Thread 101342152

Mori Calliope, singing with KAF today.

https://x.com/kaf_info/status/1934522107427471487

I am gonna meep all night from lack of morp

what the fuck is this ass backwards way to watch the concert?

>>101342393
It's called they handed over a bag of cash to do it inside the app to promote it.

>>101342459
Then fucking put it as a stream within the app and not as a screen on a tv in a secret room in a shitty second life clone.
The app has streams of its own.

>>101342476
Sexy classes paid off

Remember to love your Mori

I want to find a cute femboy cosplaying as Mori and kiss him and maybe even hold his hands after the concert.

Fuck Mori!

>>101343267
That's the plan ;}

Remember to love Pink woman

>>101342524
please understand nips are retarded it's why they're dying out

>>101342476
>legs spread
whore

>>101343789
>Legs spread
>her legs are actually crossed
Damn not only are you a mudhut dwelling ESL retard, you are fucking blind too.

>>101343872
why so mad debbie?

Mori is a woman of modesty.

>>101347016
This is unironically pretty true

>>101347016
I like my morbis shy

>>101347398
That looks dangerous

>>101348265
It's ok, they're all trained professionals

Mori loves the Demon Doggos (just gotta keep an eye on them sometimes.)

Have any of you guys downloaded the app thing yet?
What's the process like?

>>101349943
You choose and avatar and link your account to it. Havent done much else yet

>>101342152 (OP)
kaf mogs her singing tho

>>101350034
That's it?
Is there like a waiting room/lobby you have to join?

>>101350266
It's under the "Worlds" tab and is at the top

In life there are many meeps, but few Morps
My father used to tell me this

>>101349943
>What's the process like?
You download reality.app, install it, open it, link an email (any throwaway should work; I wanted to link my twitter first, but the terms of service allow them to post shit and follow people for you so I noped out), choose an avatar, while ignoring the gachashit ads.
Then you navigate to the Worlds tab, which is roughly in the same place on the home screen you'd find membership tab on youtube, and tap Osaka Pavilion.
You're in! You can shift perspectives with the person-shaped button, walk around with the circle on the left, jump with an up-arrow button on the right, and drag your finger across the screen to rotate the camera.

Mori's in Kronii's chat btw

>>101352499
You can pan the camera off center with double finger drag too so you can view screens better

>>101352584
Deathklok winning

>>101352584
>>101352637
I know it's a pipe dream but now I really wanna see them do a couple rounds together someday
I'll still accept these crumbs regardless

>>101353019
I do kinda hate Mori's mentality with regards to collabing with people who's she close with (i.e she prefers to hangout IRL with them)
It highkey screws us out of some many fun pairing like Deathclock

>>101353218
It's a weird-ass brainworm but I sorta-kinda also get her not feeling like every interaction should be milked for content
That being said it does seem like if they planned a collab ahead of time she'd be cool with it

>>101353405
Yeah, I get the logic and respect her stance on not wanting *every* interaction to be milked
But its like, Morp buddy would it kill ya to ask for a 1-on-1 collab more than once a year? lol

>>101353948
for what it's worth Gigi seems to be bringing her out of her shell in that regard

>>101354560
Maybe this will be something for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6zDW0NVmKw

we haven't talked about mori's huge tits enough lately

How the actual fuck can I watch this concert on the reality app?

>>101355342
This anon explained it >>101352499

https://x.com/moricalliope/status/1935615489302302903
They put a guide on how to watch it and where to watch it

Someone on the Tower thread posted m3u8 if you can't get the app working btw

>>101355426
I clicked on that but its just showing my avatar and I cant click on anything else

This sounds like complete bullshit

>>101355840
do you see a ui or did you load into the world?

They paid a ton of money for this concert to shill this bullshit?

>>101355890
It was just my network, I'm in the world now, but I have to figure out how to pass audio through this screen copy app since I dont want to use my phone speakers.
Also its kinda bullshit that I cant watch this in landscape

>>101355891
Whatever, Mori gets a bag and gets to do a concert for us which she loves doing.

