Thread 101287110

Moe Edition

>What is /lig/?
/lig/ is a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have on average 500 viewers or more.

>Why /lig/?
Large indie vtubers have more net fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This is a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream on.

>Can I shill my 499view oshi here?
Considering averages fluctuate widely, all the way down to 100 is reasonable. The minimal requirement however is being Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers.

Numbers for 6/16:
1: https://twitch.tv/Shylily (7,225)
2: https://twitch.tv/filian (5,680)
3: https://www.youtube.com/@mintfantome (3,468)
4: https://twitch.tv/OliviaMonroe (3,241)
5: https://twitch.tv/nihmune (2,973)
6: https://twitch.tv/deme (2,638) *Tie
6: https://twitch.tv/camila (2,608) *Tie
8: https://twitch.tv/Sykkuno (2,192)
9: https://twitch.tv/lilypichu (2,148)
10: https://twitch.tv/snuffy (2,107)

Non-English:
1: https://twitch.tv/Kamito_JP (5,061) *Japanese
2: https://twitch.tv/hennie2001 (2,779) *Chinese
3: https://twitch.tv/orkpod (2,731) *Russian

>Wait isn't that one a corpo?
/lig/ is a thread for chuubas of a decent size who aren't defined by their corporate branding, either due to the small size of the corporation or the independence and lack of oversight granted to the talents

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Previous Thread: >>101283785

grimmi voiding her bowels so she dosent shot herself

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

Did anyone save that really sexy mmd dance so I can jerk my dick off and go to bed

>>101287110 (OP)
uh oh para op

What if I discovered that I was in love with a dead rat

>>101287330
I want to put my dick in and around her cute butt

>>101287325
When will you niggers (non-racist) learn that if you want something saved you have to do it yourself?

>>101287151
That's hot.

>Miia has no friends to play Factorio with
>I have no friends to play Factorio with

>>101287377
There's a really easy solution for that. Killing yourself

LucyPyre should have tears in her eyes while she's forced against her will to do slutty bunnysuit dances for me while I swirl a glass of wine on my throne that Akuma Nihmune and Bao the 52 Hertz Whale are chained to

They keep running away from Nina

i like that wawawawawa noise ecto makes

God i love flat titty liggers

>>101287325
>sexy mmd dance
Which one there were like 4. I'm waiting for the streams to finish

>>101287392
Good post

>>101287377
miiiiaaa! I love youuuuu!!! I'llplay factorio with you!!!

gay women being gay together is beautiful. love wins

>>101287324
Glorpi Anni!

>>101287447
Girl As Is is not Gay: Globohomo of Mesopotamia, which wins the Faggot prize.

>>101287447
>gay
lol
lmao

ecto talks like she's being shaken all the time
chromu talks like she has extra chromosomes

>>101287447
Wasn't planning on watching more than an hour but I couldn't stop, that was cool

Which vtubers make you feel happy from their cuteness, but don't make you feel anything sexual towards them?

miimii's girldinner includes a cold diet coke and some poptarts

>>101287508
That's just a regular ass struggle meal. Also diet coke tastes like shit

>>101287525
theres no way you can consider that a struggle meal poptarts have zero nutrition
also women crave diet coke

What would you do if you heard a knock at your door and when you looked through the peephole you saw this

>>101287507
Peo

I Love Lucy

>>101287490
chromosomu

>>101287545
painal

miia makes my heart flutter

>>101287559
Everyone stop what you're doing, new mean nickname just dropped

for Ectos outfit I dont know what its called but I really like the space between where the leotard cuts off at near the pelvic area and the thigh, it activates the neurons

>>101287545
chase it away with a shovel

>>101287538
Does it have to be nutritious to be considered a struggle meal?

