(You) Edition

>What is /lig/?
/lig/ is a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have on average 500 viewers or more.

>Why /lig/?
Large indie vtubers have more net fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This is a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream on.

>Can I shill my 499view oshi here?
Considering averages fluctuate widely, all the way down to 100 is reasonable. The minimal requirement however is being Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers.

Numbers for 6/17:
1: https://www.youtube.com/@niminightmare (8,656)
2: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (8,382)
3: https://twitch.tv/Shylily (7,712)
4: https://www.youtube.com/@KirscheVerstahl (4,361) *Combined
5: https://youtube.com/@dokibird (4,075)
6: https://twitch.tv/OliviaMonroe (3,073)
7: https://twitch.tv/Kenji (3,031)
8: https://twitch.tv/shxtou (2,856)
9: https://twitch.tv/CottontailVA (2,587)
10: https://twitch.tv/camila (2,517)

Non-English:
1: https://twitch.tv/akamikarubi (4,867) *Japanese
2: https://twitch.tv/orkpod (3,595) *Russian
3: https://twitch.tv/KSPKSP (3,144) *Chinese

>Wait isn't that one a corpo?
/lig/ is a thread for chuubas of a decent size who aren't defined by their corporate branding, either due to the small size of the corporation or the independence and lack of oversight granted to the talents

>/lig/ Numbers
https://lignumbers.neocities.org/

>Twitch Clips Guide
https://pastelink.net/34vd5

>VOD Archival Guide
https://rentry.org/Vod_Archival_Guide

>/lig/ VOD Archive
https://rentry.org/Indie_Vod_Archives_lig

>Koikatsu cards
https://mega.nz/folder/JYtkXJwL#07gAQCQqI_9FsmX9oQJKSA

>/lig/ Wheel of Names
https://wheelofnames.com/49w-z2x

>Tiermaker
https://tiermaker.com/create/-lig--16586688-3

>/lig/ Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP)
https://www.canva.com/design/DAE-XgWodVg/ofLz4QC1yPPQ4T6TTAE0fw/edit?utm_content=DAE-XgWodVg

>Upcoming Birthdays
June 19th - Akiaji Margo
June 20th - Zenya Hima
June 23rd - Otis
June 26th - Bird
June 30th - Chibidoki
July 2nd - BuffPup
July 4th - Dokibird
July 8th - Lumituber
July 10th - Camila
July 11th - Yenkoes
July 12th - Peepeehead
July 20th - Callie Calico
July 23rd - Fallenshadow

>OC material for the OP
https://mega.nz/folder/IIVD1IaJ#cfsRhWdJvzneIoG8HZUPuw

>Ducks
https://www.twitch.tv/dashducks (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)

Other useful threads:
>>>/vt//corpo/
>>>/vt//choc/
>>>/vt//flip/
>>>/vt//haha/
>>>/vt//indie/
>>>/vt//mint/
>>>/vt//swarm/
>>>/vt//vrt/
>>>/vt//vsj+/

Previous Thread: >>101321847

I want to cum inside femanon.

>>101324330 (OP)
Corrected Numbers for 6/17:
1: https://www.youtube.com/@niminightmare (8,656)
2: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (8,382)
3: https://twitch.tv/Shylily (7,712)
4: https://youtube.com/@dokibird (4,075)
5: https://twitch.tv/OliviaMonroe (3,073)
6: https://twitch.tv/Kenji (3,031)
7: https://twitch.tv/shxtou (2,856)
8: https://twitch.tv/CottontailVA (2,587)
9: https://twitch.tv/camila (2,517)
10: https://twitch.tv/Limealicious (2,351)

Non-English:
1: https://twitch.tv/akamikarubi (4,867) *Japanese
2: https://twitch.tv/orkpod (3,595) *Russian
3: https://twitch.tv/KSPKSP (3,144) *Chinese

>>101324330 (OP)
where the fuck did you get this picture of me

>>101324430
You lost Kirscheschizo.

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

>>101324431
Are you my twin?