She better not fall for any of this bullshit

>>101355936
Nigga you can tell they are both trying very hard to hide her disinterest lmao.

>>101355908
i'm watching on a samsung tablet and dex allows me to resize the screen to widescreen. not sure if you can find another way to force it

>>101355908
You can also Win+R "vlc https://reality-stream2.akamaized.net/data/hls/a6znbwb3ad7nt33p0d8ktauz1r_high/index.m3u8" if you have VLC player installed

>>101355936
>She better not fall for any of this bullshit
For some reason guys like you oddly think you're smart enough to talk down about Mori like this, when in reality you're barely more sentient than a slug, it's intriguing stuff tbhdesu

>>101356010
You're a dumbass. And this whole thing is a made up scam, Monster Hunter AR aside.

>>101356025
What's the scam here about exactly? Wakaranai.

>>101356025
>Lack the ability to comprehend what I actually said; pivots to a lazy insult and just repeating himself
Comparing your intellect to a slug was actually an insult to slugs

>>101356070
Are you fucking kidding me? An ageing app that rates your hair and brain and body and gives you a video of yourself in 25 years dancing as if that's actually going to aid your health?

>>101356080
Fuck off retard.

>>101356098
Anon, it's a free thing being financed by the japanese government for the japan expo.

>>101356119
It's being presented as if it's real and not as accurate as a Which Harry Potter Character are You? Buzzfeed quiz.

>>101356098
You're honestly way too retarded to be trying to have this conversation
Go in enroll in an adult school instead of posting on 4chan

>>101356119
Why the fuck does the funding from the government matter?

>>101356136
Whatever, the worse it does is scare a few unhealthy people into being more healthy lmao

>>101356139
Fuck off squirmbeat

>>101356098
>An ageing app that rates your hair and brain and body and gives you a video of yourself in 25 years dancing as if that's actually going to aid your health?
Sounds like a gimmick, alright. But where's the part where they try to take my money? Aside from gacha and beer ads, that is. That's what people usually mean by scam, you know?

>>101356163
>squirmbeat
???
Stop posting retard and enjoy the concert lmfao

>>101356170
It's a scam to get you to do daily tests to get the best rating possible. And buy their suggestions to improve your ratings. Japan's medical scams are well known.

>>101356010
She is still a woman. they fall for anything.

>>101356199
>not using the m3u8

It's prerecorded.

>>101356195
Ah, so like selling food supplements? Naruhodo.

>>101356220
That and presumably selling user data on the side, but thats all modern apps not just this one

>>101356220
"Oh so good of ratings Middle age lady san! But your body rating went down to a C today! Better buy this new elecrto massage belt that eletruclutes your muscles into a most energetic state! It is guaranteed to improve your scores in less than a week!"

>>101356152
It's "worst" ESLbeat

>>101356278
>no counterargument

>>101356214
Is the one the right how it actually looks like in-game?
You have to watch it off a screen? wtf

>>101356291
You've already been passed up in the conversation because of how wrong you are. Work on your English.

>>101356303
>no counterargument

>>101356298
yeah and if you get too far it stops playing so I decided to at least get the center of the screen

>>101356322
Man, thank god someone pulled the m3u8

>Die For You
Neat, first live performance I think

This song is weirdly addictive

>>101356391
You know it's not live right?

RAWR

>>101356413
You know I what I mean lol

>>101356413
I hope you know what a "live recording" is anon. It's still effectively live singing.

>>101356455
The usually record the audio separate from the dancing.

Tide really should be a duet with KAF

I really ought to publish that Tide runner game. Its pretty much finished already

Anyone know what was the song Kaf sang 2nd?

>>101356528
eat the past - turn into the sea

>>101356552
thanks bro

>>101356308
>>101356291
Are you the same dumbass who spammed the thread yesterday with a made-up argument?
Fuck off

Wonder how long the concert will be.

>>101356576
No, but I saw your dumbass spamming quite a bit.

>>101356597
The fuck are you talking about? Are you just here to pick arguements?

Imagine a song in English where Mori just goes on a wild rant in the middle of it like KAF just did

>>101356611
You seem to be.