Why did nobody ever tell me that meat had perfect breasts

ecto winding down post-collab lying on a VR bed with the camera pointed at her face is actually insanely potent GFE

>>101287598
3am general baby

>>101287612
damn i thought she was ending so i closed the tab

>>101287598
been saying it for ages

yay!

post collab chillin with the lady

the grimmi extended universe

fagwithablownoutasshole

>>101287649
i want paizuri

I'm listening to Grimmi, meat, ecto and suko right now

i feel like if i showed you guys how to make mexican pizza on a tortilla it would improve thread quality of life by like 15, maybe 20 percent and you guys would be less mad because youd have a good ass cheap meal in your stummy

>>101287584
If you mean with her thighhighs, I think that counts as absolute territory
>>101287612
They're all doing it, none are my oshi so it's hard to choose...

Time, there's never enough time.

>>101287668
white girl overload

>>101287584
she called it a hip window

>>101287612
Ecto cute.

>>101287674
I am now 15% madder because you infantalized the word "stomach", further perpetuation the degradation of the English language.
I'll still eat it though.

help

is GFE like taking her to a basketball game?

>>101287741
language is a moving target the stuff we say now is gonna sound super goofy real soon

pounding ecto's butt hard fucking skin slapping whining making the bed squeak

When will Fang and Ecto collab again?

>>101287750
jealousy is not a good look babe

>>101287612
>>101287750
Sorry forgot

Tying up ecto and teasing her clit with a feather SLAMMING THE SUBMIT BUTTON

>>101287776
>>101287761
Stop it

>>101287809
>>101287783
hi

>>101287584
zettai ryouiki

I love Milky!

cute

ecto's white eyelashes always look weird

Putting Ecto in my pocket and carrying her around all day.

miia casually showing porn on stream

im just so glad ectoposting evolved passed the 12 year old pee girl stuff

I FUCKING LOVE UUUUUNIITY

>>101287875
champion pee girl took her spot

>>101287872
Timestamp?

I FUCKING LOVE FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS

>>101287853
Only because she doesn't have white hair. But I think it's one of the better parts of her design, it highlights the mix of different bodies. Might look cool with a white hair streak

bros I’m gonna watch grimbi wish me luck

>>101287872
this is like the 5th time

Buttslut is going through it

I kind of want to be held captive by Meat and she has her harem of VR sluts (affectionate) grind on me while Meat laughs and claps and throws flowers on us

>>101287507
I think you're gay

bon

Mormin ligbers I love you

How should I cook my Peofish? I'm thinking about marinating it in a lemon garlic sauce then grilling it. I think the sourness from the marinade will act as a nice contrast to the fish's natural sweetness.

What if the new 3AM member was Para somehow

>>101287961
*cums*

I hope Layna gets hit by a train

>>101287761
This butt fang

Sucks that Miia got ghosted by all the other guests, but I appreciate that she at least lets her community step in.

ohh is gfe like going with ecto to a play

Why did no one tell me that Vesper is in vr with cyphi you DOUBLENIGGERS?

Guys I enjoyed reactsloppa today how over is it for me

>>101287923
Streame Streamerin, streame.

>ecto and meat both raiding cyphi and vesper
My plan to save everyone in the kuu/cyphi/vesper friend group is coming together. We can save them all.

Hehe sucko (my dick)

>>101287996
it was brought up REPEATEDLY last thread

Personally I want an Ecto friend experience

>>101287993
No it's like me slapping fang's ass during sex while you watch

I still can't post images on the imageboard

>>101287923
I love my German fox wife

>>101288028
I WAS ASLEEP OKAY?!

>>101287993
Not even an ecto gosling and still hurts my heart

why does this doxnigger have such a hateboner for ecto

>>101288002
I think it's only the corpotuber fans that pretend to hate it, because their girls can't get perms for it

>>101287992
factorio is a niche game and its late

>>101288057
I just love watching chuubas reacting to sseth or reggie, slopping it up

>>101288053
I'm not sure why people freak out when a streamer has a boyfriend
That shit rarely lasts

>>101287969
I'd be mostly indifferent, the collabs would be weird I think. Actually a bug girl collab might be ok

>>101287992
i saw hina was live
shit is fucked

the dox retard was finally banned

>>101288054
Pretty sure it's a femanon or failed aspie, always raging at gfe and vtubers who pitch their voices up even slightly for stream

>>101288079
I don't freak out but it hurts. If you gosling on the chuuba at least, it fucking sucks. If you don't then you're probably fine. Although even when I'm not goslining is still like a reminder of how lonely I am, like when you see happy couples walking by.

