Thread 101322277

This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1934509912731840709/photo/1
Lumi may have bitten off... uh... a lot, wish her luck everyone, and hope she does okay in the concert!

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

No streams right now

Previous Thread:>>101197385

Lumi's schedule for the week.

isle of lumi. dont read into it.

>>101322277 (OP)
I love Lumi. I want to marry someone like her.

>>101322350
did.. did lumi draw this? she has the double bitch mole..

>>101323605
No, it was someone else.

I want to brag about figuring out lumi's bigfest ride but I dont know if I can trust any oe among us without lumi's expcit verbal.

>>101324240
biggest riddle* fuck auto correct

Lumi is a confirm virgin shut-in femcel neet

>>101324287
I dont care what she is as long as she is finally fucking happy. the stupid cunt has brought joy into so many people's lives. I am going to find a way to send it back.

>>101324287
I don't think she's a femcel

>>101324287
Condom boxes only look like that in Japan, and she’s not form Japan

I cant fucking stand you fucking mentally 12 year old retards. the smartest people who enjoy vtubers are all still willingly retarded. what a fucking waste.

>>101324924
virgin.

favorite song?

https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg?si=SfGi1amHOkHhhMj7

It is so hard to care enough to do simething and not let that something worm its way in. please stop.

>>101325515
Please Please Please. heard about it like a week ago and I just love it.
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg

>>101325772
she makes me so happy just because I want to do the same. I hate my pathetic predictability

>>101324287
Why would she respond to this?

>>101326654
because she retweeted it thinking
>haha funny I give cigarette to Jelly

>>101323298
poor gumicuck

>>101322350
very considerate of her to stream during offkai, many talents are taking time off for it

>>101327168
Lumi hates NTR

>>101327615
thats why she is doing it right now with you gumicuck. Cause she hates it. kek

>>101324287
I quit smoking a year ago but if Lumi was offering it...
>>101325515
this one makes me feel a certain kind of way, the video is good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGFiH98YOug

>>101329026
Lumi would definitely like you to smoke again

lumi's voice makes me happy

>>101329026
"I love you too much to stay in love" is this whole thread's theme.

>>101329026
>smoking
Those are condoms, gumicuck

>>101330503
>>101330730
yes, I just want her to be happy

>>101331012
Anon, please keep your ntr fetish to yourself

>>101325772
dude. great song. both the original but especially her rendition

Several revelations that destroy the narratives of the faggots and femoids ITT:
1. Lumi is not thin. She's just normal. There are Phase girls thinner than her, and she wears a US size 0, which is Japan size 5, considered average. Japan size 3 is thin.
2. Lumi doesn't hate her parents. In fact she's a daddy's girl.
None of this will shut the faggots/foids up though.

>>101331802
3. Lumi is not single. She is in a relationship.

>>101331881
She's 28, those eggs must not go to waste.

>>101331916
>She's 28,
She's 25, at the oldest

>>101331924
That's still at least 10 years too old to have your first kid.

>>101331916
29 and dont forget your cuck chair

>>101331802
It doesn't matter how big her bones are, or how thin the other phase girls are, Lumi is thin. You shouldn't be able to see bones on her handcams. Even without that, her eating habits are self-destructive and proof enough she has an eating disorder.

>>101331924
29 at the youngest

if you arent a shit heel dont take this the wrong way. my head hurts.. I dont have the mind for customized insults. dont look at me like I am a monster.
>>101332474
are you a cuck or actually trying? I forget sometimes. you guys can be nice but silly or retarded and fags. please dont take this the wrong way if the former.
>>101331802
she loves them so much despite everything. that's why I am bothering with this project. I know she loves jacking herself off over pride things. so she will resd this and that is all I will say.
>>101331979
lol you are such a faggot. I wish I hadnt told you guys the truth. I will NEVER let you fucks know her name. I also know you are all too stupid to figure it out and thst there is only one among us I can enjoy my echo flex with.

I fucking hate collabs. it is good she is hanging out with miia. but I will never be able to forget lumi's complacent acceptance in that disgusting dizzy grift where they muted themselves and pretended to cry for donos. that was one of the most depraved things I have seen in a while. very much not excited for another "oh this person is my best friend because we can only talk about work" stream where the theme is using lumi.

>>101332896
looks like you're responding to the wrong posts, or just have severe brain damage

>>101333123
your days are numbered more than you know. keep posting with that IP address.

