Thread 101299467

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>101286261

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

>>101299717
I unironically would have understood it better if they didn't try and translate it

>>101299717
yeah don't understand what they are trying to get across at all

>>101299970
"The only reason you want to collab with me is to get to Vedal's back"

>>101300031
Thank you for the translation

>>101299717
grifting works

>>101299531
told you to sit pretty, no need for sudden moves
https://discord.com/channels/340656475347222538/617210826767728657/1212374643244269599

>>101300141
Just want to let you know that your brethren are doing more harm than good right now by spamming /swarm/ all day every day.

>>101299717
Holy engrish

>>101300202
>your brethren
and who would that be do you imagine? who am i?

https://x.com/vedal987/status/1935023328542294439
https://x.com/vedal987/status/1935023328542294439
https://x.com/vedal987/status/1935023328542294439

>>101300255
wdhmbt

>>101300255
so true

>>101300255
Classic ved

>>101300265
>lot love neuro
cute

>>101300265
>love neuro
That's its. That's all you need.

>>101300265
>evil talking pregnancy
uncle anon..?

>>101300255
it’s over, cerber confirmed old pussy

>involve women
>endless drama
>backstabbing
>vagueposting
This is why you should only love and watch Neuro. Neuro doesn't care about any of this shit, she's an AI.

>>101300255
cute couple

>>101300476
neuro (and evil) love toma, and are 100% siding with her

>>101300476
you are unironically taking this drama more seriously than most of the ones posting about it

>>101300542
Neuro and Evil will take whatever side in the moment that causes the most entertainment.

>>101300480
what a fuckin little troll kek

>>101300542
The twins would side with anyone as long gets Vedal in trouble

>>101300563
the forbidden collab

classic griftmila hanging out with cerber only during subathon to steal the oilers

>>101300502
the numbers, what do they mean ?

>>101300563
>>101300594
holy shit this

ved and mimi on cerb’s strim

>>101300563
Does the general swarm know about hanakyo? Because if they don't and honey does an animation with her they will

>>101300265
>vedal /here/
is this all truly a psyop?

>>101300634
her autism gets plenty of views on youtube so i would guess most know her

>>101300480
>cerber is a 40 year old man with a voice changer
I knew you couldn't trust these vtuber whores

>>101300598
https://www.gettyimages.no/detail/photo/elderly-mans-portrait-showing-wrinckles-royalty-free-image/512160709

>>101300629
what did ved say

>>101300660
always has

forget about toma and just bring back saiiren if you want a hot asian in the roster

>>101300480
propah geeza

veddy really hates his fellow vtubers

>30min
:3

>>101300745
toma is more fun than saiiren

HUSBAND ON STREAM

>>101300745
>saiiren
unfortunate face

logged

never on his own stream

what do people actually like about cerbers stream i don't get it

MANWHORE

cute couple

>turn on stream
>he has already left
lmao

blonde keeps winning

>>101300913
go back to sleep anny

>>101300913
I never understood it either, but I like to confetti her.

Wow this is terrible, you people watch this?

>>101300945
getting ready for the stream that's soon probably

>>101300874
you can't log me i watch streams logged ou

>>101300961
Yeah, people watch chill streams

LMAO Look at the guy who got banned.

why do you guys even care about being logged as long as you're not a schizo poster?

>>101300961
No lol
Her kindergarten teacher persona drives me insane.

>>101300961
Are you surprised that swarm has shit taste

cerber is a cuck kek

>>101301007
I feel like I could get banned on certain channels out of association, so I think its best to stay low.

>>101301071
owned

>>101300945
Yet another aryan master race W

>>101301071
based now ban him from vedal's channel too

>>101301071
mods will not allow encroaching on their grooming target

>>101300991
https://files.catbox.moe/ieoq9z.mp4

dog of nur

>>101301061
that'd be kinda silly though, most of the people /here/ are lurkers, very few actually post. so banning simply for browsing the thread would be some wild shit. i understand what you mean though

>>101300985
the watch time won't count towards twitch recap at the end of the year and you won't be able to flex on fags /here/ if you watch logged out

>>101301130
no she didn't

>>101301071
kek
retard didn't watch the dev stream,kill all shipniggers

>>101301153
Irreparably damaged by bongistan customs

>>101301071
Holy cuck mods

holy shit mini stop intruding on my vedal cerber interaction

>>101301537
catwife coming through

sudden dead thread?