>>101288103
He'll be back, he always comes back

miia reminds me a lot of my little sister. a fucking brat, annoying, stupid, but you still want her to be happy.

ecto isnt gfe shes just really charming

>>101288103
bans don't mean anything

>>101288079
I just hate it when they pretend they don't and pretend to be kissless virgins to relate to chat. It's fucking plastic. I'd respect you and understand you far more if you're honest about your level of experience because me being an incel ain't a normal male's experience.

>>101288054
>>101288104
It's Seth

why would anyone want to date ecto with all her mental issues. not hating btw. i like her and enjoy her streams just saying

>>101288109
When I get upset about how my oshi has a bf I turn it into something productive, like working on my rape dungeon for her. I'm getting the soundproofing done this week, her screams will be SO muffled

>>101288057
when marimari or miia pull up tiktok I close that shit

girl cute, it gfe.

simple as.

>>101288123
Yeah but the doxxfaggotry always starts when someone is gosling posting. They do the same thing to grimmi and coqui

i wish i could show but all the bitches love sans

>>101288146
Kek you weirdo

>>101288141
I have not been able to tell the difference between bait and a genuine retard for almost 10 years now

i can no longer support tob due to recent geo political events

>>101288026
sucko would give terrible suck unironically

>>101288150
I mean if you think about it you'd do lots of mundane stuff with your gf so technically everything counts. So long as your heart feels the right way it is GFE.

>>101288170
It's neither. Rage away.

miimii erp ToT

*keeps pounding ecto's butt while not reading any of your faggy posts*

>>101288206
Okay now I definitely know it's genuine retard

>>101288119
And you want to fuck her

love hearing vespers voice out of nowhere on da cyphi stream

>>101288206
NTA but I understand what you mean, it pisses me off too when a chuuba starts obviously lying and people eat it up. That being said I wouldn't go full mongoloid and spam antiposts on her really. I just drop them and move on.

>>101288225
I'm retarded for you anon now suck my dick cause I'm horny.

>>101287969
this but paramochi>>101287985

>>101288174
toby is behind it all...

>>101288185
Who cares if you got those big beautiful brown eyes looking up at you? She can always learn

>>101287966
Deep fry Korean style

What if Momo does her first fansly stream and squirts green nikelodeon slime while taking a huge dildo

>>101288155
It's almost like there's a deranged talent agent who has people's personal information with a vendetta out there or something

>>101288300
You can sing the nickelodeon song then

this grimmi stream is GFE because she's playing one of my favorite series

>>101288283
true, I wasn't saying it's a bad thing. she'd be eager to make up for it and get better

>>101288300
are kenan and kel honna be there

wake me when gaspar bfe

>>101288308
"MANAGERS" ROLL OUT

What would you do if it was your birthday and there was a woman-shaped birthday package on your doorstep and when you took it inside you heard muffled ecto giggling

>>101288353
kick it

>>101288300
i think it was a miracle she even posted anything there to begin with, so that would be cool

>>101288353
call ICE

>>101288057
I despise it and will drop any vtuber who does it regularly (like miia, unfortunately)

My name is Edwin, I made the Mimic
It was difficult to put the pieces together
But unfortunately, something went so wrong
And now I can't do anything but sing this stupid song

it's really funny that everyone just wants, deep down, to be a cute girl

>>101288391
tfw waiting on part 2 from manlybadasshero

>>101288235
My former oshi did this but got confirmed by a clip otherwise. That wasn't the reason why I dropped her initially, but it was real salt in the wound cause it was essentially a bit in her streams about her being clueless. I like how oimo, vivi, and sayu handle it really.

