Thread 101347618

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▼ Lia 鈴香アシェリア (EN)
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▼ Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ (JP)
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▼ Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり (JP + EN)
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▼ Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ (EN)
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▼ Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる (JP)
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▼ Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ (EN + JP)
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▼ Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ (EN)
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▼ Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)
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▼ Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]
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▼ Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)
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▼ Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)
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▼ Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)
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▼ Clio Aite クリオ・アイテ (EN)
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▼ MariMari_EN マリマリ (EN)
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▼ Eepy Sleepy イーピー・スリーピー (EN)
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▼ Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)
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▼ Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi
▼ Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな (EN)
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▼ Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)
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▼ Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)
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▼ Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ (EN)
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▼ Eimi Isami 勇エイミ (EN)
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▼ Muu Muyu むうむゆ (EN)
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▼ Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな (EN)
https://twitter.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina
▼ Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス (EN) [Hort]
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▼ Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ (JP)
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▼ Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ (JP)
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Previous Thread: >>101342825

Oh lord Uruka !

1st for Lumi should kill herself

where Pippa

the tension is rising

>>101347618 (OP)
I love valley girl ABGs

dizzy embracing the role of terrible manager as a reflection of her time as a terrible manager is cinema

Ember is pretty funny and good at roleplaying if she wants to

>>101347618 (OP)
I LOVE MY MOM

>>101347802
Here

>>101347802
she is still driving to san jose

I'm full and ready to be drained.

>>101347618 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/09eicm.jpg

>>101347843
Pippa said she wasn't going to offkai

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>101347827
your mom is an ANAL CUMSLUT

>>101347858
She also said she wasn't going to twitchcon.

>>101347843
She knows I will find her right?

>>101347858
>Pippa said
and you trust her? Despite saying herself she was gonna hang out with Filian at offkai? Really nigga?

>>101347802
Passed out from her drive and long masturbation session

what modpack is this right now.

also dizzy sounds annoying.

[Ember news] Speed. I am speed.

>>101347858
She literally said she was last night retard

>>101347873
Ok DJ

Why are they talking about piss cups

I'm just realizing that Dizzy is mocking Sakana because he sounds just like that, which is why Jelly is laughing so much

>>101347858
lol
lmao even

>>101347893
it's a modpack that jelly made, I don't know all of what is in it but it's a factory modpack
i love the drama, it's like a reality show

>>101347924
How often does wemi goon?

>>101347882
no one can catch the offkai phantom

Clio loves White P

>>101347798
L

>>101347950
Caught her at twitchcon

>Remember. There's no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in "Lumi." So let's spell "Lumy" with a "Y," as in "Y not SHARE YOUR PRIZES??"
Dizzy spitting BARS

>>101347950
Good post, good picture

>>101347948
>How often does wemi goon?
That's her constant state

>>101347938
Dizzy was a corporate OL who grinded hard and burned out. It's not just Sakana.

You guy aren't even partnered? I thought I was hanging out with refined individuals here.

>>101347924
I love Wemi

>>101347948
Wemi doesn't goon, she's said before she doesn't feel comfortable with the idea of it herself

For me, it's "value add," the best corpo phrase in existence

>>101348065
That's what they all say

>Assmanager, I will work hard to communicate my intent more clearly
Ember was born for the Mean Girl role

>>101347921
Gallons

>>101348110
Anon please go outside

>>101347858
She said she was going and was worried about buying merch directly from someone that blocked her on twitter
Yes she'll be spotted and people will take pics of her and she's retarded

>>101347921
Jesus what the hell is this from

>>101348110
Seething femanon please eat something nice

>>101348110
source? why does it say elfinlei
I think you're a fibber

>>101348110
No way that's Lumi

>>101348159
She did a stream shopping for stream assets, then did a stream showing them off. It was her last stream.

>>101348159
She did a fashion show last night

Antis are always wrong

>Dizzy
Dumb, loud, and narcissistic, intentions are good
>Lumi
switching sides, intentions unclear
>Jelly
overtly hostile, will crashout at some point
>Ember
is up to no good and not even trying to hide it

THE INTRIGUE

>>101348177
it popped up on my twitter and it made me think of lumi

im going to slap pippa right in her trailer park butt when i see her!

I wonder how many vtubers I will meet at offkai? I dont even know how many I met last year since Im not autistic and dont ask if someone is a vtuber

Lumi ruins every collab she's in. Sleepy should be here instead

>>101348306
Sleepy is busy getting split roasted

>>101348328
>split roasted
haha retardo

>>101348306
This but Jelly.

>>101348297
You'll cross a lot of them

>>101348297
90% of the women at offkai are vtubers.

I want to huff Pippa's sweaty butthole.

https://files.catbox.moe/byz3dp.jpeg

why does tonight suck

which one of your females should i ravage with my stinky penis?

all nights suck

>>101348432
The next two weeks are gonna suck

>>101348297
Why would you ask /here/? What do you want me to say? 3?
How am I supposed to know!?

