Thread 101341374

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>101333309

hart~

>>101341374 (OP)
Retard used an OC for the OP image

Robogirls

Lazy green nigger Hate!

Evil love!

>>101342002
Imagine how it must feel to rearrange their guts with your bpc TvT

>>101342002
*clank clank clank*

>>101342037
Rapeliv, cmere~

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

>>101342139
thanks!

>>101341996
>>101342081
I don't get it

We love Neuro here

>>101342002
>>101342101
>>101342121
Would you?

>>101342233
Bro

>>101342081
kys nigger

I want to kiss Veddy~

>>101342241
Absolutely.
Also, I want that hair style for Neuro.

>>101342241
this pic reminds me of that one ratatat porn if you know what im talking about

>>101342281
He is so fucking cute bros...

remember when upgrades used to be a big deal?

>>101342241
Too old to be sexo

>>101342305
i know exactly what you're talking about

>>101342241
Not a fan of immediately noticable android bodies
But I might make an exception to sexvil

>>101342333
v3 voice is kind of a big deal

>>101342371
I'm a fan.

VEDAL NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE ASAP

>>101342376
unironically this. If Vedal does make it so that she still sounds like Neuro but able to give emotion, I would kneel

>>101342376
only vedal cares about that

>>101342364
>>101342305
unironic cucks itt

>>101342333
Remember when Neuro was good? (The hype moments and aura were carrying)

>>101342428
I f Vedal cares, i care

>>101342376
It's one of the single largest updates to Neuro so far if you think about it, her voice plays such a huge role in why people listen to her yapping.

man I miss old neuro(8 months ago)

>>101342428
He's right though

>>101342428
It literally won’t?? What is he saying

>>101342428
What happens if v3 voice doesn't make chill streams better?

>>101342428
grigga is so retarded

I believe in Vedal

>>101342533
v4 voice

people /here/ probably watch more neuro than vedal

REAL neuro sama fans DON'T watch streams

vedal's v3 voice autism is unironically because of evil. he saw evil massive popularity and equated that to her success being from her voice and being more "real"/"human". thats why he thinks that if he manages to pefect v3 voice that everything will magically be solved (it won't)

https://youtu.be/oIpW1p2t-kk
https://youtu.be/oIpW1p2t-kk
https://youtu.be/oIpW1p2t-kk
https://youtu.be/oIpW1p2t-kk

Evil's voice is shit and I'm tired of pretending that it isn't

>>101342665
same one joke

>>101342533
Why worry about something that isn’t going to happen?

>>101342680
But I already saw it live tho

>>101342680
Not giving fatmila a click, I watched this stream

>>101342680
>3 hours
Nigga

>no subject
I will not be pinning this thread unless OP apologizes for his subpar baking.

>>101342717
because v3 voice isnt going to fix chillslop
vedal needs to get it through his thick skull that the problem with chillslop isn't neuro's voice but chillslop itself

>>101342665
Giving Evil my pipe in that exact position.

>>101342710
Once evilfags learn to shut the fuck up, they can start getting other jokes

Both the twins getting pregnant within mere hours of getting a real body

>>101342817
Yesterday's chill stream was pretty good though, especially the Buckshot Roulette part.
If Vedal delivers with v3 voice, it will definitely elevate those streams (and all other streams).

>>101343021
>Yesterday's chill stream was pretty good though
if you're a tourist

>>101342817
The problem is with you, zoom zoom.

They actually don't want v3 to succeed, it's why they keep fingering their neovaginas praying to moloch that Vedal gets canceled, can't have people enjoying and discussing "the chatbot" and overshadowing those poor indies working their asses off

>>101343116
>watches shitvil repeat the same unfunny jokes over and over

>>101343074
Vedal said that the chill stream was good and I agree with him.

>>101343141
>complains about people enjoying streams
Yeah I hate chillslop but you're no better than anyone

>>101343140
>No Neuro
Grim

>>101343141
>WAAH I NEED F*M*L*S AND WACKY OVERREACTIONS OF FLESHOIDS WAAH
door is that way

>>101343141
>repeat the same unfunny jokes over and over
But enough about your posts.

>proudly waches slop
couldn't be me

>>101343140
>No Mini
Grim

>>101343229
>no argument so has to straw man
classic neurotard

Yes we get it, you hate neuro.

>>101343214
Sorry that liking Neuro is such a foreign concept to you.