>>101356636
Okay. Just fuck off. Everyone would be better off if you never posted again.

>>101356630
I walked away for a few minutes, what'd she say?

>>101356649
Right back at ya

>>101356630
then papareaper cuts in and mori screams

>>101356630
ngl it sounds great in Japanese but probably because I don't understand it lol

>>101356651
It was part of the song, but it sounded like a she was having a breakdown if you dont know Japanese.

This concert has burned through 30% of my phone's battery.

Mori-san speaks english!?

>>101356702
Holy shit I just checked and mine burned through 20% while being plugged into my PC for mirroring and charging lmao

The new song is sounding great so far

I wish she had realistic hair physics rather than a floating ponytail that moves like it's plastic attached to her head.

>>101356782
hair is notoriously difficult to portray realistically in 3D since it relies on physics

>>101356799
Just have it not follow beyond a certain degree of head turning. When she turns her head sideways it doesn't stick and instead acts like her head is only 25% turned.

Rate it?

>>101356842
great concert, shit app

is it possible to download this?

>>101356851
I'm not very savy with tech, but could you use the m3u8 link to download it?

>>101356799
It's unfortunately a Mori-specific problem for the most part. Look at Suzy's sololive outfit with the long ponytail and those physics are pristine. My theory is modelers sometimes get lazy with the busty girls hair because they need extra physics added

>>101356842
Hype song selection, Mori's Donmai finish and Kaf's emotional breakdown were the best
Just wish the bitrate was higher, but I guess that's the best I can get all the way from Japan as it still lagged a couple times

I'll leave the other anon to do the full archive but for those itching to hear the new original:
https://files.catbox.moe/ubdnic.mp4

>>101357037
Sankyu leakbeat

gnite

>>101357168
Curls up by your side
Nini debbies

>>101357204
How am I supposed to sleep with the stink..

Mori and Kronii should do some Nightreign together
And then kiss

I rather she promote a hundred scam app then collab with filthy male eceleb

New Members post, you can recommend a movie to watch with her

>>101342152 (OP)
The making of

https://youtu.be/wmHSuiFs8z0
watchalong frame is up

>>101359884
Comfy night

>>101359320
I'm late, I wanted to recommend Mortal Kombat..

>just over half an hour and Spaceballs is winning by a landslide
Die Hard 3 bros, not like this...

>mori doesn't find char attractive
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1935279841726840890
I guess if it's not a asian manlet it's not in her strike zone

>>101362121
I feel like "genocide" might be on the list of things that gives Mori the ick

>>101362170
federation scum like you would never understand char's glories vision

>>101362242
But debbie.. I'm Char's #1 guy, I'll go to bat for Char

>>101362047
Does she like Star Wars? Feels like Space Balls is only funny if you grew up with the genre.

>>101363358
No.

I like Left For Dead Lullaby.

>>101363630
I like Cursed nights

>>101363801
Are you listening to it right now like I am?

was actually listening to overkill

I like Mori Calliope

Why the seethe over a ""scam""?

Mori thighs squeezing my head

>>101364325
Seconding this

>>101358690
Go talk about your mom elsewhere

>>101362121
Anon, literally the last male character she showed any real interest in was RE4 Leon, the exact opposite of that

>>101365379
Next you'll be okay with Mori promoting crypto scams

Man, why did I have to be asleep when people were deciding what movie to watch...

>>101365648
Diehard 3 stood no chance vs spaceballs

Rosemi's new outfit made me think she was Mori on first glance

>>101365709
I didn't even get to recommend mine...

>>101365587
don't care as long as she's not flirting with some male

>>101365422
https://youtu.be/3rioL1WjKNU?t=7031
https://youtu.be/3rioL1WjKNU?t=11004
ENEMIES
TO
LOVERS

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmHSuiFs8z0
this thumbnail is making feel things also what movie?

>>101367131
Probably gonna be Spaceballs unless Die Hard 3 can get >2000 votes in the next 6 hours

>>101367131
>this thumbnail is making feel things
I love when mori does unintentional gfe

>>101356308
>>101356291
How does this asshole not get banned?