>>101332986
Collabs are hit or miss, but a lot of people do use their friendship with Lumi for clout. It's unfortunately common in the industry. It's something that can be good for her though depending on who she collabs with

>>101333470
I know. this is going to sound very simpish but it is just an observable fact. lowest common denominator is boring.

>>101333407
go ahead, you couldn't hit my actual location with a nuke from there

>>101334006
you think 4chan doesnt resond to subpoeanas? yeah nipmoot really cares about your civil rights more than he does about business. you didnt pay for a pass in crypto. you are also stupid so I know you arent randomizing your IP without something as clunky as a vpn. you got any loli on any of your storage devices?
never forget you are an insignifcant worm that can be stepped on because a few people were out drinking and signed some documents because it would be fucking funny to see the outcome. at this rate, you will piss off someone who isnt here to have fun. I would advise you not to.

>>101334166
low iq psychopaths never cease to amaze me, btw Lemon is on unless you're too busy throwing darts at a wall to see if something sticks

>>101334299
I know right? all of the power you give us retard in charge of law enforcement. have a fun day bro this was funny. dont get caught doing anything stupid but if you do let me know and I will try

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>101334627
yay

>>101334627
not only do I get to enjoy watching Lumi I also get to enjoy the seethe from people who can't stand the fact I do

>you will never a spider living inside of Lumi's underwear drawer
why even live
>>101335066
it truly is the full package

she is still seething. it's actually adorable how she thinks she is a good shitposter and cant smell the easiest bait.

>>101337811
she knows it's bait she just can't help herself

>>101339383
not in the thread. you can smell the seethe on her. it is hilarious

This team would be in shambles without Lumi

>>101332896
Kill yourself absolute troon

>>101332365
Nope. She's average by non-kiked standards. She needs to lose some weight

>>101334627
the fuck was that collab man

>>101342953
hopefully she won't make the same mistake again, she was definitely uncomfortable about it

>>101334627
handcam is live

Lumi has cute fingers

>>101343827
she is very precise with them

>>101343990
I always knew she was a top

she puts a lot of effort into her hands

>>101343512
>>101343827
>>101344221
>>101344436
I want her hands around my neck.

>>101344860
once she has you she's not letting go

And to think, Lumi used to slap Starbro with her immaculate nails whenever he acted his age around her

>>101344860
why are you so gay man

>>101345706
Lumi has femdom potential

>>101345699
lucky
did she get Starbro into planes, or was it the other way around?

>>101345737
no she does not. unless she is doing it at someone elses beheadst. even then man

>>101345840
the best doms are the ones that are mindful to make sure the sub enjoys it too in their own way

she's starting to struggle with it

Lumi is cute

>>101346317
I love seeing this side of Lumi, she is so candid and passionate if a little goofy

Lumi hates Jelly

>Lumi gets cut off therapy
funny collab so far, I feel like they all decided beforehand to be as bitchy to each other as possible

Lumi is afraid of bears
https://files.catbox.moe/g5j5u2.mp3

Lumi is discriminating against asains

Why is Jelly crashing out?

Lumi is not reading smut anymore
https://files.catbox.moe/9oqqes.mp3

>Lumi gets called out on her substance abuse
>>101349435
she just wants to optimize everything
>>101349550
shame, I wanted to read her book

FUCK. I literally fucking fell asleep during the minecraft collab. did it ever get finally get fun or was it just a shitty end to an otherwise great day?

>>101351507
jelly can't tell the difference on what a bear and monkey are

>>101351541
did.. was it really just super shitty and boring the whole time? why the fuck are they doing this? is it sponsored? I am genuinely baffled

>>101351617
They play minecraft for the zoomer viewers

>>101351907
I guess she did silently tell us to leave in her way. some absolute retard with no understanding of what is going on must be shoving it down their throats.
I guess I just got caught up in the fun of the day and assumed it would still be fun.

>>101331802
Lumi is thin. She’s skin and bones and she doesn’t like her dad.

>>101353229
are you just saying shit or can you provide some support to her hating her dad?

Behold, Lemon Hands
https://files.catbox.moe/50ozzi.mp3

Lumi but brown, do we still love her?

>>101353903
as racist as I am, yes. of course

>>101353903
Will she have an allergic reaction for her being in the sun this long?

