Thread 101302875

>I'm a sexless virgin neet loser just like you
>ok I'm not a virgin but I never had sex with a man
>so what if I did had sex? why does it matter?
>ok I did have sex but it was a long time ago <---we are here
>would you be happy for me if I got laid?
>soooo we need to talk guys
It's only a matter of time, mark my words.

What the fuck happened again, no one cares enough about Saruei here to actually start this shit again

>>101302875 (OP)
Don't care. Gimme source.

>>101302912
Saruei is a whore but this is another phasecuck deflection thread.

wild notion here, but you can also go out and have sex too theres nothing stopping you!

>>101302940
Both of these can be true, who cares. She's hot, and OP is braindead.

>>101302875 (OP)
you only draw the line on if a woman gets pregnant anyways as that is the only point where there is no returning

>>101302931
She straight up said she had sex in a recent stream

>>101303026
timestamp next thread

>>101302875 (OP)
No sane person ever said believe all these fantasies and take them as if it's reality. If you are watching a vtuber or other content creator hoping that she is a virgin or wife material then you're fucked. Self-medicating your loneliness or not, if it really matters to you then you've lost.

>>101302940
>Saruei is a whore
isnt this common knowledge already

>>101302875 (OP)
If she talks about her sex life, even a purportedly nonexistent one, leave immediately. I'm not even a unicorn, I just don't watch streamers who don't have basic decency. Applies equally to men.

>>101303077
It is. However, it is a much more known fact than the one about her being a decent streamer once she isn't bantering with her chat (because that's where all the pretend GFE shit comes out). It's kinda sad.

>>101303026
Source of the pic, retard.

>>101302875 (OP)
Wait, there are people who thinks Saruei doesn't get dicked regularly?
She's a hot french girl who does cosplay, for fuck's sake.

Did Fdund move from Fauna on to making daily threads about Saruei or has she always had personal shizos on here?

>>101303305
I prefer not to think about it because the thought makes me sad and lonely
Then again, I don't even watch her, so maybe that's for the best

>>101303305
saruei doesnt swing that way

>>101303339
She only gets one every other month
AKA when something happens with a big corpo

>>101303339 (me)
I know plenty about european women's reputation, both from the internet and outside of it.
But god, some of their accents are doing something for me. Like this french one.

>>101303305
>She's a hot french girl who does cosplay
AND has tattoos, the most obvious evidence that she gets fucked on the daily
>>101303400
true
she swings BOTH ways

>>101303447
I can believe her not being in any kind of serious relationships, even. But yeah, that and sex are never mutually exclusive, especially for hot women. And god damn she's hot.

>>101303077
Yeah, it's really weird how most viewers don't seem to know common knowledge

>>101302875 (OP)
Isn't she fr*nch? She is whore by default, if you like her, that's on you OP

>>101302875 (OP)
There is literally nothing easier than for a woman to get laid, how is this ever a surprise to anyone?

>>101302875 (OP)
>ok I did have sex but it was a long time ago <---we are here
you realize most well adjusted adults have had sex right?

>>101303738
Most well adjusted adults don't pretend they don't.

>>101303803
and most well adjusted adults react by going
>huh okay that's cool whatever
because they're not actively trying to fuck a streamer

>>101302875 (OP)
Did Saruei ever claim that she was a virgin? She seemed to be a known sex haver even years ago and I know at the very least she's fairly open about liking penis so why would anyone care about this

>>101303996
I think she did claim she's a virgin right after her debut but quickly backtracked on that.

If you're wondering why this exists. It's not cause she's a whore, it's cause she only likes men over 5'10. op is just a mad

>>101302875 (OP)
Does anyone else find it crazy that every Vtuber just so happens to be a virgin with no friends? What are the odds?

>>101304121
>it's cause she only likes men over 5'10
that's.... average height though?

>>101304469
Never felt more confident as a 5'11 chad

>>101304469
that's the lowest height requirement I've ever heard for her, though. I heard 6'0" at first and in her last stream before vacation she said 2M or about 6'5"

>>101304469
>>101304552
Sorry to disappoint but her height preference is 6'3 minimum because she's tall for a woman.

>>101302875 (OP)
nice armpits

>>101304645
how tall is she? Her brother is like 5'11 so she should be a few inches shorter.

This thread sucks post art of Saru for me to jerk off to

>>101304682
Her dating profile leaks said she's 171cm or around 5'7

>>101304684
Jerk to this

>>101304733
that's shorter than I thought, I thought she was 5'9" like jooniper. Certainly not tall enough to be demanding your dude be 6'

>>101302875 (OP)
retarded go touch grass

>>101304830
She just really likes feeling small and only 6'0+ guys make her feel that.

>>101302875 (OP)
kek imagine falling for any of that, specially from a french, which may have invented prostitution for all I care. She and pretty much every other vtuber wouldn't be anything less than cheap hookers just a few decades ago.

>>101302875 (OP)
Numi too

>>101304968
how much money have you donated to vtubers?

>>101302875 (OP)
What the fuck are you even on about? She recorded herself having sex with her boyfriend for some of her fansly animations, it's not even a secret.