>JWU
Holy SHIT Spaceballs won by a fucking landslide

>>101365709
She doesn't know star wars, this is idiots voting for themselves, not voting for what will be a good watchalong.

>>101368680
I watched it without watching starwars and still found a lot of it funny.

>>101368639
what rule is he breaking anon?

>>101368755
It's aged badly.

>>101368639
apply to become a meido

>>101342152 (OP)
>Mori Calliope, embarrassed by KAF today.

kek

>>101368793
Trolling for a hundred posts everything thread should get you permabanned

>>101368998
Where is the troll? You were both just having an autistic argument.

>>101369024
Not me
It's bullshit it eats up every single thread

>>101368998
anon the rules are more like guidelines so mods can vacation you when you piss them off.

>>101369109
Both should be banned then. The fact you targeted one side on an argument that happened almost 12 hours ago really makes me think it was you and you are annoyed the other person wasn't deleted while you were asleep lmao.

>>101369164
The guy literally reposting posts is the one who obviously is worse and picks a new target each thread. I don't think it's just two guys. I think it's one autist who comes here to troll and looks for any opinion to disagree with.

>>101369214
ok that must be you if you can't tell both are just as bad since he was feeding into it too lmao.

Deadbeats are STILL like this

>>101369271
Like I said, I think it's one autist who just comes to pick fights and a random opinion that may or may not have an autist that sticks with the fight.

>>101369338
Someone post the Simpson's deadbeat Willie picture

>>101368680
>this is idiots voting for themselves
Probably. Mori should realize that and just watch Die Hard 3.

>>101369338
only explanation I can think is that they want this thread to be faster than the other one even if it is full of shit. The type of people who missed teh schizos just because it made the thread fast.

>>101368639
Non-meme answer is the mods/jannies hate this board and purposely ignore the majority of trolls/shitposter, which is why Tower was able to absorb like 80% of /vt/ userbase in about a week

>>101369515
Mel Brooks does a good job of making it funny regardless of whether you're a fan of Star Wars, or just have passing knowledge through the general zeitgeist

>>101369520
that one debbie who tries to keep global alive

>>101369653
Honestly the fact one of the few people who stuck around there was a deadbeat of all people is crazy, even though he posts in both.

>>101369705
Two cakes, etc.

>>101369569
That leak really angered a lot of people

>>101369569
>>101369865
not really this board was just made up of reddit tourist that came here since it was the biggest place to discuss vtubers, if you been on this site long enough you would know that mods are always fags

>>101370661
Of course that's the baseline assumption, it was the "leaning towards actively malicious" part that annoyed people
I mean, we still have people (me, it's me) calling for abib's head over /a/ being enshittified by shounenshit generals and constantly nuking lobcorp threads on /v/ while letting rolling smash generals stay
Also the population of global was a bunch of pre-2016 board refugees that got tired of places like/a/, /co/ and /tg/ going to shit and this was a fresh start

>>101368854
You don't have any right to talk, because what's embarrassing is you fucking up your shitpost and posting it in the yt chat during the preview last night.

>>101370751
Yep, /vt/ seemed to lure a lot of oldfags who left this place long ago coming back after the spark of a new hobby and needing a decent place to discuss.

>>101370902
Why would I post on whoris yt chat?
It's actually funny because I now know that someone had exactly the same thought as me.

>>101371205
Lmao, the seanigger is embarrassed

>>101371205
>This dogshit deflection attempt
It's actually impressive how you come up with new ways to be a pathetic retard, SEAchama

>>101371205
No, he's right guys. Nothing unique or new about his way of posting, trolling, and dumbassery .
They all have the same dna, right down to their pathetic attempts of deflection and temper tantrums when they're so called antics get the most mildest of pushbacks or worse, when nobody cares.

What's whori's fanbase called again? They've got to be most sensitive pricks of all. I'm trying to get banned, and whori's cucks are the only ones taking the bait.