This collab stream is actually fucking kino, bros

the exclusion bullying they do to lumi in these collabs really hits close to home sometimes

>>101348432
Con season. Worst time of the year for streams. Thankfully my oshi is a hag with a full-time job so she doesn't go to cons.

where's my oshi

Cliochama...

>>101348422
https://files.catbox.moe/5lqffz.png
I'll take her sweaty pussy

Anon should watch 500 Days of Summer

>>101348473
>2 weeks
It's going to be longer than that anon

>>101348543
Not caring about any of us obviously

Why does Jelly want to kill all Endermen on sight?

>>101348574
Why?

>>101348432
>jelly minecraft
>eimi
>uruka sucking me off
>nasa anniversary
wtf how does it suck (other than yeah me)

lumi just brought her berasts out and im suckling on them

When will Sakana stop fucking around and hire a choober with abs?

>>101348564
the pubes not being pink bothers me immensely

>>101348609
Uhh... yeah (You)?

>>101348612
>lumi just brought her berasts out and im suckling on them

Pippa...I require orders

>>101348612
she opened bob?

>>101348432
Phase isn't fun anymore

Why is Dizzy so obsessed with everyone's egg count?

>>101348699
Primal fear

>>101348699
Competition

>>101348695
Because you are not fun anymore

>>101348674
Just how much of the Electric Pippa do your let your kids watch?

>>101348674
Get fit, get a job, marry a local girl, and have a family.

>>101347850
Do it with a needle

why did Pippa lie?

[Dizzy news] Am I cumming? Am I cumming?

>>101348763
>why did Pippa lie?
Again?

Dizzy coffee time status?

>>101348794
The fad's over

>>101348763
Pippa never lies, she just doesn't say the truth

>>101348800
Was she touching herself while saying that?

>>101348800
>Imagine picking up a sleeping Clio out of her streaming chair and tucking her into bed after she's passed out

>>101348834
This but Shiina

>>101348839
She dozed off for a sec

>>101348834
this but Lumi

>>101348800
I need to find a HAG bros, where can I get one?

>>101348929
Just go upstairs, Mommy is right there

ham sweet ham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvXn_QX3Frs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvXn_QX3Frs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvXn_QX3Frs

>>101348306
speaking of sleepy where is she?

>>101348958
The fujos are linked. Eimi will also have a minor crashout.

>>101348961
Bed, hammock, cot, sleeping bag, futon, couch

>>101348952
I dont want this faggot to be proven right.

>>101348984
What was Lia's crashout?

>>101348984
She's been in a perpetual state of having a constant, mild crash out since her friends dropped her..

>>101348306
I will watch Sleepy once she streams something other than darksoulsslop

>>101348800
>I'm suddenly very sleepy
What did she mean by this?

>>101348574
girl movie not worth watching unless forced to

>>101349037
Clippy?

>>101348984
she's doing a cheap zatsu game instead of a planned stream, she's in a funk already

>>101349050
Slio

>>101348961
Pippa throttled their internet so she can't stream

>>101349050
I already watched the whole stream and it's a nothingburger, don't even bother.

>>101349052
D-Did this actually just happen?

>>101349099
yeah

[Jelly news] WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS, MOTHERFUCKER

>>101349037
SEX

>>101349089
Nooo lmao
Clio+Sleepy = Clippy

>>101349099
No

>>101349052
is this real?

>>101349099
yep

[Cum News] Uruka delayed her stream so she could eat dinner.

>>101349141
I can stay hard all day, does she want me to die?

>>101349114
FAGGOT coded post

>>101349050
Cleepo?

>>101349161
kek

>>101349161
You wish I was a faggot dont you?

>>101349099
nah

>>101349099
I made it up

>>101349141
supid lazy bitch

What would the threesome with Dizzy and Ember be like?

I just realised there is a christian holiday today. Numbermonkeys are gonna have a meltdown around noon CET because clio will catch all the european viewers like last time.

>>101349248
Tiring

Femanon should open boyfriend applications

>>101347802
On a 12 hour drive and probably crashing in her hotel room afterwards.

Pippa starting off con season strong..

>>101349329
I still dont understand why she didnt just fly there. Fuck driving 12 hours

>>101347924
Neither of them are wrong.

kissing ember's frog...

jelly currently having a mental breakdown because her baby is fair

>>101349365
She's starting to save more money, I know, Point and laugh

OMG Jelly you can't just ask why chickens are white

[Lumi news] It's okay to be white

>>101348432
Start of the offkai 1-2 weeks. Expect a lot of missed streams, short offcollabs, and some stupid drama to start over something.

>>101349418
Good. Gooooood.

>>101349248
amazing at the time but dizzy would hold it against you forever

>>101349052
Jelly will be phase connect's biggest slut

>>101349365
Plane tickets are expensive AF right now.

