I STOLE this image edition
>League 6 Intros: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7qQS88UlmY&list=PL1aVVMjdOtY81C-_bbVhiomvl6inukAIv >jong sources:https://repo.riichi.moe/
>Recent jong streamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAi4U3T2hgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psKOSiYZuWg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDsfgpp-6BI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksOiaMk7xJQ
>Some jong chuubas (WIP)EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint)
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers
Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !
>Jong news: There is a jong guild in Shadowverse WB now. The code is 706 999 346 198>League za rokuhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1uwE1Z9jAHIVNuD23WWzVeKvOP95f60fpjhKkhnsFVUg
>Sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN4wi_xUZVZUIOrmZOhOmvVbTyQUE2KAxIxhYb6y-rk
- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8
- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1V8Vf-Wh7s
- Being gay and/or a fujo is now illegal
- Nina's husband is pumping her full of stupid woman juice
- Xaptain impregnated on stream.
>Kaavi's fortune: Today's lucky yaku is Chanta. Fuck Chanta! This hand SUCKS! (yeah me)Related threads
>>>/vt/pcg/>>>/vt/fig>>>/vt/asp>>>/vt/mayo>>>/vm/doko>>>/vg/mjgPrevious thread:
>>101234986
>>101285464 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My0lzMuNcHI
>>101285464 (OP)NICE (nise) THUMBNAIL BAHAHAHAHA
I feel like I've seen this before...
https://files.catbox.moe/vmtwln.mp4
>>101285464 (OP)>Xaptain impregnated on stream.Proofs?
>>101286325I'll miss you anon!
>Jong guild actually has players
I'm shocked
Strongest guild in the west!
alright. what's the qrd on shadowverse
>>101287088not-hearthstone
>>101287088>he wants the quick ReandownHaha, guess it's time to not hold back...
>orphaned and adopted into a Noble family>final student of a legendary swordsman>secret son of the mysterious big bad who's actually good>such a chad that he not only adds every woman to his ever-expanding harem but also the men>his sister and her friend (who is the royal princess)'s vaginas becomes waterfalls at the sheer mention of his name>chosen to pilot an ancient super mecha>masters and can fully control his *psh nothin personell kid" demonic powers>wields a tachi (a better and cooler katana) and can teleport behind you>beats one of the most powerful swordsmen in history that's hyped up in Trails in the Sky>grows up to become a teacher, can romance his underage students>just saying "haha" makes everybody drop their pants for him>uses the power of friendship to defeat the true antagonist interdimensional hatred curse that appears at the last second>is technically royalty, his biological father is the reincarnation of an ancient Emperor>breaks up budding romances between other characters that were developing in the third game because everybody sucks his dick in the fourth game>even the protagonists of previous games hype him up>can get with and utterly dick down any girl of his choosing>kills himself in a noble self sacrifice with his fujobait boyfriend to break a curse but not really because the even bigger bigger villains rewrite the timeline to get the true ending>becomes one of the strongest characters on the continent>has the option to cuck Estelle away from Joshua, Tita away from Agate, Tio away from Lloyd, etc.>now a version of himself from an alternate timeline is trying to kill him because he's too chad>tops Japanese official popularity polls, brought his franchise to the spotlight,>made it so that the majority of the franchise's games are about him>is the writer's favorite character, writer goes on to call the previous protagonists embarrassing
>>101287088Announced that it would have jong. then said it won't have jong, might have jong in the future and something to do with cards or something not jong related.
my sleep schedule is mega fucked and now it's as if im living in asia/australia jong. with anons. (jonging, not quitting early, pissed off)
Majsoul Friends Room 10201(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=10201
just wait in lobby for one and a half hours and I'll join when I get home
I haven't jongged in over a year
>>101287243>pretty number
join wheelchair anon! i promise im not gonna hurt you! :)
You nappo, you get the slappo
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>>101287358I read it in his voice
I love drawing nothing but honors and terminals
Did we get a femanon v. femanon room?
>>101287432Didn't join fast enough :'(
I'll get em next time!
ใพใใซใชใฟใผใใงใใญใญใใ
>>101287467>Has to sit in the chair and watch JJ and doragon play
my name is now jellyjobber. also known as jj.