>>101370751
>"leaning towards actively malicious"
That has been always the case as well.
>calling for abib's head over /a/ being enshittified by shounenshit generals
Should you blame moot for that? He started the whole thing.

>>101371752
You REALLY underestimate how monumentally retarded the average /vt/ troll is tbhdesu
That's quite literally the same M.O that got that one retard from a couple a months ago and his mom doxxed lol

>>101372254
Hm, I don't see how our statements conflict. I was just making fun of him not because I don't think he wasn't the guy posting in chat but deflecting to "others" having similar views is a bigger self-burn than admitting to doing it.

>>101372254
That shit was funny as fuck. He even went on a tirade after how he wasn't afraid then stopped posting shortly after. I bet someone sent his mom his twitter history lmao.

>>101371752
>when nobody cares
You did.

>>101372440
Ah ok then yea, that we agree upon lol

wait fembeats have big tits
https://x.com/fawnnfie/status/1935727414887239813

>>101373613
>Just graduated high school (18)
>Already has double-d cup sized breast
Jesas.....

>>101373839
just like her oshi...

>>101373839
>lives in my state
>but is taken
>and also literally 20 years younger than me
Haha I am in existential pain

>>101373839
Holy milkers
>18
Wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmHSuiFs8z0
why is Mori showing us her pits in the thumbnail?

>>101375228
because she a pitslut

>>101375258
has she finally embraced being a pitslut?

>>101373613
Damn! God bless the lesbeats.
>Her gf wants a Gigi cosplay
Fucking lol. No Mori or "Mori" is safe from the Gremlin.
GIRL YOU KNOW I-I-I

>>101375258
she is my pitslut

>>101375388
"our" pitslut debbie

>>101373930
SACABAMORPIS

>>101375734
Cover when?

>>101375281
When 2/3rds of all your outfits feature exposed armpits, you kinda don't have a choice

>>101375805
Did not realize it was a song. Will now be stuck in my head.

6 minutes till meeping starts

I don't even think Spaceballs is funny

>>101376478
Y not?

Mori's gonna laugh at the Druish jokes

>>101375350
This reminds me that Twitter sowed me the other day a different fembeat and femgrem that hooked up recently too. They're just making their own gremreaper now.

>>101376570
I'm not 60 years old

>>101376620
KEEP MEEPING, ASSHOLES!

>shitty American genetics
girl there is no such thing you are Italian. They have the fastest metabolisms in the world. you have an American diet

This should be Hitchiker's guide

>>101376733
She's also currently on a cutting plan.
Once you get to maintenance, then you have a bit more freedom in what you eat so long as you meet your targets

>Prime has ads on paid tiers now
Fucking hell Jeff...

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>101377123
Is the new pokemon series good?

My favorte part of every Mori watchalong is the like 1-3 minutes of her false-starting when she's gonna star the movie kek

>Mori muted her eating sounds
NOOOOO MY SPECIAL MEMBER PRIVILEGES

>>101368680
You were sayin', bitchbeat?

SHE LOVES IT

>>101377480
Yeah, you heard her, she thinks she remembers "some of it"

>>101377480
I feel like anyone who thinks Mori wouldn't get a kick out of slap-stick and crass humor, doesn't know Mori very well lol

>>101371752
This is the most reddit as fuck response I've ever read on 4chan.

>>101378137
I still remember the laughing fit she had over the "idunno" bit in Kung Pow

>WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT
Every fucking time kek

>We'll all meet in space balls 2: the search for money
I REALLY hope they call it that

Thinking of the alternate timeline where Sana never graduated and referenced this after getting her maid outfit...

