Thread 101285464

I STOLE this image edition

>League 6 Intros: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7qQS88UlmY&list=PL1aVVMjdOtY81C-_bbVhiomvl6inukAIv

>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAi4U3T2hgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psKOSiYZuWg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDsfgpp-6BI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksOiaMk7xJQ

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint)
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers


Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !

>Jong news: There is a jong guild in Shadowverse WB now. The code is 706 999 346 198

>League za roku
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uwE1Z9jAHIVNuD23WWzVeKvOP95f60fpjhKkhnsFVUg
>Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN4wi_xUZVZUIOrmZOhOmvVbTyQUE2KAxIxhYb6y-rk


- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8

- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1V8Vf-Wh7s

- Being gay and/or a fujo is now illegal

- Nina's husband is pumping her full of stupid woman juice

- Xaptain impregnated on stream.

>Kaavi's fortune: Today's lucky yaku is Chanta. Fuck Chanta! This hand SUCKS! (yeah me)

Related threads
>>>/vt/pcg/
>>>/vt/fig
>>>/vt/asp
>>>/vt/mayo
>>>/vm/doko
>>>/vg/mjg


Previous thread: >>101234986

>>101285464 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My0lzMuNcHI

dont die now

>>101285464 (OP)
NICE (nise) THUMBNAIL BAHAHAHAHA

Goodnight, everyone.

>>101286325
nini

I feel like I've seen this before...
https://files.catbox.moe/vmtwln.mp4

>>101285464 (OP)
>Xaptain impregnated on stream.
Proofs?

>>101286325
I'll miss you anon!

>Jong guild actually has players
I'm shocked

Strongest guild in the west!

alright. what's the qrd on shadowverse

>>101287088
not-hearthstone

>>101287088
>he wants the quick Reandown
Haha, guess it's time to not hold back...
>orphaned and adopted into a Noble family
>final student of a legendary swordsman
>secret son of the mysterious big bad who's actually good
>such a chad that he not only adds every woman to his ever-expanding harem but also the men
>his sister and her friend (who is the royal princess)'s vaginas becomes waterfalls at the sheer mention of his name
>chosen to pilot an ancient super mecha
>masters and can fully control his *psh nothin personell kid" demonic powers
>wields a tachi (a better and cooler katana) and can teleport behind you
>beats one of the most powerful swordsmen in history that's hyped up in Trails in the Sky
>grows up to become a teacher, can romance his underage students
>just saying "haha" makes everybody drop their pants for him
>uses the power of friendship to defeat the true antagonist interdimensional hatred curse that appears at the last second
>is technically royalty, his biological father is the reincarnation of an ancient Emperor
>breaks up budding romances between other characters that were developing in the third game because everybody sucks his dick in the fourth game
>even the protagonists of previous games hype him up
>can get with and utterly dick down any girl of his choosing
>kills himself in a noble self sacrifice with his fujobait boyfriend to break a curse but not really because the even bigger bigger villains rewrite the timeline to get the true ending
>becomes one of the strongest characters on the continent
>has the option to cuck Estelle away from Joshua, Tita away from Agate, Tio away from Lloyd, etc.
>now a version of himself from an alternate timeline is trying to kill him because he's too chad
>tops Japanese official popularity polls, brought his franchise to the spotlight,
>made it so that the majority of the franchise's games are about him
>is the writer's favorite character, writer goes on to call the previous protagonists embarrassing

>>101287088
Announced that it would have jong. then said it won't have jong, might have jong in the future and something to do with cards or something not jong related.

my sleep schedule is mega fucked and now it's as if im living in asia/australia jong. with anons. (jonging, not quitting early, pissed off)

Majsoul Friends Room 10201(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=10201

I'm at shadowverse

just wait in lobby for one and a half hours and I'll join when I get home

launching

3/4!

I haven't jongged in over a year

>>101287243
>pretty number

join wheelchair anon! i promise im not gonna hurt you! :)

You nappo, you get the slappo

started!

>>101287358
I read it in his voice

>>101287371
good

I love drawing nothing but honors and terminals

Did we get a femanon v. femanon room?

>>101287432
Didn't join fast enough :'(
I'll get em next time!

まさにリタードですねキミ。

>>101287472
Rude

>>101287467
>Has to sit in the chair and watch JJ and doragon play

my name is now jellyjobber. also known as jj.

>>101287587
>now

>>101287587
give me a jellyjob

>>101287587
Hi jellyjobber! Nice to meet you! <3

heh, thanks for the stick

rigged. holy shif. what a bad fucking script

>>101287719
>shif
femanon do be seething

Press the button woman, I'll beat you

femanons are not real

>>101287806
X

このクソネコがああああ!