>>101288317
FUCK! I need a Suko gf

>>101288405
I don't want to be a cute girl. I want to be Barret from Final Fantasy 7.

>>101288353
set it on fire

>>101288391
ninaur :c

>>101288326
have you taken laxatives recently

>>101288415
hes so cool but having a chaingun for an arm seems like a pain in the ass

Thank God Peo streams at the time she does

>>101288415
ong I would prefer having two hands and not a dead wife

>>101288391
was that the secret

>>101288391
my name is moriko, i made the batpost

So is posting cyphi's one tit legal yet, it's 2025

>>101288391
>Song about a character
>Said character only shows up for a single chase sequence and dies

>>101288463
Someone was just forcibly deported to a hi tech torture prison last thread for doing so

>>101288477
I got warned for posting 'rapekin raepa' earlier and i'm not mad about it

>>101288405
I just want to date a cute girl, asshole.

>>101288463
Her one exposed tit is illegal. You are only allowed to post both of her tits

>>101288270
She did HWAT with the jews?!

>>101288433
>>101288440
I just tried to name the manliest character I could think of. It was either him or like, The Punisher.

>>101288353
Eat it, it's obviously cake

>>101288405
I think even if I had to tolerate getting dicked by an ugly dude, my outlook on life be much healthier if I was female. I'm really doomer and it isn't good for you.

>>101288412
There's some chuubas I followed that do some weird pivots and they lied about the stupidest shit like their age or stuff like that, I still hate it because I have a feeling that it's just like an act to lure in new audiences and shit on the old fans who obviously know it's a retarded lie.

>>101287993
Where is my mid anime centric gf?
Where is she hanging out?

>>101288516
The punisher also has a dead wife and son, bad choices anon.

I just want to be happy with a gf Idc about being le badass though.

>someone screenshotted miia, edited naked boobies on her, and uploaded it to r34
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=11718433&tags=factorio

>miia browsing rule34 of factorio and finding an edit of her stream playing factorio naked live
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=11718433

>>101288577
everyone knows chromu only wants a dude with a fat cock.

>>101288619
Oh, Pipkin you poor thing.. that's the whole point of rape

>>101288609
>>101288611
lmao

>>101288632
kek

>>101288632
it's not /pol/tarded to think its funny when the bully gets punched

>>101288609
>>101288611
>she found it
theres one dedicated miioid
her tag is all him

I want to cum inside femanon.

Hehehehehe

bat got shit on

wait you guy didnt tell me miia was funny

what the fuck is the grimmi bloody poop story that someone mentioned in chat?

>>101288665
it looks like oc too, mega based

Italian woman love

:)

>>101288681
literally? that's hot

French woman love

bro

what if you came on suko's face and she went "yaaaay"

>>101288747
I'd probably kill her

>>101288731
I wonder what words she'll be teaching at her panel...

>>101288760
Based

>>101288743
make him BLUE

Para would be perfect if only she had huge tits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY77I4hgjmQ
it come with eggwuh

what if Layna cancelled your oshi for flimsy reasons?

>>101288760
that is not nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNljm_dPg4o&t=229s

>>101288747
I'd cum again right then and there completely ignoring my refractory period

I made fun of another chatter in my oshi's stream but it turned out they were one of her primary art slave orbiters and they drew me sucking my own cock like all curled up in a ball to reach it (they were not generous with their assumptions about my size)

>>101288832
kek link it

>>101288845
its a joke son

>>101288781
yeah

Bros my 3DS is fucking dying it's so over. How am I supposed to play MK7 (because everyone else is already on World) now?

My daughter is having a meltdown while playing golf.

>>101288810
>not a single pip comment

>>101288883
I didnt know mortal kombat was on the 3ds

>>101288905
I didn't know Mortal Kombat World was a thing

>>101288892
who is this cutie

>>101288850
not cool :(

>>101288883
what's wrong with it?