>>101324436
>has to keep tampering numbers to push his oshi in any way
>y-you lost!!
lol

>>101324395
this but a cute maleanon
preferably the wisp

Unpopular opinion; I miss Africat's OG Rose model

Really it's all about sucking breasts and groping ass and falling in love

femanon wants you to cum inside

>>101324449
Gonna cry? Gonna shit your pants? Gonna spam images on cooldown again to burn through the thread faster?

>>101324430

why does anny keep getting punched in the face? first it's bella being a shitter, now it's tanya fucking off

>>101324455
I want to fall in love and have someone love me back too feemsh...

i want to put a shotgun to my foot and blow it to bits and it explodes and then take a picture of it and send it to tanya and tell her i did it because she's graduating

>>101324471
better yet, I'm gonna keep living in your head rent free

peace and love

>>101324461
Cute femboy

>>101324477
Ancient indian curse, it will keep happening until she finishes her jumanji game.

I know no matter what happens, desperate mid failgirl Juniper Actias will never abandon me

>>101324461
>>101324485
>>101324501
these are the beginning of pure image spam by one guy because he doesn't like the OP

I'm not telling anyone to report posts, because it would be against the rules, but just so you are aware this is one guy spamming

>>101324482
Anon stop thinking about self-harm bud... It's not healthy. Just hang out and shitpost a little take your mind off of things.

>>101324488
The rent is you having a melty everytime Kirsche is in the numbers. What is it about her that triggers you so much?

>>101324515
she isnt 3am

>>101324515
I honestly don't know why this autismo goes fucking feral over one chuuba fucking entire threads over it lmao It's just insane.

I Love Lucy

SNEL YAAAAAAAAY

>he's actually spamming images again

>>101324525
extremely violent mating from behind with the sole purpose of impregnation and marriage.

I hate you fuckers because I've been here long enough that I can realize when someone got mad and started spamming images

>proceeds to image spam
he is mindbroken

>>101324558
It's just one retard anon calm down.

It's extra funny, because he's spamming from his pc and phone. Dude is seething

>>101324569
classic nemu guy

no...not kirsche....the SEO results...I won't let them...I can still...fight...

>>101324429
She will return to Tanya someday and I'll be there watching

>>101324573
i just mean that i now can understand whats going on in this thread and i'll never forgive you for it

>>101324574
I just don't get it, it's just a stupid fucking thing to do. If he hates it here then leave. Having a shitfit over numbers have to be the gayest thing you can do. You can get gangbanged by the most aids-coded guys in the world and it'd still be less gay.

>>101324514
i want her to know she hurt me

I just like to imagine it's actually a femanon with an axe to grind that's spamming. Makes it funnier in my head.

>>101324588
You think? Or will she just do a new thing? I hope she goes back to tanya if she gets fed up with corpo

>>101324591
Kek it's okay anon understanding is the first step to healing

>>101324594
Anon... It's not worth it, your health's not something you should risk for anyone. Just calm down and don't start hurting yourself.

>>101324607
It's peak passive aggressive bitch behaviour. It is femanon.

>>101324607
I like to imagine it's a balding schizo feverishly peeing in a jar while spamming the send button (even though you can autoqueue on cooldown he's THAT mad)

Pagerank status?

>>101324588
based on those who have graduated it doesn't seem like they can return? there must be some BS in the contract about non-compete that applies to the identity they had when scouted.

>>101324599
um, sweety, deadposting liggers is not cash money
your behavior, it's kinda problematic, the council has voted to kill you

>>101324631
no that's me and i'm not spamming images

Onibro should let Giri have sex with dark men

>>101324642
I mean fauna didn't go back to the lem but she did do a small vidio? Or did I imagine that.

>>101324642
Rushia and Mel went right back to their old accounts

>>101324666
she did but she didn't do any vtubing.

>>101324663
>>>/trash/

>>101324663
You should swing from a tall oak tree.