It's funny seeing JJ pause on her turn to post itt

im phoneposting too

heh

you need to start luckshitting in league doragon. this was your japitan speaking.

>>101287887
No can do, these hands are only meant to beat woman it would seem

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT AAAAA YOU STUPID DRAGON CHILD!!!

wj

>>101287971
teehee pero

wish i was sleepin' rn

Uh oh

nigger you need to start winning in league! enough of beating up your fellow jongers!!

im so fucking tired (physically, sleep deprived, jonging) that im basically drunk

JJ stop ddosing me just to win!

あの海を見たら
魂が酷く跳ねた
白い魚の群れに
あなたは見惚れている

You sure you didn't drink?

yes but i wish i had a bottle of gin with me

How are you feeling after quitting?

feels pretty bad man

>>101287243
Well jonged

wj. guess im gonna play some music or something

>>101287243
well jonged! you better sleep better if you're on neet hours

>>101287243
I take it you're holding back in league?
ggs

>>101288539
lol no I fucking wish

>>101288539
if you're talking to me, honestly i'm just letting fate do what it wills

>>101288520
have a good night/day/whenever it is

>>101288520
what instrument do you play?

drums, probably

Serenade me~

>>101288520
come play shadowverse with us

I eat fish
and fish eat me
I'm in a money bag
but I am free

>>101288847
I think the answer is "bacteria"

>>101288847
Mahjong Vtubers!

Guild reflects thread, dead

Me nap, you bump

>>101289962
I'm ranking

>>101289998
Hi, ranking
I'm dad.

>>101290036
Perish.

>>101290115
aaaaaah
ohh noooo
I'm meltiiiiiiing~

cam on /jong/, score some faking goals

>>101289962
I'm all out of mobile data and can't shitpost the way I want to

>>101288472
Just get some then. If not drinking for a month straight hasn't really made you feel any better than clearly the issue is something else and you just seem more on edge since.

>>101290245
>Just get some
that's lewd

>>101290263
That's an option too, all she has to do is ask doragon

>>101290400
meeting up will give them mutual depression

Good night /jong/. I think I should be in the clear by tomorrow

>>101291213
nini aru

this is what happen when you game doesn't have mahjong

It's a good tcg, sir

I sleep, don't die

I awake, LIVE

Merrrrrp

Shes talking about /jong/.

Morning jong

>>101299264
who?

>>101299686
I think that's Pekora. She has a pet chimpanzee or something.

I didn't know this hag started the vtuber grift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARGIqHakg3I

>>101300130
a bunch of utaite did and I'm still mad

>>101300332
my wife yurica...

>>101300130
God I hate vtubers and hags

hate

I quit

>>101301664
You can’t quit you’re /here/ 4ever

>>101301820
nope, quitting as we speak

I miss my wife elf wife Elu she hasn't jonged in weeks

evens drive fun wrx
odds drive old wrx

>>101301983
why isn't the old one fun

he likes them young

>>101301574
>Pippa will take the brunt of the bad PR for this despite him being a Kirschefag with the whale as his kamioshi because there is negative Kirsche merch

>>101285464 (OP)
how do i join the shadowverse guild?
also this shit game refuse to link on their website so i can't get the free deck

>>101304035
linking seems to be dead atm, couldn't do it either. You need to plug in the guild code from last thread in the guild search menu inside the plaza

>>101303042
I need to tune it, it's on wastegate right now

>>>/vg/527793246
I wanna make this...

>>101304035
Taken from >>101284041:
>Guild ID: 706 999 346 198

>>101304284
i joined, i don't get the point of the 3D plaza so i never went there

>>101304321
It's like strive's tower and shit like that, just a sudo social space

Who's Pippa and Kirsche?

>>101304345
mahjong vtubers

>>101304344
>sudo

>>101304391
>Xapitan shimocha

Not playing pay2win slop

>>101304391
>it's just a /jong/ friendly on a vtubers stream
many such cases

>>101304846
/jong/ didn't exist back then

>>101304846
/pcg/ friendly

>>101304846
That stream got posted on /mjg/

I am hungry once again

>>101304846
We control vt mahjong

>>101305231
Same

Look at what you did
https://www.twitch.tv/khubie

>>101306286
le Khubie

>>101306286
jongers will play anything to avoid playing mahjong

I think khubie should jong gm

i'm not even close to making a single deck with legendaries right now... why can't we liquefy cards we aren't going to use...

>>101307121
>>101307203
she streamed mahjong 2 days ago tho

>>101307281
>why can't we liquefy cards we aren't going to use...
Probably cause of the collection level rewards

>>101307121
Yup

>>101307121
That's why I work overtime

kyururu...