>>101349389
They are constantly trying to sabotage each other

>>101349466
>poor person
ewww

>>101349248
Disappointing and for sale online

>>101349496
She's tempting me...

>>101349496
Let the clg posting resume

>>101349496
fuck off

>>101349496
Sakana give her the Dizzy tit lift. Hike them dunkaroos up to her neck

>>101349496
Goodness GRACIOUS
Anyway back to Eimi

[Ember news] Dizzy is a ZOOMER

>>101349365
Where are you from? It's pretty long even by American standards, but it's not completely unreasonable.

>>101349496
fat

>>101349496
I thought women hate phase connect, why are there cosplayers?

ngl Cliobros this game looks like ehh

>>101349496
Stop posting this whore

Chromu piss puddle outside offkai

>>101349578
Are you watching the huntathon batfren?

>>101349661
No.

>>101349489
I'm the seller

>>101349496
must resist .....

Uruka is edging us...

>>101349496
She wants me to spank it...

Only the most normalfagcore of autists go to cons. This is a fact. Remove Pippa’s street cred. She’s not like us.

>>101349667
Chromu should focus on her art or she's going to be back in Philadelphia fent folded in an alley full of piss

Is this minecraft stream really what it's like to work in a small tech startup?

>>101349771
Ember will provide some tips offline

>>101349667
Imagine hina and uwo's obese guts slapping against each other

>>101349690
Monster Hunter is literally Moriko at her best and you’re skipping it to shitpost here.
You’re a fake ass motherfucker.

>>101349767
Chromu should go back to doing porn audios and get rid of that yee-yee ass haircut.

guys I'm still sad about saya. she had such a great model imagine if fishman gave it to someone better

>>101349841
This but Gura

>>101349496
lukewarm take
cumbun has a pretty face and I don't understand why anons wanna paperbag it

>>101349758
autists of any kind by definition are not and can not be normal

>>101349812
Why imagine when you can see proof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEpi520TZ5g

>>101349822
I enjoy watching her play Mario romhacks

>>101349901
That's from shiina's colon

Ember made calamari.
Lumi made strawberry ice cream.
Jelly made dog food.
Dizzy fried an egg.

What would you eat /pcg/?

>>101349758
Pippa has always been a normal fag

Sakana should sue the fuck out of the guy who put pippas name on his gun, bury him in so much debt he 41%s himself, sakana is vindictive enough to do it to, he bankrupted the company that scammed him on the bean plushies

The big one will strike california on saturday at 7:44pm pst, be warned

>>101349944
I would eat your sister's pussy.

>>101349944
I would bark for Jelly

>>101349944
>I don't eat seafood
>I avoid sugar even though strawby is my favorite ice cream
>lmao
>Eggs are nature's perfect food

>>101349960
I'm going to sue you for your baby understanding of the legal system

>>101349496
AWOOOOOOOOOGA
for real how much for the night cumbun?

>>101350088
2k

>>101350092
>brap shit
okay, but why?

>>101350117
I feel like this is actually cunbun

What does Eimi taste like

>>101347618 (OP)
I want Uruka to lick my ice cream cone

>>101350170
unwashed bedsheets

>>101350170
Probably like a slightly sweaty person

I would do coke just to pound Gumbuns buns till daybreak

damn eimis hamspter is fucking zooming on that wheel

>>101349960
Then Pippa should a do stream where she just repeats "Trans Lives Matter" over and over for 2 hours

>>101350170
like chicharron

Nasa's 4th year anniversary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syOk2p85jAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syOk2p85jAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syOk2p85jAI

>>101350249
why is she dressed like Pico

I hope the girls all play the new PS5 Climate Change Awareness Experience on stream. It'd be good to educate the chuds in the audience who don't Trust the Science.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZatuxtL47Cc

>>101350272
she consumed her

WATCH THE ELDER DORAGON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syOk2p85jAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syOk2p85jAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syOk2p85jAI

ABG Uruka will be draining you tonight
Grab your popcorn and cum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_TAHhLFjkM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_TAHhLFjkM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_TAHhLFjkM

>>101350249
Nasa cares

>>101350206
Will Gumbun be taking on five guys?

>>101350369
Nah, just me

>>101350117
Too much
I can fuck an actual JAV for far less

>>101350393
Yeah, no shit that actual whores cost less

>superchatter calls Nasa his Kamioshi
>Nasa calls him gross
This bratty dragon...

Urufugang is HORNY tonight

>>101350422
they are getting drained by a valley girl what do you expect?

phase connec

>No Pippa update

Getting flashbacks from last year...

>>101349457
It's the kikes!

gooning to this

>>101350526
fricking creep

>>101350503
Stop reading me

KUSOZAKO FAKYU

>>101350562
It begiins

>>101350526
she's not very good at this, it's killing the boner

>>101350598
Welcome to every Uruka RP

bro since when is uruka a whore wtf

>>101350598
I'll make it work

>>101350619
She is very surpressed

>>101350616
she could learn a thing or two from Larry

>>101347843
I see you.