>>101288894
I use pip to install things on my raspberry pi

>theres a secret turbo autist in my stream
what if miimii found our cuck goon stash haha that would be so funny...

But doctor, I am Pagliacci.

>>101289006
why do you choose to make bad posts

So Ecto's swimsuit sure was something huh

bat beats me

what if i developed my art skill specifically so i could make art of my oshi with a fat pussy

widecumby my beloved

>>101289069
You should develop your art skill to make this >>101288832 a reality

>>101289033
she found the factorio porn
i wonder what her reaction to the very tan gen of her with a little penis and the others
she was very upset

>>101288984
i install my penis into pippa and cum and moan

That cavegirl just cant resist a pair like that
https://files.catbox.moe/bw9k6v.png
https://files.catbox.moe/hklano.png

eh

>>101289142
I want to pull on Pippa's ears during sex

>>101288781
yep

>>101289150
you're getting lazy

methinks bodega has a big juicy anus

>>101289150
huh?

I can post images again

>>101289188
It was a test post
I miss feemsh. I want to baby trap a girl and suck her milky tits. I need to rizz up some milky tits and gropet hem. I want fried chicken and eat shicken and suck rbeasts chicken breasts and girl breasts sucking milkyq

>>101289210
I think it's getting worse feemshmisser, way worse. You're starting to even slip-up typing words.

>>101289210
YOU CAN'T BABY TRAP A WOMAN THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS

Struggling to draw Tanya without crying every 5 minutes

>>101289030
But Pagliacci, I am a doctor. TAKE YOUR MEDS

>>101289210
get alot of drive through orders today?

>>101289202
stop trying to turn me into a foot fetishist i just appreciate women and how they are small and smug

>>101289239
Stop man... Just stop it. Draw anything else.

>>101289265
Well it's not like I can draw her later

>>101289183
>>101288781
Revolting

What if Pippa puked on your belly

>>101289210
You are becoming incoherent again dude. Pull yourself together

>>101289278
You're hurting yourself though.

>>101289040
I think it's really old, I remember seeing it in her references and thinking I'd never see that one white asscheek. It's great though

People who use consumables in games are my hero I could never except restoratives like potions.

Suko is ending...

>>101289293
I heard this story before.
https://files.catbox.moe/9314ky.mp4

>>101289336
the best part about suko ending is that she always comes back

>>101289228
I THINK I COULD MANAGE IT
I THINK WITH LOVE IT IS POSSIBLE

>>101289338
THEY FOUND THE PUKE DRAWER

>>101289142
plap plap plap

>>101289350
FEEMSHMISSER YOU'RE FUCKING LOSING IT GET A FUCKING GRIP

Plapkin Plappa

how are you feeling max

>>101289350
YOU HAVE NEVER KISSED A GIRL

Miia didn't get her rocket off, but it was still a fun time.

Wdsmbt?

>>101289401
There's an illness that makes you poopoo from mouth

>>101289401
South Park reference

Pippa foot worship

good vr streams today, i like ecto's hip windows and cyphi and vesper's swimsuits

>>101289379
I'm tired and barely slept because I kept having nightmares about it. I don't think I slept more than 20 minutes at a time

>>101289442
pat pat

>>101289442
*hugs and keeses your forehead*

>>101289350
Try thinking about nemu slicing out your unborn child out of her womb and watching as her entrails spill out along with the premature fetus, then she slits her own throat out of disgust of having your genetic matter inside her body, blood pours out of the gaping wounds and she bleeds out. Would you be able to resist fucking your stillborn premature fetus or would you just fuck nemu’s corpse

what did she nootice

FNAF is just Cocomelon for Grimmi

>I will DM you an art
>Art more like fart I don't give a fuck

Bat's my oshi now fuck every chuuba.