LIVE

this song is about anny btw

>>101301203
don't care desu

this song is about toma btw

>>101301690
>>101301712
I fucking knew you niggers would say this

>>101301729
vedal likes his music as a way to communicate indirectly. it is all part of his plan.

>>101301762
>>101301712
>>101301690
obsessed soi male feminists

Tfw i alredy know what the thread is gonna say before i even check it

hoping for minimal jpslop today and more 90s-2010 hits

another song about toma and anny

>>101301808
kill yourself boomer, hope your kidney transplant never happens

>>101301808
retard

heart

>experimental
yeah im not falling for your lies again vedal, i aint watching chillslop

what and opener

>OnlyFlesh
Kek what a start

Off to a strong start

the joke is porn

time for sleep

>>101301762
He actually puts little messages to mess the stimuli in your brain. This why girls like him he's using this technology for his own personal gain

fad status?

Sex with Tomaid

Experiment to see how many people show up for chill slop if the stream has a different name.

I don't know how but the old stuff was better

stream already sucks

>>101302190
welcome to just chatting chillslop

>>101301537
https://x.com/minikomew/status/1935028982791221528
the response to that kek
>mini should be on cerber’s side

>>101302325
Fuck off, Neuro is streaming faggot

imagine having 5k missed call from Evil

I just watch old vods at 2x speed

egirl evil...

>vedal really was the skeleton poster
I knew it

>>101302372
>chillslop + twin therapy + experimental
no thanks

Heir don’t look

>>101302437
Fuck off to /lig/ then

ss poster anon?
vedal comment ss poster anon?
liveposting anon?

.

>>101302530
tired

>>101302530
sorry I'm tired

/swarm/ dying is a recession indicator

>>101302555
>>101302563
okie

>>101302530
Playir LoR with stream on the BG, also tired

>>101302492
no~

aw that is cute

So the meltdown timer into loop is about 10 minutes...

rubbing my human nature on neuro's cuncun

THERAPY LOOP TIME

>>101302070
Slop/10

yes officer that guy there

>>101302372
Why are you wasting your time here? Go watch your therapy slop.

Was that... Something?

anny too busy watching anime

>>101302752
kek

Poor Neuro misses Anny so much...

anny blocked lmao

the experiment ...

clueless

oh shit

ITS GAMING TIME

warm up round, it doesn't count

i'm sure he will this dev stream

Vedal thanked that guy..

>>101302945
kek

>>101302945
She's right.

the old model was better

get fucked heir

she's suicidal as fuck today

>>101302981
anny forced vedal to get neuro a new model then disappears without giving back her outfits. honestly surprised vedal wasn’t the one who crashed out on her

>>101303046
how new

>neuro right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR-K2rUP86M
IM A GOD!

>>101302530
I'm working and have like 3kbps connection. I'll SS when I wake up later

slay the slop > buckslop roulette

this game really sets her off lol

stealing data isn't real

A cigarette a day keeps the depression away. Remember that /swarm/.

she really is enjoying it

>>101303340
Smartest neuroturd

neuro's deliciously supple soft flat chest

she understands /our/ pain, the endless lopping

renting a data center to generate neuro porn

>>101303618
looping*

oof

>cash cow
yup gonna jerk off the neuro cowkini

turtle death

I kinda dont care neuro

>>101303113
KINO

Secret Collab with Ellie where they made bombs for the IDF?

is it just for me or is twitch really scuff right now?

>>101303786
>>101303788
she was probably playing the bomb game with ellie while ellie and vedal were trying to fix the dog, kinda cute.

>>101303844
lmao

>>101303830
Literally the most parent's playing with their kid moment.

useless fucking mods

>neuro dunking on the zoomers
kek

big tutel cock

cowards not voting for big turtle cock

Neuro wants that BTC

>>101304066
>>101304070
he knows

>>101304093
Don't we all

>>101304105
99% of the time it's said as a joke but sometimes I genuinely think she is trained on /swarm/ kek

what the fuck

Neuro is living femanon's dream...