Why dead? :(
https://x.com/pipkinpippa/status/1935537158464610696

>>101350562
>Makes thousands last night
>Ditches us tonight
People really does show what we mean to her. Nothing more than cash worth for her

>>101350664
Its difficult doing nothing all day

>>101350664
Should I bring a dinosaur puppet to Offkai?

>>101350664
12 hour drive, which she probably got to her airbnb/hotel a couple hours ago. She's now going out drinking with chromu/marimari

>>101350117
if that includes swallowing, i'll pay

>>101350677
She was up late chud. Stop being so entitled

>>101350117
That's like a used car down payment ...
Well not even anymore

pippa love

>>101350702
But didnt mari stream?

>>101350637
I want to play with larrys prostate

>>101348065
>>101348095
It'd be so much easier for her to go along with the gooner crowd.
There's no benefit to saying she doesn't, so I believe her.
People that keep saying otherwise, some of them might get neutered.

God she's so bad at this, but I can't stop masturbating

Nasa won a cooking competition.
She is literally the perfect wife.

>>101350741
They probably left at like 4am pst anon

>>101350743
imagine the moans of pleasure

>>101350756
I don't deserve her.

>>101350717
I would too

Remind me again why we hate Uruka?

SEX

>>101350782
swallow?

>>101350717
Should include swallowing and multiple creampies for that price

Uruka is too good at this

>>101350799
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

Jelly's ass status?

>Dick? You mean that thing that should, like, be in my mouth
Diamonds

>>101350800
yeah

>>101350824
Prneganat

>>101350802
every woman is already on the pill, creampies are a given
but swallowing is an active choice and grosses some of them out

>>101350732
pippa loathe

>>101350834
huh? is this uruka's stream?

>>101350783
She's a bitch

>>101350846
Pippa isnt, she still cancels streams at the usual start of her period sometimes

This Uruka stream has "virgin pretending to know about sex" vibes

>>101350664
Drive hort

>>101350863
Yes

>>101350834
I told you faggots she fantasizes about being made to suck cock

Eating rice and veggies and chicken. About to fart up a storm. Might even drop a Pippa in the bowl later!

>>101350843
succubi like you are the reason why I eat all my loads, they're mine and you can't have em

>>101350800
Hell yeah big boy ;)

pippa loaf

>Faggots shower Pippa in members/donos for doing literally nothing
>she just doesn't stream in return
Lmao. Truly the most cucked fanbase

Important question. I've seen these things being said constantly and I need to know if they're true or not.

Is Clio a tranny
Did Mari get gangbanged by 5 guys

>>101350922
I would spoil and pamper a loafing lazy Pippa

>>101350332
Why is she at the location of the GTA5 Heist? Is she sleeping with DarkViperAU? What did she mean by this?

This uruka stream is a humiliation ritual. I refuse to accept any other explanation as to why uruka is doing this

>>101350941
1. Fuck no
2. Do you think Sakana would hire someone who organizes gangbangs at cons? Think critically for once

>>101350964
She likes to slut it up from time to time

>>101350985
>2. Do you think Sakana would hire someone who organizes gangbangs at cons?
yes?

At this point I'm convinced Urukafags can fap to absolutely anything.

>>101350941
1. No, she's totally just a deep, nasally voiced autistic female who is into map games, history, and for some reason has never shown her hands, feet, skin, or anything else.
2. Yes, skull emoji.

>>101351014
Brother, cute sheltered girl pretending to be a retarded stacy is pretty good though, you simply have to be honest about that brother.

I can hear her salivating everytime she mentions something sexual
Uruka don't stop

CON SEASON BAYBEEE, WOOHOO

>>101351001
Nobody who tryhards making a vtuber company as much as sakana does is going to hire a someone who got caught getting gangbanged anon. Put 2 and 2 together. Look how much hes put into cons these past couple years. You think hed want that kind of thing anywhere near phase?

>>101350985
>Do you think
Yes. They do. Also no one mentioned cons. That's oddly specific.
>>101351019
>Never showed.
When you lie once, you are never trustworthy again

>>101350922
Loaf you say?

>>101350925
I don't know why I gave her another chance after last years fucking bullshit

>>101351093
No thought
Head empty
100 % in character

>>101350732
no

>>101351084
You gonna bring up that totally covered sockfoot picture that looks like something a scrawny tronald would take to cover their bony stompers or do you have something to share with the class?

Uruka is just letting it all out huh

>>101351014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUyWA4nqo-Y&t=7130s
You're right

>>101350941
yes
yes
beeko is actually panko in a bee costume
pippa is graduating soon
miia hinabobina and grimmi are phasing in
dizzy is pregnant with fishman's child and will soon graduate
and wemi will have a bf yab

>>101351064
Yeah. The guy hiring mentally ill foids, would never hire someone who gets spit roasted for fun.

uruka got gangbanged by 5 guys

>>101351093
Built for rough deepthroating

>>101351127
She literally had a cooking stream where you see her hands

>>101351136
Uruka would panic and full speed spring out of a room with that many guys in it.