>>101289442
just hang on max she will be back in 3-4 motnhs

>>101289487
Bat

>>101289487
My bulgie wulgie

>>101289350
How are you as a male gonna baby trap a woman? You can't get pregnant you retard

>>101289541
You trap her and then you put a baby in her, it's a 2 step process with men

>>101289503
Grimmi is cute

>baby trapping a woman
That's how you get SIDS.

Applying moisturiser to Pippa's feet

>>101289580
Cummi or Grite

>>101289487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlPqlnvvbmQ

>>101289592
But anon I am retardacci

I hope Layna gets flash frozen to death

>>101289389
YES I FUCKING HAVE I HAD MY FIRST KISS BEHIND A TRADER JOES WHEN I WAS 11
>>101289541
I impregnatre a girl who loves me and she doesn't want to ever leave me cause we need to raise our child it's veRY SIMPLE

ice cream flavor of the secret 3am member just dropped

>>101289621
>I HAD MY FIRST KISS BEHIND A TRADER JOES

At least your dates are consistently shit I guess it's a tradition.

>>101289626
>blue with stars
SUISEI FOR 3AM POGGERS

>>101289626
Bao is so /in/

>>101289487
fat?

>>101289626
snuffy

>normal tweeting
>normal tweeting
>normal tweeting
>normal tweeting
>[GRADUATION ANNOUNCEMENT]

Damn

>>101289487
juni is so cool and plump

>>101287858
Putting Ecto on my head so she can control my movements by pulling my hair!

>>101289649
She noticed me?!

>>101289626
Tob is /in/

>>101289621
those grocery "dates" are starting to make a lot of sense

>>101289621
can you go back to talking about inviting a girl over and laying on a bed together and that meaning nothing
this new persona is giving me the ick

Being Ecto's big silent protector who is reluctant to display affection

>>101289626
finally the baoberry becomes canon

>>101289626
If it’s Nyaru I’ll be so happy for her!

>>101289621
That's not what a baby trap is you mongoloid

>>101289738
That actually makes sense
God she'd gain traction from being in 3am too

>>101289671
i wish

Good morning I love my retard French stinky wife

>ghost gosted for her open call in
>pretends to be too sleepy to raid
I mean understandable.

>>101289626
Bao? Maybe she talked to Coqui on Fansly.

>>101289679
It's a good spot ok
>>101289682
I've decided to live with PASSION
>>101289745
what is it then

the new 3am member will be smollola
get hype fluffigans!

>>101289626
Vienna?

>>101289767
The new member’s color matches Nyaru’s blue too. Isn’t she involved with Offkai too?

saru spotted in /tv/

Grimmi just said 3am

>>101289865
the Fansly streams will be unreal

>>101289885
she's doing her own micro event at offkai called Chuuzerkai

>>101289891
>open catelog
>scan topics
>one catches my eye
>has to be this one
>open thread
>saru pic
That was very obvious

>>101289920
Nyaru is the hardest working bitch in lig even though it doesn't get her anything

>>101289891
What thread?

>>101289855
A baby trap is when a woman pokes holes in a condom or lies about taking the pill, so she gets pregnant without your knowledge and then traps you in the relationship with the baby. Since you don't get to decide if the woman carries the baby to term, you can't trap her with it.

>>101289907
Bleached asshole cams alongside coquis goon noises

>>101289907
Still crazy that we got to see her wink her asshole and spread her horse pussy

>>101289626
rest of the flavors for reference
also star-shaped sprinkles changed to sprinkles for some reason

>>101289929
>it was the andy and leyley op
Obvious indeed.

>>101289999
>sprinkles for some reason

>>101289979
shylily would never

>>101289934
She wants to be an idol so bad and yet she can't sing for shit. It's sad.

>>101290030
That is sad, is she at least retarded enough not to notice?

>>101290019
She should tbdesu. All of them should

uuh

>>101289891
anon we know it was you posting it

>>101290030
normally i like indies as indies but nyaru is someone who would unironically be boosted by ending up in a corpo

Mako just got a call from her previous landlord asking her to be a witness for the police.
She doesn't know the details yet but it sounds like the crazy roomy she ran away from before moving in with Vivi might have done something bad. Glad the shork got out of there when she did.

