosen over an equal candidate that isn't one. That's just common sense, you'll also get hard vetoed if you have drama with any of the existing girls
In general it's not a hard rule though, I mean, Sayu almost got in for fucks sake

>>101281139
Don’t knock it till you try it, it’s 2025 after all plus you can be gay and have kids

>>101281233
Ok, deal

>>101281170
dr murdoch is having a mental breakdown about pippa and "based" invaders
murdoch is like a bito or something im sure

>>101280679
thats cute id watch eimi more but i dont know how to find livestreams on youtube

>>101281192
i will only nolest you lightly lumi dont be scared

Do you think there are going to be posts about the offkai hookups? Or the cosplaywhores?

>>101281311
This board would make up fake stories for weeks even if Offkai was physically nuked the moment the doors opened.

mrow

>>101281311
Can you imagine if every time someone hit they got found by lurkers. No it's not happening

>>101281343
zzz

>>101281343
prrrrrr

>>101281343
Rape at offkai

>>101281258
Anon on second thought let's switch
>>101281343

so what happened with the capipi grill party?

>>101281393
None of them knew how to use a grill

>>101281358
>>101281363
What the fuck
2cat!!!!!

>>101281393
we're boys so we weren't invited

>>101281393
It became an incredibly inclusive event and if you don't know about it, sucks to suck

>>101281311
ill be live blogging on the con floor, this is your chance faggy antis

>>101281343
BORK! BORK BORK BORK!!!

>>101281358
>>101281363

getting connection error constantly so I guess it's nini

>>101281339
Ok, redo:
Could there be a /gif thread for offkai?

>>101281239
Eh, if I really like someone I don't mind doing it for them but pussy is strictly better and I don't love things going in my ass, I also don't like my balls getting touched either
Not interested in adoption, I want my own kids, I guess surrogacy is an option but I'd like my kids to be with my partner if at all possible

>>101281365
Rape the phase booth cosplayers

y-you'll come say hi to me this year, r-right anon?

>>101281379
No takesy backsies

>>101281443
nini lil crispy guy

>>101281472
No, Kirsche. Not until you apologize to Synth for being normal and not awkward.

I need a mentally unstable girlfailure fairy gf

>>101281393
Pippa is going to the capipi room party instead

>>101281426
Ill look forward to it

>>101281492
Have you considered Bri?

Would a phase cosplayer having self harm cuts ruin their cosplay, or make it more accurate?

a girl just invited me to do her honkai star rail dailies, it's finally my chance boys.

>>101281472
Hi

>>101281472
We'll have a nice heart-to-heart, you and I

>>101281552
Doing a girl's homework type beat. Anon getting bullied as an adult.

>>101281552
Believe in the atm that believes in you

Watch Nasa sing now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ40KKtCVt4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ40KKtCVt4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ40KKtCVt4

>>101281577
Get it twisted DOING HER HOMEWORK WORKS
CARRY HER BOOKS
IT WORKS

>>101281589
Not convincing enough needs more nows

is Eimi fat? She always sounds out of breath kek

>>101281393
i called ice and they all got deported

>>101281589
Naja :D

I would sacrifice Runie to have Nyana in phase

>>101281461
Try jerking off to gay or trans pron and see how you feel afterwards, you never know what hidden feelings you might have

nyasa!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ40KKtCVt4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ40KKtCVt4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ40KKtCVt4

>>101281552
Is she a chuuba?

>>101281660
Anon, I'm bi, the fuck are you talking about with your creepy groomer shit?

>>101281705
Bi bye

>>101281518
I mean, i would be better than the girl cosplaying runie looking like a gang member with all the tattoos

>>101281676
sure, if you think "predebut" vtubers count
it doesn't, she was a failed 1view fleshstreamer

Eimi sounds a lot more energetic today and it's hot

Nasa should sing more desu

>>101281605
Out off shape maybe, not obese, she just has the immune system of an anemic 1920 child miner

>>101281691
Shiny skirts are god tier

>>101281716
Kek

I hope EImi never loses weight cause I want to hear her slightly out of breath voice.

What's this about Nasa's tooth

I just got drafted...
Goodbye /pcg/

>>101281741
Beggars can't be choosers i guess
Just be careful to not be tangled in some shit

>>101281873
goodbye shitskin

>>101281856
she got a tooth pulled out before her trip to canada

>>101281873
Very cool Anon. What team? Probably the Royals, huh? Kansas City is always building, it seems.

>>101281873
Who's your oshi and for which war?

>>101281873
C u later brown

>>101281930
Anon it's obviously a sports thing.

Remind me again why we tolerate women

NO ONE CARES
OPEN CAGE
OPEN CAGE AND FART
WAKE HAMSTER UP NOW

>>101281948
Cricket?

>>101281955
pusi

>>101281831
True and real

Women > men

doragon
>>101281879
>>101281879
>>101281879

>>101281955
They keep man's best friend's balls empty

>>101281974
No Anon could hack it in the T20 leagues. Clearly it's futsal.

>>101281722
I think anyone would look better than that, kek

>>101281552
agree to do it but only if she gives you a blowjob while you're doing them

>>101282191
It's too late. He's alright gone.
https://files.catbox.moe/xt5eb4.mp4

>>101282250
I would do the same, what is he going to do, stare at the woman's ass and get hauled away by security?

>>101281955
Brain no work when cock boing boing

>>101282250
They tried so hard and flaunted so much but in the end it didn't even matter