BAT!!!! Edition

>What is /lig/?
/lig/ is a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have on average 500 viewers or more.

>Why /lig/?
Large indie vtubers have more net fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This is a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream on.

>Can I shill my 499view oshi here?
Considering averages fluctuate widely, all the way down to 100 is reasonable. The minimal requirement however is being Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers.

Numbers for 6/17:
1: https://www.youtube.com/@niminightmare (8,656)
2: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (8,382)
3: https://twitch.tv/Shylily (7,712)
4: https://youtube.com/@dokibird (4,075)
5: https://twitch.tv/OliviaMonroe (3,073)
6: https://twitch.tv/Kenji (3,031)
7: https://twitch.tv/shxtou (2,856)
8: https://twitch.tv/CottontailVA (2,587)
9: https://twitch.tv/camila (2,517)
10: https://twitch.tv/Limealicious (2,351)

Non-English:
1: https://twitch.tv/akamikarubi (4,867) *Japanese
2: https://twitch.tv/orkpod (3,595) *Russian
3: https://twitch.tv/KSPKSP (3,144) *Chinese

>Wait isn't that one a corpo?
/lig/ is a thread for chuubas of a decent size who aren't defined by their corporate branding, either due to the small size of the corporation or the independence and lack of oversight granted to the talents

>/lig/ Numbers
https://lignumbers.neocities.org/

>Twitch Clips Guide
https://pastelink.net/34vd5

>VOD Archival Guide
https://rentry.org/Vod_Archival_Guide

>/lig/ VOD Archive
https://rentry.org/Indie_Vod_Archives_lig

>Koikatsu cards
https://mega.nz/folder/JYtkXJwL#07gAQCQqI_9FsmX9oQJKSA

>/lig/ Wheel of Names
https://wheelofnames.com/49w-z2x

>Tiermaker
https://tiermaker.com/create/-lig--16586688-3

>/lig/ Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP)
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>Upcoming Birthdays
June 19th - Akiaji Margo
June 20th - Zenya Hima
June 23rd - Otis
June 26th - Bird
June 30th - Chibidoki
July 2nd - BuffPup
July 4th - Dokibird
July 8th - Lumituber
July 10th - Camila
July 11th - Yenkoes
July 12th - Peepeehead
July 20th - Callie Calico
July 23rd - Fallenshadow

>OC material for the OP
https://mega.nz/folder/IIVD1IaJ#cfsRhWdJvzneIoG8HZUPuw

>Ducks
https://www.twitch.tv/dashducks (embed) (embed) (embed)

Other useful threads:
>>>/vt//corpo/
>>>/vt//choc/
>>>/vt//flip/
>>>/vt//haha/
>>>/vt//indie/
>>>/vt//mint/
>>>/vt//swarm/
>>>/vt//vrt/
>>>/vt//choc/
>>>/vt//vsj+/

Previous Thread: >>101324330

>>101327344 (OP)

I love my wife

Sex with ritualposters!

>letting terrorists win

>>101327447
Our jannies are trannies themselves.

>>101327398
Hello Michael, huge fan!

I hope Layna's jaw cancer spreads to her ass her ass has to be removed

I love Lucy

The German twins are showing off their sketched boobies

>>101327456
Honestly if you want to post on this fucking site you just need to be a schizophrenic retard, it's really that simple
Schizos are literally fucking untouchable, all it would take is a few more schizoids and this entire site could be brought to it's fucking knees
Don't make any posts of any fucking quality just get really fucking upset over some small little thing and spend your entire life spamming non-stop
It's even more sad cause he doesn't even need to take the time to evade

>>101327489
who

>>101327509
https://www.twitch.tv/hoshigamitwins

>>101327447
What are you even talking about?

>>101327509
They're some artist/rigger German twins who went viral recently. They pre-date Fuwamoco but only gained traction when they started speaking in English.

>>101327344 (OP)
Kirsche Kirsche Kirsche

>>101327536
Skin yourself alive

>>101327560
The fuck did I do to deserve to be told that?

Big Tits To Lig Come In Lig. Operation Humiliate And Destroy Is Underway. Be Ready On All Posts.