>>101302875 (OP)
She is french, being a whore is a given and if you didn't expect that you are retarded

>>101305149
>She recorded herself having sex with her boyfriend for some of her fansly animations
Yeah it was with me

>>101305149
You mean the few of them that had male moans? Those were stock files used in every porn animation since forever.

>>101305175
don't forget, the french love anal

>>101304645
That's fine, I have no chance to actually get with someone looking like that, or with anyone, really

How much will she charge for sex? Does she has fat paypigs?

>>101305264
wow, suddenly im very interested in this vtuber.

>>101305228
>t. male moan expert

>>101302875 (OP)
she's an honest whore(girlfailure) so it's ok

>>101307589
>girlfailure
>sex haver
pick one

>>101302875 (OP)
She used to flesh stream and talked about how she'd fuck her drug dealer for free weed. Fake cunt hope she fucks off for good.

>>101307724
Wasn't her drug dealer also her long term bf?

>>101307645
you don't understand
that's not the end of despair
not by a long shot

>>101307822
She may have been a girlfailure before but now all things considered she's doing pretty good for herself.

>>101303592
How is that possible? Just look at her twitter, she doesn't exactly hide anything.

>>101307946
I'm too lazy to look, what's on her twitter?

>>101307645
I used to watch her art streams before she decided to be a vtuber, nice background noise and always a lowcut blouse to look over at, nice saggers. That woman fucks. No way she doesn't.

You would be lucky to find maybe 3 virgin adult french women in the entire country

Saruei tries so hard to act like a slut without actually slutting out (on stream).
Shit on /lig/gers like Bao for being whores all you want, Saruei's Fansly animations just aren't interesting enough to compare.

>>101307987
3dpd cosplays with her tattoos shopped out

>>101307999
Did she ever talk about her sex live or the like?

>>101303026
The only crime is not streaming it

>>101308226
I hardly paid attention to anything she said, she's an annoying French woman. Anything I can remember her saying was her being her usual angry self.
I did like her art. And staring at her tits. Mostly staring at her tits. Her camera was high up, looking down on her. And of course, never wearing a bra, because
>French

>>101302875 (OP)
CON GANGBANG WHEN

>>101308493
It's kinda funny she complained about people only caring about her looks when she showed off her cleavage all the time.

>>101308615
This is a classic example of what's known as a "woman moment"

>>101308615
IKR? Woman momento. Wonder if she still wears the same dumb John Lennon ass glasses. Also annoying and angry and >French as she is I still find that accent incredibly hot on women, hence the "good background noise" and "lmao you think I remember anything she ever said?"
Don't get me wrong, I thought she was cute and absolutely would, ho or not.

>>101304996
>>101302875 (OP)
You just know they go on the fuck apps every day to get piped. And if they're going to OffKai you know what happens next.

>>101307907
yeaa
she was cute and constantly seething then
now she's kinda mellowed out and cute

>>101308824
Wait, she stopped being perpetually angry after becoming a chuba? lmao. That was half the fun in watching!

>>101308764
If they were using apps people would have found them by now and doxed them, so unlikely.

>>101308874
I mean she's still a mean bitch at times but she has a lot more self restraint now.

>>101308874
I distinctly remember her getting pissed if you brought up the fact that she was French in one of her vtuber streams (duh, the accent isn't going anywhere, dumb bitch) but she seems to have stopped doing that since then.

>>101308971
She also claimed she was adopted but stopped saying that because her mom got pissed.

>>101302875 (OP)
Hazumi Aileen

>>101308955
>>101308971
Hags get mellower with age. Her eggs are ticking.

>>101308874
it's character development

>>101309143
The age of thirty is in high demand!

>>101309243
"A (wo)man who sleeps with a knife under the pillow is a fool every night except one" - Sun Zu Art of War

>>101303486
She's hot but if you were seriously dating her and seeing her every day you'd be over her bullshit in like 3 weeks. She's more the "call up and fuck a few times a month but don't otherwise interact with" type of girl.

>>101309143
You were ahead of your time, Benjamin

>>101309243
You would too if you lived in France.

>>101309439
Do YOU live in France?

>>101309347
Oh, I'm aware. I have one of those as my best friend. Well, close enough, maybe a point lower on a hotness score, but still great. Love her to death (great gaming partner unironically) but also know her enough that I'd strangle her in a week if we were to actually start dating. So, yeah, the best I can hope for is something along the lines of one night stand at some point, but that's about it. God women are difficult.

That's one juicy PYT

>>101309347
Saru said if she gets a bf they would live separately probably for this exact reason. She knows she can be a hand full sometimes.

>>101309094
Why is she such a compulsive liar?

>>101309769
I wish I had someone this hot to fuck without the commitment of a relationship and all the brainworms

>>101309785
That was her RP for the bounty hunter persona.

>>101309785
BPD

>>101309890
AND ECSTASY

>>101302875 (OP)
lol

>im not going twitchcon
>but i am going on vacation
>lied so she didnt have to meet her fans there
>gets really drunk
>kisses squchan and anny
>squ tweets about
>saru replies why did you tell everyone?
>comes back
>i dont remember what happened
>nothing really happened
>we just hung out
>it was personal and i dont want to talk about it
>comes out that everyone was clubbing with vedal on his tab

Saru is a foot slut and should step on me as a joke haha

>>101309974
You can take the slut out of the party but you can never take the party out of the slut.