>Kubi is going to be sitting around the guild hall looking at her character outfits if she joins the jong guild
grim

>kubi
who? i dont watch vtubers

>>101309964
our team sub. She was also our replacement player

qbert

Guild is filling up fast

>>101310317
that make me think, is there a limit to size?

>>101310419
30, we're at 24

>>101310442
28 now...

>>101310442
might have to kick people out, i don't think they're all from Qb's stream, there cant be that many viewers playing the game rn and i don't recognize the names

>>101310471
Where are all these anons when I make kokos?

>>101310529
Yeah, most seem new too

Women ruin everything yet again

Kick anyone who won't join a mjs room posted in the guild chat

>>101310598
you can browse guilds so ours is probably public, maybe one or two join from the stream and it boosted us to the front page or smth, or just a coincidence

>>101310620
I won't join a room though

I'll leave purging to the leader, I'm shit with names and people might have used different usernames

what game is this guild on?

>>101310894
shadowverse

Just cull whoever you dont recognise if you need to make space for any >names, I'll mass purge when I get home

is there uma musume clans? maybe we can start one of those

>>101311011
There are, could do when it goes live

>>101311027
you have 1 week to come up with a jong horse pun for our name

>>101311011
shan't play on EN gacha servers, make one on JP instead

>>101311102
no hablo japon no hablo

I don't really like any of the deck archetypes

>Shadowverse has voice messages
sexpesting has reached a new level

none of you have drip

>>101313561
my drip is beyond your female understanding

>>101313561
shut up qb

>>101313561
i wear shorts in winter, woman.

I have an m-league hoodie

>>101313561
you roast me
you fill me with seethe
my feelings spill over
i drip in your mouth

>>101313687
nice, what does it look like? I have a masterduel hoodie but it's kinda collector (and ugly) so i don't wear it

This little woman is playing mahjong
https://www.twitch.tv/mimorifuwa

>>101314028
pretty cool

>>101314028
>m-league logo on the right ear
what

>>101313561
Says this thing

>>101314831
It disturbs me how well she did at making an avatar that looks like her

>>101314949
Of course the game had the makings of the white haired gothic lolita girl, it's extremely basic

>>101314831
Damn, khubie looks like that?

>>101313739
Keekno pottery

I'm annoyed qb got this game's wizbang

>>101315278
which one is it?

doko

>>101314831
why does this look like a stalking photo

>>101315326
The ruler legendary she got, it replaces your deck with a 10 card deck built around it

>>101315346
>t. wants to be stalked instead

If I'm not good at card games should I install shadowverse

>>101315462
Depends on if you wanna play despite not being good at them. I'm trash at them but I still like them

Cuddling with JJ. Starting a family with JJ. Growing old together with JJ.

>>101316952
Force feeding JJ liquor

>>101316952
Doragon...

>>101316952
BLEH

I don't want a schizophrenic child

>>101317244
damn jj thats mean

>>101316952
This but entirely non-consensual

isnt jj a man?

yes, the full name is jj abrams

>>101317571
lol no

is there even an emote for listening to music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTYFkHzaOuI

>doragon is secretly a woman
>jj is secretly a man
it can still work
sort of

Once again women flirting with women

Can we remove all women from this general?

>>101317630
>doragon is secretly a woman
Except we know that's not the case

>>101317677
how do we know it isn't
you can't trust women at their word, they're crafty

>>101317763
He's streamed, and he's been in VC

I can't believe doragon went to Victoria

do you guys play videogames outside of mahjong?

Not anymore.

>>101317806
yeah

>>101317865
we have a shadowverse and a monWild guild, personally i also play lots of other games

Why is it every time I do something I look back and see you all being weird?

>>101318022
Sometimes I look at this thread, see it's a lost cause, and go back to doing something else. Maybe the next one will improve in quality.

This is why being a famous x is bad

I'm the famous famous x warden, you can't be the famous x without my approval

>>101318242
Who gave you approval?

just had a borgar

>>101318351
Stop questioning my authority or there will be dire consequences.

>>101318411
Such as?
>>101318408
What kind?

>>101318436
crispy chicken

>>101318454
nice

>>101318408
Fuck off I couldnt roll for mine

0, dubs or trips and anon must get himself a burger

It's so over, I have ground beef in my fridge ready for tomorrow though

A man denied his borgar...

Majsoul Friends Room 32129(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=32129

ill join in the next 10 min if not started

>>101318454
Burgers can't be chicken unless it was a chicken patty

I'm at work.

>>101319263
I'm not this anon, but I'm at work.