>>101327582
Big Tits, this is Little Dick reading you 5 by 5, awaiting orders!

>>101327578
I bet you don't hate Layna

Pipkin Pippa.

Bros it was fucking page 6. Come back.

>>101327622
I never even watched her

>>101327629
they look too cutesy

>>101327637
Did I stutter?

You forgot to include anon's favorite chud
https://www.youtube.com/@KirscheVerstahl (4,361) *Combined

>>101327629
I hate chibi models so much lads

You're coming in loud and clear lig. I can see the future. Four years ago I had dreams that compelled me speak out to save lives in a specialized and tailored way. A way to the mission so.
I saw the distance censorship industrial complex will go to damage every single American girl to be found. They're going to run a covid19-Spars 2020 type playbook on influencer girls again. It has made me thoughtful evil, and it has made you thoughtful evil. Bring to me all who wish to discuss you on 4chan.

>>101327673
I can't have any opinion about somebody I have never watched.

>>101327536
>>101327578
You're probably the guy himself acting disingenuous but this thread was baked by the retard who had been spamming the same batch of images for the past two threads

>>101327685
This is what their normal models look like.

>>101327578
for having shit thin skin. you could’ve said something funny in return but you are crying and malding instead. kys

kek

>>101327724
Very cute

>>101327707
You're unable to hate Layna, then?

>>101327735
qrd?

>>101327724
Auditioning for Hololive.

What did she do this time?

This kind of schizo behavior is unique

>>101327763
Probably said something about Israel

>>101327763
Probably said something about Moslems.

>>101327715
she actually looks pretty cute here

>>101327799

https://files.catbox.moe/3tg7j7.jpg
>>101327344 (OP)

I love Milky!

These German twins are perfect for me. I love me some blonde haired, blue eyed girls with cute voices and ESL accents. They start right around when Peo ends as well.

I started watching bat because of you people.
I dont regret it. Her very specific brand of autism appeals to me on a deep level.

>>101327850

>>101327853
In the future, there will be a chain of cute blond/blue eyes vtubers you can just cycle through throughout the day.

>>101327758
We're pretty safe from them ever going to Hololive because Cover hates overlapping gimmicks.

>>101327858
she is charming

https://x.com/MakoFukasame/status/1935253677335625948

Does Shira ever do anything that isn't reactslop?

Corrected Numbers for 6/17:
1: https://www.youtube.com/@niminightmare (8,656)
2: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (embed) (8,382)
3: https://twitch.tv/Shylily (embed) (7,712)
4: https://www.youtube.com/@KirscheVerstahl (4,361) *Combined
5: https://youtube.com/@dokibird (4,075)
6: https://twitch.tv/OliviaMonroe (embed) (3,073)
7: https://twitch.tv/Kenji (embed) (3,031)
8: https://twitch.tv/shxtou (embed) (2,856)
9: https://twitch.tv/CottontailVA (embed) (2,587)
10: https://twitch.tv/camila (embed) (2,517)

>>101327923
Geopolitical implications of this?

>>101328047
she sometimes blows her nose

After backreading the last few threads i can confidently say I still don’t give a fuck about 3am

>>101328052
vivi approves of sex with robots

Why the fuck are your here retards? Normal thread is still at page 7.

>>101328047
She sometimes sneezes

>>101328079
she has really cute cat sneezes

>>101328100
True

bon

Para’s daughter is a ligger now

>>101328180
was she not one already

>>101328180
I wish I was para’s daughter

>>101328130
*cums*

>>101328077
If someone posts a new thread, I'll use it. Simple as.

>>101328069
Same. I only care about Olivia.

>>101328326
ok npc

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Who am I meant to watch at work since Olivia won't be streaming in the morning.

free thinking chad using any thread he pleases vs virgin npc anon waiting for page 10

NEIN

>>101328452
Whoever's live dumbass

>>101328456
you got it completely backwards, virgin npc anon

>>101328452
rina vivy lumi molly shira

Fuwamoco are gonna annihilate the German twins they’re can only be one twin vtubers ruthless dogs

>>101328532
what about the sister vtubers that sometimes collabed with south side?