>>101354438
I would be more worried about thr cancer and/or being brown

>>101354438
She could have gone to the tanning bed

>>101349550
fyren doesnt approve literature like that in his house

>>101355897
Lumi is going back to ger christian roots

Would you be able to Resist Lumi's charm?

>>101357263
I have already failed to resist

>>101358804
fyren, is that you?

>>101358804
Starbro, is that you?

Lumi insist upon herself

>>101357263
No. I would probably cave the moment she says please.

Will Lumi stream?

>>101361288
yes, waiting room is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxEG4zmbRPE

>>101361655
good. she owes us a protracted and very explicit handjob stream after that minecraft debacle yesterday

>>101362339
close enough

>>101362781
she has such nice hands

I am going to marry lumi and buy her dad a nice car one day

lumi will die if she ever hops on a motorcycle

Why aren't her fingers blue?

>>101363315
she should do this more often

>>101363584
she covers the blue up with white foundation

I want Lumi to give me a handjob

>>101364464
Lumi has high dexterity and precision but low grip strength
it would be a unique experience

I miss being a no name. it is so much more fun this way.

>>101364675
once she figured out how to go about doing it, she would take an hour but she would drain your balls

>>101366392
True that.

I miss lumi

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>101370998
Lumi feels bad because she was speaking her mind this morning, she confuses that for being mean

>>101370998
Why does she care about lore so much

>>101372643
it's the only interesting part of those games

btw what happened to all the old regulars? I see them post in discord from time to time but they rarely show up in chat anymore

>>101373323
Lumi purged them during the trials

>>101373342
the trials?

>>101373323
Probably just got tired of talking to her. I watch a few of the girls and I've stopped chatting with basically all of them

>>101373690
hm I guess I can kind of understand it, I never really watched vtubers before 2021 so I haven't experienced my first oshi graduation yet though I suspect it's soon and if it's like any other fandom you're always gonna chase that dragon forever

>>101374062
For me I think it was just a novelty thing. Once that wears off you stop caring

Lumi hates the police

Cucks

>>101374159
for other streamers I get it, I don't really see a point bantering with Clio for 12h, but Lumi zatsus so much and her streams aren't really long enough to be entertaining on their own.

>Lumi hates women like jack
but why?

>>101374985
Lumi likes cute girls

Lumi is cute murdering guards
https://files.catbox.moe/9g5a0l.mp3

>>101373342
The coomer trials?

>>101373323
either not fans of NTR or Sunbro talk alongs

>>101373342
The Fyren trials or the Sunbro trials?

>>101376993
Do people hate sunbro that much?

>>101374985
Jack screams red flags

>>101377338
he comes as fake, like the male version of a pickme
I don't really care though because chat can be annoying anyways with or without him

>>101377338
if you are an insecure faggot with cuck fantasies? yes. if you have other things going on in your life that make you happy and (dare I say, even intetesting) then no.

credit where it ia due. the sophistication of the false flagging has shot through the roof here. I am actually.. impressed?

>>101377338
He's literally starbro, and he's cucking us

>>101377908
I believe this rrat because its funny

Lumi needs soap in her mouth. How did her parents raise such a uncouth daughter
https://files.catbox.moe/0h27op.mp3

>>101377908
this would be so funny for so many reasons

>>101377338
It's not really sunbro per se. It's Lumi and how she fixates on him. She acts like a 1view that just got her first akasupa, which is kind of weird considering she's been doing this for what 5 years now?

>>101378104
she needs a spanking

I would so much rather shr ended up with sunbro than most of the dysgenic alternatives she is bombarded with

>>101378445
she wants someone from real life, not related to streaming or work anything

>>101378498
So that's why she wants starbro to become a streamer

>>101378544
so that he's off-limits?

>>101378498
yeah me

>>101378544
Why does she want to ruin her little brother so much. What did he do to her?

>>101380422
He’s the golden child

I am glad lumi has friend. people are different during collabs and lumi is a much better judge of character in certain situations than anyone gives her credit for. delving into the unknown and being a dick isnt exactly the most sophisticated behavior of all time

is it bad or is she just having fun. fishman obviously yelled at everyone about merch sales. obviously this is a joke like the the end of tuesday, but are they actually under uncomfortable pressure?

is it bad or is she just having fun. fishman obviously yelled at everyone about merch sales. obviously this is a joke like the the end of tuesday, but are they actually under uncomfortable pressure?