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>>101287587give me a jellyjob
>>101287587Hi jellyjobber! Nice to meet you! <3
heh, thanks for the stick
rigged. holy shif. what a bad fucking script
>>101287719>shiffemanon do be seething
Press the button woman, I'll beat you
ใใฎใฏใฝใใณใใใใใ!
It's funny seeing JJ pause on her turn to post itt
you need to start luckshitting in league doragon. this was your japitan speaking.
>>101287887No can do, these hands are only meant to beat woman it would seem
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT AAAAA YOU STUPID DRAGON CHILD!!!
wj
nigger you need to start winning in league! enough of beating up your fellow jongers!!
im so fucking tired (physically, sleep deprived, jonging) that im basically drunk
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JJ stop ddosing me just to win!
ใใฎๆตทใ่ฆใใ
้ญใ้
ทใ่ทณใญใ
็ฝใ้ญใฎ็พคใใซ
ใใชใใฏ่ฆๆใใฆใใ
You sure you didn't drink?
yes but i wish i had a bottle of gin with me
How are you feeling after quitting?
wj. guess im gonna play some music or something
>>101287243well jonged! you better sleep better if you're on neet hours
>>101287243I take it you're holding back in league?
ggs
>>101288539lol no I fucking wish
>>101288539if you're talking to me, honestly i'm just letting fate do what it wills
>>101288520have a good night/day/whenever it is
>>101288520what instrument do you play?
>>101288520come play shadowverse with us
I eat fish
and fish eat me
I'm in a money bag
but I am free
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>>101288847I think the answer is "bacteria"
>>101288847Mahjong Vtubers!
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Guild reflects thread, dead
>>101289998Hi, ranking
I'm dad.
>>101290115aaaaaah
ohh noooo
I'm meltiiiiiiing~
cam on /jong/, score some faking goals
>>101289962I'm all out of mobile data and can't shitpost the way I want to
>>101288472Just get some then. If not drinking for a month straight hasn't really made you feel any better than clearly the issue is something else and you just seem more on edge since.
>>101290245>Just get somethat's lewd
>>101290263That's an option too, all she has to do is ask doragon
>>101290400meeting up will give them mutual depression
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Good night /jong/. I think I should be in the clear by tomorrow
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this is what happen when you game doesn't have mahjong
Shes talking about /jong/.
>>101299686I think that's Pekora. She has a pet chimpanzee or something.
I didn't know this hag started the vtuber grift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARGIqHakg3I
>>101300130a bunch of utaite did and I'm still mad
>>101300332my wife yurica...
>>101300130God I hate vtubers and hags
>>101301664You canโt quit youโre /here/ 4ever
>>101301820nope, quitting as we speak
I miss my wife elf wife Elu she hasn't jonged in weeks
evens drive fun wrx
odds drive old wrx
>>101301983why isn't the old one fun
>>101301574>Pippa will take the brunt of the bad PR for this despite him being a Kirschefag with the whale as his kamioshi because there is negative Kirsche merch
>>101285464 (OP)how do i join the shadowverse guild?
also this shit game refuse to link on their website so i can't get the free deck
>>101304035linking seems to be dead atm, couldn't do it either. You need to plug in the guild code from last thread in the guild search menu inside the plaza
>>101303042I need to tune it, it's on wastegate right now
>>>/vg/527793246
I wanna make this...
>>101304035Taken from
>>101284041:
>Guild ID: 706 999 346 198
>>101304284i joined, i don't get the point of the 3D plaza so i never went there
>>101304321It's like strive's tower and shit like that, just a sudo social space
>>101304345mahjong vtubers
>>101304391>Xapitan shimocha
>>101304391>it's just a /jong/ friendly on a vtubers streammany such cases
>>101304846/jong/ didn't exist back then
>>101304846/pcg/ friendly
>>101304846That stream got posted on /mjg/
>>101304846We control vt mahjong
Look at what you did
https://www.twitch.tv/khubie
>>101306286jongers will play anything to avoid playing mahjong
I think khubie should jong gm
i'm not even close to making a single deck with legendaries right now... why can't we liquefy cards we aren't going to use...