>>101328532
The Germans have been around longer though.

Other than snuffy, recommend me some opsec disaster liggers?

>>101328452
https://www.twitch.tv/vividlyvivi
https://www.twitch.tv/shirahiko
https://www.twitch.tv/michimochievee
https://www.twitch.tv/lumituber

wife in 30

>>101328532
>they’re

what’s the name of the german cuties?

>>101328532
they should annihilate each other's pussies yeah

>>101328596

>>101328596
https://twitch.tv/hoshigamitwins

>>101328611
thank you anon channel name could also help haha

>>101328632
thank you I love esl women

So whats happening, the 'tard is trying to force the bump limit by image spamming?

funky wunky dreams again

>>101328549
>collabed with south side
let me guess they are 1views and in accordance with their DEI agenda one has cerebral palsy and the other has downs

bottom fish = my oshi

You guys, I kinda want to violate Rina

>>101328704
Top fish - Juni after one soju bottle
Bottom fish - nearest twink

>>101328706
why? have you heard what she sounds like?

>>101327724
They are cute, glad Inis raided into them a couple of months ago. Being IRL twins gives them a fairly unique dynamic in the (indie) vtuber space too.
Just hope they can escape the 'just like FWMC' thing.

>>101328726
go to bed meat

if I was a male ligger

>>101328726
Yes and I have a weakness for girls with a voice like hers

>>101327344 (OP)
4: https://www.youtube.com/@KirscheVerstahl (4,361) *Combined

uuuuuuuuuu buttslut is gone uuuuuuuuuu I want more buttslut uuuuu

what the FUCK did giri bake??

>>101328843
hope you feel better soon man

>>101328675
There's a schizo that gets assmad that kirsche gets put in the numbers and starts spamming pics to get to bump limit so the thread slides over and he can put his own bake (this one) without kirsche in the numbers.

>>101328863
uuuuuuuuuuuu

>>101328885
cumcake

>>101328927
Her internet is a buttslut too...

>>101328888
Feeling great. You can disagree, but I really like her voice

Filian is a wonderful person who is worthy of love and support

https://www.twitch.tv/bwepsy

How do I get ligger bitches like aethel and vedal?

>>101328971
Stream and get big number.

>>101328889
God, who cares about the numbers. I honestly wouldn't even care if we removed that.

>>101328180
True
New ligger just dropped
https://x.com/Miaelou_VT/status/1935304515890094291
Miaelou is a sweet stinky french cat girl who is obsessed with FNAF and also draws

grown ass men typing uuu and shit fuck this gay shit nigga

>>101328984
Same, so long as the schizophrenic spamming images get fucked I'm with that. I just don't like giving him the satisfaction.

>>101328969
>43 viewers
>not a partner

come on man there's literally any partnered vtuber to choose from I know you people don't discuss every single one

>>101328992
Uuuu I miss minto uuuu

peace and lvoe

>>101328992
>I'm 12 and what is this

If your oshi was a transformer what vehicle would she be

>>101328986
Huh? I was certain she was already partnered

>>101329038
Toyota Camry

>>101329000
sorry she was showing her body and i prematurely posted

>>101328992
You're watching adult women pretend to be retarded.

>>101328992
>He doesn't have the aura of a beloved dog that will be missed by all instead of another #stoicman

>>101329042
>posted her because she was flesh streaming
you unironically are the cancer that's killing 4chan

>>101329049
>#stoicman
>a retard going "fuck man nigga and sheit gay fag fuck"

Kek

>>101329040
I think she had the numbers for a while and got mentioned here occasionally but now it's official
She usually gets posted in /wool/

>>101329066
Tourist detected

TIME FOR BLUE!
https://twitch.tv/kuul

>>101328992
doing things like that is the privilege of adults
you'll understand it when you grow up

TIME FOR BLUE!

https://www.twitch.tv/kuul

>>101329087
>Please note that discussion should pertain to a VTuber's streams and content, and should not pertain to their real lives, relationships, or appearances
>sorry she was showing her body and i prematurely posted

>>101329108
How new are you to the liggie? Or you still just raiding?