>>101324656
Anon your balding spots look WAY cuter than the kirsche schizo's.
>>101324655
STEAMROLL HIS BALLS

>>101324642
>there must be some BS in the contract about non-compete that applies to the identity they had when scouted.
no there fucking isn't

>>101324674
weren't those the only two that were fired for breaking the contract?

>>101324676
It's probably less than they have some noncompete and more that they want to keep their corpo audience with a whole new model, that'd be my guess. I don't know though maybe you're right.

>>101324642
the lawyers can't get her in africa

Femanon stop spamming images and post pussy.

>>101324696
She can't read either, she's safe.

Man I never had a melty this bad in my life and this faggot does this religiously. It's insane.

>>101324727
imagine how ugly and bad smelling he is

there should be a vtuber who is like general grevious because general grevious is really cool

>>101324732
That's hot

>>101324732
This is fucking cryptid level bad ugly. Maybe it is a cryptid that gets defeated by the word kirsche

there should be a vtuber who is like master chief because master chief is really cool

>>101324465
no women would EVER say this to me

>>101324642
Kson retard

>>101324756
>>101324741
liggermen have good ideas tonight

Kirsche won.

>>101324764
True and same. If a woman says this to you start fearing for your kidneys.

there should be a vtuber who is like my mom because my mom is really cool

>>101324768
>blacklisted by everyone with a brain
>only ever reposts and reacts to ragebait in an attempt to be relevant in any way
what did she win, the obesity contest? kek

>>101324766
Is kson chuubing even? All I saw were fleshieclips. Also goddamn kson milkers
>>101324780
ANON NO THEY'LL TRY TO CON GANGBANG HER

>>101324777
I wish I was rich enough to pay someone like AleKirser to pretend she likes me

>>101324768
ugly feet

I love Lucy

>>101324780
meat is some anon's mom

>>101324795
I don't think I can money-cope honestly. Even if I had all the money in the world I can't kayfabe enough.

>>101324810
Dunno you could probably buy a day

>>101324790
I was expecting her to be way fatter based on all the fat jokes, kind of disappointing.

>>101324817
I don't know how sad it is that a lap-pillow and someone pretending to love me sounds desirable but it does. Still I don't think that'd fix anything really kek I'd just enjoy the first few minutes and then my brain would work overtime to remind me it's not real.

>>101324790
We like Kirsche in this house. Even more when she makes pathetic schizos seethe.

>>101324838
>We
lol

>>101324823
She's on the chubster side but yeah not morbingly obese.

>>101324838
I LOVE MID WHITE WOMEN

H O T T O G O!

Beyblade chuubas when

>>101324855
is he still alive

>>101324810
I could, if you gave me an old laptop with a bitcoin wallet worth enough for me to set up a good passive income and I had enough money to comfortably be a sugar daddy I'd absolutely do it
I'd know that she doesn't ACTUALLY love me, but it'd still be worth it to have her pretend
>she falls in love with me for real but I don't believe it and continue treating it as purely a monetary transaction until she gives up on her feelings

>>101324825
Hate this thing

>>101324642
I'll also point out that the barbies are keeping the 'spirit' of their friends alive in commissions and still reference them. I'm not familiar with many holos but I can't think of any who have friends like that.

>>101324869
IT'S BEYBLAAAAAAAAAAADE

Imagine what his life is like.

>>101324874
lice...

>>101324874

>>101324885
they might be a woman, they just weren't born as one

>>101324871
I don't know why I never could do this. If it's fake it makes me feel worse even. Like it carves my heart out. I'm just fucked in the head I guess.

>>101324766
was the kson identity actually a vtuber before she was coco? I thought she was flesh streamer before and vtuber after.

>>101324891

>>101324642
Kson is just that forgettable...

>>101324891
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD YOU SICK FUCK

>>101324821
Who made this?

>>101324918
me

/vt/ idea: instead of having everyone Anonymous, posters should get random vtuber names as a sort of pseudo id (you can still type Anonymous in your name field if you want to be autistic about it)

>>101324918
The schizo's not gonna tell you so just image search I guess.