>>101351132
Holy shit

Urika is terrible at acting like a slut.

>>101351179
she lacks experience

>>101351133
I just wanted an honest answer...
Because she does sound like a tranny
And Mari looks and acts like a Stacey who gets off from getting filled like an eclair

>Faggots shower Pippa in members/donos for doing literally nothing
>she just doesn't stream in return
Lmao. Truly the most cucked fanbase

>>101351179
She should leave it to Lumi

>>101351147
Which phasers get off to having their throats fucked?

Imagine being a normie who discovered Uruka from her classical violin streams and then seeing this stream

>>101351198
>Because she does sound like a tranny
no she doesn't, you're ESL

I just wanted an honest answer...
Because she does sound like a tranny
And Mari looks and acts like a Stacey who gets off from getting filled like an eclair

>>101351214
Pippa
And she will puke and it shoots through her missing tooth all over you

is catbox fucked?

>>101351198
>Mari looks and acts like a Stacey
Please go outside anon

>>101351179
lumi should call in and help her out

>>101351218
>She doesn't.
That's some massive cope brotha.

>>101351214
Dizzy

hazelnut is asleep, post sinks

>>101351244
My Stacey acts like this and looks like this:
https://files.catbox.moe/lcmumm.mp4

>>101351255
its slow af

>>101351134
Nobody phase has hired has ever done anything even remotely close to that level of controversy. There is no precedent for hiring someone like that

>>101351244
>Hasn't seen her pretty little perfectly manicured hands
>Every other tuber that met her has said shes really pretty

fucking NEWFAGS

>>101351084
The con bit is relevant because the alleged gangbang took place at offkai. Why would sakana want someone who organized a gangbang at the con hes invested the most into?

>threads talking about cooming
>check >>>>>nhentai
>everything on the front page is so nasty and degenerate that I just lose my boner
This sucks, I'm going to bed. Porn these days is so goddamn ugly that it's unironically making me less horny, not more.

>>101351244
newfag alert

>>101351292
why would he care

>>101351290
https://files.catbox.moe/zpek6c.mp4

>>101351290
monkey collab with jelly when?

>>101351286
shes cute but definitely not a stacy dumb newfaggot i should have you hung

>>101351266
np anon leave it to me

>>101351255
damn, that fat pussy got jiggle physics

is Nasa...?

>>101351275
>No one has ever done
That you know of.
How long did it take for sinder to get exposed?
>>101351292
Because he was part of the gang

>>101351298
>why would the vtuber ceo who tryhards making his own version of Hololive care about whether or not a talent is known for participating in gangbangs at the con he invests the most money into every year
Gee anon couldn't tell ya

>>101351255
Since when does Airi coombait this fucking hard?

>>101351306
its peam

>>101351360
People at Hololive do that sort of shit too

>>101351361
New meta

>>101351316
wtf this image is beautiful

>>101351336
>brings up fucking CINDER
yes anon im sure a phase talent will get exposed one day for raping puppies or something
2 more weeks and all that

>>101351361
Chat bought that one for her

>>101350741
I don't know if Mari is with her
Hina is going to offkai and Kisaka is running her V-Oshi booth

>>101351315
>Not a Stacey
Yeah, and Lumi is single.
I bet you think her whole "I don't like sex I would rather stick a gunpla up my ass" shtick is real

>>101351403
Mari talks like she has a developmental disorder

>>101351370
Okay I see where this is going. Im gonna ask for proof, you'll deflect, I call you a retard and we both go our separate ways. I'll just skip to calling you a retard. Retard.

>>101351333
>goes to canada
>suddenly talking about bears
The fucking Leafs corrupted another one.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(novel)
Day of the Rake is coming.

There isn't a single Stacey in Phase Connect.
>but her coworkers said she's pretty
Of course they did, women always say that about each other. Do you think they'd call each other mid/ugly on stream?

Its so over....
https://x.com/EepySleepyCh/status/1935538659140231403

>>101351434
I don't have any proof because I'm not a schizo with an NTR fetish

Rodeo Drive isn't in the valley you stupid cunt
you went to school here you should know better

Everyone bent over backwards for Mari during her trip to Canada not because she's a delicate princess but because she's an alpha stacy.

t. Stacyologist

ATTENTION:
I am going to have popcorn and a choco milkshake and watch anime

>>101351427
That's just a woman in general

>>101351361
vtubing is dying they girls either gotta lewd it up or get more based

>>101351488
No Mari talks like an actual retard with a lisp and is obsessed with childish shit like pokemon and sonic

>>101351333
she thought it was a chow chow

Does Lia know about how much fujo ERP goes on in FFXIV?