>it's gone from suck to blow!
UAAAAAAAH

>>101356630

Was it this song ? I couldn't watch the live https://youtu.be/vK1CzLBEAkA?si=auBBfVE_E6l5cwvU&t=178

>>101379313
>Was it this song
Yeah this one of them she sang but there also another one as well

That was fun
I love watching movies with my Morbi

>>101380384
She really loved the movie, she's super duper cute during watchalongs when she gets excited

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https://youtube.com/shorts/8sQsjQgl1A8
New Mort

>>101381601
>Tfw no Mori GF to kill your sleep paralysis demon

>>101381601
wow, he is literally me

>>101381601
I'm cute as FUCK, yo

My dream is to become Mori's trainer and convince her to go full muscle-mommy

>>101381962
I aspire to be as cute as this

I cant believe we got bonebros crumbs today

>>101384916
Was actually really cute that she still remembers teasing the idea of doing a Boss Nigger watchalong with her all these years later lmao

>>101373930
stop posting here boomer

born to meep
forced to morp

One must imagine with engorged vainy breast leaking milk

>>101387971 (me)
imagine *Mori* with engorged vainy breast leaking milk

>>101387971
>>101387986
Just a singular one?

>>101388093
Yeah, just one
Like a water fountain

One must imagine Ci with engorged vainy breasts leaking milk

One must imagine the femanon reading this with engorged vainy breasts leaking milk

>>101389177
Oppai loli Ci.. I kinda want this now

>>101389723
Imagine their pits

>>101342152 (OP)
Why is Mori so awesome?

>Darkest Dungeon
huh, that seems kinda random

>>101393126
neat fun game once you get the hang of it, but really hard in the beginning

>>101394615
I hate management and jchad so much

I got my ticket!

>>101394615
People still use that bog emoji?

>>101394842
Lucky debbie, I gotta try tomorrow

>>101395189
yes? It's a classic. What I don't see often is the no salt emote

I don't like it when she talks to other males in games

>>101397111
Oh shit, it's still there. Had to go check if it was gone.

>>101394799
I think it was a matter of the studio never responding.

anyone manage to buy tickets?

>>101398843
yeah, Im going both days, Im now seriously thinking to search one for synchronize too if someone cant go

>>101398126
They had to buy a fax machine..

>>101399018
The fan meet discords usually have people with extras if you're looking

Mori Calliope is my girlfriend.

>>101402592
Fuck you, Gigi

>Darkest Dungeon
Kinda of a random but kino choice

>>101404758
I want to nuzzle my head between her soft luscious breast

>>101398843
No because this is the first time I'm hearing about presales, dude wtf

>>101405965
You don't follow the twitter or check the sale site beforehand? As for me, my friend managed to get Sunday for me. If I get Saturday during GA then I'll go, if not then I'll sell my Sunday ticket and save money

>>101407257
Been busy all week and just prepped my free time for this weekend. Thought it was just all out for tomorrow..

Wait, Gura graduated? When the fuck did that happen?

>>101408043
Coma-chama..

>>101408043
Where the fuck have you been? lmao

>>101408043
Did you just get out of north Korean prison?

>>101387986
too late Anon I already imagined you

>>101408043
Yup. She's finally getting into middle school!

>>101408043
You have any good dreams during your 3-month coma?

>>101412666
Why'd she do it bros?

doxxbeats, find that friend's fanart

mori calliope's big knockers

>>101413043
It was secretly Ina, just before they debuted

>>101413043
We actually never been able to find any super old art from that time since she deactivated her deviantart before she was anyone. Just the /a/ drawfag stuff

>>101413236
There's the scratch account

she sounds like she's in a really good mood, did she get some good news?

>>101414043
She's ovulating!

>>101414043
She's going to be going on vacation with holomems soon so probably that. She also got to to do a concert the other day which she always enjoys.

>>101414043
I told her she's beautiful in pre-chat today :}

>not allowed to gamble
>will only gamble while in town
holy fucking kek

This is an insane quirk list lmao

>>101415165
And bad gambler just to throw a extra fuck you kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNN4Hsccg-4&feature=youtu.be
>exposed pits
uhhh... guys? i think she's here

>>101414043
she hit the gg-spot.

>>101408043
LMAO NOT THE ALLEGORY OF THE CAVECHAMA

>>101414043
next album will be produced by the jap manlet

>>101416409
>by the jap manlet
which one?

>Mori fighting the Shambler
Isn't this a bit too earlier for one of those to spawn?

>>101417816
she's the one that spawned it though

thats kinda racist mori