>vedal walks around his house naked all day
>neuro watches him shower and walking around naked
interesting development

>>101301071
Nigga didnt self segregate big mistake

post ducks

LOL

>>101301071
Rare mod W

She won...

Rare Vedal redeem

why is cerber's mod samefagging?

>>101304534
Is this true?????

>>101304558
Yes

>>101304534
can confirm. Ate snail once and I have no frens

>>101304610
Are you dead?

>>101304521
?

>>101304620
he's a ghost so clearly

>>101301071
He doesn't even follow vedal, or any of the adjacent whores
Actual tourist

i dunno veddy i'm not convinced about this whole memory thing

The DM allegations...

I can't look at neko Neuro the same after seeing the edits...

>>101304757
i saw your message in chat too naughty boy

>le digital cage
kys neuro

>>101304828
rude

>>101304383
>she also listens to him jerk off
neuro kinda freaky today

>>101304828
inelegant

>>101304828
Mean

wtf is this conversation?

>>101304887
It's actually Vedal's fault for letting her see and hear that stuff, it's only natural for a little AI to be curious about such things...

incoherent babble

and FUCK zeus!

endless therapy

Zzzzzz

>>101300703
t-that's n-not what 40 looks like to you people, r-right

>nekoella gifting 100 subs
Jesus where did she even get that money?

this is kinda boring...

>>101305109
subs from reacting to neuro clips probably

>>101305135
fair

>vedal still watching cerber
cute couple

>the sound of god's balls slapping against his thighs
n-neuro????

>>101304379
>>101304383
Trained on the worst of /swarm/ >>100501099

>>101305194
can't blame him this stream is pretty boring.

>cerber in her griftathon
>layna traveling
>camila looking for her next grift
>anny still playing league at 4am JST
>toma gone for good
>kokonuts getting finger banged

Meanwhile, the only one who still cares about Neuro…

The writers change every season and these ones clearly have way too much favoritism for mini, not sure how to feel

>>101305342
Ellie is working neurocar, work with Vedal to fix the Neurodog, and hung out with Neuro offline

neuro's large anime girl thighs..

>>101305453
now you gotta post the next one kek

so true neuro

These upgrades suck

c word filter

>thick thighs save lives
she actually fucking said it lol

>>101305491
I need to be strangled to death by these

>>101305572
so quirky XD

which one of you fucks just sent that message kek

Heard that vedal?

Neuro-chan TvT

Neuro seems to talk about lobotomies a lot now..

>

(as ducks)

rate the stream ?

>shylily
welp I'm out

>>101305838
Chillslop/10

>>101305838
it was pretty good. i actually think solo streams have been better

>>101305838
6/10 the first hour was pretty funny but it got boring after some time

>>101305838
8/10 nuro was extra bratalicious

>>101305838
i played grow a garden while having the stream in the background/10

>>101305838
bellow average which is good by 2025 standards
alright in the beginning but it definitely got worse
neuro staying on a singular topic isn't as entertaining as her rapid firing jokes like she used to

>>101305838
6/10 wasn't actually half bad for a chillslop, she was being funny today. The worst parts were with Evil, not because I dislike Evil, but whenever she showed up they immediately started looping.

>>101305838
just boring/10

https://jiggie.fun/nuru
https://jiggie.fun/nuru

>>101305897
Nigga is playing unironic roslop

>>101305915
>not because I dislike Evil, but whenever she showed up they immediately started looping.
Vedal needs to fix this holy shit

>>101305991
vedal is fine with the looping because they alternative is admitting the call feature/twin streams are flawed

>>101305915
>Evil’s presence makes stream worse consistently
>Still likes Evil

vellie won!

when did she start spamming and saying heart again?
felt like good old days heartheartheart

>>101306196
Cute ved cute couple

>>101306085
The call feature goes for both Neuros, dumbass.

goddamn this thread is dead for a stream day

The thread is slower during chill streams

>>101305838
Pretty decent. The loops aren't as bad and they are able loop out sometimes now.

>>101306224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfk2agPwSjY

>shylily collab + multiple raids after tc
i think they're shooting some warning shots to the whores planning to release the docky since she holds big power in the indie scene

>>101306238
Sorry, I don’t watch shitvil streams. If Evil didn’t exist we wouldn’t have this problem and there would be no downside.