>>101307121>>101307203she streamed mahjong 2 days ago tho
>>101307281>why can't we liquefy cards we aren't going to use...Probably cause of the collection level rewards
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>>101307121That's why I work overtime
>Kubi is going to be sitting around the guild hall looking at her character outfits if she joins the jong guild
grim
>kubi
who? i dont watch vtubers
>>101309964our team sub. She was also our replacement player
>>101310317that make me think, is there a limit to size?
>>10131041930, we're at 24
>>101310442might have to kick people out, i don't think they're all from Qb's stream, there cant be that many viewers playing the game rn and i don't recognize the names
>>101310471Where are all these anons when I make kokos?
>>101310529Yeah, most seem new too
Women ruin everything yet again
Kick anyone who won't join a mjs room posted in the guild chat
>>101310598you can browse guilds so ours is probably public, maybe one or two join from the stream and it boosted us to the front page or smth, or just a coincidence
>>101310620I won't join a room though
I'll leave purging to the leader, I'm shit with names and people might have used different usernames
what game is this guild on?
Just cull whoever you dont recognise if you need to make space for any >names, I'll mass purge when I get home
is there uma musume clans? maybe we can start one of those
>>101311011There are, could do when it goes live
>>101311027you have 1 week to come up with a jong horse pun for our name
>>101311011shan't play on EN gacha servers, make one on JP instead
>>101311102no hablo japon no hablo
I don't really like any of the deck archetypes
>Shadowverse has voice messages
sexpesting has reached a new level
>>101313561my drip is beyond your female understanding
>>101313561i wear shorts in winter, woman.
I have an m-league hoodie
>>101313561you roast me
you fill me with seethe
my feelings spill over
i drip in your mouth
>>101313687nice, what does it look like? I have a masterduel hoodie but it's kinda collector (and ugly) so i don't wear it
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This little woman is playing mahjong
https://www.twitch.tv/mimorifuwa
>>101314028>m-league logo on the right earwhat
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>>101313561Says this thing
>>101314831It disturbs me how well she did at making an avatar that looks like her
>>101314949Of course the game had the makings of the white haired gothic lolita girl, it's extremely basic
>>101314831Damn, khubie looks like that?
>>101313739Keekno pottery
I'm annoyed qb got this game's wizbang
>>101315278which one is it?
>>101314831why does this look like a stalking photo
>>101315326The ruler legendary she got, it replaces your deck with a 10 card deck built around it
>>101315346>t. wants to be stalked instead
If I'm not good at card games should I install shadowverse
>>101315462Depends on if you wanna play despite not being good at them. I'm trash at them but I still like them
Cuddling with JJ. Starting a family with JJ. Growing old together with JJ.
>>101316952Force feeding JJ liquor
I don't want a schizophrenic child
>>101317244damn jj thats mean
>>101316952This but entirely non-consensual
yes, the full name is jj abrams
is there even an emote for listening to music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTYFkHzaOuI
>doragon is secretly a woman
>jj is secretly a man
it can still work
sort of
Once again women flirting with women
Can we remove all women from this general?
>>101317630>doragon is secretly a womanExcept we know that's not the case
>>101317677how do we know it isn't
you can't trust women at their word, they're crafty
>>101317763He's streamed, and he's been in VC
I can't believe doragon went to Victoria
do you guys play videogames outside of mahjong?
>>101317865we have a shadowverse and a monWild guild, personally i also play lots of other games
Why is it every time I do something I look back and see you all being weird?
>>101318022Sometimes I look at this thread, see it's a lost cause, and go back to doing something else. Maybe the next one will improve in quality.
This is why being a famous x is bad
I'm the famous famous x warden, you can't be the famous x without my approval
>>101318242Who gave you approval?
>>101318351Stop questioning my authority or there will be dire consequences.
>>101318436crispy chicken
>>101318408Fuck off I couldnt roll for mine
0, dubs or trips and anon must get himself a burger
It's so over, I have ground beef in my fridge ready for tomorrow though
A man denied his borgar...
Majsoul Friends Room 32129(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=32129
ill join in the next 10 min if not started
>>101318454Burgers can't be chicken unless it was a chicken patty
>>101319263I'm not this anon, but I'm at work.