>>101328992
Shut the fuck up I'm cute I like being cute I'd fuck your shit up in real life

>>101328532
hololive should hire them too and dominate the twin vtuber market

>>101329020
Anon you can't post this

>>101329131
You tell 'em foxbro!

>>101328992
uuuuu don't be mean anon-kun onegai

>>101329139
It's true he sounds like a fucking 12 year old pretending to be a tuff guy kek

>>101329066

why aren't you watching donkey kong banana blitz direct

>>101329131
You're the cutest C:

>>101329105
why isn't she wearing pants?

>>101329176
It's really hot and she wants to freshen up

I want to hold a chuubas hand as she's fighting for her life on the toilet...

>>101329204
Rainhoe would make you spend half the day in the toilet.

>>101329217
imagine the hemmies...

what is actually wrong with you people

>>101329246
*shits on your hair*

Tanya probably still going to be part of barbie beats, apparently Soya didn't respond to the project idea (too busy)

>>101329131
>said the fat hairy neckbearded avatarfaggot

>>101329271
Got a source for any of that

>>101329282
Vivi literally just said it on stream

>>101329282
Vivi just said it

>>101329282
Yeah me

Average day in the life of a Wisp geezer

>>101329271
what's barbie beats?

>>101329271
Soya hasn't been responding to a lot of barbie things lately. Tanya seems to be very adement that she wants to keep in touch with them so I hope she doesn't go that route

god vivi is a dumb bitch

Inis posted irl pics in her discord again btw

>>101329271
Man, imagine if Soya took part of a barbie project (non stream), it'd explode in views and we'll have threads for days accusing them of leeching off her.

>>101329344
if its really hololive she might as well just accept the fact that she wont have time for her old friends

>>101329356
Okay anon listen to me very carefully, you're gonna want to type in response to those pics the following:

"UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SEX SEX SEX SEX UGH SEX ME PLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Trust me on this.

>>101329342
they want to do a little ASMR recording where they each record 5 minutes of their heartbeats with the challenge being the viewer has to guess which one of them it is before the recording ends

>>101329342
They eat a bunch of beets and then they do a tier-list. Sometimes they just review them no tierlist

>>101329379
Which they cut down from the original 10 minutes...

>>101329204
>>101329217
Now imagine doing this with the rest of the whore clan

Not to imply that vtubers are lazy, but finding 10 minutes to record sounds that needs no rehearsal and no line memorization is really not that hard no matter how busy you are or in what mental state you are

>>101329435
>Not to imply that vtubers are lazy
But they are...

>>101329420
What a poopslut you are anon

>>101329402
could still be 10 I just heard 5 minutes once. it sounds more realistic and is still 30 minutes total.

>>101329445
True but it's part of the girlfailure kayfabe don'tchaknow

>>101329435
You know I don't want to hop on that either but it literally is like half an hour of work total
>5 minutes to silence your phone and position yourself to sit for 10 minutes with a mic next to your chest
>10 minutes recording
>5 minutes to check start and end of file if there's any scratching
>like 5 minutes to send the file to whoever is organizing it

Bat.

>>101329525
You forgot the 3 hour pause to plap your pussy because it made you horny.

>>101329450
It's a little par for the course given the thread that we are in.

>>101329569
Poopslop thread

it's kinda crazy that giri has to cook a meal for onibro while streaming, when onibro doesn't even have a job himself

I would eat my oshi's shit no questions asked

>>101329625
What do you mean? He's tech support

>>101329646
Yeah supporting deez nuts

did you guys see Kirsche’s feet? any thoughts?

I love my oshi

>>101329625
man's living the dream

>>101329692
I love mine too

>>101329625
Dunno how he's not embarassed showing thousands of people what an over dependant manchild he is

>>101329692
i fucking hate mine

>>101329642
any ligger whose hot enough Tbh also I'm not crazy enough to be shit eating

>>101329744
I'd love to have a gf that mommied me honestly.