>>101324918
unc are you rly that blind
bat at reading

>>101324918

>>101324874

>>101324642
Dooby, Nimi & Saba started fresh because their indie personas were fairly old at this point or had some form of baggage

>>101324939
Don't be ableist, maybe he can't read.

if you're gonna spam images on cd can you at least show me more of saruei wiggling her gay little ass

>>101324930
I don't like IDs because sometimes I do shitposts posing as another anon.

you are my sunshine. you will always be my sunshine. thank you tanya for giving me something to look forward to in my meaningless existence.

>>101324959
like who

>>101324940
Hit her an extra time for me

>>101324960
Maxie :( I won't even do jokes about oshis hating their fanbase no more I promise. Just cheer up.

>>101324970
who is this cutie?

>>101324939
Oh wow. Had no idea guts and roopyroo were friends. Thanks anon

>>101324983
Joe Biden.

>>101324965
Not known posters, like in the thread 2 anons are talking and I'll go in and pretend to be one of the anons to make a funnypost.

I did do a couple of times playpretend chuubas but it's not as fun as that.

bon

>>101325001
*cums*

>>101325001
Not gonna cum

>>101325001
4chan died with roflcopter culture.

>>101325001
*rofls*

>>101324993
biden would have made a cute pon retard sisterwife ligger fr

>>101324989
Never heard of an art com?

>>101325009
Soisoisoijaks

>>101324958

>>101325001
What do we think of the new onahole para?

Every day I discover a new Aussie ligga around this time of day.
https://www.twitch.tv/kureepy

>>101325035
stinky

>>101325033
Hot

>>101325016
https://x.com/succuguts/status/1610471431233585155?s=46&t=V9okt2RGLk5NTNE5Czyu5g
The cotton reply too wow

>>101325035
too many limbs

>>101325037
too many aussies they need to be culled

>>101325033
Idk why I love and hate saruei so much simultaneously. I don't think I have the same feelings for any other chuuba.

>>101325037
Isn't that kuromi? She changed her name on twitch after she got dumped. Oh and she has a fansly

>>101324791
>>101324903
Kson was vtubing for a year before getting hired, but she was no cam on nnd even earlier

>>101324901
Just different mental; you still think you could be loved, if you just found the right person

I don't actually care anymore if it's fake or real, I just think it'd probably be nice to fulfill my baser urges

>>101325062
how fat is she

inviting tanya to my funeral after killing myself because she graduated

>>101325001
kuhu
>>101325035
I think it's adorable and really funny

>>101324930
>get a low tier Vtuber name
>mald about it all thread

>>101325086
not at all iirc

>>101325100
>get Moriko
>everyone just laughs at all your posts

>>101325100
>schizos being born every day because they hate the name they got and start antiing them

oh I guess they've started rolling out the >1080p streams

>>101325061
I hate Nakadashi Kiara of Hololive but I've been psyopping myself into "liking" her

WHAT THE FUCK I was sitting in the last thread for like 30 minutes waiting for someone to post, you fuckers just left and didn't even tell me????? Unreal, bunch of unloyal whores

>>101325103
dropped

>>101325139
lmao dumb bitch

>>101325061
That's what she's going for
https://files.catbox.moe/8ifv7s.mp4

>>101325086
https://x.com/kurumivtuber/status/1662576432789454848
shame shes a bpdemon

>>101325139

>>101325139
sorry sister i'll @ you on discord next time

>>101325143
>>101325152
Don't make fun of me im red wine wasted I WILL go feral

WE ARE UNDER A TACK

>>101325189

>>101325196
I love moriko’s chink eyes it’s so cute

>>101325149
Wish she'd fucking ruin my life like honestly

I'm gonna vape itt, if the smell is annoying to you please let me know, don't want to make anyone uncomfy or ruin the vibes

>>101325215
i want to choke on your fumes

Coqui discovered our secret

>>101325208
I love when European vtubers switch models with Asian vtubers and you can see the eyes open up, the model looks so different too.