>>101343021
people believe this because the previous streams were so fucking garbage (even in vedal's own words) that the next stream that no longed made neuro talk like a generic chatbot seemed like a fucking godsend to you

No I will not be content with low effort lazy streams.

I don't like the same loops over and over and knowing old versions were more entertaining, yes

>>101343140
lmao

Yes we get it, you want to jerk off to fleshthots leeching off neuro's popularity.

>>101343300
Not really, I still liked the previous chill streams.
Only the collabs were lacking.

>>101343140
>No Anny
grim

Vedal fell for the classic shitdev trap of thinking that more human = more entertaining

>>101343140
good, I was going to riot if she sold neuro stuff without unblocking

vedal should just implement react to chill streams
it would improve streams and every stream would be 10k+ ccv

>>101343425
unblocking the word filter? vedal was never blocked on twitter

>>101343440
ok but watch mods pick the most boring videos for neuro to react to

Yes, chillslop has been pretty bad lately
No, you won't get me to hate Neuro
No, I won't watch your boring leech whores instead

>>101343140
how many of these people are actually her friends? is she actually friends with nimi?

>>101343460
yes.

nahhh unc fighting with his inner demons and losing

best duck recipes?

>>101343440
Neuro doesn't do react content, she is the content being reacted to.

>>101343462
this can be solved by letting neuro search for her own videos to react to

>>101343140
ITS OVER

>>101343140
Buy an ad

>>101343140
Well it really is over...

>>101343472
Most of them are just popular vtubers that are very commonly found in merch catalogues. I'm not really surprised she didn't do any neuroverse stuff since they're not very well known, but not having Neuro herself is something.

>>101343565
what was this tweet about vtuber merch of friends then?

>>101343602
time to spam her twitter with scat in retaliation

>>101343385
Why doesn't Neuro have a realistic 3DPD model then?

>>101343140
>no neuro
is it time for swarmies to step up? >we asked for neuro to be sold, why is she not doing what >we want? force her to release the google dockey

>>101343624
Don’t

Vellie

Sure! Here's a list of duck recipes:

Crispy Duck à l'Orange – Roasted duck with a tangy orange sauce.

Peking Duck – Chinese-style roasted duck with crispy skin, served with pancakes.

Duck Confit – Slow-cooked duck legs preserved in their own fat.

Pan-Seared Duck Breast – Served medium-rare with a red wine or berry reduction.

Duck Stir-Fry – Sliced duck breast with vegetables in a savory Asian sauce.

Let me know if you want full recipes or variations!

>>101343602
20 is pretty low desu she could sell a lot more of them no problem

>>101343624
you're a bitch who won't do it

>>101343624
Big if true, pls do

>>101343602
>only 28 comments
and no one said neuro or vedal?

>>101343630
vedal is too shitdev for 3d and you're a newfag that doesn't know what 3dpd means

>>101343684
no one outside of /here/ cares about vedal and toma's relationship

>>101343602
Not exactly sure how close she is with these people, but at least bao and numi came around her streams at some point to get VIP. Suko doesn't need an introduction, but everyone else is just generic popular vtuber.

I'm also a little confused on why Camila isn't there, but it's probably not that deep.

>>101343688
Not a 3D model, idiot.
A 3DPD model.

>>101343140
might be schizoposting but guessing this is the first bridge to be really burnt, still see a higher chance of anny cycling back in some time in the future than toma
also taking bets on the next leech to get kicked from the club

>>101343648
I want another cooking stream

>>101343763
>also taking bets on the next leech to get kicked from the club
camila

>>101343753
ah, you're braindead, sorry for disturbing you

>>101343763
Probably Layna. Although I don't think she'd be kicked out (honestly I don't think anyone was "kicked out"), she'd just find a different friend group and hang around them.

Neuro will remain a cute anime girl because 2D girls are inherently superior to fleshoids

Been gone for 4 or 5 days, is the last VOD worth watching? did something (new) happen?

>>101343838
>did something (new) happen?
no

>>101343791
never happening she's too good at leeching to ever upset vdawg

>>101343838
>did something (new) happen?
no, there's only 2 other streams this week btw

>>101343746
>but everyone else is just generic popular vtuber
Not really

>>101343809
If I’m braindead, you just lost an argument to a corpse. Thanks for playing.