>>101329744
he's not confessing, he's bragging
you wish you were him

>>101329754
I like ithe idea of being humiliated in the filthiest way possible while I simulatenously consume something that came straight from my oshi's body

>>101329748
I hate her too what a bitch

>>101329792
Shut up and eat your eggs onibro

>>101329806
I'd eat my oshi's eggs.

I'd eat Nina's chocolate.

I'd eat ass but not shit

>>101328130
I don't understand
>>101328260
Dude, you might have a problem...

>>101329525
>5 minutes to silence your phone and position yourself to sit for 10 minutes with a mic next to your chest
>10 minutes recording
>Send to groomer mod who thinks he has a chance with you to do the rest of the work
>Profit

Nordic autism collab

I'd lick the lid but I wouldn't eat the yoghurt

>>101329878
what if you were eating your oshi's ass and you felt a very weird and nasty taste in your mouth
would you keep going and pretend like nothing happened, would you cum or would you cut contact with her immediately

>>101329692
I love my oshi too!!!

Aiiiiiieeeeee we're being raided again...

You telling me now those blonde chibi chuubas isn't that Peo chuuba doing a gimmick?

>>101329961
both are bat using her real voice (true) (real)

>>101329910
1 and 2

>>101329899
Joel's wife is so cute bros

>>101329976
based unironic coprophile

>>101329748
Get a new oshi then. One that sparks joy

>>101329686
Fat but she'd look decent if she ever exercised or put down the fork

>>101329797
>>101329987

summa u niggas is fucked in the head

>>101330060
stop making fun of my writing I'm tired

Haven't ejaculated in several weeks

>>101330110
The release will be rapturous

>>101329972
Bat is Ai and Ray is Yui

>>101330080
I was just replying to your quote with a quote scatbro...

>>101329892
You're too good at being a lazy whore anon, too bad you were birthed mayule

>>101330110
Am on the 2nd week of no cummies but Idk why I don't feel like jorking it.

>>101330191
This would be why the managers are always male

what have you done to make Tanya reconsider graduation

>>101330162
I didn't notice the quote below my You sorry

why hasn't the anny ritualposter made one in this thread?

Womp womp

>>101330206
I DMed her twice

>>101330205
And the fact that they're boyfriends, that's the 2 reasons.

>>101330217
Cause it's the schizo's bake and got the annybake deleted? Idk

>>101330206
Send her psychic warnings with my telepathy but it's not working. Same with my oshi, she still hasn't responded and left my mind messages on read.

>>101330110
you can really get cancer from that

>>101330277
Nice

>>101330206
Threatened suicide

Guys you can send your oshi a message with your mind go

>>101330323
I regularly tell her to shit herself

I hate mari

Am i the only one that hates seeing people post their merch on your oshi's arttag?
Taking a photo of a ugly plushy or keyring is not art.

>>101330323
I tell her to accept the deal from Fansly and start streaming there

>>101330217
I just forgot to

>>101330401
Some have specific tags for merch posts, especially plushies but I'm sure most vtubers are just happy to see people with their merch

>>101330296
>>101330266
>>101330237
Thank you for your service

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

>>101330323
>the chuubas compare notes and realize I’m sending sweet nice thoughts to them
>call me a whore
>they all hate me and they’re all so mean to me now :(

https://files.catbox.moe/u4o2w6.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/l50ajg.mp4

>>101330560
hey I masturbated to this scene earlier except it had Michi

>>101330538
BatAtRitualPosting

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)

>>101330560
Technically Layna should have pretty small breasts

>>101329356
Are they any good?

>>101330634
And a huge wobbly butt but artists loove giving her boobs

>>101330206
Offered money

>>101330647
Nothing wild. Just pj pics with a little bit of tummy

>>101330582
I just forgor OKAY

>>101330634
>pretty small breasts
maybe in the world where milky is considered average

>>101330634
nah they should be even bigger

>>101330699
yet when artists draw them exactly this large she complains

do you think para knows…

Someone earlybake with Kirsche in the numbers I want to see how many threads he can get away with spamming

why do brown chuubas have models with white skin

>>101328971
Both of them are confident, funny, relatable, creative (Aethel with music and Vedal with AI), knowledgable in their areas of interest, and can be caring when it counts. I've also heard a lot of women like their voices. Vedal's fame obviously makes him more attractive to women, and Aethel has being a body builder going for him.