Lumi needs to eat more; she can't keep losing weight

>>101383332
phase is going bankrupt, the truck theft sent it over the edge

>>101383344
her hands are adorable and you are a sperg
>>101383405
truck theft? lol sakana would have had to take a massive fucking distribution to be unprofitable this year but I havent heard of the truck thing

>>101383520
Anon, you can see her veins and bones

>>101383344
>>101383520
addendum if you were serious and using the right hand to illustrate a point, you are right. once you hit peak performance skinny as a woman, there is the slight downside of only being able to go a short time before burning through your reserves. remembering to eat enough becomes as important as not eat enough. bully her into take lunch breaks. the irony is that steaming longer makes it easier to do that kek

I seem to be at war with gerunds

>>101383594
She's perfect the way she is

>>101385426
She needs more meat

>>101385426
aww
>>101385479
weird

I wonder how Lumi feels reading this thread knowing she’s loved and cared for.

>>101386046
she probably thinks it is fucking weird, but she can think whatever she wants, so long as I keep having fun for my own inscrutable reasons

For a woman who hates traditional and feminine past times, Lumi is good at them.

>>101386995
she doesnt hate them. she just wsnts to do lady things for other people to enjoy instead of for herself

>>101386838
She probably thinks 1% comments are sweet and the other 99% as weird. Not too different from normal chat and Twitter

>>101387386
it is probably a little worse because of the annonymity. our basic dignity as humans does require lumi be slapped with reasonably high frquency. that still only works when we know she is there

>>101385678
Hi Lumi

>>101387659
self-inflicted catfishing imminent

was chat 10x more autistic than usual yesterday? I am only 30 minutes into the vod but something feels unusual

>>101378393
This used to be Charmander btw before Sunbro
before DC got a rent-a-egirl he brought to discord or something

>>101388012
lumi was in college and out of the house before starbros balls had even dropped

>>101388181
Yeah, but imagine if Lumi’s parents kept on critiquing starbro’s GF for not being perfect at womanly thing

>>101378393
is this a youtube thing? I keep hearing about it but dont really see it on twitch

>>101388251
twitch

>>101388278
this I dont get. people are not bitching about anything I can recognize. the last time this happened, the thread was mad about her talking to her mods too much. at least then there was a coherent complaint about combining chat censor and main chatter. this time she barely even says his name. what am I missing?

>>101388684
She isn’t looking at us

>>101388743
assuming you arent just trolling, what you mean is she is not reading others as much? what does her attention shift have to do with sunbro

>>101388160
Lumj still mentions Charmander when he comes into chat. It's the cycle of the whale. Whale gets bored and moves onto a new egirl to dumb cash on. She isn't going to date you if your some simp in chat giving her 100 gift subs every other week.

>>101388856
does whaling actually work?

>>101388808
I think sunbro is a bit of a red herring, because Lumi is generally getting more and more fed up with her chat over time, and at when sunbro showed up people started to blame it on him, even though the two aren't really related
not to mention his chatting style is just kind of wierd and annoying but the same can be said for any of us so I don't really hold that against him, but it is still notable

>>101389611
>does whaling actually work
Yes, if it didn't vtubers/titty streamers would have died years ago

>>101389672
Lumi will let a lot of things slide as long as bits keep flowing or if they're obviously a complete social retard.

>>101389672
fed up with her chat? do you mean a specific group like discord/anons/normies or a political faction or just specific chatters? or did something specific happen?
>>101389690
I always assumed that was delusional but it makes sense when you put it like that

>>101389714
>will let a lot of things slide
what is there to let slide? annoying behavior is just ignored not banned over

>Lumi's mom and Grandmother both cried and begged for her to be more traditional instead of a tomboy as a child
>Enjoys doing all the things she hated as an adult
Why do tomboys lose at the end?

>>101389774
Nothing specific that I'm aware of, but I also stay away from what kind of people says what for the most part
it's just the vibe she's had for a while now, mainly the crab bucket type chatters who try to bring her down every time she does something on her own, or the gooners
She's not very good at it, but I think she's been trying to distance herself from them, and people are noticing, but not realising that it's not as simple as favoring sunbro over them

Sunbro=Starbro
Prove me wrong. It’s why Lumi is so sweet with him.

>>101389829
her maternal instincts are too strong

>>101389796
She will give out warnings to people or time them out when they're usually normal but suddenly starts sex pesting. People like Artoria walk away scot free because he's obviously an autistic gooner

lumi is cute

>>101390075
You've really concocted a schizo narrative in your head, haven't you? Stop pretending like you telepathically know the inner workings of Lumi's mind from across the internet, this isn't healthy.