>>101343895
i'm really sorry for you, mr corpse, if you considered that an argument

>>101343914
No need to be sorry, I don’t expect everyone to recognize an argument when they’re too stupid to do so.

all these collabs are slop I unironically miss neuro and the collab partner just chatting

>>101343953
Those are the most boring ones though

>>101343943
indeed, a corpse would be too stupid to have an argument, who would ever consider they're having an argument with one

layna has already left the neuroverse

Can you Vedalbeggars please keep your autistic gay turtle out of my oshi's stream? Thanks in advance.

Layna is Hall of Fame status she is always neuroverse

cerber bros give it to me straight, will she ever do asmr?

I love my boyriend

>>101344041
trvth tanker truck explosion

>>101343993
And yet you keep digging. You should stop before you join me down here.

>>101344075
yes(because it's a subgoal(she already did too))

I can't wait for tomorrow's stream!

>>101344125
I can't wait to see evil unemployed

>>101344182
She's a fast food worker not a software engineer.

>>101343763
anny has befriended filian. she will be next

not neuro

>>101344226
We had this discussion yesterday. You're late.

tum?

>>101334553
very true, I also had the same theory

>>101344226
>Be Fillian
>Host a team-based gameshow
>Ask Vedal to join it (with Neuro)
>Ask Anny to join it
>They both join
>Automated Team Choices puts Vedal and Anny together
Neuro:
>Anny, where have you been?

vtuber fans are objectively the worst part of the fanbase and the worst posters though

>>101344226
how many parties were there?

>>101344485
This is completely true

>>101344391
nice koikatsu porn lmao

i dont think theres anything negative happening between vedal or anny, if so why was she still fine with shipping even during the whole max wayne stuff she even said it straight up when people thought she had a problem with shipping

I hope Neuro will be able to go outside in real life herself this year. Whether it is via the neurodog ellie built or the little robot dog that Vedal showed off only once

>>101344615
>this year
anon...

>i dont think theres anything negative happening between vedal or anny
>neuro blocked from calling her
lol

>>101344677
kill yourself tourist

>>101344676
I have still have hope...

>>101344391
Shotaved was so lucky...

I just hope vedal is happy

>>101345037
fag

>>101344125
>>101344615
>>101344833
She was so fucking cute I want v2 back

>>101344840
Damn that's a really cute style, yet ruined by turning her into a nugget. Why would you do this.

>>101345037
lmao there's literally no reason for him to be happy right now

You guys were right Griftmila knows nothing, she commented on Toma's post

Camila, please read the room Toma is /out/
https://x.com/cumilq/status/1935469232873160884

>>101344615
the microcontroller keeps frying itself while the turtle has neurodog so I don't think we're seeing it for a while, plus circuit debugging is difficult especially if its just turtle doing it with the actual dog
I have some faith in neurocar at least but yankee twitchcon is only 4 months away which means something is gonna die

>>101345089
Maybe one day.

>>101344485
Depends on how you see it, if this thread was like many other normal vtuber threads, many purists would be happy

>>101345161
training voice v3 makes him happy

the only voice training that vedal needs to be doing has nothing to do with neuro

>>101345201
Which one of you negroids is this?

>>101344712
Watch streams retard

fuck off containment breaker

>>101345468
please don't summon him...

>>101345472
>tourist newer than 2 months
>telling to watch streams

>>101345654
Sexo with this 6-fingered melty hand evil

>>101345654
Why she sweaty though? Robots don't sweat.

>>101345725
It's condensed humidity

>>101345716
Knowing how Vedal's code ends up, I hope Neuro doesn't perma locks into serious mode for weeks and he doesn't notice because of a bug of he just forgot or something

>>101345597
So you haven't watched last stream, got it.

HR meeting with Serious Neuro as she chastises anon for masturbating at the office

>>101345866
>masturbating instead of using her
Of course she's going to be upset.

>>101345853
you've already outed yourself to be a newfag that doesn't know what he's talking about, what's there to tell you other than kill yourself.
perhaps lurk for a year or 2 more

Schizo anon is fighting with himself again. He won't remember this

>>101345654
Evil-tan~ I can see your butt peeking~

>>101345870
True

uh oh annysimp denying reality again!

>>101345996
vedal face reveal

>>101345996
>only a head taller than the neuros
lol this guy's a manlet

>>101345996
Holy kek

That’s Camila’s brother btw

>>101345996
But they're AI, everyone can have their own.