>>101330715
she is, unfortunately, a woman

I did not care for kitanya

>>101330544
Told you to only message your oshi anon why didn't you listen :(

>>101330724
All of them, dude's not just autistic on spamming he ban evades too kek

>>101329961
Peo's just gotten really good at doing a believable German accent and independently piloting two vtuber models at once.

>>101330724
Kirsche in numbers and OP and edition

>>101329374
No shot. Why would she be uniquely busy? She probably just doesn't want to associate with the Shondo circle anymore. She's above that now.

>>101330719
That I will fornicate with the plushie? I sure hope so

>>101330807
I hate people that do this. I was once in a highschool clique that did exactly this and tried to imply that me hanging out with my old friends was uncool so I dropped their ass. Utter faggy highschooler behaviour.

>>101330724
You mean right now?

>>101330727
Not all of them do

>>101330807
>>101330833
these posts have suspiciously similar typing styles

>>101330879
Want me to screencap the you to make you feel better that we're 2 different peeps?

>>101330727
You can be anything you want to be.

>>101330879
>>101330897

>>101330879
damn you got me

>>101330906
No, I cannot :(

>>101330929
>>101330931

>>101330929
If you don't use tomorrow you're mentally ill

>>101330977
Oh look at mister not-mentally-ill here lording his mental stability over the rest of us

Alright faggots it’s June which basically means summer is over and I have to arrange skebs for Halloween; which sexy costume do you wanna see this year and which chuuba do you want to wear them?

>>101331006
That's right that anon said I could be anything so now I'm perfectly healthy and I have no schizophrenia.

>>101331019
Anon summer ain't over till august your pumpkins are gonna rot in the heat

>>101331019
Santa Bat

>>101331019
Anny in pig suit please

>>101329435
Layna anons had a melty when someone said that about her ASMR channel that rots for a month after every other upload but it's true. Chuubas will stream 4 hours a day, 4 days a week, cancel streams for tummy hort, unload most of the work on their manager, then claim they're busier than streamers that stream 6-8 hours a day, don't have managers, and still have day jobs.

>>101331019
Snuffy in a mummy costume that barely covers the goods

>>101331087
The tummy hort shit is insane honestly, I seriously doubt 90% of them happen to have the worst cramps in the history of cramps. Some may but not the majority of them, that's just an excuse.

sex with Giri's fat tits

>>101331019
Heres my idea, it's a dual costume. Basically Saruei is naked and I'm wearing her around my dick

>>101331131
Yeah me

>>101331148
peepee peepoo

>>101329167
I wasn't prepared for Pauline's design she's cute as hell

>>101331148

You guys think chuubas would like to tune into their viewers lives and watch em?

>>101331148
Why hasn't anyone from phase denounced the actions of the person bringing a shotgun to a protest

>>101331148
has she commented yet about the shotty?

>>101331148
>>101331190
Hold on lemme grab my rifle

>>101331196
Because they were busy having 30 orgasms to it

>>101331148

>>101331202
Said she doesn't want to talk about it

>>101331196
They don't want to ostracize their target audience

Honestly? Emotionally comforting Pippa
Then cuddlefucking

>>101331221
Honestly, the best thing to do here. How the fuck does she keep getting these weirdos?

>>101330401
Mine has a dedicated tag for stuff like that.

>>101331194
What would that even look like?

>>101331194
My oshi eavesdrops on her viewers hanging out and streaming things on her discord

>>101331282
They had a little icon in their chats and they click it and now they watch what they do in their computers when they're on em.

>>101331261
Yep, she isn't responsible for what one of her fans does, at most she should do a vague violence is bad maybe stretch to different opinions can exist alongside each other thing.

>>101331290
Periwinkle is the best

>>101331290
You think she chuckles on bed while swinging her feet behind her listening to her viewers?