>>101391246
the nigger just had a theory about what some bitch was doing. he was also speculating on the actions of cuckposters. esl or one of them?
>>101390363
oh she must be/time out people way more often than she announces.

I think some people can hurt lumi's feelings more than she lets on. maybe I am just schizo. she certainly reads more than she lets on.

>>101388012
Outside of mocking the ex-gf for being clingy and needy, did Lumi even met the girl?

>>101391246
I'm not claiming to know the inner workings of her mind, but there is something going on
>>101391778
she just represses everything and/or acts like it doesn't bother her but you can still tell that it does sometimes

>>101393277
I hope you are right. she still needs to deal with the queen of crab bucket

do you think lumi wants us to point out things we notice? she likes puzzles and would be impressed with finding the hints. she is also opsec scared and might be lying about a small seemingly thing for a reason

>>101394468
I think first and foremost she wants to be in control, she knowingly drops hints if she wants us to figure them out and lies to throw people off.

>>101394850
>>101394468
there's definitely things she doesn't want us to notice
also we are live:
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

good yap today

>>101395447
Morning

>>101322277 (OP)
cuck thread lmao

>>101394468
That's every woman anon. They do that to test if you pay attention and care about them

>>101400956
yeah that is the dillema. riddle solving tism plus normal decorum means fun callng it out, but real life also typically means refraining from making fun of someone for their sectet contact lenses or whatever in front of a thousand potential schizos

>>101395116
along with explicit riddles she hid in her lore

>>101395447
Lemon could talk for 10 hours and I would watch the whole thing

>>101402480
I hate how whenever she gets on a roll and is happily yapping away, the usual crowd will inevitably run out of anything interesting to say and take their temper tantrum out on everyone else by making lumi feel insecure about zatsuing for too long without a game.

>>101394468
>opsec scared
>lets her bf use her work computer

>>101402480
it's what she does best

>>101403120
this is the most damning piece of evidence against Fyrenirl
and you don't see it

>>101403924
Anon...

>>101404003
she even soured her relationship with Pippa before because she was so obsessed with opsec before a con

>>101404293
Anon, there simply is no other explanation. Another person was on Lumi's work computer playing Oblivion (don't even try the family share cope, already debunked). That is already a breach of opsec (probably technically against her contract too), it already happened. If it was merely her brother (never once mentioned he came over from the other side of the country btw) or really any random friend, her reaction of freaking out, scrubbing it from the VOD and lying about why, claiming it was just lockpicking footage, and banning people asking about it doesn't make any sense. Do you know what IS consistent with her freakout and subsequent behavior? That it exposed her having a boyfriend, which she knows is a yab.

>>101403924
this. if she saw a potential new friend or had a crush on someone, I dont know how she would go about showing interest without being terrified about anyone she reached out to being an idiot and leaking it.

>>101404457
I still haven't seen anyone confirm if steam cloud synced save files directly to the save folder using %username% directory and if that works the same way through family share, because then it would bypass the different usernames on different pcs and potentially different steam accounts.

>>101404457
It was her brother’s save file.

>>101404726
This. This yab is a nothing burger. If it was her "boyfriend" she would have graduated and went Indie like Yuri did

>>101404457
nta. anon. I will go over this exactly one more time with you in case you are stupid instead of a cuck. Im writing this fast and not bothering to proof it. you get reddit spacing for clarity and just have to deal with wordiness.

let's view your argument in the most favorable possible light. we will concede your premise that the save contained something so bad that all of her opsec planning, common sense, and knowlesge was overcome by sheer panic. that is the only explanation that could explain why she literally does every single thing wrong in the first 15 minutes, but it is also a plausible one.

adrenaline keeps her from being dismissive and calmly saying it was a test run to make sure the shaders were loaded. she does the exact opposite, has an emotional response, closes the save, stutters about what it could be, and throws out an explanation. it is vague enough to sound like a placeholder thought but too specific to be an idle musing or avoid a fact check. she even panic deletes the vod, but only after ending stream and ensuring some autist archived it.

in short, she does everything perfectly wrong in the immediate aftermath. suspicious but hardly impossible. that is the best you can do, which would work if the evidence ended there. it does not.