>>101351462
The valley starts at the 10 for Irvine Asians.

>>101351473
now I want a milkshake! a malt!

uh...

>>101351452
>Women say this all the time
No they absolutely do not. Women are some of the vilest creatures on the planet who will gleefully tear people down behind their backs, especially other women who they view as competition

>>101351472
She is the Stacey and queen bee after all
And just like a queen bee, she gets humped by multiple males at once

>>101351547
>June 17

>>101350941
1. Clio is my wife and loves it when I bully her nipples and clit so no
2. Five sweaty weebs ran a train on her lmao

uruka's fat rack?

>>101351547
You ever wonder how people came up with stuff?
>Dude just me bro, stab this cotton ball with a fork for a few thousand times and it'll turn into a ball of yarn, trust me bro get to work
Yeah ok sure thing lmao, did that appear to you in a dream?

>>101351503
>Obsessed with childish shit
Again, that's women in general.
>Lisp
That's why I like her. She talks like she's just a little bit retarded. Aren't girls at their cutest when they're a little retarded?

>>101351620
No women in general do not like pokemon and sonic

>>101351641
>women don't like Pokémon
Next you'll say women don't like horses

>>101351675
I think you've spend too much time fraternizing in autistic circles

>>101351503
HOT HANDS
DORK VOICE
HOT HANDS
DORK VOICE
HOT HANDS
DORK VOICE

Why are we seething about Mari again? Slow drama day?

My homosexual bait got more replies than anything else I posted that would usually incite a flurry of replies. I'm depressed

>>101351701
Pippa just needs masturbation material

God I need Uruka to hammerfist my testicles while she fingers my butthole

>>101351705
Sorry to hear that anon. If it brings you comfort, you can suck my dick if you want

>>101351454
I have never owned a N64 controller with the sticks not broken, i hate my parents...

>>101351198
Mari talks like a retarded 12 year old boy

are you guys pretending about enjoying that minecraft collab? or am I actually just old and dont get it anymore? was there a punchline?

https://youtu.be/OmvmI7ndEcY

cwawaoke time

why does marimari_en have hands like a whore

>>101350616
kek

Why is everyone in Phase Connect whore-coded?

ok this is killing me, does anyone here remember the offkai orgy organized years ago by a gay asian dude where they were sucking alcohol through dildos? i remember he uploaded all the material on his twitter, i don't know how this was memoryholed, does anyone have an archive?

>>101351781
Why do you have the soul of a whore?

>>101351774
minecraft minecraft i love minecraft

>>101351781
To make up for her dork voice.
https://files.catbox.moe/1rj5i7.mp4

>>101351641
they love pokemon cards

>>101351801
Cant help themselves once they realize all the simps they have

>>101351781
>>101351801
WDHMBT?

I don't particularly like Mari's hands and they are not the best hand in Phase by a large margin.

>>101351774
It's fucking horrible
Jelly just screams
Dizzy just Dizzies
Ember is high on xanax and whatever
and Lumi is not even trying like with the zomboid collab

>>101350925
Still not gumis

>>101351270
A retarded 12 year old schizo boy

doofus is streaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmvmI7ndEcY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmvmI7ndEcY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmvmI7ndEcY

Why is nobody joining?

Pippa should masturbate and go back to her hotel to sleep

>>101351814

Actually stunned locked, lmao.

>>101351858
This is the most literally who I've seen in a single image

>>101351774
My fellow Brother in PC (Praise Christ), this shit is awful and I don't know if it was supposed to be capturing the Hololive Minecraft energy but it has been sad and boring and I don't understand how we got here or where we're going.

>>101351860
No can do, there's drinks to be drank

Okay, okay, get to the JOI already Uruka.

>>101351858
If you read the next reply you'd see they said more people are joining. Maybe they're part of that?

>>101351839
Clara should act less sexual.

>>101351858
A Who's Who of Literal Who's

>>101351315
is your oshi a stacy

>>101351860
She won't need to masturbate tonight iykwim

>>101351858
I see my one and oni in the top left

Phase friend SpaceX blew up another Starship on a static fire

>>101351889
She's physically in capable, Anon. She was born this way.

>>101351876
She's going to get them spiked and get raped

>>101351750
kys faggot

>>101351834
I missed doing something much more fun cause I tryed watching that shit for 30 minutes and unironically fell asleep so hard I woke up an hour after the fucking collab was over. I cant even join my work buddies drinking cause they think I need sleep. jesus christ.
is there even a point to it? I feel like I am completely out of the loop here. in what theotetical world was that fun?

>>101351869
>>101351891
You cannot forget your own humble beginnings. You're still Jenny from the block.

>>101351858
Chud corpo is not welcome at events.

>>101351912
Will she be okay with all the Asian women around?

>>101351924
Sakana is forcing them to copy shit Hololive did even though none of them are the slightest bit interested in doing it.