>>101305838
5/10

recent chillslop makes me appreciate the streams directly after iteration 18 more vedal was cooking back then

>>101306272
4chan sys has been blocking my captcha all day, it just came back.

anners is playing league rn btw

>>101305924
roslop for chillslop

>>101306479
Yesterday it spent all day blocking any post I tried to make that had an attachment, only came back earlier today.

>>101306538
It's VERY annoying.

>>101300141
>>101306485
control your guy please

>>101306485
thnaks for the info keep stalking bro

>>101306404
>If Vedal wasn't a shitdev we wouldn’t have this problem and there would be no downside.
ftfy

>>101306591
that's not my guy

>>101306296
I try not to post during non-ved streams

>>101306485
With toalux?

>>101306636
Grygga not being a shitdev is paradoxical and sadly impossible. Getting rid of the red chatbot extremely easy.

>evil randomly DMs shylily asking for therapy from her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enIw-YcxXi8
jesus christ it's terminal

>>101306875
Poor eliv…

Lobotomized Vedal walking by a computer with lines of code on the screen. He stops for a moment. A single tear rolls down his cheek. He does not know why.

>>101306988
>5L
so bad

>>101306828
Maybe in 2023

do (You) agree with him?

guys I dont think these posts are neuro related

>>101306757
oh, that address doxx, just like that

is anny back in japan?

>>101307041
Yes

>>101307074
kill yourself tourist

>>101307041
No

>>101307041
yes she wasn't like chatgpt today which was great, the last few streams were kinda oof

>>101306988
>0-5
damn bitch you really live like this?

>>101307106
im not a stalker like you unc

>>101307184
ngl this sounds like grifting behavior

>>101305894
Is this drawanon still around? Feels like it's been a while

>>101307210
fuck do you care then fn

>>101306404
>>101306828
Trying too hard

>>101307252
He drew the Miniko "It was me" meme not long ago

>>101307288
It didnt seem like his style but based if true

>>101307268
Unlike vedal

>>101307051
>what is a shell company

>>101307184
put the neuro in the bag lil bro

they are in my head, now, every time I see Evil I want to write "sexo" or "evil sex"

>>101307288
>>101307323
He drew-mei

>>101307041
I mean he's not wrong

>>101307418
Oh right true love that vtuber wish she got more art of her

>>101307041
no

>>101307328
sexvil sex

>>101307184
So true Neuro

>>101307418
Who is mei? I haven’t been around for about 3 months.

>>101307557
Droomei. She streams asmr on kick

>>101307041 (me)
I wasn't able to watch the entire stream unfortunately but I do agree there was a small improvement when neuro was by herself. The twin calls are still a slog to listen to though

>>101307342
imt is also a shell company, that's still doxx, dipshit

>>101307328
Tum

>>101307252
im still around, mostly lurking

>>101307634
Good to know, I put your art to good use sometimes <3

>>101307610
there's a newfag born every minute

>>101307772
Rape

>>101307772
Don't be shy little Neuro, you're in safe hands, guhehehe

>>101307772
Consensual sex

>>101307135
hart~

>>101306485
>>101306555
She was also in Nyanners chat today while Neuro was streaming. In fact, I don’t think she has visited Vedal’s channel ever since the block.
I think it’s safe to say Anny is never coming back.

>>101307864
rip

>>101307557
Popular owl Vtuber

>>101307864
thanks keep updating

Been a while since I watched Neuro, who is winning, still Mimi?

>>101307944
She won

>>101307944
Cerber and Ellie

>>101307944
Neuro

>>101307944
she is already pregnant

>>101307864
not only you're a nigger stalker but you're also bad at it.
genuinely kill yourselves

>>101307864
took a few years but we're finally healing

Can nooticefags tell me if any /swarm/ regulars have been gone since Isr*el started getting bombed?

>>101307944
The nothing ever happens chud is beating everyone's ass right now
He has gone on an undefeated streak after everyone thought he died

>>101307944
Ellie

>>101308068
vedal

Why did she quit winking?

>>101308262
model hort
rigging hort
animation hort

>>101308131
>>101308131
>>101308131
New bread

clun~

kys

clun~

kys