Casual sex with Nyaru with both of us knowing full well she isn't my oshi and that my heart belongs to another chuuba

>>101289891
It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and saru on /tv/

>>101290054
>>101290061
Maybe Previous roommate killed themselves

>>101290055
i only join in on saruposting in /v/

i'm not icky

>>101290091
What if someone saruposted in YOUR v

>>101290057
Wait is she flying entirely solo? Not even in a talent agency?

>>101290110
You are:

>Icky
>Sticky
>Picky

>>101290110
Your posts these past two weeks have been VERY icky. What the fuck happened to you, man?

Peo just learned that goldfish can die from overeating. She had a bunch of goldfish as a kid and they would always die pretty fast. She would feed them three times a day because the person at the store told her to feed them a lot, and her family didn't have internet so she couldn't do any research to find out why they were dying.

I miss my big blue wife

>>101290039
Well, it doesn't really matter if she notices it or not. She's on record for saying that this vtuber thing is her last shot or she will tall oak tree.

>>101290135
>Person at the store told them to feed them a lot
>They can die from overfeeding
That's a mean shop assistant.

>>101290142
Oh brother no don't hit me with that you're gonna fucking kill me.

>>101290148
Nah that's a salesman.

>>101290136
>>101289999
Wasn’t Meat casually brining her up recently? The blue and stars could match her.

>>101290134
I just decided to try for love in the real instead of spending it all on feemsh and it turns out I fall in love very easily and very hard
>>101289946
I think I could

Giri sats she is a vtuber

>>101290175
blue... white.. stars... hmm

>>101290091
Speaking of which, I haven't seen a Saru thread on there in a while. Did the jannies got fed up and started sniping them on sight?

>>101290186
Mr misser shot in the dark but do you jerk off regularly or not?

>>101290175
meat was talking about how she's trying to get Kuu, Vesper, and Cyphi into a VR collab with her. scheduling is a bit nutty cause of Kuu's timezone but they are hoping in the next week or two

Kuu would fit in well with 3am.

>>101290205
every day

>>101290186
If the woman wants to get an abortion, she's gonna get one. There's no legal way you can force her to have the baby

>>101290199
I feel like this past month has been a big rocky for saruoids with the streams cut due to coof and the holidays so maybe they're not posting cause of that

>>101290175
I doubt it has anything to do with her, even though they all seem friendly with Kuu. Most likely they're just talking more now because of the upcoming VR collab

>>101290175
>>101290212
>kuufags try not to beg challenge level impossible

>>101290215
Then why are you thinking about boobs so much you choke the chicken you shoot the cummy and then all's good my guy.

Giri is back home which means she's back to dressing up slutty (she's flaunting her sexy armpits again).

>>101290283
vtubers?

>>101290142
I'll tune in and give her lives a like on the yutubs because I feel bad for her even though I don't care for idol stuff :)

*chaos controls into thread*
bat

>>101290212
>>101290207
lmao.

*coos*

>>101290310
*Royal guards into thread*

Bat

>>101290318
cootuber

>>101289934
She’s also a mean girl and is prone to blowing up behind the scenes and in public which is why she’s been stuck in 2view hell forever.

>>101290283
I wonder does she think of us every time she shaves them the same way Rain thinks of us every time she shits

>>101290283
you can see her bra...

>>101289626
This is entirely milky coded but she’s not hinted anything of the sort and the silhouette really doesn’t look like her

>>101290222
Yeah but what if we're in love? Then she won't get an abortion.
>>101290239
I talk about it with love I don't get horny for it I just think it'd be really nice and romantic and it would calm me

>>101289999
Isn't Bodega's hair blue with white swirls?

>>101290410
bros...