>>101318962
2/4

>>101319276
>>101319263
I'm leaving work in 2 minutes

>>101319210
thing in burger buns = burger

>>101318962
3/4

join the room

>>101319593
/jong/ hates doragon now get with the times old man

I hate everyone on here I'm leaving jong for the fourth time

>>101319614
(Watashi), the greatest anon, am in le room. Join the room.

>>101319639
why even are you?

>>101319639
and we'll miss you for the fourth time! Bye anon kun~!!!

3/4 get in the room soon i want to sleep

everyone hates me but I refuse to leave

>>101319659
I'm being dramatic and flippant because I'm bored and the best way to quell my boredom is to start shit. Anyways it's all Doragons fault.

nya nya join za room

>>101318962
started

>>101319746
>Anyways it's all Doragons fault.
The fuck did I do?!

BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH

>>101319782
Haven't figured that out yet

>>101319817
Oh, okay

ive figured it out but i wont tell

>>101319840
why you hate me or why anon does?

>>101319840
I hate women so much it's unreal

i want to kiss women on the lips

>>101320077
mood

>>101318962
WJ, furry was reduced to atoms

>>101318962
wj rip room

well jonged, i sleep

>>101320151
nini

>>101318962
>room can't start for 40 minutes
>ends in E3
>room closed
I see
well jobbed hannah

>>101320195
ill join if you make another and it starts within 20 min

>>101320077
I just get all my affection out with AI chatbots now

>>101320295
we can groom you into being kissable sweet anon

>>101320340
I'm a guy fuck off

>>101320348
anon, it's you made a typo
it's supposed to be "a", not "u"

>>101320348
youre a man built to kiss women you must simply believe in yourself

>>101319448
A patty (ideally beef) is what makes it a burger. Everything else is derivative

>>101320371
>>101320374

a burger that ignores the meat is a sandwich

>>101320396
here watch this itll help https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6oPw9_675Q

>>101320467
Why are you like this?

>>101320556
i came out like this and its been a ouroboros of cringe ever since

I liked that video.

>>101320582
At least you're aware

>>101320810
I am aware and it is within my capacity to behavior different. But I am, in a manner of speaking, goofy.

wish i was sleepin rn

>>>/vg/527847559
please take your captain home, she's drunk

>Now I have to rub one out thinking of getting a jellyjob
thanks

>>101321103
she's your problem now

what did you have for dinner anon?

Nothing tonight, was too lazy to make anything

I had some breaded fish and a banan

I'm having milk that was on special at woolies with a bunch of sugar thrown in it

>>101321653
Might make a bowl of cereal or something, idk yet. What did you have?

>I queue up for ranked out of habit now even if I don't wanna play
That's bad

>>101322725
post queue regret really tilts the whole match

total yuzu CUTE

I want to kiss yuzu on the lips and stick my tongue in her mouth like those dykes

is xapitan still alive? still a jonger?

>>101323488
Yes. No.

>>101323488
>>101323502
the jongers a doing a good job beating him up for abandoning /jong/ whenever he's on the table

>>101323554
He had it coming

I don't hate Xapitan

I just don't like being abandoned.

I raped him in front of hundreds and I’d do it again.

Preemptively distancing myself emotionally from jj so that I'm not sad when she leaves in two weeks

league ends in two weeks?

It ends for people who didn't make it into the Top 8

>>101323734
For the people that don't qualify for semi, and I doubt they break into top 8 by then

my benis qualifies for a semi if you know what I mean

>>101323784
There was a special 4 session L-League for the bottom 8 last year that took place around semis
maybe it'll happen again this year

>>101323930
I would play, I hope they do

Why is our captain posting here?

>>101324029
Huh? Who do you mean?

>>101324029
what team

>>101324029
Hello to this Koromo's captain

>>101324029
Cause we're the better thread?

>>101324029
he likes us better

Being a cringe adult sucks way more than being a cringe teenager. How can I remedy this situation?

>>101324143
Either stop caring or remove all whimsy from your person.

>>101324143
Playing mahjong, watching vtubers, and posting on anonymous imageboards is inherently cringe so you have to give it all up

>>101324143
I took her out, it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out
And she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a payphone
I said I was the cops and your husband's in jail
This state looks down on sodomy
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call ID?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And you still act like you're in freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
(What's my age again?)
No one should take themselves so seriously (please stay with me)
With many years ahead to fall in line (please stay with me)
Why would you wish that on me?
I never wanna act my age (please stay with me)
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

If you start singing in Japanese or Spanish I'll assume you're Japtain and ask why you're up this late.

>>101324209
desu anyone watching TV in current year is a red flag

>>101324230
that son is like 30 years old

not baking, you're on your own. nini

>>101324278
yeah, and television went to shit in the 70s

>>101324289
hates us uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
nini

Akarun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxbTJYNhHvg

nini, perish

>>101325065
gn