>>101351858
She's alright. I like being pandered to.

>>101351913
Needs more government funding.

>>101351913
cant wait to go to mars

>>101351911
We're having a gangbang on Pippa

>>101351945
i thought it was jellys idea

>>101351945
Maybe Sakana suggests things, but the girls do it because they want to try Hololive things.

>>101351809
nevermind i found it kek
https://x.com/richandcreamy/status/1669985180826865666

>>101351937
it's okay, she'll be with her support sheepie

>>101351503
I think she also enjoys playing with Beyblades

>>101351899
yes

>>101351967
I know. I'm there bro

>>101351945
>>101351974
Every new gen has a mandatory Minecraft hazing period. These 4 are taking advantage of the Invaders mixed gen to tank the new girl's hazing period for them. Sakana is mad he got out jewed and is taking it out on girls like Lia

[Clio news] She DESPISES North American tipping culture.

>>101351991
death to con goers

>>101351858
>nopi
>bonnie barkswell? (Collabed with Tenma ages back)
>pillowdear (ASMR girl that got shilled way back)
>the blue/white girl that hates WMAF
>blue panko
>the orange hair titty girl that anon posts wearing that leaf bra
I have never seen anyone else in this picture, how is there this many random vtubers?
Do they make enough money to survive or is the industry just girls doing it as a hobby while their boyfriend's cover living expenses?

>>101351991
Pippa does this.

>>101351991
KFP con slut...

>>101351991
I can see why Pippa likes going to offkai

>>101350925
Gawr Gura lives

Didn't Clara already stream today?

>>101352033
It gets pretty bad when waiters assumes you're a low tipper and ignore you for 15 minutes while they go back at the big tipper table every 15 seconds

>>101351991
No guys thats fake these things dont happen at cons

>>101352077
pff

>>101352103
WHORE

>>101352077
kek

>>101352120
Post hands saar

>>101351991
Gently shutting my eyes so I do not have to see

>>101352120
Pippa said she used to go to fur cons anon, I know she's a degenerate

>>101351991
god I wish I could hang out with ugly asian people and do this

>>101351945
yeah and neither are fucking we. speaking as a paying fucking customer. that stupid chink always has this happen. gets involved, shit goes to shit. any new subscribers? no. me pissing away a grand to laugh at my own jokes? not fucking today you retarded slanted faggot. stupid nigger didnt even let them deviate from his faggy mission parameters. worse, he we had to watch the most sociopathic bug person in all of phase run that mess. nanjing wasnt enough

>>101352177
seek professional help

>>101352170
You seem upset anon, have you had anything to eat and drink today?

>>101351858
the silhouette is Penny Puffball aka Blue Pippa
she hasn't debuted her new model yet but will join the server
https://x.com/PennyPuffball

>>101352170
Hating on Sakana is cringe. Without him you wouldn't even have Phase Connect.

>>101352052
Lisa is right there bro

OH YEAAAAH THE ZOMBOID THING whatever happened to that??

>>101352207
get a job.
>>101352217
a good owner knows how to fuck off and not be autistic.

>>101352052
there are way more notables in that picture, you probably just have a very myopic view of the small corpo scene.

>>101352228
Oh, forgot she looked like that now, why's her art in it fucked up?

>>101352237
Con season

It's almost like forcing a bunch of women who aren't really friends to do things together results in boring streams with bad chemistry.

>>101351991
Which Phaser would attend this?

Blue woman sings good

>>101351991
that was the 5 Guys year too

uruka stop erping

>>101352052
a lot of the smaller girls are just vtubing as a side gig.
but it takes surprisingly little ccv to make a living doing this, particularly on twitch. miia was making more than her actual job as a low 3view

>>101352274
I was one of the 5 guys, we just played Mario Kart.

>>101352177
just don't bring your gun to anti-protest protest

>>101352262
>Blue

>>101352304
why are you on /pcg/ Slab
https://files.catbox.moe/vtkdwi.mp4

>>101352259
it's much worse than that for a variety of reasons. if you do want to focus on the personal, think of this. one of them is autistic and thinks the girl she only talks about work stuff with is her friend. if we want to focus on social dynamics, well that one is interesting.

>>101351991
I aint clicking this lmao

>>101352304
Hey Uwo

>>101352299
What do girls with not much more than 100 viewers make on average?

Are there even any phasers who are actual (real) [genuine] friends? Not just friendly coworkers?

>>101352361
barely anything unless they have an oil baron

did Nasa just thank Pipkun

This is getting old Uruka. Fucking drain me already

>>101352365
lumi thinks so.
sleepy is also genuinely kind if the rumors I heard about her ages ago are true.
that's probably it. women are women and these women are mentally ill.

>>101352361
Depends on the girl and her community, but maybe 10 to 15k

>>101352374
How likely is this oil baron to have a relationship with her?