>>101309974
Con orgy. It always a con orgy when streamers act like this

She can do whatever the fuck she wants but if you gosling after saru I pray for your soul buddy. You're gigafucked.

>>101302875 (OP)
>ok I'm not a virgin
Proof?

>>101309974
did she fucked squchan?

>>101310151
Yes she fucked her mouth with her tongue, twice.

>>101310118
It can't be that bad, right?

>>101310208
I don't know what you expect of her, but if you're the average gosling that just loves her and wants her to settle with him? Yeah, it's gonna get bad for you.

>>101302875 (OP)
>french woman has had sex before
I'd really be more confused if this wasn't the case.

>>101310063
Someone like Vedal having sex with two women is already hard to see and a orgy is pretty much impossible, he would bitch and moan the entire time

>>101310461
Proof?

>>101310485
Pretty sure she's said she's french multiple times.

>>101310800
I meant the part about having sex

>>101302875 (OP)
Just another liar and pretender like Sinder. Don't know how can anybody watch her lie to your face and like it

>>101302941
what if i had sex with you? how about that?

>>101303214
>being a decent streamer once she isn't bantering with her chat
didnt she used to stream her art before she became a vtuber

>>101302875 (OP)
mannnnnnn saruei is so hot but shes such a whooooooooorrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee uuuggggghhhhhhhhh

>>101302875 (OP)
Now apply this to all vtubers, and you simps could finally wake up.

>>101304469
In Europe or North America maybe, but most men globally are 5'7-5'9

>>101313099
literally this lmao vtubers are degens

>>101304604
shes retarded thats prob why shes streaming to a bunch of simps

>>101302875 (OP)
>saru: I had sex at least once before, I'm a woman. Even ugly women can pull a guy.
Is she right?

>>101313158
About that, maybe not even. She said on her dating profile she only accepted 180 cm men at minimum.

I love whores.

Her Irl bf is the same height as her from the pics and videos of them together and kissing. I was one of the ones that got purged from the flesh days.

>>101303026
How new are you? She’s practically lolcow tier documented on other boards and they figured out she’s had multiple stds

>>101315795
Last bf hight doesn't mean anything, her standards used to be
>have a driver's license and don't be fat
Now its
>be master chief

>>101302875 (OP)
In France, having sex is a way of greeting, just like a hug
This is normal, stop making a fuss, Anon

>>101315995
or like most women she lists her standards as a wish list and will inevitably settle once she realizes how few men are 6'2" tall but only have a dick that's 4.5" long and are also sculpted, have a deep voice and a beard and make at least as much money as her

>>101302875 (OP)
French women have always been disgusting whores

French "person" is a whore. What a surprise. This is how I know you cunts are all brown Asians. Everyone in Europe knows the French are degenerates.

>>101302875 (OP)
woah the french woman who's tatted up all over her body is a whore, color me surprised

Wow how is saru so popular here nowdays

140 posts and still no proof

I like how on /vt/ you can literally just say anything you want and if it helps further someone's narrative they will instantly believe you

>>101316831
Proof of what?
>>101315795
He was a bit taller than her. By a few inches at least.

How do I get saru to date me. If she's so easy why is it so hard

>>101317115
You have to be a cute girl

>>101317115
Force her to date you.

>>101302875 (OP)
Perhaps she will finally have a White kid resulting in her reallocating her maternal instincts into supporting a child instead of championing the mass importation of brown and black orcs and goblins into Gaul.

>makes up false scenarios in head
>gets mad about them

>>101315995
Her standards have not changed since those days. She talked about being tall and wanting a tall bf. The point is that she lies a lot. Most of the time during her flesh tubing days she said she was single, then admitted she was not.

>>101317065
One of my biggest regrets in life is not saving and archiving saruei's facebook and insta pictures. I just never assumed she would delete them all. I didnt know what i had and now im sad again.

>>101317317
Sexless virgins that need Vtubers to be pure should really neck themselves for not being able to figure out how to get pussy for so long.

>>101303026
>french woman is not a virgin
fork found in kitchen

>>101302875 (OP)
Everytime I think about her I have to come to the realization that I'll never even have a chance of being with her so I prefer to just pretend like she doesn't exist otherwise I feel dead inside.

>>101315504
She ain't the law

whores need to be sterilized

>>101302875 (OP)
Where's the evidence she said any of this

>it's another "/vt/ finds out all women have had sex" episode
Getting real tired of this rerun.

>>101302875 (OP)
i love french whores

>>101309469
no, i live in her underpants.

>>101309974
damn, vedal FUCKS

>>101317115
easy doesn't mean dating, it just means fucking. if you're looking to date, you're going about it wrong, anon. you just gotta tap it and leave.

OH OH I call dibs on posting the Saru bait thread tomorrow!

>>101320496
please post the vid of her spinning around in her bikini.

>pretends to be a sexless virgin for GFE brownie points
>also is a french lewdtuber somehow

I hate women and she is the reason.