What if boobs farted

>>101325215
It's okay Teresa. Just let me know if it's nice and smooth and if you can taste the ice

>>101325128
they don't allow it with my ukraine vpn, but my 2nd monitor is only 1080p anyways, so who cares

>>101325236
you forgot your nemu pic

>>101325236
no ice but it is nice and smooth, currently vaping sweet mint and sometimes I switch it up with sour grape gummyworms

pakapakapakapakapakapaaa

>>101325232
https://files.catbox.moe/8rlj7t.mp4

>>101324449
>>101324488
>doesnt deny that he's fucking with numbers
>doesnt deny that kirsche lives in his head rent free
heh

>>101325250
Why don't you just smoke nasty fucking cigarettes like a real man

>>101325239
>ukraine vpn
Why Ukraine? Do they also get no ads like Russians?

>>101325250
Awesome! Thanks Teresa

>>101325261
>doesn't know how to do it
Stay innocent and pure forever...

>*cums all over your danish pastry krumroll*
no hard feelings, fags

>>101325271
they smell+throat hurt+have to go outside+need a lighter+wind is a thing+ash+price+price+hair and hands smell+bad breath/mouthfeel and so much more.

>>101325236
KEK

>>101325295
>danish pastry
Don't you usually store threads and needles in this? Don't tell me it's a real thing you can eat

>>101325298
Yeah but you look cooler

>>101325249
How is that a feemshmisser post? Don't you know Teresa?

>>101325325
that is an extremely feemshmisser post sorry bro

Computer, generate for my enjoyment an image of french vtubers wwParasi and Saruei engaging in competitive scissoring. Saruei is losing, and Para looks very smug

>>101325081
>you still think you could be loved, if you just found the right person

It's more like contradicting programming. I know I'm fucked I got no delusions about that but I made some promises to myself that I can't break. I feel you on the baser urges though, but in the end I'm a bigger picture guy so it always ends up being a footnote on what I really want which is to be loved like you said.

I'm just trapped in a self-crafted nightmare I guess kek

>>101325319
I already look cool as a cucumber, especially with my blue sunglasses on :smug_cat emoji:

>>101325272
yeah, many of the eastern european countries don't get ads on twitch

>>101325344
I don't get ads on twitch, I use brave+ublock and I don't get ads anywhere really.

>>101324430
>Corrected
That's a lot of spelling mistakes in the word "tampered".

>>101325344
I mean I am Russian so it's obv why I don't get ads(sanctions and shit), not sure why Ukraine is not getting any, I know people also use Russian proxys to avoid ads on Twitch

>>101325368
Schizos gonna numberschizo it is the way of life.

The next op should have a Kirsche pic just to really rub it in.

>>101325370
it's mostly not worth it for the advertisers, and twitch is still a rather niche site

>>101325389
Every post should be kirsche is awesome until the schizo shits himself and dies.

I like tobsuuuuh she should have sex with me

>>101325400
That's hot

>>101325407
Hot steamy poops lover 3000 is that you?

>>101325400
Who's a stupid juden to hostage rescue America's girls from?

blue today?

I heard you guys are big fans of me.

>>101325325
Accusing random posters of being thread personalities/schizos is one of this season's bits
t. Rebel

Someone please bake the next thread with this image to trigger the schitzo.

>>101325430
I tried watching a Kirsche stream once but got too bored and watched someone else.

>>101325430
HOLY SHIT that's kirsche? reactslopping to this hard

>>101325435
shut the fuck up rebel

>>101325374
True.

>>101325441
It has been done kek I saw a few liggies with kirsche in the OP and indeed the schizo spams like clockwork

So maybe a bit of a weird or a niche question but where the fuck do you keep/put your headphones wires ? I finally got a chair and moved from a sofa gaming and now that thing is just hanging around my right arm, either over it or under it, it it's over it it's annoying because I can feel it when I move, if it's under it still kinda annoying because its' touching my leg(I sit in my underwear) and because it's also goes under my right armrest. I'm not sure I just need headphones with a longer wire(still doesn't fix the skin touching thing) or I need to move my pc onto my desk

>>101325331
i would have done it if NAI knew para

>>101325461
vtubers?