>>101331194
yes to laugh at the sad cucks with her bf

>>101331120
Half of my coworkers are women, and none of them ever call off because they're on their period. It's not a valid excuse for most women that work real jobs, let alone streamers. I laughed out loud when Layna asked Ray how he stays consistent, and he said that his job is easy, and it isn't fair to cancel streams because he's feeling a little off because normal people can't do that.

>>101331120
this ligga has never had period cramps

>>101331361
Have you?

>>101331335
I'm trying to be wholesome anon jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez JEEZ LOUISE

>>101331342
I know man it's fucking retarded I have female friends and they're never "woops gotta cancel hanging out with youse because my stummy ummies make me uwu"

Easiest way to make Pippa orgasm?

>>101322874
you were right, Inis canceled because sleepy, so new schedule

Now: vivi
off:Nina, Shondo, Inis, oli, saru, lucy, tanya

>>101331369
Yeah he has, his ass keeps bleeding and cramping.

Italian woman love

French woman love

>>101331342
Fallen should take notes

>>101331381
show up dressed up as that one professor in whatever Pokemon game he's in? I still find it odd that pippa wants to dominate the guy.

>>101331449
I am not responsible for that bake

>>101331361
Most women don't get cramps so bad they can't sit down for 4 hours and play video games. They also don't get sick or get food poisoning every other week. Chuubas are just lazy.

>>101331466
Colress? He was a minor antagonist, weird she fixated so hard on him

>>101330724
>>101330805
Ask and you shall receive.
>>101331449
Yes, it is an early bake, but make kirscheschizo livid is a sacred duty and I have to go in like 20 minutes, so...
Also, this is my first ever bake.

>>101331494
>weird she fixated so hard on him
She really likes blonde white guys (and girls)

>>101331480
I get cramps, or something similar, that bad and I'm a man.

I Love Lucy

>>101331473
But I am. I have nothing against you, annybaker, you can bake right after mine gets either nuked or hit page 10.

>>101331312
Yes

>>101331512
>She really likes blonde white guys (and girls)
that reminds me that she collected my fav cosplayer

>>101330130
honestly i find the first nut after a while is usually disappointing. but the second one? yeah thats the good stuff

>>101331522
It's all okay. I don't own baking

My french arthoe sidehoeshi went live

>>101331389
well fugg

>>101331558

that seems like an apt tag for the current situation

>>101331584
Kek

>>101331584
Which ligger has the funniest tag?

>>101331710
Reiyu

>>101331514
You are not bedridden for an entire day several times a month. If you are, you're unemployed. Most women don't get period cramps that bad, or get them as often as chuubas claim "tummy hort"

>>101331523
:) Thank you for the confirmation on the nice image.

Your joke wasn't funny

erm

Well damn

Burger

Guys what if your oshi called you ugly and then another chuuba chastized her and hugged you while you were crying and told you "to not listen to her"

>>101331974
Women I like being made to feel embarised or shamed for being mean is my fetish so I'd get hard. I love it in anime.

Wait is this why I love saru, because she often gets stuff wrong in games and then chat laughs and she tells them to shut up and moves on and I get hard?

What if you went retarded (clinically) and your oshi loved you more for it

Bros how do I accept a failed goon session to Lucy...

Chuubas will have you believe
>women can't leave their house without the risk of being raped or mugged
>they work 60 hours a week off stream despite having a manager, a talent agency, and a team of editors
>they can't spare 30 minutes to record something for youtube
>they have no free time at all
>their period cramps are so bad they can't get out of bed for 2 days
>they work harder than streamers that stream twice as much
>it takes them 2 hours to set up their stream
>taking a month long vacation for "mental health" is normal

>>101331974
>another chuuba chastized her and hugged you while you were crying and told you "to not listen to her"
I wouldn't fall for it
if one woman calls you ugly then you are ugly and the second whore is just trying to grift you

>>101332013
I wouldn't call it a fetish but a trope I like is when a woman loves a guy and is an absolute bitch to everyone but him. And she has issues not being shitty to him but she still tries. Really cute, really adorable, very nice.