the next day she formally handles the issue of the vod. ths time, she has had a full night to calm down, seek literal professional help, look at the developing rrats, and planning to handle them. we know she understands opsec at least at the conceptual level. someone certainly told her to calm down and think. And at the very least, she was capable of listening to her team. they would come up with something at least slightly better than the stupidest thing possible.

how did she actually handle it? did she reupload the vod, make up some excuse about needing to check in for opsec leaks, claim there was nothing wrong, and call anyone who said otherwise a schizo? no. she instead did the stupidest thing conceivable. not just stupid, pefectly stupid. she used the stupidest lie imaginable to cover up for clipping out the whole compromising section. she even feebly tried to bury it behind other vods.

why? she knew this wasnt just stupid, it was meme tier stupid. a parody of what not to do. you cant blame the next day on panic. there was no possible root from boyfriend yab to such a stupid coverup the next day. it was a bait and switch. that is all you are getting out of me (and probably too much), but none of you cretins seem to have figured it out yet so it is probably safe.

in short, you cannot explain why she made the worst possible choices the next day. it isnt unlikely like day 1, it is absurd. you are incapable of explaining this and either need to realize you arent smart enough to notice or admit you are a degenerate faggot pushing their homoerotic fantasies on everyone.

Do you worship Lumi as a Goddess?

>>101408371
not quite, but it wouldn't take much

Oh I get it now, Lumi has a terrible sense of rhythm. She keeps hitting the wrong beats with her movements

>>101410358
her timing is bad but she's so bouncy and cute

Lumi x Uruka collab:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5ipW0AQM7M

>>101411271
>Uruka is Lumi’s girl crush
That’s why she wants Uruka to date Starbro.

>>101411464
the two of them do have good chemistry

>>101411271
The Two Femdoms of Phase Connect

>>101412692
they are so cute together

The Lumi cosplay is good

Uruka is a dork

>>101405828
>teehee I have secret knowledge that I vaguepost about and never share
It's the same LARP every day with you

>>101415297
I dont have any secret knowledge. I have public knowledge and logic. neither are secret, nor the subject of any absurd claim of unique understanding.
I am sorry that your grasp of reason is so remedial you consider it to be hidden knowledge. I cant help you with that any more than I can help you with being a cuck.

>>101408371
no? do you? what is a god in your mind?

>>101416392
Someone who brightens up my day and saves us from sin

>>101417352
God is love

>>101417746
And Lumi is God, therefore, Lumi is love

>>101417837
your loop is complete. go forth and find love anon

>>101417868
I can only love a woman like Lumi

>>101419269
love is a verb. love is a doing word. that is the measure of a man

>>101419452
The Measure of a Man is how much he worships Lumi

Would you let her in.

>>101419990
I would. has she?

>>101419990
If we can play video games together and she sits on my lap

a feral tardwife was spotted on the main. we have restored the balance

If Lumi ever has a daughter, she will turn out to be just like her mother. I can already see it

>>101423987
so basically an easy to understand mildly autistic daddy's girl whose problems will all easily be fixed by talking them out? that is unironically such a good deal I would put up with almost any mom attached to it

>>101425478
she was somewhat defiant when she was younger. it wouldn't be a cakewalk

>>101425550
yes, but her parents' discipline and child abuse broke her

>>101425550
sure but it's lumi. as long as Lumi2.0 isnt too adhd to hold a three minute conversation it is easy. fix the real issue, but let her think she is being rebellious. then just roll your eyes, laugh, offer her some almonds, and boom. parenting achieved

>>101423987
Cute wife=Cute daughter

lumi should post here more

>>101427339
And read disgusting posts about how she has incestuous thoughts about her brother? She deserves better.

>>101427423
she is also one of the few people that can match the rhythem and keep up with the beat. the incest posts are the product of triage and limited resources. the first solves for the second

>>101427339
Hi lumi

>>101428445
if I was lumi I would be baiting my favorite chatters instead of lumi

>>101427470
the performance showed she doesn't have rhythm and can't keep up with the beats if anything

>>101428566
She's more of a ballerina than some common whore like Uruka, who struts around,

>>101428583
That's just Uruka not beating the ABG allegations with hip hop dance lessons. Now I'm not an expert on ballet but it seems to line up pretty much spot on if you count 8th notes. Pic rel is what Lumi's dancing looks like even on 16th notes it has an odd time signature and only lines up with the Kick every 3rd bar but not every movement.