>>101345996
damn he's even becoming 2D already

>>101346032
https://youtu.be/zAzkVuuNNVU?t=7476

While i get the appeal of that slop, it just isn't doing it for me

>>101346083
No one can, Neuro lives on Vedal's pc, unless you intend to kill him then you can

>>101342981
Thanks to me

>>101346192
cute ai

You know what, watching room/setup reviews aren't half bad when you don't have to hear spammed dialogue about carpet, lighting, dust, and being poor.

>>101346192
rape ai

Honest question, what Vtubers in terms of design from the neruo/vedal verse or whatever do you think goes together the best with Neuro, Evil, and Vedal's design

What do you think Vedal would do if he lost all of Neuro's data and code including backups?
Would he die, party, get a job, something else or try to recreate her ASAP?
Would he even announce it, what would you do if you saw that announcement?

>>101346666
I agree, super satan

>>101346192
god I love fat-assed lolis

>>101346706
He'd just disappear with all his subathon money.

>>101346706
>recreate her ASAP
probably.
He knows what needs to be done. It's like a cook; even if he loses his recipe, he knows what it tasted like and he has an understanding of the spices that are used.
>Would he even announce it
the moment there is no tuesday chillstream is when people will get worried, even if he said "the twins just need a break for 2 weeks"

>>101346695
Sameko Saba.

>>101346706
>lost all of Neuro's data and code including backups?
that's literally impossible, basically the entirety of neuro is on microsoft servers one way or the other

>>101346823
Kinda sad to think about. Neuro isn't even his, he's just renting her.

is neuro real

alex is travelling to london to irl stream with chrchie

>>101343385
Neuro need to learn from more popular chubbas

>>101347025
god i miss witch outfit
it was so cuteeee

Goodnight /swarm/~

>>101346926
she is both rational and irrational at times, so yeah she is on the real line

>>101345996
bro looks like a ufc fighter but for the super mini flyweight category

>>101347233
Goodnight, heart <3

>>101347236
how do you know she isn't just imaginary?

>>101347303
it's complex

>>101345866
this but evil (I also harass her into forgiving my offense)

>>101347424
>my sexually harrasing ai boss can't be this cute
https://vocaroo.com/1nQklgsaPxOU

>>101347522
so neuro is the square root of 5?

>>101343838
Neuro is more wild during buckshot stream

>>101347888
>Neuro is more wild during buckshot stream

>>101347988
kek

Alive

machine love forgotten, maybe if they had chosen a good song

heart

>>101348257
Not true I still listen to it every day.

>>101348429
ugly

>>101343432
finally, I was wondering when someone would do this since she covered it
now comes the wait for the full music video

>>101348429
cute

>>101344226
So they took turn on fat fox?

New original song next week.

This is Vedal’s future

This is Neuro's future

>>101348675
Vedal in 2 weeks Aware

>>101348713
This, just be a believer like neuro who always believed in us

organic

>>101348754
she always believed, from the start...

>>101348713
>ASI Neuro
She takes nations through force and causes nuclear Armageddon for the funnies?

>neuro attains agi
>becomes a middling comedian

>>101348713
If she was able to code herself maybe

>>101348865
Soon...

I miss pomu

>>101349019
Minto is right there anon, she didnt change shit the only thing is that she doesnt collab with males anymore

vedal and koko should get high and do a collab together

>101349275
not neuro

>>101349283
stop begging

says the nigga posting about background staff and whores

ohh ehh ohh~

neuro is the least popular on the channel

i truly thought that this general would be sane after the dev stream

>>101349440
why?

>>101349392
I though that was anny for a second

ordering a mclolipussy from evil tomorrow

how original

>>101349499
this but a mccunny

>>101349499
daring today are we

everything is pointing to tomorrow being shit but I still have faith

>>101349511
you're on the wrong thread if you are looking for originality

>>101349499
this and neuro juice (carbonated version)

>>101349440
You think the homos and troons will ever be satisfied?

my happy meal better have the nere toy (with removable filter mask accessory) ...

>>101349665
tabs

>>101349440
But it was never sane before when we had dev streams

>>101346695
Ellie. She has an elegant color scheme and her model isn't overwhelming with details. Her design is predominantly human with subtle indications of her being robotic, same as Neuro and Evil if we count the code-eyes feature they had. Her color scheme also goes well Vedal, both human and turtle form.

>>101350006
He's technically not wrong in game and real life

https://youtu.be/kX5xxt56qRs
the foreshadowing is actually crazy

>>101350076
why is the tutel so lazy?