>>101352435
bfs aren't barons, they are mods or managers for indies

>>101352052
>>101351858
if I tried hard enough, could probably name like half of them.

Which Phaser has the cutest laugh?

>>101352435
I made sure my oshi got a livable wage even if I didnt take credit or do it directly. I dont want to fuck her I just get too much free entetainment to allow for anything else

>>101352460
oh shit, is that Miori Celesta? I didn't even recognize her

>>101352365
Majority of them are genuine friends with at least one other girl. Trying to guess which are the genuine friendships and which are not is a waste of your time though

>>101352403
Do one in which she drinks CLR but its written CLARA juice
also
We LOVE Clara here

>>101352478
I think that is going to depend on who, if any of them, you care about.

>>101352460
I thought unicorns were dead? Why are there no males?

>>101352435
Not usually likely honestly, sometimes they are but usually the biggest donators are just the biggest cucks like this guy >>101352484

>>101352077
with me

>>101352460
QRD on why people pretend Miori is ultra menhera?

>>101352478
the Eeper

>>101352492
if they hang out outside of offcollabs/work trips and you only hear about it later in passing it's pretty likely its legit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_TAHhLFjkM
lumi live

>>101352460
Did Breastie get a new outfit? I also missed Menace, I've seen her before obviously

>>101351858
IMAGINE THE SMELL

I was a chud until I listened to Clara sing... when I did I thought "maybe life ain't so bad"

What does Wemi think of the new Bloons unit?? I have to know. I think it's kind of weird because it seems to depend on bloons/units that are in range but maybe I have to try it more.

>>101352077
rent

>>101352527
That's like all of the NA girls besides Iori, Lia and Gen 3

>>101352515
sorry you are so poor and uncreative you cant find a way to make living wage out of an hour or two of your time every week. something tells me you are an unemployed virgin

>>101352517
From what I recall, crashing out on twitter then deleting the tweets, rinse repeat.

>>101352579
the guy who gives money to women on the internet for attention is calling others a virgin

>>101352365
Mari and Pippa and Sleepy

>>101352434
The girl I'm talking about currently has a little over 50 online and slightly over 120 members. She gets a lot of gifted (50) about maybe once a week? From one viewer in particular.

>>101352543
Is a girl like clara all it takes to make men give up their chuddy ways?

>>101352450
Does that mean they never give money?

>>101352517
She's as much romantically parasocial with her fans as they are to her, and some consider this menhera.

>>101352517
>>101352491

I don't actually watch her, but the thread that discusses her makes it seem that way. It's like Lia's doomposting today, except every single day.

>>101352506
No males because Kanna is based.

>>101352537
She did, it's not as good as her original

>>101352616
yes, I'd settle for much less than clara though.

>>101352603
Nta but I'd put money on him being right, no one with social skills or money thinks the way you do

>>101352603
yes I am cool. keep seething on cool down. proving me wrong.

>>101352647
nobody with social skills is simping for vtubers bro

>>101352665
What about Sunbrocean? He is the perfect human

>>101352624
Only dick

>>101352627
It's a bit.

>>101352460

isn't the blue girl between S and M oppai loli?

When is Sakana going to finally fire Shiina? She's practically asking for it.

>>101352665
I have good social skills and I watch vtubers.

>>101349853
>>101352077
>>101352091
>>101352134
>t. jealous femoids

yellow woman bread
>>101352671
>>101352671
>>101352671

>>101352603
yes I am. cool down post seething is doing a great job of proving me wrong.

>>101352616
Men like women, if a girl stops being a /pol/fag for like 5 minutes and acts feminine men will forget about it and just enjoy the girly presence until she leaves or reverts to being a sterotype

>>101352712
why
you could be out there being a normie like pippa

>>101352712
Me too, I'm talking about the biggest donators, they're always creeps

>>101352714
I wish I were a woman, life would be easy

>>101352732
>I wish I were a woman
We can tell

>>101351858
>mozu
gross

>>101349841
>someone better
Saya was good. Her streams were cute. I still like Saya. You might find a better employee, but she was the person for the job.

JWU, why does Clara have baby hands?

>>101352731
"I have good social skills" is the most autistic way you could respond to that a conjecture. online or not. sorry.
>>101352665
your simp projection speaks volumes. here I am sitting in the back of an uber thousands of miles away and I can still smell your low T. thanks for the laugh

>>101352866
You sound deeply insecure
I hope someday you will find a woman who will talk to you without having to pay her

>>101352885
thanks anon. I took care of that when I was 16 like most men do. I hope the same to you.

>>101352660
>>101352716
embarrassing

>>101352931
im sure you did bro thats why you give money to vtubers and get upset when called out about it

>>101353015
>bro
go back, seething on /vt/ is for virgins

>>101351991
The hero we needed but don't deserve

>>101352732
period sounds horrible

>>101353379
Ok you're right, maybe not

>>101351858
tried my best