>>101325470
I mean it distracts me from watching vtubers? Also I know /lig/ is full of experienced pc users that can help with questions like this

>>101325461
I do like a lasso on the desk just pool the cord on a circle.

>>101325461
just deal with it bro or go wireless

>>101325461
haven't used wires in 8 years

>>101325460
>>101325441
You're all out of goy baby blood to blood libel. Get your synthetic human fucking asshole blown sky high for diagnosing me you jewish fools.

>>101325480
DO NOT go wireless, I had a set of wireless headphones splode while I was wearing them.

Never wear anything with batteries near delicate parts of your body.

Molly sticker she will be selling on her birthday

>>101325490
When is she gonna finally fight saruei to the death for her crimes against snails

>>101325486
>Never wear anything with batteries near delicate parts of your body.
Vibrator sisters...

>>101325298
okay and weed?

if i had even an iota of artistic skill i would draw mishymolly squealing in terror as saruei lifts her toward her mouth on a spoon

>>101325486
a billion people use wireless headphones without that happening. the hydrolic piston in your chair could also explode into your asshole at any moment but we still use office chairs

>>101325490
(also cute win98 design, love it ber much thank you)

>>101325506
I meant rechargable batteries normal batteries even if they were to rupture wouldn't splode. It'd be extremely toxic so I guess dangerous to your hooha but yeah.

>>101325490
hate this little critter

>>101325325
I actually miss my lychee mango, pina colada and green apple mint c:

i am not being racist but what fucking 3rd world hellhole do you live in where your bluetooth headphone batteries fucking explode? and even if they do sometimes explode that's a small price to pay to be able listen to a barbie collab while i walk away from my computer to take a fat shit

>>101325461
I switched to a wirwless headset. It's heavy and it's kind of annoying to charge but it's so nice not having to worry about yanking on the cord.

>>101325520
It can't, the malfunctions on the piston would only make your chair deflate as it shatters sideways it is not compressed in a way that it can explode upwards, it's not a fucking airbag.

Do not put lithium batteries near delicate parts.

>>101325513
Illegal here so I never tried it, from my exposure to the western culture I know it smells. Also vaping it or wax or concentrate gets you more high for your buck.

>>101325529
Not a 3rdworlder and the headphones were german manufactured. Also still most of the headphones and electronics you use are manufactured in 3rd world shitholes so I don't know why you feel so safe.

Just watched Jelly and Bao collab, I NEED MORE, they were so good. Honestly hope Jelly branches out more

>>101325545
its so funny that a bunch of people thinking that reefer madness was real in the imperial metropole led to poor bastards like you jakartans get beaten to death by cops if you smoke weed

Guys big news: bat

>>101325555
I don't mean to be snarky but is it possible that you were mean to israel online

>>101325541
there are documented cases of it happening, mostly in china

>>101325555
>electronics you use are manufactured in 3rd world shitholes
Taiwan being somehow the only place in the world that can produce top of the line microchips is the biggest psyop I've ever seen.

>>101325555
Mine were made in Ireland, actually!

>>101325581
Uh oh... Wait let me get my beeper someone's ca

I just think Nyatasha Nyanners should carry our babies

>>101325591
It's not the only place that can produce but it is the cheapest kek Also put a lot of quotation marks on top of the line because they cut corners in all of the SEA manufacturing.

>>101325566
>reefer madness
Oh I'm Russian, it was never legal here, and sometimes poor potheads get a prison sentence more sever than the one you get for murdering someone simply because they got caught with a lot of weed.

>>101325598
>our
She'll have a baby made out of our combined liggerman DNA?

>>101325598
That's right. Nyan needs to give birth on camera to dab and T on all porn.