>>101332020
I already tried this and it didn't work

>>101332050
She seems genuine and accompanies you the rest of the day though, no grifting alarms setting off. Would you think you're ugly or not

>>101331019
Sexy slutty adult snumpkin

>>101332055
Yeah but what if it worked hypothetically

>>101332014
>>101332014
>>101332014
Anti schizo bakes continue

>>101332046
>takes them 2 hours to set up their stream
I'm sure most of that time is spent masturbating
Plenty of vtubers have admitted to doing it right before going live
Some even do it during that 10-15 minute starting screen before unmuting

>>101332111
dyrbi?

>>101330323
dm me

Deme is visiting Italy
I hope she eats all the carbs

>>101330323
Sends flacid cock pic

>>101332130
I don't see why not I'm jerking off while the stream's live so it could be entirely possible.

can you retards stop early baking

>>101332072
>She seems genuine
she's not
she just wants my money

>>101332157
no one cares

>>101332195
7th page is not early mongo

>>101332046
sounds like something fallenshadow would say that fat lazy bitch

>>101332157
Deme is a stupid whore but I would love to fuck her model's tits, they're great. The see-through thing in her design is sexo.

>Watching Mako's stream
>discussing stupid expensive AI controlled mattress
If your mattress was this expensive, would you even want to risk breaking it by fucking on it? Would you buy a separate fucking mattress instead, or always insist on fucking on the couch?

>>101332234
we're barely at bump limit. i'm sick of having 3 /lig/ tabs open because you faggots are having bake wars over small changes in the op

>>101332251
shondo manages this while also claiming to have not had periods for nearly 5 years. impressive desu

>>101332290
Okay schizo

Guys, how do I stop being horny?

>>101332393
Jerk off

>>101332303
the next thread will hit bump limit before this thread archives. you are retarded.

>>101332393
ya gotta get the poison out

>>101332258
>AI controlled mattress
Like it can fold like a hospital bed?

>>101332130
Most of the admit to doing it before going live
Hell kronii has a clip of her forgetting to mute and going at it during her starting screen

>>101332046
bet the number of vtubers with secret addictions eating up their times is higher than we think
>extremely flexible schedule
>tons of cash to fuck around with
>tons of time outside of work
>somehow little conspicuous consumption
It has to be higher than the 0 we know of

>>101332491
clip?

>>101332449
AI controlled heating and cooling system within the mattress. It's meant to automatically adjust the heating and cooling based on your body temperature to prevent over or underheating during the night, but it seems to malfunction a lot.

>>101332491
i don't believe you

>>101332523
it's no secret that numi is an alcoholic

>>101332523
I had a rrat about normie streamers being addicted to drugs because of it, like streaming is the ultimate job for drug addicts to be enabled. If you have to suck smeggo off a cock for a line you can rethink that but if you just go online play a videogame and can buy 70 barrels of liquid meth for your breakfast then it's fucking BAD.

>>101332527
>>101332606
https://files.catbox.moe/1jhrvj.mp4

>>101332950
sounds fake

>>101332046
>it takes them 2 hours to set up their stream
Something I always admired about saru is that she can be in a voice call doing unrelated work and go "oh, I have to stream" and less than a minute later her stream is live. None of that 1h of sitting staring at OBS bullshit some vtubers do

>>101331965
Yes it was. Cry harder.

>>101332650
There was a time when most big flesh streamers were on Adderall, rationalizing it as "I have to be since everyine else does it and I'll fall behind otherwise" , not sure if it's still like that

>>101332972
because it is fake, someone from /wvt/ requested to make such vid and anon delivered

>>101333129
I actually thought it was real
My bad for spreading false videos then

>>101333164
>>61739137
here's the original post

>>101332777
IS THAT A

>>101333234 (me)
why the fuck does it links to this board lmao
i copied the post humber correctly

>>101333282
you gotta do it like this: >>>/board/postnumber

>>101333164
just go to desuarchive and enter the number from >>101333234 this post or search the link itself. the vid itself is 2 years old.

>>101333356
ah, shit, didnt know about that
thanks for the help

its NOT real? fuck dude, i hate you

>>101333413
our whole life is a lie, get over it