>>101290236
am I crazy or why can't I see anyone begging for anything here

>>101290389
Well then it's not really you trapping her isn't it? That's just a couple deciding to have a child

>>101290430
Don't mind Kuuschizo.

Giri is showing feet while wearing spats. Based hag

what if you just made your oshi up to hurt yourself?

All the Finns should be forced to collab

>>101290455
vtubers?

Don't tell him bat is made up and not a real vtuber

>>101290429
>half of 3am went to see her recently
bros?!

>>101290494
More vtuber than you, bitch

>>101290499
She's a batuber

>>101290513
Talk about vtubers.

>>101290512
my rrat wife....

>>101290410
pretty much a coinflip on if it's snuffy or bodega. They are the only two suspects that fit the bill

>>101290533
what if vtubers loved me

my oshi would NEVER cuck me or have bf

>>101290431
See I don't think that's icky at all I don't get what the issue is

Remember went on that trip across country to see Mr XLR... I mean Olivia Monroe? I wonder why she did that

>>101290567
It's not, but you calling it baby trapping makes it sound icky

>>101290533
Ok I want to bake homemade potato chips and season them with the salty run-off of Giri's ass sweat

what if I clogged the toilet and vtubers

>>101290637
Rainhoe?

Imagine paying Onibro a substantial amount of money to have sex with Giri while he watches - this is prime JAV plot material.

Dang guys my 4090 PC isn't good enough to watch Onigiri in 4K
I sure am lucky Twitch is disabling this for my own viewing pleasure
Glad they have developers working on big features like this instead of fix their mobile and smart TV apps

>>101290653
Grimmipoopster?

>>101290637
>>101290653
What if you pooped down rainhoes throat and clogged her esophagus but she survived and swallowed your poop and then pooped but it was anon's poop and not hers? Would you be happy then?

>>101290657
Twitch barely has anyone left employed at this point

>>101290663
>>101290663
>>101290663

>>101290657
Don't worry anon we added the train dilemma to our hypetrains and now you can donate double the bits for your viewing pleasure! You're welcome :)

>>101290659
massive sweaty rat tits
https://files.catbox.moe/zssbw8.png

>>101290657
vtubers?

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2488308373?t=00h52m50s

Giri raises her arms to wear her necklace and you can see how slutty her pits are.

>>101290657
Damn is fucking wartortle in a vtuber thread??

>>101290660
hes a cheap knock off

>>101290698
you know that's right

>>101290657
damn I missed out on some sleeveless kino because I was playing white knuckle until my eyes hurt

>>101290674
Yeah its really unfortunate but either Amazon doesn't see any potential worth providing the resources for decent development or Twitch is incredibly incompetent in allocating and being efficient with the resources they are given, or both. Not sure how they are going to be around in 10 years, maybe not even 5.

>>101290657
Looks like the Twitch devs forgot Opera browser exists again. Like when you couldn't login to the platform on this browser for an entire month.

Bodega isn't good enough for 3am I hope they exterminate that rat at offkai

>>101290814
Amazon is rumoured to be barely aware that Twitch is even theirs. Must be nice to be able to burn 4 billion a year while barely noticing I suppose. Though, judging by how desperate Twitch seems to be acting with regards to their revenue streams, that seems to be shifting.
I'm still sat here scratching my head on why Twitch and Amazon aren't leveraging their strengths.
Amazon could provide - at least initially - basic merchandise for streamers. Simple stuff at first, like screen-printed shirts and the like. And make it so that you can buy these things directly through the Twitch interface, like how you can buy subs.
That might actually pump up the revenue to something notable. But no. Twitch is pissing around with weird shit like "bigger emotes" for bits, like that's going to make a dent.

>>101290852
Seethe sister

>>101288085
huh I completely forgot essie was there

>>101290847
That's what you get for using opera

>>101291034
Don't be mean to Aura.

>>101290944
You'd be amazed at how dumb leadership at the biggest companies is, and how bad the teams they pay way too much to outsource to are. I've seen it first hand.