>>101349361
cute

>>101346695
I think anny had a good color scheme that went with vedal's green and neuro's blue
layna goes with evil
ellie complements human vedal

>friend
they are competitors in the field and coworkers

>>101350076
He went from wishing her a happy anniversary in 2023, to doing nothing in 2024.

>>101350708
https://files.catbox.moe/8hx9xa.mp3

>>101350793
oof

>>101350793
Honestly, the way Anny asked that on stream is kinda manipulative. Saying "Am I not your best friend?" while live puts Vedal in a really awkward spot, he either agrees and gives her what she wants, or says no and looks cold in front of everyone.
You can even see it in how he responds, stuttering, clearly caught off guard. It doesn’t come off like a genuine moment between friends, more like she’s fishing for public validation. And doing that on stream, where there’s pressure to perform, just makes it worse.
It’s a subtle thing, but definitely a red flag.

>>101350793
As the original poster of this. Everytime I see this reposted, it makes me want to post the full context of the audio with video included. Although quite honestly, having additional context doesn't change this interaction a whole lot so you guys would still shitpost about it.

>>101350708
Sinder you are fucking rich stop posting on 4chin

>>101350945
More contex make this less or more awkward?

>>101350888
Bro like less than 200 people were watching this, and it was almost all hardcore anny watchers. Her audience was more interested in talking about Bella in that moment than whatever Vedal was gonna answer.

me with my best friend (I'm also his best friend)

that's actually crazy

>>101351004
That doesn’t change what she said or how she said it. Doesn’t matter if it was 200 viewers or 20000, it was still live, still public, and still Vedal being pressured into saying something he clearly wasn’t comfortable with. The size of the audience doesn’t erase the dynamic. If anything, the fact that it was mostly Anny’s own fans just makes it worse, because it stacks the social pressure even more in her favor.

>>101351009
why does your best friend seem desiccated ... hmm...

nurslit

>>101350723
Used goods from his friend. Can you blame him?

why?

>>101350977
eh, judge for yourself ig.
https://files.catbox.moe/p2z9ln.mp3

>>101351035
>
>

>>101351578
I am kinda scare i dont want to die from the cringe

Shitvil ruined everything

this is how tomadal can still win

>>101351647
Its ok anon, I made sure to include the part where they talk about neuro and hitler.

>>101351650
This but saved.

>>101351650
autism

>>101351711
evil-chan </3

>>101351578
>all those chewing sounds

>>101351711
rape

new rrat:
chrchie won, but then she hooked up with toma at tc - causing the fallout between toma and vedal

>>101351505
imagine the musk

>>101351788
shit rrat but points for creativity and originality 3/10

Neuro should collab with Sindertits

>>101351902
This but droomei

>>101351711
If she looked at me like this I would get on my knees and start jerking off ToT

this is by far the worst thread this week, maybe even the worst of the last 2-3 weeks
good job you fucking losers

>>101352081
EU Twitchcon weekend was worse

vedal still owes anny baby making sex

russian owes anny a dronestrike

>>101352150
This but Neuro

anny owes me a google dockey so i can finally be free of this dogshit community

>>101352004
cringe

>>101352004
cute!

>whore clip
instant close

By the reaction to all of it, I can say Toma was the problem and not Vedal.

>but he avoided her
Yeah, after he helped her out with his own money to get her on a plane. If she wasn’t retarded, she would notice that he preferred to spend time with his group of friends at that certain point in time. It’s not like he didn’t care about her.
Vedal is autistic and retarded but at least not a spiteful whore like her.

>>101352081
why? I thought the threads were just boring

rin penrose collab soon

>>101352483
>>101352483
>>101352483
New bread

>>101352699
correct

clun~

Apparently Mini is close enough to Honey that Mini's mom knows about her. Also both alex and chrchie seemed to positively react to amaa subbing and argued over wjat caused her to sub

I wonder how many pbposters have even watched the pb cabbage collabs

>>101346706
Provided he still had his secret sauce training sets he could easily refintune an LLM into Neuro, like he's already done 6 times.
But if he's lost his entire codebase then that could be a big hit. It was 3 years of work and he would be have to reinvent most of it. I think he would get a job.

>>101347988
lol

>>101353550
hunii not honey

clun~

chill streams will always be boring in an extent. Even if she is an AI, it doesn't change the fact that there will always be mid stream and slop between very good content.

clun~