>>101325622
imagine the mongoloid baby

>>101325594
ME FOKKIN HEADPHONES SPLODED
>>101325622
Cats have that chimeric dna thing where if 30 cats coom in the kitty the babbies got a hodgepodge of dna

>>101325622
I mean mine and hers. It feels weird to call it my baby when she's doing like 99 percent of the work

>>101325638
I'm sorry anon it is our baby now we all have to cum inside, we don't want you to be a liar.

Wanted to get a used herman miller and this shit is still like 700$ here, how the fuck do you get it for like 100-50$ from "office liquidation" sales, sometimes I fucking envy the garage sale/liquidation sale culture in America, here people just got bankrupt and open a new business like the next day after under a different name and no debt or they sell the office shit for 80-90% of the price to the "right" people

>>101325631
It's either the autism gets cancelled because the gene implodes or he becomes a turboautist.

what if a cartoon slut loved me back

>>101325674
You'd be happy

>>101325529
Lithium ion batteries don't even explode, they combust. The off gassing can cause a pressure build up in the device and make it pop but the batteries in headphones are so tiny it's impossible that you would be harmed by that. The worst is that your hair could catch on fire.
I know that VR headsets, which actually have substantial batteries that could present a danger, have a metal plate in between the battery and the user, and there's been like 100 million VR units sold with nobody being harmed by batteries

>>101325659
that was pre-covid and before herman miller was a meme. you won't find it like that anymore.

>>101325674
that one dream I had where I held hands with Limes actually energized me for the whole day, My bitch ass 8 hour work shit flew by so fast it felt like I was working for 2 hours or less, I fear that getting a girlfriend that loves me would actually improve my QOL, this shit is scary.

>>101325674
All I'm saying is I'd raise her baby without a DNA test

>>101325674
*Steals your girl*

>>101325704
michi should steal me

>>101325701
Disgusting

>>101325691
Isn;t it still a best chair you can buy used? There's like that leap shit too.

>>101325701
Quintessential French post.

>>101325674
Imagine her girthy turds

>>101325715
If I was ze Frenchman it would be Saruei, non?

>>101325714
cheapest I see used aerons is like $300-350

https://files.catbox.moe/t7llrc.jpg

>>101325728
Frenchmen are known sluts, even the men would slut it out for ze other chubaisses

>>101325734
I wouldn't

>>101325461
tape it to the side
hook or clip is better

>>101325688
They do explode, there's injury listings on most of those cases when they sued and they usually have scarring/disfigurement, chemical burns and burns listed. Not all of them explode but yeah, it happens.

>>101325615
>china
>SEA
sorry rahmat, but taiwan isn’t in southeast asia

I would raise Saru's kid even if they end up being a bit to melanated.

>>101325734
*Slurp slurp slurp*

>>101325728
Nah it's just France has outlawed free paternity test.

>>101325774
You should be euthanized

>>101325759
I can see how a tape would work but I can't really hook it differently, my usb hub and headphones nest is on the front of my pc(maybe there's one on the back I'll have to look) so it will dangle there because of the wire length, I just have to tank it until I adapt.

>>101325774
No frogbro don't say that please.

>>101325774
You deserve better than that

>>101325774
Based

>>101325774
This but like not as a joke/shitpost I'd actually man up for her

>>101325774
Like without even dating her or even getting to smash? Damn ligga...

The day frogbro becomes a cuck I'm killing myself. I can't take that.

>>101325818
Unironically. He's one of the good ones.

>>101325782
>>101325782
>>101325782
Migrate when ready

>>101325805
Based

>>101325832
He's a sweet bean and I love him, too pure for this world.

>>101325836
Love you annybaku *hugs and keeses you*

Joru is live by the way
(and got some mildly cursed fan art)

>>101325792
oh if its short get a usb extension you dont need to buy a whole new headset

>>101325852
needs to be fatter

>>101325846

>>101325881
Cutie c:

>>101325857
no it's not short, it's touching my skin because it's long enough to sag, I just have to get used to it me thinks

My ass is bleeding again oh no

>>101325950
Hemorrhoids bros :(

im seeing a lot more cuckchads here now.

based.

>>101326049