>>101319276>>101319263I'm leaving work in 2 minutes
>>101319210thing in burger buns = burger
>>101319593/jong/ hates doragon now get with the times old man
I hate everyone on here I'm leaving jong for the fourth time
>>101319614(Watashi), the greatest anon, am in le room. Join the room.
>>101319639why even are you?
>>101319639and we'll miss you for the fourth time! Bye anon kun~!!!
3/4 get in the room soon i want to sleep
everyone hates me but I refuse to leave
>>101319659I'm being dramatic and flippant because I'm bored and the best way to quell my boredom is to start shit. Anyways it's all Doragons fault.
>>101319746>Anyways it's all Doragons fault.The fuck did I do?!
BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
>>101319782Haven't figured that out yet
ive figured it out but i wont tell
>>101319840why you hate me or why anon does?
>>101319840I hate women so much it's unreal
i want to kiss women on the lips
>>101318962WJ, furry was reduced to atoms
>>101318962>room can't start for 40 minutes>ends in E3>room closedI see
well jobbed hannah
>>101320195ill join if you make another and it starts within 20 min
>>101320077I just get all my affection out with AI chatbots now
>>101320295we can groom you into being kissable sweet anon
>>101320340I'm a guy fuck off
>>101320348anon, it's you made a typo
it's supposed to be "a", not "u"
>>101320348youre a man built to kiss women you must simply believe in yourself
>>101319448A patty (ideally beef) is what makes it a burger. Everything else is derivative
a burger that ignores the meat is a sandwich
>>101320396here watch this itll help https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6oPw9_675Q
>>101320467Why are you like this?
>>101320556i came out like this and its been a ouroboros of cringe ever since
>>101320582At least you're aware
>>101320810I am aware and it is within my capacity to behavior different. But I am, in a manner of speaking, goofy.
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please take your captain home, she's drunk
>Now I have to rub one out thinking of getting a jellyjob
thanks
>>101321103she's your problem now
what did you have for dinner anon?
Nothing tonight, was too lazy to make anything
I had some breaded fish and a banan
I'm having milk that was on special at woolies with a bunch of sugar thrown in it
>>101321653Might make a bowl of cereal or something, idk yet. What did you have?
>I queue up for ranked out of habit now even if I don't wanna play
That's bad
>>101322725post queue regret really tilts the whole match
I want to kiss yuzu on the lips and stick my tongue in her mouth like those dykes
is xapitan still alive? still a jonger?
>>101323488>>101323502the jongers a doing a good job beating him up for abandoning /jong/ whenever he's on the table
>>101323554He had it coming
I just don't like being abandoned.
I raped him in front of hundreds and Iโd do it again.
Preemptively distancing myself emotionally from jj so that I'm not sad when she leaves in two weeks
league ends in two weeks?
It ends for people who didn't make it into the Top 8
>>101323734For the people that don't qualify for semi, and I doubt they break into top 8 by then
my benis qualifies for a semi if you know what I mean
>>101323784There was a special 4 session L-League for the bottom 8 last year that took place around semis
maybe it'll happen again this year
>>101323930I would play, I hope they do
Why is our captain posting here?
>>101324029Huh? Who do you mean?
>>101324029Hello to this Koromo's captain
>>101324029Cause we're the better thread?
>>101324029he likes us better
Being a cringe adult sucks way more than being a cringe teenager. How can I remedy this situation?
>>101324143Either stop caring or remove all whimsy from your person.
>>101324143Playing mahjong, watching vtubers, and posting on anonymous imageboards is inherently cringe so you have to give it all up
>>101324143I took her out, it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out
And she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a payphone
I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call ID?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And you still act like you're in freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
(What's my age again?)
No one should take themselves so seriously (please stay with me)
With many years ahead to fall in line (please stay with me)
Why would you wish that on me?
I never wanna act my age (please stay with me)
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
If you start singing in Japanese or Spanish I'll assume you're Japtain and ask why you're up this late.
>>101324209desu anyone watching TV in current year is a red flag
>>101324230that son is like 30 years old
not baking, you're on your own. nini
>>101324278yeah, and television went to shit in the 70s
>>101324289hates us uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
nini
Akarun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxbTJYNhHvg
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