>>101428566
>>101429054
she still did seem a little awkward with her movements, but there was some desync in the video so it's hard to tell about her timing
it's possible she just isn't used to moving that freely, especially if she takes formal dance lessons
she's already much better than the last one though, it's unclear if she actually wants to do these or not but if she wanted to she could be a really good dancer
if you're talking about the duet it was a waltz and waltzes are done in beats of 3, so maybe it was because of that?

>>101419617
her armpits are so sniffable

>>101430568
no her first solo was terribly off, all over the place. Void was probably the most on beat but the phrasing was too stiff or even. A waltz can still be counted as 16 so no

>>101430850
>A waltz can still be counted as 16 so no
nvm I'm retarded I'm going to bed

you guys actually watched the concert? I normally just do the nod smile proud of you routine. then again I never got the idol thing

>>101430850
the first one was off, especially in the part where she wasn't singing
>>101430946
I only watched it for Lumi

>>101431299
I probably should have tuned in for the view if nothing else. best not to waste opportunities to be nice person when they come so easily.

also

Twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch.tv/kanekolumi

get in while she is still mouth breathing and you get a complimentary "I fucking hate kaneko lumi" mug

>>101431851
early morning lemon

Lumi is a team player

>>101432132
Cute lemon.

Lumi is getting left behind

>>101322277 (OP)
ojou lookin lemon

What's Lumi's most coomworthy video on youtube, preferably over 20 minutes.

>>101437419
this one is pretty good if you like femdom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL-THqHc6-c&t=1865s

Wire is show full of niggers, only niggerlovers watch that

>>101438905
Uruka needs to slouch to be on head level with her

>>101440056
No

>>101438905
Damn

>>101438905
Hot

>>101438781
hahahah fair
>>101437526
I cant condone the intended use but this was one of lumi's most turbobottom streams of all time.

lumi did a good job today

The onolumi (Lumi) thread is having trouble staying alive and is proposing combining with Kaneko Lumi, can you guys start posting Lumi in that thread too so it can stay alive?
>>101428134

>>101445004
idk why don't you consult the council of elders?

>>101445368
that's literally what he is doing kek
>>101445004
wouldnt that create confusion? she seems cool, retrogames are based. but is there a naturally aligned thread that wouldnt result in communication issues?

>she was saying the HRE is better than the Roman Empire
(which is true)

>>101446943
>HRE
Why is Lumi such a meme

Do we worship Lumi?

>>101445004
no. /corpo/ schizos are gonna raid. >>101446669

>>101447186
>>101447302
>>101447226
You're the same schizo in every thread aren't you

>>101408371
>>101447172
worship the goddess

>>101448426
Love her so much

>>101448426
devious hag. I hope she will learn to dance one day...

>>101448500
She does know how to dance, just not the ghetto way

do you think lumi can relate to other streamers or chatters? or does she think no one can really understand her enough?

>>101448611
she can probably ballroom dance. her parents probably made her

>>101448650
I think you think you understand her more than you actually do

>>101448794
I think you are much more immature than you realize and struggle to comprehend the second and third order conequences that can accompany a simple question. I also think you are very narciscistic to assume you can understand the motivations or objectives of someone you have never even had a real conversation with. hopefully I am wrong, but if you think I am angry, you already failed.

lumi is proud that there are people who have their shit together who still made the time to come out and see her. good job guys. I am proud of you too

>>101450219
Lumi is the best in GFE

>>101450329
meanwhile cuckposters and antis who spend their day looping the same three insults cant even do something as simple choose one that is relevant to what they are replying to.

>>101445004
we failed our sister thread

>>101451357
it literally takes a phone with an app to keep a thread alive. I want to be nice but that felt like a trap

>>101451357
They can post about white Lumi here.

>>101452021
our lumi would secretly seethe. I approve

>>101452126
Would it make her more clingy and loveydovey?

New Lemon Thread
>>101452306
>>101452306
>>101452306
>>101452306

>>101452202
woman brain, tism brain, and shitposter brain interactions are controlling. she would schizo. the posters she recognizes would get responses based on what was said and what she thinks of them.
speculation itself is a casual variable, but if you want her to be more lovey dovey, I would suggest using the implication that it could happen to your advantage. regardless, it would make for some fun poking and prodding

>>101452670
>Master degree possessing space thief hands typed this post

>>101452795
indeed?